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Fist: Simple technique is best. Small focus on the glans, then work the shaft, for the glans becomes too sensitive. Balls is very, very good. Finger in the ass? Hell Yeah!
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Well played sir.

*rimshot*That's usually not what happens when 69ing, though I suppose if there's a fairly large height difference or the people are flexible enough.

I don't like giving them. I know it sounds prudish, but I just can't stand the thought of putting the thing a guy pisses out of in my mouth.

That's fine.


But then I am a bit of a hypocrite since I love getting head from boyfriends. I always feel guilty after though, HONEST!!!

So how are you doing? (you know I was bound to attempt a flirt someday)

Men. Get tested more often please. Quite often you'll be asymptomatic, but you can still be passing on something very unpleasant to your partner AND lack of symptoms doesn't mean damage isn't being done.

Yearly when I'm not active, bi monthly when I am.


Okay! Men! Time to tell us what you like best.

Tongue in the urethral opening (wonderfully named the meatus) a little? Good, or bad? Maintain pressure on the frenulum? Do you like to to dive down right away, or focus on the glans for a while?

Never happened.


Oh here's one...some guys don't like you to play with their balls. You in, or out?

Aint that what they are there for?


And the question I always like to assk...

Finger in the bum during head...should she ask first?

I'd prefer if she did, but never happened; could be a pleasant surprise.

Is tasting your own semen a bad thing?

No. Not at all.

Is tasting your own semen a bad thing?

No, it's actually quite a sensual experience, and men like it. Especially if you also taste theirs.

Tasting one's own semen is considered by me and the few people I discussed the issue with as rather gay. I know there are times when I came on my face and I always felt quite silly about it. Semen anywhere near the mouth area is for the girls and gays only.

Tasting one's own semen is considered by me and the few people I discussed the issue with as rather gay. I know there are times when I came on my face and I always felt quite silly about it. Semen anywhere near the mouth area is for the girls and gays only.

In other words, you're a virgin?

Or you just don't give oral?

In other words, you're a virgin?

Or you just don't give oral?

I am a virgin in the sexual areas encompassing the wonders of gaiety if that is what you are asking. I do not give oral to men as I am a man. I do not consume my own semen either.

I am a virgin in the sexual areas encompassing the wonders of gaiety if that is what you are asking. I do not give oral to men as I am a man. I do not consume my own semen either.

Awesome, three answers to questions I didn't ask.

Why you feel the need to harp on at such length about your lack of 'gayness', when I didn't mention it... I'm not sure. But it does arouse suspicions.



But, giving you the benefit of the doubt, for the moment, (and assuming that you're not just the chronic self-loather you just portrayed yourself as) - are you a virgin? Do you simply not perform oral?

(Try to answer these questions without raising the spectre of (your?) homosexuality.)

Yes yes, we get it. Un-Christian behavior and discussion offends you. Anything on topic to say? No? Ok then.

I am not a Christian and I do not like a lot of foul language.

Tasting one's own semen is considered by me and the few people I discussed the issue with as rather gay. I know there are times when I came on my face and I always felt quite silly about it. Semen anywhere near the mouth area is for the girls and gays only.

In other words, you're a virgin?

Or you just don't give oral?

I am a virgin in the sexual areas encompassing the wonders of gaiety if that is what you are asking. I do not give oral to men as I am a man. I do not consume my own semen either.

Awesome, three answers to questions I didn't ask.

Why you feel the need to harp on at such length about your lack of 'gayness', when I didn't mention it... I'm not sure. But it does arouse suspicions.



But, giving you the benefit of the doubt, for the moment, (and assuming that you're not just the chronic self-loather you just portrayed yourself as) - are you a virgin? Do you simply not perform oral?

(Try to answer these questions without raising the spectre of (your?) homosexuality.)

I have no idea why you wrote, "in other words you are a virgin? Or you just don't give oral?" In response to my discussion on a man consuming his own sperm.

The only way I could possibly almost see where you were coming from is if you were asking if I ever consume my own semen or those of other men. Since, I was wrong in interpretting your questions, I really want an explanation of where you were coming from with your comment/question. I excerpted the history of the posts above to help illustrate the post history and context.

I am not a virgin. I engage in oral sex with women.

I have no idea why you wrote, "in other words you are a virgin? Or you just don't give oral?" In response to my discussion on a man consuming his own sperm.

That also made no sense to me.

And that there are some STDs that you won't test positive for right away, but which can remain "hidden" in your system for months or even years before you know about them.

Some of those, though, like HPV, won't show up on a test for many men. Which is why you need to get your doctors vaccinated.

Some of those, though, like HPV, won't show up on a test for many men. Which is why you need to get your doctors vaccinated.

But...

Why would...
I mean, are you...

*head explodes*

That also made no sense to me.

Same. Why would not tasting your own semen in anyway indicate you're a virgin?

But...

Why would...
I mean, are you...

*head explodes*

I think that was Typoeese for "You should go to your doctor and get vaccinated. It made me pause for a second too.

Same. Why would not tasting your own semen in anyway indicate you're a virgin?

A man who is sexually active and (allegedly) 'heterosexual', is likely to have had female (most likely 'bisexual' or 'heterosexual') partners.

Those partners are likely, at some point, to engage in sexual activities that result in the dissemination of semen. Indeed, if the (allegedly) 'heterosexual' partner is intimately sexually active with that female, there is a strong possibility that she may have been exposed to his own semen.

Thus, the only way to be a sexually active and (allegedly) heterosexual male, and to be SURE you've never encountered cross-contamination with your own semen or that of another, is to be sexually active in a purely solitary fashion, or sexually active with (a) partner(s) that you never have any form of oral contact with.

So - if GF is arguing that he has never tasted semen, he's either lying, a wanker, or yet to perform any kind of oral service (I suppose, this includes even kissing).

I engage in oral sex with women.

Then, statistically, you have had semen 'anywhere near the mouth area', and thus - by your OWN 'logic' - must be either a girl or gay.

Womenz! Are you okay with giving head mid or post-intercourse, as in, with the taste of you on it? Guys...is that hot or not? I think it's fucking VOLCANIC.

I've met quite a few women who get all 'ewww' about that. Ditto with a guy kissing them after he's gone down on her. Odd.

No prob.

If it doesn't matter at all to the guy in question, it's less hot. Interplay. Generally I've found, it matters. Maybe it's because a lot of women still don't.

I have never understood that and I still don't. It's already IN your mouth... why would you care if it's in your stomach? It's not going to go rancid or anything...

(Honestly, I feel terrible about being a disappointment that way, but pretty much every time I've tried to swallow I end up gagging intensely, often so much that I end up throwing up, which is...not so sexy. :( )

On behalf of myself, I apologize for cracking up at that. :$

A man who is sexually active and (allegedly) 'heterosexual', is likely to have had female (most likely 'bisexual' or 'heterosexual') partners.

Those partners are likely, at some point, to engage in sexual activities that result in the dissemination of semen. Indeed, if the (allegedly) 'heterosexual' partner is intimately sexually active with that female, there is a strong possibility that she may have been exposed to his own semen.

Thus, the only way to be a sexually active and (allegedly) heterosexual male, and to be SURE you've never encountered cross-contamination with your own semen or that of another, is to be sexually active in a purely solitary fashion, or sexually active with (a) partner(s) that you never have any form of oral contact with.

So - if GF is arguing that he has never tasted semen, he's either lying, a wanker, or yet to perform any kind of oral service (I suppose, this includes even kissing).

A small amount of semen present may not be of sufficient quantity to affect taste, ergo, he may not have tasted his own semen because his girlfriend's juices may have been in so much greater quantity that they overpowered the taste of his own semen and rendered it non-tastable.

This would make the poster's statement true, as he has never tasted his own semen due to insufficient quantity. However, he may have consumed it.

But...

Why would...
I mean, are you...

*head explodes*

ACK. Daughters, daughters! Stupid brain.

A man who is sexually active and (allegedly) 'heterosexual', is likely to have had female (most likely 'bisexual' or 'heterosexual') partners.

Those partners are likely, at some point, to engage in sexual activities that result in the dissemination of semen. Indeed, if the (allegedly) 'heterosexual' partner is intimately sexually active with that female, there is a strong possibility that she may have been exposed to his own semen.

Thus, the only way to be a sexually active and (allegedly) heterosexual male, and to be SURE you've never encountered cross-contamination with your own semen or that of another, is to be sexually active in a purely solitary fashion, or sexually active with (a) partner(s) that you never have any form of oral contact with.

So - if GF is arguing that he has never tasted semen, he's either lying, a wanker, or yet to perform any kind of oral service (I suppose, this includes even kissing).

This is silly. If a girl drinks a soda after gargling man juice, you can kiss her all that you want and not do anything even remotely homosexual.

Also, if you (like me) only ejaculate in the vagina once a year on average, you are not going to encounter anything down there that would compromise your virtue. Periods, baths, and the passage of time gets rid of all of that stuff.

I am confident that I have never had any semen in my mouth. It may have accidentally landed on or near my mouth but there is no shame in that.

A man who is sexually active and (allegedly) 'heterosexual', is likely to have had female (most likely 'bisexual' or 'heterosexual') partners.

Those partners are likely, at some point, to engage in sexual activities that result in the dissemination of semen. Indeed, if the (allegedly) 'heterosexual' partner is intimately sexually active with that female, there is a strong possibility that she may have been exposed to his own semen.

Exposed to? Sure. Tastes? Unlikely. Ejaculation is often done in condoms or in swallowing.

I guess there's the after-blowjob-kiss, but that's quite different. At best an aftertaste mixed with saliva; no way does it compare to really taking a sampling. And many guys will explicitly not want to kiss immediately after she goes down on him. Not all girls even want to. Shit, after all that work, you gotta figure her mouth's pretty tired. Plus, I'm already asleep by now.

At any rate, even a "strong possibility" is not a certainty, which renders this definitive conclusion:

Thus, the only way to be a sexually active and (allegedly) heterosexual male, and to be SURE you've never encountered cross-contamination with your own semen or that of another, is to be sexually active in a purely solitary fashion, or sexually active with (a) partner(s) that you never have any form of oral contact with.

So - if GF is arguing that he has never tasted semen, he's either lying, a wanker, or yet to perform any kind of oral service (I suppose, this includes even kissing).

just isn't valid.

All of that is irrelevant anyway, obviously that's not actually the sort of thing GF meant by tasting semen.

While we're on the subject though, why is the man rolling over and going to sleep after sex portrayed as such a bad, insensitive thing in media? I can see how it might seem abrupt or could be done in a rude way, but the way the ironically-named boob tube paints the picture, men are disgusting horrible slobs for it and the woman always wants to cuddle afterward. (Or get down some more. The man is thus being cruel to her by denying her his junk.) Frankly, it's a sexist trope and needs to die already.

A small amount of semen present may not be of sufficient quantity to affect taste, ergo, he may not have tasted his own semen because his girlfriend's juices may have been in so much greater quantity that they overpowered the taste of his own semen and rendered it non-tastable.

This would make the poster's statement true, as he has never tasted his own semen due to insufficient quantity. However, he may have consumed it.

'Tasting' was only half of it.

The specific wording was: "Tasting one's own semen is... rather gay. Semen anywhere near the mouth area is for the girls and gays only."

All of that is irrelevant anyway, obviously that's not actually the sort of thing GF meant by tasting semen.

Is it "not actually the sort of thing GF meant" when he said "Semen anywhere near the mouth area is for the girls and gays only..." also?

This is silly. If a girl drinks a soda after gargling man juice, you can kiss her all that you want and not do anything even remotely homosexual.


I was reading an old medical book the other day, that described anal intercourse between a man and a woman as evidence of 'repressed homosexuality'. I've even heard similar arguments from people about why they don't 'do anal' - because 'anal sex means you're gay'.

So 'doing anything remotely homsexual' is, apparently, largely in the eye of the beholder. Of course, I thought the book was pretty dumb, and the people I've met that have perpetuated that idea... I feel are similarly ridiculous.


Also, if you (like me) only ejaculate in the vagina once a year on average, you are not going to encounter anything down there that would compromise your virtue.


...'your virtue'? Being sexually active (if you are) compromises 'your virtue'... but you're not using it in that way, are you. This is some special 'gay virginity' you're talking about, right?


Periods, baths, and the passage of time gets rid of all of that stuff.


Sure. If you are the only person who ever came there.


I am confident that I have never had any semen in my mouth.


I am confident that you're wrong.


It may have accidentally landed on or near my mouth but there is no shame in that.

What's all this about 'shame'? Why would it be a matter of 'shame'? Seriously - all this 'virtue', 'only girls and gays' and 'shame' stuff is just painting you as a classic closet case.

While we're on the subject though, why is the man rolling over and going to sleep after sex portrayed as such a bad, insensitive thing in media? I can see how it might seem abrupt or could be done in a rude way, but the way the ironically-named boob tube paints the picture, men are disgusting horrible slobs for it and the woman always wants to cuddle afterward. (Or get down some more. The man is thus being cruel to her by denying her his junk.) Frankly, it's a sexist trope and needs to die already.

If the sex is good...especially if I've cum, rolling over and sleeping is the best thing EVAH.

I think it's seen as a bad thing because it's associated with a man getting his rocks off and completely failing to please his partner. In which case, said partner needs to stop harping on the 'falling asleep after' part of it and just stop having sex with him period.

I was reading an old medical book the other day, that described anal intercourse between a man and a woman as evidence of 'repressed homosexuality'. I've even heard similar arguments from people about why they don't 'do anal' - because 'anal sex means you're gay'.


The argument I use when talking to someone that engages in anal is not so much if you do anal you are gay, but rather since a butthole is the same on a male or female. You could just as easily get your jollies off in a man's rectum. So while not gay, you are coming close. I guess the same thing could be said of oral sex. But for some reason I don't usually make that connection. After all if you are already down there, why not use the hole that nature intended. Unless you are religious and are saving your V-card.

The argument I use when talking to someone that engages in anal is not so much if you do anal you are gay, but rather since a butthole is the same on a male or female. You could just as easily get your jollies off in a man's rectum. So while not gay, you are coming close. I guess the same thing could be said of oral sex. But for some reason I don't usually make that connection. After all if you are already down there, why not use the hole that nature intended. Unless you are religious and are saving your V-card.

This is what I do.

I get a guy addicted to anal sex. Then, one night when he's drunk, I tell him I'll meet him in a room and he can fuck me in my ass, but I send in my bi male friend. Lights are off, they fuck, and just as my guy is getting his rocks off, I turn on the light and go "Surprise! You're gay!"

This is what I do.

I get a guy addicted to anal sex. Then, one night when he's drunk, I tell him I'll meet him in a room and he can fuck me in my ass, but I send in my bi male friend. Lights are off, they fuck, and just as my guy is getting his rocks off, I turn on the light and go "Surprise! You're gay!"

Remind me to always have sex with the lights on from now on.

This is what I do.

I get a guy addicted to anal sex. Then, one night when he's drunk, I tell him I'll meet him in a room and he can fuck me in my ass, but I send in my bi male friend. Lights are off, they fuck, and just as my guy is getting his rocks off, I turn on the light and go "Surprise! You're gay!"

for some reason I feel that Straughn may take offense at that

This is what I do.

I get a guy addicted to anal sex. Then, one night when he's drunk, I tell him I'll meet him in a room and he can fuck me in my ass, but I send in my bi male friend. Lights are off, they fuck, and just as my guy is getting his rocks off, I turn on the light and go "Surprise! You're gay!"

A. You were wrong. It wasn't one of those I'd look back on and laugh.

B. Stop telling people.

I am a virgin in the sexual areas encompassing the wonders of gaiety if that is what you are asking. I do not give oral to men as I am a man. I do not consume my own semen either.

There is a quoe from Shakespeare I'm thinking of. Something about dosting, and too muching and methinking.

you are, to put it quite frankly, GAY AND DISGUISTING(nothing particular about this statement, im generalizing. gayyyyyyyy)
I'd have to want to. So either I'd be really, really turned on, or I'd have something to prove :D

And besides, we all know gay men give better head...STAY AWAY FROM MY MEN!!!! :D

Unless I can watch.


Thank you.

Men. Get tested more often please. Quite often you'll be asymptomatic, but you can still be passing on something very unpleasant to your partner AND lack of symptoms doesn't mean damage isn't being done.

This is what I do.

I get a guy addicted to anal sex. Then, one night when he's drunk, I tell him I'll meet him in a room and he can fuck me in my ass, but I send in my bi male friend. Lights are off, they fuck, and just as my guy is getting his rocks off, I turn on the light and go "Surprise! You're gay!"

damn you Neesika, i'm not falling for that one again! :mad: ;)



yeah, BJs are nice and all, but i agree with a lot of the sentiment on this thread - great for foreplay, can get a bit dull. if that's all that's on offer, then they're awesome, but if its either continue the BJ or move on and have sex, i know which i'd choose.


Womenz! Are you okay with giving head mid or post-intercourse, as in, with the taste of you on it? Guys...is that hot or not? I think it's fucking VOLCANIC.

its epic after, or to finish me off (super-epic)

damn this thread is making me horny

you are, to put it quite frankly, GAY AND DISGUISTING(nothing particular about this statement, im generalizing. gayyyyyyyy)What about her post makes you think she's either gay or disgusting?

This is what I do.

I get a guy addicted to anal sex. Then, one night when he's drunk, I tell him I'll meet him in a room and he can fuck me in my ass, but I send in my bi male friend. Lights are off, they fuck, and just as my guy is getting his rocks off, I turn on the light and go "Surprise! You're gay!"

It's only gay if they receive not if they give, Nessika. :p

In answer to the OP - I like it, but I don't flip out for it. I'd rather give my lover hers, than get mine - although 69 is hot as hell, and probably the only way I'd get there from 'oral'.

The less well known 71 is also good.

I think I have the answer to the guys-not-tasting their own product conundrum, as well, because it doesn't taste that bad, so why the fuss? It's because it arrives too late. Boy-horniness can recover pretty quickly, but it takes a nosedive pretty much as soon as you get there. If a guy could ejaculate... then 'cum' 5 minutes later? There'd be less stigma attached to tasting your own.

I love this critique and I think it has some truth in it.

Oh here's one...some guys don't like you to play with their balls. You in, or out?

Yeah in, esepically when they blow on it, it may be just me but it does give me an extra tingling feeling up and down my body
And the question I always like to assk...

Finger in the bum during head...should she ask first?

When planning on going in, in then yes.

I have to plead guilty on this one... :$
I can't stand that plasticy taste. So it's either without or not at all. I know that's probably not the most clever attitute... :$

Have you ever tried the flavoured ones?

Now I know it still has some of that plasticy tate but still

you are, to put it quite frankly, GAY AND DISGUISTING(nothing particular about this statement, im generalizing. gayyyyyyyy)

I think that I would consider your statement gay, instead of Neesika's.

Ok but what kind of person isn't willing to give head in this day and age? That's the freaking 'standard' model! I mean, okay find, don't take it in the ass...but don't give head? What is this, the 50s?

I have a mate whose ex wouldn't give him oral, she was into a lot of other things, maybe like somone else has told me she thought that placing a penis into your mouth was disgusting.

But really Neesika each to their own I think, some people have preferences that others don't and who are we to judge?

Then, statistically, you have had semen 'anywhere near the mouth area', and thus - by your OWN 'logic' - must be either a girl or gay.

Look, I hardly ever ejaculate in the veejay. What is so difficult for you to understand?

I was reading an old medical book the other day, that described anal intercourse between a man and a woman as evidence of 'repressed homosexuality'. I've even heard similar arguments from people about why they don't 'do anal' - because 'anal sex means you're gay'.

So 'doing anything remotely homsexual' is, apparently, largely in the eye of the beholder. Of course, I thought the book was pretty dumb, and the people I've met that have perpetuated that idea... I feel are similarly ridiculous.



...'your virtue'? Being sexually active (if you are) compromises 'your virtue'... but you're not using it in that way, are you. This is some special 'gay virginity' you're talking about, right?



Sure. If you are the only person who ever came there.



I am confident that you're wrong.



What's all this about 'shame'? Why would it be a matter of 'shame'? Seriously - all this 'virtue', 'only girls and gays' and 'shame' stuff is just painting you as a classic closet case.

Anal sex between a man and a woman is not gay at all. If it was, I would be the gayest man on Earth because that is pretty much the only way that I have sex. Since there is not a single cell of my body that is gay, I am 100% confident that I am as straight as tghey come. Plus, I am a religious Republican and we are not in the habit of having much truck in the wonders of gaiety.

As to virtue, it seems tha tthere is something morally unwholesome about a gentleman consuming semen. This is of course a matter of personal opinion.

I do not perform oral sex on women that had their veejays come into contact with another man's semen or my own without a whiole lot of bathing and periods in between. I do this to preseve my own purity. I do not go down on come dumpsters and I find your insistance that I do a bit troubling.

Anal sex between a man and a woman is not gay at all. As to virtue, it seems tha tthere is something morally unwholesoms about a gentleman consuming semen. This is of course a matter of personal opinion.

I do not perform oral sex on women that had their veejays come into contact with another man's semen or my own without a whiole lot of bathing and periods in between. I do this to preseve my own sense of purity. I do not go down on come dumpsters and I find your insistance that I do a bit troubling.

...that you know of.


Incidently, were you the one who got pissed off in the Marines thread when I suggested that many men look around in the showers?

...that you know of.


Incidently, were you the one who got pissed off in the Marines thread when I suggested that many men look around in the showers?

you just KNOW it's the ones who protest so vigorously who have loads and loads of gay porn...

...that you know of.


Incidently, were you the one who got pissed off in the Marines thread when I suggested that many men look around in the showers?

i was not on that thread

you just KNOW it's the ones who protest so vigorously who have loads and loads of gay porn...

i do not have gay porn. i am pretty sure that would drastically reduce my purity.

i do not have gay porn. i am pretty sure that would drastically reduce my purity.

just as long as nobody looks in your closet, amirite? eh, eh? wink wink nudge nudge say no more....

just as long as nobody looks in your closet, amirite? eh, eh? wink wink nudge nudge say no more....

Its okay...its all "Pure" brand porn.

i was not on that thread

Sorry...checked back...it must have been the Don't Ask Don't Tell thread...hmm...I'll look when it won't make me late for work.

My porn collection is 100% men and women and women and women. Nothing there that would in anyway reduce anyone's purity.

Sorry...checked back...it must have been the Don't Ask Don't Tell thread...hmm...I'll look when it won't make me late for work.

Nope I was not on that thread either. *Off to my dental appointment*

My porn collection is 100% men and women and women and women. Nothing there that would in anyway reduce anyone's purity.

And all the men have a real purity mouth.

My porn collection is 100% men and women and women and women. Nothing there that would in anyway reduce anyone's purity.

So when you watch "men and women", do you like the men to have flaccid cocks, or huge, hard cocks?

My porn collection is 100% men and women and women and women. Nothing there that would in anyway reduce anyone's purity.
You're still looking at another dudes cock.

From Ron White:

I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay." He says, "That's bullshit, man, I ain't gay at all!" I said, "Yes, you are and I'll prove it." He says, "Fine, prove it." I said to him, "All right- do you like porn?" He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that." I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?" He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love." I said, "OK, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?" He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) I did not know that about myself." "Do you like chocolate?"

Anal sex between a man and a woman is not gay at all. If it was, I would be the gayest man on Earth because that is pretty much the only way that I have sex. Since there is not a single cell of my body that is gay, I am 100% confident that I am as straight as tghey come. Plus, I am a religious Republican and we are not in the habit of having much truck in the wonders of gaiety.

As to virtue, it seems tha tthere is something morally unwholesome about a gentleman consuming semen. This is of course a matter of personal opinion.

I do not perform oral sex on women that had their veejays come into contact with another man's semen or my own without a whiole lot of bathing and periods in between. I do this to preseve my own purity. I do not go down on come dumpsters and I find your insistance that I do a bit troubling.

You're really, really into anal sex. Wow, I never would have guessed.

You don't sound very confident that you're straight. You actually sound terrified that you're not. Please, please, don't become one of those guys who comes out when he's 40 with three kids and a wife. It's devestating for all involved.

Plus, I am a religious Republican and we are not in the habit of having much truck in the wonders of gaiety.

http://www.dkosopedia.com/wiki/Republican_Sex_Scandals

you just KNOW it's the ones who protest so vigorously who have loads and loads of gay porn...

Totally untrue! That's slanderous, or libelous, I'm never sure on the internet--but it's a lie!

>_>

<_<

A vicious, dirty lie.

Totally untrue! That's slanderous, or libelous, I'm never sure on the internet--but it's a lie!

>_>

<_<

A vicious, dirty lie.

utterly unrelated but since I have you here (heh), what's your icon of? It's...familiar somehow and been bugging me.

utterly unrelated but since I have you here (heh), what's your icon of? It's...familiar somehow and been bugging me.

Looks like a shark to me.

utterly unrelated but since I have you here (heh), what's your icon of? It's...familiar somehow and been bugging me.

Chomp, chomp! (http://www.annotatedrawshark.com/)

Looks like a shark to me.

But not just any shark... a conceptual shark! "Our shark."

From Ron White:

I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay." He says, "That's bullshit, man, I ain't gay at all!" I said, "Yes, you are and I'll prove it." He says, "Fine, prove it." I said to him, "All right- do you like porn?" He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that." I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?" He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love." I said, "OK, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?" He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) I did not know that about myself." "Do you like chocolate?"

It's not gay to stare at huge, throbbing cocks if they're going into a woman! Even if it's anal. Even if she's on her stomach. Even if the lights are out and your eyes are closed and you're thinking about the guy on your basketball team...

Chomp, chomp! (http://www.annotatedrawshark.com/)

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Anal sex between a man and a woman is not gay at all.


Well, you would say that, wouldn't you? Things you think are gay are gay, things other people think are gay - but that you like? Totally not gay.


If it was, I would be the gayest man on Earth because that is pretty much the only way that I have sex.


Your wording.


Since there is not a single cell of my body that is gay,


Methinks thou dost protest too much.


I am 100% confident that I am as straight as tghey come.


And yet, that's just ridiculously Freudian, no?


Plus, I am a religious Republican and we are not in the habit of having much truck in the wonders of gaiety.


Religious Republicans are not in the habit of ADMITTING the wonders of gaiety (interesting - that's your wording, too - 'wonders of gaiety'), but they seem to get caught at it remarkably often.


As to virtue, it seems tha tthere is something morally unwholesome about a gentleman consuming semen. This is of course a matter of personal opinion.

I do not perform oral sex on women that had their veejays come into contact with another man's semen or my own without a whiole lot of bathing and periods in between.


You don't know. And - given your portrayed attitudes on it, it's hardly likely that any ladyfriend would tell you.


I do this to preseve my own purity.


This 'purity' thing again - you admit to being sexually active, and to engaging in risk sex that involves the human fecal expulsion end of the reproductive tract. And yet you preach about 'purity'.


I do not go down on come dumpsters and I find your insistance that I do a bit troubling.

That's not my insistence - that's your own baggage. What I'm saying is, statistically, you've swallowed your share of testicular tadpoles.

Tasting one's own semen is considered by me and the few people I discussed the issue with as rather gay. I know there are times when I came on my face and I always felt quite silly about it. Semen anywhere near the mouth area is for the girls and gays only.

Jeese... there is nothing wrong with it. I've gone down on a woman after exploding all over the place, she loved it.

This is silly. If a girl drinks a soda after gargling man juice, you can kiss her all that you want and not do anything even remotely homosexual.

Also, if you (like me) only ejaculate in the vagina once a year on average, you are not going to encounter anything down there that would compromise your virtue. Periods, baths, and the passage of time gets rid of all of that stuff.

I am confident that I have never had any semen in my mouth. It may have accidentally landed on or near my mouth but there is no shame in that.

You fail to say where having contact with your own semen is homosexual.

you just KNOW it's the ones who protest so vigorously who have loads and loads of gay porn...Pun intended, I'm sure.

While we're on the subject though, why is the man rolling over and going to sleep after sex portrayed as such a bad, insensitive thing in media? I can see how it might seem abrupt or could be done in a rude way, but the way the ironically-named boob tube paints the picture, men are disgusting horrible slobs for it and the woman always wants to cuddle afterward. (Or get down some more. The man is thus being cruel to her by denying her his junk.) Frankly, it's a sexist trope and needs to die already.

But round 2 is even more fun.

This 'purity' thing again - you admit to being sexually active, and to engaging in risk sex that involves the human fecal expulsion end of the reproductive tract. And yet you preach about 'purity'.

Are you sure GF isn't pulling your leg? I mean, "purity"? In regards to a porn collection?

Yes, joke's on me if this is all a dumbshow. Wouldn't be the first time.

Anal sex between a man and a woman is not gay at all. If it was, I would be the gayest man on Earth because that is pretty much the only way that I have sex. Since there is not a single cell of my body that is gay, I am 100% confident that I am as straight as tghey come. Plus, I am a religious Republican and we are not in the habit of having much truck in the wonders of gaiety.

As to virtue, it seems tha tthere is something morally unwholesome about a gentleman consuming semen. This is of course a matter of personal opinion.

I do not perform oral sex on women that had their veejays come into contact with another man's semen or my own without a whiole lot of bathing and periods in between. I do this to preseve my own purity. I do not go down on come dumpsters and I find your insistance that I do a bit troubling.

I laughed, I really did.

My porn collection is 100% men and women and women and women. Nothing there that would in anyway reduce anyone's purity.

But women and women is gay.

You know, this reminds me of a conversation I had with an NSG about another poster who shall remain nameless, about what sex must be like for those so uptight...I had this conversation at work yesterday, oddly enough.

"ah, yes, that's good, right there if you please. Oh, gosh, yes that's very nice ma'am thank you. Oh, yes, yes, there, oh F word me, F word me harder...oh..oh....oh...ah gee, that was swell."
*bows*

I laughed, I really did.
It was funny, it really was. *nods emphatically*

Guys: the swabbing really isn't that badOh, i'll differ here.
It is, of course, a matter of experience, but i sure as fuck am not going cheap for the next test. It's worth the $80 extra.

Nobody ever catches those! You're smart!It's a sex-oriented thread. Top of her game, or at least one of.