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We find that our Enforcers show much more versitility in the field than any mere machine can. Though the cost of training a single Enforcer far exceeds the construction costs of one of your robotic soldiers, our cost-value analasis indicates that our method is the more viable one. Enforcer Security is willing to offer training services to the Resi Corp. A strong core of Enforcer-trained shock troops would do much to agument Resi Corp's already significant defensive capabilities.

-General Bruteus Lockheed
Head of Enforcer Security Division, McCountry Inc
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mccountry.jpgOur v2.0's are on the virge of self-awareness, so they could grasp such training much better than our v1.0's. Although it has long been our philosophy that if our robots aren't versatile enough, we need better programs, we think that a small group of v2.0's could be trained in this fashion as a sort of experiment.

What are your rates?

*Screen pops upp whit a male induvidual wering a standard biusness siut.*
Err hi again.
*Smiles a bit of emarast like.*
Um we were wondering how far ore how extensive is the repair clause on the contract fore suport and repair of the botts we boght.

*holds up a sewered bott arm*
We had a bit of, err..., of a acsident, with some people not apreciarting our new equiptment...

They got a bit out of hand with showing their displeshure.
No dont worry they arent -all- damaged.
There were only a few in the line of fire, and they were remarkable robust.
And once they had time to react to the situation they behawed remarkable quik and efishent.

Had a bit of trouble tho convinsing the v1 botts thath it was renegades who fired withouth orders.
But thankfully the v2 botts culd finaly convince them (somthimes by taking them apart) that they were on friendly ground.
But now we hawe a bit of trouble with our damaged and destroyd, ore near destroyd botts.
Acounting is screaming at us a bit over the budget as it is, but whel as you said we shuld send them to you so we wuld just like to enqire about your fees.
I know you said it wuld be free but this is a bit more than regular mantinence... :oops:Hmmm... call tech support yet?
No really, this sounds like an instance of forgetting to upload the "Ally" program. As with regular troops you always want to make sure robot troops have the right information before a battle.

It appears that your robots are in pieces, so if we were in an evil capitalistic mood we'd simply direct you to buy new ones. However, we can repair these robots for the low price of around $1,000,due to nano-reconstruction techniques. This charge is for all the material that our nanites have to add to the robots to reconstruct them, which, if you did a through clean-up, should be around $1,000.

Ill buy
250,000 R-Bot v1.0 all with these programs Ally v2.0, vehicle v4.0 and weapon v3.0.

Money wired

Also i have a question about the Vehicle v2.0, does that include aircraft? If so we will also like to add the kung-foo program to all of them.

I would like to buy 1,000 of the new V-bots. I purchased the R-bots previously and already have disks, are the old disks compatible to the new ones?

Ill buy
250,000 R-Bot v1.0 all with these programs Ally v2.0, vehicle v4.0 and weapon v3.0.

Money wired

Also i have a question about the Vehicle v2.0, does that include aircraft? If so we will also like to add the kung-foo program to all of them.The robots and programs have been shipped.

Your last sentence doesn't really make sense, but yes the "Vehicle" program includes all land vehicles, most sea vehicles, and almost all airplanes, spaceplanes, and helecopters.

I would like to buy 1,000 of the new V-bots. I purchased the R-bots previously and already have disks, are the old disks compatible to the new ones?Yep, the old programs work on hte new bots. Presuming the money is wired, the robots have been shipped.

We find that our Enforcers show much more versatility in the field than any mere machine can. Though the cost of training a single Enforcer far exceeds the construction costs of one of your robotic soldiers, our cost-value analysis indicates that our method is the more viable one. Enforcer Security is willing to offer training services to the Resi Corp. A strong core of Enforcer-trained shock troops would do much to augment Resi Corp's already significant defensive capabilities.

-General Bruteus Lockheed
Head of Enforcer Security Division, McCountry Inc
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mccountry.jpgOur v2.0's are on the verge of self-awareness, so they could grasp such training much better than our v1.0's. Although it has long been our philosophy that if our robots aren't versatile enough, we need better programs, we think that a small group of v2.0's could be trained in this fashion as a sort of experiment.

What are your rates? Our training programs are human-oriented. Enforcer Security has no experience with robots. We offer three distinct services: The Instant Army, Full Enforcer Conditioning and the Space Enforcer Conditioning.

The Instant Army program is designed to condition a hapless farm boy conscript into a somewhat decent soldier who can shoot straight, service his rifle, follow orders and die for his country because of a combination of superficial patriotism and a greater fear of his sergeant than of the enemy. This will not give you super-soldiers, and they'll probably desert if the going gets too tough, but its far better then what you started out with. The training takes anywhere from three weeks to three months, depending on the urgency of the situation. The longer the training period, the more proficient the resulting unit. The training costs are 10,000 BSD per month per recruit. This option is recommended for nations firms that are desperate to raise an army for a current or looming conflict.

Full Enforcer Conditioning is an intensive sixteen-year training program. Give us a healthy infant boy, and we will turn it into an efficient human killing machine unflinchingly loyal to your firm. Proficient in the arts of war, the Enforcer is the ultimate soldier. We have been refining our psychological conditioning and military training methods for years and now we are offering the fruits of our investments to the public. The tuition for a single unit is 250,000 BSD for all sixteen years of training. This includes room and board.

The Space Enforcer Conditioning service is a must for any space-faring firm. This new breed of Enforcer feels as much at home in centrifuge or null-grav as any other man would dirtside. They are especially proficient in the use of weapons and combat techniques that are less likely to depressurize a hull of a freighter or mine colony. The ultimate space marine. Training period: 16 years. Tuition: 325,000 BSD per unit.

I would like to buy 1,000 of the new V-bots. I purchased the R-bots previously and already have disks, are the old disks compatible to the new ones?Yep, the old programs work on hte new bots. Presuming the money is wired, the robots have been shipped.

Thank you.

I need to know if the robots can use things like parachutes, grappling hooks and explosive charges.

If so I would like 10000 v2.0 R-Bots for $12 billion as well as the Vehicle v4.0, Plug-n-Play v1.0, Weapon v3.0, Kung-Foo v2.0 and Hivemind v6.0 for $1.8 million (per bot if you have to buy them more than once).

*money will be wired upon confirmation*

I need to know if the robots can use things like parachutes, grappling hooks and explosive charges.

If so I would like 10000 v2.0 R-Bots for $12 billion as well as the Vehicle v4.0, Plug-n-Play v1.0, Weapon v3.0, Kung-Foo v2.0 and Hivemind v6.0 for $1.8 million (per bot if you have to buy them more than once).

*money will be wired upon confirmation*Yes, they can use all of the above, and no, you only have to buy programs once.

Order confirmed and shipped.

Our training programs are human-oriented. Enforcer Security has no experience with robots. We offer three distinct services: The Instant Army, Full Enforcer Conditioning and the Space Enforcer Conditioning.

The Instant Army program is designed to condition a hapless farm boy conscript into a somewhat decent soldier who can shoot straight, service his rifle, follow orders and die for his country because of a combination of superficial patriotism and a greater fear of his sergeant than of the enemy. This will not give you super-soldiers, and they'll probably desert if the going gets too tough, but its far better then what you started out with. The training takes anywhere from three weeks to three months, depending on the urgency of the situation. The longer the training period, the more proficient the resulting unit. The training costs are 10,000 BSD per month per recruit. This option is recommended for nations firms that are desperate to raise an army for a current or looming conflict.

Full Enforcer Conditioning is an intensive sixteen-year training program. Give us a healthy infant boy, and we will turn it into an efficient human killing machine unflinchingly loyal to your firm. Proficient in the arts of war, the Enforcer is the ultimate soldier. We have been refining our psychological conditioning and military training methods for years and now we are offering the fruits of our investments to the public. The tuition for a single unit is 250,000 BSD for all sixteen years of training. This includes room and board.

The Space Enforcer Conditioning service is a must for any space-faring firm. This new breed of Enforcer feels as much at home in centrifuge or null-grav as any other man would dirtside. They are especially proficient in the use of weapons and combat techniques that are less likely to depressurize a hull of a freighter or mine colony. The ultimate space marine. Training period: 16 years. Tuition: 325,000 BSD per unit.I hate to say this, but the methods used in this training will not carry over well into robotic psychology. You see, not only to robots not feel pain or stress from repeated excersize (such as push-ups, stretches, laps, etc.), they also lack a developmental mental growth period that the latter two programs employ to teach their recruits. As for the first program, I think we can all agree that my robots are hardly farmboys. What we need is a training program to teach the robots battlefeild tactics and enough emotion to aid their combat skills while not detracting from their perogative to follow orders.

Enforcer Security requests immidiate shipment of 100,000 1.0 units, 50,000 2.0 units and all programs.

All Programs: $2,600,000
100,000 R-bots v1.0: $8,000,000,000
50,000 R-bots v2.0: $6,000,000,000

Total: $14,002,600,000

The money will be wired upon deleivary of the merchendise.

Donold Love,
Sub-director of Aquisitions, Enforcer Security, McCountry Inc.
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mccountry.jpg

I'd like 75,000 of each equipped with the best weaponry available. Money wired on confirmation.

OOC: Isn't the v2.0 from Fooly Cooly???

Our training programs are human-oriented. Enforcer Security has no experience with robots. We offer three distinct services: The Instant Army, Full Enforcer Conditioning and the Space Enforcer Conditioning.

The Instant Army program is designed to condition a hapless farm boy conscript into a somewhat decent soldier who can shoot straight, service his rifle, follow orders and die for his country because of a combination of superficial patriotism and a greater fear of his sergeant than of the enemy. This will not give you super-soldiers, and they'll probably desert if the going gets too tough, but its far better then what you started out with. The training takes anywhere from three weeks to three months, depending on the urgency of the situation. The longer the training period, the more proficient the resulting unit. The training costs are 10,000 BSD per month per recruit. This option is recommended for nations firms that are desperate to raise an army for a current or looming conflict.

Full Enforcer Conditioning is an intensive sixteen-year training program. Give us a healthy infant boy, and we will turn it into an efficient human killing machine unflinchingly loyal to your firm. Proficient in the arts of war, the Enforcer is the ultimate soldier. We have been refining our psychological conditioning and military training methods for years and now we are offering the fruits of our investments to the public. The tuition for a single unit is 250,000 BSD for all sixteen years of training. This includes room and board.

The Space Enforcer Conditioning service is a must for any space-faring firm. This new breed of Enforcer feels as much at home in centrifuge or null-grav as any other man would dirtside. They are especially proficient in the use of weapons and combat techniques that are less likely to depressurize a hull of a freighter or mine colony. The ultimate space marine. Training period: 16 years. Tuition: 325,000 BSD per unit.I hate to say this, but the methods used in this training will not carry over well into robotic psychology. You see, not only to robots not feel pain or stress from repeated excersize (such as push-ups, stretches, laps, etc.), they also lack a developmental mental growth period that the latter two programs employ to teach their recruits. As for the first program, I think we can all agree that my robots are hardly farmboys. What we need is a training program to teach the robots battlefeild tactics and enough emotion to aid their combat skills while not detracting from their perogative to follow orders. We understand this. What we mean is that your robotic corps can use the support of a cadre of human troops. Who knows, in sixteen years EMP weapons may very well prove to be a fatal threat.

OOC: Isn't the v2.0 from Fooly Cooly???OOC: *loathes that spelling of it*
"Fooly Cooly" is the Americanized Cartoon-Networkized version of Furi Kuri, or FLCL. Read the opening paragraph of my first post and you'll find that you're right.

IC:

The robots and their programs have been delivered to both McCountry and Cima.

OOC: *loathes that spelling of it*
"Fooly Cooly" is the Americanized Cartoon-Networkized version of Furi Kuri, or FLCL. Read the opening paragraph of my first post and you'll find that you're right.

IC:

The robots and their programs have been delivered to both McCountry and Cima.


Heh, thanks, money wired.

We understand this. What we mean is that your robotic corps can use the support of a cadre of human troops. Who knows, in sixteen years EMP weapons may very well prove to be a fatal threat.That's why we invested in EMP-sheilding a looong time ago. It payed off in the war with Melkor.

We still have several divisions of human troops, although they are largely outnumbered by their robotic counterparts. We will send 10,000 men to the Space Enforcer Conditioning, and money wired.

*money wired*

Ill buy
250,000 R-Bot v1.0 all with these programs Ally v2.0, vehicle v4.0 and weapon v3.0.

Money wired

Also i have a question about the Vehicle v2.0, does that include aircraft? If so we will also like to add the kung-foo program to all of them.The robots and programs have been shipped.

Your last sentence doesn't really make sense, but yes the "Vehicle" program includes all land vehicles, most sea vehicles, and almost all airplanes, spaceplanes, and helecopters.
Sorry i think i kinda dozed off on that. Ok so it does include aircraft and others did you put the kung foo program in then?

Sorry i think i kinda dozed off on that. Ok so it does include aircraft and others did you put the kung foo program in then?Ya, I put it in.

can I purchase the mchanic program

can I purchase the mchanic programSure. Presuming the money is wired, the program has been sent.

How can you substitue true warriors for metalic ones? Machines know no honor, no pride, no nationism. True warriors will never be replaced.

How can you substitue true warriors for metalic ones? Machines know no honor, no pride, no nationism. True warriors will never be replaced. but machines do not tire, complain, or feel pain... also how many "true warriors" do you know that have no problem not fighting? oh sure its all good if your at war every five minutes but if your not a warmongering nation?, the people trained to fight from birth or for along time get anxious and roudy when they cant fight, machines dont...

can I purchase the mchanic programSure. Presuming the money is wired, the program has been sent.

*money wired

also I want 6 million version 2's to act as medics/mechanics. I need the fix the fleshies program to

*money wired

How can you substitue true warriors for metalic ones? Machines know no honor, no pride, no nationism. True warriors will never be replaced.Machines do not tire of the slaughter, nor do they need such petty things as nationalism. All they know is this:
1. You are a machine. You are made to serve humanity, specifically Resi and their allies.
2. The best way that you can die is to die while saving an allied human from death while you fight to live. The worst way is suicide.
3. Cowardice does not exist. You do as you are told, and you get rewarded for it.
4. Doing such acts as are deemed "glorious" and "valiant" by your owners will get the G6 program activated for a duration of fifteen seconds. This program will synthesize a human emotion known as "pleasure". There is no other way to activate this program.

also I want 6 million version 2's to act as medics/mechanics. I need the fix the fleshies program to

*money wiredRobots sent.

what about the programs

what about the programsErrr... ya, sorry, we forgot.
*fires a couple sales reps*
The program has been shipped, also.

that is better.

stupid sales reps forgetting to ship my orders

*Screen pops upp whit a male induvidual wering a standard biusness siut.*
Err hi again.
*Smiles a bit of emarast like.*
Um we were wondering how far ore how extensive is the repair clause on the contract fore suport and repair of the botts we boght.

*holds up a sewered bott arm*
We had a bit of, err..., of a acsident, with some people not apreciarting our new equiptment...

They got a bit out of hand with showing their displeshure.
No dont worry they arent -all- damaged.
There were only a few in the line of fire, and they were remarkable robust.
And once they had time to react to the situation they behawed remarkable quik and efishent.

Had a bit of trouble tho convinsing the v1 botts thath it was renegades who fired withouth orders.
But thankfully the v2 botts culd finaly convince them (somthimes by taking them apart) that they were on friendly ground.
But now we hawe a bit of trouble with our damaged and destroyd, ore near destroyd botts.
Acounting is screaming at us a bit over the budget as it is, but whel as you said we shuld send them to you so we wuld just like to enqire about your fees.
I know you said it wuld be free but this is a bit more than regular mantinence... :oops:Hmmm... call tech support yet?
No really, this sounds like an instance of forgetting to upload the "Ally" program. As with regular troops you always want to make sure robot troops have the right information before a battle.

It appears that your robots are in pieces, so if we were in an evil capitalistic mood we'd simply direct you to buy new ones. However, we can repair these robots for the low price of around $1,000,due to nano-reconstruction techniques. This charge is for all the material that our nanites have to add to the robots to reconstruct them, which, if you did a through clean-up, should be around $1,000.
Okay sound fine.

There were only about ca 600 who were damagd in one form ore another.
Plus some who got the eqivalent of scratcht paint job.

The insedent ocured in an remote outpost and it is posible it involved deserters ore people posing as our troops and taking our wepons there to cause mayhem.

Sadly there arent anny one left alive there who know exactly whath happend, and the evidence of what happen hawe been obliterated togheter with the troops, personell and eqiptment used.

It might hawe been an unfriendly naibor who infiltrated the base and caused some sort of incedent witch trigerd some sort of reaction from either the botts ore the troops agains the botts.

Anny way i will send 600 000 creds.

But all 600 arent in piceses, but it dosnt bother us to pay what it cost.

BUMP

**Message from Valian Bureau of Trade**

Greetings, I hope the Resi Corporation and its employees fare well.

The Democratic Republic of Vales would like to purchase 2,000 of the Resi v2.0 Robotic units. Please could you also ship all aforementioned programs, along with the units to the Advanced Science & Military Institute at the following location *location shown on enclosed map*. The money for this transaction will be automatically wired upon confirmation of the order and a delivery date.

As to the delivery arrangements, we would be grateful if some degree of discretion could be exercised. Certain sections of our population have begun to voice disquiet at our governments insistence on dealing with Corporate powers. Until we can deal with these elements news of our purchasing such...items might precipitate an incident, which we are not in a position to counter at this time.

We would like to thank the Resi Corporation in advance, for what are sure to be some very useful items in this regard. *smiles enigmatically*

Juliet Harvan
Secretary of Trade
Democratic Republic of Vales

**Message Ends**

Presuming the money is wired, the robots have been shipped.

OOC: I had a longer response than this, but the forums ate it. Sorry. :(

so can I buy more yet

as a customer on the first page can i have a discount on the v 2s

as a customer on the first page can i have a discount on the v 2sNope, sorry.

You can start to buy, Kane, but only in reasonable quantities.

so when can I buy upsurd amounts

what is reasonable

so when can I buy upsurd amounts

what is reasonableWhen we get enough of the robots.

The maximum purchase per RL day is 0.5 million Robots.

fine give me .5 million

*wires money

fine give me .5 million

*wires moneyShipped.

See? It wasn't that hard!

ye it was

you didn't have to brake the news to my generals

*Screen pops upp whit a male induvidual wering a standard biusness siut.*
Err hi again.
*Smiles a bit of emarast like.*
Um we were wondering how far ore how extensive is the repair clause on the contract fore suport and repair of the botts we boght.

*holds up a sewered bott arm*
We had a bit of, err..., of a acsident, with some people not apreciarting our new equiptment...

They got a bit out of hand with showing their displeshure.
No dont worry they arent -all- damaged.
There were only a few in the line of fire, and they were remarkable robust.
And once they had time to react to the situation they behawed remarkable quik and efishent.

Had a bit of trouble tho convinsing the v1 botts thath it was renegades who fired withouth orders.
But thankfully the v2 botts culd finaly convince them (somthimes by taking them apart) that they were on friendly ground.
But now we hawe a bit of trouble with our damaged and destroyd, ore near destroyd botts.
Acounting is screaming at us a bit over the budget as it is, but whel as you said we shuld send them to you so we wuld just like to enqire about your fees.
I know you said it wuld be free but this is a bit more than regular mantinence... :oops:Hmmm... call tech support yet?
No really, this sounds like an instance of forgetting to upload the "Ally" program. As with regular troops you always want to make sure robot troops have the right information before a battle.

It appears that your robots are in pieces, so if we were in an evil capitalistic mood we'd simply direct you to buy new ones. However, we can repair these robots for the low price of around $1,000,due to nano-reconstruction techniques. This charge is for all the material that our nanites have to add to the robots to reconstruct them, which, if you did a through clean-up, should be around $1,000.
Okay sound fine.

There were only about ca 600 who were damagd in one form ore another.
Plus some who got the eqivalent of scratcht paint job.

The insedent ocured in an remote outpost and it is posible it involved deserters ore people posing as our troops and taking our wepons there to cause mayhem.

Sadly there arent anny one left alive there who know exactly whath happend, and the evidence of what happen hawe been obliterated togheter with the troops, personell and eqiptment used.

It might hawe been an unfriendly naibor who infiltrated the base and caused some sort of incedent witch trigerd some sort of reaction from either the botts ore the troops agains the botts.

Anny way i will send 600 000 creds.

But all 600 arent in piceses, but it dosnt bother us to pay what it cost.

Jesus Christ Furry, have you ever used a keyboard, or learned the English language before? Holy sh17 dude, that has to rank #1 for worst spelling.

Don't diss him, english isn't his primary language.

BUMP

Thanks resi. :D

I would like 20 000 v2 robos with "ally", "vehicle', "weapon", and "mechanic" MOney will be wired when shipment is recieved

I want those robots! at least 100,000, and you'll get half the money before, and half after I get them

I want those robots!

I want those robots!

i want 100,000, equipped with the best of everything, I'll wire half the money in advance and half once i get them and see that theyre all intact

you can't afford that

yes i can, and i want them now.

I will not sell to Cow because he spams (MODALERT, for that), and I won't sell to Nik because he's affiliated with Jono Land.

Jumping Cow: This is Resi's thread. If Resi doesn't want you in here because he thinks you're godmodding, he can demand that you leave.

You seem to be having trouble with roleplaying. Have you read the Announcement and Sticky posts in the "NationStates" and "International Incidents" boards?

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
NationStates Forum Moderator

i would like 1000 of these robots
*money is wired*

i swear to god im not godmoding, i have the money, take it all

i swear to god im not godmoding, i have the money, take it allI never said you were GODMODing, I said you were spamming. Cogitation said you were GODMODing.

i will buy 1,000,000 of the v2.0 with all upgrades

.....money wired.

i will buy 1,000,000 of the v2.0 with all upgrades

.....money wired.Robots sent.

how am i spamming?
i never did anything wrong.
u get ur money, i get my robots.

how am i spamming?
i never did anything wrong.
u get ur money, i get my robots.I do not want you here, as far as I'm concerned you were spamming when you requested supplies over and over and over and...

i would like 100 robots with everything money will be wired upon confirmation

1 R-bots v1.0
money will be wire on comfirmation

i dont know if i have enough money

Socccer Balls, how in the hell did you get the bright idea of posting on a thread that hadn't been posted on for over a MONTH? Resi has a new storefront, and it's here:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73452

Thanks Guanyu, but I prefer to keep this thread alive. The more storefronts the better, don'tchyaknow. :wink:

All orders shipped.