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<Splash!> The Rogue Nation of Peculiarities has just launched the first airborne water-filled missile at the Empire of Eccentrities. War has begun! Beware the might of the mighty water balloon! We, the people of Peculiarities, will commence firing our super, high-tech water ballons on all nation within reach. Feel free to join in the reckless abandon of water balloon slinging, its not like anyone can be mad, they're just water balloons. <Splash!> You are under attack! Incoming! Alert! Water balloons at twelve o' clock! <Splash!>

<Splash> Eccentrities has just struck back at Peculiarities. <Splash> <splash> I just hit Frodia and Insane Jedi Knights! hey, this is fun. Who shall I hit next? <Splash, splash>

<Splash!> <Splash! Splash! Splash!> Eccentrities is drowning in a barrage of water balloons! <Splash!> Dumblodore's Army has just been attacked simply because Harry Potter is cool. Hee hee! <Splash!> Our long-range radar is searching for new targets. I suggest you duck. <Splash!> Too late!

People of New York City, this is your President speaking. Our city is now Code Red after recent reports of water balloon terrorism. It is your duty to report anyone committing suspicious aquamilitary activities.

The NYC Assembly was called to order. Several delegates roundly criticized the Regional President for what they saw as a goading to war. In the end, though, a strong pro-war campaign by the religious faction won out. The Assembly Navy has sent the 4th Brigade towards Potatoe Fried Lobster Land, and ordered its ships to fire water balloons at the slightest provocation.

Argh! I have been attacked by a most foolish country! I am mobilizing my whole army, which consists of a million bloodthirsty clones of the most accomplished and deadly fighter of all time, Darth Maul! Err, wait! This is a water balloon war. I don't need soldiers! Well, I will still get you, darn Eccentrities. My soldiers will use their mastery of the Force to flood you with the fullest, wateriest water balloons ever! No mercy!!! You cannot hide from my evil Sith warriors. <SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!...> :evil:

I am sending the Peculiarities Navy to protect the protect the ports of Potatoe Fried Lobster Land. All attempts at invasion will be repelled. <Splash!>

<splash> <splash> A barrage of water balloons is now landing all over Peculiarities and Insane Jedi Knights. <Splash> Even more are shooting out of cannons at both these countries. And as for you Turner Ward <Splash> <splash> Now aiming cannons at Turner Ward. You are going to drown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All roads will be patrolled by the Peculiarities National Guard, fully outfitted with camouflage clothes and the best quality water balloons and hand-held catapults. Alert! Invader! <Splash!> One down! :D

I think the countries in Potatoe Fried Loster land should stop attacking each other and form an alliance.

Turner Ward is now drowning under water balloons from Eccentrities. HAHA. <SPLASH>

<Splash!> You're going down, Turner Ward! And, Eccentrities, do not alienate Insane Jedi Knights further! We need their support. And, Insane Jedi Knights, you have a duty as citizens of Potatoe Fried Lobster Land to hepl protect our beloved land against this new enemy. All the nations of Potatoe Fried Lobster Land must unite against a common enemy. You hear that, Frodia? You must put aside you apathy and show your support in this campaign against Tuner Ward and anyone else who dares turn against us. <Splash!> There goes another one bursting all over the 4th Brigade of Tuner Ward!

I think the countries in Potatoe Fried Loster land should stop attacking each other and form an alliance.

I think Eccentrities is simply saying that to avoid being trampled underfoot by my obviously superior army. However, I will extend the hand of peace to all nations of Potatoe Fried Lobster Land. *shoves olive branch at other nations* But, backstabbing will NOT be tolerated and should that happen, vengeance will be swift. Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side! <Splash!> Turner Ward is now under attack. Pleas of surrender will surely follow soon.

The olive branch is accepted. As the Un delegate, I think I speak for all the nations of PFLL.

There's a country called Dumbledore's Army? <SPLASH> Launched one at them .

I think the countries in Potatoe Fried Loster land should stop attacking each other and form an alliance.

I think Eccentrities is simply saying that to avoid being trampled underfoot by my obviously superior army. However, I will extend the hand of peace to all nations of Potatoe Fried Lobster Land. *shoves olive branch at other nations* But, backstabbing will NOT be tolerated and should that happen, vengeance will be swift. Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side! <Splash!> Turner Ward is now under attack. Pleas of surrender will surely follow soon.

Ok I would attack you if we hadn't just formed an alliance. <SPLASH> <SPLASH> More balloons to Turner Ward.

<Splash!> Now no one can penetrate Potatoe Fried Lobster Land's (PFLL) defenses! There is an impenetrable wall of water balloon slinging catapults around the entire region. <Splash!> Um, by the way, I took out a loan to get these, so I expect all the residents of PFLL to chip in to help pay for them, since they are protecting you, too. <Splash!> See how much good they're doing already? Pay up people!

Puny, deluded Eccentrities! Do you actually think you have the power to lauch a major offensive campaign against ME? The best you could do is struggle to defend yourself as my elite forces pounded your weak defenses. But as we are allied, I will not attack you. And I am wiring the money to Peculiarities to help pay for our new defenses. <Splash!> All opposition will crumble before my might! <Splash!> :evil:

:evil: <Splash!> :evil:

<SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!> Hee Hee :evil:

"Before we launch this, I just thought I ought to ascertain something."
"Yes?"
"Who are our enemies?"
"Given the size of this thing, it really doesn't matter."
"Yes." <sigh>
"Why are you sighing?"
"It would have made it to Alpha-Centauri, you know."
"Sometimes missiles have to be remodeled for the greater bad."
"Right."
"Now, are you ready?"
"In a moment. Still, I'll miss sitting by the sea."
"I'll miss the sea."
"It's a pity, really."
Above them, the world's bigger water missile hung silently.

*surrenders*

Somehow i don't think my antimissile systems gonna work here..

*surrenders*

Somehow i don't think my antimissile systems gonna work here..

I, Darth Maul, (the real Darth Maul, not one of the clones) am about to go against my nature and suggest that the last Grok not lauch their rather large water balloon. Normally I would say, 'Bring it on' for the power of the Dark Side can conquer anything. But now I have this stupid alliance dragging me down. I have to take into consideration the well-being of smaller, punier nations that normally would be beneath my notice. So, please disable your water balloon. It really would be better for all of us. You see, if you do launch that thing, you will be destroyed in the resolting flood along with the rest of the world.

*wipes out the n00bs with 32" water cannons from water battleships... mwahahaha!!*

A fleet of paper jets is comming to bombard you with giant water ballons.

the borderlands of etria has launched a preemptive intercontinental water balloon strike. hitting all nations within 5.6 thousand miles :twisted:

20 mm watercannons are taking out the planes. Low Orbit Water bombs have been dropped.

the borderlands of etria has launched a preemptive intercontinental water balloon strike. hitting all nations within 5.6 thousand miles :twisted:

we have responded by using airburst water nukes which drench enemy citizens with water.

Aha! Turner Ward scientists have developed the "drainpipe" a device that lets us turn our enemies water against them! <splash!> <spl-splash-spl-splash!>
:x :x :x
Surrender now or we shall dampen every shirt in your continent!

The fighter escort soacked your frot line of defences.

Beware Turner Ward! My scientists are at this very moment sabatoging your pathetic 'drainpipe'. Back down now or face my wrath! <SPLASH!>
The wrath of the Sith is upon you! <SPLASH!> Oh, look out! *sound of explosion and fiery bits of rubble fly into the air* There goes your 'drainpipe', or what was your 'drainpipe'. <Splash!> You cannot hide from my deadly accurate barrage of water balloons! <SPLASH!> :evil:

Surrender now or we shall dampen every shirt in your continent!


Well, that just strikes fear deep into my heart. I mean wet clothes are just SO scary. NOT. 8)

OOC: Since this isnt conventional war, this'll be a good thread for me to post in :D .

IC: A water balloon, straying from its target, lands on the President of Trithilonia.

"Gah! I'm hit! Get the medics with their dry towlettes! This means WAR!!!"

The President then sends troops equipped with Super-soaker CPS 2500's and 3000's. Tanks equipped with powerful hosing devices and rubber balloon launchers hit the field, troops yelling "For the Glory of DRY LAND!!!!!!!"

The Small army then begins blasting high pressure water in all directions, avoiding hitting Jedi Knights forces so as to get on his good side :D

(Edited for typos)

I applaud the wisdom of Trithilonia! They are the smartest to nation to have entered this great and glorious war, excepting myself, of course. I now stretch out the hand of peace towards Trithilonia. And i must add that i like their style. Adding Super-soakers to their arsenal was a truly inspired idea, one worthy of the Sith's recognition. Trithilonia, I am now recognizing your tactical genius. This is a great honor by the way, so I hope you feel properly flattered and honored. <Splash!> water ballons are now pounding away at the forces lined up against Trithilonia. <Splash> :twisted:

Our navy has retreated ... the bombing of the drainpipe appears to have been a success.
Peculiarities and Insane Jedi Knights forces stomp after them into the water. But what's this?
http://www.atr.co.jp/coming/img/jpg/bousai/hose2.jpg
Artillery! It's a trap!

Whoever is putting urine in the water ballons.. I suggest you stop before we get the UN involved..

Bah! You have underestimated the power of the Dark Side for the last time Turner Ward! My Force senstitive troops saw your trap and planned a little trick of our own. *Breaks out the fire engine hose and human chain built of clowns with water buckets* You cannot escape the wrath of the clowns. They are tired of being benovolent, good- humored oafs. They are giving in to their darker sides now. There is no escape from the Attack of the Clowns! <Splash!> :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

Puny, deluded Eccentrities! Do you actually think you have the power to lauch a major offensive campaign against ME? The best you could do is struggle to defend yourself as my elite forces pounded your weak defenses. But as we are allied, I will not attack you. And I am wiring the money to Peculiarities to help pay for our new defenses. <Splash!> All opposition will crumble before my might! <Splash!> :evil:

Two words you wacked out wierdo light saber carrying person. SHUT UP!!!!!
I am also wiring money to Peculiarities

Turner Ward you are going waaaaaay down. SPLASH SPLASH. Eccentrities is now mobolizing hundreds of water balloon, super soaker carrying robots on anyone it sees as a threat. Also Turner Ward, we are not scared to get our shirts wet!

As Trithilonia's troops move out, and ambush occurs!

10 derien heavy water cannon squads(4 people, a jeep with a 500 gallon tank of water w/pressurizer, and a big ass hose) as well as 2000 Derien WAR(Water-modified Assault Rifle) troops jump out from behind trees and blast the troops with LIWG(Low Impact Water Gun) rounds and near constant streams of water from the WC Squads blast through the ranks, leaving drenched people everywhere......

Similar events like this occur throught all participating nations, and SLTHIWB(Sattiliete Launched Tatical High Impact Water Ballon) strikes occur on all major cities and goverment officials. All buildings are now moldy and mildewy!!!!

*Pisses on someone when their back is turned and then gets the hell out of there...*

"Crap, i think that was Jedi Knight's leader."

*runs even harder*
*stumbles*
*falls*
*gets a twisted ankle*
*gets up and runs for his life*

Well, Cheez-it (what kind of name is that? You must have a name that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies, not one that makes them laugh at your patheticness) you shall now feel the wrath of the Sith!

* 100 glowering, lightsaber-brandishing dark jedi warriors surround Cheez-it as water balloons pelt Cheez-it from a hovercraft in which the Insane Jedi Knights leader rides*

<Splash!> A stream of water showers Cheez-it as the jedi turn on their lightsabers, which are actually high power water hoses. Death to all who fail to recognize the power of the dark side! Insane Jedi Knights will prevail! :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

Goodbye Cheez-it, it was nice knowing you. Well, actually it wasn't, but I'll send flowers to your funeral anyway. I gotta say, though, you really shoulda thought more carefully before you did that to Insane Jedi Knights leader. And, um, I'm allied with Insane Jedi Knights so don't try doing that to me. You'll be sorrier than you already are, if that's possible.
*Fires a salute to Insane Jedi Knights with super-soakers*
<SPLASH!> A barrage of water balloons is launched at Turner Ward and any other unsuspecting nation out there!

<splashsplash>In comes Giskard Reventlov IIII with his water balloon catapult/slingshot and he starts flinging the waterballoons alll over. <splash>

GR IIII: Wow. This is fun. I should do this more often.

eat ion cannon filled 100% pure sea water cheez-it .it's the closest water supply to my nation.i have water purifiers ya know<splash x 64>

eat ion cannon filled 100% pure sea water cheez-it .it's the closest water supply to my nation.i have water purifiers ya know<splash x 64>


HUH????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????

Khushrenalis airlifts 20000000000 super tankers full of water with his water pokemon - seadra and starmie variants to drop on all nations in the water fight

Sends robots to Cheez-it. I would advise you also not to piss on my leaders b/c I am also (unfornately) allied w/Insane Jedi Knights. So watch out. Turner Ward is going down!!!!!!!!

Just so everybody knows, all the nations in Ptatoe Fried Lobster Land are allied with Insane Jedi Knights.
<Splashx100>
*All opposing nations are now very wet*

i didn't fire it at you

Khushrenalis airlifts 20000000000 super tankers full of water with his water pokemon - seadra and starmie variants to drop on all nations in the water fightyou'll pay for that khushrenalis you'll pay. eat h2o bomb
(it makes a mushroomcloud of WATER and the radiation is STEAM!!!!!!!)

MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

eat ion cannon filled 100% pure sea water cheez-it .it's the closest water supply to my nation.i have water purifiers ya know<splash x 64>


HUH????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????what do you mean by that :?: 8)

eat ion cannon filled 100% pure sea water cheez-it .it's the closest water supply to my nation.i have water purifiers ya know<splash x 64>


HUH????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????what do you mean by that :?: 8)

I do believe that Eccentities did not understand your post.

ok

well, now that we all understand each other, can I attack someone now?
<Splash!> Oops! Sorry about that Eccentricities, my trigger finger was all wet and it slipped. I'm a little splash happy. <Splash!> Sorry Rachel. :o

[quote="Chocolate Paradise"][quote="Eccentrities"][quote=Chocolate Paradise]eat ion cannon filled 100% pure sea water cheez-it .it's the closest water supply to my nation.i have water purifiers ya know<splash x 64>


HUH????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????

As older brother to Chocolate Paradise, (ask him if you don't believe me) let me explain.

What he meant:
"Cheez-it, i fired an Ion cannon at you. Instead of an ion blast, i fired sea water.It is my nations closest water supply, and to drink it, we purify it."
The Ion cannon he means is the GDIs one on the Philidelphia space station. (I think.... :roll: ) Umm.... how did he acquire that????
Anyway, sorry for wasting your time. <splash> Heh heh heh Chocolate Paradise, I got you now.... (an army of modified tanks roll in, armed with
huge water cannons)
Fire!
<SPALOOOSH!>

Suddenly 100 B-52 bobmbers fly over the nation of chez-it and drop hundreds of bombs. all wait to see what happens when the bombs hit the land, but whats this they are filled with10000 gallons of water.



*Sending message to chez-it*
Eat that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm thirsty

:roll: :roll: :roll:
Have a drink then.

Here's to water ballons and ion cannons.

*toasts anyone who is around*
I am in a surprisingly nice mood today. Perhaps I am drunk. Hmm...

*Starts singing "Its 5 o' clock somewhere by Allan Jackson and Jimmy BUffet*

"Pour me something tall and strong,
Make it a hurricane, before I go insane,
Its only half past twelve, but I don't care...
Its five o clock somewhere!"

That is such a great song!!! :D
I'll make Rachel listen to it, and then she will have to admit its a good song and then you to can have something in common and you can stop hating, or extremely disliking, each other. I will threaten her with water balloons if she won't listen to it. <Splash!> Anyone who is around just got very wet! :)

this is way off topic but, Pirates of the Carribean is the best movie! Actually, I'm going to find a way to make that on topic. Um, I am going to attack anyone who didn't like the movie, in the hopes that a water balloon to the head will know some sense into them. The Peculiarities navy is patrolling the waters in recently redecorated ships, looking for people who didnt like the movie. Water cannons are primed and ready to fire. Hee hee. 8)

Come on! Somebody do SOMETHING! I am so bored. <SPLASH!> Anyone wanna fight? COme on, I'm gonna have to start throwing water ballons at my dog, if no one has the guts to join in the fight. Anybody????

Uh Steph, you don't have a dog! And that sounds like a good song. Um, I should probably throw some water balloons, shouldn't I? Ok, I will. *throughs lots of balloons at everyone except the countries of Potato Fried Lobster Land* Ok, this post is pretty pointless, but I was forced into doing this, so yeah. And btw PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Orlando Bloom is HOT without that annoying blond wig!

Ok, this post is pretty pointless, but I was forced into doing this, so yeah. And btw PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Orlando Bloom is HOT without that annoying blond wig!

1. I did not force you to post that.
2. He loks pretty good with blonde hair.
3. I wish I had a dog. Norman is like, my honorary pet. OK?

Oh wow! Insane Jedi Knights is in a good mood?! Miracles can happen. Or maybe aliens took over her body. Yeah, that sounds more likely.

Ok, this post is pretty pointless, but I was forced into doing this, so yeah. And btw PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Orlando Bloom is HOT without that annoying blond wig!

1. I did not force you to post that.
2. He loks pretty good with blonde hair.
3. I wish I had a dog. Norman is like, my honorary pet. OK?

1.Well, you forced me to come here and post something
2. He looks too prissy!
3. Oh,ok.

Ok, this post is pretty pointless, but I was forced into doing this, so yeah. And btw PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Orlando Bloom is HOT without that annoying blond wig!

1. I did not force you to post that.
2. He loks pretty good with blonde hair.
3. I wish I had a dog. Norman is like, my honorary pet. OK?

1.Well, you forced me to come here and post something
2. He looks too prissy!
3. Oh,ok.


1. I did NOT!!!
2. He does not!!!
3. Well, at least you get that.

Ok, this post is pretty pointless, but I was forced into doing this, so yeah. And btw PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Orlando Bloom is HOT without that annoying blond wig!

1. I did not force you to post that.
2. He loks pretty good with blonde hair.
3. I wish I had a dog. Norman is like, my honorary pet. OK?

1.Well, you forced me to come here and post something
2. He looks too prissy!
3. Oh,ok.


1. I did NOT!!!
2. He does not!!!
3. Well, at least you get that.

Ok, before this turns into our own private war, let's cut it out, ok?

P.S. And yes you did and he does!

im hit :cry:

:idea: :!: i will fill the waterballons wth piss and hit 1 per nation.

I PISS ON YALLS NATIONS!!!! :tantrum:


8)

Smokey the dog is going down! Rachel, lets gang up onhim and make him regret filling balloons with piss shall we?
<Splash!>
Wet dog smells awful! :wink:

High power water guns are aimed at Smokey's house. Anything that moves will be shot. :twisted: Look alert troops!

Yes what shall we do to Smokey the dog? Hmm, I think I still have some of those water balloon carrying, squirt gun using evil robots laying around. Yep, found an army of them! Sets them on Smokey, while dropping lots and lots of water balloons. Muhahahaha! We will prevail over the dog that pissed on us! *gets cannons*

Yes what shall we do to Smokey the dog? Hmm, I think I still have some of those water balloon carrying, squirt gun using evil robots laying around. Yep, found an army of them! *Sets them on Smokey, while dropping lots and lots of water balloons.* Muhahahaha! We will prevail over the dog that pissed on us! *gets cannons*

watch out for that dog that is trying to piss on you right now!!!Gah..so many dogs...(boy,am I bored)

I like dogs, when they're not going to the bathroom on people, that is.
My dog likes to play in the hose.

Smokey the Dog is going down! Watch out everyone, I'm scarily hyper!

I get hyper when I eat too much barbeque sauce. Or ice cream. I had barbaqued pork for lunch and ice cream just now.
*throws ice cream at RTA*
FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!

Oooh food fight! *throws applesauce at all countries except the ones in PFLL.* Food fights are fun.
I like food fights.
Do you like food fights?

*cackles gleefully while whipping up some mashed potatoes*
Oh, Rachel...
*throws mashed potatoes in Eccentricities's face*
:twisted:

*throws more and more food* oooh, what's this? A bucket of honey? *throws it over everone.* Hey people, it's raining honey!!!!!!!!!!1

I will sic Insane Jedi Knights on you if you don't watch out!
*throws brussel sprouts and cookies into the hair, spinning around madly*
Can you tell i'm hyper?

*cackles gleefully while whipping up some mashed potatoes*
Oh, Rachel...
*throws mashed potatoes in Eccentricities's face*
:twisted:

*dumps a new bucket of honey all over Steph*

I will sic Insane Jedi Knights on you if you don't watch out!
*throws brussel sprouts and cookies into the hair, spinning around madly*
Can you tell i'm hyper?

Not if I sic Insane Jedi Knights on you first.

Ooh, this is fun, when we're done with our hyper food fight we can throw water balloons to clean up. :D
*throws molasses and barbaque sauce at Eccentricities*
:twisted:
*puddles of pudding fill the streets of Eccentricities*

*sinister laughter fills the room. Monkeys hover over a large bubbling cauldron filled with a lurid shade of hot pink cotton candy.*

*throws lots of gross food at Steph* Hmm, how bout some of that liver and cow tongue? And what's this????? It's AN EGGPLANT PIZZA THAT LANDED SMACK IN HER FACE! Haha. And more pizzas are pouring down on the streets of Peculiarities.

*pink monkeys caper around the room, clutching poofy balls of pink cotton candy. They sacmper off to the Empire of Eccentricities where they bombard the capital city with cotton candy bombs.*
:twisted:
Like how I made eveything pink, cause you can't stand pink? :twisted:

Like how I made eveything pink, cause you can't stand pink? :twisted:

Uh, you can't stand pink either!

*Gets more of her evil robots and sics them on Peculiarities* They are now blocking the entire country with instant oatmeal.

Weather Report for the Empire of Eccentricities:
"The western part of Eccentricities is currently recieving a peculiar type of rain; Lucky Charms cereal! In your neck of the woods we have some even more peculiar weather occurances. There has been a very heavy hail of Reeses Pieces and all the pipes are blocked with peanut butter.
A cold front is rolling in, as the ocean frosts over with Lemon Ice."

*the pink monkey demons of Peculiarities snicker evilly*
:twisted:

HA, ive got you all beat! prepare to be soaked by the Water Balloons!

Hmm, nice retaliation. Thanks for the weather report. 8) Now on to my retaliation. *bomboards Peculiarities w/bananas* The monkeys are distracted!

Did I mention the bananas were posionous? Whoops. The pink monkeys are dying!

A giant hose full of Sprite washes away all the instant oatmeal and blasts the neighboring country of Eccentricities. Hee hee. You cannot beat my evil pink monkeys!

The pink monkeys are demons, you idiot! They don't eat bananas!! Ha!

HA, ive got you all beat! prepare to be soaked by the Water Balloons!

I'm afraid we're busy having a food fight right now. Feel free to join in. We'll go back to throwing water balloons later.
*lobs some green eggs and ham at Water Balloons*

hey no name calling! Hmm, we shall see about this. My robots are now totally destroying Peculiarities, while bombarding it w/food. The monkeys are clueless as what to do. So there. Your country is losing!

Hey Water Balloons, I'll form an alliance with you against Peculiarities.

The pink monkey demons are disabling your brainless robots.
*cotton candy is coating all buildings and clooging pipes in Eccentricities, all hot pink in color.*

Throws fistful of mashed potatos at Peculiarities, while dancing in a pink monkey suit.

Back stabbing, double crossing, lurking, ignoring person! You arte allied with me!!!!!! :evil: :tantrum:

Hey Water Balloons, I'll form an alliance with you against Peculiarities.

sure, lets get him!!!

The robots can't be disabled you moron! When someone trys to disable them they flood the country w/food. Hmm, there's not much left of your country, now is there?

Hey Water Balloons, I'll form an alliance with you against Peculiarities.

sure, lets get him!!!

1. I AM A GIRL!!
2. ECCENTRICITIES IS ALLIED WITH ME!!!
3. INSANE JEDI KNIGHTS IS GOING TO PULVERIZE YOU!!!
4. YOU ARE DEAD!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

*A concoction so foul it cannot be named is launched at Eccentricities and Water Balloons.*

Now you shall feel my wrath Eccentricities. You have turned your back on the alliance of PFLL and now nothing shall stop me from unleashing the power of the Sith on you! :evil:

*throws Force lightning at Eccentricities*

At this very moment my army of clowns is assembling an arsenal of cream pies and a water brigade. You cannot escape my clowns!
Onward troops! Fire at will!

*Clowns invade the cities of Eccentricities and Water Balloons, wrecking havoc and assailing the citizens with pies in the face and buckets of water over doors.*

Thanks Insane Jedi Knights, for your support. At least SOME people honor alliances, unlike certain other people. <cough-Rachel-cough>.

I am now launching the world's second largest water balloon at the armed republic of water balloons. It lands and bursts, spraying the nation oF Water Balloons with, PINK MONKEY DEMONS?!!!!!!

*pink monkeys scamper around the city, causing destuction and chaos everywhere.(isn't chaos a cool word?) They destroy all of Water Balloons food supplies so that it has no resources to continue fighting with.*

By the way, the perimeter of Peculiarites is patrolled day and night by S.W.A.T. teams and sniffer dogs. The Rogue Nation of Peculiarites is completely inaccessible to any enemy forces. (isn't S.W.A.T. a cool word?)

[quote="Peculiarities"]Thanks Insane Jedi Knights, for your support. At least SOME people honor alliances, unlike certain other people. <cough-Rachel-cough>.

May I remind you that you attacked me first in your danged food fight? I was honoring the alliance and all, but you had to throw food at me! So I reataliated.

I have an idea, Water Balloons, stop attacking Pecukliarities and join our alliance. (Besides, you son't want Insane Jedi Knights on the opposite side of you) Also, Peuliarities is a GIRL. Good God, first in the SW forum and now in here. SHE is a GIRL. Ok, Steph/Peculiarities and Insane Jedi Knights, can we PLEASE forgive and forget and repair our alliance? Please?

(This post is gonna get me in a lot of trouble, isn't it?)

[quote=Peculiarities]Thanks Insane Jedi Knights, for your support. At least SOME people honor alliances, unlike certain other people. <cough-Rachel-cough>.

May I remind you that you attacked me first in your danged food fight? I was honoring the alliance and all, but you had to throw food at me! So I reataliated.

I have an idea, Water Balloons, stop attacking Pecukliarities and join our alliance. (Besides, you son't want Insane Jedi Knights on the opposite side of you) Also, Peuliarities is a GIRL. Good God, first in the SW forum and now in here. SHE is a GIRL. Ok, Steph/Peculiarities and Insane Jedi Knights, can we PLEASE forgive and forget and repair our alliance? Please?

(This post is gonna get me in a lot of trouble, isn't it?)


Well, I forgive you. I'm really touched, ya know. Alliance is repaired. :D

Now. back to the water balloon war.
<splash> armor plated tanks are approaching the border of Turner Ward's nation. Streams of water soak his defenses. <splash> Has anyone noticed how much I dislike Turner Ward? :twisted:

Now. back to the water balloon war.
<splash> armor plated tanks are approaching the border of Turner Ward's nation. Streams of water soak his defenses. <splash> Has anyone noticed how much I dislike Turner Ward? :twisted:

Uh, don't we all dislike Turner Ward? You should set your demonic pink monkeys on him. They can drop water balloons all over.

moo

moo

What is that supposed to mean? Moo? What kind of a declaration of attack is that?

<SPLASH!>

*launches water balloon at Choc. Paradise*

Come on, I need someone to attack!

*sighs and goes back to stockpiling water balloons for future use*

if something interesting doesn't happen soon, I will be forced to start singing! And that would be bad.

*reviews mental list of country music that can be sung in horribly off-key voice*

Well, let's see, there's Garth Brooks, Jo Dee Messina, Patty Loveless, Emerson Drive, the list goes on and on.

*begins to juggle with water balloons, singing a song about pirates*

Yo-ho, yo-ho, something something, oh give me something and really bad eggs, a pirates life for me! da dum, da dum, now show me that horizon!

Ok, so I don't know all the words. So sue me.
We could do with a bit of excitement here.

*goes back to devolaping new water guns and stockpiling water balloons*

hey, Peculiarities, wanna teach me how to juggle?

Okay, juggling lessons will commence.

*begins juggling lesson*

<Splash!> Eek! maybe we should have used real balls, not water balloons. :)

I'm not in denial...
...I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept.

[quote="Insane Jedi Knights"]Yo-ho, yo-ho, something something, oh give me something and really bad eggs, a pirates life for me! da dum, da dum, now show me that horizon!
quote]

I think it goes something like this.

Yo-ho Yo-ho don't know this part we're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs, a pirates life for me.

Hey Peculiarities, don't get yourself too wet while juggling. :P

For some odd reason I just felt like posting that. :D What can I say, I'm psycho!

duh your psycho. but aren't we all psycho? * throws water balloon at no one in particular*

Oh, that's how it goes. Uh, I knew that! Really.
yeah, can we use nice soft balls so I don't get too hurt? I don't think my future is in juggling. But you know, perhaps we could teach it to my army of clowns... :twisted:

hey, someone needs to come here so I can attack them water balloons.

actually I only knew that b/c i saw the movie again last night. Now, how about thase juggling lessons?

The power of the Sith is unbeatable! Never underestimate the power of the dark side! Since, there's no one here to attack, I'm going to practice my boasting and intimidating.

*bellows*

Resistence is useless!!! 42!!!

*evil sneer*

now my evil Vogan poetry! Mwahahaha! Oops, that's not Star Wars. Uh, power to the Hitchhiker's Guide!

Oh, that's how it goes. Uh, I knew that! Really.
yeah, can we use nice soft balls so I don't get too hurt? I don't think my future is in juggling. But you know, perhaps we could teach it to my army of clowns... :twisted:

than we can teach the pink monkey demons and my robots......

I don't quite understand this pink monkey demon thing???

The Hitchhiker's guide rocks! I only read the first three books though.

Well, you really must read them all. Douglas Adams is a brilliant man.

I don't quite understand this pink monkey demon thing???

the pink monkeys are Peculiarities. well, I'm allied w/them too, now. but, argh. this isn't much of an explaination is it? sorry, i have a really bad headache. headaches are evil.

Captain Archie Wobert looked on silently as the first of the Ark Anachy's Sea Fox attack planes was attached to the catapult.

"You I don't know if we're doing the right thing. Should we get involved? What will be the consiquences?"

"Sir?" The young midshipman looked at him blankly. "It's just a bit of fun sir, all we're going to do is fly over and drop 50 tons of cold sago pudding on everyone."

"God damn it", Wobert said gripping the binicle with snow white knuckles, "all wars start that way, ww2 started out as an innocent beer fight Young adolf had with some communist students in a Munich bar. Would waterloo still have happened if Napoleon hadn't flicked some peas at Blucher?"

First officer Goldberg looked sadly at the ships doctor who gently laid his hand on the officers shoulder.

"It's Ok sir, just come to sick bay for a lay down, you've been over doing it."

Goldberg watched him go. Then with out a pause turned to the tannoy mic. "Ok here we go boys."

The tannoy crackled a reply. "What are our targets sir?"

Goldberg smiled, "Your targets? EVERYBODY"

I shall crush all opposition! Mwahahaha! Tremble before my might!

Do you think that was intimidating enough? Or should there be more exclamation marks?

i will read them all. as soon as i find them in the library. and he is brilliant.

*sends evil clown army toward Nadoskor*

you shall be pulverized by my superior army.

I shall crush all opposition! Mwahahaha! Tremble before my might!

Do you think that was intimidating enough? Or should there be more exclamation marks?

Lots of exclamation marks are always good. ATTACK NADASKOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *calls on evil robots*

my pink monkey demons have been dying for a chance to attack someone! yes!

*releases monkeys*

I almost pity Nadoskor, but ya know, I don't like being a target, i prefer to be the one doing the targeting.

I am wishy-washy, I cannot make up my mind.

Hmm, evil robots, evil monkeys, AND evil clowns. Don't you just LOVE the alliance of PFLL? *evil laugher*

The tight formation of Sea Foxes streak overhead discharging their sago pudding,

"We've got clowns sir, loads of them and they are heading this way."

--

In the war Room Defence minister Leroy Winston - Smith, turned down his Eddie Grant CD and smiled.
"Thing is these clowns, aint got no boats with them, and we are an Island so they offer no immediate threat. But mobilse the reserve and break out the white wash just in case."

The tight formation of Sea Foxes streak overhead discharging their sago pudding,

"We've got clowns sir, loads of them and they are heading this way."

--

In the war Room Defence minister Leroy Winston - Smith, turned down his Eddie Grant CD and smiled.
"Thing is these clowns, aint got no boats with them, and we are an Island so they offer no immediate threat. But mobilse the reserve and break out the white wash just in case."

Double post. it's been hard to post here alnight. either wont register or it doubles?!!?

My pink monkeys are excellent swimmers. And that post about the guard system of PFLL still stands.

*Launches submarine manned by robots on loan from Eccentricities*

you got more than clowns, nadoskor. WE WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!! *lauches water balloons crazily*

What makes you think my clowns don't have boats? I have said time and time again, NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

*evil clowns ride toward Nadaskor on heavilt armed pirate ships*
(i'm slightly obsessed with that movie)

im not crazy im just a little unwell
and i know right now you cant tell
but stick around and maybe you'll see a different side of me
im not crazy im just a little impaired
and i know right now you dont care
but soon enough you're gonna think of me
and how i used to be

*starts singing in attempts that the horribliness of it will drive nadaskors sea foxes away*

What does Sago pudding taste like? If it tastes good, then perhaps this could be used to my advantage.

nice try, but i don't think your voice can be that horrible.

my voice is that horrible.

*begins singing country music*

oh yes it can. ask Peculiarities. I suck horribly.

Eccentricities isn't that bad. besides, she's an excellent dancer.

cough-integral even-cough

what else can i sing?

so my, my this here anakin guy
may be vader some day later but now he's just a smally fry
he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
singing soon im gonna be a jedi

soon im gonna be a jedi

Eccentricities isn't that bad. besides, she's an excellent dancer.

cough-integral even-cough

STEPHANIE I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Eccentricities isn't that bad. besides, she's an excellent dancer.

cough-integral even-cough

STEPHANIE I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


What? Its a compliment.

*begins to edge slowly away*

Eccentricities isn't that bad. besides, she's an excellent dancer.

cough-integral even-cough

STEPHANIE I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


What? Its a compliment.

*begins to edge slowly away*

yes, but you said that word. and i DO suck. and you're an excellent dancer too and you know it! well, at least i do.

Eccentricities isn't that bad. besides, she's an excellent dancer.

cough-integral even-cough

STEPHANIE I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


What? Its a compliment.

*begins to edge slowly away*

yes, but you said that word. and i DO suck. and you're an excellent dancer too and you know it! well, at least i do.

The pirate ships approach the coast, and steaming there to meet them is the coastal defence cruiser Thunderchild. A huge water ballon smashes into her for deck humiliating the crew of 'a' turret, another washes the ships pardres wig off, yet still she comes, her guns aimed at the heart of the pirate fleet.

Suddenly with ballons bursting around her a fulsade of Pease Pudding (a traditional english dish from london made from chick peas) is fired in a dealy arc towards the evil clowns.....

The pirate ships approach the coast, and steaming there to meet them is the coastal defence cruiser Thunderchild. A huge water ballon smashes into her for deck humiliating the crew of 'a' turret, another washes the ships pardres wig off, yet still she comes, her guns aimed at the heart of the pirate fleet.

Suddenly with ballons bursting around her a fulsade of Pease Pudding (a traditional english dish from london made from chick peas) is fired in a dealy arc towards the evil clowns.....

haven't noticed the monkeys and robots yet, have you????

*sings the pirate song some more*

The pirate ships approach the coast, and steaming there to meet them is the coastal defence cruiser Thunderchild. A huge water ballon smashes into her for deck humiliating the crew of 'a' turret, another washes the ships pardres wig off, yet still she comes, her guns aimed at the heart of the pirate fleet.

Suddenly with ballons bursting around her a fulsade of Pease Pudding (a traditional english dish from london made from chick peas) is fired in a dealy arc towards the evil clowns.....

What's this? the troops of Nadaskor go to load their guns with treacle and find their food stores severely depleted and spoiled. The pink monkey demons strike again!!

*low reconaissance aircraft swoop low over the Nadaskor cruiser and barrage it with water balloons and molassas.*

Farewell everybody!

*trumpets sound and bells ring as Peculiarities leaves the battlefield*

Have a nice day everyone!

*sends water balloons Nadaskor's way*

The thunderchild is stick and withdraws from battle

"Sshhs It's gonna be a helluva job cleaning this tomorrow"

As she retreats her hastily adapted anti aircaft guns shoot toothpaste skywards splattering the attacking aircraft.

Meanwhile on the beeches 70 of the nations newest battle tank the massive 180 ton 'Maus' role into possition hatches closed, white wash cannons at the ready, all over the nations house wives, children and old men all of whom recieve basic geurilla warfare training (as posted elsewhere on this board) ready their jelly bombs, custard grenades, cold soup sprays and cream bun morters.

Elsewhere large bails of sweet smelling herbs are being manouvered into possition each one has a smiling rastafarian crouched behind it lighter in hand. This bit is gonna be fun.

The thunderchild is stick and withdraws from battle

"Sshhs It's gonna be a helluva job cleaning this tomorrow"

As she retreats her hastily adapted anti aircaft guns shoot toothpaste skywards splattering the attacking aircraft.

Meanwhile on the beeches 70 of the nations newest battle tank the massive 180 ton 'Maus' role into possition hatches closed, white wash cannons at the ready, all over the nations house wives, children and old men all of whom recieve basic geurilla warfare training (as posted elsewhere on this board) ready their jelly bombs, custard grenades, cold soup sprays and cream bun morters.

Elsewhere large bails of sweet smelling herbs are being manouvered into possition each one has a smiling rastafarian crouched behind it lighter in hand. This bit is gonna be fun.


This is a WATER BALLOON WAR, not a food fight. I know at one point it kinda degenerated into a food fight, but that was just cause I was feeling hyper, but it really is a water balloon war. So throw water balloons! Or any kind of water gun. Besides, all your food sounds disgusting. If you HAVE to use food, make it good food. When I started this war, I wanted it to be fun. Not a throw-up fest. Um, no offense if you actually like that food. I've never had that stuff, so I don't know what its really like.

The thunderchild is stick and withdraws from battle

"Sshhs It's gonna be a helluva job cleaning this tomorrow"

As she retreats her hastily adapted anti aircaft guns shoot toothpaste skywards splattering the attacking aircraft.

Meanwhile on the beeches 70 of the nations newest battle tank the massive 180 ton 'Maus' role into possition hatches closed, white wash cannons at the ready, all over the nations house wives, children and old men all of whom recieve basic geurilla warfare training (as posted elsewhere on this board) ready their jelly bombs, custard grenades, cold soup sprays and cream bun morters.

Elsewhere large bails of sweet smelling herbs are being manouvered into possition each one has a smiling rastafarian crouched behind it lighter in hand. This bit is gonna be fun.


This is a WATER BALLOON WAR, not a food fight. I know at one point it kinda degenerated into a food fight, but that was just cause I was feeling hyper, but it really is a water balloon war. So throw water balloons! Or any kind of water gun. Besides, all your food sounds disgusting. If you HAVE to use food, make it good food. When I started this war, I wanted it to be fun. Not a throw-up fest. Um, no offense if you actually like that food. I've never had that stuff, so I don't know what its really like.

Grrr! Stupid site! I did not intend to post double there.

*vents frustration by bombarding Nadaskor's preperations with lemon flavored water balloons.*

well, actually the jelly bombs sound kinda good.

well, actually the jelly bombs sound kinda good.


jelly? well, depends on the flaver, I guess. Now, ice cream bombs... :D

lemon flavored water balloons? now THAT sounds good. it would be great with some sugar too.

well, actually the jelly bombs sound kinda good.


jelly? well, depends on the flaver, I guess. Now, ice cream bombs... :D

mmmm, cheesecake bombs, now im hungry!!!!!!

why not lime i mean that would be....... <SPLASH> :evil:

lime, that is also a good idea.

*throws water balloons at Fodania*

*splash* well sort of. i hit Fondania w/one of those cheesecake balloons.

Rt Hon Arthur P Loony, (Minister for silly entertainment) issue the following statement.

We appologise for the food fighting, but one of our reconosence (sic) planes spotted a food fight and so we decided to join in order to test some our defence tactics in a non fatal way, but if your forces wish to continue with water based tactics we are more than happy to comply.

*Pulls out soda syphon and squirts nearest pink demon in face*

Rt Hon Arthur P Loony, (Minister for silly entertainment) issue the following statement.

We appologise for the food fighting, but one of our reconosence (sic) planes spotted a food fight and so we decided to join in order to test some our defence tactics in a non fatal way, but if your forces wish to continue with water based tactics we are more than happy to comply.

*Pulls out soda syphon and squirts nearest pink demon in face*

*catapults more balloons at Nadoskar and Fondania* this is fun! *lets loose the robots* PFLL WILL PREVAIL!!!!!!

*catapults more balloons at Nadoskar and Fondania* this is fun! *lets loose the robots* PFLL WILL PREVAIL!!!!!! :P

Rt Hon Arthur P Loony, (Minister for silly entertainment) issue the following statement.

We appologise for the food fighting, but one of our reconosence (sic) planes spotted a food fight and so we decided to join in order to test some our defence tactics in a non fatal way, but if your forces wish to continue with water based tactics we are more than happy to comply.

*Pulls out soda syphon and squirts nearest pink demon in face*

pink MONKEY demon! Monkey! You don't have to say they're demons, that's a given, but ya gotta say they're pink monkeys. Oh, apology accecpted.

*throws one last balloon at Nadoskar and Fondania* it was fun! sadly, i gotta go do all my stinkin homework. *sets more robots loose w/new improved squirt guns*

oh well if you cant win, then might as well play along and make the best of it right? (*picks up cheesecake baloon and takes a bite*) hey this isnt that bad <PLASH> damn.... (*throws multiflavored baloons in all directions with no particular target*) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA :twisted:

We too have to withdraw as we are having server problems at Battlefield HQ (OOC- the servers about to go down) So it's been a hoot, and shame we never got to use our riot control water cannon on you, still the time will come.

I also must withdraw because I, too, have homework. :cry:

*throws last water balloon at no one in particular and leaves.*

hey, is anyone here? *luanches water balloons at random places*

Yeehaw! Homework done!

*throws lime flavored water balloon at Fodania*

cool! im hungry. lets ahve another food fight so i can eat. :P

sure, why not?

*throws peach cobbler at Rachel*

where's Nadaskor? he likes food fights. or she.

*throws a lemon flavered ball w/sugar up in the air and attempts to catch it in her mouth, but it splatters her face*

yuck..... *licks* well, it tastes good :P

oooooh, peach cobbler *eats it* *throws some ice cream at steph and eats the rest*

*bombards Eccentricities with strawberries*

oooh, yummy strawbwerries! *dumps a bucket of jelly over peculiarities*

um, I could have passed on the jelly.

I thought this was a water balloon war. :?:

"Attention! March, two, three, four,..."

*The rigorous training of the Insane Jedi Knights Clone army continues day after day.*

"Halt! Prepare water grenades. Fire at will!"

*water balloons rain down on the opposing squad*

"Return fire, you cowardly scum!"

"Ready the fire hose, troops!"

*A stream of water is directed by the other team*

Afterwards...
"Good fight, my man."

*the two team leaders shake hands*

"I'd say we're ready for just about anything"

"May the Force be with you."

"And you."

setting: A dark and shadowy room. Two cloaked figures sit at a table. A small data disk is between them.

"This disk contains plans for the greatest weapon since the Death Star."
The other figure is silent.
Neither moves to take it.
"We'd be invincible if we built it."
Still the other says nothing.
"There is one weakness, though."
Silence is his only answer.

~At this point we will pause for a commercial break in which I will advertise Potatoe Fried Lobster Land. Its a great region. You should move there.~

"It would be an excellent defense for Potatoe Fried Lobster Land."
His companion still says nothing.
"No one would be able to harm our region."
He waits for a response.
The other person gives a start and stares at the one who'd been speaking.
"What?"

Iwonder what the secret weapon is...

*realizes troops need a lot of training to keep up with Jedi Knights*

Okay, Uh...Military speak...blah..blah...fire at will...blah...blah...attack!....blah....blah...

There, I think that should be plenty of training.

Get to filling those balloons you lazy bums!

Oh, yeah! Go Potatoe Fried Lobster Land!

I thought this was a water balloon war. :?:

Yeah, but I got hungry so we started another food fight.

*starts yelling out orders* "fill water balloons! load those cannons! get those robots!" I suck at this, but its ok. *bomboards nearest country with water balloons*

*also wonders what the weapan is* or is the whole thing just a hoax?

I think there is a real weapon.

*sends pink monkeys to be nosy and find out what it is*

now we wait...

*kicks back and relaxes in reclining chair*

Of course its a real weapon. Just possibly not what you think it is.
and allies don't spy on allies.

*sends some clowns out to divert the monkeys*

*sends in robots to the area just cause she feels like it* actually i have a better idea *disguises herself as a clown and joins the group*

the two cloaked figures are sitting at that table again, with the same data disk between them.

"Should we build it?"
"I guess. we might as well."
"Oh, so you're awake now."
"Yeah. what are we talking about again?"
"Argh!" The first speaker runs out of the room, leaving the other with the disk. He leans forward and inserts it into a computer.
"Wonder what this does..."

*presses 'start construction sequence'*

"Well, I guess we're building whatever he was talking about."

*sits back and drinks Jawa Juice he stole from someone at another message board*

Jawa Juice!!!

*Begins to re-evaluate Peculiarities defenses and amplify the power of everything*

since that secret weapon thing is being built, I wanna be prepared.
and allies don't use secret weapons on allies.

I have all these water balloons and no one to attack with them. I might as well go do homework!

*sigh*

Who to attack? Its such a tough decision. Eccentricities, wanna scrimage?
I'd scrimage with Jedi Knights, but I don't think my pride could survive such a beating. :)

<Splash>
Demo-Bobylon has put ink in the water. They are banned under the UN chemical weapons act.
We cheat.

Who to attack? Its such a tough decision. Eccentricities, wanna scrimage?
I'd scrimage with Jedi Knights, but I don't think my pride could survive such a beating. :)

I might go easy on you. we are allied after all. and i won't be using my secret weapon on anyone in PFLL. The idiot had to go start building it. No one in the executive committee really planned on building it. Clearly we need a better system of command. how bout...Whatever i say goes, and if you disobey-a short drop and a sudden stop!

<Splash>
Demo-Bobylon has put ink in the water. They are banned under the UN chemical weapons act.
We cheat.

yes! someone to attack!

*throws newly devolaped orange flavored water balloons in tie-dye balloons at Demo-Boblyn*

a short drop and a sudden stop!

Pirates of the Carribean!!! I love that movie!

*throws confetti to celebrate POTC*

<Splash>
Demo-Bobylon has put ink in the water. They are banned under the UN chemical weapons act.
We cheat.

LOUD, RIGHTOUS VOICE: Nobody likes a cheater.

I Love Cheaters!!! :twisted:

Hippos is prabably a cheater also.

*throws balloon at hippos*

I don't feel like typing lots of superior sounding, big words , so everyone, just scroll back a few pages till you get an idea of how i usually sound and <insert here>. ok?

*attacks Demo-Boblyn vicously*

look at all my nice clowns. there they go with their nice fire hoses and nice buckets of water...

I don't usually talk like this, but tis too much trouble to think right now.

Yay someone to attack!!!! *starts bombarding hippo and flemo* *sets neon green and orange elephants on them also* the elephants have replaced my robots b/c the robots were getting annoying.

<Splash>
Demo-Bobylon has put ink in the water. They are banned under the UN chemical weapons act.
We cheat.

LOUD, RIGHTOUS VOICE: Nobody likes a cheater.

Not trying to sound like an echo or broken record or anything, but I agree. No one wants a cheater.

I think we scared away Demo-Boblyn.
My amazing tactical ability awed him so much he died of shock. :twisted:

I think we scared away Demo-Boblyn.
My amazing tactical ability awed him so much he died of shock. :twisted:

Haha. I'm so glad I'm on the same side as you. So...... what IS this secret weapon that is being built?????

But now we have no one to attack. We need an opponent!!!!!!!

Haha. I'm so glad I'm on the same side as you. So...... what IS this secret weapon that is being built?????

i wouldn't want you to die of amazement. I cannot tell.

Hmm, that's a comforting thought. Sort of.

Yay!! Water balloon fight!!!

*bombs Demo-Bobylon and Flatulent Hippos with bombs containing concentrated dihydrogen monoxide*

Yeehaw! New enemy!

*shoots Durnac with super soaker xxx200*

I love my water ballon war. :D

*ponders her stockpile of water guns*

I have a lot of weapons. Maybe I should donate them to Goodwill or something...

*looks at her last two posts*

Wow, I must be REALLY bored.

I am really bored if I'm posting about how bored I am. I need someone to attack. Or someone to talk to.

*borrows Jedi Knight's clown and begins organizing a circus.*

so...we've got clowns, I'll contribute some of my jugglers, we can use Eccentricities elephants, my pink monkey demons...anyone have any magicians I can use? We'll be performing all week. Don't think you can attack while my back is turned, though, the Big Top will be full of water balloons and water guns. Armed security gaurds will be patrolling. Lets see... we can have Drama Club perform something, and Clown Ministry...and mimes...any other suggestions? If the circus turns out good it could become an annual Peculiarities thing.

it occurs to me, tht I need rides.
so, we'll have a ferris wheel, a coulpe roller coaster, even though I ahte roller coasters, um, several water rides...what else?
And a great big area where you can have water balloon target practice.
and a mechanical bull.

and country music blasting on the speakers everywhere. Cause country music rocks!!!!

well, I must say that I think this circus is a truly brilliant idea. Actually, I'm just as bored as you, which may be why I approve of the circus. You may find it advisable to keep a close eye on my clowns. They are slightly unbalanced, from all those years of being benovolent amusements.

A mechanical bull does sound fun. I have never been on one myself, but there is one in theis old movies I saw, I forget the title, but it looked fun.

There was a mechanical bull at the country jam. It looked like fun. I thought about going on it but I used all my money on a cowboy hat. Well, most of it anyhow. Ya know what else you should have Steph? KAREOKE!! Or however you spell it. Hmm, what else can we add to the circus...... How about bunjee jumping? And I can unbang people!!! Hehe.. :P

well, I must say that I think this circus is a truly brilliant idea. Actually, I'm just as bored as you, which may be why I approve of the circus. You may find it advisable to keep a close eye on my clowns. They are slightly unbalanced, from all those years of being benovolent amusements.

This is driving me nuts. How do you pronounce benovolent? Bleh, I can't speak at all.

*we can have Drama Club perform something, and Clown Ministry...and mimes....

Um, Clown Ministry AND mimes? Am I the only one who spots some redundancy here? Is that even a word? Well it is now!

OOC: Bah, I've had modem problems, schoolwork, I co-run a game server, co-run a site, etc. I havent been here for QUITE a while. And I really enjoyed this thread too :P. So, if its aight, ya mind if I pretty much say I upped my forces while away? (still allied with Jedi Knights, at least I hope I am :P).

IC: After being chased off the battlefield early in WW1 (Water War 1: What Trithilonia is personally calling it :P) Trithilonia has returned.

"Whats the status? Info on the enemy? Any new technologies?" *consults his advisors* "Really now...interesting...perhaps that will be useful. For both us and our Allies."

OOC: and I've seen POTC as well, though thats an old subject to bring up now that its past :P

*edited for typo's...(bangs the life out of his keyboard) Die! Die! Die!*

hey there trithilonia! nice to see you again. ya know, I'm really touched that you enjoy my thread. <sniff, sniff>

you're probably still allied with Insane Jedi Knights because they're very loyal about alliances and stuff.

um...I don't know who the current enemy is but the most recent developments have been my circus and flavored water balloons(don't ask) :D

<splash>
*sends of a volley of water balloons to celebrate the return of trithilonia.*

Of course we are still allied, trithilonia. I would never turn my back on an ally. I am pleased to see you've come back here. It gives us lots of time to plan our attacks and exchange tactical data. Welcome back. Its cool that you co-run a website. :)

Thanks, its difficult and demanding, lol.

IC:"Well," the President says, over a phone conversation with Jedi Knights, "We have new technology that we have been developing for quite some time... I have sent you a telegram about the info, you should be receiving it shortly. This singly unit, designed to be able to fight and live against incredible odds, and out technicians have already determined it to be able to convert into a non-lethal device for this war."

OOC: This is something I have been thinking of using for a while, and I began gathering info on it quite a ways back...unfortunately, there was not much info to gather, lol. Let me know what you think of it Jedi.

Trithilonia, that is excellent, just excellent.
*rubs hands together and cackles*
its certainly a step up from my outdated clowns...perhaps I should do something about that... :twisted:

Trithilonia, that is excellent, just excellent.
*rubs hands together and cackles*
its certainly a step up from my outdated clowns...perhaps I should do something about that... :twisted:

Why do I not like the sound of that?

*crashes another plane into the area* hehe. this is very fun!!! :P

*crashes another hijacked plane into the area* hehe. this is very fun!!! :P

If you keep crashing Insane Jedi Knights's planes, you might find youself at the bottom of the ocean, DEAD!

who said anything about these being Insane Jedi Knight's planes. Nah, I stole the planes from someone else this time.

who said anything about these being Insane Jedi Knight's planes. Nah, I stole the planes from someone else this time.

you're toast if it was my plane! :evil:

*crashes another hijacked plane into the area* hehe. this is very fun!!! :P

If you keep crashing Insane Jedi Knights's planes, you might find youself at the bottom of the ocean, DEAD!
Normally I would worry but
a)the most recent one wasn't Inasane Jedi Knight's plane
and
b) we are allied and I quote "I never turn my back on an ally" so there.

*launches water ICBM at Eccentricities* SPPPLLLLLAAAAASSSSHHHHH!!!!!

http://www.epa.gov/owow/nps/kids/splash.gif


we underestimated the power of our water ICBM. sorry. thankfully there were no casualties...

http://www.ccrh.org/comm/sand/images/flood.jpg

who said anything about these being Insane Jedi Knight's planes. Nah, I stole the planes from someone else this time.

you're toast if it was my plane! :evil:

uh oh. um, I gotta go. *takes off like lightning with her elephants to help protect her*

*launches water ICBM at Eccentricities* SPPPLLLLLAAAAASSSSHHHHH!!!!!

http://www.epa.gov/owow/nps/kids/splash.gif

cool picture! *sets elephants and water balloons on Shing Lo*

ya know, Shing-lo, I'm supposed to be allied with Eccentricities, but she just crashed one of my planes, and well, heehee, that was a funny post...heeheee
*dissolves into laughter*

*quickly organizes troops* We are now ready for anything. Except, aerial attacks, ground attacks, underwater attacks, underground attacks, fires, earthquakes, volcanoes...etc. etc.

SHING-LO YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST CAUSE I HAVENT FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE FANCY BANNERS DOESNT MEAN YOUR NATION ISNT FLOODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i feel better now. *lauches attack on Shing-lo*

reporter dude: whoa, i've never seen anything like it. bright neon colored elephants shooting water everywhere. Shing-lo is goin down the drain......

*crashes another hijacked plane into the area* hehe. this is very fun!!! :P

If you keep crashing Insane Jedi Knights's planes, you might find youself at the bottom of the ocean, DEAD!
Normally I would worry but
a)the most recent one wasn't Inasane Jedi Knight's plane
and
b) we are allied and I quote "I never turn my back on an ally" so there.

How dare you quote me and get it wrong!! Its, "I would never turn my back on an ally."
You missed a word!

And you are going to be so sorry you crashed my plane! Although...that was the decoy plane...so the whole purpose of the plane was for the enemy to crash it and kill themselves, not me...so, perhaps I will let you off this time. BUT IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, MY CLONE TROOPERS WILL CRUSH YOU!

P.S. my secret weapon is really easy to guess, if you're smart enough. And if you've ever seen Star Wars. :twisted:

I have produced a water balloon of mass wettification. I now have 20,000 of these, which I sell to all other countries in NS. We now have millions of WoMW. This enters a MAD area, with everyone's fingers ready to fire.
This is known as the Dry War.