NationStates Jolt Archive

Normally yes, today no.

Why not today?

Why not today?

I'm at my sister's house and she wouldn't find it humorous.

I'm at my sister's house and she wouldn't find it humorous.

Oh, so your not from Alabama?

Oh, so your not from Alabama?

No. I've passed through it a couple times. Why?

No. I've passed through it a couple times. Why?

So, you don't know anything about Alabama?

Dirty little bastard, undressing at work. Hope you have you own office, and perhaps a hot secretary...?

no...

and sadly...

no. :(

So, you don't know anything about Alabama?

Other than I go through it as expediently as possible without stopping, not really.

no...

and sadly...

no. :(

Then it's very hazardous for you to be in your underwear, or out of it. I suggest you stop that immediately.

to many women have it all hanging out now. theres no mystery any more. here are some tips for ladies to remane ladies.


is what ur wearing right now apropriate?



As far as I'm concerned (but I'm a male so I'm slightly biased) good riddance to modesty!

Other than I go through it as expediently as possible without stopping, not really.

Do you live in Georgia?
I don't think you're aloud to marry your kin there.

Do you live in Georgia?
I don't think you're aloud to marry your kin there.

Nope, don't live in Georgia either.

Why are you asking what state I live in?

I don't think you're aloud to marry your kin there.

Again, it's allowed.

Nope, don't live in Georgia either.

Why are you asking what state I live in?
Oh, it's a regional joke evidently. People in Alabama marry their relations.
Again, it's allowed.
FFS!!!!!!!
Grammar Nazi.

Oh, it's a regional joke evidently. People in Alabama marry their relations.

Yeah, I just don't know why the subject of marrying relations came up...

Oh, because I'm visiting my sister, you think I'm fucking her. Got it. Trust me, no one would, unless they were blind, deaf, had cancer, were undergoing chemotherapy (diminished sense of smell and taste) and were about to die. Then, maybe, maybe they'd consider it.

Oh, it's a regional joke evidently. People in Alabama marry their relations.

How would you know?

Grammar Nazi.

I don't go around gassing punctuation marks, so no, I'm not. Anyway you made a spelling mistake, not a grammar one.

Oh, because I'm visiting my sister, you think I'm fucking her. Got it. Trust me, no one would, unless they were blind, deaf, had cancer, were undergoing chemotherapy (diminished sense of smell and taste) and were about to die. Then, maybe, maybe they'd consider it.

Isn't she lucky to have a lovely brother like you?

Isn't she lucky to have a lovely brother like you?

I'm a peach.

EDIT: Alternatively, they could be certifiably insane, as I suspect my brother-in-law is.

I'm a peach.

Never come across that before, what does it mean?

Never come across that before, what does it mean?

Pleasant, nice, refreshing - something like that.

Yeah, I just don't know why the subject of marrying relations came up...

Oh, because I'm visiting my sister, you think I'm fucking her. Got it. Trust me, no one would, unless they were blind, deaf, had cancer, were undergoing chemotherapy (diminished sense of smell and taste) and were about to die. Then, maybe, maybe they'd consider it.

What incentives do persons require to pleasure yourself?

What incentives do persons require to pleasure yourself?

You mean to pleasure me?

I suspect a miracle, act of God, or a blindly obedient robot.

Pleasant, nice, refreshing - something like that.

So a bit of hilarious sarcasm then?

Pleasant, nice, refreshing - something like that.

http://www.hambletonbard.com/Pictures/Products/56088_Peach_Vodka.gif

Then it's very hazardous for you to be in your underwear, or out of it. I suggest you stop that immediately.

I have specially made underwear... looks just like scrubs. :p

So a bit of hilarious sarcasm then?

Evidently not hilarious.
I have specially made underwear... looks just like scrubs. :p

Sounds uncomfortable. Are you posting from an operating room? If so, I am never ever coming to your hospital.

No. I've passed through it a couple times.
In your underwear, or out of it?

In your underwear, or out of it?

I will leave that to your imagination, young one.

Evidently not hilarious.

Well you clearly just missed my hilarious piece of sarcasm.

Sounds uncomfortable. Are you posting from an operating room? If so, I am never ever coming to your hospital.

... They're quite comfortable... really.

and no, not from the operating room.

Well you clearly just missed my hilarious piece of sarcasm.

Evidently.

to many women have it all hanging out now.

I went as far as I could.

By the time I got to there, it had become to ridiculous to indulge any more.

I went as far as I could.

By the time I got to there, it had become to ridiculous to indulge any more.

I encourage you to read the whole thing. Its actually kind of funny.

I encourage you to read the whole thing. Its actually kind of funny.

I tried. If it's parody, it's too close to things I hear on an almost daily basis, for me to think funny. If it's not parody, it's the kind of thing that makes me tell people to 'go fuck themselves' when I find myself in those discussions.

to many women have it all hanging out now. theres no mystery any more. here are some tips for ladies to remane ladies.


is what ur wearing right now apropriate?

The last paragraph reminds of a variation on some phone calls I used to get. The heavy breather, when he finally caught his breath, would ask, in a husky voice "what are you wearing?"

I don't think it had anything to do with him wanting me to be a lady, though.

I tried. If it's parody, it's too close to things I hear on an almost daily basis, for me to think funny. If it's not parody, it's the kind of thing that makes me tell people to 'go fuck themselves' when I find myself in those discussions.

This thread is funny as Hell.

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

This thread is funny as Hell.

"...her duty to rain in our passions"?

The OP advocates golden showers?

"...her duty to rain in our passions"?


You know, that line actually falls in well with the theme on NSG for the past few days. It basically says if a girl gets raped, she deserved it, because she didnt do her duty and 'rain in' the passions of men.

The OP is basically saying if a girl gets raped "she was probably dressed like a slut and askin' for it".

"...her duty to rain in our passions"?

The OP advocates golden showers?

Only if they are are modest and done in wedlock. :tongue:

You know, that line actually falls in well with the theme on NSG for the past few days. It basically says if a girl gets raped, she deserved it, because she didnt do her duty and 'rain in' the passions of men.

The OP is basically saying if a girl gets raped "she was probably dressed like a slut and askin' for it".

I'm wondering if it's some kind of memetic infection regarding the nature of rape... or if it's a lot of people who secretly always wanted to blame the victims, jumping on a bandwagon.

why do u need so much male attenton? did ur daddy leave u when u was young?

YOU KNOW, we wouldn't be heckling you over all this spelling crap if you didn't act like MORALIST POLICE.

Ha. There are so many better ways to make me suffer than itchiness, though. Itchiness is pretty unsexy. :p
Next time you see neo, he should make you wear a wool sweater. How's that for sadism?
Oddly enough, his shame remains.Every morning, I wake up. Then I wash my hands. Then I eat breakfast, and then I wash my hands. And then I see my sister washing her hands, and I get an idea-- I wash my hands! I wash and wash and wash and wash...but the shame never washes off.

cookie for the reference.

eve was nekked in the garden
The harlot.

YOU KNOW, we wouldn't be heckling you over all this spelling crap if you didn't act like MORALIST POLICE.

Let's be honest...yes we would.

why do u need so much male attenton? did ur daddy leave u when u was young?

It's rare for a post to make me actually laugh out loud

I'm a guy.

Why did I get the impression of you being a female?

ADD

Dude I also have ADD it doesn't stop me from typing out words fully. Sometimes I do mix up one or two letters in similar words as people here have pointed out when I have typed viola instead of voila. If that is the ADD or not is another question.

Maybe he wants you to get a mane again.

Unfortunately, my Googling attempts at finding a woman wearing a mane failed.

Ahem, have you never heard of furries?

did a speilchequer eat ur rents?

Fixed.

http://static.newworldencyclopedia.org/thumb/9/9c/Queen_Victoria_1887.jpg/200px-Queen_Victoria_1887.jpg + Crack = Vanishing_shame?

Win

Damn have I missed all the fun? I just sat down to read a book, next time I look at NSG Vanishing Shame has appeared and now gone.

I know how you feel I missed this thread completely.

And the other half are out of them. :p

And the other half are in someone else's underwear.

Wait that's three halfs, oh well this is NSG.

Yeah, I just don't know why the subject of marrying relations came up...

Oh, because I'm visiting my sister, you think I'm fucking her. Got it. Trust me, no one would, unless they were blind, deaf, had cancer, were undergoing chemotherapy (diminished sense of smell and taste) and were about to die. Then, maybe, maybe they'd consider it.

What fucking your sister or fucking you? :p

What fucking your sister or fucking you? :p

Either, really.

You know, I must state there is a reason behind modern fashion. It's called mate attraction, a biological imperative that God gave us when He said that whole "Be fruitful, and multiply." We're all just looking for the right person to be fruitful with. At least, on the macroscopic scale we are. Exceptions to the rule and all that.

You know, I must state there is a reason behind modern fashion. It's called mate attraction, a biological imperative that God gave us when He said that whole "Be fruitful, and multiply." We're all just looking for the right person to be fruitful with. At least, on the macroscopic scale we are. Exceptions to the rule and all that.

Why must it be one person? there are numerous examples of polygamy in the Bible.

Why must it be one person? there are numerous examples of polygamy in the Bible.

True, but the jealousy thing really cramps my style. I'm now more of a serial monogamist.

Works better that way.

You know, I must state there is a reason behind modern fashion. It's called mate attraction, a biological imperative that God gave us when He said that whole "Be fruitful, and multiply." We're all just looking for the right person to be fruitful with. At least, on the macroscopic scale we are. Exceptions to the rule and all that.

I would say that is the reason for fashion throughout the ages.

True, but the jealousy thing really cramps my style. I'm now more of a serial monogamist.

Works better that way.

Not if your ambition is to do two girls at the same time...

I post naked. But I don't see that as a detriment or as a sign that I am less of a lady than a prude. *shrugs*

:eek:

really...tell me more.

I learned a long time ago that, as a general principle, the only thing a man usually needs to say to a woman about her clothing is some variation on the theme of 'you look nice today.' Personally, I don't really give a rat's ass what she wears. I am a sucker for facial piercings and/or tattoos, though.

I learned a long time ago that, as a general principle, the only thing a man usually needs to say to a woman about her clothing is some variation on the theme of 'you look nice today.' Personally, I don't really give a rat's ass what she wears. I am a sucker for facial piercings and/or tattoos, though.

Even Barbie dolls have those these days.

Even Barbie dolls have those these days.

See? The secret to happiness: low expectations. I'm an easy man to please.

Well, I'm certainly no lady.

But then, I'm male. So I'm really just posting to say that people should choose their own clothes, regardless of what common morals, the government, their church, their family, or even the random people on the internet tell them to do in little guides.

Come on, people. You have a million choices. Make your own. This whole conversation is foolish, and doesn't really have a point. Farewell.

What the hell is the OP getting on about? I don't understand. No I am not flaming i really don't get it.

What the hell is the OP getting on about? I don't understand. No I am not flaming i really don't get it.

In a nutshell:

Women should not show their navels. Women should be perverts to husbands. Men are naturally perverts. Women should cool men's passions with urine. You are going to Hell.

Simple enough?

In a nutshell:

Women should not show their navels. Women should be perverts to husbands. Men are naturally perverts. Women should cool men's passions with urine. You are going to Hell.

Simple enough?

More evangelical bullshit, got it.

i have a Ld. i already told u that.

Clearly.





And in regards to the question, my answer is no. And I couldn't care less. I appreciate modesty when modesty is required, but I also know that I look damn good in the little black dress I'm wearing right now. Looking respectable isn't just about the length of your skirt: it's about caring for your appearance. Someone wearing a mini skirt may be much more presentable than someone covered head-to-toe who hasn't bothered to brush their hair or clean their nails. I don't believe in letting "it all hang out", but that being said, I do believe people have the right to wear what they want to wear. Yes, certain clothing may cause you to recieve attention from men. Yes, certain clothing may cause you to be labelled a certain way. But people choose to dress that way.

More evangelical bullshit, got it.

But honestly, the first four pages are so funny I nearly like VS. :tongue: And his other thread about religion...Mexican Poles! I hope we do not scare the guy off.

If he is a troll, he is the most humorous one in history, and if he is not, his ignorance is worthy of a comedy skit.

But honestly, the first four pages are so funny I nearly like VS. :tongue: And his other thread about religion...Mexican Poles! I hope we do not scare the guy off.

If he is a troll, he is the most humorous one in history, and if he is not, his ignorance is worth of an exaggerated comedy skit.

yeah it is kind of funny.

This is the internet so I assume half the people are in their underwear as they post here.

To be honest, its 2:10AM here, so This ^^^

yeah it is kind of funny.

All Evangelical posting is funny in a sick way, but his was the only stuff I have seen that has produced actual laughter.

She'd break you, pup.Hear, hear!
*clang*
http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/ferret_beer.jpg

I post naked. But I don't see that as a detriment or as a sign that I am less of a lady than a prude. *shrugs*
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I also know that I look damn good in the little black dress I'm wearing right now.

Amen.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/cool29.gif

to many women have it all hanging out now. theres no mystery any more. here are some tips for ladies to remane ladies.


is what ur wearing right now apropriate?
I'm wearing a man's T shirt that says "Washington Girls Rock," gym shorts and wollen socks.

I'll play:

1. Have you ever thought about what you look like from behind—how tight or sheer your clothing is? Ask your mother to stand behind you and watch you walk. Ask her if she thinks you swing your hips or swagger.
I have a rather round butt (which I love), every pair of jeans that isn't two sizes too big shows it off.

My mom has actually been trying to get me to walk like a woman for years, she'd jump for joy if I swung my hips.

2. How is modesty a heart issue? Discuss ways that heart issues show up in our actions.
I don't see modesty as being one. Being comfortable in your own skin is a heart issue. Accepting your body as beautiful is important.

3. When you walk up a flight of stairs, what do men behind you see? What types of clothing would be the most modest in this situation?
If I'm wearing a skirt they see my legs, if I'm wearing pants they see the outline of my butt. When I was body building I hoped they saw my arms. What would be most modest would be clothing the woman is comfortable in and doesn't feel akward wearing.

4. Have you ever worn a long, flowing skirt or dress? How did it make you feel? How did others view you? Did it properly cover your private areas with no problem?
No, it's not my style. I'd be uncomfortable wearing them. I prefer skirts that are 2 inches above the knee, and I don't have a problem with that. I've never once had a problem with any office dress code. If I would wear a long flowing dress, people who know me would view me as someone different than who I am.

If a long flowing dress didn't cover a woman's private area, then that woman has a serious deformity.

5. Do you wear skirts that have slits that are cut higher than you would actually wear your skirt? What happens when you walk or sit? What happens on a windy day?
I don't think that was in fashion in my corner of the globe when I had an office job.

6. Is your clothing modest to the people who are sitting behind you in church? Ask your mother or a wise female friend to stand behind you while you bend over to pick up a book. Now do the same with them standing in front of you. What did she see? What would your father think?
I am quite aware of where my skirt covers. If I'm wearing a short skirt I don't bend over, I crouch. FYI, I can longboard in my skirts without showing my undies. One just has to be aware.

7. Raise your hands high above your head. Does your tummy show? You may think, “I’ll never be walking around with my hands above my head,” but this is a good all-around test. I’ve seen young ladies in blouses that seemed modest until they bent over to pick up a toddler or had to reach up high on a shelf.
I like shirts that overlap my jeans (or skirts) about 2-3 inches. Again, I'm just aware of what my clothing covers. Right now I'm a nanny of a toddler.

Most importantly, you should never bend over at the waist to pick up a toddler. You'll injure your back. You lift with your legs, NEVER EVER EVER with your back.

8. How low is your neckline? Look in the mirror while holding onto your knees. Do you see cleavage? If so, everyone else does too! If you are fuller in the chest area, you may need to be more careful of certain fabrics. Sweaters, knits, and the newer “stretchy” fabrics tend to cling and accentuate the bust line, and tops that are too large fall open easily.
I prefer v necks. As much as I work on my shoulders, they always seem to be round. A v neck draws attention away from my shoulders (and not because it's "revealing", that's just the way the human eye follows that cut). Even though my breasts are of decent size, they never give me cleavage. Just the way I'm built.

9. Be aware of where others’ eyes may be drawn. You want them to look at your face, not other parts of your body, while they are talking to you. Avoid garments that hug areas which should be kept private.
When I spend hours a day in a gym working on my arms and legs of course I want others to notice! It's just like buying a new, fancy car, you don't keep it in the garage.

10. Would you feel naked wearing your nightgown or undergarments into a courtroom or church? What would your pastor and his wife think if you invited them over to supper, then answered the door in your underwear? Would they be shocked? Why do many of us think it is acceptable then to invite fellow Christians over for a pool party where everyone is wearing “colored underwear”? Discuss your answer with your mother (Romans 12:2).
It's the winter time, so I wear pajamas similar to these (http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50150755/Printed_Men_s_Pajamas.jpg).

I'd feel extremely uncomfortable wearing those to court or church. It's not an appropriate place to wear them. I'd feel extremely uncomfortable wearing a mechanic's jumpsuit to court. It would be the same exact feeling as being naked.

As for pool parties, I can't help you. I hate, hate, hate getting a tan and it doesn't seem to matter how much SPF I wear. Getting tan freaks me out. YOUR BODY TURNS BROWN BECAUSE IT'S BEEN COOKED.:O:O:O**

**No, I'm not being sarcastic. It's nearly a pathological fear.

11. Discuss how we have been conditioned by the world to accept public nakedness, all in the name of recreation and fun—or even Christian liberty. How should we change our thinking? (1Peter 1:14)
We need to get used to the fact that bodies are bodies. The more we label certain body parts as salacious, the more people are going to view them as such.

12. Talk about how someone can be dressed modestly from head to toe and still reveal an immodest demeanor.
If someone is uncomfortable in what they are wearing, it will show.

I should also mention, modest dress doesn't mean people won't think or fantasize. I've totally got a thing for the style of dress common to Muslim countries. Burkas and Chadoras: no. Everything else totally turns me on. Especially headscarfs.

I should also mention, modest dress doesn't mean people won't think or fantasize. I've totally got a thing for the style of dress common to Muslim countries. Burkas and Chadoras: no. Everything else totally turns me on. Especially headscarfs.

Tryin to get on the Hell Express Way, eh? lol


Cant say I blame you, it is the quickest way, but the Tolls are atrocious...

Non-married intercourse is my favourite.

Same here, but if it can't be helped I'll do it with married guys, too.

nudity would be "appropriate" if the weather was warm enough and the culture didn't have its head up its ass.

So let's see if I've got this straight. Presumably Vanishing here is somewhere in the early teens. Over 13, but lets face it, probably under 15.


over 13


At the same time, he admits to having sexual relations (although you never know. teens like to brag and all). Perhaps in his same age group.

back so i can pull her hair and call her a bitch

Won't that make him guilty of statutory rape?

So let's see if I've got this straight. Presumably Vanishing here is somewhere in the early teens. Over 13, but lets face it, probably under 15.



At the same time, he admits to having sexual relations (although you never know. teens like to brag and all). Perhaps in his same age group.


Hang on... are we talking to the kid from the UK who became a father at 13, do you think?

:eek:

Hang on... are we talking to the kid from the UK who became a father at 13, do you think?

:eek:

The kid seemed decent enough, even if he wasn't really the father. This one? Only his mother could love someone like this.

The kid seemed decent enough, even if he wasn't really the father. This one? Only his mother could love someone like this.

Good point there, yes...
The age must be a coincidence

Clearly.





And in regards to the question, my answer is no. And I couldn't care less. I appreciate modesty when modesty is required, but I also know that I look damn good in the little black dress I'm wearing right now. Looking respectable isn't just about the length of your skirt: it's about caring for your appearance. Someone wearing a mini skirt may be much more presentable than someone covered head-to-toe who hasn't bothered to brush their hair or clean their nails. I don't believe in letting "it all hang out", but that being said, I do believe people have the right to wear what they want to wear. Yes, certain clothing may cause you to recieve attention from men. Yes, certain clothing may cause you to be labelled a certain way. But people choose to dress that way.

Amen to that. *nods*

I should also mention, modest dress doesn't mean people won't think or fantasize. I've totally got a thing for the style of dress common to Muslim countries. Burkas and Chadoras: no. Everything else totally turns me on. Especially headscarfs.

I'd concede that it wouldn't stop the average guy from staring. It would make him stare more. As I said before... leaves far more to the imagination. :)

Not if your ambition is to do two girls at the same time...

What would you do if you had a million bucks?

Yeah, I just don't know why the subject of marrying relations came up...

Oh, because I'm visiting my sister, you think I'm fucking her. Got it. Trust me, no one would, unless they were blind, deaf, had cancer, were undergoing chemotherapy (diminished sense of smell and taste) and were about to die. Then, maybe, maybe they'd consider it.
You're a lovley brother you know that.
That is so mean, did you let her see that post?

I don't go around gassing punctuation marks, so no, I'm not. Anyway you made a spelling mistake, not a grammar one.
Meh, technicality. You're still a Nazi of something.

http://www.therebelution.com/modestysurvey/

more information about modesty and views

What would you do if you had a million bucks?

Oh, that's different, I'd buy a big turnip, in the country.

Cookies for reference. :)

http://www.therebelution.com/modestysurvey/

more information about modesty and views

Ooh, ooh, a clicky!

I just totally KNOW I'm going to want to click on that! It sounds so much like people trying to impose their views on others, and re-inforce their own weaknesses!

Oh drat. Talked myself right outta that, didn't I.

Only the plain brown factory worker's uniform issued by the party should be worn at all times.

More seriously; this thread's still going on? You know that vanishing_shame's probably basking in this regardless of how discreetly you address him?

Only the plain brown factory worker's uniform issued by the party should be worn at all times.

More seriously; this thread's still going on? You know that vanishing_shame's probably basking in this regardless of how discreetly you address him?

I'm actually fantasising about Vanishing Shame doing a pole dance for me, wearing nothing but a hijab and a pair of silky black panties.

I post naked. But I don't see that as a detriment or as a sign that I am less of a lady than a prude. *shrugs*

Pics or it didn't happen!

*runs*

:p

Pics or it didn't happen!

*runs*

:p

Awesome. I post naked too.

I'm actually fantasising about Vanishing Shame doing a pole dance for me, wearing nothing but a hijab and a pair of silky black panties.

In a Polish hostel?

Awesome. I post naked too.

What I said above applies here, too.

*runs away again*

In a Polish hostel?

No, Mexican.

In a Polish hostel?

Hence the pole dance? Sure.

:D

What I said above applies here, too.

*runs away again*

Bwah ha ha!

No, Mexican.

Of course. After all, it's only those and evil hethen baby-eatern dismodestite peagans around :p

Of course. After all, it's only those and evil hethen baby-eatern dismodestite peagans around :p

So long as someone gets their hair pulled, and someone gets called a bitch, I don't care where. :)

I would say that is the reason for fashion throughout the ages.
It is, actually. I saw a whole documentary miniseries about it on Discovery Channel.

nudity would be "appropriate" if the weather was warm enough and the culture didn't have its head up its ass.
Wouldn't nudity be absolutely required for a society that keeps its head up its ass? I mean, how are you going to do that with pants on?

It is, actually. I saw a whole documentary miniseries about it on Discovery Channel.


Wouldn't nudity be absolutely required for a society that keeps its head up its ass? I mean, how are you going to do that with pants on?

Special button-up panels. I saw it on Discovery Channel. :)

Special button-up panels. I saw it on Discovery Channel. :)
I think I saw that show, too. Or wait -- maybe that was reality. ;)

What the hell is the OP getting on about? I don't understand. No I am not flaming i really don't get it.

That's because you are a godless hell-bound heathen.

It is, actually. I saw a whole documentary miniseries about it on Discovery Channel.

What is this, Mur is agreeing with me? o_O :)

Oh, that's different, I'd buy a big turnip, in the country.

Cookies for reference. :)

Blackadder.

A quote from Baldrick, don't remember what season either 2 or 3.

I think I saw that show, too. Or wait -- maybe that was reality. ;)

I didnt know Discovery did reality shows?

What is this, Mur is agreeing with me? o_O :)


The end of the world is nigh.

Blackadder.

A quote from Baldrick, don't remember what season either 2 or 3.

Season 3. It's in the 'minimum bribe level' debate, when Baldrick is exploring a career in politics. :) *Have cookies*

I think I saw that show, too. Or wait -- maybe that was reality. ;)

One or the other, I get them confused.

The end of the world is nigh.

:D

Season 3. It's in the 'minimum bribe level' debate, when Baldrick is exploring a career in politics. :) *Have cookies*

Ah, yes that is right being ages sine I have seen it. *eats cookies*

Blackadder.

A quote from Baldrick, don't remember what season either 2 or 3.

Damn it, I knew that. If only I had paid attention to this thread.:mad:

http://www.therebelution.com/modestysurvey/

more information about modesty and views

Oh, lookie, a box on that page, and I can enter a name in it...

"Hugh Jazz"... *snicker* "age 15" *snicker giggle chortle*

....what? I can't be immature?

*ahem* Seriously? If you're going to post something on a topic, ideally, you should contribute instead of just posting more links with little input.

Damn it, I knew that. If only I had paid attention to this thread.:mad:

*evil laugh*

The cookies are mine all mine to you.

*evil laugh*

The cookies are mine all mine to you.

Could you not spare half of one? :$

That's because you are a godless hell-bound heathen.


You know if religious fundies are anything to go by then hell is something to aspire too...

Could you not spare half of one? :$

Well I can't go past those eyes so here have a whole one.

You know if religious fundies are anything to go by then hell is something to aspire too...

You should come and join me in Purgatory. It isn't great but it isn't bad either.

You should come and join me in Purgatory. It isn't great but it isn't bad either.

So they have internet but not broadband?

So they have internet but not broadband?

Yeah sounds about right. But unlike heaven when it is under control of the fundies you can find porn on it.

Yeah sounds about right. But unlike heaven when it is under control of the fundies you can find porn on it.

I'm heading to purgatory man! Save some generic brand oreos for me!

Yeah sounds about right. But unlike heaven when it is under control of the fundies you can find porn on it.

What!? that's not purgatory, that's hell!

I'm heading to purgatory man! Save some generic brand oreos for me!

As well as some generic brand cola too.

What!? that's not purgatory, that's hell!

Porn is hell?

If I continue in the presence of peeved persons it is. "Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso..."

"...notte_e giorno, d'intorno girando / della bella turbando_il riposo / narcisetto_Adoncino d'amor..."

As well as some generic brand cola too.



Porn in hell?

Of course. It's the complete opposite of whatever you're horny for, every time, without fail.

As for generics, I remember generic cereal. PUFFED RICE, flip the box over, INGREDIENTS: see other side.

Of course. It's the complete opposite of whatever you're horny for, every time, without fail.

haha, true but I typed the wrong letter :$

As for generics, I remember generic cereal. PUFFED RICE, flip the box over, INGREDIENTS: see other side.

haha, the only generic thing I remember having was those wafer biscuits.

Porn is hell?

SHIT! I read it as "you can't get porn".:mad:

I never wanted to be a remane lady, whatever that might be.

Not "be a remane lady."

"Re-mane a lady." You know... Make a lady hairier.

Not "be a remane lady."

"Re-mane a lady." You know... Make a lady hairier again.

Fixed.

"...notte_e giorno, d'intorno girando / della bella turbando_il riposo / narcisetto_Adoncino d'amor..."

Smashing! Let us try another: "Finch’han dal vino calda la testa, una gran festa fa preparar!"

Smashing! Let us try another: "Finch’han dal vino calda la testa,
una gran festa fa preparar!"

*squints hard*

Something wine something, a big party to prepare?

*phails Italian*

*squints hard*

Something wine something, a big party to prepare?

*phails Italian*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNuhXcwP0fg

I'm a man, but here goes my opinion. YOU ALL CARE.

1. Stop looking at women's asses in the street if you have a problem with people doing it. Be a gentleman, like me. :D

2. I, for example, have a problem with public speaking. This shows up by making me stutter like someones at my tongue with a jackhammer. By heart issue, I assume you mean something that you feel in your heart. Otherwise, the LOL WUT picture is in order.

3. Stop looking at women's asses on flights of stairs if you have a problem with people doing it.

4. -Insert Hajab joke here-

5. I don't understand this one. I guess I'm -derp- today.

6. Don't wear miniskirts and fishnet shirts in church.

7. Oh noez, tummy!

8. Do you see cleavage? If so, everyone else does too! (http://home2.owc.net/~mojow/civic/pics/expressions/CaptainObvious.jpg)

9. Points 1 and 3.

10. What would your pastor and his wife think if you invited them over to supper, then answered the door in your underwear? (http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l173/flames1021/quagmire_giggity_giggity_goo.jpg)

11. This is not school. This is not bible camp. Please do not phrase your question in that manner.

12. Make a porn in a wedding dress.

Final point: Cool story bro

Also, since General has a tendancy to be filled with athiests or at least moderately religious people, bad place to preach brother. Further reading: Imperial Brazil.

why do u need so much male attenton? did ur daddy leave u when u was young?
How nice. Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself. Love thy neighbour.

i reported all of u.
Oh noez.

guys dont have to be modest around pure women.
Cool. I'm going out streaking in a convent now.

you arent pure, if you were you would be modest
Purity does not equal modesty. Example, I know an extremely vain bastard who happens to be a completely pure hardline Catholic.

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.
Yeah! If we rape them, it's their fault! Damn them for dressing in a way that makes them look more attractive!

This is the internet so I assume half the people are in their underwear as they post here.
I'm wearing a red suit with some fetching black horns and a simply fabulous black lace pentagram neckerchief.

"...notte_e giorno, d'intorno girando / della bella turbando_il riposo / narcisetto_Adoncino d'amor..."

I can see Lestat dancing with the corpse of Claudia's mom!:eek2:

I can see Lestat dancing with the corpse of Claudia's mom!:eek2:

Is he recruiting her for the military? :confused:

Not "be a remane lady."

"Re-mane a lady." You know... Make a lady hairier.

That kid has a number of weird fetishes, if you ask me...

That kid has a number of weird fetishes, if you ask me...

Some people just like bearded ladies.

Some people just like bearded ladies.

I lol'd.

Bearded ladies is definitely a strange one.

I lol'd.

Bearded ladies is definitely a strange one.

Bearded ladies "raining" on his passion are even stranger, I should think.

Is he recruiting her for the military? :confused:

No, in the movie, he dances with her corpse and sings that song. :p

Bearded ladies "raining" on his passion are even stranger, I should think.

So he like showers too?

No, in the movie, he dances with her corpse and sings that song. :p

Strange.

Strange.

It was funny, actually.

It was funny, actually.

So is Monty Python--that is still an odd choice of music. I would have expected Danse Macabre to play.

Edit: I just looked up the video: You are correct, that is most humorous, since only the first couple of lines are sung. Sick, but humorous.

So is Monty Python--that is still an odd choice of music. I would have expected Danse Macabre to play.

They played it for another scene in the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9kWNtZyuws
"There's still life in the old lady yet!"

She'd break you, pup.
Hawt.

perversions arent against the rules having intercourse without being married is. catch up.
So unmarried couples can have sex as much as they want, just not actual intercourse? I suppose we can work that one...