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Elves Security Forces
28-04-2009, 07:28
All shall fear me!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/chellote/zk.jpg

but, if you are looking for the entire thing,
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/chellote/hide.jpg this is a few months old
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/chellote/prom.jpg and this is about 4 years old
Londim
28-04-2009, 10:56
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v227/245/72/n577200056_9412.jpg

My inquiring look with some pen dotted on my face.

http://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2656/22/110/597495149/n597495149_6463814_4855682.jpg

The beginnings of my goatee growing! And my friend pulling a weird face as per usual.
Conserative Morality
28-04-2009, 11:50
Eugh, I'll get a picture up here eventually. Can't promise mind-shattering beauty though.:D

Edit: Weird how much I care about this picture... Never thought I was weirded out by how weird my hair looked like until now... Ah, well, if TAI posted one, I might as well...
Eofaerwic
28-04-2009, 12:00
Considering I may regret this... these are a couple of years old

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j106/gemnoire/n222307000_2298982_4042.jpg

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j106/gemnoire/n222307000_2298983_5504.jpg

Yes, I too like corsets- though I don't tend to wear mine as much any more. I enjoy dancing to electronica too much when I go out and I find corsets are unproductive in this endeavour
Neo Art
28-04-2009, 12:34
I'm a fan of the hat.
Eofaerwic
28-04-2009, 12:49
I'm a fan of the hat.

You can never go wrong with a top hat :D
Neo Art
28-04-2009, 12:52
You can never go wrong with a top hat :D

well I disagree as to "never" but you pull it off :p
Elves Security Forces
28-04-2009, 14:23
*snip*

Love the corset and the hat, really works well imo.
Hydesland
28-04-2009, 14:57
Hah! Well, this is the internet. For all you know, that could just be the chick I kidnapped and tied up in my basement. Except I don't have a basement, basements creep me the fuck out.

Ryadn's true identity:

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4893650/InternetToughGuy-main_Full.jpg
Veblenia
28-04-2009, 15:42
Taken last summer. (http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk156/veblenia/Me081.jpg) I've let my hair grow out since.
Atheist Heathens
28-04-2009, 19:49
I present a modern marvel; a picture that moves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yR94H-qh6U
Londim
28-04-2009, 19:52
I present a modern marvel; a picture that moves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yR94H-qh6U

He's a witch! Burn him!
Chandelier
28-04-2009, 20:49
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2622/237/19/720448125/n720448125_2253120_7352155.jpg
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1864/237/19/720448125/n720448125_1809593_8186.jpg Me and my mother, Christmas
UvV
28-04-2009, 21:06
<imagesnip>

You look eerily like someone else I know.

Eofaerwic: You would have fit straight in at the Abney Park gig I went to the other day. Congratulations - it's a nice style.
Dyakovo
28-04-2009, 21:11
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/DCP_2701-1.jpg

Since there has been at least one real picture I'll risk mine. :P

Not sure why you were hesitant... :confused:
Jordaxia
28-04-2009, 21:20
Not sure why you were hesitant... :confused:

I didn't want to be the only person posting a picture of themselves in what looked like it might become a spam thread - look at the first page, you won't see an actual picture til like... post 15 on the second page. Once someone had broke the ice, as it were, I felt a lot less reluctant to contribute. :)
No Names Left Damn It
28-04-2009, 21:21
Im uglier than you so, No pic here either....

No you're not. As I've said before, you're a fairly good looking guy.
Derscon
28-04-2009, 21:22
What is it, camwhore time now? I'll play.

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii203/Drakontsar/wat.jpg

This is me doing an Epic Pose before performing at the local Renaissance Faire (lol pirate singing group). Now, before you go "now wait a minute, Derscon, that attire looks more 19th Century," yes, I know. Fuck you.
The Parkus Empire
28-04-2009, 21:25
What is it, camwhore time now? I'll play.

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii203/Drakontsar/wat.jpg

This is me doing an Epic Pose before performing at the local Renaissance Faire (lol pirate singing group). Now, before you go "now wait a minute, Derscon, that attire looks more 19th Century," yes, I know. Fuck you.

Rather awesome.
Dyakovo
28-04-2009, 21:28
I didn't want to be the only person posting a picture of themselves in what looked like it might become a spam thread - look at the first page, you won't see an actual picture til like... post 15 on the second page. Once someone had broke the ice, as it were, I felt a lot less reluctant to contribute. :)

Point...

Oh, and guess I should post my pic since I 've done more than lurk...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/0314080746.jpg
Derscon
28-04-2009, 21:30
Point...

Oh, and guess I should post my pic since I 've done more than lurk...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/0314080746.jpg

That's about how I pictured you. *carefully hides the bugs in your house*
Derscon
28-04-2009, 21:31
Rather awesome.

*bows*

Also, you never finished that Safari RP you bastard. (I knew I knew your name from somewhere)
Jordaxia
28-04-2009, 21:32
What is it, camwhore time now? I'll play.

*image snip!*

This is me doing an Epic Pose before performing at the local Renaissance Faire (lol pirate singing group). Now, before you go "now wait a minute, Derscon, that attire looks more 19th Century," yes, I know. Fuck you.

Epic style win.

And Dyakavo, I pictured you as a bit more... uh.... young and italian. and hairier.
The Parkus Empire
28-04-2009, 21:34
*bows*

19th Century FTW; I go to gaming conventions wearing horse-riding boots, knickers, a long gray coat, and a bicorne.

Also, you never finished that Safari RP you bastard. (I knew I knew your name from somewhere)


*ahem*

I had to take a brief leave of absence, and they kinda dropped-out...I tried to get the group back-together, but not enough would play.

C'est la vie. :(
Dyakovo
28-04-2009, 21:38
Epic style win.

And Dyakavo, I pictured you as a bit more... uh.... young and italian. and hairier.

lol, sorry not young or Italian, although I do have more hair now... That pic was taken last year.
No Names Left Damn It
28-04-2009, 21:40
It was so sexy I had to buy myself a vibrating cheese grader.

I presume your cheese gets A-grades, then?
Derscon
28-04-2009, 21:40
19th Century FTW; I go to gaming conventions wearing horse-riding boots, knickers, a long gray coat, and a bicorne.

Parallel or perpendicular to your shoulders? I never liked Napoleon's hat. The hats that are perpendicular to the shoulders though are awesome.

*ahem*

I had to take a brief leave of absence, and they kinda dropped-out...I tried to get the group back-together, but not enough would play.

C'est la vie. :(

:(
Derscon
28-04-2009, 21:41
I presume your cheese gets A-grades, then?

Goddamnit, don't harp on a man for wanting quality cheese.
Pirated Corsairs
28-04-2009, 21:43
Ah, what the hell, why not:

From the recent snow day in Georgia, so almost 2 months old:

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs024.snc1/2386_583603032907_22609877_35629889_242805_n.jpg

I'm the one with the red hat.

And, just for the hell of it, here's one I took just now in my office:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9195/20090428163359.jpg
Dumb Ideologies
28-04-2009, 21:48
Because I'm bored and feeling like being humiliated and mocked on teh internetz, I am going to post a pic later. "Later" meaning when I've worked out how the feck photobucket works and how to insert images on this forum. Why yes, I do have an A grade in AS ICT. Shows how shit the education system is really, don't it? :p
Pyschotika
28-04-2009, 21:49
Finally - I was wondering when our Yearly Whore Thread would appear.. now if only we had another Sexy Contest. >.>

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t282/ClubCrKz/l_d00bbe350aab492a801657f25479a536.jpg

Newest pic of my Mug. :3 I look fat and sick.. oh, shit, I was sick.. with allergies.. stupid allergies..

Perhaps a better, few weeks older picture.. eh?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t282/ClubCrKz/l_4a0c1a6c4e644f6fa6266ac1d494dd4f.jpg

I sure suck at posing. Camera Phone with a dying Camera. :D

*shoots self*

neh.
Pyschotika
28-04-2009, 21:51
Point...

Oh, and guess I should post my pic since I 've done more than lurk...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/0314080746.jpg

This is by-far the most bad ass look I've seen all year.
No Names Left Damn It
28-04-2009, 21:54
Because I'm bored and feeling like being humiliated and mocked on teh internetz,

You don't get enough of that already? :p

I am going to post a pic later. "Later" meaning when I've worked out how the feck photobucket works and how to insert images on this forum.

Computers make my head asplode. I'm not a massive fan of photo sharing, but if I knew how to fucking work anything electronical, then I might be tempted. Instead, all I can do is lurk pervertedly and make comments about other people's appearances, safe behind my internet wall of anonymity.
Dyakovo
28-04-2009, 21:55
This is by-far the most bad ass look I've seen all year.

I've been told that I look like a member of the Красная мафия (Russian Mob) in that pic...

(Thanks Nanatsu)
No Names Left Damn It
28-04-2009, 21:55
This is by-far the most bad ass look I've seen all year.

I know. He just looks like he's gonna ram his fists through the screen, tear his way into your house and pummel you to death.
Dolbri
28-04-2009, 21:55
Very interesting, these pictures. Almost everyone looks totally different than I imagined.
The Parkus Empire
28-04-2009, 21:55
Parallel or perpendicular to your shoulders? I never liked Napoleon's hat. The hats that are perpendicular to the shoulders though are awesome.

Parallel...and let me tell you, it is a bitch going through narrow corridors, but it it gains me applause from the French war-gamers.

I was inspired by old fencing manuals, some of which illustrated duelists with bicrones on.
Dyakovo
28-04-2009, 22:01
I know. He just looks like he's gonna ram his fists through the screen, tear his way into your house and pummel you to death.

Now, now, no telling...

*prepares to bash his way through NNLDI's screen and pummel him half to death*
Dumb Ideologies
28-04-2009, 22:02
You don't get enough of that already? :p

Ba-dum-tsch. Very good :p
Conserative Morality
28-04-2009, 22:07
Rejoice! It is I, CM!
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk294/Tombombadil9/100_1121.jpg
Dyakovo
28-04-2009, 22:09
Rejoice! It is I, CM!
<SNIP GOOFY PIC>

Wow... I hope you were trying to look really goofy... If not, I'm sorry.
The Parkus Empire
28-04-2009, 22:15
Rejoice! It is I, CM!

:tongue: That expression is silly as Hell...suits you, though.

And I do not believe that you are as unattractive as you claimed, though I am not a good judge of young-teenage males.
Dyakovo
28-04-2009, 22:17
And I do not believe that you are as unattractive as you claimed.

Perv
UvV
28-04-2009, 22:19
Rejoice! It is I, CM!
<imgsnip>

So. Damn. American.
Dumb Ideologies
28-04-2009, 22:26
http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss66/JessU345/n1409379176_30119343_817.jpg

Image may or may not work, I don't really know what I'm doing here! I participate in this thread against my better judgement. I shall return once I've donned some flame-retardant clothing :tongue:
Rambhutan
28-04-2009, 22:28
Rejoice! It is I, CM!
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk294/Tombombadil9/100_1121.jpg

If they ever remake the Waltons you should get the part of Ben
Dyakovo
28-04-2009, 22:29
http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss66/JessU345/n1409379176_30119343_817.jpg

Image may or may not work, I don't really know what I'm doing here! I participate in this thread against my better judgement. I shall return once I've donned some flame-retardant clothing :tongue:

*preps flamethrower*
*awaits DI's return*

You look...
Very serious.
Brutland and Norden
28-04-2009, 22:59
Rejoice! It is I, CM!
--snip pic--
I almost choked on my Coke! Funny expression! :D
Dumb Ideologies
28-04-2009, 22:59
*preps flamethrower*
*awaits DI's return*

You look...
Very serious.

Really? Ah, well. That would be because I'm one of those people who cannot smile in a way that does not make me look crazy. Its not as easy a thing to do as it sounds, this smiling business
Dyakovo
28-04-2009, 23:03
Really? Ah, well. That would be because I'm one of those people who cannot smile in a way that does not make me look crazy. Its not as easy a thing to do as it sounds, this smiling business

I think your worries about getting ridiculed based on your pic were unfounded, you're kinda cute for whatever my opinion is worth.

Mind you I'm not saying some of us won't do it...
Neo Art
28-04-2009, 23:04
Really? Ah, well. That would be because I'm one of those people who cannot smile in a way that does not make me look crazy. Its not as easy a thing to do as it sounds, this smiling business

I do have to say though, you pull off the cross very well. Wouldn't suspect at all if I didn't know.
Sarkhaan
28-04-2009, 23:08
I do have to say though, you pull off the cross very well. Wouldn't suspect at all if I didn't know.

ditto that. I'd even say cute.
Neo Art
28-04-2009, 23:09
ditto that. I'd even say cute.

well you would :p
Fartsniffage
28-04-2009, 23:11
Image may or may not work, I don't really know what I'm doing here! I participate in this thread against my better judgement. I shall return once I've donned some flame-retardant clothing :tongue:

Given the way you talk about yourself I was expecting something more along the lines of:

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/transvestite.jpg
The Parkus Empire
28-04-2009, 23:12
Image may or may not work, I don't really know what I'm doing here! I participate in this thread against my better judgement. I shall return once I've donned some flame-retardant clothing :tongue:

You look fine to me.
Neu Leonstein
28-04-2009, 23:17
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/Leonstein/economists.jpg

All right, here's a newer one. But just because I like the shirt.
Conserative Morality
28-04-2009, 23:26
Wow... I hope you were trying to look really goofy... If not, I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, definitely. :tongue:
:tongue: That expression is silly as Hell...suits you, though.

Of course. :D

And I do not believe that you are as unattractive as you claimed, though I am not a good judge of young-teenage males.
Eh, who is?
So. Damn. American.
Like Apple pie and Baseball! Wait, I don't like either of those...
If they ever remake the Waltons you should get the part of Ben
*is clueless as to what that is...*
I almost choked on my Coke! Funny expression! :D
I'm glad to see I've brought laughter to so many Generalites. :wink:
Antilon
28-04-2009, 23:30
There should be an NS forums yearbook...
Sarkhaan
28-04-2009, 23:32
well you would :p
When're you coming for your peach exfoliant, sailor?
JuNii
28-04-2009, 23:36
Really? Ah, well. That would be because I'm one of those people who cannot smile in a way that does not make me look crazy. Its not as easy a thing to do as it sounds, this smiling business

I dunno... I can picture you with a nice smile...
Brutland and Norden
28-04-2009, 23:38
Just ten days ago...
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8697/mexico500msmall.png

I searched for a decent pic without my face, so here is me underwater:
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/661/kyleunderwater.png
Dumb Ideologies
28-04-2009, 23:44
I dunno... I can picture you with a nice smile...

I'm not suggesting that I can't smile normally in other contexts. My problem is, as soon as a camera is placed in front of me and I'm asked to do it on demand...well, I don't really know what to do and it always looks false in the extreme. Strange, that :confused:
Dyakovo
28-04-2009, 23:45
I'm not suggesting that I can't smile normally in other contexts. My problem is, as soon as a camera is placed in front of me and I'm asked to do it on demand...well, I don't really know what to do and it always looks false in the extreme. Strange, that :confused:

Not really, I have the same problem... Note the smile in my pic...
JuNii
28-04-2009, 23:46
I'm not suggesting that I can't smile normally in other contexts. My problem is, as soon as a camera is placed in front of me and I'm asked to do it on demand...well, I don't really know what to do and it always looks false in the extreme. Strange, that :confused:

not really. happens to me... every time!
Poliwanacraca
28-04-2009, 23:56
I'm not suggesting that I can't smile normally in other contexts. My problem is, as soon as a camera is placed in front of me and I'm asked to do it on demand...well, I don't really know what to do and it always looks false in the extreme. Strange, that :confused:

I have trouble with that, too.

Your pic is cute, though!
Poliwanacraca
28-04-2009, 23:58
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/Leonstein/economists.jpg

All right, here's a newer one. But just because I like the shirt.

That is a pretty excellent shirt. :p
Big Jim P
29-04-2009, 00:42
The latest one of me, about a year old:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d21/blackdragontx/HPIM1277-1.jpg
Dyakovo
29-04-2009, 01:35
The latest one of me, about a year old:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d21/blackdragontx/HPIM1277-1.jpg

Why is that I have this urge to hunt you down and slap Robocop armor on you? :p
Ryadn
29-04-2009, 01:38
No, I'm serious. I'm too much of a sub.

Ah. Well, that's okay, I'm not. :p
Ryadn
29-04-2009, 01:41
*snip image*

Image may or may not work, I don't really know what I'm doing here! I participate in this thread against my better judgement. I shall return once I've donned some flame-retardant clothing :tongue:

Dude, aren't you the one who has used the words "frightening to children" in reference to yourself? You're freaking cute! I was bracing myself for a living Picasso! :p
Neesika
29-04-2009, 01:41
Ah. Well, that's okay, I'm not. :p

See? We're perfect for one another :D

Also, I think you'd really enjoy GoG :)
Neesika
29-04-2009, 01:43
Image may or may not work, I don't really know what I'm doing here! I participate in this thread against my better judgement. I shall return once I've donned some flame-retardant clothing :tongue:

I had no idea you were a female of the species!

A yummy female of the species!
The One Eyed Weasel
29-04-2009, 01:45
Rejoice! It is I, CM!
<snip>

Jimmy...? Is that you...?


Holy hell you look too much like a good friend of mine.
Neesika
29-04-2009, 01:55
One more headless one. Rydan's seen it already. I'm boring her :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/DSCN1997.jpg
Jordaxia
29-04-2009, 02:04
One more headless one. Rydan's seen it already. I'm boring her :D



Yum. What evil gods did you trade your very soul in for such a figure?
Neo Art
29-04-2009, 02:06
Yum. What evil gods did you trade your very soul in for such a figure?

sexy, sexy gods.
Poliwanacraca
29-04-2009, 02:08
sexy, sexy gods.

Seriously. I wonder if they'll take my soul, too...
Neesika
29-04-2009, 02:09
Yum. What evil gods did you trade your very soul in for such a figure?

Lol, danke, but of course like all insane people, I'm never quite happy with what I've got. What an annoying trait.
sexy, sexy gods.

When I told them I was an atheist, they screamed and disappeared! I win!
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 02:09
One more headless one. Rydan's seen it already. I'm boring her :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/DSCN1997.jpg

That pic needs something.... hmmm.

I know, a shiny metallic pole!
Neesika
29-04-2009, 02:10
lol, danke, but of course like all insane people, i'm never quite happy with what i've got. What an annoying trait.



seriously. I wonder if they'll take my soul, too...

QED.

Stop that Poli. I may have to spank you.
Neesika
29-04-2009, 02:11
That pic needs something.... hmmm.

I know, a shiny metallic pole!

I'm more a St. Andrew's Cross kind of girl :D I wore this to a sex club in Vegas. Interestingly enough, I can make the buttons pop open with a swift inhalation...
Poliwanacraca
29-04-2009, 02:12
qed.

Today I discovered that my cute black slacks that I wore all the time two years ago literally will no longer zip up at all. It is therefore not the best day for convincing me that I don't need to sacrifice my soul to the "make my ass less flabby" gods. :p
Neo Art
29-04-2009, 02:12
Seriously. I wonder if they'll take my soul, too...

Too late dear. 'Fraid that ship already sailed :p
Poliwanacraca
29-04-2009, 02:12
QED.

Stop that Poli. I may have to spank you.

In NA's dreams. ;)
Neo Art
29-04-2009, 02:12
QED.

Stop that Poli. I may have to spank you.

.......

dear penthouse...

In NA's dreams. ;)

GOD DAMN IT STOP THAT!
Neesika
29-04-2009, 02:16
Today I discovered that my cute black slacks that I wore all the time two years ago literally will no longer zip up at all. It is therefore not the best day for convincing me that I don't need to sacrifice my soul to the "make my ass less flabby" gods. :p

I so totally hate it when my size 0 jeans no longer quite fit :P

Shush you! I am certain my clothes would hang off you, so enough silliness!

In NA's dreams. ;)

.......

dear penthouse...

GOD DAMN IT STOP THAT!

:D
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 02:16
I'm more a St. Andrew's Cross kind of girl :D I wore this to a sex club in Vegas. Interestingly enough, I can make the buttons pop open with a swift inhalation...


Bet that comes in handy.
Neesika
29-04-2009, 02:18
Bet that comes in handy.

Never know what sort of emergency needs you naked asap...
Poliwanacraca
29-04-2009, 02:19
I so totally hate it when my size 0 jeans no longer quite fit :P

Shut up, they're like size 4. Bitch. ;)

(But seriously, finding clothes that used to look great on you now cannot even be put on is friggin' depressing. Those were my "my ass looks so awesome in these pants" pants! *sigh*)
Neesika
29-04-2009, 02:23
Shut up, they're like size 4. Bitch. ;)

(But seriously, finding clothes that used to look great on you now cannot even be put on is friggin' depressing. Those were my "my ass looks so awesome in these pants" pants! *sigh*)

That used to drive me nuts. My hips got a lot wider after I had kids, so nothing fit the way it used to...I don't mind, I like having a big ass Butt still. :p

This is how I deal with it. I no longer keep different sized clothes. Not ones that are too big, not ones that are too small. It's not horribly expensive, because I don't buy too many outfits at once, but it's much better for my self esteem than having a closet of shit that doesn't fit right.
Poliwanacraca
29-04-2009, 02:28
That used to drive me nuts. My hips got a lot wider after I had kids, so nothing fit the way it used to...I don't mind, I like having a big ass Butt still. :p

This is how I deal with it. I no longer keep different sized clothes. Not ones that are too big, not ones that are too small. It's not horribly expensive, because I don't buy too many outfits at once, but it's much better for my self esteem than having a closet of shit that doesn't fit right.

I'm still holding out hope that I can lose the weight I've put on over the past couple of years - probably silly of me, because I keep failing at diet after diet, but I'll keep my pretty clothes that I can't wear anymore at least a little longer. I'm broke, so it's not like I can afford to replace them, anyway.
Neesika
29-04-2009, 02:31
I'm broke, so it's not like I can afford to replace them, anyway.

That's what boyfriends are for :p

And woman! If you lose any more weight, I suspect you'll blow away in the wind....

I was a size 4 in junior high, and I'm shorter than you :D
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 02:32
Here's another one. I am smiling but it's a bit tough with these two people on my back.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/camel.jpg
Nadkor
29-04-2009, 02:32
http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss66/JessU345/n1409379176_30119343_817.jpg

Image may or may not work, I don't really know what I'm doing here! I participate in this thread against my better judgement. I shall return once I've donned some flame-retardant clothing :tongue:

Shuddup, you're very pretty :)
Neesika
29-04-2009, 02:33
Here's another one. I am smiling but it's a bit tough with these two people on my back.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/camel.jpg

Lol...good lord your wife is a knockout. I'd tell you that you're pretty good looking too, but I'd hate to inflate your ego.
JuNii
29-04-2009, 02:34
Interestingly enough, I can make the buttons pop open with a swift inhalation...

ah, but what if he has Zippers instead of the button down jeans? :D
Poliwanacraca
29-04-2009, 02:35
That's what boyfriends are for :p

And woman! If you lose any more weight, I suspect you'll blow away in the wind....

I was a size 4 in junior high, and I'm shorter than you :D

Hahahaha.

I don't need to lose a lot - probably 10 or 15 pounds is all, just to get me back to roughly where I was before I went on the medication that made me gain weight. And, honestly, I don't really care what the scale says - I just want to be able to bend over in those pants again and make guys' brains stop working. ;)
Neesika
29-04-2009, 02:43
ah, but what if he has Zippers instead of the button down jeans? :D
Nicely done :D

Hahahaha.

I don't need to lose a lot - probably 10 or 15 pounds is all, just to get me back to roughly where I was before I went on the medication that made me gain weight. And, honestly, I don't really care what the scale says - I just want to be able to bend over in those pants again and make guys' brains stop working. ;)
Ah, the purpose of clothing!
Blouman Empire
29-04-2009, 02:45
Rejoice! It is I, CM!
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk294/Tombombadil9/100_1121.jpg

Bill Mumy (aka Will Robinson) is that you?
Blouman Empire
29-04-2009, 02:49
That pic needs something.... hmmm.

I know, a shiny metallic pole!

No it just needs me in it. ;)
Neesika
29-04-2009, 02:52
Bill Mumy (aka Will Robinson) is that you?

Oh fucking SPOT ON!
United Dependencies
29-04-2009, 02:55
Is it possible to post pictures from facebook?

*Looks at clock- must drag self away from computer.
Dluighinleigh
29-04-2009, 03:21
I...look like a butt (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/104_2139.jpg). A big butt (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/100_5116.jpg).


I was a cute baby (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/103_1723.jpg), though.
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 03:32
I...look like a butt (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/104_2139.jpg). A big butt (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/100_5116.jpg).


I was a cute baby (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/103_1723.jpg), though.

A bit hard on yourself. You look fine.
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 03:32
No it just needs me in it. ;)

Slipping the twenty in somewhere?
Dluighinleigh
29-04-2009, 03:34
A bit hard on yourself. You look fine.

Thanks. :)
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 03:34
Lol...good lord your wife is a knockout. I'd tell you that you're pretty good looking too, but I'd hate to inflate your ego.

Yeah I got lucky with that one. As for me ego it's been inflated and deflated so much over the years it just doesn't hold air like it use to.
Pirated Corsairs
29-04-2009, 03:45
A bit hard on yourself. You look fine.

I have to say, I quite agree.
Nadkor
29-04-2009, 03:47
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7132/358414223c4eaa58d0b.jpg
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 03:57
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7132/358414223c4eaa58d0b.jpg

Nice Sunset.
Neesika
29-04-2009, 04:03
I...look like a butt. A big butt. I was a cute baby though.

Yay for brunettes!
Saige Dragon
29-04-2009, 04:07
Well I guess it's time to disappoint all the ugly folks, here's another sexy Saige Dragon photo (http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs007.snc1/2844_92816554852_779899852_2486893_782458_n.jpg)*.

*Note, I'm not the paramedic. :p
The Parkus Empire
29-04-2009, 04:08
I...look like a butt (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/104_2139.jpg). A big butt (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/100_5116.jpg).


I was a cute baby (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/103_1723.jpg), though.

Nonsense, you are highly attractive.
SaintB
29-04-2009, 04:08
Image may or may not work, I don't really know what I'm doing here! I participate in this thread against my better judgement. I shall return once I've donned some flame-retardant clothing :tongue:

Nah, you're quite pretty. I expected a picture of one of the Warner Sister and a snide comment (which I would have though hilarious) but instead got a pleasant surprise.
Peisandros
29-04-2009, 04:13
I've noticed there is quite a lot of people with poor self-image or a lack of self-confidence among those who have posted here. I don't know what to make of it, interesting though.
The Parkus Empire
29-04-2009, 04:17
I've noticed there is quite a lot of people with poor self-image or a lack of self-confidence among those who have posted here. I don't know what to make of it, interesting though.

Nor I. My visage causes me no shame.
SaintB
29-04-2009, 04:17
I...look like a butt (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/104_2139.jpg). A big butt (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/100_5116.jpg).


I was a cute baby (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/mystified_mermaid/Photographs/103_1723.jpg), though.

Yeah uh huh... one hell of a nice looking Butt Maybe
SaintB
29-04-2009, 04:19
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7132/358414223c4eaa58d0b.jpg

Only if I could turn that camera around...
SaintB
29-04-2009, 04:20
I've noticed there is quite a lot of people with poor self-image or a lack of self-confidence among those who have posted here. I don't know what to make of it, interesting though.

My picture makes me look like hell
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 05:33
My picture makes me look like hell

Wasn't a bad pic I thought. Don't you have more?
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 05:34
Well I guess it's time to disappoint all the ugly folks, here's another sexy Saige Dragon photo (http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs007.snc1/2844_92816554852_779899852_2486893_782458_n.jpg)*.

*Note, I'm not the paramedic. :p

I see they are using you as the practice dummy. :p
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 05:35
I've noticed there is quite a lot of people with poor self-image or a lack of self-confidence among those who have posted here. I don't know what to make of it, interesting though.

Not sure if I understand it myself. I always take the who cares approach. If they like it great if not, whatever.
Saige Dragon
29-04-2009, 05:45
I see they are using you as the practice dummy. :p

Except it wasn't practice. :tongue:
Dluighinleigh
29-04-2009, 05:46
I have to say, I quite agree.
Thanks~

Yay for brunettes!
I ditto the yay!

Nonsense, you are highly attractive.
Thankyou!

Yeah uh huh... one hell of a nice looking Butt Maybe
:)
Dluighinleigh
29-04-2009, 05:47
I've noticed there is quite a lot of people with poor self-image or a lack of self-confidence among those who have posted here. I don't know what to make of it, interesting though.

I do have a poor-self image. I blame my mother. :p
Neo Art
29-04-2009, 05:49
I do have a poor-self image. I blame my mother. :p

ehh, all in all, not bad :p
Trollgaard
29-04-2009, 06:02
Here's a few of me from a month or so ago:
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5678/picture056g.th.jpg (http://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture056g.jpg)

Me enjoying the first smoke of the day
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4793/picture059x.th.jpg (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture059x.jpg)

And my new tattoo (hopefully the first of several I'll get this year)
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5691/picture063j.th.jpg (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture063j.jpg)
Jordaxia
29-04-2009, 06:05
I've noticed there is quite a lot of people with poor self-image or a lack of self-confidence among those who have posted here. I don't know what to make of it, interesting though.

Lots of self image beliefs are due to something that the individual reinforces on themselves. This is a relaxed, friendly thread with people joking and not being all that serious, it's a fairly risk free environment to get a few nice compliments about your appearance and feel better about yourself. That's my pop psychology take on it anyway.
King Arthur the Great
29-04-2009, 06:15
I suppose I'll put mine up, taken just moments ago as part of a pet project that I'm working on.

I present to you the glory that is Artie:

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4561/img0418i.jpg


http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3880/img0380.jpg


http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4773/img0388m.jpg

The Indy-look is intentional, it's for a presentation on the misconceptions about real science and cinema (I chose Archaeological Studies, but anything not on a Discovery Channel affiliate will suffice).
Trollgaard
29-04-2009, 06:18
Nice pics King Arthur. Your leather jacket looks nice and shiny. Mine is starting to look a bit beat up. I need to oil it, I think.
King Arthur the Great
29-04-2009, 06:28
Nice pics King Arthur. Your leather jacket looks nice and shiny. Mine is starting to look a bit beat up. I need to oil it, I think.

I'm in the South-Eastern U.S. right now, and the rain necessitates the leather. It's my newer leather jacket, I have a two others that are in my permanent residence. One is a faux-WWII era jacket modeled after the B-17 crew jackets, given to me by my grandfather, and the other is a full length leather duster that I got as a present for a birthday. The one you see is actually a couple years old, but only sees use during light to medium rain storms. The older midlength jacket from my granddad is better insulated, and that's the one that I wear up north. It's also distinctly un-shiny.
Lord Tothe
29-04-2009, 06:39
Maybe I'll post here tomorrow. The only recent pics I can find are from the T.E.A. party. I almost make a tricorne look good :p
SaintB
29-04-2009, 06:41
Wasn't a bad pic I thought. Don't you have more?

Nope, just that one shitty camera phone shot and one from 4 years ago when I looked like a Disco King.
Delator
29-04-2009, 08:12
A drawing of me by someone who has never met me, nor seen a picture of me...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/de477003.jpg

:tongue:
Bokkiwokki
29-04-2009, 08:30
Worse still: a drawing of me by someone who has seen me. :tongue:
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6953/karik.jpg
Peisandros
29-04-2009, 08:32
Nor I. My visage causes me no shame.

Not sure if I understand it myself. I always take the who cares approach. If they like it great if not, whatever.

Hmm yeah, these are my feelings.


Lots of self image beliefs are due to something that the individual reinforces on themselves. This is a relaxed, friendly thread with people joking and not being all that serious, it's a fairly risk free environment to get a few nice compliments about your appearance and feel better about yourself. That's my pop psychology take on it anyway.

Hmm, I guess so, see where you're coming from. Personally, if I had self-image issues this is the last place I would put myself up for judgement.
Eofaerwic
29-04-2009, 10:04
One more headless one. Rydan's seen it already. I'm boring her :D


The rest of us however...

I'm more a St. Andrew's Cross kind of girl :D I wore this to a sex club in Vegas. Interestingly enough, I can make the buttons pop open with a swift inhalation...

... are having fun with comments like this :D

Shut up, they're like size 4. Bitch. ;)

(But seriously, finding clothes that used to look great on you now cannot even be put on is friggin' depressing. Those were my "my ass looks so awesome in these pants" pants! *sigh*)

How do US and UK sizes compare? Because a size 4 over here would probably be too tight on Victoria Beckham, so my mind is boggling (for a comparison I wear UK size 8 to 10 clothes)
Jordaxia
29-04-2009, 10:21
How do US and UK sizes compare? Because a size 4 over here would probably be too tight on Victoria Beckham, so my mind is boggling (for a comparison I wear UK size 8 to 10 clothes)

*scowl* some of us struggle with 14-16. >>

(clarification: I'm just being snarky as I've not slept. I'm aware sometimes my faux-aggressive humour doesn't translate well through text unless you know me. :D)
Nadkor
29-04-2009, 12:08
Only if I could turn that camera around...

Sorry, it'll be a long, long time before anyone on NSG catches a glimpse of my face :tongue:...

Although, due to the fact that we frequent the same bars, Yootopia has probably seen me already and not known it.
Marrakech II
29-04-2009, 12:19
Except it wasn't practice. :tongue:

What did you do dummy?
The_pantless_hero
29-04-2009, 12:25
Worse still: a drawing of me by someone who has seen me. :tongue:
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6953/karik.jpg

So you look like George Lucas, but if he was dropped on his head as a child?
Extreme Ironing
29-04-2009, 12:28
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh292/Dan_Rollison/Flackwell/IMG_1143.jpg

I took this picture.
Dundee-Fienn
29-04-2009, 12:30
The least face revealing pic I could find and a desperate attempt to look cool :p

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/Dundee-Fienn/052.jpg
Extreme Ironing
29-04-2009, 12:33
The least face revealing pic I could find and a desperate attempt to look cool :p

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/Dundee-Fienn/052.jpg

Do all skydiving outfits give the impression of a clown flying?
Dundee-Fienn
29-04-2009, 12:42
Do all skydiving outfits give the impression of a clown flying?

T'is Strongbow colours. I'm classy like that

Edit : And my original nation has reappeared. Woo
Fictions
29-04-2009, 13:02
A self portrait, because that is all I trust people with heh.
http://i356.photobucket.com/albums/oo10/xresNTAP/qwe3rtyui.gif
Yes, I am paranoid xD
UvV
29-04-2009, 13:30
UvV, a few months ago. The beard has improved somewhat since then, and the hair is longer.

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs021.snc1/2379_54634097946_505402946_1599190_7057878_n.jpg

And myself with Coraline the Snowbeing, in about February.

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2236/68/20/1059141940/n1059141940_30179534_1239.jpg
Nodinia
29-04-2009, 14:16
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7132/358414223c4eaa58d0b.jpg


I expected something more male and Pinstripesque.....
Nadkor
29-04-2009, 14:42
I expected something more male and Pinstripesque.....

Pinsqtripesque?
Saige Dragon
29-04-2009, 15:18
What did you do dummy?

I had it out with the ground in Switzerland. :p

UvV, a few months ago. The beard has improved somewhat since then, and the hair is longer.

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs021.snc1/2379_54634097946_505402946_1599190_7057878_n.jpg

Awesome hat dude!
UvV
29-04-2009, 15:21
I had it out with the ground in Switzerland. :p

Awesome hat dude!

Thanks. Unfortunately, it was on loan from a friend, and isn't actually mine.
Ring of Isengard
29-04-2009, 15:42
Is it wrong that this...intrigued me?

I hope not, cos it intrigued me.
VirginiaCooper
29-04-2009, 16:00
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v191/41/32/1569360021/n1569360021_30032341_2686.jpg

A personal favorite.
No Names Left Damn It
29-04-2009, 17:01
SNIP PIC

You look fairly like this girl who used to go to school with me. She ate babies.
Poliwanacraca
29-04-2009, 17:01
How do US and UK sizes compare? Because a size 4 over here would probably be too tight on Victoria Beckham, so my mind is boggling (for a comparison I wear UK size 8 to 10 clothes)

*googles*

It appears that a US 4 is about the same as a UK 6.
Dumb Ideologies
29-04-2009, 17:10
You look fairly like this girl who used to go to school with me. She ate babies.

But...I thought only the brown people did that? :p
Eofaerwic
29-04-2009, 17:10
*googles*

It appears that a US 4 is about the same as a UK 6.

That's tiny! I don't think you can actually get UK size 6 clothing, I have enough trouble trying to get size 8 clothes
The Atlantian islands
29-04-2009, 17:13
http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss66/JessU345/n1409379176_30119343_817.jpg

Image may or may not work, I don't really know what I'm doing here! I participate in this thread against my better judgement. I shall return once I've donned some flame-retardant clothing :tongue:

You're not at all how I pictured you. You are also very, very pretty. :)
No Names Left Damn It
29-04-2009, 17:13
But...I thought only the brown people did that? :p

She was from Tanzania, it might have rubbed off.
Ring of Isengard
29-04-2009, 17:15
http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss66/JessU345/n1409379176_30119343_817.jpg

Image may or may not work, I don't really know what I'm doing here! I participate in this thread against my better judgement. I shall return once I've donned some flame-retardant clothing :tongue:

You're a girl!? You're really quite fit!?
Conserative Morality
29-04-2009, 18:25
Jimmy...? Is that you...?


Holy hell you look too much like a good friend of mine.
I've been hearing that a lot... :D
Bill Mumy (aka Will Robinson) is that you?
Oh fucking SPOT ON!
:tongue:
Ring of Isengard
29-04-2009, 18:29
I would post a pic, but the last one that was taken was when I was like 13.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
29-04-2009, 19:14
That's tiny! I don't think you can actually get UK size 6 clothing, I have enough trouble trying to get size 8 clothes

Yeah, that's weird. According to this online converter (http://www.onlineconversion.com/clothing_womens.htm) a US 4 is a German 32 - I don't think I've ever even seen a piece of clothing that size. The smallest is really a 34, for the really tiny girls. I just checked the online shops of Pimkie and H&M, both the preferred shopping grounds for the modern anorexic teen, and their sizes only go down to 34.

And if a US size 4 would be a 32 then the fabled "size zero" Hollywood stars would be impossible - even by Hollywood standards.

So I turned to Wiki and it turns out it's all super complicated, mainly because the US apparently has been dabbling quite extensively in vanity sizing and has veered off their "standard" sizes several decades back.
Clicky:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_standard_clothing_size
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanity_sizing

And that fabled size zero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Size_zero) apparently actually equals a German size 32. Which, yeah, is what I guess Victoria Beckham et al. would be wearing.
Poliwanacraca
29-04-2009, 20:10
Yeah, that's weird. According to this online converter (http://www.onlineconversion.com/clothing_womens.htm) a US 4 is a German 32 - I don't think I've ever even seen a piece of clothing that size. The smallest is really a 34, for the really tiny girls. I just checked the online shops of Pimkie and H&M, both the preferred shopping grounds for the modern anorexic teen, and their sizes only go down to 34.

And if a US size 4 would be a 32 then the fabled "size zero" Hollywood stars would be impossible - even by Hollywood standards.

So I turned to Wiki and it turns out it's all super complicated, mainly because the US apparently has been dabbling quite extensively in vanity sizing and has veered off their "standard" sizes several decades back.
Clicky:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_standard_clothing_size
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanity_sizing

And that fabled size zero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Size_zero) apparently actually equals a German size 32. Which, yeah, is what I guess Victoria Beckham et al. would be wearing.

Yay for WYTYG being more thorough in her research than I was! I just pulled up the first conversion chart on Google.

Basically, an American size 4 fits women who are on the lower end of the "healthy" BMI range. So, you know, thinner than most people, but generally with actual boobs and hips and such. Size 0s tend to be worn by the sticklike teenage girls who do not actually appear to have hit puberty and/or consumed food in the past month. Size 8-10 or so is probably around what most people would think of as an average healthy women, and size 16 and above is what we start thinking of as "plus size."

Also, I want to move to Germany, where it sounds as if the sizes are based on an actual measurement rather than just being random numbers pulled out of someone's ass. :p
Nodinia
29-04-2009, 20:25
Pinsqtripesque?


Suit wearing.....lawyerly.....
Ring of Isengard
29-04-2009, 20:38
Suit wearing.....lawyerly.....

lawyerly? Is that a word?
Mirkana
29-04-2009, 21:00
Mine (http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm297/Meshakhad/cthulhu.jpg).
Brutland and Norden
29-04-2009, 21:06
But...I thought only the brown people did that? :p
You racist! We don't eat babies! We eat adults! :p
King Arthur the Great
29-04-2009, 21:35
ugliness

Wow. To that, I can only say:

I DEFY THEE!
Mirkana
29-04-2009, 21:48
Wow. To that, I can only say:

I DEFY THEE!

*eats you*
Pirated Corsairs
29-04-2009, 22:10
Mine (http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm297/Meshakhad/cthulhu.jpg).

That's exactly how I imagined you.
Mirkana
29-04-2009, 22:19
That's exactly how I imagined you.

Might as well change my avatar to match...
Fartsniffage
29-04-2009, 22:21
Might as well change my avatar to match...

I can't believe you got rid of the Jew-Jitsu guy.

You damn gentile.
Mirkana
29-04-2009, 22:24
I can't believe you got rid of the Jew-Jitsu guy.

You damn gentile.

That gives me an idea...
Sarkhaan
29-04-2009, 22:25
That gives me an idea...

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Fartsniffage
29-04-2009, 22:27
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
Krytenia
29-04-2009, 22:30
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so, but where are we going to get a hundredweight of calamari?
Mirkana
29-04-2009, 22:32
All of you are wrong. But how could I expect your puny minds to even conceive of... JEWISH CTHULHU!
5th Dimension
29-04-2009, 22:35
I'll be the first to post a pic of myself I guess...

http://tylerenglishfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fat_bastard.jpg
Nice man boobs. :eek2:
Krytenia
29-04-2009, 22:35
All of you are wrong. But how could I expect your puny minds to even conceive of... JEWISH CTHULHU!
Jewthulhu?
Fartsniffage
29-04-2009, 22:36
All of you are wrong. But how could I expect your puny minds to even conceive of... JEWISH CTHULHU!

How would that work? He'd be all judgemental and shit but then his overbearing mother would guilt him into being an accountant, marrying that nice Goldberg girl and going to Synagogue every Friday.

An accountant with tentacles just isn't scary.
Mirkana
29-04-2009, 22:40
How would that work? He'd be all judgemental and shit but then his overbearing mother would guilt him into being an accountant, marrying that nice Goldberg girl and going to Synagogue every Friday.

An accountant with tentacles just isn't scary.

No, she'd just call to make sure he eats 1d6 players every round.
Krytenia
29-04-2009, 22:40
How would that work? He'd be all judgemental and shit but then his overbearing mother would guilt him into being an accountant, marrying that nice Goldberg girl and going to Synagogue every Friday.

An accountant with tentacles just isn't scary.
Of course, if he was Hassidic, even the tentacles wouldn't be scary...all curled up like that...
Pirated Corsairs
29-04-2009, 23:48
No, she'd just call to make sure he eats 1d6 players every round.

Would one be able to avoid being eaten by polymorphing into a pig?
King Arthur the Great
30-04-2009, 00:08
*eats you*

Don't you know that I'm not Kosher?

Would one be able to avoid being eaten by polymorphing into a pig?

Yes. Or just do what I do, and be generally non-Kosher to begin with, and he wouldn't be able to go near you.
Marrakech II
30-04-2009, 02:33
Sorry, it'll be a long, long time before anyone on NSG catches a glimpse of my face :tongue:...

Although, due to the fact that we frequent the same bars, Yootopia has probably seen me already and not known it.

I don't blame you. I wouldn't want Yootopia spotting me in a bar either. :p
Ryadn
30-04-2009, 03:01
That's what boyfriends are for :p

And woman! If you lose any more weight, I suspect you'll blow away in the wind....

I was a size 4 in junior high, and I'm shorter than you :D

I wore a size 4... two years and about 15 pounds ago. :(

I do have a poor-self image. I blame my mother. :p

That's generally the best route. I blame your mother, too.

*snip*

...Jesus?

I would post a pic, but the last one that was taken was when I was like 13.

Wasn't that, like, last year?

So I turned to Wiki and it turns out it's all super complicated, mainly because the US apparently has been dabbling quite extensively in vanity sizing and has veered off their "standard" sizes several decades back.
Clicky:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_standard_clothing_size
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanity_sizing

And that fabled size zero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Size_zero) apparently actually equals a German size 32. Which, yeah, is what I guess Victoria Beckham et al. would be wearing.

Yeah, US vanity sizing is ridiculous. I'm 5'8.5" and around 135, and wear a 6. In my mom's day I probably would have been a 10.

Basically, Victoria Beckham could use my dress as a tent. :/
Ryadn
30-04-2009, 03:02
How would that work? He'd be all judgemental and shit but then his overbearing mother would guilt him into being an accountant, marrying that nice Goldberg girl and going to Synagogue every Friday.

An accountant with tentacles just isn't scary.

On the contrary...what could possibly be scarier? Except maybe a lawyer with tentacles...
Ring of Isengard
30-04-2009, 07:59
Wasn't that, like, last year?


Two and a half years ago.
Nodinia
30-04-2009, 08:42
An accountant with tentacles just isn't scary.

...and a Doctor with tentacles may even be useful....all American lawyers seem to be believed to have them issued at qualification so they'd be a bit redundant there...
Nodinia
30-04-2009, 08:43
lawyerly? Is that a word?

Is now.
Ring of Isengard
30-04-2009, 08:53
Is now.

My spell checker didn't correct it, so it must be.
Entsetzen
30-04-2009, 09:06
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j45/17932486/einheit.jpg
Nadkor
30-04-2009, 09:15
Suit wearing.....lawyerly.....

Nah, still a student, sure. No suits for me...
Nodinia
30-04-2009, 11:15
Nah, still a student, sure. No suits for me...

I thought you said you qualified...must have ye confused with some one else.
Sol - III
30-04-2009, 15:35
Me. (http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu95/caw07/n536830087_3359272_4310.jpg)

In Much Ado About Nothing.
Neesika
30-04-2009, 16:58
Nah, still a student, sure. No suits for me...

Do you guys have any sort of program for taking on small criminal or civil matters? I did a stint in criminal law, it was awesome. Even when it was just docket court I came out feeling like I was fucking hardcore.

Though there is still the distinction between barristers and solicitors in the UK, no?
Smunkeeville
30-04-2009, 17:13
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/p_00001.jpg

Not the best picture but the lighting sucked *shrugs*

You're pretty cute.
Eofaerwic
30-04-2009, 17:13
Do you guys have any sort of program for taking on small criminal or civil matters? I did a stint in criminal law, it was awesome. Even when it was just docket court I came out feeling like I was fucking hardcore.

Though there is still the distinction between barristers and solicitors in the UK, no?

Yup, barristers are the ones with the silly wigs *nods*

And I'm sure there's other minor things about being able to argue cases in court, but basically it's about the wig.
Neesika
30-04-2009, 17:16
Yup, barristers are the ones with the silly wigs *nods*

And I'm sure there's other minor things about being able to argue cases in court, but basically it's about the wig.

I can't imagine being streamed into only being a solicitor...it's not that I want to be in court ALL the time...

No, no, that's not true, I do :D

There's enough paperwork on the barrister side of things as it is...if I could never break that up with some court work, I'd quit my job, get hired by the Post Office, work there for a while and then go postal.
Nodinia
30-04-2009, 20:31
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j45/17932486/einheit.jpg


Behold, the Son of Halford!!!

(Though for obvious reasons that would be a bit miraclous)
Entsetzen
30-04-2009, 21:07
Behold, the Son of Halford!!!

(Though for obvious reasons that would be a bit miraclous)
??:confused:
Dyakovo
30-04-2009, 21:11
I would post a pic, but the last one that was taken was when I was like 13.Wasn't that, like, last month?

Fixed... :p
Dyakovo
30-04-2009, 21:13
??:confused:

\/ \/ \/
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ab/Rob_Halford_march_2009.jpg/402px-Rob_Halford_march_2009.jpg
(Rob Halford of Judas Priest)

I think...
Dumb Ideologies
30-04-2009, 21:13
Behold, the Son of Halford!!!

(Though for obvious reasons that would be a bit miraclous)

Hah. Thats uncanny. Well noted.

I can't believe I didn't notice the similarity.
Andaluciae
30-04-2009, 21:18
Guy on the left with the Wallace & Gromit Smile, not the screamer.

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/8683/n12404880420689895875.jpg

What? This was the only picture on my work PC.
Marrakech II
30-04-2009, 22:18
Behold, the Son of Halford!!!

(Though for obvious reasons that would be a bit miraclous)

wow, I didn't realize this until you brought it up, lol.
The Parkus Empire
30-04-2009, 23:28
With short hair and a shave:

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9da11b3127ccec6a9e1f3b2df00000040O00IYsmrNo2csQe3nwI/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

Behind me is my bicorne.
No true scotsman
30-04-2009, 23:48
Considering I may regret this... these are a couple of years old

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j106/gemnoire/n222307000_2298982_4042.jpg

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j106/gemnoire/n222307000_2298983_5504.jpg

Yes, I too like corsets- though I don't tend to wear mine as much any more. I enjoy dancing to electronica too much when I go out and I find corsets are unproductive in this endeavour

Gothy! *applauds*
No true scotsman
30-04-2009, 23:50
Point...

Oh, and guess I should post my pic since I 've done more than lurk...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/0314080746.jpg

In the movie adaptation of NSG, Dyakovo will be played by Vin Diesel.
Curious Inquiry
30-04-2009, 23:50
Guy on the left with the Wallace & Gromit Smile, not the screamer.

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/8683/n12404880420689895875.jpg

What? This was the only picture on my work PC."Cheeeeeeeese!"
Londim
01-05-2009, 00:51
In the movie adaptation of NSG, Dyakovo will be played by Vin Diesel.

I think NSG would probably be best as an action film. The hero at the end will utter this memorable one liner, "Source bitch."
The Parkus Empire
01-05-2009, 00:53
I think NSG would probably be best as an action film. The hero at the end will utter this memorable one liner, "Source bitch."

It might make a good romantic comedy.
Marrakech II
01-05-2009, 01:23
It might make a good romantic comedy.

Most likely would be banned from public viewing due to nudity, violence and religious offenses.
North Calaveras
01-05-2009, 01:29
http://www.myspace.com/kashwilson behold ^^
The Atlantian islands
01-05-2009, 01:43
I think NSG would probably be best as an action film. The hero at the end will utter this memorable one liner, "Source bitch."
Tense scenes will be aleviated with comic relief by lines like "hey, atleast [insert claim] wasn't as bad as Pinochet!" which would immediately lead to some sort of Heikoku-TAI cartoon fight-cloud with South Parkesque screams of "rabble rabble rabble" emitting from within to the amusement of lame citcom-style audience laughter.

http://cache.thephoenix.com/secure/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/News/News_Stories/fight_cartoon.jpg
The Parkus Empire
01-05-2009, 01:57
Most likely would be banned from public viewing due to nudity, violence and religious offenses.

And lots of language. :D
Conserative Morality
01-05-2009, 01:59
And lots of language. :D

Hell yes.

Em, I mean... :tongue:
Conserative Morality
01-05-2009, 02:03
Tense scenes will be aleviated with comic relief by lines like "hey, atleast [insert claim] wasn't as bad as Pinochet!" which would immediately lead to some sort of Heikoku-TAI cartoon fight-cloud with South Parkesque screams of "rabble rabble rabble" emitting from within to the amusement of lame citcom-style audience laughter.


Really? I thought that it would be more along the lines of an exciting scene ending, zoom to the top of a brick rooftop, night sky draped across the background, nothing but the wind for sound as you two stare across at each other. You and H2 are on the of the rooftop. "Pinochet" You would begin, "Was a needed transitional stage to Free-market capitalism!" Drawing a rapier from your cloak. H2 would then bare his teeth, also drawing a rapier. "He was a horrible monster! His only goal was to hold onto power, at any cost!" A shout of 'En guarde" and between thrusts, parries and blows, you would continue the argument. This would be a recurring scene, of course.:D

And Parkus will be on the sidelines, commenting on your fencing talent.:p
The Atlantian islands
01-05-2009, 02:10
Really? I thought that it would be more along the lines of an exciting scene ending, zoom to the top of a brick rooftop, night sky draped across the background, nothing but the wind for sound as you two stare across at each other. You and H2 are on the of the rooftop. "Pinochet" You would begin, "Was a needed transitional stage to Free-market capitalism!" Drawing a rapier from your cloak. H2 would then bare his teeth, also drawing a rapier. "He was a horrible monster! His only goal was to hold onto power, at any cost!" A shout of 'En guarde" and between thrusts, parries and blows, you would continue the argument. This would be a recurring scene, of course.:D

And Parkus will be on the sidelines, commenting on your fencing talent.:p
Lol! I've been one-upped :p

And like....after the credits have rolled, it could go back to that scene "80 years later" or so, and it's the two of us, still at each other's throats, both old as dirt in rocking chairs, both waving our canes at each other while continuing our argument between coughs and wheezes in extremely exaggerated 'geezer-on-porch' voices. :D
Hydesland
01-05-2009, 02:12
Haha just saw a quote of your pic TAI (your deletion was futile, mwahahaha). You look like the most Aryan person ever, was that taken just before going to a rally? :D
Marrakech II
01-05-2009, 02:15
Haha just saw a quote of your pic TAI (your deletion was futile, mwahahaha). You look like the most Aryan person ever, was that taken just before going to a rally? :D

He deleted his pic? I don't remember but was TAI's boots showing in the pic?
The Parkus Empire
01-05-2009, 02:17
Haha just saw a quote of your pic TAI (your deletion was futile, mwahahaha). You look like the most Aryan person ever, was that taken just before going to a rally? :D

You do know he is Jewish, right?
Hydesland
01-05-2009, 02:23
He deleted his pic? I don't remember but was TAI's boots showing in the pic?

Hmm, can't remember. He was wearing a jumper and a scarf I think.
Hydesland
01-05-2009, 02:23
You do know he is Jewish, right?

:eek: Oh yeah! Maybe he's the self hating type. :tongue:
The Parkus Empire
01-05-2009, 02:25
:eek: Oh yeah! Maybe he's the self hating type. :tongue:

Everybody hates the Jews--even the Jews. :wink:
Hydesland
01-05-2009, 02:28
Hmmm, the pic has vanished from the thread! Even the quote! Maybe I mixed him up with someone else.
The Atlantian islands
01-05-2009, 02:30
:eek: Oh yeah! Maybe he's the self hating type. :tongue:
I quite love myself, actually. :p


(every night, if I have the time) ;)
Hmm, can't remember. He was wearing a jumper and a scarf I think.
Are you sure it wasn't me wearing a ridiculously nazi SS outfit while standing in front of a swastika flag . . . . I mean since you're already on a roll, why stop there? :p
You do know he is Jewish, right?
It seems the fact that I would get absolutely slaughtered at a Nazi rally is a minor detail. :p
He deleted his pic? I don't remember but was TAI's boots showing in the pic?
They were right next to my night stand upon which lies a picture of Goebbels, obviously. :rolleyes::p
Haha just saw a quote of your pic TAI (your deletion was futile, mwahahaha). You look like the most Aryan person ever, was that taken just before going to a rally? :D
My deletion was futile . . . or was it . . .

Anyway, my apperance is a precaution in case the Nazis ever take over again, as I'll have prime position as infiltrator cell numero uno. ;)
The Atlantian islands
01-05-2009, 02:31
Hmmm, the pic has vanished from the thread! Even the quote! Maybe I mixed him up with someone else.

. . . or did you . . .

DUHN DUHNNN DUNNNNNNNNN
Hydesland
01-05-2009, 02:33
Anyway, my apperance is a precaution in case the Nazis ever take over again, as I'll have prime position as infiltrator cell numero uno. ;)

Heh. Unfortunately, I look a little more Jewish, although my hair isn't quite black enough and my nose isn't quite big enough, so I'll probably be alright if that were the case (as long as they don't look at my ancestry).
The Atlantian islands
01-05-2009, 02:45
Heh. Unfortunately, I look a little more Jewish, although my hair isn't quite black enough and my nose isn't quite big enough, so I'll probably be alright if that were the case (as long as they don't look at my ancestry).
Oh, are you Jewish though? I don't beleive I knew that. Haha, "unfortunately" . . . come on there are good looking Jews. Being Jewish does not necessarily mean looking like this dude:

http://www.od43.com/Der_Ewige_Jude_1.jpg
Hydesland
01-05-2009, 02:56
Oh, are you Jewish though?

Yeah, I'm kind of 'half' Ashkenazi Jew (my great grandfather allegedly even knew Einstein, that's what my great uncle tells me, but he is a bit nutty now). My Dad is a proper Brit though, so I don't quite look like an evil Trotsky :p.
Big Jim P
01-05-2009, 03:20
Oh, are you Jewish though? I don't beleive I knew that. Haha, "unfortunately" . . . come on there are good looking Jews. Being Jewish does not necessarily mean looking like this dude:

http://www.od43.com/Der_Ewige_Jude_1.jpg

Saw a hot jewish tank driver on the History channel recently. Loved her accent too.
No true scotsman
01-05-2009, 04:18
You do know he is Jewish, right?

(Loosely) based on true story:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247199/
Hydesland
01-05-2009, 04:22
(Loosely) based on true story:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247199/

Holy crap! I saw that on tv once but had no idea what it was, I've been wanting to know what the film was called for ages. Ty
No true scotsman
01-05-2009, 04:26
Holy crap! I saw that on tv once but had no idea what it was, I've been wanting to know what the film was called for ages. Ty

No problem... I'm one of the (like, 9) people that actually bought it when it came out. It's really rather good, and I have to blame it's subject matter for it's lack of visibility and acclaim.
The Parkus Empire
01-05-2009, 04:28
(Loosely) based on true story:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247199/

That looks remarkably interesting, and I will definitely have to see it.
SaintB
01-05-2009, 04:37
You're pretty cute.

Thanks Smunkee! Apparently I am gorgeous (for a bigger guy) in person. I dunno what you look like Smunkee and sometimes the way dodge the question you make me think your in WitSec but I always liked you from your posts.
Holy Paradise
01-05-2009, 04:40
http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu357/Presidentjlh/menice.jpg

Yeah, that's the first picture of me I've ever posted on NSG. It's from my senior photos back in Fall 08.

God, I don't graduate till May 30. End it now!
Dakini
01-05-2009, 04:41
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v352/14/92/72602851/n72602851_38442235_8601.jpg

Taken with a webcam, thus not amazing quality. Also, my hair isn't that neat right now, that was just after getting it cut (I have to go for another one soon).

Better late than never?
Big Jim P
01-05-2009, 04:48
Another of me about a year old. As vain as I am, it is a wonder I don't have more pics of me.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d21/blackdragontx/HPIM1207.jpg
Holy Paradise
01-05-2009, 04:48
Another of me about a year old. As vain as I am, it is a wonder I don't have more pics of me.
-snip-

Awesome
Dakini
01-05-2009, 04:49
Another of me about a year old. As vain as I am, it is a wonder I don't have more pics of me.
<snip pic>


Your sword is really shiny.

And you look younger than I thought you were.
Big Jim P
01-05-2009, 04:52
Your sword is really shiny.

And you look younger than I thought you were.

That is my favorite sword at the moment.

And thank you. I am 41 BTW.
Dakini
01-05-2009, 04:55
That is my favorite sword at the moment.

And thank you. I am 41 BTW.

Really?! You don't look 41.
Holy Paradise
01-05-2009, 04:56
Really?! You don't look 41.

Yeah, I would say mid-30s, at the most.
Blouman Empire
01-05-2009, 04:57
Really?! You don't look 41.

That's right he looks a lot older. :p
Dakini
01-05-2009, 04:57
Yeah, I would say mid-30s, at the most.

Indeed.
Big Jim P
01-05-2009, 04:58
Really?! You don't look 41.

I certainly feel 41 most of the time though.

One more, not sure how old:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d21/blackdragontx/DSCN0124.jpg
Jordaxia
01-05-2009, 05:05
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/me-1-1.jpg


Me, with dress. Recent, too. I look terrible as it is though, and the blurring doesn't help >>