NationStates Jolt Archive

And you are going to be so sorry you crashed my plane! Although...that was the decoy plane...so the whole purpose of the plane was for the enemy to crash it and kill themselves, not me...so, perhaps I will let you off this time. BUT IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, MY CLONE TROOPERS WILL CRUSH YOU!

P.S. my secret weapon is really easy to guess, if you're smart enough. And if you've ever seen Star Wars. :twisted:

I have seen Star Wars, many many times. Dude, if you are talkin about the death star, get something a bit more original ok? Besides, I'm not scared of your stupid clone troopers. And whoop-de-doo I did not kill myself.

*crashes another hijacked plane into the area* hehe. this is very fun!!! :P

If you keep crashing Insane Jedi Knights's planes, you might find youself at the bottom of the ocean, DEAD!
Normally I would worry but
a)the most recent one wasn't Inasane Jedi Knight's plane
and
b) we are allied and I quote "I never turn my back on an ally" so there.

How dare you quote me and get it wrong!! Its, "I would never turn my back on an ally."
You missed a word!

oh, i missed a word. wah-wah!

I have produced a water balloon of mass wettification. I now have 20,000 of these, which I sell to all other countries in NS. We now have millions of WoMW. This enters a MAD area, with everyone's fingers ready to fire.
This is known as the Dry War.

Uh...not everybody is as smart as you are. Could ya translate WoMW and MAD. I'm guessing WoMW means weapons of mass wetting, but I'm not sure.

Beware the Death Star Version 3! How scary does that NOT sound. Jedi Knights, it better not be another death star. that has been done so many times!

*mounts water cannons on naval vessels and starts blasting elephants*

"ha HA!"

http://www.uniquebeadedjewelry.com/artforsale/elephant1.jpg

-an elephant hit with a water cannon at moment of contact-

aaww, what a cute elephant! :D

*sends pink monkey demons to disable water cannons*
they can swim by the way.

aint it?

YOU STOLE MY MONKEY DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :evil:

Peculiarities, please calm yourself. I was merely borrowing the monkeys because I have not yet replaced my clowns.

aint it?

it is pretty cute.

Peculiarities, please calm yourself. I was merely borrowing the monkeys because I have not yet replaced my clowns.

oh...well...I GUESS that's okay...since we're allies...but next time, ASK FIRST!

*mounts water cannons on naval vessels and starts blasting elephants*

"ha HA!"

http://www.uniquebeadedjewelry.com/artforsale/elephant1.jpg

-an elephant hit with a water cannon at moment of contact-

ok, it is cute. but the thing is, thats not one of my elephants!!!!!! all of mine are neon orange and green! AND JUST CAUSE I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE FANCY BANNERS DOESN'T MEAN YOUR COUNTRY ISN'T DROWNING YOU DING DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think eccentricities has some issues to work out.

So...Insane Jedi Knights, have you replaced your clowns yet? And what is your secret weapon? And what are you and Trithilonia working on?

(I'm a nosy one, aren't I?)

So...Insane Jedi Knights, have you replaced your clowns yet? And what is your secret weapon? And what are you and Trithilonia working on?

(I'm a nosy one, aren't I?)

You are rather prying. I am not at liberty to comment on any of those things at the moment.

But I have given much thought to the replacement of my clowns.

I think eccentricities has some issues to work out.

nyah! that is not one of my elephants. i have no issues to work out. i am perfectly insane, thank you.

I think eccentricities has some issues to work out.

nyah! that is not one of my elephants. i have no issues to work out. i am perfectly insane, thank you.

Well, that clears up quite a bit, thank you.

Since no one else is here, might we, the nations of PFLL, have an inter-regional water balloon scrimmage among ourselves? For practice?

Since no one else is here, might we, the nations of PFLL, have an inter-regional water balloon scrimmage among ourselves? For practice?

oooh, sounds like fun.

I think eccentricities has some issues to work out.

nyah! that is not one of my elephants. i have no issues to work out. i am perfectly insane, thank you.

Well, that clears up quite a bit, thank you.

is that sarcasm? dang, this is what i hate about message boards.

Since no one else is here, might we, the nations of PFLL, have an inter-regional water balloon scrimmage among ourselves? For practice?

I concur.

And I would like to add that in addition to my pink monkey demons I have another secret weapon. Not secret, but...
I now have black panthers with green eyes. They have X-Ray vision. They are silent, deadly predators.

*throws water balloon at Jedi Knights*
<splash>

*launches balloons at Peculiarities and Insane Jedi Knight* *the orangatang orange panthers prepare for sneak attack* they can walk through stuff.

*water balloons hit force field and splatter harmlessly outside of Nexu PrimiCallista, the current HQ for Darth Maul's top intelligence troops*

<splash> Eccentricities has been hit!

Sneak attacks will not work on me, btw. I have excellent radar and detection sources.

*water balloons hit force field and splatter harmlessly outside of Nexu PrimiCallista, the current HQ for Darth Maul's top intelligence troops*

<splash> Eccentricities has been hit!

Sneak attacks will not work on me, btw. I have excellent radar and detection sources.

well, good for you.
*throws water balloon at Eccentricities*

*black panthers creep through the jungle, their dark coats blending seamlessly with the shadows. They approach NexuPrimiCallista silently and form a ring around the city, waiting for the signal to attack*

ok, are y'all allied against me or something?

ok, are y'all allied against me or something?

its a scrimmage!

Sneak attacks will not work on me, btw. I have excellent radar and detection sources.

mm-hmmm. sure. yeah, it took about 2 seconds to disable them. dont underestimate my panthers. besides, the elephants squashed the system after.

Sneak attacks will not work on me, btw. I have excellent radar and detection sources.

mm-hmmm. sure. yeah, it took about 2 seconds to disable them. dont underestimate my panthers. besides, the elephants squashed the system after.

when talking about your panthers please specify color to distinguish them from my black panthers. thanx

*organizes all animals into attack position* now i need someone to attack...

The sun rises over the city of NexiPrimiCallista. A careful observer might notice the glint of sunlight reflecting off green cat's eyes.
Inside the city, the director of Insane Jedi Knights is drinking his usual morning cup of coffee.
*suddenly, black panthers swarm the city, just as a pink monkey demon pulls the cord on the force field surrounding the city. Withing minutes the black panthers have taken over the city. Army choppers from the Peculiarities military fly overhead.*
"Drop your weapons and put your hands in the air!" broadcasts from a loudspeak in the head chopper. "This city is under the control of the Peculiarities military."
"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

i will attack.............................. peculiarities! while she attacks insane jedi knights. this shall be fun.

*quicky organizes troops* ok oo panthers, over there. elephants come up from the behind.

*a new, secret, deadly animal now moves in on attack* all humans stand at the ready. ATTACK!

i will attack.............................. peculiarities! while she attacks insane jedi knights. this shall be fun.

*quicky organizes troops* ok oo panthers, over there. elephants come up from the behind.

*a new, secret, deadly animal now moves in on attack* all humans stand at the ready. ATTACK!

I'm sorry, but that is so not gonna work. I am training wizards to raise water elementals. They will attack at the slightest hint of danger or disrespect. I don't even need to lift a finger, the water elementals will do it all for me.

Water elementals. What an idea. Those would make good replacements for my clowns. Interested in selling? I'll pay a lot.

Water elementals. What an idea. Those would make good replacements for my clowns. Interested in selling? I'll pay a lot.

I don't think so...but there's some info I'd be interested in bartering for...

Ah, yes. But you forgot about new secret deadly animals. Invisible dragons, that breath fire and ice, they stalk you without you ever knowing, always ready to attack, they never sleep or eat and need to eat very little, but havr massive strength. and they're covered in sharp, slicing horns........... wish ya elementals the best of luck..... hehehe

I will give you the secret to calling down rain if you tell me what your secret weapon is, Insane Jedi Knights.

I will give you the secret to calling down rain if you tell me what your secret weapon is, Insane Jedi Knights.

An interesting proposition.

Ah, yes. But you forgot about new secret deadly animals. Invisible dragons, that breath fire and ice, they stalk you without you ever knowing, always ready to attack, they never sleep or eat and need to eat very little, but havr massive strength. and they're covered in sharp, slicing horns........... wish ya elementals the best of luck..... hehehe

Also an interesting proposition. I wonder if we have gone off the path and into the woods a little? Is this not a water balloon war? I see no water balloons. The water elementals I could stomach...but FIRE breathing dragons?

they breath ice too you people!!!!!!!!!!! last time i checked, ice was a form of water!! so there!

Ah, yes. But you forgot about new secret deadly animals. Invisible dragons, that breath fire and ice, they stalk you without you ever knowing, always ready to attack, they never sleep or eat and need to eat very little, but havr massive strength. and they're covered in sharp, slicing horns........... wish ya elementals the best of luck..... hehehe

Elementals don't need to eat either. And they can appear as only water vapor. Pretty hard to see. Besides, invisible or not, you could still bump into a dragon. you just think its really humid when you walk through my elementals.
do you get that "must top her" feeling after every one of my posts or something?

here, to make this go back to water balloon war-ness....
*throws water balloons at newly conquered city of NexuPrimiCallista.*

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Elementals don't need to eat either. And they can appear as only water vapor. Pretty hard to see. Besides, invisible or not, you could still bump into a dragon. you just think its really humid when you walk through my elementals.
do you get that "must top her" feeling after every one of my posts or something?

go away. my dragons can move through things. they also can record conversations on there brains. so i have built in spys.

also...
*throws lots of water balloons at Eccentricities*

sorry Rachel :(

Thunderstraat drops a huge barrage of balloons from orbit at a random nation, then takes out the horrible weapon, banned by the UN and the Geneva Convention, know only as the hose.

Thunderstraat drops a huge barrage of balloons from orbit at a random nation, then takes out the horrible weapon, banned by the UN and the Geneva Convention, know only as the hose.

Interesting. Very interesting. I will advise my citizens to invest in some umbrellas. And my architects will begin building a dome over the nation to protect it from water balloon barrages. In the meantime....
*unveils secret weapon... the TORERO!*
Cower in fear, petty opponants!

Thunderstraat drops a huge barrage of balloons from orbit at a random nation, then takes out the horrible weapon, banned by the UN and the Geneva Convention, know only as the hose.

Interesting. Very interesting. I will advise my citizens to invest in some umbrellas. And my architects will begin building a dome over the nation to protect it from water balloon barrages. In the meantime....
*unveils secret weapon... the TORERO!*
Cower in fear, petty opponants!

Thunderstraat drops a huge barrage of balloons from orbit at a random nation, then takes out the horrible weapon, banned by the UN and the Geneva Convention, know only as the hose.

Interesting. Very interesting. I will advise my citizens to invest in some umbrellas. And my architects will begin building a dome over the nation to protect it from water balloon barrages. In the meantime....
*unveils secret weapon... the TORERO!*
Cower in fear, petty opponants!

so now we know what the secret weapon is. uh....what is it, exactly?

I wanna know what the secreat weapon is!! "the torero" does not tell me much. :cry:

Do you not know what a "dictionary" is?

Do you not know what a "dictionary" is?


A dictionary? Huhhh.....um....what's that? Is it some new waepon? You're really going to town with the inventions here...

la la la la....Having fun? So...bull fighter.....erm...uh.....running out of things to say....

la la la la....Having fun? So...bull fighter.....erm...uh.....running out of things to say....

"Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots...."

*randomly begins singing country music*

back to the purpose of this topic......

*throws water balloons at Eccentricities*

blue balloons, and red balloons...so many colors to choose from....

I'm getting my hair cut.

Not that anyone cares about my hair.
*throws water ballon at Insane Jedi Knights*

When this thread dies, it needs to be archived.

When this thread dies, it needs to be archived.


Um...what exactly does "archiving" include? and who says its gonna die? Not on my watch!

and why should we archive it? Other than because I'm a fascinating person and say fascinating things. :lol:

*throws balloons at Loserly Peeps*, just cuz they're the last people who posted here other than me, and I'm not throwing balloons at my self.

what would you do if you saw a slice of cheesecake walking down the street?

I do expect you people to answer that, by the way.

come on, there's gotta be someone who will humor me.

please? I'm really bored.



course, you probably guessed that already.

Ha! Water balloon fights! Prepare to meet the ultimate fighting balloon force ever! I have Merlin 3 bombers on their way to perculiarities packed full of water balloons. I'm sending a couple of choppers over with a GIANT bucket of water and I am going to tip it all oever your main city. Then... then... I'm going to build a very very large catapult that fires water balloons the size of houses miles and miles. Prepare to get WET!

Potatos! Forget water balloons, invest in a tonne of potatos from CornixPes now, for only 100 pounds! You can peel them, boil them, fry them, make sculptures out of them, roast them, mash them... but they really come to their element when you throw it at somebody. I have 1000 potato farms thriving! Invest now before Perculiarities gets you with more water balloons!

Or if potatos aren't your thing, then get kitted out with some eggs! I mean what can be better than something that comes from a chicken?

We have just been informed that a water ballon hit our paper Airplanes.We have no choice, but to open the water ballon silos and launch a humongo water ballon

Oh yeah, well I can beat that. My Nation are building the worlds first water nuke. It consists of 1,000,000,000,000 gallons of water! I'm going to drop it right on the anti-Nazi nation just to say I care. Ha.

Oh yeah, well I can beat that. My Nation are building the worlds first water nuke. It consists of 1,000,000,000,000 gallons of water! I'm going to drop it right on the anti-Nazi nation just to say I care. Ha.

That will End our water shortage :shock:

Potatos! Forget water balloons, invest in a tonne of potatos from CornixPes now, for only 100 pounds! You can peel them, boil them, fry them, make sculptures out of them, roast them, mash them... but they really come to their element when you throw it at somebody. I have 1000 potato farms thriving! Invest now before Perculiarities gets you with more water balloons!


dude!!! First, I would like to thank you so much for joining my poor, dying water balloon war,
and second, I'd like to say, you should so move to Potatoe Fried Lobster Land!!!!! :D

Yes! Ok, here we go....
*deploys troops to all outposts along the borders of peculiarities, and sends armored land and water submersivable tanks to harras CornixPes.*

what else should i do?

*throws water balloons at the Anti-Nazis*
cuz we definately would not want them to have a water shortage. :)

what would you do if you saw a slice of cheesecake walking down the street?

I would eat it.

Potatos! Forget water balloons, invest in a tonne of potatos from CornixPes now, for only 100 pounds! You can peel them, boil them, fry them, make sculptures out of them, roast them, mash them... but they really come to their element when you throw it at somebody. I have 1000 potato farms thriving! Invest now before Perculiarities gets you with more water balloons!

YOu are obsessed with potatoes. They are good though. But still...

what would you do if you saw a slice of cheesecake walking down the street?

I would eat it.



oh wow.....


I'm so happy, my thread hasn't died!!! *does happy dance* :D

"Attention, loyal soldiers of Peculiarities. A new piece has entered the board. It is the nation of CornixPes. The game has begun."

"We have finished building a technological marvel (that we stole from Insane Jedi Knights, by the way). It is called the bull fighter. It employs the williness of a bull fighter and the unrestrained anger of a mad bull. And it...well, we haven't figured out the stategic advantages of it yet, but its really great."

"So take heart, loyal soldiers, we may face months of toil and hard labor, long clod nights, endless fighting....but, um, take heart, because we have the bull fighter!"

Insane Jedi Knights has ceased to exist. I guess they won't mind that I stole the Bull Fighter thingy from them. 8)

My water balloon war seems to have caught a cold and is slowly dying.....
*sniff, sniff* :cry:

Oh my friend, Perculiarities. The game has begun. I have 20 J-19 bombers in orbit packed full of water balloons and yes... potatos. On my word they will empy them onto your nation without mercy. Should you fight back I have units placed on my borders wating for you with freezers, yes freezers. Ice balloons!

*Randomly throws water balloon at anti-Nazis*

Prepare for war!

what would you do if you saw a slice of cheesecake walking down the street?

I would say, "There's a slice of cheese cake walking down the street".

As an advocate of peace, I ask that you cease your violence and attem[t a peaceful resolution to this incident.

That being said, a dove carrying a water balloon is flying to Peculiarities as we speak.

Oh my friend, Perculiarities. The game has begun. I have 20 J-19 bombers in orbit packed full of water balloons and yes... potatos. On my word they will empy them onto your nation without mercy. Should you fight back I have units placed on my borders wating for you with freezers, yes freezers. Ice balloons!

*Randomly throws water balloon at anti-Nazis*

Prepare for war!

Well, uh....why does everyone attack me????!!!!!!!!!!
*runs frantically around screaming at troops*
"Do something you lazy bums!!!!"

Ok, I can handle this...really.

*deploys Egyptian Fire Lizard tanks to fight the units with freezers. Basically, what these tanks do is blow really really hot fire at the freezers, melt the ice balloons, and then use more really super hot fire to evaporate the water in the balloons.*

Thanks for the potatoes, by the way. They'll come in handy for our Saint Patrick's Day celebrations. 8)

As an advocate of peace, I ask that you cease your violence and attem[t a peaceful resolution to this incident.

That being said, a dove carrying a water balloon is flying to Peculiarities as we speak.


What a peaceful gesture. *sarcasm*
*sends zoo keepers in raincoats to catch the dove*

Joins in by randomly throwing balloons at potatoe obsessed people.

*fills balloons with potatoes*

*begins throwing globs of mashed potaoes at CornixPes's airplanes to clog the engines and bring them down*

How's that? :twisted:

*shoots the potatoe balloons out of cannons*

*deploys neon colored elephants*

I AM THE QUEENOFQUIRKY!!!!!!! I SHALL PREVAIL!!!!

Okay, the magic of the bull fighter is this...
it doesn't really exist, its a publicity ploy to make people scared of my nation. so act scared, okay?

*adopts very pompous attitude and British accent*

"About face, troops! Attention!"
*clears throat*
"Squad Three, move to leftward position."
"Squad Seven, hold your position. Prepare to defend your country."
"Squad Nine, attack anyone without a Peculiarities flag, or one of our allies's flags."

And um, we're developing new weapons to use in our war against um, whoever we're fighting. (Translation: My spies are stealing the plans to CornixPes's water nuke and we will employ it against all our enemies, once I decide who our enemies are.)
(I don't usually steal everybody's weapons, only when I'm feeling uncreative and can't think of anything else to do.)

Alright, my secret weapon that I didn't steal from anybody....Pink Demon Monkeys!!!!!

They can easily slip into small places unnoticed, they are vicious fighters, they're cute, completely loyal to me....the list goes on and on. And I created them!

*pink monkeys throw water balloons at Eccentricities*

*elephants shoot water balloons out of there trunks at peculiarities*

Yo, pompous commodor, um, hang on and I'll think of something to tell you!!

SPLash!!!!!!!!! i just watern00ked Peculiarities in to 0blivion wit 223349763468967456785 WAtErn00KES. TEHEEEE!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

OOC: Just having some fun :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

*gets in very official army mode*

"Yo, neon elephants eight and nine, attack from the rear."

"Dude, number five, you can stop eating now"

"Come on ya lazy elephants!!!!!!!"

*decides to get rid of elephants and brings in some panthers*
Only these are special panthers, they can camouflauge themselves.

*armed with water balloons panthers sneak up silently to attack peculiarites*

One, two, three..... GOOOOOO~!

SIZZLE!!!!!!!!

That is the sound of your panthers being fried by my force fields, Eccentricities!!! :twisted:

SPLash!!!!!!!!! i just watern00ked Peculiarities in to 0blivion wit 223349763468967456785 WAtErn00KES. TEHEEEE!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

OOC: Just having some fun :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D




Why thank you, I was getting a little hot. That cooled me off quite nicely. :D And now I don't have to worry about a water shortage.

*water nukes Esryia*

*starts singing*


its comin on like a fever
burnin deep inside of your brain
have you become a believer
have you gone a liitle insane
tonight your life is a party
let the celebration begin
turn on your lights and lets start it
find out what ya been missin your commision is in
check in
check out
no one needs to know what ya thinkin about
in a year
in the now
you can take it in while ya workin it out
if your into it
when your out of it
everything is cool in the land of the brave new world

Hmm, that was random. Oh well, randomness is fun!!

*GROWLE, RIP, SNARL*

And that is the sound of my pink monkey demons ripping your supposedly camouflaged panthers into shreads!!!

OOC: in the nicest, non violent way possible, of course.

my pink monkeys tracked ur panthers by smell, not sight.

*throws water balloons at the Queen of Eccentricities*

lemon flavored water balloons, that is.

SIZZLE!!!!!!!!

That is the sound of your panthers being fried by my force fields, Eccentricities!!! :twisted:

Actually, that was the sound of my panthers shields frying your force fields. Dude, I may not be officail, but I would not send my panthers out without shields!!!!!!

*GROWLE, RIP, SNARL*

And that is the sound of my pink monkey demons ripping your supposedly camouflaged panthers into shreads!!!



Actually, that was the sound of your monkeys being confused and ripping up the trees.

WHAT DID THE TREES EVER DO TO YOU????????????????

*sends more panthers to alleviate tree ruining*

ooooh, big word usage. :P

"Dig faster, you idiots!"

hours later....

"Finally, you're done!"

Feast your eyes, Eccentricities, on my pirranha filled moat. It surroands the entire nation of Peculiarities. Not only are there ravenous fish in it, we have crocodiles, alligaters and sharks! Animals that have not been fed in years.
Vicious mastiffs patrol around the moat. Which is really deep. yeah.

My monkey demons do not eat trees!!!!!!!

Ever seen the Wizard of Oz? My monkey demons are a lot like those ones. They fly. And destroy planes.

*brings in a B-52 bomber armed with watern0kebombs to bomb Peculiarities*

Whose number 1 now, me!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

My monkey demons do not eat trees!!!!!!!


I didn't say they were eating them, now did I?? I said they were confused and ripping up the trees instead of my panthers.

And I got planes. So, the deadly fish don't matter.

*gathers rest of panthers to bring out secret weapon*

*brings in a B-52 bomber armed with watern0kebombs to bomb Peculiarities*

Whose number 1 now, me!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Planes. Hmm....
*sends pink monkey demons to bring down the planes*

Ha!

ok, I'll be realistic.

*sends planes to bomb Esyria with enormous water bombs that turn the air green. And orange.*

I wasn't very realistic there, was I?

ok, I'll be realistic.

*sends planes to bomb Esyria with enormous water bombs that turn the air green. And orange.*

That's realistic??? Well, as close as it gets I guess.

Esyria, you are seriously smiley faced obsessed.

*whips out secret weapons*

the perodactin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I totally botched the spelling on it, but ya know it's the big dinosaur birds?? Ok? good. Also, they are invincible because they are undead. Ya, skeletons, kinda like in potc.

whatever. my flying monkey demons can take your stupid FOSSILS any day. :evil:

*perodactins drop water balloons on peculiarites*

*adopts ditzy blonde (or brunette) voice*
Besides, I like, totally started the secret weapon trend. And copying is like, so...five minutes ago.

whatever. my flying monkey demons can take your stupid FOSSILS any day. :evil:

they're not fossils. they are undead. And my perodactins will beat them!!

hey look, water balloons!

*pops the water balloons while they're still way up in the air, so that the water just kinda, doesn't fall on me*

uh, I used darts for that, okay? yeah.

*adopts ditzy blonde (or brunette) voice*
Besides, I like, totally started the secret weapon trend. And copying is like, so...five minutes ago.

Not if I have a time machine.

*steals peculiarties dart idea*

I will deal with you later. I've got more pressing, urgent, dictator things to do!

such as??

Are they corrupt dictatorish things??

Billions of flying squirrels drop 10 thousand pound water bombs on every nation of the world, causing Grandma Fifi to cry out that her monthly subscription to Hockey Digest arrived several milliseconds to earlate. Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: My little joke. Hehehe :lol:

i shall rule all!!!!!!!
me shall rule!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum:
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An ambassador for the Armed Republic of Psychotic Eds is hit by a water bomb... but it only hit him in the arm, so he was able to reach a payphone and call the Psychotic Eds government and tell them about it...
after hearing the story the Psychotic Eds dictator orders all men to load up their newly developed Balloon Bazookas and target anyone that isnt a Psychotic Ed...
and all SCUDs are armed with giant water missiles and are launched towards any and all countries until they run out...
"dang... we've run out of missiles... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! STAMPEDE OF WATER BALLOON CARRYING SOLDIERS THAT ARNT PSYCHOTIC AND ARNT NAMED ED!!!"

Ok, Beezle-Bub and uh, you other person, WOULD YOU PLEASE RE-FORMAT YOUR POSTS!!!!! You're stretching the screen! please?

*launches a barrage of water balloons filled with posionous water that turns into posionous gas upon bursting and puts everyone to sleep.*
uh, that got launched at Psychotic Eds, by the way.

*pink monkeys carrying lemonade flavored water balloons flood the cities of Psychotic Eds. they throw many balloons at every citizen they see.*

My brilliant scientists have developed a new type of water balloon. It is code named the CHY 42. But really, its just a normal water balloon filled with cherry pie filling. I've decided we need to add that sort of food fight element to the water balloon war. And since I started this war I can do that. So....

<splash splug splash> That is the sound of the CHY 42 exploded in Eccentricities main cities. :D

<splash>
<splug>
<splash>
The CHY 42 is exploding in cities all around the world.
No one seems to realize where they come from.
Citizens all over cry out in outrage,
and uselessly shake their fists at the sky.
They cannot fight the elusive flying monkey demons
which are dropping the CHY 42 everywhere.

<splash>
<splug>
<splash>
All over the world, cities are under attack
by the CHY 42.
Citizens shake their hands at the sky
in useless frustration.
They cannot fight the elusive flying monkey demons,
which drop the CHY 42.
BEWARE!

<splash splug splash> That is the sound of the CHY 42 exploded in Eccentricities main cities. :D

Screeee!! Scree!!!! And that is the sound of my perodactyns attacking your main cities!!! :P But be happy, they're dropping cheesecake filled balloons on you.

Hi everyone!!! This is Peculiarities. I snuck into eccentricities thingy and am taking over her nation!!!! heehee, just kidding. :D :D :twisted:

*panthers start eating the CHY 42 balloon filling*

::throws a water balloon and waits for the splash, yet hears none::

Huh, that was a quite big ballon thingie....or....was it....

http://www.kutwereld.nl/ABOM/ABOMB04.JPG

:shock:
OK, thats not funny! Who keeps puttin them atomic bombs in these harmless devices of fun?!?!

perhaps I should invest in some bomb shelters....
*peppers bomb site with water balloons to try to tame the ravaging fires.*

instead of bomb shelters i shall give my citizens super strength umbrellas. they come in a better variety of colors and styles than bomb shelters do, and are infinitely more portable. uh, they're really strong, thick umbrellas that can repel bombs.
*opens a purple striped, neon orange paisleyed, pink monkey patterned umbrellla*

*throws water balloon at Eccentricities*
<splash>

Mwahahahaha :twisted:
I just love to do that. Possibly why I started this water balloon war. :twisted:

hmmm.....
*throws cheesecake in the air*
Citizens are celebrating the snow day by eating lots of cheesecake and telling ghost stories while roasting marshmallows over a bonfire.
Oh, yeah, its National Snow Day in my nation today.

My poor dying water balloon war.
*sniff*
So, in an effort to make conversation;

Do you like your French Fries long, short, or curly?

And,
would you rather
ride on a train,
dance in the rain,
or feel no pain?

So, please be sure to post your answers!!!!
Please????
*puppy dog face*

*watches as hundreds upon thousands of Heldrich's uber-leet commando forces pop up over a hill and nail Peculiarities' leaders in the forehead with the dreaded .... [really long dramatic pause] .... WATER BALLOON!*

HAH!

*watches as hundreds upon thousands of Heldrich's uber-leet commando forces pop up over a hill and nail Peculiarities' leaders in the forehead with the dreaded .... [really long dramatic pause] .... WATER BALLOON!*

HAH!


just one question....are you really sure that was me?
Or was it my clone?
Or my other clone?
Or my other clone?
:twisted:
*bombards Heldrich with Vanilla Pepsi (disgusting) flavored water balloons*

*Peculiarities troops advance up the hill.
Upon reaching the top, the pause and sing a fearsome war chant.*

It goes something like this;

"We are the Titans, the mighty mighty Titans..."

Okay, not really.
How bout this,

"We will rock you,
We will sock you,
Pick you up and drop you,
mud on your face, a big disgrace..."
etc etc.

better? Is it striking fear into your hearts?

YO Nodia, the picture rocks!!!

Now, what was I gonna do???

Oh yeah. *bombards Peculiarities w/water balloons*

:P

*a ragged, scruffy soldier in camouflage crouches behind a pile of rubble.*

Picture this: An abandoned city, decimated by years of fighting, a lone guerilla squad ready to take on the world. An enemy puffed up with self importance and an unquenchable thirst for violence.

Now begins the rebellion.

*hits peculiarties*

*splat*

http://arapaho.nsuok.edu/~colec/wb1.jpg

wow, why all this picking on me?

Oh by the way, as the founder of this thread topic thingy, I'm not very strict about staying in character or putting ooc when you're out of character, just because we get off topic and randomly go off on a tangent that has nothing to do with the water balloon war, so its pointless to try and do the whole in character, out of character thing.

*attacks eccentricities*

I just had to get back at her. :twisted:

*splash*
yeah, that was a big yellow water ballon, by the way.

I'm not picking on you. I just kidnapped one of your pink monkey demons. :P

http://www.tagfam.org/pinkmonky.gif

Dude! This means war. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

(awesome picture by the way.)

:evil: now..... :evil:

*kidnaps Eccentricities zookeeper and one of their prized panthers.*



http://encarta.msn.com/media_461530857/Russian_Blue.html (http://encarta.msn.com/media_461530857/Russian_Blue.html)




And trust me, I'm holding 'em hostage until I get my monkey back!

there was supposed to be a picture of a black cat, not just the link to that page, by the way.

*soldier slinks along the ground, silently searching for enemy fighters*

pow!!! Bam! splash!

The soldier got into a fist fight with another soldier carrying water balloons. Now they're both pretty wet. :)

*enemy soldier throws a punch*
*Peculiarities soldier counters it*
*splash*
*enemy soldier gets more wet.*

This whole being the only person here thing is getting old.

*bombards Eccentricities with water balloons*

*stealth bombers fly above the eccentric nation of eccentricities*

splash

well, at the very least their crops will not wither this harvest. So, technically, I'm being nice, so she should give back my monkey.
*glowers*
I....want...my....monkey demons back!!!!!
:evil:

*enemy soldier decides he doesn't like getting wet*
*my soldier decides he's hungry*
"truce" says one.
"okay" says the other
*they shake hands*
*both walk away slowly*
still walking.....staring at other soldier....

BAM!!!
A huge water balloon lands and explodes right in front of the two soldiers!

I'm having my own little one sided war here. I need an actual opponant.


*soldiers look up to sky in consternation* Who could have thrown that insanely inflated sized thing?

*wonders*

For informational purpopses, Eccentricities stole one of my pink monkeys.

uh, i'm telling you this for informational purposes, she didn;t steal it for informational purposes.

Anyway she kidnapped one. But it will do her no good. Because my pink monkey demons have a self destruct mechanism, and if kidnapped they will turn into a useless ball of furry dust. ANd that is what has happened to the monkey she kidnapped. And so she can not brainwash them and turn them against me. So there.

And um, I am not sure that she is allowed to steal something that my nation possess, and do anything with it, because I think that would fall under GODMODING, which is not allowed. There is a thread describing the specific definition of GODMODING. I do realize I stole her panther and so am guilty of this as well. And so, I will now give her panther back.
*gives panther back to Eccentricities*

I think. Godmoding is like when you post...
*Peculiarities army walks into lake and drowns.* ....when you are not peculiarities. Because only i decide where my army walks. So you could say, *a large lake looms in the distance* because that is not controlling my nation, but you can't control my nation's moves. So you can't say. *peculiarities's monkey turn on them and kill the president* because they're part of my nation and only i control their moves.
I think that describes it somewhat, but I kow there is more.

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha........ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

This is a rocking thread. I think I shall have to join in.

<splash>
*Attacks Peculiarities*

come on get, if you can!!!!!!!!!!

* bump*

*stalks Peculiarities army, picking of the lagging troops one by one with....water balloons!!!!!*

<splash!!>

Hahaha! :lol: Isn't this fun?

Why doesn't anyone participate in this thread?

I have no idea why people don't participate in this thread.
Oh, hey, you're stalking my army!

*stalks Hyper Cowgirls' army, which is stalking me*

<splish, splash>

gotcha!

The three dark, delta-shaped bombers flew through the sky at nearly sixty thousand feet over Peculiarities airspace. The modified, freakish experimental B-2 aircrafts were armed to the teeth with one of the most formidable weapons the world has ever seen...the nuclear...water balloon.

While two of the aircraft were simply armed with tens of thousands of pounds worth of water balloons, the third was armed with gigantic free-fall munitions, with highly pressurized and cold water that would literally explode and fly in all directions (OOC: Won't work, but please pretend?), engulfing the vicinity in a gigantic mushroom cloud of water.

Meanwhile, ALL of Zoogiedom's 89 AC-240 aircraft have taken off and are launching nuclear water-balloon filled cruise missiles, 26 at a time, per aircraft....in volleys.

A massive naval assault using F-18E/F aircraft bombarded the countryside with even more water balloons, and rocket-propelled water balloon rifles equipped the three thousand soldiers as they stormed onto Peculiaritie's beaches, and covering the enemy with an unstoppable and steady stream of water balloon bombardment.

Right. THere goes Peculiaritie's army. How sad. :cry: I have a weird computer. um, that was OOC.


*soldiers creep through underbrush, scarcely breathing for fear of being spotted by the malicious adversary.*

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OOC: that was my cousin.

*amored tanks drive around blasting enemy sodiers*

(returning only briefly from a long time off of the forums)

Seeing as how Jedi Knights has vanished, The President of Trithilonia makes a decision concerning the joint-effort project between the two nations. The project, now completed would be lended to Peculiarities because of the former alliance between Jedi Knights and Peciliarities (OOC: If I read correctly before).

http://www.h4.dion.ne.jp/~k.y/ZGMF-X10A(S).jpg

ZGMF-X10A Freedom Gundam.

Modified to use twin-blasting, long-range hydro pumps and two cannons equipped with HEAT (Hydro-Evaporation Assist Technology) to repel enemy water-attacks. The unit is also equipped with a rapid-fire rifle capable of firing 10 consecutive spurts of water per second.

The unit, also equipped with Phase-Shift armor, is able to repel any stray sprays of water that the HEAT cannons may have missed. The Cannons are capable of locking onto over 12,000 individual water clumps at once and are able to evaporate up to 45,000 gallons of water per second.

(OOC: considering it was a joint effort, and since I've been away for FAR too long, this will be my excuse for such an incredible device. Hope this satisfies your previous curiosity, Peculiarities, although before, Jedi and I had a different Gundam in mind, lol. And with that, my role in this thread is done.)