NationStates Jolt Archive

(the first thread that I started selling these in got hijacked when people started talking about anime. Yes, I know my robot design is ripped off from Bubblegum Crisis/FLCL, yes, I know I rip off anime way too much for my own good, but let's keep this thread to buying and selling, this time)

R-bots v1.0
http://www.hamster.dk/~purple/grafics/robot_t.gif
Designation: Combat
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 0.25 in (synthetic Dragon Scale reinforced with Smart Steel, with titanium on the joints)
Size: 2 ft x 1 ft x 6 ft
Armaments: two heavy laser cannons (one in each arm) and whatever you give them.
Top Speed: 70 mph
Jump Height: 5 feet (10 feet with Kung-Foo program)
Base Robot Units Cost: $80,000 each
Specs: The basic R-Bot, v1.0 is an emotionless warrior that carries out its tasks mindlessly and without complaint. v2.0 models often look upon these robots with pity, as they aren't aware of their actions. However, this pity is misplaced, as v1.0's don't know what they are doing, and thus can't care.

R-bots v2.0
http://www.collectiondx.com/features/kanchi/kanchi.jpg
Designation: Combat
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 0.3 in (synthetic Dragon Scale reinforced with Smart Steel, with titanium on the joints)
Size: 2 ft x 1 ft x 6.1 ft
Armaments: two light plasma cannons (one in each arm), tasers in the hands, two shoulder-mounted miniguns
Top Speed: 80 mph
Jump Height: 6 feet (20 feet with Kung-Foo program)
Base Robot Units Cost: $120,000 each
Specs: As well as being all-around better than the v1.0 model, v2.0 has the ability to portray a broad range of emotions, thus making it more compatible with human soldiers. Its prime objective, as in the first model, is to surve its masters. It does this, even against its emotional programming, because a "satisfaction/glory" program is activated while it is in the process of following orders. This model can hold five programs, and comes with the "Ally" program already installed. A rocket belt is a part of this model, enabling it to fly for short distances. The use of this feature is pre-programmed, although it runs more smoothly when the Kung-Foo program is installed.

The price of a robot gets you a basic robot unit, but if you put it into battle unequipped with the proper programming it will basically have the mind of a homocidal infant. Here are the programs you can buy for them (note that once you buy a program once, you can use it on your robots unlimited times. Robots can only have four (4) programs at any given time):
Ally v2.0 - Allows the robots to tell friend from foe. $300,000
Vehicle v4.0 - Gives the robots instructions on how to drive anything from tanks to HumVees. $500,000
Weapon v3.0 - Gives robot instructions on how to handle almost any weapon. $400,000
Kung-Foo v2.0 - "I know Kung-Foo", and so can your robots. $300,000
Plug 'n Play v1.0 - Allows the robots to directly link with Resi Corp. machines for recharge and on-the-feild upgrades. $100,000
Fix-the-Fleshies v5.0 - Gives the robots basic medical knowledge and teaches them how to heal their human counterparts. $200,000
Mechanic v1.0 - Gives the robots the ability to fix other robots. If a robot is unfixable, it can modify itself with parts from its fallen comrades. $500,000
Hivemind v6.0 - Gives the robots a group conciousness in addition to their individual minds, which allows for more co-ordinated attacks and better information sharing. $500,000

Can I buy 100,000 of them? I'd like them all equipped with Ally v2.0, Weapon v3.0, Kung-Foo v2.0 and Hivemind v6.0. I am only going to use these to protect the nation. :D

Can I buy 100,000 of them? I'd like them all equipped with Ally v2.0, Weapon v3.0, Kung-Foo v2.0 and Hivemind v6.0. I am only going to use these to protect the nation. :DYour bill is $8,001,500,000. Presuming the money is wired, the R-bots have been shipped.

Yes, the money is wired

i want 50 with all mods

Bacca would like 50, and also at this point ally v2.0, vehicle v4.0, weapon v3.0, and we would be interested in a body guard program for which we hope to use the robots for. The money will be wired once confirmed, we will be willing to wait for a body guard program.

also can u make like a rubber skin, i want them to look human

i want 50 with all mods$6,300,000 is your bill. We can experiment with skin cells to make them appear human, but a careful observer might be able to tell the difference.

Bacca would like 50, and also at this point ally v2.0, vehicle v4.0, weapon v3.0, and we would be interested in a body guard program for which we hope to use the robots for. The money will be wired once confirmed, we will be willing to wait for a body guard program.That's $5,200,000. We can sell you a small becon (the size of a quarter) that will stress importance of the well-being of the wearer to the robots for $4,000. This would act as a bodyguard program.

wired

I will take 6 becons and thank you, money wired plus 2000 extra for prompt service.

200,000,000 with a copy of all the programs.

wiredThe R-bots have been sent.

I will take 6 becons and thank you, money wired plus 2000 extra for prompt service.Everything has been sent via Star Stride spaceplane. They will arrive in 45 NS minutes.

200,000,000 with a copy of all the programs.Jangle Jangle Ridge Gross Domestic Product
Population: 1,000,000,000
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: All-Consuming
GDP per Capita: $30,000
GDP: $30,000,000,000,000
National Budget: $11,502,600,000,000

That's over $1.5 trillion. Although you COULD do a deal like this, I'd
A) Have to know what your military funding is.
B) Have to get some time to complete it.

Sorry, typo. 200,000

I feel stupid now.

I will take 20 with all of the mods. Wire transfer. For use of protecting my uranium. Can I get them in red? Heh.

Oh wait to hell with it I'll take 50 more!

It's okay JJR. Presuming all the money is wired, all orders have been delivered.

And yes, SDMNATION, you can get them in red.

BUMP for army building!

Ok, i would like 70,000 w/Weapon v3.0, Kung-Foo v2.0,Hivemind v6.0, and Ally v2.0. *wires money*

Ok, i would like 70,000 w/Weapon v3.0, Kung-Foo v2.0,Hivemind v6.0, and Ally v2.0. *wires money*R-bots have been delivered. Sorry for the slow reaction.

argh! japanophile anime manga crap robots :shock:

argh! japanophile anime manga crap robots :shock:You got a problem with anime, bub? :?

Oh, and Resi, how eco-friendly are these "R-bots"? How about your corporation in general?

argh! japanophile anime manga crap robots :shock:Aww... go to hell. Why the hatred of the anime? What'd it do to you?

Oh, and Resi, how eco-friendly are these "R-bots"? How about your corporation in general?Our R-bots run on mini Plasma reactors, which produce no pollution. As of now we rely on plasma power for all our machines, but we have no qualms with polluting if it means an increase in production. However, pollution is on a decline due to technological advancements producing better means of production that are eco-friendly as a bonus.

BUMPin' it to the street!

Bu-bu-bump for mah homey like sheeez Resi Corp!

BUMPin' through the roof!

can i by 50 everthing for 100,000,000 :twisted:

can i by 50 everthing for 100,000,000 :twisted:Order denyed, I don't like your name and I don't think you're experienced enough to handle these soldiers. Besides, your price was all wrong.

Are these robots capable of underwater operation? I know we make requests for modifications to everything we buy, but we desire these for research purposes more than for battle.

Yep, our robots are watertight already. How many do you want?

In that case, we would like to purchase 10, one for each of our newly arrived Crawlers, and each loaded with the Vehicle, Hivemind, Fix the Fleshies, and Plug n Play software. Would we be able to install science programs we may develop in the future to aid in our research? Regardless, we would like to buy 10, please inform us of the proper amount and funds will be transferred.

Thank you again for your cooperation.

And also, can these robots withstand the vacuum of space? We are going to develop a space program soon, and I believe these would be useful.

Can they funtion as non cobat units withouth the "friend ore foe program"?
Ore dose they just start killing withouth the "friend ore foe program"?

And dose they need the "wepon program" to know how to use their inbuilt lazer cannons?

And about the veicle progrsm.
Can they fly choppers ore aircrafts?
If so can they be fighter pilots ore bomber pilots?
And if so can they do it withouth the wepons program?

Can they take comands from other units?
Like if i hawe a "comand" bot with the hive minde program, can it give comands to the other units withouth the hive mind program

Dose it hawe to hawe the kung fu program to know some close combat fighting?

Plug 'n Play v1.0 - Allows the robots to directly link with Resi Corp. machines for recharge and on-the-feild upgrades.
Field upgrades, recharge?
You said they used plasma generators (i think).
Do you mean they need recharge with heawy use of their inbuilt cannons?
Ore do they need regular recharge?
And what on-the-field upgrades?
Do you mean i can change a robot units progam list on the field?

And are the robots able to with stand Greath water depts?

Ill have 3

Thnx :twisted:

I am resi's favorite customer since i made a $600,000,000,000 deal recently

Man, I go away from my computer for an hour, and I get tons of orders. Where to begin?In that case, we would like to purchase 10, one for each of our newly arrived Crawlers, and each loaded with the Vehicle, Hivemind, Fix the Fleshies, and Plug n Play software. Would we be able to install science programs we may develop in the future to aid in our research? Regardless, we would like to buy 10, please inform us of the proper amount and funds will be transferred.

Thank you again for your cooperation.That'll be $2,100,000. The robots have been shipped, and yes, they are space-capible.Can they funtion as non cobat units withouth the "friend ore foe program"?
Ore dose they just start killing withouth the "friend ore foe program"?

And dose they need the "wepon program" to know how to use their inbuilt lazer cannons?

And about the veicle progrsm.
Can they fly choppers ore aircrafts?
If so can they be fighter pilots ore bomber pilots?
And if so can they do it withouth the wepons program?

Can they take comands from other units?
Like if i hawe a "comand" bot with the hive minde program, can it give comands to the other units withouth the hive mind program

Dose it hawe to hawe the kung fu program to know some close combat fighting?

Plug 'n Play v1.0 - Allows the robots to directly link with Resi Corp. machines for recharge and on-the-feild upgrades.
Field upgrades, recharge?
You said they used plasma generators (i think).
Do you mean they need recharge with heawy use of their inbuilt cannons?
Ore do they need regular recharge?
And what on-the-field upgrades?
Do you mean i can change a robot units progam list on the field?

And are the robots able to with stand Greath water depts?They can function as non-combatants without the ally program without killing anyone. The weapon program allows them to use weapons other than their arm-lasers, which are programmed in by default. The vehicle allows them to fly/drive anmost any vehicle, except for special ones that you have to be a Jedi or have psychic powers or something to opperate. Yes, you can have commanders with the hivemind program, which I said a while back. Yes, it needs the Kung-Foo to know how to fight at close range. Otherwise it will keep using its weapon at close range. By recharge, I actually ment swapping out programs for different ones, which I admit wasn't worded well. As for upgrades, I ment that It could update its software to newer versions. And yes, it can survive underwater at great depths.

And for the love of God and all that's good and holy, learn to spell.Ill have 3

Thnx :twisted: Presuming the money is wired, the robots (without any programming) have been shipped.

Okay sounds werry good.
And i will try to spell better, but english arent my native language, sorry.

I order 10000 v1.0 and all the difrent programs
1,900,000 fore the programs?
800,000,000 fore the R-bots v1.0

More qestions...
How "smart" are they?
will they make good fighter pilots?
(I know they arent limeted with the human bodys g tolerance, but i dont mean just thath)

Thank you again for your cooperation in my orders.

Can I get v2.0 Ally, v4.0 vehicle, v3.0 weapon :twisted:

Okay sounds werry good.
And i will try to spell better, but english arent my native language, sorry.

I order 10000 v1.0 and all the difrent programs
1,900,000 fore the programs?
800,000,000 fore the R-bots v1.0

More qestions...
How "smart" are they?
will they make good fighter pilots?
(I know they arent limeted with the human bodys g tolerance, but i dont mean just thath)Right, so your total bill is $801,900,000. The robots are pretty darn smart, a little more intelligent than your avarage soldier. As for how good of pilots they are, everything is math to them, so they can make daring moves that no human would think that they could survive.

Can I get v2.0 Ally, v4.0 vehicle, v3.0 weapon :twisted:Okay, presuming the money is wired, the programs are shipped

BUMPin' the thread!

Okay sounds werry good.
And i will try to spell better, but english arent my native language, sorry.

I order 10000 v1.0 and all the difrent programs
1,900,000 fore the programs?
800,000,000 fore the R-bots v1.0

More qestions...
How "smart" are they?
will they make good fighter pilots?
(I know they arent limeted with the human bodys g tolerance, but i dont mean just thath)Right, so your total bill is $801,900,000. The robots are pretty darn smart, a little more intelligent than your avarage soldier. As for how good of pilots they are, everything is math to them, so they can make daring moves that no human would think that they could survive.
Cool. :D
50% of Monny sent.
Rest will sent upon delivery.

Okay, the robots have been delivered via Star Stride Express.

Just like to say the Covert Crawlers and robots are more efficient than expected, and are already cutting down the time for construction of our new research facility.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=53190&highlight=

The rest of the monny were sent upon reciving the robots. :)

Thanks, FW.

BUMP

Well, if they're only a little smarter then the average soldier, then my Stormtroopers are better then them. Nevertheless, we would like to buy 50 for combat training reasons, installed with all mods.

Well, if they're only a little smarter then the average soldier, then my Stormtroopers are better then them. Nevertheless, we would like to buy 50 for combat training reasons, installed with all mods.By "smart", I ment booksmart. The robots, being machines of logic and mathematics, can judge distances and probability in seconds and adjust tactics acording to what logic dictates. This is probably something that your Stormtroopers (from Star Wars, or from Facist Europe?) cannot achieve. Nevertheless, presuming that the money is wired, the R-bots have been shipped.

I need 2 mil more.

*wires money

And the R-bots have been shipped. A pleasure doing business.

I think I am your favorite costumer

You've definately bought the most stuff if you don't include my nation auctions, no doubt about that.

yep best cstomer. which reminds me. I want to make my tanks run over some of the progrmas used by these. will you design an operating system for it

We already have Resi OS, which we think will suit your needs fine. You can buy it for $50 a copy at your local Best Buy.

ok. I will just buy a few and copy the program down

Just BUMP it...

The Kingdom of Neo-Zyon needs to acquire the following:

25,000 Androids with a copy of all the Programs

The money shall be wired upon confirmation of the order. If you can give me the total than I shall add a $2,000,000 bonus. Thank you.

The total is:

Robots....: $2,000,000,000
+ Programs: $2,300,000
Total.......: $2,002,300,000

I have wired the total amount due.

I still hold first place for most bots bought

I have wired the total amount due.And the robots have been sent. A pleasure doing business with you.

I would like 12000 of these equipped with Ally v2.0 Weapon v3.0
Plug 'n Play v1.0 Hivemind 6.0

and 1000 with Fix-the-Fleshies v5.0

That'll be $961,500,000. Presuming the money has been wired, the robots programmed accordingly have been shipped.

we do not agree with this. if these so-called "robots" should be in combat, they should be fighting for other machines.

we do not agree with this. if these so-called "robots" should be in combat, they should be fighting for other machines.Then you'll be happy to know that these robots are not sentient. Now go away, you're ruining our sales.

this is an outrage, having them fight for humans. and might we ask how you mass-produce these?

our apologies if we ruin sales...

this is an outrage, having them fight for humans. and might we ask how you mass-produce these?In Plasma-Powered factories. Now back off before we upload the Plute Kiss virus into your leader's brain.

our apologies if we ruin sales...Dissent is not a good advertising tactic. Appology accepted.

we will be keeping an eye on this.

we will be keeping an eye on this.Presuming you have eyes, go ahead.

we do not agree with this. if these so-called "robots" should be in combat, they should be fighting for other machines.

we do not agree with this. if these so-called "robots" should be in combat, they should be fighting for other machines.Why is it wrong for robots to fight humans?

i would like 25 robots with ally v 2.0 and vehicles v 4.0

R-bots v1.0 - $80,000 x 100,000 = $8,000,000,000
Ally v2.0 - $300,000
Weapon v3.0 - $400,000
Kung-Foo v2.0 - $300,000
Hivemind v6.0 - $500,000

Total= $8,150,000,000 *Wired*

Bio Home (http://home.comcast.net/~biologicsns/biologics.html)

i would like 25 robots with ally v 2.0 and vehicles v 4.0That'll be $200,070,000. Presuming that is wired, the robots and programs are shipped.

Bio, your robots and their programs have been shipped, also.

Very well and thank you.

CEO Logics

We have a busisness proposition for RESI Corp. We have recently been considering producing a Civilian Automobile based on our Grav Tank Technolgy. However, the reaction time needed to pilot a Grav Car would make it impossible to sell competitivly to the Mon-Keigh market...

Heres our idea we go halfs on the project we provide the Vechicle, while you provide the Pilot's in the form of these Robot's. This should mean that we can sell the Grav Cars Without fear that Mon-Keigh executives and other important dignatory's would be dying from the human Pilot not being able to handle the craft adequetly.

Tor Yvresse Automobiles. Mars.

hello, iwould like to purchase 6 of them if you can make a program that would make them my loyal bodygaurds, ill pay 600,000 for the program, if not, ill still take 6 of them with all programs, thanks

We have a busisness proposition for RESI Corp. We have recently been considering producing a Civilian Automobile based on our Grav Tank Technolgy. However, the reaction time needed to pilot a Grav Car would make it impossible to sell competitivly to the Mon-Keigh market...

Heres our idea we go halfs on the project we provide the Vechicle, while you provide the Pilot's in the form of these Robot's. This should mean that we can sell the Grav Cars Without fear that Mon-Keigh executives and other important dignatory's would be dying from the human Pilot not being able to handle the craft adequetly.

Tor Yvresse Automobiles. Mars.Assuming you'll give me the technology for the car upon its completion, deal. If you need it, we can also provide the technology needed for the hoverdynes.

hello, iwould like to purchase 6 of them if you can make a program that would make them my loyal bodygaurds, ill pay 600,000 for the program, if not, ill still take 6 of them with all programs, thanksI might have said this somewhere else, but I sell "priority becons" for $40,000 a piece that tell a robot that the wearer of the becon MUST be protected at all costs. How does this sound?

Hmm We could agree to the giving you the Cars technolgy, of course, this would come with a full confidentiality clause, you cannot pass on the knowledge to another party....

We could then you see corner the market in repairing the craft, as we would be the only people with the skills...

Tor Yvressian Automobile's. Mars

Hmm We could agree to the giving you the Cars technolgy, of course, this would come with a full confidentiality clause, you cannot pass on the knowledge to another party....

We could then you see corner the market in repairing the craft, as we would be the only people with the skills...

Tor Yvressian Automobile's. MarsFact being that we'd find ways to find out how to repair the craft ourselves (which of course we couldn't use to repair other nations' vehicles), so your cornering the market would mean nothing to us, but it would still give you a ton of money. Yes, I think this deal would be mutually benefical.

By we, I ment both our Company's... as Partner's in the deal, not just our Company. It's agreed, work will commence on the Civilian Model design, Mostly in determining the look actually the basic design principles have been completed already. ((What you thought all those government handouts to the Automobile industry wheren't for a reason :wink: ))

We will contact you when the final design is done. ((Erm when I find a picture for it, or give up looking really.))

My army is very interested in buying 200000 of these troops but could we ask for them in a diffrent coulour , possibly black with our logo on the back? Also what are the chances of these machines turining on my troops in combat? Oh and we will take all the upgrades
Thank you

David, The dominion of Shiff

p.s
i have to go now could you please telegram me your reply

Resi, you might want to put a patent on that thing . . . or else you might start seeing it alot more than you want to.

yes that would be fine, and the money will be wired when the bots are sent, thanks

These things have any protection against hostile power hacking into their systems and taking over?

Resi, you might want to put a patent on that thing . . . or else you might start seeing it alot more than you want to.My design was copied three times before I copyrighted it. I managed to dissuade the copiers from marketing their products under threat of litigation.

Islam-Judaism, your bots have been delivered.

Shiff, I'm tired and braindead, so could you do the math of your offer for me? I can paint them any way you choose, and the chances of them turning on you are zero to none, except in a chaotic combat situation where the Ally program allows them to discern friend from foe.

These things have any protection against hostile power hacking into their systems and taking over?Oooohhh yes. TONS of protection developed by the hackers (and some sentient computer entities) at Resi Corp.

The Empire of Alcardia wishes to purchase 350,000 of these robots equipped with Ally, Vehicle, Weapon, and Hivemind. The total should come to 28,001,700,000, and will be wired from the U.A.S. Regional Fund immediately.

The Empire of Alcardia wishes to purchase 350,000 of these robots equipped with Ally, Vehicle, Weapon, and Hivemind. The total should come to 28,001,700,000, and will be wired from the U.A.S. Regional Fund immediately.And the robots have been shipped equally as immeadiatly.

Man, who would've known that this would be such a hot-ticket item? :mrgreen:

My army is very interested in buying 200000 of these troops but could we ask for them in a diffrent coulour , possibly black with our logo on the back? Also what are the chances of these machines turining on my troops in combat? Oh and we will take all the upgrades
Thank you

David, The dominion of Shiff
telegram me and i will return here to wire the money

Resi, very intresting I must agree. However I need them not for combat. Could I possibly have them stripped of their fighting lasers and could you replace those with repairing lasers? Along with that could you possibly outfit them for space? If you could I shall pay for them at any extra cost you want and could you tac on the Ally 2.0, Fix-it-Fleshy 5.0, and the Hivemind 6.0(of course, paid for as you have listed) If so I shall take 50,000 of these wonderful bots.

$200,070,000. wired

i require 500,000 of these robots equipped with hivemind v6. consider the money wired.

$200,070,000. wiredRobots sent.

i require 500,000 of these robots equipped with hivemind v6. consider the money wired.Consider the robots shipped.

I need another 2 mill.

Wires money

I should get a long toime costomer discount

there is a longer thread which tells you more information like milatary spending


http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=(insert name here)&defenseprovided=1&defense=50&militarybudget=1

I don't like that calculator

there is a longer thread which tells you more information like milatary spending


http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=(insert name here)&defenseprovided=1&defense=50&militarybudget=1
Nice page.
Are there more pages sutch as this with more/difrent stats?
And what dose this mean?
Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 18.98%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 50%
And why 50%

I need another 2 mill.

Wires money

I should get a long toime costomer discountRobots sent.

the money valuses on it are screw up

70mph... godmod...

70mph... godmod...Ah, nope. On flat terrain these robots can run that fast due to a hell of a lot of physics knowledge put into this project.

did you confirm my order?

Could they be modifed to not kill but work or do you have any robots that could to work for sale?

Thanks Resi, and it came out to less than a billion! Great. Nice doing business with you, might order more

what about my order?

I would like to order 1,000 Fix-the-Fleshies v5.0; 25,000 Kung-Foo v2.0; 50,000 Weapon v3.0, 10,000 Plug 'n Play v1.0, and 5,000 Hivemind v6.0. I expect delivery by the end of the month, and we will wire the money to your account accordingly.

the money valuses on it are screw up
Um in what way.
And ia ask again what dose this stand fore:
Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: ??%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 50%

And i hawe found if you change the numbers on the link to somthing else than fifty the figures change acordingly...
Suld i change thee number on the link to thath of the gdp numer ore what?
How dose those two numbers relate?
And are there anny other data one can get with a slightly difrent link.
Where is the page witch lead to the link, maby there are some data there by its maker?

how did you get good-enough AI to create these? it is impossible for a human to know how to make a machine run 70 miles per hour.

our own race has trouble with that, except for our 4-legged machines.

built after what you humans call a "dog", but we have improved on it's body style....but thats getting off topic.

could you really make the AI so great to have these have split-second decisions in battle? to change to it's environment and surroundings all by itself?

did you confirm my order?Yes.
Could they be modifed to not kill but work or do you have any robots that could to work for sale?The can be modified.
I would like to order 1,000 Fix-the-Fleshies v5.0; 25,000 Kung-Foo v2.0; 50,000 Weapon v3.0, 10,000 Plug 'n Play v1.0, and 5,000 Hivemind v6.0. I expect delivery by the end of the month, and we will wire the money to your account accordingly.You only have to buy one of each program. Note that the programs do not include robots.
how did you get good-enough AI to create these? it is impossible for a human to know how to make a machine run 70 miles per hour.Well we took the leg designs from animals like Ostriches and Cheetahs and simply copied their design in these robots. We then augmented the design so as to improve on nature, and the finished product is a robot that can run 70 mph.

could you really make the AI so great to have these have split-second decisions in battle? to change to it's environment and surroundings all by itself?In a word: Yes.

could you really make the AI so great to have these have split-second decisions in battle? to change to it's environment and surroundings all by itself?In a word: Yes.

how did you manage to do this?

OOC: lol, i'm sorry if i'm pissing you off, but igotta defend my nation's race....no hard feelings, ok? :D

how did you manage to do this?With super powerful computers created with nanotechnology (Nano-Inside) and a couple hundred years of R&D.

OOC: It's fine, I'm confident I can defend my products. I wouldn't be much of a capitalist if I couldn't, now would I?

ooc: haha, yeah you can defend them, you've pretty much been able to do it so far, except the 70mph thing....and the AI seems a little shady...but what the hell, youre making a profit... :D

ooc: haha, yeah you can defend them, you've pretty much been able to do it so far, except the 70mph thing....and the AI seems a little shady...but what the hell, youre making a profit... :DOOC: Ooooh yeah, am I making a profit. This'll never beat out the profit I make from "Honest Jai's New and Used Nation Dealership". I think I have about a $200 trillion surplus from that. As for the 70 mph legs and the A.I., I can't go into detail because I don't know enough about either subject myself. I could look it up on Google, I guess, but I think I'm far too lazy for that.

Have you put out any new products since the robot fighters?

Have you put out any new products since the robot fighters?Yeah, I've had my Rave motorcycles, but most of my money's been going towards development of a mass production method for my Raven Units.
http://www.artfx-kotobukiya.com/item/jpg/zio1.jpg

I would like to order all upgrades along with 200 of the robots.
I would also like to know if you could equip them with 14 inch retractable blades from their arms and jetpacks on their backs.

If you can do those I would like to order some for an asualt devision

I would like to order all upgrades along with 200 of the robots.
I would also like to know if you could equip them with 14 inch retractable blades from their arms and jetpacks on their backs.I can do this, if you let us use rocket belts instead of jet packs. Is that okay?

ot is ok with me. I want about 4 mill of these. Ithink I have lots of credit with you. So what do you sayt about some sort of benift for bying all this stuff

That would be fine as long as it gets the job done. How much extra would these upgrades be?

That would be fine as long as it gets the job done. How much extra would these upgrades be?I'd say about $20,000 extra per robot.

okay 400million wired

Great. I think I will order an additional 400 then.

Money will be wired upon confirmation

I have so many of these lying around. do you think I went overboard with the replace my people with robots thing

BUMP

Great. I think I will order an additional 400 then.

Money will be wired upon confirmationConfirmed and shipped.

what about my order? can I get them shipped

I'd like Ally 2.0 and Weapon 3.0 on two robots for a total of $860,000.

*wires money*

Have you put out any new products since the robot fighters?Yeah, I've had my Rave motorcycles, but most of my money's been going towards development of a mass production method for my Raven Units.
http://www.artfx-kotobukiya.com/item/jpg/zio1.jpg

GIMME! Can I buy some from you? Some production rights, and maybe a little blueprint mixed in? If not, I'll take the next best thing and have a lot of kick-ass mechas.

I'd like Ally 2.0 and Weapon 3.0 on two robots for a total of $860,000.

*wires money*And the robots have been sent.

what about my order? can I get them shippedConfirmed and shipped.

GIMME! Can I buy some from you? Some production rights, and maybe a little blueprint mixed in? If not, I'll take the next best thing and have a lot of kick-ass mechas.Sorry, no can do. Currently each Raven is individualized for its pilot, and very few people are able to pilot a Raven due to lack of psychic abilities. CEO Jai Resi's Raven, the K-MaG, is a breakthrough in Ravens for the common soldier, as Resi posses no psychic/empathic abilities whatsoever, and yet he is still able to pilot it. Also, did we mention that mass-production is lightyears away?

In other words, wait a bit and maybe we'll have a feasible model.

i would like to buy one robot and weapon program and friend/foe program

i would like to buy one robot and weapon program and friend/foe programPresuming the money is wired, the goods have been shipped.

i would like 2000 with all mods hom much? money will be wired when the sale is confirmed

ill wait a bit before i get any (put me on the "um.............ill get back to you on that list") :wink:

i liked your robots so much i want two more with weapon training program and friend/foe program. money will be wired upon perchase.

the region of miss used people would like to purches 1,000,000 standered,and 1,000,000 with all upgrades and copys of all programs.

i would like 2000 with all mods hom much? money will be wired when the sale is confirmedConfirmed and shipped.

i liked your robots so much i want two more with weapon training program and friend/foe program. money will be wired upon perchase.Confirmed and shipped.

the region of miss used people would like to purches 1,000,000 standered,and 1,000,000 with all upgrades and copys of all programs.Confirmed and...
...wait a minute.
*checks region*
Sooo... there are three nations in your region, the oldest of which is two days old.

I don't think so!
ORDER REJECTED

WILL FIND BLUEPRINTS ON BLACK MARKET

WILL FIND BLUEPRINTS ON BLACK MARKETSuuuure you will, seeing as we carefully control the flow of such things and that a blueprint of the R-Bot employs an applied science that you probably have no clue about. Should you actually succeed to make an R-Bot through some random act of God, we will sue the pants off of you.

At any rate, you wouldn't have the facilities to make the R-Bots.

so have you considered my frequent costumer disounts yet

There's something I don't get? There's money in this game? Or is this all just an RPGing?

rping

Biologics requests

R-bots v1.0 - $80,000 x 400,000 = $32,000,000,000

Total= $32,000,000,000 *Wired*

Our home is under a serious threat at this time to expidite the arrival we have dispatched the transportation to your nation. An additional $1,000,000,000 will be added for confirmation within 1 NS Week (12 Hours)

Confirmed and shipped.

how do find out how much money your nation has

how do find out how much money your nation hasFor you, you can click here (http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=sethon).

Can I buy 200,000 of them? with all add-ons and 50 protective body guard's?

The Narzel Army would like to use its entire yearly recruitment budget of $20 billion to buy 250,000 robots. The software bill of $2,300,000 will be picked up by the Narzel Computer Research Dept. The Narzel Dictator's Office is wondering if two customized bodyguards can be made that can hold all software but the Hive Mind (there's only 2, so this wouldn't be nessecary.)

All money has been wired.

how do you wire money

Confirmed and shipped.

Your prompt response is appreciated, you can expect future business from Biologics.

could you give me the link to your FARQs i want to buy a lot :)

could you give me the link to your FARQs i want to buy a lot :)((OOC: I'm sorry, I think you're a good RPer and a cool person and all, but...))
IC: ...we DON'T sell to Nazis.

The Narzel Army would like to use its entire yearly recruitment budget of $20 billion to buy 250,000 robots. The software bill of $2,300,000 will be picked up by the Narzel Computer Research Dept. The Narzel Dictator's Office is wondering if two customized bodyguards can be made that can hold all software but the Hive Mind (there's only 2, so this wouldn't be nessecary.)

All money has been wired.Sounds very good. The robots have been shipped.

As for the bodyguards, we think we can make two custom robots specifically designed for such use for about $1 million a bot.

Can I buy 200,000 of them? with all add-ons and 50 protective body guard's?You don't have enough money, I'm sorry.

erm, thats really not cool. seriously, when was the last time you saw me shouting out racial slurs? Or even bragging about being a nazi. i consider myself a customer first, and a nazi second. I even helped create the Galactic Alliance, we accept everybody (as long as they accept the rules)!

Now comon, you can be reasonable, cant you?

Now comon, you can be reasonable, cant you?OOC: Yes.
IC: No.

erm, thats really not cool. seriously, when was the last time you saw me shouting out racial slurs? Or even bragging about being a nazi. i consider myself a customer first, and a nazi second. I even helped create the Galactic Alliance, we accept everybody (as long as they accept the rules)!Look, we wouldn't sell you stuff if you were Parratoga, even. We don't work well with Nazis.

OOC: Sorry, but that is really shallow.

IC: What do you think I would do? Use them for my nazi plan to take over the entire space and time continuem?

OOC: I told my friend that you arent selling shit to me because im a nazi, she says kill you :) (my friend as in my best friend in real life Drunk and Unemployed.

You dont work well with me? I do believe our countries have had good relationships... Also, Powerful Armies hates nazis, but me and him give eachother MASSIVE support for most anything...

bloodstain1213: so what are you up to?
IMIdeagleIMI: yelling at people for hating nazis
IMIdeagleIMI: he wont sell me something because im a nazi
bloodstain1213: wtf
bloodstain1213: thats retarded.
bloodstain1213: threaten to kill hi,
bloodstain1213: :-)
bloodstain1213: him*
IMIdeagleIMI: eh, hes bigger than me

:D

OOC: Damn, YOU ripped of Bubblegum Crisis. You are a unequivocally execrable dreck a and primitive, sheep-molesting pimple on the face of beauty.

ANYWAY

150,000 Base Robot Units= $12,000,000,000
1 Ally Program- $300,000
1 Vehicle Program- $500,000
1 Weapon Program- $400,000
Kung-Foo Program- $300,000
Plug'n play- $100,000
Fix the Fleshies- $200,000
Hivermind- $500,000
_________________________________________
$12,002,000,000
Watertest, Watertest II, Watertest III
Thanks

OOC: Damn, YOU ripped of Bubblegum Crisis. You are a unequivocally execrable dreck a and primitive, sheep-molesting pimple on the face of beauty.

ANYWAY

150,000 Base Robot Units= $12,000,000,000
1 Ally Program- $300,000
1 Vehicle Program- $500,000
1 Weapon Program- $400,000
Kung-Foo Program- $300,000
Plug'n play- $100,000
Fix the Fleshies- $200,000
Hivermind- $500,000
_________________________________________

$12,002,000,000
Watertest, Watertest II, Watertest III
Thanks


er what? are you trying to offend me?

OOC: Sorry, but that is really shallow.OOC: Agreed, but I gotta stay IC.
IC: What do you think I would do? Use them for my nazi plan to take over the entire space and time continuem?IC: Ah HAH! So you admit there's such a plan!
OOC: I told my friend that you arent selling shit to me because im a nazi, she says kill you :) (my friend as in my best friend in real life Drunk and Unemployed.OOC: Can't blame her, but I gotta stay IC. Before converting to Discordianism, our leader was Jewish and thus doesn't like those who persecute people like his family.
You dont work well with me? I do believe our countries have had good relationships... Also, Powerful Armies hates nazis, but me and him give eachother MASSIVE support for most anything...OOC: But see, we treat all our stuff as the major battle-changing equipment it is. We wouldn't give it to someone who could use it to kill people of the same background as our leader.

The Narzel Army is extremely satisfied with the robots. Today's exercise of "Convict Huntin'" had a record time! The Narzel Dictator's Office has wired $2 million for the robots.

OOC: Damn, YOU ripped of Bubblegum Crisis. You are a unequivocally execrable dreck a and primitive, sheep-molesting pimple on the face of beauty. What's wrong with me ripping off BGC? There was a country in my region a while back known as GENOM who employed BOOMERs to do his dirty work, and there are several countries that use hardsuits, so other than using a hardsuit graphic for our robot, we're relitivly mild in the rip-off department. In this case.
*hides Prof. Washu* :P

Anyway, your order has been shipped.

OOC: Sorry, but that is really shallow.OOC: Agreed, but I gotta stay IC.
IC: What do you think I would do? Use them for my nazi plan to take over the entire space and time continuem?IC: Ah HAH! So you admit there's such a plan!
OOC: I told my friend that you arent selling shit to me because im a nazi, she says kill you :) (my friend as in my best friend in real life Drunk and Unemployed.OOC: Can't blame her, but I gotta stay IC. Before converting to Discordianism, our leader was Jewish and thus doesn't like those who persecute people like his family.
You dont work well with me? I do believe our countries have had good relationships... Also, Powerful Armies hates nazis, but me and him give eachother MASSIVE support for most anything...OOC: But see, we treat all our stuff as the major battle-changing equipment it is. We wouldn't give it to someone who could use it to kill people of the same background as our leader.


erm...theres no plan..i dont know what your talking about
*shifty eyes*
but seriously, there are no plans, that was a joke. I also have to add i dont wage wars on races...i wage wars on countries...i havent even had a war yet...

Got kind of emotional there :oops:

erm...theres no plan..i dont know what your talking about
*shifty eyes*
but seriously, there are no plans, that was a joke. I also have to add i dont wage wars on races...i wage wars on countries...i havent even had a war yet...Have you ever exercised your Nazi beliefs?

like supported some guys ganging up on jews or something? NO! i usually do support german countries, though.

like supported some guys ganging up on jews or something? NO! i usually do support german countries, though.Hmmm... okay, I can live with that.

Are you openly Facist?

erm define openly facist. do i start threads like "White people are the master race, all jews will BURN" or something? In that case, hell no i hate those idiots. they arent REAL nazis...they are idiots on the internet trying to mix up trouble...and they do and get banned and i say good riddins. I do however support nazis in time of need, believe the facist form of government (government above the people, always) is best, and i am proud to be white.

But I mean, do you at least make an attempt to hide from your own people or from the world the fact that you are Facist?

But I mean, do you at least make an attempt to hide from your own people or from the world the fact that you are Facist?

if you want my opinion...yes. I first realized he was because of one thread, but that's the ONLY thread I've ever seen that he has started where he claimed to be a NAZI, uh...thug I guess. now we're kinda allies and I don't ally myself with NAZI racist SOBs... :D

But I mean, do you at least make an attempt to hide from your own people or from the world the fact that you are Facist?


no...why would i do that? Im not shamed that im a nazi.

no...why would i do that? Im not shamed that im a nazi.Yes, and I realize that, but your people would like to think that they aren't in a Facist state, even if they are being ruled by Nazis.

ohh do you mean i cram it down their throats? Gestapo executing people who might not like something i said? nahhh they can beleive whatever, if they dont like it they can move to your country. I swear that im not an oppresive government.

ohh do you mean i cram it down their throats? Gestapo executing people who might not like something i said? nahhh they can beleive whatever, if they dont like it they can move to your country. I swear that im not an oppresive government.Good, good.

I think we can sell to you. Just give me a second to dig up the thread.

Okay, here's my marketplace thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=47277).

:) :) :) WEEE me=happy, those FARQs are badass

ok then I want to buy 100,000 of them? I'd like them all equipped with Ally v2.0, Fix-the-Fleshies v5.0, Kung-Foo v2.0 and Hivemind v6.0
and can I have 5 bodyguards

if I dont have enough money for 200,000 than 100,000 will do

are my robots going to be made or not

are my robots going to be made or notOkay, I think you can handle this reduced order, contrary to the telegram I sent you.

When the money is wired, the robots'll be shipped.

are my robots going to be made or notOkay, I think you can handle this reduced order, contrary to the telegram I sent you.

When the money is wired, the robots'll be shipped.
how do you wire money

are my robots going to be made or notOkay, I think you can handle this reduced order, contrary to the telegram I sent you.

When the money is wired, the robots'll be shipped.
how do you wire money

You just say *money wired* and deduct it out of your military spendings.

Nevermind what I said before I figered it out money is now wired so are the robots shiped now

how much would it cost to get all of mine upgraded with emp sheilding

how much would it cost to get all of mine upgraded with emp sheildingThey already have it.

oh, good

BUMP

I need 100:

equipped with Weapon v3.0 and Hivemind v6.0 and Vehicle v3.0

I need 100:

equipped with Weapon v3.0 and Hivemind v6.0 and Vehicle v3.0Presuming the money is wired, the soldiers have been shipped.

BUMP for new robots!

I will give you 1 trillion for 10 million robots. I took 200 billion of but if they deal isn't satisfactory I will readd it

*wires money

The Dominion wishes to purchase 150 R-bots v1.0, along with the programs Ally v2.0, Weapon v3.0, and Hivemind v6.0

Total of $13.2 million has been wired.

All robots/programs have been shipped.

interesting

do you sell plans & rights ?

do you sell plans & rights ?Nope. No way in hell.

I would like to buy

250,000 R-bots v2.0=$30,000,000,000
________________________________
Total comes to $30,000,000,000

Thank You

Presuming the money has been wired, the robots have been shipped.

I love having a huge army of robots

Okay hi again. :D
I wuld like to order 10 000x R-bots v2.0
And 2000x R-bots v1.0 to replase some of the worn old R-bots v1.0.
Are the programs also updated since i bought the R-bots v1.0 last time?
Maby i shuld re order the programs too?
Okay i order all programs too then.

Sorry if this is a stupid qestion witch you might hawe awnserd already, but matinence on the botts, culd you suply equiptment and instrucktion books on how to mantain and repair them?
And if you are worried about plans ore wathewer you culd make a repair program so i culd set a few R-bots v1.0 to that duty.

Hmm and are you selling some special equiptment witch culd be used with them?
Like if i remember and read corectly you had jump ore was it jet belts?

Nah, you don't need to buy the programs again.

I may make a Jet Belt program and accompaning modifications with v3.0, and I may add on to the programs list, but not right now.

The robots have shipped, presuming the money is wired.

do you have a new store thread

I would like to buy 1000 v2.0, with all the programs installed. (Except for the hive mind) (I'm going to give one to each member of the royal family and have them duke it out to see who gets my throne when I die)

How much would it cost to upgrade all 500,000 of mine to the new v.2? :)

but they have the same capabilities so it will be a draw

I was gonna have my possible successors give them orders "Attack now!", "Use the laser" "Hide behind that rock" and such. Since each robot has the same abilities, the one that wins will depend on the person giving the orders

do you have a new store threadNope, I will soon, tho.

And I'd like another 10 (these with the hive mind program) for my own personal guard (I've made some enemies lately)

when you say that it can have 5 progrmas and has ally already installed, does that mean it can only hold 4 more, or can it have another 5

And I'd like another 10 (these with the hive mind program) for my own personal guard (I've made some enemies lately)Y'want v1.0 or v2.0?

I mean that it has the "Ally" program inaddition to five other programs of your choosing.

in that case I would like to order fix the fleshies

*wires money

in that case I would like to order fix the fleshies

*wires money*delivers program*

My army is invincible bwa hahahaha. well it is strong

BUMP

Yah the monney is already sent.
Tanks fore the botts.
So no repair and suport fore them?

I would like v2 for the 10 bodyguard robots.

I would like v2 for the 10 bodyguard robots.Presuming the money has been wired, the R-Bots have been shipped.

They are repaired annually and for free in the Resi City repair bay.

*Money Wired*

Thank you, these will come in handy.

Does the Vehicle program include naval vessels? :?

I'd like 1014 R-Bot v2.0's with the Vehicle, Kung-Foo, Fix-the-Fleshies, and Weapon programs.

i want 500,000 v2.0. I'd like them all equipped with Ally v2.0, Weapon v3.0, Kung-Foo v2.0 and Hivemind v6.0.

Does the Vehicle program include naval vessels? :?Yep.

Presuming the money has been wired, all robots and programs have been shipped.

I would like v2 for the 10 bodyguard robots.Presuming the money has been wired, the R-Bots have been shipped.

They are repaired annually and for free in the Resi City repair bay.

can we send them in to repares in shifts so we never have a shortage of them for defense? or do we have to send them all at once?

can we send them in to repares in shifts so we never have a shortage of them for defense? or do we have to send them all at once?Of course you send them in shifts, it keeps the repair plant from rusting up.

I have 24 million so I will send them in shifts of 4 million. that way i always have 20 mill for use

Sorry, turns out i couldnt afford all those robots

you could order less and pay in installments

I would like to purchase 100,000 v2.0 R-Bots, with:

80% (80,000) having Ally v2.0, Vehicle v4.0, Weapon v3.0, and Hivemind v6.0

20% (20,000) having Ally v2.0, Vehicle v4.0, Fix-the-Fleshies v5.0, and Mechanic v1.0

Total:
-6 Programs (2,400,000 USD Total)
-100,000 v2.0 R-Bots (12,000,000,000 USD Total)

I've been saving up for something like this :D

*Money Wired*

you could order less and pay in installments

i would, but The United Socialist States of Qaaolchoura complained that i was godmoding, what ever that is

10,000,000 V2 robots: 1,200,000,000,000 Total.

All orders have been shipped. A pleasure doing business with you all!

you could order less and pay in installments

i would, but The United Socialist States of Qaaolchoura complained that i was godmoding, what ever that is

it is when you buse the way the game woks by saying you have more then you should. like a 1 day ntion saying they have1233445665341124465 nukes and luanch them all at th world

*Screen pops upp whit a male induvidual wering a standard biusness siut.*
Err hi again.
*Smiles a bit of emarast like.*
Um we were wondering how far ore how extensive is the repair clause on the contract fore suport and repair of the botts we boght.

*holds up a sewered bott arm*
We had a bit of, err..., of a acsident, with some people not apreciarting our new equiptment...

They got a bit out of hand with showing their displeshure.
No dont worry they arent -all- damaged.
There were only a few in the line of fire, and they were remarkable robust.
And once they had time to react to the situation they behawed remarkable quik and efishent.

Had a bit of trouble tho convinsing the v1 botts thath it was renegades who fired withouth orders.
But thankfully the v2 botts culd finaly convince them (somthimes by taking them apart) that they were on friendly ground.
But now we hawe a bit of trouble with our damaged and destroyd, ore near destroyd botts.
Acounting is screaming at us a bit over the budget as it is, but whel as you said we shuld send them to you so we wuld just like to enqire about your fees.
I know you said it wuld be free but this is a bit more than regular mantinence... :oops:

We find that our Enforcers show much more versitility in the field than any mere machine can. Though the cost of training a single Enforcer far exceeds the construction costs of one of your robotic soldiers, our cost-value analasis indicates that our method is the more viable one. Enforcer Security is willing to offer training services to the Resi Corp. A strong core of Enforcer-trained shock troops would do much to agument Resi Corp's already significant defensive capabilities.

-General Bruteus Lockheed
Head of Enforcer Security Division, McCountry Inc
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