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to many women have it all hanging out now. theres no mystery any more. here are some tips for ladies to remane ladies.

1. Have you ever thought about what you look like from behind—how tight or sheer your clothing is? Ask your mother to stand behind you and watch you walk. Ask her if she thinks you swing your hips or swagger.

2. How is modesty a heart issue? Discuss ways that heart issues show up in our actions.

3. When you walk up a flight of stairs, what do men behind you see? What types of clothing would be the most modest in this situation?

4. Have you ever worn a long, flowing skirt or dress? How did it make you feel? How did others view you? Did it properly cover your private areas with no problem?

5. Do you wear skirts that have slits that are cut higher than you would actually wear your skirt? What happens when you walk or sit? What happens on a windy day?

6. Is your clothing modest to the people who are sitting behind you in church? Ask your mother or a wise female friend to stand behind you while you bend over to pick up a book. Now do the same with them standing in front of you. What did she see? What would your father think?

7. Raise your hands high above your head. Does your tummy show? You may think, “I’ll never be walking around with my hands above my head,” but this is a good all-around test. I’ve seen young ladies in blouses that seemed modest until they bent over to pick up a toddler or had to reach up high on a shelf.

8. How low is your neckline? Look in the mirror while holding onto your knees. Do you see cleavage? If so, everyone else does too! If you are fuller in the chest area, you may need to be more careful of certain fabrics. Sweaters, knits, and the newer “stretchy” fabrics tend to cling and accentuate the bust line, and tops that are too large fall open easily.

9. Be aware of where others’ eyes may be drawn. You want them to look at your face, not other parts of your body, while they are talking to you. Avoid garments that hug areas which should be kept private.

10. Would you feel naked wearing your nightgown or undergarments into a courtroom or church? What would your pastor and his wife think if you invited them over to supper, then answered the door in your underwear? Would they be shocked? Why do many of us think it is acceptable then to invite fellow Christians over for a pool party where everyone is wearing “colored underwear”? Discuss your answer with your mother (Romans 12:2).

11. Discuss how we have been conditioned by the world to accept public nakedness, all in the name of recreation and fun—or even Christian liberty. How should we change our thinking? (1Peter 1:14)

12. Talk about how someone can be dressed modestly from head to toe and still reveal an immodest demeanor.
is what ur wearing right now apropriate?

to many women have it all hanging out now. theres no mystery any more. here are some tips for ladies to remane ladies.


is what ur wearing right now apropriate?

I never wanted to be a remane lady, whatever that might be.

to many women have it all hanging out now. theres no mystery any more. here are some tips for ladies to remane ladies.


is what ur wearing right now apropriate?
Is what you're wearing right now appropriate?


Very poor, see me after class.

I never wanted to be a remane lady, whatever that might be.

if u had more self worth u would. why do u hate yourself?

Is what you're wearing right now appropriate?


Very poor, see me after class.

i have a Ld. i already told u that.

This is the internet so I assume half the people are in their underwear as they post here.

if u had more self worth u would. why do u hate yourself?

Ahem...

i have a Ld. i already told u that.

Which learning disability prohibits typing out three letter words again?

if u had more self worth u would. why do u hate yourself?

Why are you going on about Uranium? Who hates uranium?

This is the internet so I assume half the people are in their underwear as they post here.

I post naked. But I don't see that as a detriment or as a sign that I am less of a lady than a prude. *shrugs*

I never wanted to be a remane lady, whatever that might be.

Maybe he wants you to get a mane again.

Unfortunately, my Googling attempts at finding a woman wearing a mane failed.

its the internet u undersand what im saying, quit flame bateing me.

Which learning disability prohibits typing out three letter words again?
thats to b faster.
Why are you going on about Uranium? Who hates uranium?
u change the subject bcuz u are hurt
I post naked. But I don't see that as a detriment or as a sign that I am less of a lady than a prude. *shrugs*
why do u need so much male attenton? did ur daddy leave u when u was young?

why do u need so much male attenton? did ur daddy leave u when u was young?

Did a spellchecker eat ur parents?

why do u need so much male attenton? did ur daddy leave u when u was young?

Are you daft? Yes, you are.

I never wanted to be a remane lady, whatever that might be.

Well, first one needs to find a bearded lady. Then shave them, then get the hair back on somehow.

That's how you "remane" a lady.

Oh this should be fun...:rolleyes:

Also, I would like to point out that some of these questions you want women to ask themselves would probably not have the desired effect unless the woman in question was already one of the Bible Belt types, or at least associated a great deal with such types. Asking "what would your pastor and his wife think" doesn't work to encourage "modesty" if the individual has no pastor, or has a sexually liberal pastor.

Also, when have we been conditioned to "accept public nakedness?" An exaggeration, to say the least. But hey, its good for laughs.

Ok, I'll play along :

1. Have you ever thought about what you look like from behind—how tight or sheer your clothing is? Ask your mother to stand behind you and watch you walk. Ask her if she thinks you swing your hips or swagger.

Why would I do that? My mom isn't the one I want to get into bed...

2. How is modesty a heart issue? Discuss ways that heart issues show up in our actions.

According to my GP, I don't have heart issues.

3. When you walk up a flight of stairs, what do men behind you see? What types of clothing would be the most modest in this situation?

I hope they see a lot of my butt... I like it being admired, after all.

4. Have you ever worn a long, flowing skirt or dress? How did it make you feel? How did others view you? Did it properly cover your private areas with no problem?

I did, I felt like a potatoe.

5. Do you wear skirts that have slits that are cut higher than you would actually wear your skirt? What happens when you walk or sit? What happens on a windy day?

Yes. Nothing happens.

6. Is your clothing modest to the people who are sitting behind you in church? Ask your mother or a wise female friend to stand behind you while you bend over to pick up a book. Now do the same with them standing in front of you. What did she see? What would your father think?

I don't go to church. And I honestly couldn't care less what people in church decide to stare at... they might be in need of some distraction before they die of boredom, anyway.

7. Raise your hands high above your head. Does your tummy show? You may think, “I’ll never be walking around with my hands above my head,” but this is a good all-around test. I’ve seen young ladies in blouses that seemed modest until they bent over to pick up a toddler or had to reach up high on a shelf.

No, it just makes my boobs more pronounced. If I practice, I might get the to pop out over my top. Thanks for the tip!

8. How low is your neckline? Look in the mirror while holding onto your knees. Do you see cleavage? If so, everyone else does too! If you are fuller in the chest area, you may need to be more careful of certain fabrics. Sweaters, knits, and the newer “stretchy” fabrics tend to cling and accentuate the bust line, and tops that are too large fall open easily.

It's down near my bra, where it should be.

9. Be aware of where others’ eyes may be drawn. You want them to look at your face, not other parts of your body, while they are talking to you. Avoid garments that hug areas which should be kept private.

What do I care what they're looking at???

10. Would you feel naked wearing your nightgown or undergarments into a courtroom or church? What would your pastor and his wife think if you invited them over to supper, then answered the door in your underwear? Would they be shocked? Why do many of us think it is acceptable then to invite fellow Christians over for a pool party where everyone is wearing “colored underwear”? Discuss your answer with your mother (Romans 12:2).


I don't own a night gown, and our pool parties are nudes-only

11. Discuss how we have been conditioned by the world to accept public nakedness, all in the name of recreation and fun—or even Christian liberty. How should we change our thinking? (1Peter 1:14)

It's normal, it's natural, and it feels good. Next question.

12. Talk about how someone can be dressed modestly from head to toe and still reveal an immodest demeanor.

Well, he/she could be posting stupid things like this list of questions on the internet to make themselves feel soooo superior because they are soooo much more ashamed of their bodies.

Did a spellchecker eat ur parents?

mate dont be hatin dat hapend 2 me u dont no wot its liek dont juj me it woz fuckin trormatic.

This one is my favorite:

7. Raise your hands high above your head. Does your tummy show?

Oh no, not my tummy! Clearly someone potentially catching a glimpse of navel when I'm getting something off a shelf makes me a dirty, dirty whore!

i reported all of u.

mate dont be hatin dat hapend 2 me u dont no wot its liek dont juj me it woz fuckin trormatic.

Can I use the hurr durr? Can I, Hydey?:D

I like to wear string bikinis and so-tight-they-appear-painted-on hotpants, with my partially see through thong pulled up to my ribcage and knee high hooker boots.





I'm a guy.

This is just... silly.

4. Have you ever worn a long, flowing skirt or dress? How did it make you feel? How did others view you? Did it properly cover your private areas with no problem?

I did, I felt like a potatoe.

Dan??

to many women have it all hanging out now. theres no mystery any more. here are some tips for ladies to remane ladies.


is what ur wearing right now apropriate?
im in my jammies. its appropriate.

while i agree that its a good thing to be aware of what you are wearing and the impression it gives i disagree that there is some NEED for every woman to dress to your standard of modesty.

perhaps after careful consideration of her clothing a woman might realize that its just not slutty enough.

to many women have it all hanging out now. theres no mystery any more. here are some tips for ladies to remane ladies.


is what ur wearing right now apropriate?

Hey, just because you have opinions about women's clothing doesn't mean you should ruin it for the rest of us.:) Keep it up ladies.

Can I use the hurr durr? Can I, Hydey?:D

If you pay me £100,000 in royalty fees. :p But seriously, go ahead.

I like to wear string bikinis and so-tight-they-appear-painted-on hotpants, with my partially see through thong pulled up to my ribcage and knee high hooker boots.


\/This I knew. ^This I did not.


I'm a guy.

I post naked. But I don't see that as a detriment or as a sign that I am less of a lady than a prude. *shrugs*

you only less of a lady if you don't post in such fashion with the web cam on*nod*

If you pay me £100,000 in royalty fees. :p But seriously, go ahead.

This thread makes me want to go:

Hurrrrr durrrrr!

Also, another question to the OP? Do you have a similar list of questions for men? If not, should I take that to mean that you have no objection to men wearing revealing clothing or lacking clothing? If that is the case, what's the explanation? Do you think their's something worse about revealing a woman's body, and if so, why? Its not like women aren't ever staring at men you know.

i reported all of u.

oshi-

I like to wear string bikinis and so-tight-they-appear-painted-on hotpants, with my partially see through thong pulled up to my ribcage and knee high hooker boots.





I'm a guy.

guys dont have to be modest around pure women.

http://static.newworldencyclopedia.org/thumb/9/9c/Queen_Victoria_1887.jpg/200px-Queen_Victoria_1887.jpg + Crack = Vanishing_shame?

guys dont have to be modest around pure women.

That's sexist.:rolleyes:

if u had more self worth u would. why do u hate yourself?

Presumptious much, are we?

guys dont have to be modest around pure women.

*checks* Well, I'm purely woman indeed. Be as immodest as you like.

And it's pure women you like to

back so i can pull her hair and call her a bitch
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14621662#post14621662
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guys dont have to be modest around pure women.

So you approve of Ifreann's choice of dress!

Presumptious much, are we?

Ah, Vanishing_shame is Tipper Gore!:eek2:

guys dont have to be modest around pure women.

I know. It's all of those dirty whores that are distracting me from doing God's Work©.

Methinks I should cite this as an example whenever our local trolls accuse Muslims of being misogynistic...

<snip> + Crack = Vanishing_shame?

Rumour has it, she was actually quite a slut in the bedroom...

guys dont have to be modest around pure women.

Then why do women have to be modest around pure men? Is it because you actually believe that women don't look at men? Or is it because you cherish some misguided belief that God told you it was so? Do you feel men have no obligation to be pure? Or is it simply because you don't trust men?

If not, should I take that to mean that you have no objection to men wearing revealing clothing or lacking clothing?

Damn straight. ;)

And it's pure women you like to


http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14621662#post14621662
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*roflmao*
And in my very own thread, too, the dirty little fucker!

4. Have you ever worn a long, flowing skirt or dress?
Yes.

How did it make you feel?
Like Stevie Nicks, singing Gypsy.

How did others view you?
Like a ridiculous teenager who had no business trying to sing in public.

Did it properly cover your private areas with no problem?
Oh yes, a guy was easily hidden under that skirt unnoticed.

That's sexist.:rolleyes:

I would agree, but I think the fellow is joking. Too many of his posts do not agree with each other.

That's sexist.:rolleyes:
how?
*checks* Well, I'm purely woman indeed. Be as immodest as you like.
you arent pure, if you were you would be modest
And it's pure women you like to


http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14621662#post14621662
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doesnt matter what they like
I know. It's all of those dirty whores that are distracting me from doing God's Work©.

i wouldnt call them whores thats not very nice.

That's sexist.:rolleyes:

Sexist!? It's absurd! He's absurd.

guys dont have to be modest around pure women.
immodest men can tempt even pure women.

guys dont have to be modest around pure women.
Do I have to be modest about women with a 10% nickel impurity?
*checks* Well, I'm purely woman indeed. Be as immodest as you like.

*scratches balls*

Sexist!? It's absurd! He's absurd.

Honestly.

i reported all of u.

Who takes this person seriously?

guys dont have to be modest around pure women.

I see. So you only have to show respect for impure women.

Then why do women have to be modest around pure men? Is it because you actually believe that women don't look at men? Or is it because you cherish some misguided belief that God told you it was so? Do you feel men have no obligation to be pure? Or is it simply because you don't trust men?

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

i wouldnt call them whores thats not very nice.

...but they flaunt themselves in front of me! It's like they're proud of how they look and comfortable with their bodies!

you arent pure, if you were you would be modest



I challenge you to find anything about me that's not pure woman!!!

to many women have it all hanging out now. theres no mystery any more. here are some tips for ladies to remane ladies.


is what ur wearing right now apropriate?

1. Have you ever thought about what you look like from behind—how tight or sheer your clothing is? Ask your mother to stand behind you and watch you walk. Ask her if she thinks you swing your hips or swagger.
I consciously try to swing my hips. And do women swagger? I thought we strutted.
2. How is modesty a heart issue? Discuss ways that heart issues show up in our actions.
Yeah... no conception of what a "heart" issue is. Then again, I'm not currently in love so my heart is not engaged.
3. When you walk up a flight of stairs, what do men behind you see? What types of clothing would be the most modest in this situation?
They see... my back, my legs, my hair, my ass... The backs of my hopefully nice shoes... if they ever get down that far.
4. Have you ever worn a long, flowing skirt or dress? How did it make you feel? How did others view you? Did it properly cover your private areas with no problem?
It made me feel like I was about to trip over it or sit on it wrong. Or that I would forget about it and ACTUALLY expose myself.
5. Do you wear skirts that have slits that are cut higher than you would actually wear your skirt? What happens when you walk or sit? What happens on a windy day?
I don't wear skirts. You never wear things like that in a lab setting.
6. Is your clothing modest to the people who are sitting behind you in church? Ask your mother or a wise female friend to stand behind you while you bend over to pick up a book. Now do the same with them standing in front of you. What did she see? What would your father think?
a) I don't go to church. b) Picking up a book my father would think I'm about to be non responsive for the next few hours until I finish it.
7. Raise your hands high above your head. Does your tummy show? You may think, “I’ll never be walking around with my hands above my head,” but this is a good all-around test. I’ve seen young ladies in blouses that seemed modest until they bent over to pick up a toddler or had to reach up high on a shelf.
Hell yes my tummy shows. Wearing a shirt long enough not to do that would look ridiculous. And I mostly don't allow myself to spill out over the top, I really don't fancy the teenagers looking at me like that.
8. How low is your neckline? Look in the mirror while holding onto your knees. Do you see cleavage? If so, everyone else does too! If you are fuller in the chest area, you may need to be more careful of certain fabrics. Sweaters, knits, and the newer “stretchy” fabrics tend to cling and accentuate the bust line, and tops that are too large fall open easily.
Seeing cleavage is fine. Seeing nipples, not so much. And I refuse to wear shapeless clothing like a sackcloth.
9. Be aware of where others’ eyes may be drawn. You want them to look at your face, not other parts of your body, while they are talking to you. Avoid garments that hug areas which should be kept private.
No, actually I'd like them to look me all over and not be put off by what I'm wearing
10. Would you feel naked wearing your nightgown or undergarments into a courtroom or church? What would your pastor and his wife think if you invited them over to supper, then answered the door in your underwear? Would they be shocked? Why do many of us think it is acceptable then to invite fellow Christians over for a pool party where everyone is wearing “colored underwear”? Discuss your answer with your mother (Romans 12:2).
Well... because if you wear too much clothing in a pool, its weight will drag you down. I suggest you try full winter gear and then enter a deep pool and see how well you do. And I don't normally invite fellow Christians as I am not one.
11. Discuss how we have been conditioned by the world to accept public nakedness, all in the name of recreation and fun—or even Christian liberty. How should we change our thinking? (1Peter 1:14)
We don't accept nakedness, we accept partial exposure. And frankly, churches seem to want people to procreate. That means getting naked unless you subscribe to a hole in the bedsheets type of idea.
12. Talk about how someone can be dressed modestly from head to toe and still reveal an immodest demeanor.
Umm... phone sex operator? Probably off putting if you were to see what they were actually dressed like while talking to one.

Sexist!? It's absurd! He's absurd.

http://lemmycaution.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

That's women all right - always raining on our parade.

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

Good 'n' subservient, eh? Eh?!

*Silence*

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

You like to make 'em squirt, huh? Kinky.

I challenge you to find anything about me that's not pure woman!!!

Your clothes! Take them off, quick! Before your mother disapproves!

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

Never suspected you'd be into golden showers?

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

How old are you?

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

Can I rain on your passions?:D

i have a Ld. i already told u that.

Learning disorders don't make you use text speak.

Which LD do you have?

Can I rain on your passions?:D

Can I film that? For entertainment purposes? :D

Learning disorders don't make you use text speak.

Which LD do you have?

He has dysexia.

From the way it's written, Religious Homework?

Never suspected you'd be into golden showers?
whats that?
How old are you?
over 13
Learning disorders don't make you use text speak.

Which LD do you have?

ADD

oshi-

aiee!

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

I find they produce an effect quite the opposite. :tongue:

Assuming you mean "rein".

From the way it's written, Religious Homework?

From the 40s.

over 13


But under 14? Seriously, go to school and get educated. This place isn't particularly 13 yo friendly.

Rumour has it, she was actually quite a slut in the bedroom...

I think that sums up Victorian England rather nicely, don't you?

He has dysexia.

If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kiff?

*sigh* sexlexia

whats that?

A sexual perversion experimenting with the use of an alternate bodily fluid.

over 13

45?


ADD

That does not justify your pure silliness.

whats that?



Ask google. ;)

ADD

ADD has no effect on your ability to formulate grammatically correct English sentences.

Ask google. ;)

Or Wiki.

But under 14? Seriously, go to school and get educated. This place isn't particularly 13 yo friendly.

my parents said it had a pg13 rule

ADD has no effect on your ability to formulate grammatically correct English sentences.

ADD is an excuse for anything I want it to be! A quiz on the internet told me so! Stop being so.....oooh, shiny!
Or Wiki.
Or yo momma.

ADD has no effect on your ability to formulate grammatically correct English sentences.

never saidit did.

my parents said it had a pg13 rule

It does not.

If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kiff?

*sigh* sexlexia

So, you reverse things. That should be interesting. *settles in to watch*

But under 14? Seriously, go to school and get educated. This place isn't particularly 13 yo friendly.

Not really true. Many younger posters here started when they were 13 and quickly learned not to be fucktards and to fit in.

This place isn't particularly 13 yo friendly when that 13 yo acts like he/she's 9. As is the case with any other posting age group.

Rumour has it, she was actually quite a slut in the bedroom...
you can do whatever perversions you want if your married

my parents said it had a pg13 rule

I vaguely remember something about a PG13 rule.

If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kiff?

*sigh* sexlexia

Points for the Futurama reference.

It does not.

uh-huh a mod gave me a rules link

you can do whatever perversions you want if your married

So, you favor gay marriage.

I vaguely remember something about a PG13 rule.

http://blogs.propertyfinder.com/outthere/upload/2007/09/toilet%20flush.jpg

never saidit did.

Then why did you offer it in such a way that implies you think it's an excuse for poor grammar and spelling?

my parents said it had a pg13 rule

Whatever, you still seriously need to start listening in school, or get your parents to send you to a different school if it's rubbish. Also, some more advice, be sceptical of the stuff they tell you in Sunday school, it's mostly nonsense.

So, you favor gay marriage.

Hey! No changing the subject!

Unless of course, you're going to marry another woman, get really perverted with her, and send me videos. If that's the case - carry on.

If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kiff?

*sigh* sexlexia

/thread

Actually, you know what?

/NSG

/thread

Actually, you know what?

/NSG

Kiff, I have made with a woman! Inform the men.

uh-huh a mod gave me a rules link

It is not enforced. There are threads posted about sex that are so explicit they would certainly get an "R" rating. And language is perfectly free here, while it would not be in a PG-13 film.

http://blogs.propertyfinder.com/outthere/upload/2007/09/toilet%20flush.jpg


Allowed Threads
Think of it this way… if you are about to make a thread in General, will it offend anyone? Can it be labeled any worse than PG? (PG-13 allows swear words, which majority of the time, results in flaming.) If yes to either of these, edit your post, or just don’t post it at all. Play it safe. Don’t give the moderators a hard time. There are so many things that you can post about...politics, your favorite music, what you had for breakfast and why, Pepsi or Coke, etc...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410573

its in the rules

Hey! No changing the subject!

Unless of course, you're going to marry another woman, get really perverted with her, and send me videos. If that's the case - carry on.

I'm too old to be more than mildly perverted - arthritis, you know.

<snip toilet>

Oh yeah! That's what happened to it!

Hey! No changing the subject!

Unless of course, you're going to marry another woman, get really perverted with her, and send me videos. If that's the case - carry on.

'cept you could only watch it if you're married.

Or you could have a pure woman nearby to try and stop you if you're not. Then you could marry her and get freaky with it.

*Head asplodes*

you can do whatever perversions you want if your married

No, I think you'll find you can do whatever perversions you want once you're of age.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410573

its in the rules

Well hot fucking shit. Apparently it is.

No, I think you'll find you can do whatever perversions you want once you're of age.

only if you want to go to hell

only if you want to go to hell

I lol'd. This kid is hilarious.

Well hot fucking shit. Apparently it is.

That didn't sound PG-13. :p

I'm too old to be more than mildly perverted - arthritis, you know.

You'd be surprised what old perverts can do. You'd also be surprised how many of them show up at fmylife.com when their grandchildren walk in on them.

you can do whatever perversions you want if your married
My kink is to have sex before I'm married, with married women. Is this acceptable? Y/N
Kiff, I have made with a woman! Inform the men.

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

only if you want to go to hell

But exactly the same perversions are A-OK when you're married to each other? Or do just one of the parties need to be married? Because I'm cool with that.

only if you want to go to hell

Hey, I'm already going to hell for my occasionally-visible tummy, it seems. I might as well enjoy the ride. :tongue:

only if you want to go to hell

As my grandmother used to say, hell is where all the interesting people and the cute guys are.
Sounds like a good enough place.

perversions arent against the rules having intercourse without being married is. catch up.

only if you want to go to hell

If you honestly find threats of hell to be an even remotely useful argument you don't need a debate forum. You need an education.

only if you want to go to hell

Well, duh. All my friends will be there.

The rules can kiss my exposed stomach.

Methinks a lot more people would want to get married if you pitched it as a "perversion license".

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

True story. As soon as a woman shows the slightest hint of tummy or legs, it activates a magnet in her vagina that attracts the penises of all men within a half-mile radius. They can't help their urges, and have no control over their behaviour. There have been many cases reported of some particularly virile men suddenly taking off at over the speed of sound due to this magnetic force and causing severe collision damage to the underside of planes that contain women who are dressed in a sluttish manner. Interestingly, they then tend to be sucked into the engines and killed, wiping the most virile out the genepool, which also goes to explain the decreasing potency of sperm observed by many scientific studies.

perversions arent against the rules having intercourse without being married is. catch up.

*checks rulebook*

Nope, it's perfectly fine, actually.

True story. As soon as a woman shows the slightest hint of tummy or legs, it activates a magnet in her vagina that attracts the penises of all men within a half-mile radius. They can't help their urges. There have been many cases reported of some particularly virile men suddenly taking off at over the speed of sound due to this magnetic force and causing severe damage to the underside of planes that contain women who are dressed in a sluttish manner. Interestingly, they then tend to be sucked into the engines and killed, wiping the most virile out the genepool, which also goes to explain the decreasing potency of sperm observed by many scientific studies.

Have I ever mentioned that I love you and wish to expose my tummy to you? :p

men cant be pure unless a lady makes us its her duty to rain in our passions.

Evidence that women can reign in there's any better? Don't bother answering; it was a rhetorical question.

Also, what happened to personal responsibility? What gives you (or any man woman or child on this planet) the right to place blame on another for your supposed moral shortcomings?

Methinks a lot more people would want to get married if you pitched it as a "perversion license".

I'm certainly intrigued.

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.


The saddest part about Zapp Branigan is while Billy West did an amazing job of it, the role was more or less created for Phil Hartman, who would have just done it so amazingly well.

The entire character is basically Billy West imitating how Phil Hartman would have done it.

I never wanted to be a remane lady, whatever that might be.

It means that you have replacement body hair. Re + mane.

perversions arent against the rules having intercourse without being married is. catch up.

Sweetie, we've passed you.

I think you need to pursue this after you've graduated from Middle School.

The rules can kiss my exposed stomach.

and my shapely ass as it runs up the stairs. Swaying in the wind like curtains.

Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.


The saddest part about Zapp Branigan is while Billy West did an amazing job of it, the role was more or less created for Phil Hartman, who would have just done it so amazingly well.

The entire character is basically Billy West imitating how Phil Hartman would have done it.

It was a confusing moment when I learned that. On one hand, Branigan is easily my favourite Futurama character. On the other... Phil-freakin'-Hartman...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.


The saddest part about Zapp Branigan is while Billy West did an amazing job of it, the role was more or less created for Phil Hartman, who would have just done it so amazingly well.

The entire character is basically Billy West imitating how Phil Hartman would have done it.

On the subject of animated TV show personalities, is Adam West really that crazy?

Evidence that women can reign in there's any better?

Reign?

http://www.frederickhodges.com/crown1.jpg

Why do wives run the house?

It means that you have replacement body hair. Re + mane.

I totally said this on page 2, and no one noticed. :(

*seppuku*

and my shapely ass as it runs up the stairs. Swaying in the wind like curtains.

Lacy, gently wafting curtains.
Posts like this get me all tingly in my naughty places.
On the subject of animated TV show personalities, is Adam West really that crazy?

I vote yes.

Reign?

http://www.frederickhodges.com/crown1.jpg

Why do wives run the house?

She has the vagina, she makes the rules.

Reign?
<snip crown>
Why do wives run the house?

Take it you've never been married, to ask a question like that.

Posts like this get me all tingly in my naughty places.

Get married or find a pure woman, pronto!

and my shapely ass as it runs up the stairs. Swaying in the wind like curtains.

Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

NA's ass, my friend,
Is blowin' in the wind
NA's ass is blowin' in the wind...

I totally said this on page 2, and no one noticed. :(

*seppuku*

I did notice...

I was going to point out that after going to all the hassle of shaving my privates regularly, I most certainly would not appreciate to be remaned...

But I got sidetracked.

Posts like this get me all tingly in my naughty places.


was it my ass or Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog that got ya?

shaving my privates regularly

!

How YOU doin?

I did notice...

I was going to point out that after going to all the hassle of shaving my privates regularly, I most certainly would not appreciate to be remaned...

But I got sidetracked.

Sometimes laser hair removal goes wrong and you grow hair many many times faster than normal, so you have to shave twice daily.

Or just fashion your pubic hair into a stylish ponytail.

Take it you've never been married, to ask a question like that.

No.

But until that question is fully answered, homosexuals can never marry. They need a power-structure!

was it my ass or Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog that got ya?

Yes.

was it my ass or Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog that got ya?

You had him at "Hello."

Sometimes laser hair removal goes wrong and you grow hair many many times faster than normal, so you have to shave twice daily.

Or just fashion your pubic hair into a stylish ponytail.

Er... not quite what I meant, but thanks for sharing that. ;)

I shave twice weekly ;)

Or just fashion your pubic hair into a stylish ponytail.

:eek:

No.

But until that question is fully answered, homosexuals can never marry. They need a power-structure!

I Assume the "bitch" (to use a technical term) of the couple would rule the household.

Er... not quite what I meant, but thanks for sharing that. ;)
I just thought I'd share that little tidbit. :)

I shave twice weekly ;)

Pics or it didn't happen :wink:

I Assume the "bitch" (to use a technical term) of the couple would rule the household.

:confused:

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1184/118446/300_118446.jpg

Are we speaking of bestiality, now?

Pics or it didn't happen :wink:

http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/wilkinson_sword_lady_protector_razor_10587.jpg

;)

:confused:
<snip doggie>

Your googlefu is strong, young one.

http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/wilkinson_sword_lady_protector_razor_10587.jpg

;)

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

:confused:

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1184/118446/300_118446.jpg

Are we speaking of bestiality, now?

Bestiality is a perversion... perversion is okay if you're married... bestiality is okay if you're married.

So yes. As long as you marry your dog beforehand. You sinner, you.

Er... not quite what I meant, but thanks for sharing that. ;)

I shave twice weekly ;)

You must have much slower-growing hair than I do, you lucky woman. I'd be in constant itchy-stubble agony if I did that. :p

Bestiality is a perversion... perversion is okay if you're married... bestiality is okay if you're married.

So yes. As long as you marry your dog beforehand. You sinner, you.

its not legal to marry a dog. silly.

its not legal to marry a dog. silly.

Change the law! Dog lovers of the world unite!

its not legal to marry a dog. silly.

And it's not illegal to have sex before marriage.

So, what's it going to be?

its not legal to marry a dog. silly.

Says you. I says society just doesn't understand their kind of love.

its not legal to marry a dog. silly.

Yes it is. I declare it to be.

You must have much slower-growing hair than I do, you lucky woman. I'd be in constant itchy-stubble agony if I did that. :p

I've got very fine hair. Handy when it comes to legs and privates, a bit of a pity when it comes to my head. :(

its not legal to marry a dog. silly.

And why not, I'd like to know? Dogs are faithful, friendly, demonstrative, they don't spend my money, they don't hog the remote, they eat what I put in front of them without complaint and they love long walks in romantic places. Damn, a canine husband is sounding better every minute.

I've got very fine hair. Handy when it comes to legs and privates, a bit of a pity when it comes to my head. :(

Shave your head too! Jade Goody style.

I'd be in constant . . . agony

hmmm.....

Shave your head too! Jade Goody style.


I couldn't pull that look off, my mouth just isn't big enough to counterbalance the emptiness on top.

I couldn't pull that look off, my mouth just isn't big enough to counterbalance the emptiness on top.

It would attract attention away from your cheap-harlot levels of cleavage. Couldn't have that.

hmmm.....

Ha. There are so many better ways to make me suffer than itchiness, though. Itchiness is pretty unsexy. :p

It would attract attention away from your cheap-harlot levels of cleavage. Couldn't have that.

Exactly. I put a lot of effort into that, after all. Tops that are this low-cut aren't always easy to find.

Ha. There are so many better ways to make me suffer than itchiness, though. Itchiness is pretty unsexy. :p

Yes, but you have to scratch the itch. I think Neo finds that sexy.

Ha. There are so many better ways to make me suffer than itchiness, though. Itchiness is pretty unsexy. :p

Nothing turns a person on like an itchy crotch. That's why crabs is the most popular STI.

Nothing turns a person on like an itchy crotch. That's why crabs is the most popular STI.

Is it really? I mean, gonorrhea is pretty hip nowadays, and the "Herpes is for life, not just for Christmas!" ad campaign seems to be going well, too.

True story. As soon as a woman shows the slightest hint of tummy or legs, it activates a magnet in her vagina that attracts the penises of all men within a half-mile radius. They can't help their urges, and have no control over their behaviour. There have been many cases reported of some particularly virile men suddenly taking off at over the speed of sound due to this magnetic force and causing severe collision damage to the underside of planes that contain women who are dressed in a sluttish manner. Interestingly, they then tend to be sucked into the engines and killed, wiping the most virile out the genepool, which also goes to explain the decreasing potency of sperm observed by many scientific studies.

Possibly the funniest and most epic threadwin I've ever seen.

Is it really? I mean, gonorrhea is pretty hip nowadays, and the "Herpes is for life, not just for Christmas!" ad campaign seems to be going well, too.

Herpes is catching up, but pubic lice is still ahead, according to a recent Gallup poll.

True story. As soon as a woman shows the slightest hint of tummy or legs, it activates a magnet in her vagina that attracts the penises of all men within a half-mile radius. They can't help their urges, and have no control over their behaviour. There have been many cases reported of some particularly virile men suddenly taking off at over the speed of sound due to this magnetic force and causing severe collision damage to the underside of planes that contain women who are dressed in a sluttish manner. Interestingly, they then tend to be sucked into the engines and killed, wiping the most virile out the genepool, which also goes to explain the decreasing potency of sperm observed by many scientific studies.

Confirmed scientific FACT!!

This was good to wake up to.


Thanks :)

I would do the questions, but actually I do not want to lose time, I dress as sexily I can, without revealing too much, just because I can. It is not about attention from men, but attention from myself. I love mirrors.

Meh, I believe women should cover just like the Qu'ran says, but thats just me.

Not a fan of seeing half nude people while walking around town.

Meh, I believe women should cover just like the Qu'ran says, but thats just me.

Not a fan of seeing half nude people while walking around town.
Well excuuuuuse me for operating under the assumption that chest, back and leg hair, if sufficiently thick and full, could qualify as outerwear.
I was at least wearing a thong, you must admit that much.

Meh, I believe women should cover just like the Qu'ran says, but thats just me.

Not a fan of seeing half nude people while walking around town.

True that.
I prefer them fully naked as well.

Well excuuuuuse me for operating under the assumption that chest, back and leg hair, if sufficiently thick and full, could qualify as outerwear.
I was at least wearing a thong, you must admit that much.

*head asplode in terror*

Damn have I missed all the fun? I just sat down to read a book, next time I look at NSG Vanishing Shame has appeared and now gone.

Sexist!? It's absurd! He's absurd.

I know, and coming from a person that seems to have no experience with women and relationships, this thread is doubly absurd.

Damn have I missed all the fun? I just down to read a book, next time I look at NSG Vanishing Shame has appeared and now gone.

Sorry, he vanished.

Sorry, he vanished.

Awww :(

Sorry, he vanished.

That's a shame.

Sorry, he vanished.
Oddly enough, his shame remains.

*head asplode in terror*
You should have seen the pony tail I wove out of my pubic hair. I call it my Second Penis.

That's a shame.

Now, how come my threads never grow to 13 pages? I guess I'm not interesting.

We could just keep laughing... after all, this thread will be here for him to read when he's done mowing the lawn.

Now, how come my threads never grow to 13 pages? I guess I'm not interesting.

We could just keep laughing... after all, this thread will be here for him to read when he's done mowing the lawn.

If he's not married, can he do that?

That's a shame.
http://www.emotty.com/images/emoticons/509.png
Curse you woman, and your quick little fingers!

If he's not married, can he do that?

I totally didn't mean that in a sexual manner, but I see what you did there. -.-

Bravo. :D

http://www.emotty.com/images/emoticons/509.png
Curse you woman, and your quick little fingers!

Epic fail.

Meh, I believe women should cover just like the Qu'ran says, but thats just me.

Not a fan of seeing half nude people while walking around town.
And there are certain men that I would rather not see uncovered either. But it's their right to do so within certain limits. *shrugs*

I love to see women with big, ripe asses in tight pants and tight tops. I like getting a glimpse of inner thigh if I happen to be on the escalator behind/below a woman in a skirt. I LOVE seeing a woman bending over a table to clean it, with her thin skirt hiking up to show her underwear. Modest? Please don't! Slutty lacy red bras peeking out from under a low cut top...mmmm.

I wear clothes that make me feel good, and I like wearing clothes intended to turn on people looking at me. Specifically the guy who is going to be shoving me up against a fence the second he can get away with it. Modest? Missing the point.

Oh and men...men should definitely stop dressing so 'modestly'. Pants that are tight around the ass, tight shirts. Nice definition, broad shoulders tapering down to a narrow waist, taut buttocks, nice legs...yes please...

perversions arent against the rules having intercourse without being married is. catch up.

Which rules? Those who linked? With the PG13 stuff?

I'd never thought that NSG claims that much authority over our private lives!

Which rules? Those who linked? With the PG13 stuff?

I'd never thought that NSG claims that much authority over our private lives!

*sneaks into the one-stop rules shop and writes it in small print with a crayon*

Non-married intercourse is my favourite.

Non-married intercourse is my favourite.

Then I take it you are still available? :D

Then I take it you are still available? :D

She'd break you, pup.

if u had more self worth u would. why do u hate yourself?Wot?

I challenge you to find anything about me that's not pure woman!!! I'll take that challenge... send me the pics! :p

never saidit did. errr yes you did... right here...

thats to b faster.

see.

perversions arent against the rules having intercourse without being married is. catch up.

so.. you do know that there are perversions that don't require intercourse...

Well excuuuuuse me for operating under the assumption that chest, back and leg hair, if sufficiently thick and full, could qualify as outerwear.
I was at least wearing a thong, you must admit that much.

That was you? I thought it was someone in a chewbacca costume! :eek2:

Sorry, he vanished.
probably his/her bedtime. :D

man, this is a fun thread! :D

why do u need so much male attenton? did ur daddy leave u when u was young?

Do not troll. It's against the rules. Your comment was purposely designed to elicit a rise out of Nanatsu no Tsuki. Consider this a warning, something you will want to avoid by ensuring you follow the rules of the forum.

Trolling: Posts that are made with the aim of angering people. (like 'ALL JEWS ARE [insert vile comment here]' for example). While Trolls often make these posts strictly in an attempt to provoke negative comment, it is still trolling even if you actually hold those beliefs. Intent is difficult to prove over the internet, so mods will work under their best assumptions.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8784641&postcount=3

Also, people will always pick on bad spelling and grammar. If you don't want to be subject to that, use proper spellings or at least attempt to, and formulate complete and coherent sentences.

Then I take it you are still available? :D

She'd break you, pup.

Answered for me, nicely done.

She'd break you, pup.

Not so; remember my capabilities.

http://www.jameyclay.com/uploaded_images/OSX-GOOGLE-NINJA-757683.jpg

Not so; remember my capabilities.
<snippy FUCKING AWESOME pic>

Your Googlefu will not save you from the advances of Neesika. You must have something much greater than Googlefu.

You need full body armor, like mine.

Your Googlefu will not save you from the advances of Neesika. You must have something much greater than Googlefu.

You need full body armor, like mine.

Or you could simply lend me your visage.

Or you could simply lend me your visage.

You want to borrow my appearance?

Why?

It hasn't worked out very well for me so far.

Your Googlefu will not save you from the advances of Neesika. You must have something much greater than Googlefu.

You need full body armor, like mine.

No, you just need to be able to break ME. Unfortunately that entails being extremely intelligent and interesting, sadistic, fun, sexy, and sexually skilled.

Sorry, this position is filled more than adequately at the moment!

You want to borrow my appearance?

Why?

It hasn't worked out very well for me so far.

But would it work to "save you from the advances of Neesika"?

But would it work to "save you from the advances of Neesika"?

Yes - she would never advance.

No, you just need to be able to break ME. Unfortunately that entails being extremely intelligent and interesting, sadistic, fun, sexy, and sexually skilled.

Sorry, this position is filled more than adequately at the moment!

One down, five to go.

Yes - she would never advance.



http://www.infoshop.org/graphics/sharon4.gif = http://history.wisc.edu/sommerville/351/351images/pkeman.jpg

Because I find the type of modesty proposed by the list in the OP, I have an incredible desire to respond. Of course, now that I'm done being a snickerpuss.


1. Have you ever thought about what you look like from behind—how tight or sheer your clothing is? Ask your mother to stand behind you and watch you walk. Ask her if she thinks you swing your hips or swagger.

My mother wants me to wear clothing that is FEMININE. If my sister-in-law had her way, I'd wear something that did fit that description, and wouldn't fit into the category of "burlap sack" (aka: shame tarp) and blue jeans.

2. How is modesty a heart issue? Discuss ways that heart issues show up in our actions.

Modest is relative.

3. When you walk up a flight of stairs, what do men behind you see? What types of clothing would be the most modest in this situation?

Whatever they want to see. After all, do men REALLY notice what women are wearing, or care about what women are wearing? "Modest" would be anything that isn't naked as a jaybird.

4. Have you ever worn a long, flowing skirt or dress? How did it make you feel? How did others view you? Did it properly cover your private areas with no problem?

Yes because my pants were in a heap on the floor. It made me feel like I should have been born in the 60s. I have no idea what others thought as I am not a Betazoid. And how could a LONG and flowing skirt NOT adequately cover "private" parts with no problem unless it was totally sheer?

5. Do you wear skirts that have slits that are cut higher than you would actually wear your skirt? What happens when you walk or sit? What happens on a windy day?

I wear pants. The question does not apply to me.

6. Is your clothing modest to the people who are sitting behind you in church? Ask your mother or a wise female friend to stand behind you while you bend over to pick up a book. Now do the same with them standing in front of you. What did she see? What would your father think?

As I don't go to church, this question does not apply to me.

Also, my mother would be thrilled if I wore a skirt or something that was remotely feminine. My dad? He doesn't care because I no longer take his shirts.

7. Raise your hands high above your head. Does your tummy show? You may think, “I’ll never be walking around with my hands above my head,” but this is a good all-around test. I’ve seen young ladies in blouses that seemed modest until they bent over to pick up a toddler or had to reach up high on a shelf.

As I said before, I wear a "shame tarp". My sister-in-law would be happy to provide those kinds of shirts for me, unfortunately my inner-boy hates frilly, sissy clothing and prefers black t-shirts. My inner-girl likes black clothing. It works out.

8. How low is your neckline? Look in the mirror while holding onto your knees. Do you see cleavage? If so, everyone else does too! If you are fuller in the chest area, you may need to be more careful of certain fabrics. Sweaters, knits, and the newer “stretchy” fabrics tend to cling and accentuate the bust line, and tops that are too large fall open easily.

There's some skin, but mostly not exposed unless I'm sitting around in just a bra.

9. Be aware of where others’ eyes may be drawn. You want them to look at your face, not other parts of your body, while they are talking to you. Avoid garments that hug areas which should be kept private.

The shame tarp leaves far more to the imagination than the cling-y clothing does and would make a guy want to look longer because he's gotta work harder for that mental image.

10. Would you feel naked wearing your nightgown or undergarments into a courtroom or church? What would your pastor and his wife think if you invited them over to supper, then answered the door in your underwear? Would they be shocked? Why do many of us think it is acceptable then to invite fellow Christians over for a pool party where everyone is wearing “colored underwear”? Discuss your answer with your mother (Romans 12:2).

I'd wear my undergarments if I wasn't afraid of freezing my ass off in the dead middle of a Canadian winter. The latter of the question doesn't apply because a pastor would never come to see me. I'm a heathen AND a heretic. As for inviting Christians over... I'd have to look long and hard because I know none. Finding Jews, however is like shooting fish in a barrel for me. :)

11. Discuss how we have been conditioned by the world to accept public nakedness, all in the name of recreation and fun—or even Christian liberty. How should we change our thinking? (1Peter 1:14)

We should accept that nakedness is natural. If it wasn't, we'd be born covered in furr. We're born naked as a jaybird and it ought to remain that way.

12. Talk about how someone can be dressed modestly from head to toe and still reveal an immodest demeanor.

They can seduce you with their eyes and words.

I love to see women with big, ripe asses in tight pants and tight tops. I like getting a glimpse of inner thigh if I happen to be on the escalator behind/below a woman in a skirt. I LOVE seeing a woman bending over a table to clean it, with her thin skirt hiking up to show her underwear. Modest? Please don't! Slutty lacy red bras peeking out from under a low cut top...mmmm.

^This, because a woman, her quality, the type of human being she is, or how intelligent she is or how good a mother, a sister, a friend, a lover she is, isn't defined by the clothes she wears.

^This, because a woman, her quality, the type of human being she is, or how intelligent she is or how good a mother, a sister, a friend, a lover she is, isn't defined by the clothes she wears.

True, so very true. Modesty is all in a person's perception. After all, one can dress in a matter another considers "immodest" yet act quite modest over all. Clothing is nothing more than just something we wear. It is not part of us. It is removed at the end of the day like any mask.

One down, five to go.

Pup, you don't even know what sadistic means in Neesika's world. You're going to have to commit genocide or at the very least torture some puppies.

and to build on Nanatsu's post...
My mother wants me to wear clothing that is FEMININE. If my sister-in-law had her way, I'd wear something that did fit that description, and wouldn't fit into the category of "burlap sack" (aka: shame tarp) and blue jeans.

a woman can make anything feminine. even a burlap sack. to me, it's not the clothes, but the woman wearing it.

with the right attitude, a tank top, denim jacket, jeans and sneakers can be feminine. a House robe, fuzzy slippers and hair curlers can also be Feminine. it's not the clothes, but the woman.

I didn't like this tripe coming out of Vanishing_shame any more than I like it coming out of extremist Muslims.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Obvious sexism is obvious.

Obvious moralizing bullcrap is obvious.

That is all.

and to build on Nanatsu's post...

a woman can make anything feminine. even a burlap sack. to me, it's not the clothes, but the woman wearing it.

with the right attitude, a tank top, denim jacket, jeans and sneakers can be feminine. a House robe, fuzzy slippers and hair curlers can also be Feminine. it's not the clothes, but the woman.

Indeed it is. We're not defined by garments, but by actions and the quality of person we are.

eve was nekked in the garden

here are some tips for ladies to remane ladies.

It's spelled remain, and i don't think they're going to turn into men by wearing tight clothes or showing skin. Who are you to tell people what to wear?

Non-married intercourse is my favourite.

Especially with homosexual liberals, just to piss the religious right off even more.

that entails being extremely intelligent and interesting, sadistic, fun, sexy, and sexually skilled.

So you'd be up for it with Vanishing_shame then?

i have a Ld. i already told u that.

Then perhaps you should address that and other issues with yourself before pointing the finger at others. [Matthew 7:3]

i reported all of u.

To who, Fred Phelps?

And it's pure women you like to


http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14621662#post14621662
?

Oh, the hypocrisy, it burns like cheap scotch. And life's too short to drink cheap scotch.

True story. As soon as a woman shows the slightest hint of tummy or legs, it activates a magnet in her vagina that attracts the penises of all men within a half-mile radius. They can't help their urges, and have no control over their behaviour. There have been many cases reported of some particularly virile men suddenly taking off at over the speed of sound due to this magnetic force and causing severe collision damage to the underside of planes that contain women who are dressed in a sluttish manner. Interestingly, they then tend to be sucked into the engines and killed, wiping the most virile out the genepool, which also goes to explain the decreasing potency of sperm observed by many scientific studies.

*wipes away tear of combined laughter and pride*

I love NSG in these moments. I needed this thread's laugh-generating, superiority-complex-deflating goodness. Thank you.

I couldn't pull that look off, my mouth just isn't big enough to counterbalance the emptiness on top.

Honey, there is no WAY you could ever be considered empty on top.

It's spelled remain, and i don't think they're going to turn into men by wearing tight clothes or showing skin. Who are you to tell people what to wear?

A new convert or one who's been whitewashed with some kind of Ephesian armor-of-God nonsense. There's no zealot like a new zealot. He's cute and harmless, mostly.

Pup, you don't even know what sadistic means in Neesika's world.

She has not had to sit next to me in a waiting room while I hum off-key arias.

You're going to have to commit genocide

Impossible! I am not racist. But random mass-murder is conceivable.

or at the very least torture some puppies.

If they are yappers then this is not impossible.

She has not had to sit next to me in a waiting room while I hum off-key arias.
Inability to sing or hum is not proof of evil.

Impossible! I am not racist. But random mass-murder is conceivable.
There must be women and children in the victims list.

If they are yappers then this is not impossible.

Without provocation dammit! You do it just because you want to.

Inability to sing or hum is not proof of evil.

If I continue in the presence of peeved persons it is. "Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso..."

There must be women and children in the victims list.


Equality for all!


Without provocation dammit! You do it just because you want to.

When they yap, I want to.

If I continue in the presence of peeved persons it is.

You are the diet coke of evil.

When they yap, I want to.

That's reacting to provocation. Come back when you're serious.

You are the diet coke of evil.

Diet Coke is evil, which you would know if you tasted it.

That's reacting to provocation. Come back when you're serious.

Is going through the trash or crapping in the house considered provocation?

Is going through the trash or crapping in the house considered provocation?

Yes, and yes.

Yes, and yes.

Tearing pillows? shedding fur? scratching doors?

If so, it is virtually impossible to find a puppy free of provocation.

Tearing pillows? shedding fur? scratching doors?

If so, it is virtually impossible to find a puppy free of provocation.

Yes, but you must act maliciously prior to it getting any chance to provoke you. Otherwise, you are not truly evil. You are just partly evil, diet evil.

Yes, but you must act maliciously prior to it getting any chance to provoke you. Otherwise, you are not truly evil. You are just partly evil, diet evil.

Vamos, tú estás loco.:tongue:

Yes, but you must act maliciously prior to it getting any chance to provoke you. Otherwise, you are not truly evil. You are just partly evil, diet evil.

So you define define evil as causing harm faster than a puppy can?

So you define define evil as causing harm faster than a puppy can?

If you want to rise to Neesika's level, you must.

Vamos, tú estás loco.:tongue:

He is Galloism.

Vamos, tú estás loco.:tongue:

Did you just tell me to leave on a train?

He is Galloism.

So desu yo.:tongue:

*vanishes*

If you want to rise to Neesika's level, you must.

I am off.

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So desu yo.:tongue:

*vanishes*

I am Galloism? that is close enough to The Dark Flash.

I am Galloism? that is close enough to The Dark Flash.

I'm numb listening to a song. Don't mind me, Parky-sama.:wink:

Did you just tell me to leave on a train?

She said you're crazy.

She said you're crazy.

I know what she said. I was being humorous - she knows my knowledge of Spanish is very limited. Since "loco" makes me think of "locomotive" in English... you know, never mind.

I know what she said. I was being humorous - she knows my knowledge of Spanish is very limited. Since "loco" makes me think of "locomotive" in English... you know, never mind.

Plus, he also knows I wasn't trying to offend him. I was being humorous to Gallo-dono too. But thanks, Adunabar, for avidly translating what didn't need to be.

This is the internet so I assume half the people are in their underwear as they post here.

Guilty.

Guilty.

And the other half are out of them. :p

I know what she said. I was being humorous - she knows my knowledge of Spanish is very limited. Since "loco" makes me think of "locomotive" in English... you know, never mind.

Oh right, sorry. I take things a little too literally sometimes.

And the other half are out of them. :p

I HOPE not. cuz then, I'm certainly violating the dress code at work... :D

I HOPE not. cuz then, I'm certainly violating the dress code at work... :D

Dirty little bastard, undressing at work. Hope you have you own office, and perhaps a hot secretary...?

And the other half are out of them. :p

Are you in that statistic, I wonder?

Are you in that statistic, I wonder?

Normally yes, today no.