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ON 3:42AM THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF DEANERY CROSSED THE LINE OF CONTROL IN BETWEEN OUR BORDERS. THEY ARE USING LARGE TANKS EQUIPPED WITH THE LATEST PANDA-V ROCKETS. WE CONSIDER THIS A DECLARATION OF WAR AND WILL RESPOND WITH FORCE. THE RED ARMY OF HOOBANG IS CURRENTLY ENGAGED WITH THE DEAN GENERAL DONALD SHARKS, WHO IS CRYING IN HIS TENT. IT IS CERTAIN THAT THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF HOOBANG WILL GRIND THE DEANERY FORCES INTO THE DIRT!

- SINCERELY
DEFENCE MINISTER VLADIMIR MOOSTACHE

PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK AND PROVIDE SOME PROOF.
Then we will decide whether to assist.

The head of the Democratic Republic of Deanery was sleeping this morning, when he got urgent news that the rouge and out of control nation of HOOBANG was invaded. It was unprecedented, unfounded, and completly without warning. Especially considering Deanery just gave a 5 million dollar aid package to the nation in question. Troops, tanks, and jets were immediatley sent to the Deanery-HOOBANG border to defend the seemingly random attack. Seaford Sux0rz is in turmoil, and the nation's overly large army can not be fended off by Deanery alone...

Deanery - DID you pass the borders between your two contries for no reason, like HOOBANG states?

Yes, I croseed the boarders.... and when I say "I', I mean as one single person I went to his country to devliver the aid package!! I was just giving him 5 million dollars for his poor and needy (15 million Deaners), is there crime in that?!

He did cross the borders, while we supplied the starving citizens of their capitalist regime with much needed food. This aid package consited of Deaners, which conversion factor is 1.5million Deaners to 1 Zig. This aid package is a mere distraction from the launching of the Panda V rockets currently on their way. Our response will be swift and the the Deanery shall pay for this infraction on our land.

- Minister of Defence
- Vladimir Moostache

PS - He DID cross the border, after all.

Acknowledged. We will wait for a statement from HOOBANG before deciding how/if to act.

Deanery, did you launch those missiles?

*the empire sends down this communication to the democratic republic of deanery*

should the socialist/communist threat hold your nation in contempt and use force against you the most glorious empire of old brittania whose population today is over 1 billion will assist you financially and will support you with the latest weapons built in the empire, these commie rebels cant be allowed to continue their violent hypocritical march through the world.

No, the Democratic Republic of Deanery did not make any attackes yet against HOOBANG. We sent them an aid pakage to help their poor and needy, and they evidently assumed this was an act of violence (don't ask me). Subsequently HOOBANG threatened war against Deanery, and sent troops and tanks to the Deanery-HOOBANG boarder. In a defensive response Deanery sent troops and missles to the boarder to defend against a seemingly inevitible war, although no missles have been launched as of now, and no shots have been fired.

damn, double posted

Hmmm.

Deanery, I suppose your stance and view on HOOBANG is neutral and of respect (mainly because of the aid package), however have you ever been hostile or threatening towards HOOBANG? So far this looks as though it is a great misperception on HOOBANG's part but I do wish to know if the history between your Nations has ever been anything other than friendly.

There has never been any previous conflicts between of Deanery and HOOBANG. Likewise, there has never been any interaction at all. However, Deanery's borders have been flooded wtih refugees from HOOBANG all of which were starving and near death, so, the prosperous nation of Deanery responded wtih an aid package.

At the moment troops build between the boarders and we have equally so placed troops for the defense of Deanery. Orders are not to insite a war unless fired upon.

In that case, CLAN FREEDOM troops will be sent to the region to help deanery if HOOBANG starts anything. (ooc: dont try anything, HOOBANG)

The first battle between the nations of HOOBANG and Deanery took place today, 35.2226.2003 *Seaford Suxorz uses a non standard calendar*. No one is really sure how the battle started, or who shot the first shots, but tensions were high as the troops gathered on the border. It was a bloody and gory battle, and it led into the city of Hoobonictown, where most of the battle took place. Deanery's troops at first pushed foward and seemed to have the victory, until kamakaze pilots from the Red Air Force of HOOBANG began to wreak havoc among the troops of Deanery, flying the planes right into the battle and the troops of our Democratic Republic. The troops of Deanery were pushed back into the Desert of Gali today, near the border of the region of Seaford Sux0rz. Although, before being pushed back by the fleets of hundreds of Kamakaze pilots, Deanery's troops did manage to create substantial damage to HOOBANG's armed forces. Temporary and unconfirmed casualties from this morning's battle are:

Deanery - 10 panda V's destroyed, 40,000 tropps killed, 5,000 wounded, and 1 missle sent into HOOBANG's tank yards.

HOOBANG- 700 kamakaze pilots lost, 23,000 troops killed, 2,000 wounded, 500 tnaks destroyed, and 4 missles used to kill Deanery troops on the Gali-HOOBANG border.

Currently Deanery's troops are regrouping on the northern border which is shared with HOOBANG in the Desert of Gali, and HOOBANG's troops are pressing foward to push into the Desert. Citizens of Hoobonic towns are parading in the streets due to HOOBANG's claimed victory, however Deanery stubornly insists the war was victorious for them in destroying a good portion of the rouge nation's tanks.

No official statements have been made from eaiher side's leader

***Seaford Sux0rz official news article transcript***

Deanery's head of military, Greg Chin, has responded on the battle

"Yes, we have entered a bloody and violent war, and the first battle is proving brutal, but so far we look at this as a sucess, although the drawback into the desert."

No further comment was given at the time

**CONFIDENTIAL**
GENERAL JUNTAO PHILLIBUSTER
RED ARMY
PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF HOOBANG

- Today was a great day in the history of our prosperous People's Republic. We pushed the Deanery's weak assault on our great city of Hoobonictown back into the sand of the Gali Desert. Our nation is indebted to the brave and incredibly suicidal kamakaze pilots who sent thousands of the aggressors to their doom. Nations of the world, do not be fooled by Deanery's high-minded lies. Hiding under the face of goodwill, this nation's only goal is to take over not only Seaford Sux0rz, but the World itself. We the People's Republic of Hoobang are calling for military support from the other anti imperialist nations in a quest not only to defeat the Deanery, but to burn Dean-Unit to the ground. Comrades, do not wait till your nation is surrounded by Panda-V rockets before defending yourself. Join Hoobang and bury Supreme Dictator Dean into the sands of Gali before it's too late.

**END TRANSMISSION**

Will both of you report losses already?

Um, I believe I posted the early war losses:

***Early War Losses***

Deanery - 10 panda V's destroyed, 40,000 tropps killed, 5,000 wounded, and 1 missle sent into HOOBANG's tank yards.

HOOBANG- 700 kamakaze pilots lost, 23,000 troops killed, 2,000 wounded, 500 tnaks destroyed, and 4 missles used to kill Deanery troops on the Gali-HOOBANG border.

**Part of message from Deanery's government to nations of the world***

As you can see, HOOBANG uses insnley unmoral and corrupt fighting tactics, such as kamakaze pilots. They are a corrupt dictatorship aimed at the destruction of Democracy and freedom, and must be supressed. This war was brough on upon by THEM, after DEANERY gave THEM a financial aid package. They took it as a treat of war, because it was spreading wealth and civil rights to the poor, and HOOBANG's leaders are cynical and corrupt.

***WAR UPDATE***

Troops are curerntly flooding the Desert of Gali on the Deanery / HOOBANG boarder, and this battle seems to be heading to peak to a very very violent mess. Peace negotiations are futile, war is imminent. Hopefuly for Deanery this is the end of HOOBANG's use of cruel and cynical and psychotic kamakaze pilots, and the war can sway in the direction of freedom and democracy.

***Deanery News***

A large contriversy has arose debating weather or not to militarize factories for the war support. Protesters curerntly clutter the steps of congress, as debate heats up. Although Deanery MUST work to the war effort and obtain more arms and troops, there has been no militirization of the economy, NOR any recruting of troops through a draft. Deanery is reluctant to go into a full war like state, however this seems inevitible unless outside support comes to Deanery's rescue from the evil clutches of HOOBANG

**10:30 on 36.2686.2003 (non standard calendar)**

Early momorial service held to honor and support troops currently sent to the desrt of Gali, as well as to moarn and commemorate those fallen in the battle of HOOBONICTOWN

-hurry up! get that bloody stuff loaded!
colonel commissar Harkov was shouting at his men to get the supplies loaded onto one of the ships
-so... where is the theatre this time cheif?
-oh i dunno... some country called Deanery i think... they are being attack by some rougue comunist nation....
- so we are fighting people of our ideology?
-well sort of... just the leader is even more delusional than our prime minister....apparently this is all over some aid package...
-aid package, sir?
- yes apparently the rougue state is going to war because deanery gave them $5million to feed their poor......
his aid spat on the floor
-you know when you up against a bad egg if they can't even feed their own people.....
-mmmmmm... oh and before i forget load up some more AA missles... they have been using kamikazies.......bastards
-oh one last thing sir... what camo will we need?
-desert i think...
-yessir!
his aid stalked away while he look at the ships of the harbour. soon they would be meeting up with the Midlanian fleet and be numbering a force some 3.2 million men strong...............

OOC: yes i have seen it that i should come to the aid of a nation that is being attacked for no reason....i may even call upon a couple of alliances that i am with to help if necessary........

Bump now.........

anti imperialist *the generals around their sturdy oaken table laugh uncontrollably*
this little peewee's think we'll let any red wallies through to enter this

*outside the sound of the marching bands is prevelent, a small force had been redied for war, and the troops were ceremoniously marching out of old brittania, heading for the conflict,
*secret message to deanery*

brittanic forces en-route
what millitary assistance do you require?
*end communication*

Pwnica will ignore this war from now on, due to godmoding (reporting other side's losses).

Pwnica, I did not determine the losses of HOOBANG... we privatley determined the results of the first battle, however these forums were acting up the other day, and we had trouble enough getting on, so when one of us (me) did finally get on I reported losses for both sides


and as a side note, if eaither of us determines the other side's losses, everything has been predetermined and approved by the side who is obtaining the losses. None of this will be God moding, we just have trouble getting onto this forum, so we have the other person report our losses if they have sucess.

***Secret message to Brittania***
Send any forces you wish to raundezvous at the Desert of Gali, we are not demanding any specific amount, rather, any support you wish to send to our army will be graciously accepted. As of now Midlonia's forces are arriving on Deanery's eastern border, and we are sending troups into the desert for battle. Thank you for the war support. Battle is predicted to begin in two or three days. As of now no fighting has been reported, aside for a small skirmish between Deanery's forces and a small unidentifyed group of rebel troups, although we have no reason to think they were HOOBANG's troops.
***End transmission***

Once again, if people were confused upon that as being godmoding, read this post... it was just dont for practicalities sake.

***Transmission to Midlonia***

The Democratic Republic of Deanery gives great thanks to you for your support in this war against the nation of HOOBANG. Troops have already been lost in great amounts to HOOBANG's kamakaze, and your forces will undoubtedly sway the war back in Deanery's favor.

We have begun to recieve your forces on our Western boarder, shall we send them to rendezvous with Deanery's forces in the sands of Gali? We are currently...

***Transmission feed lost ***

double post numero duex

Battleship Fiery Elias: 8.45 a.m
-Sir we just lost the deanery transmission...
-SH**! the admiral banged his fists on his oak table.. his lemon tea bouncing along the table and hitting the floor with a crash
-shall we try again?
-no... use morse code on the ships to get the deanery ports attention.. identify who we are and then request permission to enter and get our lads off and into battle
-yessir
the captain stomped out... the admiral reached for his tea... only to realise that it had smashed onto the floor
-bugger he sighed
ooc: how are you determining the outcome? TG or MSN or any other messaging servise?

My tiny dominion island of Death Machines, can do nothing for either nation, the emperor was aware of this attack.

he suggested that by Deanery sending the relief package, maybe HOOBANG thought this was a way of saying, "We are better than you", or possibly somthing related along those lines.

Our domnion is going to be nuetral throughout this war.

The Empire of cricketmon is in support of Deanery.

" Oh, God" Said holy emperor Daniel the eternal"not another war."
"Sadly, yes" repleied the general
"put me on the air on all braodcasts. Im going to make a national annoucment"

***

"people of Hung-hang, the foul, evil, currupt nation of HOOBANG has declared war on a fellow capatalist state. In the name of all money...sorry... freedom loving people every where, we have declared war.Now let us all sing the national anthem:"
(sorry. couldnt help myself)

here they come marching past the houses, kahki shirts and kahki trousers
see the army of hung-hang and let your heart be filled with pride.
If we face any opposition from commies by definition then by verse two we'll abide.

We'll dehumanise and hate them,
send our troops to decimate them
for all the land of hung-hang and its mortgage is at stake
and if it makes economic sense
we'll build a giant fence
and from behind our enemies we shoot without mercy.

***

Does any one mind if i launch a kinetic missile strike from my orbital satellite at hoobang?

I propose a peace whereby HOOBANG withdraws its troops and apoligises for its misunderstanding of the goodwill in the aid package. and deanery apoligises for crossing the border

ooc:Hoobang is the one attacking here u muppet!

Harkov started at the sun baked desert
-Finally! at least we are here.........
-yessir
-so... what is our readiness?
-as ready as we'll ever be sir....
-good i want a scout patrol out near the heebang lines tonight.. extra stealth.. extra precausion....

-it's HOOBANG sir....
-whatever.. we'll just beat them anyway......and make sure it is our best scouts!
-yessir

Harkov sighed and look out across the desert all he could see was sand sand sand.....

***Morse code sent to Midlonia***

A...B...C...D..E..F..G... yeah, i remember how do do this now...

Our ports are open and we are welcoming your ships and forces as they arrive. The first fleet arrived in the port city of Emtown and our troops are leading them into the Gali Desert.

****Fowarded Tranmission from the base in the desert***
The first troops have arrived at the desert, and aside from a near catastrophie in which a stealth scout from Midlonia was persumed to be HOOBANG (until the general realized that the solider was not in a plane... an plane flying right toward him...) everything has gone smoothley. We have made room in the base for the soliders ariving, and we are setting up many other bases for later arriving troops. Deanery scouts along with those form Midlonia are planning to scout the area tonight, and

***The tranmission was then ended due to interference in the desert***

***End Fowarded Tranmission***

***Transmission to all allies***

Our troops are rallying in the desert and preparing for yet another battle, so far recieving troops from Midlonia as well as one other nation (undisclosed information), and awaiting the arival of troops from Old Britania, No_State_At_All, and any other supporting nations. We thank all for their support, and in favor Deanery is in your debt and any later economic and/or military support will be granted to you if you are in need.

A transmission will be sent to HOOBANG to persuade them to back down from the desert. If they do so then the desert can be secured elminitating any fear of future battle there.
***End tranmission***

A warning has been sent to HOOBANG, if they continue bulding troops in the desrt and plan to attack they WILL be stopped, and they should back down now. If not, then the troops of Deanery and allied nations will prevail




*** and its answer the questions time ****
- me and HOOBANG are determining the results of battles according to allies, the situation, previous conditions in each country, and, of course, with dice, spinners, coins, and other random thingys! So yes, we do know eachother out of charectar in person to do this...

-if you send troops, you can only send a MAX of 1% of your population...just to keep things fair because they obviously affect the battles greatly... although you can still send any other forces as long as its reasonable compared to your nations size/military strength/ economy etc... it's just like any other role playing war, just we can actually meet to hold the battles (we have this whole huge thing written up to determine how the battle goes on and its winners... kinda cool, i think)

-If you want to luanch missle attacks and other strikes against eaither nation, rather then just sending troops and support, then feel free to do so. Me and HOOBANG will determine their effects upon this war...

-Another note about this not being godmodding, we determine the war results before we post that the battle has commenced, so in the future if we post eachother's losses, its all good.
*******************************

I'm on a double posting rampage ...

Me and Dan Vaeth country have allied with Deanery in the war, and are sending troops to the desert for battle

**HOOBANG NEWS**

The special ops unit of the Red Army of HOOBANG have were sent into the barren, lifeless Desert of Gali to capture Deanery Colonel Wang McPhalerson, at approx 32.5678.2354 (HMT) this morning. They have seized the Colonel in OPERATION: DESERT PIG and have airlifted him back to a detaining cell in the Red Army base East of the Desert. Upon interregation, the Colonel confessed to official orders charge HOOBANG in an attempt to disrupt the communal unity and seize power it what can only be called a "politcal vaccum". This new found evidence reinforces Deanery's aggressive policies and Hoobang's Foreign Minister urges nations to rethink their alligance on this topic.

In addition The Red Army's Nuclear silo began fueling today in preparation for further Deanery agression. Socialist Labor Leader Vladimir Pyochev stated "Deanery still has the chance to stand down arms return within their borders and give up the Southern Jungle to Hoobang, therefore ending this conflict." The proposal is open, but it is unclear if Deanery will accept this generous offer.

Note: All borders have been sealed and immigration and travel into/out of HOOBANG has been halted to prevent Deanery's terrorist factions from infiltrating the nation.

As founder of Seaford SuXorz, XXXanga takes an official stance of neutrality on the war, but it seems that a large percent of the population has been sending monetary aide to Deanery.

**Editorial from The Weekly X Magazine**

It's understandable that XXXanga has taken a neutral stance in this conflict between neighboring countries. Everyone knows that our military is highly underdeveloped, given our decent population, so what good would sending troops be anyway? Besides getting involved is just asking for more problems down the line.

What is interesting though is how the people of XXXanga are treating this war. Instead of following the government, they've been sending thousands, if not millions, of E-props to Deanery for use towards the war efforts and refugee aide. Why? Most will tell you it's because they care about the poor people of Deanery being bullied. But i know the real reason...it's those goddamn cars. Even with the tariff on imported cars and their horrible mpg, people love cars from Deanery. Maybe its cause they seat 12 but ride like sports cars. Who knows. The war is stupid anyway. If everyone just wrote a poem or a song or even a story every time they felt like bombing someone, this world would be a much better place.

**End of Editoral from The Weekly X**

If everyone just wrote a poem or a song or even a story every time they felt like bombing someone, this world would be a much better place
ooc: if your happy and you know it bomb hoobang.....
if your happy and you know it bomb hoobang.....
if your happy and you know it and you really want to show it
if your happy and you know it bomb hoobang.....
:lol:
IC: - The scout party assembled? inquired Harkov
-yes sir.. they have all been equiped with the Bizons as per doctrine sir
-good, they'd better get going then hadn't they.....

***********

Message to: All Sides

From: Nina Grencher, President, The Nomadic Peoples of Unemployed Students

The Nomadic Peoples of Unemployed Students remains neutral with respect to this war. However, it grieves us to learn of the nuclear threat made by HOOBANG, and urges all sides not to resort to such extreme measures.

End of Message

************

Pwnica will support Deanery....after I get back from school. Don't have my military listings here.

In response to a recent telegram sent by HOOBANG, Deanery refuses to end the war on their demands.

"Give up the southern jungle? So HOOBANG can just cut it all down? The southern jungle is Deanery's most environmentally significant area, and we have perserved it for hundreds of years!"

Futhurmore, the military advisors to Deanery's President have stated

"According to the will of the international community, Deanery has no, and will futhuremore never have any nuclear arms or create any nuclear arms manufacturing plants of any kind. Deanery will not resort to such extreme and inhumane measures."

***Deanery News Story, last page***

A very odd thing has occured recently, with the new invention of the XXXANGAMOBILE, which is attriuted to the 'wealth, sucess, and generosity of our great neightboring country XXXANGA' according to Deanery lead car manufacturer, Deanery Auto. It is an odd thing that a car has come out in respect towards a neighboring nation, and just why this car was suddenly developed is under strict investigation by the Deanery post.

***

***out of charectar***

to HOOBANG: i have thought up another rule that i think should be implemented into the war... because honestly, even if you lose more troops then the other side, as long as you have troops left you should nto be forced to retreat.... i think we need to change the rules slightly and it will be better... but we'll still fight the first battle in Gali our old way so i can tell you the new rules later.

***

International Rapper Emcee Du Fresh, in his peace concert today stated "Hoobangin' Sword Chucks Yo!".

Opposition from both sides was confused by this comment.

**HOOBANG TELEGRAM TO YOPE**

Dear Vice Chairman Abu Nebal,

We at the People's Republic of Hoobang thank you for your contributing of 25,000 YOPESTERs the top sports utility vehicles in all of Seaford Sux0rz, which have been seen zooming across the countryside at high speeds. 20,000 have been distributed to the public and the rest are being refitted with anti-panda v rockets, chrome spinners and hydrolics. Our lead engineer believes that the work will be completed sometime next week.

**HOOBANG NEWS**

The Red Army has been gathering has set up the fowarding Red Army division base in the remote region of the Desert of Gali. Lieutenant Gustav Hoobanks has reported that fortifications are in place and that the troops are readying for battle tomorrow.

In other news the Premier of Hoobang delivered an address this morning telling the troops, "Not one step backwards, deserters will be shot. Deanery shall burn at the hands of the mighty Red Army. Soldiers be quiet before the battle tomorrow, you can hear Deanery forces shaking in there boots. Spare none, slaughter the troops, for the fall of Deanery begins tomorrow! Citizens of Deanery, do not fear for the Red Army will protect your lands and liberate your people. " This clearly inspirational words shall surely drive the troops of Hoobang's Red Army, to victory.

The Nuclear Silos of East Hoobang have reported missile fueling nearly completed, however Hoobang hopes that Deanery will reconsider, before they will be forced to use the warheads.

Mr. Edward Harvey was arrested today for creating an illegal hotdog vending chain which filled the hotdogs with laxative, citizens in both Hoobang and Deanery have fallen sick to "Lucky Dog" hot dogs. Alferd McChevy of Deanery-Hoobang stated "I ate one to many, and I was on the toilet for forty three hours! The toilet seat is permanently indented into my backside". A mutual court will be held before the battle tomorrow to decide his fate.

The Holy Empire of Yope sends its allied troops to HOOBANG's defense.

I support The People's Republic of HOOBANG in war. He's got the military might of Deejazes Chedar by his side.

If you're happy and you know it bomb HOOBANG

:lol:

I am willing to send my troops and risk death to help defend the nation of HOOBANG :twisted:

THE GREAT COUNTRY OF DISESTABLISHMENTARISM HAS AGREED UPON JOINING THIS HOLY WAR; IN LESS THEN 72 HOURS, DISESTABLISHMENTARISM WILL SEND 2 MILLION OF DISESTABLISHMENTARISM FINEST SOLDIERS TO THE DESERT OF GALI, TO DIE FOR THE NOBLE CAUSE. TO SHED BLOOD WITH ITS BROTHER Democratic Republic of Deanery IN ORDER TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY. THE ENEMY IS Hoobang. DISESTABLISHMENTARISM WILL ONCE AGAIN REMEMBER THE DAY WHEN TWO OF THE MOST POWERFUL NATIONS JOINED IN A TIME OF TRAGEDY. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

E PLURIBUS UNUM

"The sands will run red with Deanery's and his foolish allies' blood tomorrow." - Miguel Felaigo (Hoobang Soldier)

The Red Airforce of Hoobang has completed arming the MIGs for tomorrows combat with the strategy of kiling Deanery's reinforcements before they can even reach the desert. This will be risky due to the XXXANGA/Deanery Anti-Aircraft grid.

Requesting permission to enter XXXANGA airspace for 30 minutes flying time at approx 34566.2467.2894 (HMT). No harm will come to your people and I am sure that you cannot approve of Deanery's allies flooding into Seaford Sux0rz, coming close to your borders as well. I think you will see it in your best intrest to allow us to rid our region of the threat these foreign forces pose.

Sincerely,

General Yuri Dubczech
- Red Airforce of Hoobang

HOOBANG. you have threatened nuclear war here. I(unlike Old Britannia who has most of his forces committed in the African Commonwealth rp) am not at war at the current time and can deploy 40 carriers and over 100 SSBNs to your region.

Take a different appraoch to Deanery in resolving this peacefully or I will do it for you.

Unlike Old Brittania, I actually do have a pop of over 1 bil so I suggest you fall in line. This ends now or may the Living G.d have mercy on your souls because I will have none on your ass.

The really pissed off Premier of Happy Baseball Fans
"The Happiest Fan" :twisted:

THE GREAT COUNTRY OF DISESTABLISHMENTARISM HAS AGREED UPON JOINING THIS HOLY WAR; IN LESS THEN 72 HOURS, DISESTABLISHMENTARISM WILL SEND 2 MILLION OF DISESTABLISHMENTARISM FINEST SOLDIERS TO THE DESERT OF GALI, TO DIE FOR THE NOBLE CAUSE. TO SHED BLOOD WITH ITS BROTHER Democratic Republic of Deanery IN ORDER TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY. THE ENEMY IS Hoobang. DISESTABLISHMENTARISM WILL ONCE AGAIN REMEMBER THE DAY WHEN TWO OF THE MOST POWERFUL NATIONS JOINED IN A TIME OF TRAGEDY. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

E PLURIBUS UNUM

Yeah, well, antipseudocontraneoantidisestablishmentarianistically to you :P Just kidding. The Zoogie People sees HOOBANG as the oppressor here because they have been shown that they hold a misconception yet continue to threaten nuclear war.

Deanery general, Cloud Strife (never name your child after a video game) has commented about battle tommorow.

"Tommorow, we show HOOBANG their place", he shakes, "We WILL crush HOOBANG!!!" He begins to tremble, "We...we...we order our soldiers NOT to budge from the Desert of Gali. We will NOT allow the Desert to be lost! HOOBANG will NOT conquer any Deanery territory! HOOBANG has refused to give up his war operations, and Deanery along with her allies will NOT stand down. Our troops are ready! BRING IT ON HOOBANG, you shall meet the end of your barbaric war conquests!"

*Note: due to the stance of both leaders, the war in the desert of Gali will not end until eaither force is significanly conquered, OR until one side or the other withdraws their troops*

***Tranmission withdrawn by Deanery's president, due to a stance of top secretness on the Desert Gali operation***

**Email to HOOBANG General Yuri Dubczech**

I'm sorry but we cannot comply with you're request. By neutral, we did not mean giving both sides a little, we mean hands off completely. What the people of XXXanga do is entirely their business, and if they want to send Deanery their eprops then fine by us. We ask that you not invade our private airspace in respect to our position...look for alternate ways of transporting your war machines. May i suggest space? We are not afraid to use our weapons, if that's what youre thinking...we just don't like to.

Respectfully yours,
Xavier Xanaphil XIV, President

**The Weekly X Magazine excerpt**

We try our damnest to stay out of the war, but yet we are still dragged in. This evening, just minutes before printing, HOOBANG asked permission to use XXXanga airspace for 30 minutes to reach Deanery. That's nice of them, but of course XXXanga will decline their request on the grounds of neutrality. What is surprising though is that HOOBANG has no idea how weak the "air defense grid" really is. Infact the last time the SAMsites were even tested, Seaford SuXorz was still in barbaric civil war and XXXanga was just forming. If Hoobang flew through, XXXanga has no means of military retaliation, although they could find other means of harming the Red Power.

"You are a homosexual." - Premier of Hoobang

***Deanery News***

War has broken out in the Desert of Gali. As this happens, a few protests have broken out across Deanery, although not many. Truly, war was inevitable, and the democratic republic did all it could to avoid the war... it was imminent. Unfortunatley, at this time no news is comming out of the desert. The telegram lines are down, and all roads are more then blockaded. However, because Deanery has 3 times the amount of allies of HOOBANG, so word is this will be an easy victory... more on the war as updates are available, your news correspondant, Sookie Lee Andersen (not to be confused wtih big time contriversial prostitute, Sookie Lee Anderson).

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War general Greg Chin (aka Joe hall, aka JJ Jackson...lets just call him...steve...) comments on the war, "we have more forces, more support, and an easy victory. The war will be violent and bloody, but we will prevail. Early results of the war should be comming out as 100.221.53345 (um, sometime this week).

Pwnica will send 10 Sky Bases (/w 30 RF-110D Archangels aboard each), 150 M1A2 Abrams MBTs and 45 RAH-66 Comanches to assist Deanery, if permission for these forces to enter Deanery's borders is allowed.

**HOOBONIC TRANSCRIPT**

XXXANGA it is unfortunate that you have taken this route, and that the People's Republic of Hoobang must forwarn you of this harbinger of an attack on your nation. There is no protection on your borders, but if you continue to remain impartial you can stop Deanery's allies from crossing through your courntry. If you remain this neutral stance, Hoobang's suppport will still lie with you.

In addition, the 23rd Yope Division and The Cloud's Cloudafari Units Arrived to Gali today, reinforcing the Red Army. The troops of Deejaze chedar will be arriving within the hour.

The Military Court of Hoobang-Deanery held the hot dog vendor Edward Harvey's trial today. He was charged with crimes against humanity, illegal laxitive use, jay-walking and chemical terrorism. The court tried him guilty and hung him by the "wang" in deanery language, that means neck. He shortly died after and his body was swept up by Gali's vultures, who also carried away a Deanery General's tupee.

lol.
As soon as Deanery posts, can we please start the next battle? My troops are itching for some action.

This is the Armed Republic of Aido, we are prepared to offer military support in the form of three elite armoured divisions, as well as numerous airborne formations, as well as a light aircraft carrier group, to the nation willing to embrace with the arms of democracy. To that nation which offers us the most economical support support we are prepared to offer our assistance...

OOC: Yes we're offering our services to the highest bidder. The armed republic uses this as a form of income, so you'd better be damn sure they're all crack troops in there, it's 45,000 in the armoured divisions alone, as well over a thousand tanks.
Unfortunatly if you've been watching the news in Hazak, we also have a tendancy to take any poor sop we can find and cart them off home to work the slave mills. Sorry, but that's the way we work in this biz...

CLAN FREEDOM deploys 2000 quick response clansman paratroopers with 200 highlander airmobile power armour units immediatly and more will follow ASAP (when i get to school tomorrow morning, my lists are at home and my internet is in school)

(ooc: im supporting deanery here)

Im talkin to aido
Hey, you only have 8 mil people, work for deanery or any of their allies, back down, or die. no other options.(look at my pop count, not post count).

Die? I'd rather not. Amongst my capacity as an evil bastard of a state is the ability to let off the odd thermonuclear weapon wherever the hell I please, I suggest you make a more appealing offer.

desert of Gali...8.55 a.m

-so... this is our newest artillery?
-yes sir.. m-105 paladin...
-as well as our good old katyusha's and MLRS's?
-that's correct sir...
-very good very good....when the shooting start you know what to do...
-we certainly do sir....

- very good stay sharp.......

** the first battle me and kumar faught via dice rolling making a troops list and determing who die by the dice rolls. But, theres about 10 more people involved now, so i say we just role play**

Deanery is opening passage to its desert to any and all allied troops, including Pwnica, No_State_At_All, Midlonia, and any and all other nations pledging support to Deanery

**News Post**

War broke out between Deanery and HOOBANG yesterday, and although official counts of the battle nubers are completley unknown to the two nations at this point, the battle has been as bloody and visious as ever. We do not yet know if HOOBANG is utalizing kamakaze, and the rumors of nuclear warefare being threatened by HOOBANG are unconfirmed. As of now Deanery and her allies are pouing into the sands of Gali, and throwing full war action to the are. More news of the war as it gets send back to the Deanery capital,
-Seaford Sux0rz International News

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Deanery general, JJ jackson, reports on the current stance

"Yes, war has broken out, but we are entirley confident in our armies ability to shut down the army of the rebel HOOBANG and her savage allies. Deanery is backed by fine and strong nations, and we shall prevail!

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Also, unconfirmed rumor is that over the Deanery HOOBANG border (not at the desert, but near the small village of Chintown, Deanery) a dogfight between a fleet of Deanery planes and HOOBANG's planes has broken out. both sides have massive airforces, and Deanery general of the Air Force, Joe Hall, insists that Deanery's action in this battle in completley defenseive, stopping the enemy fleet from what was most likley a kamakaze air raid on Deanery's largest and most populous city, Zizitown.

**BREAKING NEWS**

The Hoobang KGB burst into the Deanery's capitol today capturing the Minister of Finance and detonated three city blocks of Deanery government buildings. A reported 200 were killed and 400 wounded. The Minister of Finance was beaten until he confessed to the truth, about the "care package". The care packages were filled with illegal arms intended to start a pro-Deanery faction in Hoobang whose only purpose was to kill the innocent in the name of their cause.

Deanery may revieve their minister of Finance if they and their coalition of imperialists pull out of the Desert of Gali and cease hostilities. The offer is open. In addition, the 69th Deejaze Chedar Division arrived in mass numbers to rally along side Hoobang, The Cloud and The Holy Empire of Yope.

Tensions are high and war could errupt at any moment.

.....TAKING DEANERY FIRE! THEY HAVE CROSSED INTO NO MANS LAND DEANERY IS ON OFFENSIVE. ARTILLERY READY........FIRE!!!

***Breaking News*** (cause HOOBANG's breaking news seems to be a day old....)

The dogfight over the village of Chintown has came to a close, and official reports show a Deanery victory (me and HOOBANG both privatley determined the results of the dogfight, this isnt godmoding...k). General Joe Hall is reporting massive losses to Deanery's elite air force of about 300 planes and pilots, although, it seems as if HOOBANG lost nearly 400 pilots, which is more then half of their total air force consisting of about 750 to 800. The HOOBANGian Air force has backed down with their kamakaze headed for Zizitown, and it seems as if the border has become quiet once agian, now with Deanery's troops fortifying their country with anti aircraft. However, the war in the desert is still unreported on.

I withdraw from this war. I can't fight a war if you two determine the results over telegram.

The Red Sector is dismayed at hoobangs deployment of Kamikaze pilots, which we deem barbaric, unconventional and in gross violation of humane practises and standards for modern warfare.

The deployment of Kamikaze pilots amounts to suicide bombing.

In the event that the nation of Hoobang continues these archaic practices, the Red Sector will have no choice but to engage.

The Red Sector has implemented Satellite Reconnaissance routines over the Region of Hoobang and is prepared to immediately amass and mobilise troops and munitions in the region if and when required.

**BREAKING NEWS**

...
The care packages were filled with illegal arms intended to start a pro-Deanery faction in Hoobang whose only purpose was to kill the innocent in the name of their cause.


***encoded communication to DEFENCE MINISTER VLADIMIR MOOSTACHE***

The peaceloving people of the Great Community of Sunlit are deeply concerned by these atrocities of the Deanerians.

Our country is better known for ancient forests and a disdane of clothing. Our sunizens (citizens) love sundancing and swimming with the sunfish. Gambling is our leading industry.

However behind this bucolic facade, arms manufacturing is one of our top industries, and all of our sunizens have military training.

While our numbers are small, our arms manufacturers have designed some brothels and casinos staffed by our sunizens that could be placed in Deanery, where we could gather intelligence and generally make the Deanerians so much happier that they would lose their desires on HooBang. We have 100,000 troops to offer, however, these units must not be used as front line infantry. We would, of course, be happy to supply HooBang's military with both brothels and casinos.

*** end encoded communication ***

The report of Deanery's civilian killing faction we dismiss. If it were true, it is an ultra-leftist group that doesn't represent the Deanerian Government. Hoobang's deployment of Kamikazies, however, disturbs us. Back off, or we shall be forced to intervene.

Having watched this conflict for a little while, Falastur has decided to step in, and will support Deanery and its Allies. If HOOBANG continues with its steps toward declaring war on XXXanga for not allowing military access, and with their support, we may send some of our Air Force to intercept HOOBANG's planes, to protect XXXanga's neutrality.

WAR LOOMS AGAIN... Our nation is tired of these two coutries at war. My army of homo lovers whoa besides spending saturday night with now now declare war again DEANER and HOOBANG... this war will come swift and quick and i will out hockey in both those countries once i take them over!! mwahahahah mwahahaha

WAR LOOMS AGAIN... Our nation is tired of these two coutries at war. My army of homo lovers whoa besides spending saturday night with now now declare war again DEANER and HOOBANG... this war will come swift and quick and i will out hockey in both those countries once i take them over!! mwahahahah mwahahaha

WAR LOOMS AGAIN... Our nation is tired of these two coutries at war. My army of homo lovers whoa besides spending saturday night with now now declare war again DEANER and HOOBANG... this war will come swift and quick and i will out hockey in both those countries once i take them over!! mwahahahah mwahahaha

Emcee Du Fresh was shot down today, after a concert. No word as to his health condition yet.

FROM THE DESK OF BORIS CHOCHYAKOV
HOOBANG MINISTER OF FORIEGN RELATIONS

SUNLIT, we are greatful in your support of arma and 100,000 troops to support the Red Army in out struggle against the evil empire of Deanery. You support is accepted and we shall open the north border via The Cloud for your troops entry by this evening. As per our agreement we will not send your troops to the front lines, but keep them in the interior to ward off further aggression by Deanery's allies.

In addition your poor interpretation of Hoobang's foreign policy is misunderstood. Hoobang has no interest in opening any attack on our close brother, XXXANGA who merely refused our request for airspace. We do not hold any anger toward them in doing this, but we merely warned them that the Deanery allies are not to be trusted being so close to their borders.

Furthermore our Kamakaze pilots are volunteer pilots who wish to die for the cause based completely on their own will. We commend their bravery and do not feel this is immoral. Deanery however, raids the near extinct panda population in the southern Jungle and straps them to their infamous Panda-V Rockets upon launch. This gross violation of animal rights is to be frowned upon.

The casulaties as of now stand at: 37,000 Deanery Soldiers Killed
300 Deanery Aircraft Destoyed

Our casualties stand around 7,000 dead and 400 Aircraft Down.

The battle is fiercely going on and there is a great degree of confusion.


"Not one step backward." - Premier of Hoobang

hi dont be to hasty about war! cant we all be friends :D

FIRE!
at which point the guns of the midlonians opened fire, the sight was terrific, night turned to day from the smoke, but the ground forces stayed still

With forces in the Desert of Gali, Disestablishmentarism is forced to find new means in forcing the red army. This includes the use of terrorism. Right now, there are 500 terrorist holes in the country of HOOBANG. The currupt dictator has ultimate say in the use of sleeper terrorist at any given moment.

**BREAKING NEWS**

HOOBANG's newest TACO BELL has been blown up due to an individual suspected in belonging in one of many terrorist holes. Witnesses have said that before the explosion, A song by Petey Pablo was playing. Then in a moment notice, a old volkswagon van(one of those hippie vans) with 'E PLURIBUS UNUM' painted on the side, drives in a TACO BELL restaurant, screaming "WHEN THE COPS COME ALL I HEAR IS "WO WOO WOO". Since all of the civilians were in the over sized restroom (due to the food) in TACO BELL, only the workers were hurt. That is being blinded by the taco sauce labeled 'Mild' being squirted in to peoples eyes. This strike has many of HOOBANG's citizens worried, As the start of Ductaping windows with cellophane has been a new precaution. (that is for the taco sauce)

DISESTABLISHMENTARISM HEADQUARTERS

-GENERAL ZACHARY (OLD ROUGH AND READY)

"CHANCELLOR, OUR PREEMPTIVE STRIKE AGAINST THE ENEMY HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED, ALL OF OUR MAJOR GOALS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED. ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHEN HOOBANG WILL SURRENDER TO DISESTABLISHMENTARISM AND ITS GREAT ALLIES!"

With forces in the Desert of Gali, Disestablishmentarism is forced to find new means in forcing the red army to surrender. This includes the use of terrorism. Right now, there are 500 terrorist holes in the country of HOOBANG. The currupt dictator has ultimate say in the use of sleeper terrorist at any given moment.

**BREAKING NEWS**

HOOBANG's newest TACO BELL has been blown up due to an individual suspected in belonging in one of many terrorist holes. Witnesses have said that before the explosion, A song by Petey Pablo was playing. Then in a moment notice, a old volkswagon van(one of those hippie vans) with 'E PLURIBUS UNUM' painted on the side, drives in a TACO BELL restaurant, screaming "WHEN THE COPS COME ALL I HEAR IS "WO WOO WOO". Since all of the civilians were in the over sized restroom (due to the food) in TACO BELL, only the workers were hurt. That is being blinded by the taco sauce labeled 'Mild' being squirted in to peoples eyes. This strike has many of HOOBANG's citizens worried, As the start of Ductaping windows with cellophane has been a new precaution. (that is for the taco sauce)

DISESTABLISHMENTARISM HEADQUARTERS

-GENERAL ZACHARY (OLD ROUGH AND READY)

"CHANCELLOR, OUR PREEMPTIVE STRIKE AGAINST THE ENEMY HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED, ALL OF OUR MAJOR GOALS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED. ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHEN HOOBANG WILL SURRENDER TO DISESTABLISHMENTARISM AND ITS GREAT ALLIES!"

With forces in the Desert of Gali, Disestablishmentarism is forced to find new means in forcing the red army to surrender. This includes the use of terrorism. Right now, there are 500 terrorist holes in the country of HOOBANG. The currupt dictator has ultimate say in the use of sleeper terrorist at any given moment.

**BREAKING NEWS**

HOOBANG's newest TACO BELL has been blown up due to an individual suspected in belonging in one of many terrorist holes. Witnesses have said that before the explosion, A song by Petey Pablo was playing. Then in a moment notice, a old volkswagon van(one of those hippie vans) with 'E PLURIBUS UNUM' painted on the side, drives in a TACO BELL restaurant, screaming "WHEN THE COPS COME ALL I HEAR IS "WO WOO WOO". Since all of the civilians were in the over sized restroom (due to the food) in TACO BELL, only the workers were hurt. That is being blinded by the taco sauce labeled 'Mild' being squirted in to peoples eyes. This strike has many of HOOBANG's citizens worried, As the start of Ductaping windows with cellophane has been a new precaution. (that is for the taco sauce)

DISESTABLISHMENTARISM HEADQUARTERS

-GENERAL ZACHARY (OLD ROUGH AND READY)

"CHANCELLOR, OUR PREEMPTIVE STRIKE AGAINST THE ENEMY HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED, ALL OF OUR MAJOR GOALS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED. ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHEN HOOBANG WILL SURRENDER TO DISESTABLISHMENTARISM AND ITS GREAT ALLIES!"

With forces in the Desert of Gali, Disestablishmentarism is forced to find new means in forcing the red army to surrender. This includes the use of terrorism. Right now, there are 500 terrorist holes in the country of HOOBANG. The currupt dictator has ultimate say in the use of sleeper terrorist at any given moment.

**BREAKING NEWS**

HOOBANG's newest TACO BELL has been blown up due to an individual suspected in belonging in one of many terrorist holes. Witnesses have said that before the explosion, A song by Petey Pablo was playing. Then in a moment notice, a old volkswagon van(one of those hippie vans) with 'E PLURIBUS UNUM' painted on the side, drives in a TACO BELL restaurant, screaming "WHEN THE COPS COME ALL I HEAR IS "WO WOO WOO". Since all of the civilians were in the over sized restroom (due to the food) in TACO BELL, only the workers were hurt. That is being blinded by the taco sauce labeled 'Mild' being squirted in to peoples eyes. This strike has many of HOOBANG's citizens worried, As the start of Ductaping windows with cellophane has been a new precaution. (that is for the taco sauce)

DISESTABLISHMENTARISM HEADQUARTERS

-GENERAL ZACHARY (OLD ROUGH AND READY)

"CHANCELLOR, OUR PREEMPTIVE STRIKE AGAINST THE ENEMY HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED, ALL OF OUR MAJOR GOALS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED. ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHEN HOOBANG WILL SURRENDER TO DISESTABLISHMENTARISM AND ITS GREAT ALLIES!"

With forces in the Desert of Gali, Disestablishmentarism is forced to find new means in forcing the red army to surrender. This includes the use of terrorism. Right now, there are 500 terrorist holes in the country of HOOBANG. The currupt dictator has ultimate say in the use of sleeper terrorist at any given moment.

**BREAKING NEWS**

HOOBANG's newest TACO BELL has been blown up due to an individual suspected in belonging in one of many terrorist holes. Witnesses have said that before the explosion, A song by Petey Pablo was playing. Then in a moment notice, a old volkswagon van(one of those hippie vans) with 'E PLURIBUS UNUM' painted on the side, drives in a TACO BELL restaurant, screaming "WHEN THE COPS COME ALL I HEAR IS "WO WOO WOO". Since all of the civilians were in the over sized restroom (due to the food) in TACO BELL, only the workers were hurt. That is being blinded by the taco sauce labeled 'Mild' being squirted in to peoples eyes. This strike has many of HOOBANG's citizens worried, As the start of Ductaping windows with cellophane has been a new precaution. (that is for the taco sauce)

DISESTABLISHMENTARISM HEADQUARTERS

-GENERAL ZACHARY (OLD ROUGH AND READY)

"CHANCELLOR, OUR PREEMPTIVE STRIKE AGAINST THE ENEMY HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED, ALL OF OUR MAJOR GOALS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED. ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHEN HOOBANG WILL SURRENDER TO DISESTABLISHMENTARISM AND ITS GREAT ALLIES!"

We have never supported Hoobang, and lean towards Deanery. But we simply condemn this cowardly act of terrorism by Disestablishmentism.

The Zoogiefied Peackeeping Forces of Chinese Army, as first strike force of The Zoogie People, will resort to military action if Disestablishmentarianism continues terrorist acts. It also warns Hoobang.

**BREAKING NEWS**

...
The care packages were filled with illegal arms intended to start a pro-Deanery faction in Hoobang whose only purpose was to kill the innocent in the name of their cause.


Deanery has not done any such thing. If leftist factions in Deanery has, then it is without consend, and Deanery is ordering an investigation. Methods such as this will not be allowed in war, it is uncivil, and unehtical. We have no interest in terrorism, and we speak harshley agains those nations who conduct terrorist acts, and also look at kamakaze pilots as barbaric and brutal. Nations of the world, just because something is posted in HOOBANG's news, does not mean it is ture


BEWEARE OF FALSE PROPAGANDA! HOOBANG is willing to use kamakaze death pilots, therefore they are willing to post lies. Do not take everyhting eaither side's news says for fact, for the govermnet of Deanery allows freedom of the press, and news reports are not official statements. Nations joining HOOBANG thinkign Deanery resorted to terrorism, please, reconsider


***BATTLE NEWS***

Overnight reports are comming in, and Deanery general is reporting massive losses in infintry, with numbers near 40,000. Deanery top officials blame this to unethical warefare by HOOBANG, shown in earlier kamakaze attacks.

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***Other News***

The town of Chintown suffered 10 injured, three dead, when a plane fell on top of a local grocery store from the battle in the air that Deanery was victorious in days earlier. Citizens scream out "KAMAKAZE TERRORISM" although Deanery government insists that the plane was probably just a stray that crash landed. The wounded are being taken care of in intesive care, and Deanery is warning citizens livin in boarder towns to beware.

**side note***

me and HOOBANG only determined battle results privatley WHEN THEY ARE ONLY BETWEEN ME AND HIM. Battles involving other nations, obviously, are done with RP.

also, people, please dont double, and triple, and quadtroople, and post 100 times. If you post more then once by accident, delete one, or two, or 3, or 4 of them!!!

**Telegram from general in the desert regarding a newspaper that reached the battlefield**

Deanery's Panda V rockets are machines of warefare, not actual panda's strapped to rockets. That claim is ridculous, showing the measures HOOBANG will sink to in war. Just because there is a PICTURE of a Panda, does not mean there is an actual panda on the rocket.

Do not jump to conclusions about things HOOBANG states so easily, for he is not always being so truthful in his sayings. Nations, beware of this!

**Telegram feed lost due to a sandstorm int he desert**

Having watched this conflict for a little while, Falastur has decided to step in, and will support Deanery and its Allies. If HOOBANG continues with its steps toward declaring war on XXXanga for not allowing military access, and with their support, we may send some of our Air Force to intercept HOOBANG's planes, to protect XXXanga's neutrality.


Deanery thanks you in your support, and we are equally willing to ally with you in future conflicts in which you need support. Do not underestimate HOOBANG, the nation who starts wars at the giving of an economic aid package, which, rumor has it, was all spend to the war efforts and the bulding of kamakaze pilots.

"Never have I ever had to listen to such lies! This propaganda run by Deanery is ludicrous! Look at the panda carcasses on the battlefield, we have not implemented the use of kamakaze pilots as of now, and Deanery is ashamed of being mowed down by the bullets raining down on their pitiful army. The Red Army has pushed the first Deanery line back to second point. Not one soldier has turned in the Red Army, but Deanery's troops are deserting the battle. Deanery officers have already opened fire on deserters, while those who stay fall as the Red Flag advances foward"

- Premier of Hoobang

HOOBANG NEWS

We are a communist nation therefore Taco Bell a capitalist chain of food does not exist. Terrorism in Hoobang is unheard of, and other nations should be ashamed for such lies.


"Not one step backwards."

Attack any soldier of the Zoogie or Chinese people, and get killed.

"Never have I ever had to listen to such lies! This propaganda run by Deanery is ludicrous! Look at the panda carcasses on the battlefield, we have not implemented the use of kamakaze pilots as of now, and Deanery is ashamed of being mowed down by the bullets raining down on their pitiful army. The Red Army has pushed the first Deanery line back to second point. Not one soldier has turned in the Red Army, but Deanery's troops are deserting the battle. Deanery officers have already opened fire on deserters, while those who stay fall as the Red Flag advances foward"

- Premier of Hoobang



***Telegram to all nations***
Deanery points out many flaws, and proves HOOBANG to be obvious liars.

One, HOOBANG has implemented kamakaze, him saying he hasnt is a lie. look at an earlier announcement which praises the kamakazee's used int he first battle, HOOBANG is lying here, and making it obvious.

Secondly, Deanery forces are not withdrawing form the desert. Right now Deanery forces along wtih many of her allies are in the Desert fighting, and absolutley no definatle news has yet to trickle it's way out of the deserrt regarding battle. The only news thats definate is the victory of Denaery in the skies earlier this week.

Lastly, we look down upon and condemn all acts of terrorism, no matter who's side the terrorists are on. Any caputered terrorists will be prosecuted and jailed.

-Dean Dean, president of Deanery

***INTERCEPTED TELEGRAM BY DEANERY INTELLIGENCE (posted on page one, for furthur proof***


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**CONFIDENTIAL**
GENERAL JUNTAO PHILLIBUSTER
RED ARMY
PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF HOOBANG

- Today was a great day in the history of our prosperous People's Republic. We pushed the Deanery's weak assault on our great city of Hoobonictown back into the sand of the Gali Desert. Our nation is indebted to the brave and incredibly suicidal kamakaze pilots who sent thousands of the aggressors to their doom. Nations of the world, do not be fooled by Deanery's high-minded lies. Hiding under the face of goodwill, this nation's only goal is to take over not only Seaford Sux0rz, but the World itself. We the People's Republic of Hoobang are calling for military support from the other anti imperialist nations in a quest not only to defeat the Deanery, but to burn Dean-Unit to the ground. Comrades, do not wait till your nation is surrounded by Panda-V rockets before defending yourself. Join Hoobang and bury Supreme Dictator Dean into the sands of Gali before it's too late.

**END TRANSMISSION**


***END INTERCEPTER TELEGRAM***

***QUOTED BY HOOBANG***
"Never have I ever had to listen to such lies! This propaganda run by Deanery is ludicrous! Look at the panda carcasses on the battlefield, we have not implemented the use of kamakaze pilots as of now, and Deanery is ashamed of being mowed down by the bullets raining down on their pitiful army. The Red Army has pushed the first Deanery line back to second point. Not one soldier has turned in the Red Army, but Deanery's troops are deserting the battle. Deanery officers have already opened fire on deserters, while those who stay fall as the Red Flag advances foward"

- Premier of Hoobang
***

As you can see, conflicting reports. HOOBANG is desperate to lie and decieve to win support. This nation must be stopped.

Of course. Thank you, ATA, for your support. Deanery, I ask for two airbases capable of housing 200 aircraft each, with tankers and cargo transports supplied. I will fly in fighters if necessary to perform CAP and stop all Kamikaze pilots.

***Deanery military news***

The Democratic Republic of Deanery has been pushing foward through the Desert of Gali, and battle has heated up. Heated up for Deanery at least, as HOOBANG has sent a secret telegram to Deanery officials, reporting their losses in the war. Here is a transcript of the telegram,

'Hoobang losses are great, yes, indeed over 102,110, and therefore we must back down from the desert. However, our allies are staying strong in the desert, and refuse to back down. HOOBANG troops have retreated back to HOOBONIICTOWN, and we warn you, DO NOT ATTACK US AGAIN, you capitalist pigs. Our allies, DeeJazes Chedar, and The Cloud and Yope will destroy you' These numbers and the retreat of HOOBANG can be confirmed with their nation, if you do not believe us for it. They will admit to their losses.

Deanery is reporting total losses of 44,000, although we still retain most of our troops fighting strong. Them, as well as the troops of Midlonia, Cricketmon, and Disestablishmentarianism lead the front lines of the battle, followed by other Deanery allies pouring in.

Deanery has also ordered to move three quarters of their armed tanks into the desert to lead the effort to push these rebel nations out of Deanery land. Deanery has sent 250 specially equiped desert-grade tanks into the desert, and is still producing another 250 desert-grade tanks. The 300 tanks, 1000 special forces, 4,000 infintry, and 50 B52 bombars from cricketmon have all fortified Deanery's interior. Disestablishmentarinism's troops are arriving from the north border, howeever, Deanery will not allow them to join sides until the government backs down from the terrorism campaign. Midlonia's troops remain in the desert fighting along side Deanery troops pushing out the last two rebel armies who have joined sides with HOOBANG, howeever, the Midlonian troops along wtih ten thousand Deanery troops are fighiting in the North of the Desert, where it is still unknown of their progress. Deanery officials await word from Midlonia of how it has gone.

After all troops are eradicated it is planned to fortify the Desert, blockading it from future attacks. The airs above the plains of Chintown are already fortifyed against anit aircraft, and Deanery is sure the same has been done wtih the grounds around HOObonicTOwn, although Deanery has no plans to attack the town unless an attack upon Deanery is made first from the town again.

-JJ JACKSON, Deanery General

As our new region "our day will come" is sited miles for this war, slight news is only just trickling thorugh the nation of "Better than the rest", however we recently aquired vast weaponary and all the latest war Arsenal.
We stated upon purchase that this was for two reason,
1) to defend our own great nation.
2) for continued world peace.

Our Defence General would now like to offer our armed assistance to the Democratic Republic of Deanery.

Our Political advisor states that as you offered financial aid, though small in your own currency, very worthy is Hoobang, they saw this as an act to undermine the dictatorship.

We do state however than unless they need and your personal request we will not be joinging this battle, but if we are requested, then may god help the people of Hoobang.

Deanery's intelligence and logic is quite weak. We stated that we HOOBANG have not implemented kamakaze pilots in the battle of Gali. The only time we have implement our kamakaze pilots were during the battle of Hoobonictown. It is clear this Deanery leader is mad with power.

-HOOBANG NEWS-

Today is a terrible day for Hoobang as the 101st Red Army Division was defeated. Early in the morning Deanery launched 40,000 panda v rockets. The ground was covered in flame and ash as 101,000 brave soldiers fell. The remaining troops did not retreat however heeding the Premiers orders, "Not one step backward." They rushed the Deanery barracks killing 4,200 Deanery troops before being killed.

Hoobang unphased by this loss, rienforced the lines on the plains of Hoobonictown to await the advancing Deanery army.

The Red Army led a army of 150,000 men into the jungles of Deanery seizing the radar installation. Deanery was unprepared for this attack and tomorrow Hoobang takes the offensive in the South. Deanery will still have to fend off The Cloud, Deejaze Chedar and Yope.

"Burn Deanery to the ground."
- Premier of Hoobang

***Deanery News***

by Sookie Lee Andersen

Andersonville -- Controversial prostitute, Sookie Lee Anderson (not to be confused with the author in this byline), today declared the Great Region of the Southern Jungle of Deanery to be an independent nation.

Anderson immediately spoke to her people from a Mobile Army Brothel:

"We have too long suffered from the deforestation of our region. Today marks a new beginning both for us and our forests.

"We want to thank the great people of the People's Republic of Hoobang, and their great allies The Holy Empire of Yope, The Armed Republic of The Cloud, and The Republic of Deejazes Chedar for their support of our cause and the people of Deanery.

"We are immediately halting Dean Dean's practice of stripping land for the mining of uranium. The deep-shaft uranium mines will soon be sealed forever. No longer will our region fuel the world's appetite for nuclear war.

"As you know, our region is renowned for our pandas used in Panda-V rockets. Because of Dean Dean's deforestation, we are worried about our ability to maintain our panda supply. We are asking for international assistance in this matter.

"We also want to thank the Great Community of Sunlit for their generous donation of two Mobile Army Casinos (MACs) and two Mobile Army Brothels (MABs), and for their help in securing our borders. One MAB and one MAC have been deployed here in Andersonville on the border of Deanery, and one MAB and one MAC have been deployed on the border of Hoobang, in Bangville.

"We declare ourselves to be a fun-loving, peaceful people, and invite the citizens of both Hoobang and Deanery to visit our casinos, our brothels, and our panda museum; and to tour our jungles.

"I am personally inviting the male reporters here, including Mr. Andersen, to a tour of this MAB, so that they will see our new nation favorably. It makes me pround to hear people say, "Anderson sucks".

"We look forward to the arrival tomorrow of the advancing Hoobang army to help us celebrate our independence."

S Jungle of Deanery, for its intentions of independence only, and its intentions of being friendly to both Hoobang and Deanery, will not be harmed, except when its forces attack ours (The Zoogie People's)

S Jungle of Deanery, for its intentions of independence only, and its intentions of being friendly to both Hoobang and Deanery, will not be harmed, except when its forces attack ours (The Zoogie People's)

** Government building in Disestablishmentarism **

General Zachary (Old Rough and Ready)
- Chancellor, it seems as if our ally Deanery have no support in our efort to assist defeat Hoobang. In many of there transcripts, Deanery never has once thanked Disestablishmentarism...And Even calls us barbarians!
Chancellor, Deanery does not want to acknowledge Disestablishmentarism as a legit memeber in this Holy War. We must make Deanery realize who they are dealing with. We must pull out of this war, and cut off relations to Deanery.

**BattleFront**
2 million of Disestablishmentarism troops located in the desert of Gali have been ordered to not help Deanery. The troops will return to Disestablishmentarism in 36 hours. This is a crushing blow to Deanery, as now they must protect an attack from behind, where the soldiers were once were.

Furthermore, Disestablishmentarism will become neutral, and will send 50 million Euros in the aid of Hoobang.

** Breaking News**
Deanery was attacked by an attack by Terrorists this morning, It appears as if a large scale explosion went off in Deanery's Government Buildings, killing all military personal.

**BattleFronyt**
A unsuspecting attack by Disestablishmentarism to Deanery troops that were stationed at the Desert of Gali. A C4 explosion went off in a military base. General JJ Jackson was killed,along with many military personal. Further more, It seems as if Disestablishmentarism is planning another attack, as evidence was left at the military base. The evidence was a blue print of TACO BELL. Deanery is in Full Alert, and in a mode of SHUT DOWN.

**Disestablishmentarism**
General Zachary
Chancelor, Our Mission is completed, only now will Deanery realize who they were neglecting. Already people of Deanery are scared of Terrorist Attacks in the Future. Only Time will tell when Deanery will collapse and we will become victorius

Chancellor: I Believe we have woken up a sleeping Dragon

General Zachary: Dont worry, were not Japanese

Chancellor: O YEA!!!! WHEN THE COPS COME ALL I HEAR IS "WO WO WOO"!!

END OF TRANSMISSION

The government of Disestablishmentarianism has indeed woke an angry nation. The Zoogie involvement in this war will be much greater now; as The Chinese Army has been delegated to the task.

Disestablishmentarianism has fought in a cowardly manner. Constantly does he resort to terrorism. These new attacks (assuming they all miraculously worked without hitch on split-second planning, when many intricately planned attacks fail) just goes to show that this government will use terrorism, and sponsors the use of terrorism by its military.

Therefore, the Chinese Army has funded the government of Deanery with $10 billion dollars for the war effort. It will not threaten nuclear war, as it does not believe in such things, despite having an arsenal.

Disestablishmentarianism, we will be forced to take further action. Two carrier battle groups are moving into the region. The Zoogie People's involvement will be minimal now that I'm in. He sends two hundred F/A-18s to airbases in Deanery.

The government of Disestablishmentarianism has indeed woke an angry nation. The Zoogie involvement in this war will be much greater now; as The Chinese Army has been delegated to the task.

Disestablishmentarianism has fought in a cowardly manner. Constantly does he resort to terrorism. These new attacks (assuming they all miraculously worked without hitch on split-second planning, when many intricately planned attacks fail) just goes to show that this government will use terrorism, and sponsors the use of terrorism by its military.

Therefore, the Chinese Army has funded the government of Deanery with $10 billion dollars for the war effort. It will not threaten nuclear war, as it does not believe in such things, despite having an arsenal.

Disestablishmentarianism, we will be forced to take further action. Two carrier battle groups are moving into the region. The Zoogie People's involvement will be minimal now that I'm in. He sends two hundred F/A-18s to airbases in Deanery.

The government of Disestablishmentarianism has indeed woke an angry nation. The Zoogie involvement in this war will be much greater now; as The Chinese Army has been delegated to the task.

Disestablishmentarianism has fought in a cowardly manner. Constantly does he resort to terrorism. These new attacks (assuming they all miraculously worked without hitch on split-second planning, when many intricately planned attacks fail) just goes to show that this government will use terrorism, and sponsors the use of terrorism by its military.

Therefore, the Chinese Army has funded the government of Deanery with $10 billion dollars for the war effort. It will not threaten nuclear war, as it does not believe in such things, despite having an arsenal.

Disestablishmentarianism, we will be forced to take further action. Two carrier battle groups are moving into the region. The Zoogie People's involvement will be minimal now that I'm in. He sends two hundred F/A-18s to airbases in Deanery.

Controversial prostitute, Sookie Lee Anderson...today declared the Great Region of the Southern Jungle of Deanery to be an independent nation.



The people of the Great Community of Sunlit formally recognize S Jungle of Deanery as a sovereign nation with all rights and privileges thereto.

We are prepared to welcome your ambassador to our capital, Suntopia. We are appointing Colonel CentauriBeam as our liaison in Andersonville.

Today was a glorious day for Deanery and her allies. HOOBANG was defeated in the desert of Gali, and pushed back to HOOBONICTOWN. Deanery forces have now claimed the lands of Gali, including the plains, mountains, and desert of Gali. Troops have fortified the area to prevent against any attemps in the future to recalim it. Aside from the last minute suprise attack by HOOBANG's last line, which ended in both 4,000 Deanery troops dead yet a Deanery victory, this battle was a great sucess.

**Of course. Thank you, ATA, for your support. Deanery, I ask for two airbases capable of housing 200 aircraft each, with tankers and cargo transports supplied. I will fly in fighters if necessary to perform CAP and stop all Kamikaze pilots.***

Deanery accepts the Zoogie Peoples request for airbases and supplies. We have cleared out of two major airbases now not needed near the south of the Gali desert, and thank you for your suport in the war effort.
We futhurmore thank Better then the rest, and invite them with welcome arms to the war effort.

Deanery has a new problem for her and her allies, laying in the Deanery jungles. HOOBANG troops have invaded, taken control of a radar center, and have roused revolt amoung the few thousand people living int eh forest. Deanery and her allies will move into the area after minor preparations, and asks support of her allies in taking the jungle. Right now, the jungle is part of Deanery, and is not in HOOBANG control, yet HOOBANG has fortified it with troops. Yet another aggresive action of the evil army of HOOBANG. Deanery will not allow such a travesty to occur, and will not give up the jungle. We warn HOOBANG to back off the jungle, this does not have to end with another bloody battle. We offer peace, if you leave our lands.

Everything HOOBANG posted is regarded as insanity and unbased. They have roused a few crazed people who live in the jungle, and are sending troops into Deanery. This is a violation of their borders, and an invasion. Yes, for a second time HOOBANG invades Deanery. They are now also rousing unrest with the people peacefully living inside the jungle. Deanery will act swiftly and quickly to liberate the region, and ward off the greedy and twisted invaders.

Deanery notes that although Disestablishmentarinism is leading terrorist actions, no Deanery leaders are reported dead or even injured. The damage done to one government bulding is reported to have injured 20, and killed 10. This is a dreadful and cheap action, but Deanery has other problems, and can only send part of their beaurau of investigation to try to solve the problem. We thank the Zoogie people for their involvement, allowing them free passage and bases throughout Deanery, given as requested. We look upon you as our ally.

**Breaking News***

several unfonfirmed terrorist attacks have sprung up in Deanery. These are, however, unconfirm...**tranmission lost in an explosion**

HOOBANG's troops have moved into the forest

If Hoobang does not step down my airforce of stealth bombers will destroy them all. :evil:

This morning, our great leader reported with his many lords that they would be prepared to you violence if required to end this war between HOOBANG and Deanery. They are being given 24 hours or the entire arsenal of the newly developed Panda-VI Napalm and Panda-VII, EMP ICBM's will be fired at the two country's capitals.
The King's closing comments were, "Though violence is not what we want there are times it must be used to end a more severe problem before it escalates."

Gundellia Afternoon News

I am the new nation of The Federation of British Jimmy does anyone need assitance?

The Chinese Army will operate the forces of the Zoogie People being sent to the airbases:

150 ZF-26A
200 F/A-18C/D
50 MiG-29M

To be split evenly between the two airbases.

The Chinese Army, meanwhile, has sent one carrier battle groups to the area. It will make strikes on Disestablishmentarianism's military bases. See GM's storefront for details on the carrier battle groups.

British Jimmy, pick a side, if you want to RP, you're welcome. I'd perfer you pick Deanery's side but it's really up to you.

Gundellia, you threaten nuclear war. Follow through, and I will be forced to launch nuclear strikes on you.

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The Zoogie Isles : Breaking News

War has been declared today by the Chinese Army on the nations of Disestablishmentarianism and HOOBANG. For long, disestablishmentarianism has used cowardly terrorist tactics to attain their goals. No longer. Desist, or prepare to be expelled from the nation of Deanery.

Hoobang is likewise ordered to cease and desist, or be expelled. The military force headed towards Deanery, is as of unknown and unreleased to the general public as of this time.

Further reports show that another nation, name unreleased by the Zoogie government, is threatening nuclear war to 'stop violence.' The message of The Zoogie government is as follows - Nuclear weapons kill innocent civilians, and do nothing to stop violence. If you will launch nuclear weapons on our allies of Deanery, or on the innocent civilians of Hoobang, we will use anti-ICBM satellites to shoot them down. Furthermore, if you do so a second time, we will be forced to launch our own nuclear weapons on your military bases.

Penguisiana declares war on hoobang and disestablishmentarianim. We will send a force of

air
500 mig-29 m

100 su-35

100 zf-24

50 Ka-64 ЧЕРНЫЙ КИТ "Black Whale

100 b-52 stratofortress

ground
500 challanger main II battle tanks
100 gu-13
100 mlrs


All I can give for mnow

Deanery recognized all new allies, giving them right of passage and any bases or military implements they need. We thank our allies, and are prepared to take back the forest!

For now, Deanery does not have the forces to spare on disestablishmentarinism, however, we are increasing security to prevent terrorism, and trust our allies to take care of their threats. We have 1 thousand agents investigating the terrorism, but we can not risk war at this time.

I am the new nation of The Federation of British Jimmy does anyone need assitance?



Anderson...spoke to her people...

Because of Dean Dean's deforestation, we are worried about our ability to maintain our panda supply. We are asking for international assistance in this matter.



The Deanerians of the Southern Jungle of Deanery would greatlly appreciate assistance in restoring the habitat for our pandas. Our people for years have had to capture pandas as those bulldozers searched for uranium, and we don't have the technology we need to restore the forests. There is not a single university or decent library in our entire country.

To add to our woes, our fellow Deanerians are making threats of armed aggression against us.

We offer you an exchange of ambassadors.

We warn HOOBANG to back off the jungle, this does not have to end with another bloody battle. We offer peace, if you leave our lands.


Hi, Dean Dean, this is Horace, your 2nd nephew once removed.

If Hoobang leaves, will you also promise your brothers in the South Jungle of Deanery peace?

Or is it your intent to pursue armed aggression against us once Hoobang's army is gone?

s/
Horace Dean, Civilian Commander of the SJD Militia

Penguisiana is now sending another force of

500 zf-12c

(if there are any water)

1 nimitz class carrier

49 traflgar(sp) class ssn

10 type-45 destroyer

40 mercy class hospital ships

5 akula typhoon sub

10 Zoogie-class Hydrofoil Missile ship

15 Lance Class Missile Destroyer


*penguisiana's fleet not engage in combat unless greatly provoked
the fleet's main purpose is the hospital ships. Any ally may send there wounded there. The fleet will be located in deanery's borders

Might I suggest Deanery propose a name change to 'Wienery', (the weinies!). And you Hoobonics should be 'BooHoo's' because of all the wimpy crying about this so called invasion. Why can't we all just get along?

Interesting question. War is a recurring theme in history. It's inescapable.

And on NS, it can be fun. But anyways, it's impossible to get along. Tell that to any world leader today.

Interesting question. War is a recurring theme in history. It's inescapable.

And on NS, it can be fun. But anyways, it's impossible to get along. Tell that to any world leader today.

** Disestablishmentarism News **

GENERAL ZACHARY (OLD ROUGH AND READY)
-Chancellor, it seems as if other countries believe that our means of victory is wrong. But what they have to realize that we are fighting our own war. We are fighting against Deanery. Deanery does not want to acknowledge our superity. Disestablishmentarism is INTREPID. We Have no Fear. Our means are justified, They call us cowards, but the real coward is that they are joing a war in which they dont belong in. If indeed Disestablishmentarism is harmed through any waves of attack, Disestablishmentarism will use BIO TERROR AGEENTS, DIRTY BOMBS AND PERHAPS NUCLEAR BOMBS. Disestablishmentarism is willingly to use such horrors, as we can afford the loss of many people. The only means of attack upon our great nation shall be justified toward Deanery.

To other countries:
-Please be advised that the use of Terrorism upon ur great nations will paralyze your war effort. In order to become a more perfect Union. please accept a peace treaty, and as a token of goodwill accept 20 million Euros. It would be a Tragedy to Start the End of the World., But Again Disestablishmentarism will go on.

To Deanery:

Disestablishmentarism wishes that the 2 most powerful nations sign a peace agreement. We shall overcome our differences and live among peaceful. We will be both become peaceful partners. Please be advised that a Peace Keeper will come with an Embargo to your country. As a Token of goodwill, please accept out Embargo of Aid. Hopefully we can resolve this matter. We will live prosperious in the future.
E PLURIBUS UNUM

Disestablishmentarism News
Reporter:
There seems as if Disestablishmentarism is offering Peace to Deanery, If Deanery accepts the peace treaty. there most likely be a connection of peace between the long disputed Countries Deanery and Hoobang.
Perhaps Diplomatic ways will overcome War.

** Disestablishmentarism News **

GENERAL ZACHARY (OLD ROUGH AND READY)
-Chancellor, it seems as if other countries believe that our means of victory is wrong. But what they have to realize that we are fighting our own war. We are fighting against Deanery. Deanery does not want to acknowledge our superity. Disestablishmentarism is INTREPID. We Have no Fear. Our means are justified, They call us cowards, but the real coward is that they are joing a war in which they dont belong in. If indeed Disestablishmentarism is harmed through any waves of attack, Disestablishmentarism will use BIO TERROR AGEENTS, DIRTY BOMBS AND PERHAPS NUCLEAR BOMBS. Disestablishmentarism is willingly to use such horrors, as we can afford the loss of many people. The only means of attack upon our great nation shall be justified toward Deanery.

To other countries:
-Please be advised that the use of Terrorism upon ur great nations will paralyze your war effort. In order to become a more perfect Union. please accept a peace treaty, and as a token of goodwill accept 20 million Euros. It would be a Tragedy to Start the End of the World., But Again Disestablishmentarism will go on.

To Deanery:

Disestablishmentarism wishes that the 2 most powerful nations sign a peace agreement. We shall overcome our differences and live among peaceful. We will be both become peaceful partners. Please be advised that a Peace Keeper will come with an Embargo to your country. As a Token of goodwill, please accept out Embargo of Aid. Hopefully we can resolve this matter. We will live prosperious in the future.
E PLURIBUS UNUM

Disestablishmentarism News
Reporter:
There seems as if Disestablishmentarism is offering Peace to Deanery, If Deanery accepts the peace treaty. there most likely be a connection of peace between the long disputed Countries Deanery and Hoobang.
Perhaps Diplomatic ways will overcome War.

**HOOBANG NEWS**

The People's Republic of Hoobang arrived into the forest to find the corruption of a sick and twisted revolution underway this morning. We DO not recognize this nation and have been busy the whole day ridding this reigon of this filth. In operation HOOBONIC PURITY the Red Army opened fire on all revolutionairies, slaughtering S Jungle of Deanery independence supporters. All other citizens were captured and sent to the Gulags deep into Hoobang where they will serve 40 years of hard labor. The pandas were liberated and Hoobang will not annex this area until proper accomadations can be made.

In other news a full fledged multi-missile pre-emptive nuclear strike was launched on the Gundellia (not the Zoogie People) which killed millions of their citizens and destroyed their war machine. We hope Deanery takes into account the great service we have reluctantly provided for them, and they should give up south Deanery and start a peace. The cancer is spreading across their nation, they will never challenge Hoobang again.

- "Treacherous dogs feel the heat of the Red Army's nuclear weapons".

***
To Deanery:

Disestablishmentarism wishes that the 2 most powerful nations sign a peace agreement. We shall overcome our differences and live among peaceful. We will be both become peaceful partners. Please be advised that a Peace Keeper will come with an Embargo to your country. As a Token of goodwill, please accept out Embargo of Aid. Hopefully we can resolve this matter. We will live prosperious in the future.
E PLURIBUS UNUM

Disestablishmentarism News
Reporter:
There seems as if Disestablishmentarism is offering Peace to Deanery, If Deanery accepts the peace treaty. there most likely be a connection of peace between the long disputed Countries Deanery and Hoobang.
Perhaps Diplomatic ways will overcome War.
***

Deanery accepts peace form Disestablishmentarism, we never once attacked your nation, nor plan to. However, Deanery still condemns terrorist, as well as 'dirty warefare'. As allies, we warn against it, and encourage stanadard and more 'civil' warefare.

****

Deanery considered HOOBANG's peace proposal, yet, we see no reason to give up South Deanery for the proposal. The forest has not been destryoed or harmed by Deanery, and our mining sector is only in small, reserved sections. Most of the forest is unharmed, and we keep it weel perserved. Furthurmore, Deanery is winning the war, and therefore do not think that a peace treaty should involve handing over lands. We are, however, willing to negotiate. For the time being, as a temporary solution, are agreeing not to intrude furthur into HOOBANG's territories. Deanery thinks it is more important, however, to surpress the nation of Gundellia , who openly threatens nuclear war.

However, any furthur encroachment of HOOBANG troops will be seen as an aggresive action, and lead to furthur battles between the two nations.

***Deanery troops are STILL reporting skirmishes form the nations of The Cloud and Dejazes Chedar. They are attacking the north of Gali, where they are beign confronted by troops of Deanery and Midlonia. However, they do not stop the small waves of attack, and Deanery warns them to back down. If not, Deanery will be forced to be more aggresive in putting down these two nations. We do not want aggression, we want peace. End your attacks. Deanery front lines reported nearly 500 more casualties related in battles from the two nations just this day. Withdraw, or be forewarned, we will not stand ground in the desert much longer, but be forced to move into your territory to supress the attacks.

We do not want to directly declare war on eaither of your two countries, but if your troops do not retreat, we do threaten we will act.
***

There is a port in the south of the Deanery-HOOBANG boarder, connected to the ocean via a large river which naval vessels can acess.

As Chinese Army AND The Zoogie People:

We are alarmed indeed by Hoobang's actions and what Disestablishmentarianism will resort to, but will accept this alliance. All our missile defense systems have been activated - for defense only. We do not believe in using nuclear strike unless absolutely necessary.

If peace is possible, let there be peace. Our carrier battle group has stood down and will remain in neutral waters. Our aircraft will fly CAP only.

*** encoded communication ***
To:
BORIS CHOCHYAKOV
HOOBANG MINISTER OF FOREIGN RELATIONS

We have received intelligence from our operatives in South Jungle of Deanery that explains why Deanery has been strapping those pandas on the missiles--they are trained pandas. This is also why Deanery wants to deny the existence of those panda carcasses on the battlefield.

*** end encoded communication ***

Here's what Deanery says about our land:

The forest has not been destroyed or harmed by Deanery, and our mining sector is only in small, reserved sections. Most of the forest is unharmed, and we keep it well preserved.

Yet here is what the authoritative Jennifer's Almanac says about the forests of Deanery, "Deanery's national animal is the Dead Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation".

So in spite of what Deanery's Phantasies-R-Us Department tells you, we need help restoring our forests.

Also, while the Phantasies-R-Us people claim the mining sector is only in small, reserved sections, Jennifer's Almanac records that uranium mining is/was the second largest industry in Deanery.

Bangville, South Jungle of Deanery (SJD)

A 7-man brass band began to play to herald the arrival of the advancing Hoobang Army. Deanerians lined the only street, really nothing more than a dirt road, cheering, and waving both Hoobang flags and new SJD flags; others waved older Deanery flags. The lazy smell of mind-altering smoke joined into the scenery.

As soldiers filled the small town, they seemed to take a special interest in the police station, which had been constructed overnight in shantytown style from big sheets of plywood. For the time being, it was manned by members of the SJD militia.

In a moment, orders were barked and the scene changed to one of horror. Soldiers began firing into the crowds. A bazooka set the police station afire. All of the members of the SJD militia were targeted for execution, some twenty total.

Bullets flew into the brass band, and sounds were heard that brass instruments were never meant to make. Soon the brass instruments were replaced by grotesque shapes of brass and quietness.

Having successfully replaced joy with terror in the population, the soldiers began rounding up the remaining populace and herding them onto cattle trucks. The tents and cardboard shelters of the citizens of Bangville were all flattened by tanks. Those too sick to come outside were crushed in their hovels. The cattle trucks were last seen heading back towards Hoobang.

Before dismantling the MAC and the MAB, the soldiers took most of the day for R&R. Twenty unarmed security guards from Sunlit were among those executed. Then the MAC and the MAB were also sent back toward Hoobang.

The only known Hoobang casualties were two soldiers who got into a fight inside the MAB.

Estimated SJD casualties are 87 dead, 400 prisoners. Sunlit casualties: 20 dead 40 prisoners. An unknown number of Deaners were taken.

This reporter escaped by getting in a panda skin and climbing a tree.

[quote="Deanery"]
We futhurmore thank Better then the rest, and invite them with welcome arms to the war effort.

As requested by Deanery the Republie of Better than the rest will send 500,000 special milita force from the government secret service. We confirm that these will be sent direct to the Deanery HQ, and will be ready for use once Deanery has prenatrated further in the Hoobang terroritry. The special Milita are armed with the most modern arsenal in the world these were recently aquired and only few nations are capable of matching these guns.
Althought not sending yet we will also put on high alert our two new state of the art, Ohio Class SSBN nuclear subs, we confirm that we will NOT use nuclear arms in this war, but the subs which when called can be there with 12 hours are capable of firing 100 non nuclear missiles per 15 mins,
The two subs will also be manned by 5000 navel officers each.

We hope that our contribution to your war is received with great appreciation.

Kind regards
Better than the rest

email to
DEFENCE MINISTER VLADIMIR MOOSTACHE


We have lost contact with our field units in Bangville, SJD, and request your assistance. 60 of our sunizens (citizens) are there manning the MAB and the MAC.

***Telegram to all allied nations of Deanery***

It seems as if telegrams from HOOBANG and The Cloud regarding the new crisis of a nuclear warefare threat from Gundellia has been answered, and for the time being the two nations have withdrawn troops from Deanery's East and South borders. The three nations have began to prepare themselves for the possible nuclear strike, and as the outlying countries on the Eastern coast of Seaford Sux0rz look to protect our entire region from devistation. Deanery has sent a fleet of 500 vessels waters just outside Gundillia to prepare for an attack.

However, a bigger problem is in store for Deanery. it seems as if Deejaz Chedar has refused to withdraw their troops, as another half a thousand soliders were killed in battles just North of the Deanery border between the nation. In response to this, Deanery troops are following through wtih their threat of opening war, and have todat official declared war with Deejaz Chedar at 3453.6365.324.04 (DST). Deanery forces will march into Deejaz Chedar tommorow, while at the same time prepare for an anti nuclear strike, and send forces to Gundillia just incase. It seems as if Seaford Sux0rz has become an unstable place, and we thank all nations who have sent us forces, for you give us the strength to protect our great nation.


Deanery officials still have no offical word from Deejaz Chedar, but we await any telegram.

***End transmission*

:!:
secretary of war : corsackus
we are sending 10,00 top parachute troops to defend deanery they will be deployed immediately

*Our great leader again appeared with his lords today to discuss the matters of the war between Hoobang and Deanery. After an hour Our king and some of his highest ranking officials were seemingly willing to answer our questions.
The king himself though only answered one thing, "No we are not going to use Nuclear weapons. As of now it has appeared that only Deanery has been willing to try and make true peace, as a result we will not be striking them thogh the evil people of Hoobang still do not take us seriously. As a result we are EMP striking all major Hoobangian cities to aid the fall of a true tyrant."
His other lords made certain that all other questions were answered.*

Gundellia Afternoon News

"Gundellia is imagining things, their king may survive in his bunker but does he realize his nation has been leveled by our missiles? What did exist of their military has been vaporized and their claims of EMP attacks are false. No nation's military aircraft has ever crossed through Hoobang" - DEFENCE MINISTER VLADIMIR MOOSTACHE

"I urge you nations threatening Hoobang to consider the service we have provided by defeating Gundellia. In addition I believe that your troops should stay out of this conflict for you are understimating the might of the Red Army of Hoobang, and victory for Hoobonic communism is the only forseeable path."
- BORIS CHOCHYAKOV
HOOBANG MINISTER OF FOREIGN RELATIONS

**HOOBANG NEWS**

Upon Red Army victory in S Jungle of Deanery, the 150,000 troops began their march to Deanerville where Hoobang shall take control of South Deanery. An fowarding Airfield has been set up in the Jungle and 500 MiGs have landed in the reigon. Popular elections were held in the Jungle today and the CPH (Communist Party of Hoobang) was elected. A policing force of 5,000 has moved in and the mined uranium was sent for processing inside of Hoobang. The mines were then sealed forever and the construction of War Factories began. The Yopesterz arrived in the region and are advancing withthe Red Army to Deanerville. Deanery will not be able to prepare fully for this attack as the bulk of their troops are distracted in the Northern sector. Intelligence reports 95,000 Deanery troops, 300 Tanks and 250 Jet Fighters of Deanery will be all that is able to defend Deanerville. The Red Army fowarded 200,000 troops to Hoobonictown in case Deanery begins to advance on the city.

These two battles will be crucial.

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Deanery general JJ JACKSEHN (not to be confused with JJ JacksON) picks up a newspaper from HOOBANG and reads:

**HOOBANG NEWS**

Upon Red Army victory in S Jungle of Deanery, the 150,000 troops began their march to Deanerville where Hoobang shall take control of South Deanery. An fowarding Airfield has been set up in the Jungle and 500 MiGs have landed in the reigon. Popular elections were held in the Jungle today and the CPH (Communist Party of Hoobang) was elected. A policing force of 5,000 has moved in and the mined uranium was sent for processing inside of Hoobang. The mines were then sealed forever and the construction of War Factories began. The Yopesterz arrived in the region and are advancing withthe Red Army to Deanerville. Deanery will not be able to prepare fully for this attack as the bulk of their troops are distracted in the Northern sector. Intelligence reports 95,000 Deanery troops, 300 Tanks and 250 Jet Fighters of Deanery will be all that is able to defend Deanerville. The Red Army fowarded 200,000 troops to Hoobonictown in case Deanery begins to advance on the city.

These two battles will be crucial.

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

The general, discusted, puts down the paper. He picks up the phone, and calls in any and all allies of Deanery.

To each nation:

Deanery is being attacked on two fronts, and most of our forces are in the North of the Gali Desert fighting Deejazes Chedar. As sucessful as we are there, and as sucessful we have been fighting in North Deanery and moving troops foward sucessfully capturing HOOBANG territory, this situation looks bleak.

Deanery has about a third the troops staitioned in South Deanery that HOOBANG has moving in. We are outnumbered one to three. This is the time that Deanery calls upon its allies. We can't do this alone.

Remember: Deanery had put down its arms and stopped battle wtih HOOBANG. Deanery was looking for peace. Deanery had even offered peace. Deanery was ready to end war. Deanery does not want to fight.

But HOOBANG attacked, while Deanery asked for peace.

HOOBANG continued to press foward toward the Deanery capital.

Allies of Deanery, we request your help.

To the people of Deanery,

As previously confirmed, we will now deploy our 2 Ohio Class SSBN Nuclear powered subs, (No Nuclear arsenal will be sent) capable of firing 100 missles per 15 mins, with a range that would cover deanery and hoobang 5 times over at least.

We confirm that the 500,000 secret service milita are ready to be deployed at your desposal.
The 1st regiment of 50,000 are the worlds best at snatch and grab, although no POW have been confirmed we urge you to issue authorisation for these to "grab" leading military personnell from the red army of Hoobang.

The 150,000 strong delta rangers sqaudron will fight at the front line, with the newly aquired state of the art weaponary, they will take many lives with losses minimal.
Of the Remaining 300,000 they work as three seperate teams as they always have, and specialize in situtation recovery, Basically if things are going wrong THEY WILL SORT IT OUT.

We again urge the people and government of Hoobang and her allies to end this war, this breads nothing but death, anger and hatred,

We will be prepared to chair, peace negioations.

(ooc:Sorry, i havent posted, but my net access was down)
I deploy approx 300,000 troops, and over 5000 tanks to this region, with naval and air support (ooc:forgot my army lists, details will follow tomorrow) to the region on the side of deanery. more troops will follow if neccesarry.
(ooc:please stop determining results by tg)

We are sending an additional 5000 man unit of our glorious light infantry to help in the defense of the deanery capital :x

:x we will immediately deploy 5000 men from our mechanized calvary to defend deanery's capital

we are sending 500 men from our intelligence service to help rally support and weed out insurgents in and around the capital of deanery :evil:

Deanery is utilizing the aid of Better then the rest by deploying their snatch and grab troops into HOOBANG to capture their military leaders. We are sending them through the Desert which we have now secured, and they will work in their own units to capture whoever they can.

In addition, the 500,000 militia are going to be deployed throughout the jungle to recapture it from the HOOBANG troops scattered throughout, and once it is secured by the militia we will negotiate with the people of the jungle to give the South Jungle to them as their own soveirgn nation, as per requested. Howeveer, the North Jungle we plan to keep as part of Deanery, for it is vital to our nation. We are willing, though, to negotiate to give them their own freedom, if that is truly desired. Futhurmore, we will be willing to protect them from future slaughters by HOOBANG. The 500 thousand are being deployed into the jungle.....now!

As with the delta rangers, the 150,000 are being send into the capital city, Dean-Unit, for that is where we are expecting the HOOBANG army to eventually be heading towards.

Our own forces are preparing to cut off HOOBANG troops by fortifying Denaeryville, and will cut them off en route to Dean Unit.

We urge the troops of No_State_At_All to aid us with our defending of the North Deanery/HOOBANG boarder, as well as our counteroffensive into HOOBONIC town. We are planning to scout HOOBANG for their nuclear silo, which Deanery MUST disarm and dismantle. Deanery does NOT want nuclear war, and in order to accomplish this we must take down their nuclear strength. They have threatened to use it before, so this part of the operation is extremley vital to the saftey of our world.

The troops of the Litwacks are currently fortifying Deanery's capital, Dean Unit, along wtih Deanery forces, and the regrouping Midlonia troops.

The snipers deployed to Deanery's aid by her allies are currently setting up in the jungle.

All paratroopers are being deployed to Deanville, and will be used to prepare for HOOBANG's attack.

We are awaiting word of what the Zoogie People plan to do to aid Deanery. We are expecting these battles to come to a peak soon. We shall keep you updated.

Troops from HOOBANG marched over the horizon, across the Deanery-HOOBANG border. Deanery genereals stood at the front line, holding their hand in the high wind, ordering not to fire a shot until the HOOBANG army attacked. The Red Army marched steadily foward, Yopesters following behind, across the green fields waving in the wind.

Deanery's troops were still regrouping, unprepared, not yet ready. Reenforcements had only begun arriving, and Deanery was still at a disadvantage.

A loud ruumble erupted from the HOOBANG's guns. The Deanery forces countered. In a few seconds the field was light up with flashes and blasted.

Suddenly blood shed begun. The Deanery forces simply weren't ready. Forces from Deanery's allies were still arriving by planes, vehicles, and land.

The Deanery forces simply could not withstand. Tanks fortifyed Deanery's town, but could not stand to the Yopesters. The numbers were too large. In a last glorious efoort the tanks sent their bullets and missles hurtling into the never ending HOOBANG army. But they simply were not enough. Deantown was crushed to the ground, light on fire, and seiged and destroyed by HOOBANG's troops. Deanery has lost a great battle, and now we can only call on our allies to help us recapture our bordertown. We have lost the battle, allies, make sure we do not lose the war!


Meanwhile, for a sliver of good news, the HOOBANG forces have been easily pushed out of the jungle, and the Deejazes Chedar forces are on the run from the desert. We have defended the jungle, desert, and the North boarder. Allies, make sure our defense of the south is sucessful as well.

After receiving further intelligence, we can clearly see that the army of deanery and its allies are superior to that of Hoobang and her allies,

We can only conclude that it will oly be a matter of short time before the Hoobang is defeated.
As previously stated this war is no good, no good for you, us, our regions or the worlds regions, and we kindly request again that you come to the negiation table for peace talks.

If however you decline what we can only see as you last oppotunity to do so, they with our increased population we will send a further 250,000 troops made up of The Strategical Interrorgation Unit (for once our Smash and Grab unit have secured POW's), The heavy artilitry Brigade, and more front line milita. In additional to this a further 175,000 will be put on standby.

We state to all nations, that we wish for Hoobang to declare the ceasefire, but if they fail to do so, then we are determined to put an end to the bloody war.

We are immediately deploying 100 crack covert troops to the sothern border area of deanery to disrupt communcations and supply lines of hobang forces

The Zoogie People will use its puppet, Chinese Army, to deal with this situation. Currently our aircraft are flying CAP constantly, and are capable of flying SEAD if you ask us to.

In addition, we will strike HOOBANG positions in Deanery if necessary. We warn them to not even think about Nuclear war (as any nation would do when a nuke is launched, even if it wasn't launched at them :P).

we wish to end this terrible war and offer our services also as a go between.

But do not take this to be a sign of wavering from our absolute support of deanery

Checkpoint Savannah21, near Hoobonictown

A fire fight broke out today as Snatch and Grab units skirting Hoobonictown came in contact with inland positions secured by Sunlit forces. Sunlit sustained losses of 2 dead, 1 wounded. Losses sustained by Better Than the Rest are undetermined.

earthfall will send 20 scyther tanks, 20,000 infantry armed with agrt's (multi purpuse weapons), and 5 panda choppers to aid deanery in reataking its south border

Checkpoint Zebra37, somewhere in Hoobang near the border with South Jungle of Deanery

Satellite encoded email sent to military headquarters at the Sunagon:

Captain, we have today detained a shipment of Deanerians in cattle trucks. Also, 40 members of our armed forces were found with the Deanerians. We are currently debriefing our 40 sunizens.

We have already ascertained that the Hoobang Army overran Bangville with no one left alive. We are sad to report 20 dead sunizens.

We have recovered the MAB and the MAC in good condition. Since we didn't want them to go to waste, we have set them up here at Checkpoint Zebra37 <smile>. However, the Deaners are missing.

The local miners are proving to be quite good at poker.

We the Governement of Fairweather Eden condem the actions of the Hoobang. We are unable to send any form of aid to the people of Deanery, although they appear not to need it in any case. We urge all sides to sit down and appologize for their actions in this war the original boards should be reinsated and a nuetral zone five miles along inside the border of both sides.

**HOOBANG NEWS**

This was indeed a day of great victory and loss fo the great nation of Hoobang. In the morning, the mighty Red Army attacked the pitiful scum of the Deanery forces and will few losses, slaughtered the enemy rather quickly. The sick twisted loyalist of Deanery began to protest as the Overlord tanks rolled down the streets. This dissidents were arrested and publicly shot. The working class of Deanery paraded in the streets as the new Communist factories began to be implemented.

Later in the day, the horrid troops of Deanery rushed the great city of Hoobonictown during the troops, lunch period. The sirens went off as the Panda V's were seen raining upon the city. The Yopester division repeled all the missiles and the troops were called to the front. The Deanery troops came in high numbers of 275,000 where as the Hoobang Division prepared to resist with 200,000 troops. As the Yopesters attempted to circle the Deanery divisions, the Deanery fired 400 Panda V rockets which immediately crushed the 85,000 front line. The battle raged from that point on until Deanery broke the 2nd line with artillery/troop raid. 51,109 troops fell and the slaughter of Red Army men began. 97,107 fell to the Deanery bullets. Leiutentant Yuri Matelkov made the move to launch the one remaining nuclear projectile. The Zoogie People spy Michelle Totoia distrupted the missile calibrator and upon launch the missle was innacurate only killing 20,000 troops. The spy was captured and killed immediately. Hoobonictown fell, we only hope that the citizens will revolt and kill Deanery. 186,165 Deanery troops occupy Hoobonictown.

Upon hearing this, all women and elderly of Deanerville were shipped ot the Gulags, and 85,000 males between 18- 30 were consripted into the Red Army draft forces. Children were taken to Guevara to be educated in the Communist ideal.

THE CURRENT TROOP COUNTS LIE AT:

Deanery 711,625 Troops

Hoobang 550, 000 Soldiers + 85,000 Conscripts = 635,000 Troops

We the Governement of Fairweather Eden condem the actions of the Hoobang. We are unable to send any form of aid to the people of Deanery, although they appear not to need it in any case. We urge all sides to sit down and appologize for their actions in this war the original boards should be reinsated and a nuetral zone five miles along inside the border of both sides.

Our dominion will send 5,000 troops to Deanery in aid of this war

upon confirmation by deanery

Yes, Deanery won HOOBONIC town, although there are greater problems. HOOBANG's description of the battle was accurate, including the ***NUCLEAR MISSLE*** he attempted to launch. That's right, HOOBANG has threatened and now USED nuclear tactics! Thankfully, the Zoogie People's spy had inflitrated the silo and disrupted the nuke a mere minute before it launched. The missle went horribly off course and ended up strinking down only killing about 15% of Deanery forces in the area, meanwhile destroying half of HOOBONIC town killing innocent children, women, and men. Deanery forces overwhelm the city currently, much too many forces to fall to a revolt.

However, we NEED to recapture Deantown. HOOBANG forces, as posted by HOOBANG are slaughtering INNOCENT people. They are killing children and women first! This is ridiculous.

Although Deanery has secured the mountains, desert, North HOOBANG (HOOBONICTOWN), the forest, and the plains in betwee in a series of great victories, Deanery must ask for their allies support in liberating South Deanery. The HOOBANG has used many tactics that are dispicable: nuclear warefare, kamakaze pilots, and even slaughtering the innocent. We have won many many battles, however we must stop this.

Deanery is willing to lay down arms, however, at this point that seems impossible! LOOK AT THE ATROCITIES BEING COMMITED BY HOOBANG!

Once again, Deanery offers independance to the south jungle, as long as they are willing to give up the North. We will protect te inhabitants of the jungle and look at them as allies.

Finally, HOOBANG's tallies of troops remaining is inaccurate. Deanery reports that their army DOES currently have that amount, and HOOBANG's estimate is near that range, however, Deanery has well over a quarter of a million troops moving througout Deanery as we speak, and nearly another quarter million are en route.

First things first though, LIBERATE DEANTOWN!


(***note, im going on vacation this weekend. Do not start new battles until I post my return, please. However, it's ok for my allies to battle in Deantown and liberate it. Just nothing new... everything else stays status quo until Sunday, besides any battles in Deantown, because my troops as well as citizens have been slaughtered there already....)



The estimated troops form Deanery:

Deanery and allies - 1,000,000
HOOBANG and allies- 750,000

Deanery with allies en route - 1,250,000
HOOBANG with allies en route- 900,000


those are our intelligence's estimates, we are welcome to more forces, ESPECIALLY WITH THE REALITY OF NUCLEAR WAREFARE BY HOOBANG

Deanery refuses to use nukes unless absolutley nessicary and justified, we are still extremly reluctant to even THINK about this as of now.

Urgent telegram to:

BORIS CHOCHYAKOV
HOOBANG MINISTER OF FORIEGN RELATIONS

We protest your attack on our sunizens (citizens) in the town of Bangville. While we support your cause against misguided Deanery, you must realize that we are a democracy, and the death of 20 of our sunizens has made all of the headlines in our capitol, Suntopia. This threatens to cripple our political base to maintain our army of 100,000 supporting your fight against Deanery. Our sunizens are also deeply concerned by your unilateral use of nuclear weapons against Gundellia and near our troops in Hoobonictown.

Sunlit, I assure you any casualties your citizens may have suffered are in no way tied with the Red Army. We will increase security in and around Bangville as requested. In additon it appears taking back Hoobonictown at the moment would expend more lives than my nation can afford to offer. Our goal lies in using our Hoobang Pact Coalition forces to tear apart Southern Deanery, first defeating Deantown and focusing all of our strength to raze Dean-Unit and capture their leader Dean, for public execution in front of our comrades. Your 100,000 troops are awaiting transport, most likely will be rushed to Deanerville to push the attack onward. Sunlit, it is vital your nation be intergral in the struggle against Deanery tyranny, we will be indebted to you if you could pledge more troops for the cause. Together comrade we will share the spoils of war along with The Cloud, Dejaze Chedar and Yope. Pledge your alligance, to the righteous path.

- The proliferation of nuclear arms upon the people of Hoobonicville was a direct result of the sabotage the Zoogie People and Deanery inflicted. They are cowards who were scared to take the missile into their own military, they would rather sacrifice civilians.

- BORIS CHOCHYAKOV
HOOBANG MINISTER OF FORIEGN RELATIONS

When was it decided that I had a spy? :twisted:

DISESTABLISHMENTARISM:

Chancellor, HOOBANG has used a nuclear war head. We must use our latest technology at their pathetic stronghold. Let us show them wat we are made of. Furthermore, we could end Hoobang and thier allies once and for all.

** Breaking News **

Disestablishmentarism is sending 5 nuclear missles toward HOOBANGVILLE. HOOBANGVILLE will be leveled. Any thing that will survive the attack will die in the near future from radiation. Disestablishmentarism is leading the attach upon HOOBANG and thier allies.

Disestablishmentarism's remaining soldiers from a base camp in the desert of Gali have been sent to take over the country DeeJazes. Deejazes is very weak and will likely fall very easily.

2,500 tanks armed with PANDA-V missles, and protected by cargo helicopters filled with Disestablishmentarisms Elite SEALS unit, are heading towards the country The Cloud. it will likely fall due to the massive attack.

In a last ditch effort, Terrorist in Bangville used bio terror agents. SARS infested bombs have been released in the public. Mass casualties are resulting form the deadly virus. Further more, a dirty bomb, went off in a key government building. The radiation will likely kill hundreds of people.


** Disestablishmentarism News **

Chancellor, All of our main goals have been accomplish. HOOBANG and thier evil allies will perish. Disestablishmentarism will transcend and will be looked upon as a super nation. Any nation that goes in Disestablishmentarism will pay.

E PLURIBUS UNUM

DISESTABLISHMENTARISM:

Chancellor, HOOBANG has used a nuclear war head. We must use our latest technology at their pathetic stronghold. Let us show them wat we are made of. Furthermore, we could end Hoobang and thier allies once and for all.

** Breaking News **

Disestablishmentarism is sending 5 nuclear missles toward HOOBANGVILLE. HOOBANGVILLE will be leveled. Any thing that will survive the attack will die in the near future from radiation. Disestablishmentarism is leading the attach upon HOOBANG and thier allies.

Disestablishmentarism's remaining soldiers from a base camp in the desert of Gali have been sent to take over the country DeeJazes. Deejazes is very weak and will likely fall very easily.

2,500 tanks armed with PANDA-V missles, and protected by cargo helicopters filled with Disestablishmentarisms Elite SEALS unit, are heading towards the country The Cloud. it will likely fall due to the massive attack.

In a last ditch effort, Terrorist in Bangville used bio terror agents. SARS infested bombs have been released in the public. Mass casualties are resulting form the deadly virus. Further more, a dirty bomb, went off in a key government building. The radiation will likely kill hundreds of people.


** Disestablishmentarism News **

Chancellor, All of our main goals have been accomplish. HOOBANG and thier evil allies will perish. Disestablishmentarism will transcend and will be looked upon as a super nation. Any nation that goes in Disestablishmentarism will pay.

E PLURIBUS UNUM

OOC: My spies did no such thing...at least make it Deanery...the only forces I have are several hundred planes, with a carrier battle group ready...


Five recently acquired satellites of Zoogie/Chinese Army could not fail to notice five nuclear missiles. They stood out like a sore thumb, and immediately the anti-ICBM sattellies were aimed at the missiles. Each fired on the missile, hoping to god they would eliminate some.

Disestablishmentarianism, we are stunned by yours (and HOOBANG's) willingess to use nuclear weapons.

Both of you must stop using nuclear weapons, immediately.

It should be generally known information that Chinese ARmy has enough nuclear weapons to level both your nations.

Denaery assures that her and her allies have fortified Deanery, especially it's major cities as well as Dean Unit enough to ward off any further HOOBANG attacks.

It is unconfirmed who's nation deployed the spy. Deanery has many spies working within HOOBANG, but as HOOBANG has executed the spy, we can not tell for sure. We believe it is a member of the special milita from Better then the Rest, but this is unconfirmed.

People of the world, stop HOOBANG. They go to no ends to kill and destroy. Kamakaze, slaughtering innocent jungle inhabitants, killing innocent women and children, and even nuclear warefare! They MUST be stopped, before they destroy our planet!

--sorry, double post--

Deanery citizens were able to clearly see 3 explosions in the sky far toward the North West. No one knew what it was, but fear, once again, spread throughout Deanery's citizens.

Military intelligence explains that 5 nuclear missles were launched today, aimed at HOOBANG. The president of Deanery counted the blasts....1...2...3.... three? Only three were sucessfuly shot down. As for the other two....


Millions of Deanery citizens are flocking to the Western bordertown of Deanery, Drewland, in hopes to find refuge from the blasts, nuclear radiation from HOOBANG and Disestblishmentarianism's nukes, and, or courses, HOOBANG's dirty and foul slaughtering of innocent people. The people can find safe refuge behind the lines of Deanery troops and allied militaries.

Deamery still refuses to act in any nuclear way, that, in our opinion, is not the answer.

** Disestablishmentarism **

- Chancellor, it seems as out missle launch sequence has been intercepted by the Zoogie people. They threaten us with the use of Nuclear missles. We will not be tolerated to be bullied. They believe they shot down the all of the missles, but actually our sources have said that 2 out of the 5 have touched down in 'ground zero'.

To Zoogie People:
Take your open threats somewhere else

** Breaking News **
- Terrorist located in country The Zoogie People/Chines Army have struck their defense system. It is not known if the mission was success. But if it awas accomplished, The Zoogie people can no longer control there satelite which intercepts missles. This is a crushing blow, as the zoogie people are now caught off guard.

-In a sequence attacks, an additional 5 nuclear missles have been launched. 5 have been launched at The Zoogie people. The zoogie people are in high alert, as sirens are going off through out town. hundreds of thousnads of people will die from this massive air attack.

-After and if the missles have landed, a squadron of f-15s and stealth bombers have been sent to fly over the country and making sure key government buildings are leveled.

To Zoogie People
- It is a shame that you were brought into this terrible war. You shall pay for your actions. You will recognize Disestablishmentarism and its allies as greater opponents as they look.

** Disestablishmentarism News **
-Nationalism has grown in Disestablishmentarism. The burming of the zoogie people's flag is common. Yells of 'E PLURIBUS UNUM' can be heard for a mile away. Disestablishmentarism is preparing for war, as armies of civilians are growing to protect the great nation of DISESTABLISHMENTARISM

E PLURIBUS UNUM

Funny, because my border security is tight and terrorists don't magically appear out of nowhere. You'd think anti-nuke satellite security would be very tight? My air force is also very large...your F-15s and stealth bombers are easily interceptable. Besides, it'ld take a long while to get near my country. Beyond their range, in fact. You risk war with the Legion of Defense and the New Nations Alliance.

It wasn't a threat of nuclear war I made, your intel should know how many nuclear weapons everyone has; should know Chinese Army has more.

I'm also on Deanery's side. But nuclear weapons usage is unacceptable.

Your F-15s have to be less than 1,700 miles away from me if they want to fly to the destination and then return home, assuming they don't do anything else like get into a fight. Even then, they'd be bogged down with four fuel tanks.

B-2's are intercontinental. How you got them, I won't ask, but there's no way in heck one will make its ways past my borders.

With the newly pledged 100,000 sunlit troops, the force of Hoobang and its allies is now a million man army.

1,000,000 to occupy Dean Unit within the week.

Penguisiana will send in 100 PH-57(my new copter) in aid

sending in 50,000 troops

We are immediately deploying 100 crack covert troops to the sothern border area of deanery to disrupt communcations and supply lines of hobang forces

Now that our government has been forced underground by the Red Army, we offer our assistance in your missions in the South Jungle.

In a freak accident, airplanes were releasing there bathroom chutes. in doing so, tons of feces were landing in the capitol of Disestablishmentarism.

"THERES SHIT EVERY WHERE"

in this accident, admists controversy....

was there any wrong doing in this accident?

total casualties 15 people, 30 people infected with e-coli.

In a freak accident, airplanes were releasing there bathroom chutes. in doing so, tons of feces were landing in the capitol of Disestablishmentarism.

"THERES SHIT EVERY WHERE"

in this accident, admists controversy....

was there any wrong doing in this accident?

total casualties 15 people, 30 people infected with e-coli.

:shock: Now THAT was interesting.

From: The Sunagon
To: Minister Chochyakov, Hoobang

With the newly pledged 100,000 Sunlit troops...
We are not prepared to commit additional troops.

We remind you of our current agreement:

FROM THE DESK OF BORIS CHOCHYAKOV
HOOBANG MINISTER OF FOREIGN RELATIONS

SUNLIT, we are greatful in your support of arms and 100,000 troops to support the Red Army in our struggle against the evil empire of Deanery. Your support is accepted and we shall open the north border via The Cloud for your troops entry by this evening. As per our agreement we will not send your troops to the front lines, but keep them in the interior to ward off further aggression by Deanery's allies.

In a freak accident, airplanes were releasing there bathroom chutes. in doing so, tons of feces were landing in the capitol of Disestablishmentarism.

"THERES SHIT EVERY WHERE"

in this accident, admists controversy....

was there any wrong doing in this accident?

total casualties 15 people, 30 people infected with e-coli.

We believe that this is definitely foul play. A precision-bombing, if you will. To help with the human feces problem in your capital, we will be sending several emergency medical teams to help clean it up and treat those nauseated.

*HOOBANG NEWS**

Upon Red Army victory in S Jungle of Deanery...a policing force of 5,000 has moved in...
Resistance elements today began targeting policing forces with smart Panda-V rockets. With a range of 1 kilometer, these rockets can be fired from a hidden location into a village mixed with civilians and police, whereupon the rockets selectively attack uniformed policemen. First day fatalities are 11 dead with two civilians wounded. Terrified by the smart rockets, Hoobang police patroling S Jungle of Deanery are refusing to go anywhere that their uniforms are visible.

A spokesperson for the SPCA stated, "The use in these smart rockets of the nearly extinct pandas of the southern jungle is an outrage. Only humans should die in wars. Dean Dean and Sookie Lee Anderson should be captured and publicly executed for developing and using this weapon."

I find it amazing how disestablishmentarianism is sending nukes to a city which does not exist. This leader is clearly mad. No threat is posed by this psychotic leader.

I find it amazing how disestablishmentarianism is sending nukes to a city which does not exist. This leader is clearly mad. No threat is posed by this psychotic leader.

OOC: Who's the psychotic dictatorship? j/p

IC:

Whenever WMD's are used in this war, we will attempt to shoot them down. Next time, we will bring up international charges on the nation who uses them.

We do not condone the use of nuclear weapons by any nation on any people. Innocent people will die, and they are not part of the war. Let it be known that we will shoot down all nuclear missiles we encounter.

TO: SUNLIT
FROM: BORIS CHOCHYAKOV
HOOBANG MINISTER OF FOREIGN RELATIONS

Comrade Sunlit,
It is imperative that you send more troops, people in your cities rally for Hoobang's cause, why not heed their answer? Hoobang is the only nation in Seaford Sux0rz other than XXXANGA who can effectively defeat the capitalist dictatorial goals of the Deanery, however these times are uncertain and due to Deanery's foul play, victory is costing more than what we expected. We are at the foot of victory, and the additional troops you can muster can make the final blow in crushing Deanery. Perhaps an all out assault on Dean-Unit itself will be the best option. Please bring support where it is needed, we are willing to give you full control of the S Jungle of Deanery in goodwill for your service to us.


**HOOBANG NEWS**

DEANERY RESORTS TO TERRORISM

S Jungle of Deanery (20.255767.335662.1236 {HMT}), Deanery troops have given S Jungle troops Panda V rockets to kill the Hoobang policing force. Deanery is apparently to afraid to confront us so official orders were sent down by the Premier. All remaining inhabitants of S Jungle of Deanery were horded up 35,000 total, and their Panda V rockets seized. The people were killed in groups of 20, loaded into the Panda V rockets and launched so that the body parts rained down over Dean Unit. The body parts fell all over the city as a warning to Dean of what is to become of their city. Too long has the S Jungle of Deanery been tolerated. Dean should abdicate his throne and allow popular elections immediately. His puppet democracy cannot live longer in the face of the Red Army. The time has come for Hoobang victory 350,000 troops have been pushed to the front in addition to the 180,000 troops currently stationed there. This army supported by 800 Overlord tanks and 400 MiGs will begin the assault on Dean Unit anytime this week. The Yope army supported by Deejaze Chedar have built a defensive line blocking any possible attack by Deanertown.

" When Dean Unit falls, Dean will hang." - Premier of Hoobang.

Our dominion is ready to deploy 100,000 troops in effort for HOOBANG

*awaits HOOBANG'S order*

...All remaining inhabitants of S Jungle of Deanery...35,000 total...were killed...
Well, not exactly.

4000 of those people the Premier killed were his own policing force, who had traded in their uniforms for civilian clothes so as to avoid the smart rockets.

We can also confirm 19000 civilians are missing from Andersonville.

And as for the value of 35000 dead, we understand that it is common practice in Stalinist countries to inflate the reports of work output.

But finally, to paraphrase Samuel Clemens,
Rumors of our deaths have been greatly exaggerated.

Ok, wait a second.

Did everyone NOT see the about... three messages in which I offered independance to the South Jungle??? Both HOOBANG and the South Jungle seem to have missed that, as in both are complaining that I am holding them against their will as a part of my nation.

And let's face it, if we add up the numbers from all the allies who have sent troops to Deanery, the troop count is near 200,000. If you're going to nitpick about every group of 500 troops counted toward your total, HOOBANG, then I'm going to count up every troops sent as aid to me.

And support of HOOBANG? Who shoots body parts out of rockets? Who uses nukes? Who uses kamazkazes? Who slaughtered the people who of the South jungle which I want to now liberate? Who admits to killing innocent women and childrend?



***
S Jungle of Deanery (20.255767.335662.1236 {HMT}), Deanery troops have given S Jungle troops Panda V rockets to kill the Hoobang policing force. Deanery is apparently to afraid to confront us so official orders were sent down by the Premier. All remaining inhabitants of S Jungle of Deanery were horded up 35,000 total, and their Panda V rockets seized. The people were killed in groups of 20, loaded into the Panda V rockets and launched so that the body parts rained down over Dean Unit. The body parts fell all over the city as a warning to Dean of what is to become of their city. Too long has the S Jungle of Deanery been tolerated. Dean should abdicate his throne and allow popular elections immediately. His puppet democracy cannot live longer in the face of the Red Army. The time has come for Hoobang victory 350,000 troops have been pushed to the front in addition to the 180,000 troops currently stationed there. This army supported by 800 Overlord tanks and 400 MiGs will begin the assault on Dean Unit anytime this week. The Yope army supported by Deejaze Chedar have built a defensive line blocking any possible attack by Deanertown.
***

Hmm, I don't remember sending any Panda V's there at all. I guess they have minds of their own now. Interesting...

Deanery will no longer lead attacks head on against HOOBANG upon new fronts. Forces from Denaery's allies have had ample time to get in postition throught the country, and are now prepared for ready deployment at an instants notice.


OCC: the godmodding is actually getting annoying, there's been a good deal of it, y'know... like, telling other people that they have troops magically somewhere then they were supposed to be or something...

OCC: haha, I used OCC! I'm SO learning

IC: Disestablishmentarinism, I do not know what happened with the toilets, or who your accusing of the attack. I have no intelligence about the attack though, and will send aid if nessicary, and if allowed by the surrounding nations.

...Deanery troops have given S Jungle troops Panda V rockets...

We have no need to receive such arms from Deanery, as we have Panda V factories here. These factories lie at the heart of Deanery's mistreatment of our people. Deanery wanted to keep the Panda factories a secret from the world. So they ignored us, leaving us too poor to be able to do anything other than work in the mines or the secret factories.

Our Panda V factories are the best in the world. Above in the jungle were the pandas with their unique intelligence...below were the old uranium-mine tunnels...

We've learned well our lessons of secretiveness. Just as we have hidden our Panda V factories from Hoobang, there is more to our country than a third-world strip-mined jungle.

S Jungle of Deanery, for its intentions of independence only, and its intentions of being friendly to both Hoobang and Deanery, will not be harmed, except when its forces attack ours (The Zoogie People's)

The people of S Jungle thank you for your stance of reason.

The reasonable people of the world must take great exception to the gruesome extermination of our capitol, Andersonville.

We are requesting military assistance in the form of shoulder-fired SAMs, capable of taking down MiGs as they take off or land at an airport.

Personal communication to: Dean Dean

The people of S Jungle of Deanery (SJD) regret to inform you of the death of your 2nd nephew once removed, Horace Dean, formerly of Andersonville, SJD.

Horace was instantly loved by his troops, he will be missed.

...the 90,000(*) militia are going to be deployed throughout the jungle to recapture it from the HOOBANG troops scattered throughout, and once it is secured by the militia we will negotiate with the people of the jungle to give the South Jungle to them as their own sovereign nation, as per requested.
OOC: (*) Edited from 500,000 to 90,000 to comply with the 1% rule for "Better Than The Rest"
Deanery offers independance to the south jungle, as long as they are willing to give up the North. We will protect the inhabitants of the jungle and look at them as allies.

...5000 snipers...pledge
The snipers deployed to Deanery's aid by her allies are currently setting up in the jungle.


Your fellow Deanerians thank you for recognizing our needs and for your stance of reason. We pledge cooperation with your allies here in the jungle.

The reasonable people of the world must take great exception to the gruesome extermination of our capitol, Andersonville.

Disestablishmentarism has learned a great deal in this war... It seems everyone is a coward. We tried ending this war against barbarians (HOOBANG) by sending nuclear missles to destroy what is left. We know for a fact that it landed. This is proven true through our allie Deanery who has seen the explosions. IN our attack, The Zoogie People believe they can stick thier long noses in situations they dont belong in. Even though if a nation is strong and powerful, does not mean they need to enforce other nations. We will not be under a 'puppet government'. In making sure they received our meesage, we declared war, making terrorist blow up defenses. We then had a nuclear missle follow, which followed a fleet of disestablishmentarisms elite planes.

OCC: it only a fn game....who cares if u get bombed, it doesnt affect your nation at all....Stop pretending u go so many troops out of ur ass, cuz then i will do something stupid like "MILLION DEATH ROBOTS.."............ get over it and get a life

IC:

** D & D Aliiance **

Deanery and Disestablishmentarism have met to discuss the ongoing war plans. A plan arose by Disestablishmentarism to end Hoobang's presence by attacking their remaing strong holds. In doing so, Disestablishmentarism will trnasport an army of 300, 000 soldiers, along with 20,000 tanks. Deanery, if agreed upon, will be cover fire for the troops, as they will protect our airfield.

** Disestablishmentarism **
- Chancellor, we shall end this war, and become victorious. We will emerge as a strong nation AT ANY MEANS NECESSARY!


E PLURIBUS UNUM

** Disestablishmentarism **
- WE still dont know who attacked our nation, as a cowardly nation will not shopw there face. The attack upon out nation have also included economic crisis. A large scale clean went into effect. total clean: 3,500 pounds of shit, along with civilians appendages, due to the attack.

WE SHALL STRIKE DOWN UPON THE COUNTRY WHO COMMITTED SUCH A STENCH THROUGH OUT OUR CAPITOL!

OOC: You know, something similar to that happen in Australia once. A commercial airline, thinking it was over the ocean, dumped the Feces and Urine tanks (Which were frozen in giant shit sikcles). What they didn't know was that they weren't over the ocean and the gian shit sickle fell to Earth and crushed a house.

:lol:

OCC: oh yes, but if you play a gam of monompoly and someone cheats, you get mand

if you play an online game...socom or the such, you get mad at cheaters

you play baseball and someone cheats, it angers you.

This IS a game, but none the less, you need to keep it within reason and not cheat

Gali desert 7.34 p.m
-how many snipers do we have now? the general sipped his tea as he stared at his aid
-24 elites and about 200 of the conscripts sir
-hmmm, deploy 12 of them near to hoobangs lines, light,sound suppresors only...Oh and get me Jarmen Kell....
-yes sir the aid wandered out of the generals air conditioed caravan
[i] Gali desert 7.45p.m A man draped in a camo cloak walked into the caravan, he had tanned skin and has a south midlonian accent (arabic sounding)
-you got something for me? he said
- Yes Jarmen i have two little jobs for you...

http://www.un.org/law/icc/statute/romefra.htm
The Court has jurisdiction...with respect to the following crimes:

(a) The crime of genocide;
(b) Crimes against humanity;
(c) War crimes;
...
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Under Article 14, S Jungle of Deanery refers the following "situation" to the Prosecutor regarding the premier of Hoobang:

Genocide:
(a) Killing with intent to destroy a national group.

Crimes against humanity:
(a) Systematic murder of a civilian population

War Crimes:
. (i) Willful killing;
. (ii) Compelling a prisoner of war to serve in the forces of a hostile Power;
. (iii) Intentionally directing attacks against the civilian population as such.

RADIO MESSAGE: JUNGLE RELAY STATION

Machine Heads, send the troops to the capture of Dean-Unit, kill any and all Deanery troops you encounter.

S Jungle fought for independence from a tyrant who they now claim is there ally, weak leadership is forcing the Pandas to the rockets where they will be killed.


Deanery, you are scum. The Red Army will grind your people into the dirt and hang all of your officers. Dean Unit will be taken, Dean will be shot. Communist liberation is upon the citizens of Dean Unit.

Dean troops reported raping the women of Hoobonictown. There is no law or morals in the Deanery troops.

RADIO MESSAGE: JUNGLE RELAY STATION

Machine Heads, send the troops to the capture of Dean-Unit, kill any and all Deanery troops you encounter.

S Jungle fought for independence from a tyrant who they now claim is there ally, weak leadership is forcing the Pandas to the rockets where they will be killed.


Deanery, you are scum. The Red Army will grind your people into the dirt and hang all of your officers. Dean Unit will be taken, Dean will be shot. Communist liberation is upon the citizens of Dean Unit.

Dean troops reported raping the women of Hoobonictown. There is no law or morals in the Deanery troops.

RADIO MESSAGE: JUNGLE RELAY STATION

Machine Heads, send the troops to the capture of Dean-Unit, kill any and all Deanery troops you encounter.

S Jungle fought for independence from a tyrant who they now claim is there ally, weak leadership is forcing the Pandas to the rockets where they will be killed.


Deanery, you are scum. The Red Army will grind your people into the dirt and hang all of your officers. Dean Unit will be taken, Dean will be shot. Communist liberation is upon the citizens of Dean Unit.

Dean troops reported raping the women of Hoobonictown. There is no law or morals in the Deanery troops.

One side of a telephone conversation overhead deep under S Jungle:

That's ridiculous, we don't even know the premier's name, how can we train the pandas to recognize him?
...
TV pictures? But sir, they are just panda bears...
...
Yes, sir, I understand that you don't want to hear "no" for an answer.

the screen lit up and a click was heard as a slide show began..

-well Jarmen here is your mission.. you will have 3 objecties in all, the first the slide clicked and a picture slid into view
will be to get behing their lines, for thiis you will be using some dangerous experimental equipment, we call it chrono shift, we have just about managed to miniturize it to about the size of a backpack, you have just ebough power to get you from our lines to about 1 KM behind the enemy's we advise that you move as fast as possible, also this technology can be tempremental so write a will.
the second slide shuddered into view
the next one on your littlelist will be some shopping and wrecking, first you must capture the enemy's plans of attack, if you get those plans then we will beat them with ease, the wrecking part is to put out of commision as many of those bloody kamikases as possible, wether that means wrecking the vehicle or killing the pilots, they wear distinctive uniforms, so spotting them shouldn't be a problem.
Your final objective...
a silouhette slid into view
is to execute the HOOBANG supreme commander, if any of those objectives cannot be completed or if you do complete your mission, go to ground, we know how good you are at that.

-and what will happen if the Chrono-shift fails?

the leiutanant coughed

- err well you'll turn to a grey goo sir

-i see, anything else?

-no sir, have fun

jarmen left the breifing room and collected his rifle, this would be a tough one

TV news report from Andersonville:

Combined elements from Better Than The Rest, UULAND, Hodem, and S Jungle of Deanery today recaptured the TV station here in Andersonville.

We are showing you live pictures from the fire fight for the CPH (Communist Party of Hoobang) headquarters in downtown Andersonville, using our tower cam.

There appear to be very few troops defending the CPH headquarters, however, MiG sorties from the nearby airbase are slowing the attack.

We have this statement from Sookie Lee Anderson: As the chief prostitute of our goverment, I appeal for international help in ridding our country of Hoobang MiGs.

Dean troops reported raping the women of Hoobonictown.
Classified newspaper ad appearing in the Hoobonictown GroundZero,
Come to Checkpoint Zebra21 for a good time

TV news report from Andersonville:

Combined elements from Better Than The Rest, UULAND, Hodem, and S Jungle of Deanery today recaptured the TV station here in Andersonville.

We are showing you live pictures from the fire fight for the CPH (Communist Party of Hoobang) headquarters in downtown Andersonville, using our tower cam.

There appear to be very few troops defending the CPH headquarters, however, MiG sorties from the nearby airbase are slowing the attack.

We have this statement from Sookie Lee Anderson: As the chief prostitute of our goverment, I appeal for international help in ridding our country of Hoobang MiGs.

How many MiGs can he have?


Population: 259,000,000
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Struggling
GDP per Capita: $1,000
GDP: $259,000,000,000
National Budget: $27,951,280,000

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 1.62%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 15%
Military Budget: $4,192,692,000

Enough for:
134 F-15Es, or...
209 Su-34s, or...
223 F-16s, or...
381 MiG 29s, or...
975 M1A2 Abrams, or...
1,397 T-90s, or...
7,154,764 M-16s, or...
13,975,640 AK47s


With a struggling economy, and yet such a large and well equipped army, I daresay even if his entire air force is made of MiG's, there can't be more than five hundred of them.

Several full stealth ZF-24B's are making high-speed (Mach 2.6) passes at high altitudes over the airbase, scrutinizing the available forces.

Decoded Private Message:
[code:1:fa96212aba]
To: Deanery
From: Zoogiedom
Subj: Air Base Assault

An airbase near the CPH headquarters is halting an offensive by the South Jungle of Deanery forces. Stealth reconaissance aircraft are currently making high speed, high altitude passes, such that they are undetectable and Hoobang can't catch them if he wanted. We suggest a combined assault on the airbase. Deanery can provide ground forces and tanks, along with S Jungle of Deanery, to attack the airbase from a safe distance, with the tanks providing cover for any counterattack by tanks or soldiers. If situations get two dire, stealthy ZF-24B's can be armed with twin 4500-lb laser-guided munitions to strike the airbase, while F/A-18s perform SEAD from twenty-to-thirty miles off. Our own aircraft can provide low-RCS combat air patrol at the same time, picking off any MiG-29's he may scramble while remaining nearly entirely stealthy.[/code:1:fa96212aba]

[code:1:805248de5c]

Official Parlimian Statement

Though we are horrified by the acts of genocide committed by HOOBANG & Allies, we are to remain neutral in this conflict. We are willing to provide aid packages to both sides, should they request it.

[/code:1:805248de5c]

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[code:1:805248de5c]

Secret Encoded Transmission

To: The Independent Nation of South Jungle of Deanery
From: Parlimian Secret Operations

We have dispatched ten five men teams of our Special Ops to your aid. They will be used to plan and execute guerilla operations, and train and troops requested. Please note, however, that these men are there under the utmost of secrecy, and their true identities will be revealed only to your most trusted top men. They have already been Para-dropped into the country and are making there way to you. Do not try to find them, they will find you.

[/code:1:805248de5c]

Earthfall will send 20 Scyther tanks, 20,000 infantry armed with AGRT's (multi-purpose weapons), and 5 Panda choppers to aid Deanery in retaking its south border.

To: Deanery Southern Command Military Headquarters
From: Resistance forces of S Jungle

Request that Earthfall forces be assigned to the capture of the airfield near Andersonville. Zoogiedom planners have suggested that we will need tanks, of which we currently have none.

Here is what we know about the airfield:
Upon Red Army victory in S Jungle of Deanery,... forwarding Airfield has been set up in the Jungle and 500 MiGs have landed...

[code:1:4f768cf61d]
Shipment Arrived
(last night - 2200 hours)

150 Gu-13 mobile SAM systems
100 M1A2 Abrams
125 Long-Ranged MRLS systems

Delivery to: Deanery
[/code:1:4f768cf61d]

500 MiG's?? That's one HECK of a forward air base.

[code:1:a0c0e6201d]
Shipment Arrived
(last night - 2200 hours)

150 Gu-13 mobile SAM systems
100 M1A2 Abrams
125 Long-Ranged MRLS systems

Delivery to: Deanery
[/code:1:a0c0e6201d]

500 MiG's?? That's one HECK of a forward air base.

[code:1:ee8d80537c]
Shipment Arrived
(last night - 2200 hours)

150 Gu-13 mobile SAM systems
100 M1A2 Abrams
125 Long-Ranged MRLS systems

Delivery to: Deanery
[/code:1:ee8d80537c]

500 MiG's?? That's one HECK of a forward air base.

...
Secret Encoded Transmission

To: The Independent Nation of South Jungle of Deanery
From: Parlimian Secret Operations

We have dispatched ten five-man teams of our Special Ops to your aid. They will be used to plan and execute guerilla operations, and train any troops requested...

Excellent. If we had one, our war department would be staffed by Avalon Hill war gamers.

We have 5 100-man companies of militia and a supply of conventional Panda V rockets awaiting your command. You will find our militiamen to be highly motivated.

Perhaps we can interest you in the purchase of Panda V rockets after the war.

TV news from Andersonville

A HOOBANG convoy with five truckloads of panda poison were today ambushed and destroyed. The trucks were tricked into taking a wrong turn into an abandoned strip mine and set afire.

500 MiG's?? That's one HECK of a forward air base.But not much a fortress.

"Death to politicians" - Premier of Hoobang

These power-hungry leaders attempt to deny their people liberation? The conscripts from S Jungle of Deanery are fully trained, and are willing to fight to bring the prosperity and morality back to the Jungle. Any defence against our blantant slaughter of revolutionaires only concerned with sex, power and money at the expense of the common man is a weak argument for the great service we have done the people.

Second of all the people of Hoobang feel the leader of the Zoogie People has to be the biggest homosexual in the world. He apparently has no possible armed force of any importance, claiming that Disestablishmentarianism's nuclear missile magically can not hit his nation. Second, what the hell is this economic information he comes up with. Making up figures which dont EXIST is quite the "cool way" to impress all the other nations. The Red Army guarantees an immedate attack on the Zoogie leader upon the climax of this war. In addition, isn't Zoogie such a cool guy since he uses TWO countries BOTH under his control in the same war. As if one impossible to nuke nation was not enough. Zoogie People please overthrow this clearly flaming leader. Or should I say Chinese Army? This guy definitely has problems.

HOOBANG NEWS

The Machine Head troops arrived in Deanerville today, to back up the Hoobang led coalition force on the attack on Dean-Unit. Tensions have eased dramatically in the area, the former Deanery citizens are getting along with the soldiers and terrorism is no existent. Reports from Hoobonictown claim a similar situation, but the reported rapings occuring seem to contradict the latter. The airfield and CPH headquarters in S Jungle continue to remain under Hoobang control, te MiGs have been attacking with Napalm across Andersonville, kiling 2,563 S Jungle resisters. The Defence Minister asks for an immediate end to hostilities and the Red Army will begint he communist redesign of the Jungle.

To the People of Deanery,

As you can no doubt tell, although our forces have still been fighting unfeared along side yourselves and other allie nations, our governments attention has slighty been withdrawn. This however is infact good news for our and your defence and offence in the war.

We have been gaining support for yourselves through further regions and nations,
One of the main arms delears in the world today (I will not disclose the nation yet) are as we speak discussing weather or not to join our allied defence. If however they decline, which is not anticipated, they will at least offer many, many weapons to use at your / our disposal. (Of course these will all be non-nuclear)

We also state that in addition to out 2 Ohio Class SSBN subs, we would now be prepared to deploy an additional 2 more. Again armed with 5000 Naval officers. At present we will not be sending any more group troops, as, although our population is now almost double what it was when we first joined this war, we are development a massive strategical defence operation around our borders. (We are not under any threat, this is just training)

However before all of this can commence, we require a detailed update, as it now looks as though tensions have cooled somewhat.

As ever,
Thanking you kindly in advance,
Regards
Better than the rest

[code:1:e4ab9b656d]

Secret Encoded Transmission

To: The Independent Nation of South Jungle of Deanery
From: Classified South Deanery Jungle Training Compound

The training is going very well. We have already armed all of the militiamen with M16A4s, recieved through Para-dropped weapons caches. They are exceling in demolition, following in close quaters combat, and finally the use and employment of firearms. Please note, however, that we do plan to have all of these skills on equal grounds by the end of the training program, which we estimate will be complete in around four weeks. After that, they are completely at your disposal.

[/code:1:e4ab9b656d]

I'll post details next time i'm online, but i'll tell you now, about 100,000 infantry and some tanks will be landing in HOOBANG and the rest will land in Deanery to clear any hostiles from Deanery territory.

More stuff has happened than i thought, error displaying the thread, but WTF?
Anyway, i think i might put in more troops than already here.
The first paras i dropped in early on are redeployed to the just outside a HOOBANG border town and open fire on the units defending it.

CLAN FREEDOM deploys 2000 quick response clansman paratroopers...The first paras i dropped in early on are redeployed to just outside a HOOBANG border town and open fire on the units defending it.

As enemy paratroopers dropped out of the sky directly above Checkpoint Yangtze98, small arms and machine guns opened fire, decimating the invaders. As the more distant paratroopers landed and regrouped in a grove of trees, they found themselves the target practice of artillery units.

It's called the GDP calculator, HOOBANG.

Disestablishmentarianism never nuked me. He nuked you. I helped shoot some down because I didn't want civilian casualties.

Then he got mad and said terrorists were in my country blowing up government buildings...if it were that easy, terrorists would be ruling the world right now.

I'm fighting with forces from The Zoogie People...I decided not to use Chinese Army at all here because I usually don't post with that nation, which is a puppet I got from a friend. I'm only using one...I got mixed up between this situation and another one, sorry about that.

-triple post-

By the way...

http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=

It's called the GDP calculator, HOOBANG. Your economy happens to be struggling as well.

Disestablishmentarianism never nuked me. He nuked you. I helped shoot some down because I didn't want civilian casualties.

Then he got mad and said terrorists were in my country blowing up government buildings...if it were that easy, terrorists would be ruling the world right now.

I'm fighting with forces from The Zoogie People...I decided not to use Chinese Army at all here because I usually don't post with that nation, which is a puppet I got from a friend. I'm only using one...I got mixed up between this situation and another one, sorry about that.

It's called the GDP calculator, HOOBANG. Your economy happens to be struggling as well.

Disestablishmentarianism never nuked me. He nuked you. I helped shoot some down because I didn't want civilian casualties.

Then he got mad and said terrorists were in my country blowing up government buildings...if it were that easy, terrorists would be ruling the world right now.

I'm fighting with forces from The Zoogie People...I decided not to use Chinese Army at all here because I usually don't post with that nation, which is a puppet I got from a friend. I'm only using one...I got mixed up between this situation and another one, sorry about that.

I hereby pull out of this war. A new situation in Kazakhstania and OOC reasons forces me to concentrate all forces elsewhere. We leave all shipments and bring a new shipment of 500 F/A-18C/D's for Deanery and its allies to use. Good luck.

OOC: Kazakhstania is being invaded by some huge nations for reasons of no justification at all. He's requested my help and I will give all that I can.

I hereby pull out of this war. A new situation in Kazakhstania and OOC reasons forces me to concentrate all forces elsewhere. We leave all shipments and bring a new shipment of 500 F/A-18C/D's for Deanery and its allies to use. Good luck.

OOC: Kazakhstania is being invaded by some huge nations for reasons of no justification at all. He's requested my help and I will give all that I can.

I hereby pull out of this war. A new situation in Kazakhstania and OOC reasons forces me to concentrate all forces elsewhere. We leave all shipments and bring a new shipment of 500 F/A-18C/D's for Deanery and its allies to use. Good luck.

OOC: Kazakhstania is being invaded by some huge nations for reasons of no justification at all. He's requested my help and I will give all that I can.

I hereby pull out of this war. A new situation in Kazakhstania and OOC reasons forces me to concentrate all forces elsewhere. We leave all shipments and bring a new shipment of 500 F/A-18C/D's for Deanery and its allies to use. Good luck.

OOC: Kazakhstania is being invaded by some huge nations for reasons of no justification at all. He's requested my help and I will give all that I can.

CPH headquarters in S Jungle continues to remain under Hoobang control...The Defence Minister asks for an immediate end to hostilities and the Red Army will begin the Communist redesign of the Jungle
Sunlit formally recognizes the Communist Party of Hoobang as the de facto government of S Jungle. Our liaison, Colonel CentauriBeam, remains in Andersonville.

However, our reports from Colonel CentauriBeam about the Hoobang atrocities in Andersonville, and our intelligence about the massacre of Bangville, lead to the decision to withdraw our 100,000 military units defending the Hoobang homeland. We urge the people of Hoobang to capture their premier and turn him over to the International Court.

...we require a detailed update...
Ok, a review of Better than the rest operations in S Jungle:
...the 90,000(*) militia are going to be deployed throughout the jungle to recapture it from the HOOBANG troops scattered throughoutOOC: (*) Edited from 500,000 to 90,000 to comply with the 1% rule for "Better Than The Rest"
the HOOBANG forces have been easily pushed out of the jungle
After this followed the genocide of Andersonville.

After that,
Combined elements from Better Than The Rest, UULAND, Hodem, and S Jungle of Deanery today recaptured the TV station here in Andersonville.

Forces currently deployed in S Jungle:

Allied forces:
UULAND: 5000 snipers
Hodem: 100 crack covert troops
Better Than the Rest: 90,000 special militia
S Jungle: 30,000 irregular militia
unnamed foreign power (Parlim): 50 military advisors
The TV station in Andersonville
allied forces have lost 2500 napalm casualties in Andersonville

Hoobang forces:
500 Migs at a forwarding airbase near Andersonville
1000 policing forces
CPH headquarters in Andersonville

In breaking news, Hoobang operatives have successfully diverted The Zoogie People's campaign against the airbase.

S Jungle resistance forces remain incapable of defending themselves from the Hoobang air power. The puppet government of Hoobang controls the population centers of S Jungle.

[code:1:8e69fe3e6b]

Secret Encoded Transmission

To: The Independent Nation of South Jungle of Deanery
From: Classified South Deanery Jungle Training Compound

Training of your militia has completed. They are all now qualified soldiers. We have recently received an encoded transmission from our home base, and that they are going to send reinforcements very soon. We will remain at the Training Camp, if you have anymore need for us, just send us word.

[/code:1:8e69fe3e6b]

Sunlit, upon your withdrawl of all troops order, Hoobang urges you to reenter this war and defeat the Deanery. The "atrocities" are merely capitalist rebels being crushed. If you persist on this troop withdrawl, we will open our arms ot the 20,000 defects from your army and may conscript the rest of them due to the need for manpower. I suggest you keep the troops under your own control, rather than us having to resort to force. You cannot simply make a commitment to a war and bail out. This is a commitment you must live with.

- FRIEDRICH MARX
- Director Of Allied Military Relations

Evening News from Andersonville

Rain tonight will be heavy, tapering off by morning. Expected accumulation 5 cm.

Hmm. I'll enter on Deanery's side...orbital bombardment. Just enter the target coordinates and we'll drop nukes on that very spot. Give or take a few mm. Or conventional (Tevac!) if you want.

Andersonville Airbase Air control tower

"Say, comrade, I wonder how they found this huge flat area for this forwarding airbase."

"Ack, corporal, our planning organs are the best. Do your job and stop thinking. Look at the rainbow reflections from the rain on those fuselages."

We at the Peoples Republic of Anarchist Dole Scum or P.R.A.D.S would like to put our pennents worth into this discusion

PENNENT...PENNENT...PENNENT...PENNENT...PENNENT

that is all

oh wait hold on our defence minister has just advised me that we are offically on the side of the winners of this conflict

WELL DONE!!!!

remember "LIFE IS INSANE.........."

P.S at a small fee our crack squid of Anarchist nutters are for hire to the side that wants to win :wink:

Andersonville airbase barracks office, one side of a walkie-talkie conversation:

The latrines have done what!?!

Oh, I wish I was back home in Icville. Get those PortaPotties from storage.

Deanery troops are official moving into Dean Unit and liberating the city. Deanery and her allies are currently overwhelming the area and pushing the HOOBANG troops out.

Futhurmore, Deanery troops are securing the jungles from HOOBANG troops.

Deanery will have secured all lands in her territories by tommorow, and are waiting for HOOBANG to make their move.

If HOOBANG attacks and Sunlit troops, Deanery will come to their aid.

It seems as if there was a brief period of quietness in the war with "political" battles between HOOBANG and The Zoogie People. Their aircraft are being used to bomb HOOBANG cities, if HOOBANG does not move. On Thursday Deanery plans to lead their troops into HOOBANG territory, bringing 250,000 men, 500 tanks, and having all aircraft on backup. Any nation who wants to join this campaigne into HOOBANG, follow us in. The miliatary campagine into HOOBANG begins in two days.

Setting: A broad shallow lagoon, also known as Andersonville Airbase. Dense jungle lies close to the control tower and the tents used as barracks, and the jungle extends along one side of the runway. Along the other side of the runway is an island bordering a stream.


Rain is still falling as frogmen from Hodem crawl through the water toward the trailers being used as napalm stores...

As the overnight thunderstorm clears, UULAND snipers in trees open fire on the control tower. Wearing wading boots, sharpshooters from Better Than the Rest are concealed in the jungle and join in the marksmanship.

Alerted, Hoobang airmen scramble to their planes, dancing and splashing through the shallow water, stumbling and tripping. Their splashes draw the attention of the marksmen with their night vision.

Unable to fly their vessels, the pilots use their MiGs as exotic tanks, the MiGs slowly maneuvering around the lagoon. Their heat-detecting instrumentation finds warm targets in the trees and on the ground. 30-mm cannon roar death into the night. Pilots also clumsily target snipers with air-to-air rockets, napalm, and their entire arsenal of S-5, S-8, and S-24 rockets.

A PortaPotty floats eerily on it's side with the slow current down the runway.

A panda cry shrieks through the darkness. With the signal Hodem units blow the napalm trailers. S Jungle units target the barracks with Panda V rockets, easily setting them on fire. The huge blazes now render the night vision and heat detecting instruments useless. The pilots find themselves blinded, staring into the wall of the brightly lit forest. The silhouettes of their canopies, though, are easy targets. One by one the powerful jets stop, blocking any possibility of other jets engaging the patriots.

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S Jungle now has 300 MiGs for sale, and 1500 Hoobang prisoners.

30mm cannon? What kind of MiGs does he have?

PORTAPOTTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30mm cannon? What kind of MiGs does he have?According to http://www.air-attack.com/aircraft_page.php?pid=17, the MiG-29 fighter has one "30mm built-in aircraft gun with 150 rounds of ammunition". Subsequent text gives this reference: "One 30mm GSh-30L cannon with 150 rounds".

P.S. What can you offer me for the 300 used MiGs? We also have another 100 MiGs we can sell for parts.

The government of better than the rest, urges authorisation to use our crack team of interrorgators on the Hoobang hostages taken.

OOC Was it previously mentioned, something to do with 1%, if so I read that as I could only use 1% of my population for Military uses. (I did read I could use up to 5%, but will use only 1% if desired) My population is ever increasing, will check now and send futher troops.

IN. We are reviewing our position oin this war and will report back with further updates

The government of better than the rest, urges authorisation to use our crack team of interrogators on the Hoobang hostages taken.The Hoobang prisoners of war (not hostages) are being guarded by Better than the rest.

Parlim News Network

Today, Parlim officially entered the HOOBANG-Deanery war. With that, a large contingent of 10,000 Marines recently landed at the newly recaptured Anderson Airbase. Their first move was to fortify the entire compound. Though much of the war is classified, we will continue to bring you what we can.

In Deanery, a second group of 15,000 Parlimian Marines landed in the capitol. They are rumored to be ordered to cross the HOOBANG/Deanery border and push the Red Army backwards.

We will bring you any further developments

Our Military & Defence Minister,
Has now confirmed that we will forward to the coalition a further 900,000 troops,

These all consist of front line troops, all specially trained and armed with the most modern weapons.

Our Minister has however stated on our behalf his growing frustration of our long this war is taking to settle and therefore urges immediate action for all other allie nations to forward all and any troops that they can.

We want this war ended and the Nation of Hoobang to either be crushed or to admit to defeat and declare a ceasefire.

We also request quthorisation to split the POW's in equal groups of 375, and house these on our Ohio Class SSBN subs, which are lieing in wait off the coast of the border of Deanery and Hoobang. We confirm that no harm will come to these. And the prison facilities on board are second to know. We will allow independent International inspectors on board to confirm that these are being treated humainly.

Regards
Better than the Rest

the white noise as Jamren pased through the chrono shift, finally he blacked out when he awoke he was a good kilometer behind enemy lines
-uhhh my head
he hit the ground again as an artillery round exploded somewhere nearby, Midlonian artillery had opened up again, he could here small arms fire in the distance, he check his sight and scoped it in, he then began to walk and mkerged into the sand

ooc: yes i am only goping to play Jarmen Kell, the elite midlonia sniper for this RP, mentions to other characters and situations will be made, but my part of the story will focus entirely on him

OCC
Sorry to everyone involved in this, however as stated a few times I am a new nation. I am having a little trouble remembering who's side everyone is on, so please if you could all send a min and clarify. Thanks. I will start.

Better than the rest ............. Deanery

Once again thanks

We also request authorisation to split the POW's in equal groups of 375, and house these on our Ohio Class SSBN subs...Sure.

The war will not be in vein i implore everyone to watch with great interest

With Better then the Rest's troops arriving at an extreme rate in Deanery, all troops of Deanery and her allies, as well as troops who were given to be comanded by Deanery have begun the campaigne into HOOBANG territory, while leaving behind a good half a million total troops and a good amount of armed vehicle and on alert aircrafts throughout Deanery. Deanery and her allies have easily been able to move the Red Army out of all Deanery territories. Denery has also sucessfully fortifyed the Desert of Gali, the Gali mountains, the Gali plateau, and HOOBONICTOWN. There are now near 2 million forces pushing fiercley in the South pushing the Red Army back, beginning the military campaigne into HOOBANG territories.

Let's face it, HOOBANG has already suffered major blows. Using up his kamakaze, sending most his available Yopesters into Deanery victorious battles, and losing a great deal of troops, as well as most allies being defeated already (Dejazes Chedar in the North, and The Cloud has withdrawn most troops), on top of the fact that Deanery has won a good percentage of the battles and is curerntly on the offensive, while still having an unbeatable fortyfication, HOOBANG seems to have no choice but to surrender.

**Telegram to Midlonia***

We have word on the positon of X, the classyfied sniper sent in past the front lines. We will hold the front lines 10 kilometeres into HOOBANG territory until X is well into HOOBANG territory, then our forces will push HOOBANG troops furthur back.

We await futher reports from you, or communication form your sniper.

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News Flash

Deanery troops are beinging a persistant march to a classyfied HOOBANG town, believed to be in the South of HOOBANG. Aircraft are routinley bombing the town as well as all surrounding military facilities. Meanwhile, troops should be occupying the town in a few days. It is believed that near 50,000 men will be fortifying the town and surrounding area by tommorow.

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Deanery intelligence

-nuclear silos disarmed in HOOBANG- 3
-nuclear missles launched-1 that malfunctioned
- nucealr silos remaining -?? (Estimated 5)

We have not disarmed all nuclear silos, or at least, we believe there are more. We have many men across enemy lines trying to find and disable the facilities. This is the biggest true threat HOOBANG still poses in this war


And a question- We wonder why that out of all allies HOOBANG had, The Cloud was the quickest to back down. Deejazes Chedar fought until Disestablishmentarinism sent them SARS and dirty bombs, as well as waves of terrorist attacks, and Yope sent a fleet of Yopestes. Why was The Cloud so quick to back down, we wonder...

Controversial prostitute Sookie Lee Anderson arrived at today's news conference naked. Asked about her nudity, she said, "I want people to know that as their leader I have nothing to hide."

In other comments, she said, "We freely invited the army of the Premier of Hoobang into our homeland. We were greeted with murderous attacks. Remember the genocide of Andersonville!"

I don't know how much of this is still current but here are the notes from early in this thread that include the 1% rule:

*** and its answer the questions time ****
- me and HOOBANG are determining the results of [our] battles according to allies, the situation, previous conditions in each country, and, of course, with dice, spinners, coins, and other random thingys! So yes, we do know each other out of character in person to do this...

-if you send troops, you can only send a MAX of 1% of your population...just to keep things fair because they obviously affect the battles greatly... although you can still send any other forces as long as it's reasonable compared to your nations size/military strength/ economy etc... it's just like any other role playing war, just we can actually meet to hold the battles (we have this whole huge thing written up to determine how the battle goes on and its winners... kinda cool, i think)

-If you want to launch missile attacks and other strikes against either nation, rather then just sending troops and support, then feel free to do so. Me and HOOBANG will determine their effects upon this war...

-Another note about this not being godmodding, we determine the war results before we post that the battle has commenced, so in the future if we post each other's losses, its all good.
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