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Pretty simple thread really, for the purposes of reminiscing. My best memory is a simple one - Neo-anarchists. All of her. I was thinking of the last time I was really around this site and it made me stupidly nostalgic for back then. I say stupidly because I really shouldn't feel nostalgic. I remember staying up til the sun rose talking with people, some of whom are vanished, some are still around, and I got a lot of help with things that were bringing me down. Thanks NSG. :)

Buuut that's not a question, is it? Oh no. the question is, what do you, brave reader, remember most fondly of your time on NSG?

Read my sig.

Read my sig.

Meeting my wife.:)

Talk about colossal copouts. Start getting sentimental and/or nostalgic or lose an eye. *glowers*

edit: THAT'S THE SPIRIT JIM. More of this stuff please.

Talk about colossal copouts. Start getting sentimental and/or nostalgic or lose an eye. *glowers*

Hey.....

Edit: Thank you, Jordaxia.

Meeting my wife.:)

Seriously?

Meeting Bitchkitten. I miss her. :(

Seriously?

Yes.

Back when Iran was testing those new missiles a couple-3 years ago, I was very concerned about our Navy in the Gulf until LG convinced me that the Navy can take care of themselves, even under those circumstances. He is pretty dependable when the tough questions surface.

And I like 'splainin global warming to those that had all that junk science (funded by oil companies) thrown in their face.
:D

I have a rather fond memory of dueling UR6 for the affections of Roan. We fought with sillystring. I won (he left the field of honor), then after chasing him around the forum, he returns to the field of honor, whereupon, I thrashed him again.:D

The people. I met some really good people I consider friends on teh NSG.

I also remember fondly the first thread about the Georgia-Russia conflict. For the first day, when the news was just breaking, there were a few of us scouring the internet for every news article and update we could find. We all put together our views and sources and produced a pretty concise view of the battlefield. It was like collaborative real time blogging. It was really informative and useful.

Then, like every other NSG thread, it degraded into Biggest Dickery. But it was good for about the first quarter of the thread.

The people. I met some really good people I consider friends on teh NSG.

I also remember fondly the first thread about the Georgia-Russia conflict. For the first day, when the news was just breaking, there were a few of us scouring the internet for every news article and update we could find. We all put together our views and sources and produced a pretty concise view of the battlefield. It was like collaborative real time blogging. It was really informative and useful.

Then, like every other NSG thread, it degraded into Biggest Dickery. But it was good for about the first quarter of the thread.

Quite agreed.

Quite agreed.

Yeah. I wouldn't have came back if it wasn't for the fact that the people here rock. I can, after all, get my fill of neverending cyclic arguments by just speaking to my girlfriend. Who I should have made sure I wasn't watching when I typed that. >>

Yeah. I wouldn't have came back if it wasn't for the fact that the people here rock. I can, after all, get my fill of neverending cyclic arguments by just speaking to my girlfriend. Who I should have made sure I wasn't watching when I typed that. >>

Busted.:tongue:

Sadly, most of those I consider friends have moved on. Luckily I have held on to a few.

I have too many fond memories to just list one.

When Drunk Commies started a thread because he was worried I was going to get modded for deulling with his alter ego Jesussaves. Creating HerPower and planning with DC to have her fall in love with Jesussaves.

Getting to know certain people better...I didn't MSN or send many TGs in those days so it was new for me and really changed the way I thought about the posters I interacted with. Jordi, Nad and Dobbs are among the first people I actually talked to outside of the open forum, and now that Jordi and Nad are back, it sort of feels like home again. I've got Dobbs over at UMP, so all is well :D

Meeting who has become one of my best friends ever, Sumamba Buwhan, who I've now visited three times. He's also my on-call shrink.

Ha, thinking Occidio Multus was a blonde man, and getting my liver handed to me for it. She was awesome!

Fighting with Fass and then realising that I really, really enjoy his style. I remember him bitching me out a long time ago about going soft. I appreciated it.

Coming back after my suicide-by-mod and meeting Neo Art. Wasn't always pretty, but it was always interesting.

Helping to found UMP when Drunk Commies was finally declared DoS. That place has become my real home, and of course, it helped me find GoG, who I love more than bacon.

I've got a lot of memories here, and most of them are attached to certain people, so yeah. *sniff* Got some dust in my eye or something.

I've experienced nothing particularly memorable.

I've experienced nothing particularly memorable.

That's cuz you're a big black hole of suck. Redundant, but true.

That's cuz you're a big black hole of suck. Redundant, but true.

This makes me sad. Sad like a fox.

That's cuz you're a big black hole of suck. Redundant, but true.

I concur, Doctor.

I concur, Doctor.

On the other hand, black holes are cool. I am cool.

On the other hand, black holes are cool. I am cool.

But they also suck. Ergo, suckage. Although it is your right to contend that sucking is, in fact, cool.

I've experienced nothing particularly memorable.

n00b.

That's cuz you're a big black hole of suck. Redundant, but true.

LMAO

On the other hand, black holes are cool. I am cool.

Debatable.

But they also suck. Ergo, suckage. Although it is your right to contend that sucking is, in fact, cool.

Surely it depends on the object being sucked? Cocksucking is cool to a gay man.

n00b.


Hardly. My original nation is a full year older than yours, my friend.

Surely it depends on the object being sucked? Cocksucking is cool to a gay man.

And to straight women.

Surely it depends on the object being sucked? Cocksucking is cool to a gay man.

Suckage on a cosmic scale is an objective thing. There hath no gay man that would agree to cocksuckage via singularity.

Suckage on a cosmic scale is an objective thing. There hath no gay man that would agree to cocksuckage via singularity.

I beg to differ. A cosmic blowjob? Even the name sounds awesome!

I beg to differ. A cosmic blowjob? Even the name sounds awesome!

One problem. One would never get his organ back. A blowjob via singularity would be, quite literally, suckage ad infinitum.

One problem. One would never get his organ back. A blowjob via singularity would be, quite literally, suckage ad infinitum.

And an infinity blowjob isn't desirable?

Surely it depends on the object being sucked? Cocksucking is cool to a gay man.



Hardly. My original nation is a full year older than yours, my friend.

Not possible. I am a June 03 nation. NS did not exist in June 02.;)

And an infinity blowjob isn't desirable?

There are worse ways to die.*nod*

And an infinity blowjob isn't desirable?

I'd like to do other things with my cock then get it stuck in a black hole for all eternity. Like masturbate with a star.

Not possible. I am a June 03 nation. NS did not exist in June 02.;)

In that case, I am three months your senior. In any case: n00b.

I'd like to do other things with my cock then get it stuck in a black hole for all eternity. Like masturbate with a star.

I suppose singularity fellatio equates to star necrophilia.

One problem. One would never get his organ back. A blowjob via singularity would be, quite literally, suckage ad infinitum.

On the other hand, time dilation during orgasm could compensate for your penis being shredded by tidal stresses. I'd be the last orgasm you ever have, but it would seem to last forever. :D

This makes me sad. Sad like a fox.

Hahahaha, note, I never said I didn't enjoy you immensely :p

I suppose singularity fellatio equates to star necrophilia.

On the other hand, time dilation during orgasm could compensate for your penis being shredded by tidal stresses. I'd be the last orgasm you ever have, but it would seem to last forever. :D

And this is why I love NSG.

In that case, I am three months your senior. In any case: n00b.

And still you have nothing memorable here? I would say that not only makes you a n00b (an eternal one. N00b is a state of mind after all), but one willing to waste 6 years on nothing. Not exactly what I would call smart. Some of us at least got something out of being here.

And still you have nothing memorable here? I would say that not only makes you a n00b (an eternal one. N00b is a state of mind after all), but one willing to waste 6 years on nothing. Not exactly what I would call smart. Some of us at least got something out of being here.

Like on-call shrinks, and kinky three-ways, soon to be four-ways. *nods*

And still you have nothing memorable here? I would say that not only makes you a n00b (an eternal one. N00b is a state of mind after all), but one willing to waste 6 years on nothing. Not exactly what I would call smart. Some of us at least got something out of being here.

Nah, I just have an awful memory.

Nah, I just have an awful memory.

Me too.

Who are you again?

Nah, I just have an awful memory.

And he defeats us all with his literal minded interpreation of the OP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the other hand, time dilation during orgasm could compensate for your penis being shredded by tidal stresses. I'd be the last orgasm you ever have, but it would seem to last forever. :D

Unless the Black Hole collapses upon itself, then your organ would be blown to oblivion. This, I suppose, would be rather unpleasant.

Like on-call shrinks, and kinky three-ways, soon to be four-ways. *nods*

Shrinks don't survive the Jim experience. Neither do other participants in three, four, or more ways.*evil grin*

Unless the Black Hole collapses upon itself, then your organ would be blown to oblivion. This, I suppose, would be rather unpleasant.

I love how you fool yourself into believing your cock is long enough to allow the rest of your body to escape the gravity well of a black hole. :p

I love how you fool yourself into believing your cock is long enough to allow the rest of your body to escape the gravity well of a black hole. :p

This is the internets.

I don't know if I have one single best memory, but I echo the general sentiment of "meeting cool people." I'm not going to name names, since I'm pretty confident that the people whom I'm particularly glad to have met already know that I'm particularly glad to have met them. :)

Shrinks don't survive the Jim experience. Neither do other participants in three, four, or more ways.*evil grin*

My shrink give excellent advice. It's usually comprised of either 'shut up you silly bitch' or 'go eat a dick'. He's remarkably resiliant.

Unless the Black Hole collapses upon itself, then your organ would be blown to oblivion. This, I suppose, would be rather unpleasant.

Perhaps a condom composed entirely of tachyons would protect you from such an eventuality. I think I saw that on an episode of Star Trek. :D

This is the internets.

Yes, where posers can find solace in fantasy.

I love how you fool yourself into believing your cock is long enough to allow the rest of your body to escape the gravity well of a black hole. :p

Actually the gravitational gradient might allow even a minuscule penis to be lost to the black hole, while the rest of the body would avoid being pulled beyond the event horizon. The tidal forces would suck though.;)

I love how you fool yourself into believing your cock is long enough to allow the rest of your body to escape the gravity well of a black hole. :p

:cool:

Perhaps a condom composed entirely of tachyons would protect you from such an eventuality. I think I saw that on an episode of Star Trek. :D

Wouldn't reversing the polarity of an erect penis result in a vagina? The 24th century really takes sex change operations to a whole new level.

My shrink give excellent advice. It's usually comprised of either 'shut up you silly bitch' or 'go eat a dick'. He's remarkably resiliant.

And he still lives? Resilience can only extend so far.

And he still lives? Resilience can only extend so far.

Well his advice is nearly always sound, regardless of which phrase he uses, and the fact that he's my dearest friend means he escapes eviceration.

Wouldn't reversing the polarity of an erect penis result in a vagina? The 24th century really takes sex change operations to a whole new level.

It would result in an anti-penis. It's a theoretical object that women can use to recover their virginity. *nod*

Coming back after my suicide-by-mod and meeting Neo Art. Wasn't always pretty, but it was always interesting.

You know who is always pretty? ROI's mom.

Love ya too, hoe-bag

Perhaps a condom composed entirely of tachyons would protect you from such an eventuality. I think I saw that on an episode of Star Trek. :D

I thought tachyons were the time travel particle. Since time and space are one in the same, wouldn't a condom like that allow your penis to be everywhere at all times, present past and future?

I love how you fool yourself into believing your cock is long enough to allow the rest of your body to escape the gravity well of a black hole. :p

;__;

I thought tachyons were the time travel particle. Since time and space are one in the same, wouldn't a condom like that allow your penis to be everywhere at all times, present past and future?


Well, theoretically, tachyons would be the only particles capable of escaping from a black hole.

You know who is always pretty? ROI's mom.

Love ya too, hoe-bag

Hahahahahaha, poor RoI...

I thought tachyons were the time travel particle. Since time and space are one in the same, wouldn't a condom like that allow your penis to be everywhere at all times, present past and future?

Gentlemen, behold! The omni-penis

Hahahahahaha, poor RoI...

hey, Sin, by the way, you ever date a physicist?

I thought tachyons were the time travel particle. Since time and space are one in the same, wouldn't a condom like that allow your penis to be everywhere at all times, present past and future?


Gentlemen, behold! The omni-penis

And thus we discover the true nature of God! :eek:

Well, theoretically, tachyons would be the only particles capable of escaping from a black hole.

Not true. Certain virtual I.E imaginary, particles can. ;)

And thus we discover the true nature of God! :eek:

Don't be silly.

God is clearly an omni-vagina. :p

And thus we discover the true nature of God! :eek:

Gentlemen, behold! The omni-penis


This, fellow internet academics, is what they award Nobel Prizes for.

Gentlemen, behold! The omni-penis

Don't be silly.

God is clearly an omni-vagina. :p

And we are back to the religious arguments. Damn.

Don't be silly.

God is clearly an omni-vagina. :p

Now that's throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Cosmically.

And we are back to the religious arguments. Damn.

Isn't that always the way things work? :tongue:

Did we really just spend an hour discussing the feasibility of performing fellatio with a singularity whilst simultaneously discovering the Tachyon-Penile Exception to General Relativity?

I love this place.

Did we really just spend an hour discussing the feasibility of performing fellatio on a black hole whilst simultaneously discovering the Tachyon-Penile Exception to General Relativity?

I love this place.

This! Is! NSG!!!!!

Did we really just spend an hour discussing the feasibility of performing fellatio with a singularity whilst simultaneously discovering the Tachyon-Penile Exception to General Relativity?

I love this place.

Oh hell yes.

Edit: and we managed to bring in a religious dichotomy as well.

Well, theoretically, tachyons would be the only particles capable of escaping from a black hole.

Oh YEA!! So then all we need to travel a black hole is tachyon condom to fit a spaceship. Whoever thought NASA and Trojan would become partners?
:p

What about the resulting singularity babies? Does a non-conscious singularity really deserve the right to terminate pregnancy?

Oh hell yes.

Edit: and we managed to bring in a religious dichotomy as well.

Typical(?).

Typical(?).

Well, c'mon. Someone is bound to find oral sex with a black hole to violate at least one of their religious tenets.

What about the resulting singularity babies? Does a non-conscious singularity really deserve the right to terminate pregnancy?

A singularity has every right to decide what goes on in her event horizon, and you're a Nazi if you think otherwise.

What about the resulting singularity babies? Does a non-conscious singularity really deserve the right to terminate pregnancy?

Black holes possibly give birth to new universes, so how do you terminate a universe? Perhaps an Eon-after Pill.

Oh YEA!! So then all we need to travel a black hole is tachyon condom to fit a spaceship. Whoever thought NASA and Trojan would become partners?
:p

It was inevitable really. Look at the rockets.

A singularity has every right to decide what goes on in her event horizon, and you're a Nazi if you think otherwise.

But....but...it's life Jim, but not as we know it.

*sorry couldn't resist*

A singularity has every right to decide what goes on in her event horizon, and you're a Nazi if you think otherwise.

Ifreann just got bumped in my sig.

hey, Sin, by the way, you ever date a physicist?

Hahaha, no...why?

Black holes possibly give birth to new universes, so how do you terminate a universe? Perhaps an Eon-after Pill.

How do we deliver such a pill? We cannot transverse the event horizon with normal means, and the Tachyon-Penile Exception to General Relativity applies only to penii. We would need to attach the pill to the penis, and penetrate the singularity. But, because the penis would be in all places at all times, it would cause a cataclysmic time-space reaction, thereby destroying the universe as we know it. But if it was destroyed from its beginning, how would we deliver a pill in the first place?

*head asplode*

Ifreann just got bumped in my sig.

This whole damned thread is quotable.

How do we deliver such a pill? We cannot transverse the event horizon with normal means, and the Tachyon-Penile Exception to General Relativity applies only to penii. We would need to attach the pill to the penis, and penetrate the singularity. But, because the penis would be in all places at all times, it would cause a cataclysmic time-space reaction, thereby destroying the universe as we know it. But if it was destroyed from its beginning, how would we deliver a pill in the first place?

*head asplode*

But if we apply the pill at all times simultaneously, then that would effectively prevent the presence of a bun in the singularity's oven thus negating the need to apply the pill.

Where'd all these brain fragments come from?

But if we apply the pill at all times simultaneously, then that would effectively prevent the presence of a bun in the singularity's oven thus negating the need to apply the pill.

Where'd all these brain fragments come from?

What? No Big-Bang?:(

/waves at Jordaxia

But if we apply the pill at all times simultaneously, then that would effectively prevent the presence of a bun in the singularity's oven thus negating the need to apply the pill.

Where'd all these brain fragments come from?

But then that would imply that we existed to supply the pill in the first place. This is plainly impossible, seeing as we would not be created, due to the cataclysmic Time-Space cascade that such a temporal contradiction would create.

What? No Big-Bang?:(

Perhaps all we are is a space-bun.

I wonder if we're a boy or a girl. *checks*

The time we had the best looking nude NSGer contest...oh wait.. we've never done that. My best memory is yet to come then! :D

But then that would imply that we existed to supply the pill in the first place. This is plainly impossible, seeing as we would not be created, due to the cataclysmic Time-Space cascade that such a temporal contradiction would create.

However, it may be that we apply the pill in another universe, and that it is actually applied to this universe. Then, there is no contradiction.

Perhaps all we are is a space-bun.

I wonder if we're a boy or a girl. *checks*

Are we a boy or a girl? We won't know until we look. Schrödinger's sexuality.

Edit: Or gender. Gotta be PC.

Hahaha, no...why?

Just curious. I know you're not clever enough to come up with a term like "gravity well" by yourself, so I was working on a theory that knowledge might be passed on through cock sucking. Thought I'd follow up on that idea.

However, it may be that we apply the pill in another universe, and that it is actually applied to this universe. Then, there is no contradiction.

This assumes three things:

1. This universe is not totally independent from others.

2. Insertion of the pill bearing penile organ into the singularity transports itself to another space-time continuum.

3. What happens in said other space-time continuum doesn't stay in said other space-time continuum.

But then that would imply that we existed to supply the pill in the first place. This is plainly impossible, seeing as we would not be created, due to the cataclysmic Time-Space cascade that such a temporal contradiction would create.

You are assuming that cause must always precede effect. I submit to you that if we can knock-up a singularity before we boink it, then we can prevent said knocking-up of said singularity before it gets knocked-up via boinking. I further submit to you that this has already happened. In fact, perhaps our own Big Bang was exactly that and perhaps it actually happens in our own future due to a wild party, too much booze and a broken tachyon condom. *nod*

Black holes possibly give birth to new universes, so how do you terminate a universe? Perhaps an Eon-after Pill.

Plan ∞ ?

Plan ∞ ?

:fluffle:

You are assuming that cause must always precede effect. I submit to you that if we can knock-up a singularity before we boink it, then we can prevent said knocking-up of said singularity before it gets knocked-up via boinking. I further submit to you that this has already happened. In fact, perhaps our own Big Bang was exactly that and perhaps it actually happens in our own future due to a wild party, too much booze and a broken tachyon condom. *nod*

So you're implying that we were an accident...in the future? If so, how then can we be born of said singularity? Would we not have to exist to perform said boinking and knocking up of the singularity? And since we didn't exist in the timeline before the boinking, how can we boink in the future if we did not exist to boink in the past?

/waves at Jordaxia

!!!!!! Where have you been!? I mean, other than Australia?

You are assuming that cause must always precede effect. I submit to you that if we can knock-up a singularity before we boink it, then we can prevent said knocking-up of said singularity before it gets knocked-up via boinking. I further submit to you that this has already happened. In fact, perhaps our own Big Bang was exactly that and perhaps it actually happens in our own future due to a wild party, too much booze and a broken tachyon condom. *nod*

So it was you that has been hoarding the lost episodes of Star Trek! I want to see that episode! What an uber storyline! Did Spock wear a dress?

Just curious. I know you're not clever enough to come up with a term like "gravity well" by yourself, so I was working on a theory that knowledge might be passed on through cock sucking. Thought I'd follow up on that idea.

Tsk, tsk. Anything to justify those late-night appointments with Raoul the "massage therapist" to yourself, huh?

Just curious. I know you're not clever enough to come up with a term like "gravity well" by yourself, so I was working on a theory that knowledge might be passed on through cock sucking. Thought I'd follow up on that idea.

Motherfu---

So you're implying that we were an accident...in the future? If so, how then can we be born of said singularity? Would we not have to exist to perform said boinking and knocking up of the singularity? And since we didn't exist in the timeline before the boinking, how can we boink in the future if we did not exist to boink in the past?

Who cares, as long as we're boinking?

Tsk, tsk. Anything to justify those late-night appointments with Raoul the "massage therapist" to yourself, huh?

Is Neo Art hoping to learn how to be a masseuse? Rather odd way of going about it, I suppose.

So you're implying that we were an accident...in the future? If so, how then can we be born of said singularity? Would we not have to exist to perform said boinking and knocking up of the singularity? And since we didn't exist in the timeline before the boinking, how can we boink in the future if we did not exist to boink in the past?

You think you're confused now, wait till the Plan ∞ pill comes along. ;)

So it was you that has been hoarding the lost episodes of Star Trek! I want to see that episode! What an uber storyline! Did Spock wear a dress?

What happens on the Enterprise stays on the Enterprise. ;)

Who cares, as long as we're boinking?

But such crosstime boinking can be dangerous, and perhaps even unpleasureful. Think about boinking Mary Queen of Scots. Yeah, that bad.

Is Neo Art hoping to learn how to be a masseuse? Rather odd way of going about it, I suppose.

He says he's trying to learn to speak Spanish. I keep telling him that mastering the pronunciation with his mouth full is going to be a bit tough, but then he gets that misty look in his eyes and starts muttering about how it's time for another "lesson." *sigh*

But such crosstime boinking can be dangerous, and perhaps even unpleasureful. Think about boinking Mary Queen of Scots. Yeah, that bad.

Think about boinking the Virgin Mary. :D

You think you're confused now, wait till the Plan ∞ pill comes along. ;)

I'm the one confused? Ok Dr. L. Goofballs, PhD, the one who proposes we boinked ourselves in the future to conceive ourselves in the past to boink our mother singularity in the future. That's just wrong, Doctor.

This also implies that a singularity birthes men. Wouldn't such a partnership create some sort of a Human-Black Hole hybrid?

I'm the one confused? Ok Dr. L. Goofballs, PhD, the one who proposes we boinked ourselves in the future to conceive ourselves in the past to boink our mother singularity in the future. That's just wrong, Doctor.

This also implies that a singularity birthes men. Wouldn't such a partnership create some sort of a Human-Black Hole hybrid?

*points to Getbrett*

Think about boinking the Virgin Mary. :D

Wouldn't that make you...God?

He says he's trying to learn to speak Spanish. I keep telling him that mastering the pronunciation with his mouth full is going to be a bit tough, but then he gets that misty look in his eyes and starts muttering about how it's time for another "lesson." *sigh*

Picturing all this hurts my brain :D

I'm the one confused? Ok Dr. L. Goofballs, PhD, the one who proposes we boinked ourselves in the future to conceive ourselves in the past to boink our mother singularity in the future. That's just wrong, Doctor.

This also implies that a singularity birthes men. Wouldn't such a partnership create some sort of a Human-Black Hole hybrid?

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/limbaugh917

I rest my case.

You think you're confused now, wait till the Plan ∞ pill comes along. ;)

I think you mean wait until the Plan pill ∞ has come along later, two days in the future of last week.

Once being famous. :(

Also, once having one of the highest post counts on the entire jolt forums.

Winning an election, and a "Sexiest Male Generalite" contest with cartoons of Straughn that I made in Paint.

Wouldn't that make you...God?

or He wasn't her first. :eek:

Picturing all this hurts my brain :D

You know, the funny thing is, I find picturing NA desperately lusting for Latino masseurs to be easier than picturing him with a "misty look" in his eyes. I'm not sure what that says about him. :p

You know, the funny thing is, I find picturing NA desperately lusting for Latino masseurs to be easier than picturing him with a "misty look" in his eyes. I'm not sure what that says about him. :p

It's okay, I had a breakthrough, and now I'm picturing him in a french maid outfit, giving said Latino masseur a pedicure.

He says he's trying to learn to speak Spanish. I keep telling him that mastering the pronunciation with his mouth full is going to be a bit tough, but then he gets that misty look in his eyes and starts muttering about how it's time for another "lesson." *sigh*

That's not true at all. I've already learned how to say "harder", "faster", "oh god yes", "don't stop", "faster you whore", "put this wig on" and "smile and tell me you like it".

......what?

It's okay, I had a breakthrough, and now I'm picturing him in a french maid outfit, giving said Latino masseur a pedicure.

Thank goodness I have quick reflexes. If my hand hadn't made it to my mouth as quickly as it did, I would have spit all over my keyboard. :D

or He wasn't her first. :eek:

I thought we already disproved this theorem?

That's not true at all. I've already learned how to say "harder", "faster", "oh god yes", "don't stop", "faster you whore", "put this wig on" and "smile and tell me you like it".

......what?

This disturbs me so much that I think...

*takes plan infinity and aborts self before conception*

Meeting my wife.:)I thought LG was the only one of us capable of forming a family. I mean, for God's sake, only he can defy the laws of nerdiness which prevent us NSGers from getting the dames.

I thought we already disproved this theorem?

Not to change the subject, but nice avatar pie. :)

Not to change the subject, but nice avatar pie. :)

is that really the eye or sauron, in a pie?

I thought LG was the only one of us capable of forming a family. I mean, for God's sake, only he can defy the laws of nerdiness which prevent us NSGers from getting the dames.

Nah, there's a few others who do okay with the dames/Latino masseurs. :p

Not to change the subject, but nice avatar pie. :)

Why thank you good sir. I had it on my computer for something. When they got avatars on our fair forum, I thought it would look good.

is that really the eye or sauron, in a pie?

The Pie of Sauron. Indeed it is. :)

Why thank you good sir. I had it on my computer for something. When they got avatars on our fair forum, I thought it would look good.

Key lime if I'm not mistaken.

Key lime if I'm not mistaken.

I have no idea. It just makes me feel happy. :)

I have no idea. It just makes me feel happy. :)

Well, it's a pie. Pie = happy. Key Lime Pie doubly so. They're so delicious, even I wouldn't throw one. Actually, I believe I threw a key lime pie once just to know what it felt like. Not all pies are meant for throwing. *nod*

Well, it's a pie. Pie = happy. Key Lime Pie doubly so. They're so delicious, even I wouldn't throw one. Actually, I believe I threw a key lime pie once just to know what it felt like. Not all pies are meant for throwing. *nod*

I imagine the consistency of key lime pie would make imparting one with sufficient force to strike someone at any reasonable distance a messy and rather futile task.

I have proofs, too.

Well, it's a pie. Pie = happy. Key Lime Pie doubly so. They're so delicious, even I wouldn't throw one. Actually, I believe I threw a key lime pie once just to know what it felt like. Not all pies are meant for throwing. *nod*I once threw a pie composed of pure anti-matter at some continent. I believe it occurred roughly ten thousand years ago or so.

I once threw a pie composed of pure anti-matter at some continent. I believe it occurred roughly ten thousand years ago or so.

Pics or it didn't happen. :p

I imagine the consistency of key lime pie would make imparting one with sufficient force to strike someone at any reasonable distance a messy and rather futile task..

For most other pies, practice makes perfect. I imagine this holds true for key lime. *nod*

Ok, in reference to the OP - I think this thread may well have become my best memory of NSG.

On a side note - how long would an omni-cosmic pregancy last?

You know who is always pretty? ROI's mom.

Love ya too, hoe-bag

WTF!? You see what you've done Neeskia!? Do you!?

I too have fond memories of ROI's mum.

I too have fond memories of ROI's mum.

ffs_ I hate you all.

ffs_ I hate you all.

My first time was with your mum.

My first time eating Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie, she is a good cook, I'll never forget that night.:tongue:

Seriously. What the hell guys you manage over the course of like 3 years to get it up to 12 responses, and then I go to bed, and it all kicks off, and by the time I get up it's turned into a 10 page thread on frakking oral sex with singularities and trash talking ROIs mum? I am so proud of this place. but I swear that if you lot get my thread locked I'm going to come round to your house and relieve you of a single eye each unless you actually posted on topic at least a little bit. >>

Still, I suppose -generating- a new favourite memory of mine is an odd success given it was just supposed to be about reminiscin' about the good ol' days and how everything was better back then. the conservatives more rabid, the liberals more educated (bias, moi?) the arguments more nuanced... everything was better. *laughs*

Seriously. What the hell guys you manage over the course of like 3 years to get it up to 12 responses, and then I go to bed, and it all kicks off, and by the time I get up it's turned into a 10 page thread on frakking oral sex with singularities and trash talking ROIs mum?

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Thanks, thanks allot.

Seriously. What the hell guys you manage over the course of like 3 years to get it up to 12 responses, and then I go to bed, and it all kicks off, and by the time I get up it's turned into a 10 page thread on frakking oral sex with singularities and trash talking ROIs mum? I am so proud of this place. but I swear that if you lot get my thread locked I'm going to come round to your house and relieve you of a single eye each unless you actually posted on topic at least a little bit. >>

Still, I suppose -generating- a new favourite memory of mine is an odd success given it was just supposed to be about reminiscin' about the good ol' days and how everything was better back then. the conservatives more rabid, the liberals more educated (bias, moi?) the arguments more nuanced... everything was better. *laughs*

In typical NSG fashion.

There is no such thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, thanks allot.

That's what your mom said as I was leaving this morning.

That's what your mom said as I was leaving this morning.

I still don't see how this shit got dragged over here. I can't go to any forum without someone saying shit about her.

In typical NSG fashion.

There is no such thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course there is. Every day we'd sign on, and the mods would serenade us with accolades at our debatory prowess, handing out 'get out of moderation free cards' to all the cool popular kids, whilst banning posters of our choice who we just didn't want around anymore. Then we'd sip drinks of our choosing as the forums glid gracefully upon clouds of marshmallows, never faltering or failing, dutifully speeding our thoughts to all of NSG where we'd muse upon them, and philosophically discuss important matters, before sending our opinions to various heads of state where our words became their action.

And then You arrived.

I still don't see how this shit got dragged over here. I can't go to any forum without someone saying shit about her.

Well, she goes on your computer to see where you've been surfing, and then she picks up dates from the forums you visit.

Well, she goes on your computer to see where you've been surfing, and then she picks up dates from the forums you visit.

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x310/awesomesiege/I_Hate_You.jpg

Muahahahahahaha

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s227/darklord26/DarthYoda1024.jpg

Bush will end you...

http://www.kein-plan.de/bitte-ziehen-sie-durch/pics/Bush_-_Evil_Empire.jpg

Bush will end you...

Too late. Your mother has already left me a sad and broken man, doomed to live out my life in quiet misery. In short, ending me would be a mercy.

Of course there is. Every day we'd sign on, and the mods would serenade us with accolades at our debatory prowess, handing out 'get out of moderation free cards' to all the cool popular kids, whilst banning posters of our choice who we just didn't want around anymore. Then we'd sip drinks of our choosing as the forums glid gracefully upon clouds of marshmallows, never faltering or failing, dutifully speeding our thoughts to all of NSG where we'd muse upon them, and philosophically discuss important matters, before sending our opinions to various heads of state where our words became their action.

And then You arrived.

lol, win.

Too late. Your mother has already left me a sad and broken man, doomed to live out my life in quiet misery. In short, ending me would be a mercy.

Fine, I will leave you to suffer and die slooowly.




Does Nanatsu know about you and my mum?

Fine, I will leave you to suffer and die slooowly.




Does Nanatsu know about you and my mum?

pssst Nanatsu really is your mum.

Eww you have been flirting with your own mother.

pssst Nanatsu really is your mum.

Eww you have been flirting with your own mother.

Wha-? She was 13?

Wha-? She was 13?

When you were born, yes... we know.

When you were born, yes... we know.

So, I'm a half Spanish guy with a mum that got knocked up at 13?

So, I'm a half Spanish guy with a mum that got knocked up at 13?

Yep, and you're ugly too.

Yep, and you're ugly too.

How is that possible with a mum like Nanatsu?

So, I'm a half Spanish guy with a mum that got knocked up at 13?

Wait... you're a guy that got knocked up at 13?

Wait... you're a guy that got knocked up at 13?

I hate you too.

How is that possible with a mum like Nanatsu?

Clearly, you favor your father, Blouman Empire.

I hate you too.

*Cries*

Clearly, you favor your father, Blouman Empire.

But Blouman is sexy... I wanna hump his leg.

But Blouman is sexy... I wanna hump his leg.

Yes, but that's after he spent over $700,000 in plastic surgery to look like David Hasselhoff.

Clearly, you favor your father, Blouman Empire.
ffs_

I've still gotta be half good looking.
*Cries*

You deserve it.

You deserve it.

No I don't!

No I don't!

You all deserve to cry.

ffs_

I've still gotta be half good looking.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but only an inanimate point singularity could bear to ever have sex with you.

You all deserve to cry.

Poopy head!

Yes, but that's after he spent over $700,000 in plastic surgery to look like David Hasselhoff.


*Shudders*

Who would want to look like David Hasslehoff?

Oh I know you want my legs SaintB :tongue:

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but only an inanimate point singularity could bear to ever have sex with you.
That's no way to speak about your mother.
Poopy head!
Poo face!

How is that possible with a mum like Nanatsu?

Because Galloism is your father.

Oh I know you want my legs SaintB :tongue:

Who doesn't?

Poo face!

Booger eater!

Because Galloism is your father.

Wait? I have two daddies now? Nanatsu got around a bit.:wink:

Who doesn't?

Only people who have no sense of what is sexy.

Booger eater!

Silly willy!

Wait? I have two daddies now? Nanatsu got around a bit.:wink:

Well, we tried getting a DNA test, but as Blouman and I are identical twins, there's no way to know for sure. I still say it's him.

Wait? I have two daddies now? Nanatsu got around a bit.:wink:

RoI when I say to you "Who's your daddy?" when we go all hot and heavy together I don't mean it in the biological sense.

Silly willy!

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off and sticks to you!

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off and sticks to you!

I know you are, but what am I? http://209.85.12.227/11914/116/emo/tongue.gif

I know you are, but what am I? http://209.85.12.227/11914/116/emo/tongue.gif

Like duh, you are totally glue stupid!

Well, we tried getting a DNA test, but as Blouman and I are identical twins, there's no way to know for sure. I still say it's him.

Look there is an easy way to tell who your father is RoI if you have the body of a sexy Aussie (i.e tanned and well built) along with the sexy spanish temperament as well as those eyes (damn they are hot) then you are my son, if not you are Galloism's.

Well, we tried getting a DNA test, but as Blouman and I are identical twins, there's no way to know for sure. I still say it's him.
And who is your mummy, pops?
RoI when I say to you "Who's your daddy?" when we go all hot and heavy together I don't mean it in the biological sense.

:eek:

Like duh, you are totally glue stupid!
Better than being poo! Dodo Brain!
Look there is an easy way to tell who your father is RoI if you have the body of a sexy Aussie (i.e tanned and well built) along with the sexy spanish temperament as well as those eyes (damn they are hot) then you are my son, if not you are Galloism's.

Allas I am not an Aussie, nor am I very tanned. But I do have nice eyes (or so I'm, told).

Better than being poo! Dodo Brain!


Well at least I'm not made of boogers you nostril monster!

Allas I am not an Aussie, nor am I very tanned. But I do have nice eyes (or so I'm, told).

Wel that would be from your mother.

As for you not being tanned you really must get out more.

Well at least I'm not made of boogers you nostril monster!
Shush-you scotch egg!
Wel that would be from your mother.
Mine are blue.
As for you not being tanned you really must get out more...

or live in a country where the sun shines for more than one day a year.

Mine are blue.

Wait, mine are brown Nanatsu's is brown.....

Someone else is your father. :eek:


What colour are your eyes SaintB? I know you and Nanatsu are close >.>

or live in a country where the sun shines for more than one day a year.

Now you know I have been fighting for more custody.

Shush-you scotch egg!


Toilet breath!

Wait, mine are brown Nanatsu's is brown.....

Someone else is your father. :eek:


What colour are your eyes SaintB? I know you and Nanatsu are close >.>


Thats like... my sister... ewww!!!

Besides my eye color changes all the time and stays in the hazel/brown spectrum.

Wait, mine are brown Nanatsu's is brown.....

Someone else is your father. :eek:


What colour are your eyes SaintB? I know you and Nanatsu are close >.>

STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS DADDY!

Now you know I have been fighting for more custody.
Fight harder damn it.
Toilet breath!

Damn you and your wide range of childish insult, damn you to hell- you baboon's butt!

Thats like... my sister... ewww!!!

Besides my eye color changes all the time and stays in the hazel/brown spectrum.

OH yeah I forgot about that.

So you're RoI's uncle.

Damn you and your wide range of childish insult, damn you to hell- you baboon's butt!

OOOOH you said a bad word! I'm telling the moderators!

Monkey face!

Thats like... my sister... ewww!!!

Besides my eye color changes all the time and stays in the hazel/brown spectrum.

Incest!? This is why I'm so fucked up.

OH yeah I forgot about that.

So you're RoI's uncle.

Yes thats right.

ROI, I am your uncle! Join me and together we shall rule the forums...

hey! hey! Knock it off or get a frakking room. Seriously now. Start your own thread if you want to take this further, see how long it lasts. Don't get mine locked.

OOOOH you said a bad word! I'm telling the moderators!

Monkey face!

Pwease din't tell them. :$ My mummy and daddy will kill me.



This conversation scares me.

STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS DADDY!

You know if I am your father it means I can no longer flirt with you. Mmmmwe really need to sort this situation out tonight.

Yes thats right.

ROI, I am your uncle! Join me and together we shall rule the forums...

Okay, uncle Doody.

You know if I am your father it means I can no longer flirt with you. Mmmmwe really need to sort this situation out tonight.

You can keep me in your basement.

http://heraldletters.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/josef_fritzl.jpg

hey! hey! Knock it off or get a frakking room. Seriously now. Start your own thread if you want to take this further, see how long it lasts. Don't get mine locked.

Ok I'll stop.


My best memory on NS is all the friends I have made while here.

hey! hey! Knock it off or get a frakking room. Seriously now. Start your own thread if you want to take this further, see how long it lasts. Don't get mine locked.

My best memory of NSG is the types of threads where a group of posters have a long winded discussion about another poster that is all in jest.

You can keep me in your basement.

No, I want you tanned plus by the time you are 18 I won't have much 18 year old guys as part of my crew and I need a few young blokes around when hitting the clubs.

My best memory of NSG is the types of threads where a group of posters have a long winded discussion about another poster that is all in jest.
I shall remember this thread forever.
No, I want you tanned plus by the time you are 18 I won't have much 18 year old guys as part of my crew and I need a few young blokes around when hitting the clubs.
I don't tan all that well, I'm (or atleast I thought I was before this thread) a 1/4 Irish.

I shall remember this thread forever.

And when you are 35 years old and see your psychartrist this will be one of the root causes to your problems.

It won't be mother issues they will be saying he has father issues.

I don't tan all that well, I'm (or atleast I thought I was before this thread) a 1/4 Irish.

Same man, I have quite a bit of it myself but I tan alright.

And when you are 35 years old and see your psychartrist this will be one of the root causes to your problems.

It won't be mother issues they will be saying he has father issues.
Yeah, this experience has scarred me.


Same man, I have quite a bit of it myself but I tan alright.

But you have constant exposia(spelling?).

But you have constant exposia(spelling?).

Exposure, son e-x-p-o-s-u-r-e.

Exposure, son e-x-p-o-s-u-r-e.

Fanks Dada.

Best memory? I don't know and I can't believe I've been here 3 years already. Where does the time go?

My favorite memory of NSG is HN Fiddlebottoms attacking whoever it was for using the word 'areligious'. Hahahaha. I laughed wildly when he said there were slightly more hits for areligious than other non-words such as 'shittle' etc.

Good stuff.

I'm a lurker so don't have that many memories.

When Jordaxia left in about a year ago. I hear she's back now, so watch out.

Best memory? I don't know and I can't believe I've been here 3 years already.

How about me joining?

Ah, NSG. I have trouble picking out particular events, as my memory tends to blend things together, but I can honestly say that it's everyone here who makes it enjoyable.

KoL/Trve, for constantly kicking my ass in a slightly snobby yet incredibly likable way.:D

Neesika, for being a sexy badass who doesn't take shit from anyone.

Blouman, for being insane. Evidently, Sanity is inversely proportional to your sense of humor.:D

Parkus, for being... Well, Schizophrenic? I can never tell if he's serious and philosophical or completely off of his rocker. Either way, he's great. :tongue:

Andaras... God rest his commie account.

Archoille, for being a great mod.:D

Neo Art for kicking my ass in debate in an unlikable way.:D

Nanatsy and Gallolism for... Well, being themselves. Perfectly insane, but themselves.

In fact, I think everyone on here is missing some small part of their sanity. In that case, I'd like to remember myself for a minute.

In fact, I think everyone on here is missing some very large part of their sanity. In that case, I'd like to remember myself for a minute.

Fixed.

I don't have a single "best memory", but there's been a lot of good times. Good times leading to meeting good people, including my girlfriend.

But there's some notable threads/events that I could mention:
The "Sexiets NS'er" contests... This place has seen more than its share of sexy people!
The original Office Party thread! Drunken madness going wild, with an incredible participation from the Generalites! 3 new pages of posts before I'd posted the one I was typing! Woo! Damn, I miss that...
How Do You Do It! the biggest, longest running semi-spam thread ever.


There's been some interesting debates too.

I also remember fondly the first thread about the Georgia-Russia conflict. For the first day, when the news was just breaking, there were a few of us scouring the internet for every news article and update we could find. We all put together our views and sources and produced a pretty concise view of the battlefield. It was like collaborative real time blogging. It was really informative and useful.

Yeah, I really enjoyed that too. Tripled my post count in about a week.

Are we no longer talking about cosmic rape?

Another fond memory I have of NSG: The Paradise Beach Club.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned it. Probably it's because all the people who went there have long since CTE'd.

I'm the only survivor. :tongue:

Are we no longer talking about cosmic rape?

That is now just a good memory among several.

That is now just a good memory among several.

*nostalgia*

*nostalgia*

Oooh, remember that time you were all nostalgic and shit? Good times...

Oooh, remember that time you were all nostalgic and shit? Good times...

*nostalgias harder*

*nostalgias harder*

*nostaligiagasm*

Meeting people like SaintB (my lil' bro), Zero, Blouman Empire, Liuzzo, greed and death, Beeker, Aelosia, RhynoD (are you a man or a woman?), and Heikoku 2 (yup, he's a cool cat). And of course, the most important of all, crossing paths with a certain someone that, well... he knows how much he means to me. :)

Nanatsu! I hadn't seen you in a few days. I was worried Galloism was showing you his new basement renovation. :P

Nanatsu! I hadn't seen you in a few days. I was worried Galloism was showing you his new basement renovation. :P

She picked the cuffs. :(

She picked the cuffs. :(

That's the spirit. you'll do better next time Galloism. WAIT WAIT WAIT. So, if you tell someone a joke, does that make it Gallo's humour?

Nanatsu! I hadn't seen you in a few days. I was worried Galloism was showing you his new basement renovation. :P

I was strapped to the velcro wall and couldn't get out. Galloism's that kinky.:tongue:

Well, there's the time I shredded a creationist. See my sig for details.

There was also the time we got an articulate Nazi - The Fourth Holy Reich. He actually earned my respect for a) using a logical argument (that admittedly derived from premises I would describe as evil) and b) having the guts to tell me that he thought I should die because I am a Jew (I don't consider it a flame, because I challenged him to say it). The posting rate on that thread was insane.

The best part of that thread was when he started pulling quotes from the Bible to support his argument. I immediately got my Bible, and we discovered that we actually agreed on something - namely, the concept of a Jew with an Artscroll Tanach arguing Bible quotes with a Nazi over the Internet is very amusing.

I'll try to find that thread. I was using another nation (Goonswarm) to post in it, so I'll try to get Goonswarm restored long enough for me to check my subscribed threads. We need more trolls/bigots like him - articulate guys that can actually argue their points, and don't just post and leave.

i have a few in my sig here (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/quotesframeset.htm)

but generally i feel nostalgic about the days when LP, TIN, Tink, Moley, Kanabia et al ruled the roost. when NSG seemed to be much more full of spam, fun and personal friendships and social threads than it has been for a long time. when i worked a fluffle into almost every post, and flirted with my now-girlfriend (of almost 4 years) via white text in selected posts... fun times

This thread was some of my best work:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542399

This thread was some of my best work:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542399

http://mywabashvalley.com/media/jpg/derail04.jpg

http://mywabashvalley.com/media/jpg/derail04.jpg

Like I said, some of my best work. :D

Like I said, some of my best work. :D

That threadjack was epic... especially when he started screaming in giant text - and everyone still ignored him.

I don't remember what I ate yesterday, let alone what happens on NSG.

I don't remember what I ate yesterday, let alone what happens on NSG.

You ate potato's

You ate potato's

potato's what?

potato's what?

I don't know, hey?

Maybe she actually ate some potatoes.

That threadjack was epic... especially when he started screaming in giant text - and everyone still ignored him.

It's a pity some of the pics and links are no longer valid. :(

I seem to remember reading this before: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529467

I seem to remember reading this before: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529467

Yay! :D

The original article that was the basis for that awesome thread was the neurochemistry of Deja Vu. Fun stuff. :)

This thread was some of my best work:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542399

Sweet hell, I remember that guy! A world-class nut, that guy. Good show, LG.

Fave memory: The as-it-happens analysis of the presidential debates.

Are we no longer talking about cosmic rape?
*comically rapes*

oh...cosmic. No, we've moved on evidently.
i have a few in my sig here (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/quotesframeset.htm)

but generally i feel nostalgic about the days when LP, TIN, Tink, Moley, Kanabia et al ruled the roost. when NSG seemed to be much more full of spam, fun and personal friendships and social threads than it has been for a long time. when i worked a fluffle into almost every post, and flirted with my now-girlfriend (of almost 4 years) via white text in selected posts... fun timesAh, how I miss Kanabia and white text.

Say hi to Glitz. And tell her to come back. And you too.



I'd have to go with the Choose Wisely thread...the first night it existed atleast. I'd also go with the response to Zooke's death...demonstrated that for as much as we fight and want to kill each other, there is at least one thing we can all come together for. That's probably the number one reason I stuck around for so long. I loved LG's cheese hijack (and, iirc, I was actually late to class because I was having fun looking for pictures of cheese-related things). Sexiest NSer was always fun, as well as PM's white text.

Did anyone mention Valentasia yet?

Did anyone mention Valentasia yet?

How about Andrasas or whatever it was.