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...and I only bought her one round!

Inspired by KoL's post in the Do Want thread, I want to talk about blowjobs. Do you, the men of NSG, like getting them? And to everybody, do you like giving them?

I ask because that question isn't as obvious as it perhaps should be. Me, I don't particularly like blowjobs. They feel great for a bit, but they always feel awkward and eventually become kind of a turn off. They're nice as a bit of foreplay, but I've only once come from one, and I was in such a state that I would have come from a sultry look from Magda Szubanski. If I have my way, I have sex or, failing that, non-sexual intimacy rather than an extended blowjob.

I release this unto the masses. Fly my pretties!

MODEDIT - Be forewarned that this is a sex-related topic and some posts may be explicit albeit informative. If this makes you uncomfortable, do not proceed.

Preeeetty sure this goes over the line of PG-13...

Preeeetty sure this goes over the line of PG-13...

There's been worse. Much, much worse.

EDIT: Or rather, much better.

Me, I don't particularly like blowjobs. They feel great for a bit, but they always feel awkward and eventually become kind of a turn off. They're nice as a bit of foreplay, but I've only once come from one

You. Ain't. Gettin'. It. Done. Right. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-throating_(sexual_act))

. . . and I mean that in all honesty.

Preeeetty sure this goes over the line of PG-13...

NSG: After Dark

*plays sexy music*

This topic will not end well. :eek:

This topic will not end well. :eek:Why not?

You. Ain't. Gettin'. It. Done. Right. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-throating_(sexual_act))

. . . and I mean that in all honesty.

Neither of my partners who've tried that have quite managed it. The first got close once. But it still wasn't great, I didn't really see what all the fuss was about...

Then again, it is also possible I've just yet to experience a good one. Who knows.

I never really found them that amazing and usually only let a woman do it because she liked to; until reading this thread I thought I was the only one. I don't take it to mean I'll never enjoy it though; perhaps it just wasn't done right or something. I'll let a lover do it if she enjoys it though, I know what kind of enjoyment one can get from performing..

Inspired by KoL's post in the Do Want thread,

Yes.


Beer + NSG = Win?

Why not?

Too many chances for someone to post something highly inappropriate. I will be happy if my claim is wrong, but....

Too many chances for someone to post something highly inappropriate. I will be happy if my claim is wrong, but....Eh, Neesika's sex thread didn't end badly. It just ended. :D

My roomate back in Uni was fucking a guy who didn't like blowjobs. He asked me for one though :D

I really, really like giving blowjobs...but only if I really, really like the guy I'm giving it to. Right now, there's only one guy I like enough that the very idea of giving him head makes my mouth water. My goal is to get his ballsWALNUTS in my mouth instead of just his full shaftBANANA. Practice makes perfect!


*thanks to Neo Art for the suggestion as to how to clean up my act.

I never really found them that amazing and usually only let a woman do it because she liked to; until reading this thread I thought I was the only one. I don't take it to mean I'll never enjoy it though; perhaps it just wasn't done right or something. I'll let a lover do it if she enjoys it though, I know what kind of enjoyment one can get from performing..
Again, I direct you to post 4.

Neither of my partners who've tried that have quite managed it. The first got close. But it still wasn't great, and she really didn't enjoy it.
Well, if it doesn't work there are 3 possible problems.

You are too big. (also depends on her mouth/throat)

You are too small. (also depends on her mouth/throat)

She simply cannot control her gag-reflex enough to let you back there.

When you are the right size for her and she can control her gag reflex, it is pure bliss. (in my personal opinion) :p

I really, really like giving blowjobs...but only if I really, really like the guy I'm giving it to. Right now, there's only one guy I like enough that the very idea of giving him head makes my mouth water. My goal is to get his balls in my mouth instead of just his full shaft. Practice makes perfect!
Bless you. :p


(This doesn't mean I like you) :p

I know men who feel the same way, and I have to say that as a woman I feel the same way about the reciprocation--very nice, but if I have my preference, it only starts that way and ends in intercourse (and before TAi comments, yes, he was doing it right). I think part of it is just a desire to please your partner as much as s/he's pleasing you, to sort of be lost and chaotic and sweat-soaked together--it's less self-conscious and more... shared, to me, I guess.

I actually prefer a good handjob :$

Then again, it is also possible I've just yet to experience a good one. Who knows.

nah its so damn overrated

I am one of those 'weird' "no head for me thanks" people. I don't mind a bit of it, coupled with some penetration. Preferably fisting. But I think I've only cum from it once or twice, and only with waaaay too much effort on my part (yes, if you squeeze hard enough, you can cum, but you burst blood vessels in your eyes if you do). I can say with assurance that most of my partners have been excellent at giving head, it's just not for me. I get off on getting the other person off, and it's a mental turn off, which in turn is a physical turn off. I know it's silly, but it's not dominant enough.

I never really found them that amazing and usually only let a woman do it because she liked to; until reading this thread I thought I was the only one. I don't take it to mean I'll never enjoy it though; perhaps it just wasn't done right or something. I'll let a lover do it if she enjoys it though, I know what kind of enjoyment one can get from performing..

I'm pretty much with you 100% here.

My roomate back in Uni was fucking a guy who didn't like blowjobs. He asked me for one though :D

I really, really like giving blowjobs...but only if I really, really like the guy I'm giving it to. Right now, there's only one guy I like enough that the very idea of giving him head makes my mouth water. My goal is to get his balls in my mouth instead of just his full shaft. Practice makes perfect!

Good philosophy you have there.


Well, if it doesn't work there are 3 possible problems.

You are too big. (also depends on her mouth/throat)

You are too small. (also depends on her mouth/throat)

She simply cannot control her gag-reflex enough to let you back there.

When you are the right size for her and she can control her gag reflex, it is pure bliss. (in my personal opinion) :p

None of which I can do anything about. I'd like to give it a shot one day, to see if the fuss is worth all that, but given my current girl's feelings on the subject, I doubt that'll happen. Given the nature of the OP, clearly this is not a huge problem for me.

nah its so damn overrated

Youre doin it wrong.

I know men who feel the same way, and I have to say that as a woman I feel the same way about the reciprocation--very nice, but if I have my preference, it only starts that way and ends in intercourse (and before TAi comments, yes, he was doing it right). I think part of it is just a desire to please your partner as much as s/he's pleasing you, to sort of be lost and chaotic and sweat-soaked together--it's less self-conscious and more... shared, to me, I guess.

This... you and my handbag are the same girl.

Youre doin it wrong.

Why do you keep saying that? I think of my penis as gross, and have no idea why someone would want it in their mouth. I sort of kills the mood for me.

I am one of those 'weird' "no head for me thanks" people. I don't mind a bit of it, coupled with some penetration. Preferably fisting. But I think I've only cum from it once or twice, and only with waaaay too much effort on my part (yes, if you squeeze hard enough, you can cum, but you burst blood vessels in your eyes if you do). I can say with assurance that most of my partners have been excellent at giving head, it's just not for me. I get off on getting the other person off, and it's a mental turn off, which in turn is a physical turn off. I know it's silly, but it's not dominant enough.

I'm curious... in your experience is this a common female reaction? Some people I've talked to have been shocked that a girl wouldn't like it, others assume it's the norm. You being the experienced sexual denizen (and before you ask, that's a massive compliment) that you are might have a better cross section to draw from.

Why do you keep saying that? I think of my penis as gross, and have no idea why someone would want it in their mouth. I sort of kills the mood for me.

I said it once...thats my second post in this thread:p

None of which I can do anything about. I'd like to give it a shot one day, to see if the fuss is worth all that, but given my current girl's feelings on the subject, I doubt that'll happen. Given the nature of the OP, clearly this is not a huge problem for me.

Ok but what kind of person isn't willing to give head in this day and age? That's the freaking 'standard' model! I mean, okay find, don't take it in the ass...but don't give head? What is this, the 50s?

I said it once...thats my second post in this thread:p

By you I meant a several people.

I said it once...thats my second post in this thread:p

Youre doin it wrong.
I'll say it for you. SaintB, you're doing it wrong.
None of which I can do anything about. I'd like to give it a shot one day, to see if the fuss is worth all that, but given my current girl's feelings on the subject, I doubt that'll happen. Given the nature of the OP, clearly this is not a huge problem for me.
Well if the problem was 3, you can obviously work with her on it, I guess. Or some girls do it even if they have a gag-reflax and start to gag..... but I'm getting into stuff that probably shouldn't be touched on at the moment.

I'm curious... in your experience is this a common female reaction? Some people I've talked to have been shocked that a girl wouldn't like it, others assume it's the norm. You being the experienced sexual denizen (and before you ask, that's a massive compliment) that you are might have a better cross section to draw from.

I've known a few women who don't like getting head...some for different reasons. For some, they get embarrased because it often takes women longer to cum and the stress of not wanting to make their partner work too hard sort of kills the fun for them. Others, like me, just aren't all that turned on by it.

However, most women I've come across quite enjoy it, so men, don't stop doing those tongue exercises!

Ok but what kind of person isn't willing to give head in this day and age? That's the freaking 'standard' model! I mean, okay find, don't take it in the ass...but don't give head? What is this, the 50s?

Its funny, I live in such a backwards shithole I here women complain about the exact opposite, nobody is willing to give head. I wouldn't touch most of the women here with a twenty foo long pole with a hand grenade, bayonet, cattle prod, shotgun type device on the end.

Well if the problem was 3, you can obviously work with her on it, I guess. Or some girls do it even if they have a gag-reflax and start to gag..... but I'm getting into stuff that probably shouldn't be touched on at the moment.

Ugh, I knew a guy who was really into that. I didn't KNOW him, know him, thankfully.

Though you can train yourself out of your gag reflex if you try hard enough and aren't afraid to get a bit messy once or twice. Being turned on by that is quite another matter.

Ok but what kind of person isn't willing to give head in this day and age?

My ex.

Have I mentioned recently that my ex was a jerk?

I actually prefer a good handjob :$



Really? As far as intimacy goes, those are lame. I can do it myself.

Preeeetty sure this goes over the line of PG-13...

Its not like that rule is enforced, hence a lot of the sex talk on here, and all the cursing as well. Both are not to happen as much as they do. I remember when I first came here, it was pretty rare to see people make an argument that begins, ends and is filled with the f word. But I guess you can't expect class to remain on the 'net for too long.

Its not like that rule is enforced, hence a lot of the sex talk on here, and all the cursing as well. Both are not to happen as much as they do. I remember when I first came here, it was pretty rare to see people make an argument that begins, ends and is filled with the f word. But I guess you can't expect class to remain on the 'net for too long.

Yes yes, we get it. Un-Christian behavior and discussion offends you. Anything on topic to say? No? Ok then.

My ex.

Have I mentioned recently that my ex was a jerk?
I'm not surprised.

What is surprising is that my ex gave great head. As in, probably some of the best head I've ever gotten from man or woman...but it wasn't him who made me cum the one or two times I actually did. So technique really isn't everything.

Really? As far as intimacy goes, those are lame. I can do it myself.A puppet for posting drunk? Bah, what's the point? If you need a separate entity to mark you inebriation, then you're doing it wrong :P

Handjobs can be REALLY hot. Especially if you're doing it when you shouldn't be. Like in the back of a taxi while chatting with a friend who has no idea...wiping that bit of precum off and sticking your finger in your mouth innocently is also fun.

It's a good time for all involved, but only if properly reciprocated. I get bored and my ADD kicks in if I'm just sitting there getting a beej. I like my turn to play too. Though, there has been a time or two where I had absolutly no problem with the "I'm going to lay here and not move. Do as you will." thing. Usually after a very very bad week of work where I want sleep.

Ugh, I knew a guy who was really into that. I didn't KNOW him, know him, thankfully.

Though you can train yourself out of your gag reflex if you try hard enough and aren't afraid to get a bit messy once or twice. Being turned on by that is quite another matter.
I know girls who are down for it, but, like you, I haven't 'known' any. Outside of like the internet, I know of that happening but only because the girl had an awful gag-reflex and the boy was pretty big. Neither of them enjoyed it, at all. :p

Girls who I've 'known' who have been down for deep-throating, always had pretty weak gag-reflexes so I never had to like 'work with them', or whatever.

I'm not surprised.

What is surprising is that my ex gave great head. As in, probably some of the best head I've ever gotten from man or woman...but it wasn't him who made me cum the one or two times I actually did. So technique really isn't everything.

Nah. If you arent into it, all the skill in the world doesnt make it enjoyable.

Youre doin it wrong.

I'd like to see you prove me wrong :p

Its funny, I live in such a backwards shithole I here women complain about the exact opposite, nobody is willing to give head. I wouldn't touch most of the women here with a twenty foo long pole with a hand grenade, bayonet, cattle prod, shotgun type device on the end.

*runs in wearing cape*

Really? As far as intimacy goes, those are lame. I can do it myself.

Agreed. At the risk of getting a bunch of "you're doing it wrong"s shouted at me, handjobs from girls suck because I can give much better ones to myself, lol.

Its not like that rule is enforced, hence a lot of the sex talk on here, and all the cursing as well. Both are not to happen as much as they do. I remember when I first came here, it was pretty rare to see people make an argument that begins, ends and is filled with the f word. But I guess you can't expect class to remain on the 'net for too long.

This coming from the boy who was going to go against me in a "who fills out their boxer briefs better" contest...;)

Its not like that rule is enforced, hence a lot of the sex talk on here, and all the cursing as well. Both are not to happen as much as they do. I remember when I first came here, it was pretty rare to see people make an argument that begins, ends and is filled with the f word. But I guess you can't expect class to remain on the 'net for too long.

I asked Jesus about profanity and He said He doesn't give a shit. :)

*runs in wearing cape*

Run away man, fast...

Agreed. At the risk of getting a bunch of "you're doing it wrong"s shouted at me, handjobs from girls suck because I can give much better ones to myself, lol.

It's situational. I can play with my clit a hell of a lot better than anyone else...but if said clit is being played with surreptitiously whilst browsing for books...daaaaaaaaaaamn. Mash that baby, I don't care, it's fucking AWESOME.

A puppet for posting drunk? Bah, what's the point? If you need a separate entity to mark you inebriation, then you're doing it wrong :P

Ive always wanted a puppet. This is an excuse I suppose.

Agreed. At the risk of getting a bunch of "you're doing it wrong"s shouted at me, handjobs from girls suck because I can give much better ones to myself, lol.

Look up the handjob protest song on youtube. My fiance showed me. Its a bit amussing.

Eh, if it's kind of a surprise, spontaneous thing from a girl, I can appreciate it. But for that amount of effort to put into it, I prefer to just go straight to the intercourse. Especially when my girlfriend does Kegel.

I asked Jesus about profanity and He said He doesn't give a shit. :)

That should be on a T-Shirt.

you just have to hold your breath to stop gag reflex.

you just have to hold your breath to stop gag reflex.

Kinda a bad idea if youre blowing one of us who takes more then 2 minutes to blow our load. You may pass out:p

Hand jobs? No fun when I do it myself. Lots of fun to do it to a woman though. I get a kick out of watching female orgasms, I can do it all day and not expect one in return... sometimes I can have one just by watching her have one as long as I'm the cause.

you just have to hold your breath to stop gag reflex.

You can still gag whilst holding your breath...

Here's one thing I've discovered. Men get that 'omg I'm taking too long, this isn't fun anymore because I'm worried about it' thing too. When I've wanted to, and made it clear that I don't care if it literally takes hours...and that I am MORE than perfectly willing to do it that long...I've found that greed overcomes etiquette :D

Really? As far as intimacy goes, those are lame. I can do it myself.

pfft their is a difference between a girl sticking her hand down your pants when your doing he dishes (I don't have a dishwasher:() and sitting on your bed spread eagle getting it over with before anyone gets home

Handjobs can be REALLY hot. Especially if you're doing it when you shouldn't be. Like in the back of a taxi while chatting with a friend who has no idea...wiping that bit of precum off and sticking your finger in your mouth innocently is also fun.

this.

I find handjobs just so much naughtier even behind closed doors

This coming from the boy who was going to go against me in a "who fills out their boxer briefs better" contest...;)

...is the better still open on such a contest?

Ugh, I knew a guy who was really into that. I didn't KNOW him, know him, thankfully.

Though you can train yourself out of your gag reflex if you try hard enough and aren't afraid to get a bit messy once or twice. Being turned on by that is quite another matter.

You would think the threat of, you know, severage would scare him out of that fetish. Jesus.

And yes, you can. I totally inadvertently killed my gag reflex (or at least, um... honed it? changed it? hard to explain) with years of bulimia.

Look up the handjob protest song on youtube. My fiance showed me. Its a bit amussing.
Listening....and

You have a fiance? How old are you? I always thought you were around my age.

Drunk on a Monday night.....:hail:

It's situational. I can play with my clit a hell of a lot better than anyone else...but if said clit is being played with surreptitiously whilst browsing for books...daaaaaaaaaaamn. Mash that baby, I don't care, it's fucking AWESOME.
I'll give you that one. A smooth, rubbing, sensual handjob while kissing or talking or whatever feels nice. . . . but I mean when the clothes are off and the it's down and dirty. . . and handjob is like.....at the bottom of my most desired list.

This coming from the boy who was going to go against me in a "who fills out their boxer briefs better" contest...;)

Heh. I forgot about that. :p

But see!!! They mods wouldn't have allowed it back then!

Its not like that rule is enforced, hence a lot of the sex talk on here, and all the cursing as well. Both are not to happen as much as they do. I remember when I first came here, it was pretty rare to see people make an argument that begins, ends and is filled with the f word. But I guess you can't expect class to remain on the 'net for too long.

yes, how DARE people not conform to your arbitrary standards.

By the way, passive aggressive bitterness is not very classy.

Listening....and

You have a fiance? How old are you? I always thought you were around my age.


21. Its a long engagement. We had been together for 3 years and it was like what the hell right?


Drunk on a Monday night.....:hail:

I have a midterm in a science class tomorrow. I suck at science. I need liquid courage.\

Throw me in any liberal arts class: english, poli-sci, history, etc and Ill clean the fuck up and get an 'A' with little effort. Put me in a math or science class and I suddenly develop a learning disorder.

you just have to hold your breath to stop gag reflex.

You can still gag whilst holding your breath...

^This.

Actually I find if you go in fairly slow and steady for the first little while, you can deep throat without gagging, or at least nothing you can't handle. This coming from someone who gags trying to swallow fucking tylenol by the way. What gets me are the quick jabs. I can take that after a bit once I've relaxed a bit. I think a major factor is how turned on I am. I can put up with a LOT of abuse that normally would be impossible if I'm turned on enough. I just don't gag that much when my thighs are slick.

Here's one thing I've discovered. Men get that 'omg I'm taking too long, this isn't fun anymore because I'm worried about it' thing too. When I've wanted to, and made it clear that I don't care if it literally takes hours...and that I am MORE than perfectly willing to do it that long...I've found that greed overcomes etiquette :D
Oh, definatly. There have been times that I finally said "You know what? Fuck it. We'll resume in the morning. g'night" when I was the one who still hadn't gotten off.
...is the better still open on such a contest?so far as I know, the contest never took place. So I'd say so.

Ok but what kind of person isn't willing to give head in this day and age? That's the freaking 'standard' model! I mean, okay find, don't take it in the ass...but don't give head? What is this, the 50s?

It's her choice I suppose. She's just not interested in doing it often. She's quite sexually conservative, but also tighter than a Jewish banker, so she makes up for it in spades.

I've known a few women who don't like getting head...some for different reasons. For some, they get embarrased because it often takes women longer to cum and the stress of not wanting to make their partner work too hard sort of kills the fun for them. Others, like me, just aren't all that turned on by it.

However, most women I've come across quite enjoy it, so men, don't stop doing those tongue exercises!

Yes ma'am!


Handjobs can be REALLY hot. Especially if you're doing it when you shouldn't be. Like in the back of a taxi while chatting with a friend who has no idea...wiping that bit of precum off and sticking your finger in your mouth innocently is also fun.

This. This is true. I did it to my ex on a plane while the guy next to her, a complete stranger, was watching a movie. Quite the hot.

you just have to hold your breath to stop gag reflex.

I'm surprised there aren't more blue-faced porn stars out there. Maybe that's why they wear so much make-up...

Kinda a bad idea if youre blowing one of us who takes more then 2 minutes to blow our load. You may pass out:p

Hold your breath when it's deep, then breath when it is not so deep. Men seem to like it when you change it up anyway. uhg.

Kinda a bad idea if youre blowing one of us who takes more then 2 minutes to blow our load. You may pass out:p
Which is when the real fun starts. Gigidy gigidy, goo goo goo.


Honestly, that was a total Quagmire joke and nobody take it seriously so help me God.

Heh. I forgot about that. :p

But see!!! They mods wouldn't have allowed it back then!

I remember all. And if I remember right, it was moved to spam not because of that competition, but because of the general tone of the thread...and then (since I never went to the spam forums) it just kinda died...

You would think the threat of, you know, severage would scare him out of that fetish. Jesus. Well, he found chicks who were into it too. This is the guy who liked to stick it in a woman's eye. Squish, squish. Apparently he also had a sort of thing for chicks with yeast infections.

I know. Let us never speak of it again.


21 in a few months. Its a long engagement. We had been together for 3 years and it was like what the hell right? Congrats! Except it's way easier to split up if you just keep it commonlaw :P

Speaking from experience here.:D


Listening....and

I'll give you that one. A smooth, rubbing, sensual handjob while kissing or talking or whatever feels nice. . . . but I mean when the clothes are off and the it's down and dirty. . . and handjob is like.....at the bottom of my most desired list.
I can understand that. Yet a fingering is pretty much always at the top of my list, go figure. Seems tame, right?

21 in a few months. Its a long engagement. We had been together for 3 years and it was like what the hell right?
Ah, a bit older than I am. Good luck, though!


I have a midterm in a science class tomorrow. I suck at science. I need liquid courage.\

Throw me in any liberal arts class: english, poli-sci, history, etc and Ill clean the fuck up and get an 'A' with little effort. Put me in a math or science class and I suddenly develop a learning disorder.
I'm the same way....though I don't know if drinking is gonna help. In any event, proßt!

^This.

Actually I find if you go in fairly slow and steady for the first little while, you can deep throat without gagging, or at least nothing you can't handle. This coming from someone who gags trying to swallow fucking tylenol by the way. What gets me are the quick jabs. I can take that after a bit once I've relaxed a bit. I think a major factor is how turned on I am. I can put up with a LOT of abuse that normally would be impossible if I'm turned on enough. I just don't gag that much when my thighs are slick.
I've found that girls can deal with gradually taking the whole thing down their throat, at their own pace, but only really start to gag when you actually start, well, thrusting.

Which is when the real fun starts. Gigidy gigidy, goo goo goo.


Good quagmi rereference.

Which is when the real fun starts. Gigidy gigidy, goo goo goo.
I really do need to find out if that would get us into trouble. Damn.

And noted.

Hold your breath when it's deep, then breath when it is not so deep. Men seem to like it when you change it up anyway. uhg.
I like having my nose plugged during :D

The thing is, I find that you simply CAN'T breath when it's deep anyway. Nor can you make any sound, because well, your throat is blocked. As is the point.

Ah, a bit older than I am.

Really? How old?

I'm the same way....though I don't know if drinking is gonna help. In any event, proßt!

Danke.

Hold your breath when it's deep, then breath when it is not so deep. Men seem to like it when you change it up anyway. uhg.

It's much easier to just keep breathing through the whole thing, but whatever works for you.

I can understand that. Yet a fingering is pretty much always at the top of my list, go figure. Seems tame, right?

No, god, that can be like the greatest thing. That probably does it for me faster than anything.

Well, he found chicks who were into it too. This is the guy who liked to stick it in a woman's eye. Squish, squish. Apparently he also had a sort of thing for chicks with yeast infections.

I know. Let us never speak of it again.
No. Seriously. I just vomited a little in my mouth, and may have to choke you in a non-pleasurable way.

As for me, I definitely enjoy giving - not so much because I find the act itself intrinsically fun, though, but because I find very little hotter than making my partner happy, and that tends to be a pretty effective way to do so. :tongue:

No, god, that can be like the greatest thing. That probably does it for me faster than anything.

I can see that. If the guy knows what hes doing I find that can get a woman off in less then 2 minutes.

Agreed. At the risk of getting a bunch of "you're doing it wrong"s shouted at me, handjobs from girls suck because I can give much better ones to myself, lol.

better at giving handjobs than women are you? :p

Run away man, fast...

good sah I am English!

21. Its a long engagement. We had been together for 3 years and it was like what the hell right?

they say most relationships last 3 years you' know :p

so far as I know, the contest never took place. So I'd say so.

sadly I think Zilam is bigger (you think mods would let us make a thread?)

I like having my nose plugged during :D
Like, from the guy holding it closed? I don't know I could do that to a girl. . . I'd feel waful...

Sleep for me. Enjoy all. Im disappointed Neo didnt post in her (I saw you viewing it you bastard :p). A sex thread isnt the sam without his input.

I can see that. If the guy knows what hes doing I find that can get a woman off in less then 2 minutes.

100% true.

The great thing about fingering (or just hand play in general) is you can just cuddle up close, reach down and enjoy the show. I love to let my hands wander...

I like having my nose plugged during :D

The thing is, I find that you simply CAN'T breath when it's deep anyway. Nor can you make any sound, because well, your throat is blocked. As is the point.

I didn't say breathe through your nose!

Exactly right you cant breath when it's deep other wise you suck it deeper real quick and gag. So hold your breath to avoid that.

Really? How old?
19


Danke.
Bitteeeeeee.
Good quagmi rereference.
Vielen Dank.
No, god, that can be like the greatest thing. That probably does it for me faster than anything.
Agreed. I've never met a girl who didn't like it.

I didn't say breathe through your nose!

Exactly right you cant breath when it's deep other wise you suck it deeper real quick and gag. So hold your breath to avoid that.

Why can't you breathe through your nose? Jesus, you women make it into rocket science! :P

good sah I am English!


And this is like Dunkirk. Get out! I'm doing you a favor.

Fingering seems to be a pretty universal positive. Truth in this?

EDIT: The speed with which it can be deployed is a positive, and I've always found it leads to the quickest female orgasms, which seems consistent with the thread.

What about guys? Don't think we've had a gay guy's input yet. Or better yet, a bi's. Are guys better at giving head? etc.

Sleep for me. Enjoy all. Im disappointed Neo didnt post in her (I saw you viewing it you bastard :p). A sex thread isnt the sam without his input.

I feel like this one is progressing well without me. I'm letting it go on its own energy without my help.

Sorta like a father watching his child ride a bicycle unaided for the first time...

sadly I think Zilam is bigger (you think mods would let us make a thread?)

...what do you know? :p

I feel like this one is progressing well without me. I'm letting it go on its own energy without my help.

Sorta like a father watching his child ride a bicycle unaided for the first time...

only to watch the little brat fall off, scrape their arm, and start screaming for the next three hours?

Why can't you breathe through your nose? Jesus, you women make it into rocket science! :P

You can if you want, you dont have to. It isn't rocket science, so why do I have to walk you through every little detail. gah, wemen!

I feel like this one is progressing well without me. I'm letting it go on its own energy without my help.

Sorta like a father watching his child ride a bicycle unaided for the first time...

Your just waiting for SoWiBi so you can attempt to arrange a threesome with you her and Poli.

I feel like this one is progressing well without me. I'm letting it go on its own energy without my help.

Sorta like a father watching his child ride a bicycle unaided for the first time...

Nah, I'd like to hear your contribution. Preferably without any references to your fatherliness. ;)

only to watch the little brat fall off, scrape their arm, and start screaming for the next three hours?

this is NSG...the analogy is likely apt.

Your just waiting for SoWiBi so you can attempt to arrange a threesome with you her and Poli.

well, if we get Poli in here, then we have a foursome that is waiting to happen...

Your just waiting for SoWiBi so you can attempt to arrange a threesome with you her and Poli.

a true master makes best use of that which is available at the time *nods*

No, god, that can be like the greatest thing. That probably does it for me faster than anything. I'm sort of weird though. I can only get a certain kind of orgasm by myself. That sort of 'yes, I just came' for sure orgasm. Better if it's helped along with a couple of fingers and some dirty talk yes, but I have to be in control of my clit.

Yet I love penetration more. I don't really orgasm, I just...uhhhh...really like it. Though I have started squirting, it hasn't come with a big O, it's just been during the course of 'omg this is sooo hawt'.

No. Seriously. I just vomited a little in my mouth, and may have to choke you in a non-pleasurable way. I'm sorry...I didn't want to be the only one who was traumatised by this. Misery loves company and all that!



sadly I think Zilam is bigger (you think mods would let us make a thread?) UMP would gladly host a sausage fest! I extend an invitation, we will host, and set up a panel of willing judges!

Like, from the guy holding it closed? I don't know I could do that to a girl. . . I'd feel waful... Yeah, it's hot. I mean you still have to time it well so the girl can take a breath when she needs it, but it's rough and mean and perfect.

Sleep for me. Enjoy all. Im disappointed Neo didnt post in her (I saw you viewing it you bastard :p). A sex thread isnt the sam without his input.This is my favourite typo of the week!

I didn't say breathe through your nose! I know, I just threw that in cuz I thought of it. It's fun. Though being prevented from breathing by him not withdrawing is also fun for a while. Takes good timing, and self-control on his part.

Exactly right you cant breath when it's deep other wise you suck it deeper real quick and gag. So hold your breath to avoid that.

Huh?

You literally cannot breath if it's in that certain amount. As in physically are unable to. Trying does nothing, it doesn't suck anything in, it simply is impossible. There is no 'holding your breath' at that point, there is simply the fact of your inability to breath because something is blocking your throat.

this is NSG...the analogy is likely apt.
Likely?
Nah, I'd like to hear your contribution. Preferably without any references to your fatherliness. ;)
Ah...and she has arrived.
a true master makes best use of that which is available at the time *nods*

How very zen.
And yes, by zen, I mean gay.

The great thing about fingering (or just hand play in general) is you can just cuddle up close, reach down and enjoy the show. I love to let my hands wander...

you missed out smooching :(

19

is it just me or is everyone on the internet 19 these days?

And this is like Dunkirk. Get out! I'm doing you a favor.

how bad are we talking here? surely nothing a pint of stella can't fix!

Why can't you breathe through your nose? Jesus, you women make it into rocket science! :P
Stick a cucumber down your throat and see if you can draw in air through your nostrils.

a true master makes best use of that which is available at the time *nods*

I can't blame you. If I had your kind of money I'd try to arrange all kinds of things with SoWiBi :D.

I'm sorry...I didn't want to be the only one who was traumatised by this. Misery loves company and all that!I'll now be informing my coworkers of this...muahaha

UMP would gladly host a sausage fest! I extend an invitation, we will host, and set up a panel of willing judges!
*is something of an exhibitionist...*

*is something of an exhibitionist...*

dude, nobody wants to see your penis.

Well...maybe Zilam.

you missed out smooching :(

For me it goes without saying. I'm a smoocher.


how bad are we talking here? surely nothing a pint of stella can't fix!

I'm talking no personality, bad hygiene, no teeth at 22, kids, herpes, drugs, and maybe even husbands.

Yeah, it's hot. I mean you still have to time it well so the girl can take a breath when she needs it, but it's rough and mean and perfect.
Hmmm . . . *takes notes*

Fingering seems to be a pretty universal positive. Truth in this? Na, I know lots of women who get pretty much zero enjoyment from penetration. I am so glad I'm not one of them.

What about guys? Don't think we've had a gay guy's input yet. Or better yet, a bi's. Are guys better at giving head? etc. Where do you think I learned how to give good head? Gay men are a fountain of wonderful knowledge! I have no illusions however...if my man were at all into other men, I might possibly need to stick a sword through my gut because of the shame of being out done in the fellatio department.

Although the bi men I've known gave rave reviews, and they've had it from both sides so *brightens*

dude, nobody wants to see your penis.

Well...maybe Zilam.

This foursome will go nowhere with an attitude like that.

is it just me or is everyone on the internet 19 these days?
Well it's quite obviously not 'just you' if it's also me.

But anyway, most people on the internet are college-age students, I suppose. 19 is like...in that age. I don't know?

Where do you think I learned how to give good head? Gay men are a fountain of wonderful knowledge!

I learned from a gay woman... then after I learned she wasn't so gay :cool:

Huh?

You literally cannot breath if it's in that certain amount. As in physically are unable to. Trying does nothing, it doesn't suck anything in, it simply is impossible. There is no 'holding your breath' at that point, there is simply the fact of your inability to breath because something is blocking your throat.

Pay attention next time you go down you'll see what Im talking about.

I'll now be informing my coworkers of this...muahaha And then all you have to do to rehorrify them after is walk by and go 'squish. squish'.

I do it all the time :)


*is something of an exhibitionist...*
I'd never have guessed.

No really though, we (http://z3.invisionfree.com/UMP/index.php?act=SC&c=1) would totally be willing to host a contest. There are a few guys over there that I'm certain would be willing to enter.
dude, nobody wants to see your penis. You shut up. You shut up right now.

And then all you have to do to rehorrify them after is walk by and go 'squish. squish'.

I do it all the time :)

I'd never have guessed.

No really though, we (http://z3.invisionfree.com/UMP/index.php?act=SC&c=1) would totally be willing to host a contest. There are a few guys over there that I'm certain would be willing to enter.
You shut up. You shut up right now.

Go forth and create!

Not that I wanna see or anything. I'm just...uh... really competitive! Yeah, that's it. Competitive.

You shut up. You shut up right now.

oh yeah, I forgot, you like to be teased...

Pay attention next time you go down you'll see what Im talking about.

Alrighty then. I'll get back to you after the weekend.

However, I've struggled for breath enough times, and not been permitted to breath until he was damn ready to let me, that I'm pretty confident on this one.

oh yeah, I forgot, you like to be teased...
I can always dream.

...what do you know? :p

that you will post pics saying that you just got out the pool?

Stick a cucumber down your throat and see if you can draw in air through your nostrils.

a whole cucumber!!!1

For me it goes without saying. I'm a smoocher.

yay! *closes eyes and feels like a natural woman*

<.<
>.>

don't forget chewing on my ear

I'm talking no personality, bad hygiene, no teeth at 22, kids, herpes, drugs, and maybe even husbands.

<- see location

Na, I know lots of women who get pretty much zero enjoyment from penetration. I am so glad I'm not one of them.

why is it these women always end up fucking guys with big packages?

Gay men are a fountain of wonderful knowledge!

gay women on the other hand do nothing but dissapoint

And then all you have to do to rehorrify them after is walk by and go 'squish. squish'.

I do it all the time :)
*vomits*
*laughs*

I'd never have guessed.:(

No really though, we (http://z3.invisionfree.com/UMP/index.php?act=SC&c=1) would totally be willing to host a contest. There are a few guys over there that I'm certain would be willing to enter.


heh...few guys...willing to enter....heh...

I can always dream.

Honey, let's just say that between us, I get the feeling I'm the one far more likely to ride that train, if'n you know what I'm saying.

Go forth and create!

Done (http://z3.invisionfree.com/UMP/index.php?showtopic=1985).

Honey, let's just say that between us, I get the feeling I'm the one far more likely to ride that train, if'n you know what I'm saying.

How you doin', sailor? :p

why is it these women always end up fucking guys with big packages? Because God does exist, and she hates us.


gay women on the other hand do nothing but dissapoint I disagree! I disagree most heartily!



heh...few guys...willing to enter....heh... ty, ty.

Honey, let's just say that between us, I get the feeling I'm the one far more likely to ride that train, if'n you know what I'm saying.
Like I care. Doesn't stop me from wanting to see!

Also, take pics of that train ride plz thanks.

<- see location


Ok, but what about the rest of those?

How you doin', sailor? :p

just dandy, peaches.

I disagree! I disagree most heartily!


So do I.I'm too lazy to look back and quote right where I said it though.

just dandy, peaches.

http://rocko.achronism.com/images/uploaded_files/1230022635-heck2.jpg
:confused:

Because God does exist, and she hates us.

explains cystitis I guess *pees like a God*

I disagree! I disagree most heartily!

lesbian = I don't care about her I just want to get off

in my experience anyway

Ok, but what about the rest of those?

have you ever heard of Milton Keynes?

yeah your prolly gonna have to post pics

I am one of those 'weird' "no head for me thanks" people. I don't mind a bit of it, coupled with some penetration. Preferably fisting. But I think I've only cum from it once or twice, and only with waaaay too much effort on my part (yes, if you squeeze hard enough, you can cum, but you burst blood vessels in your eyes if you do). I can say with assurance that most of my partners have been excellent at giving head, it's just not for me. I get off on getting the other person off, and it's a mental turn off, which in turn is a physical turn off. I know it's silly, but it's not dominant enough.

fistings disgusting. 69er ftw ahah :p

*sets up popcorn and chair*

fistings disgusting. 69er ftw ahah :p

You, sir, need to expand your worldview.

You, sir, need to expand your worldview.

among other things...

among other things...
*snickers*

among other things...

Lawl.

*snickers*

Lawl.

Thank you! I'll be here all week! And don't forget, "Tipping" is not just a city in China!

Thank you! I'll be here all week! And don't forget, "Tipping" is not just a city in China!
Or something you do to cows.

Thank you! I'll be here all week! And don't forget, "Tipping" is not just a city in China!

Or a slang phrase for circumsision.

Or something you do to cows.

Quality.

Well, seems like all the cocksuckers have run out of steam...time for bed!

Well, seems like all the cocksuckers have run out of steam...time for bed!

Kids these days. No stamina.

And here everyone had me fooled thinking I was the most fucked up person on all Nationstates. :p

I tend to love blowjobs in general. If nothing else think of it as better than playing Monopoly with you cheating Jewish grandparent. ;) No, Im not mean, if you dont keep an eye on those sneaky senior citizens they will bend you over and fuck you right up the ass.

On a side note, Neesika. How close in proximity do you live to British Columbia? :p

I think it's fitting for this thread to mention that the California Supreme Court will starting it's oral arguments on Prop. 8.

I think it's fitting for this thread to mention that the California Supreme Court will starting it's oral arguments on Prop. 8.

Sweet.

Do you, the men of NSG, like getting them?
More often than not, although given certain changing sensitivities, i can't say i can handle having an exclusive focus on it.
It's rare, at least, but it's happened.

I don't like giving them. I know it sounds prudish, but I just can't stand the thought of putting the thing a guy pisses out of in my mouth.

But then I am a bit of a hypocrite since I love getting head from boyfriends. I always feel guilty after though, HONEST!!!

I'm a straight guy.

I love receiving blow jobs, though I have not yet been fortunate enough to have one when I wasn't wearing a condom. I wonder how much better that would feel.

But my favorite activity is still cunnilingus. Sure, I don't get much physical pleasure from this, but it is so much fun! :p

I really, really like giving blowjobs...but only if I really, really like the guy I'm giving it to. This.
Though I don't really need to like him all that much.

:$
Oh dear.

NSG needs to be purged of these filthy threads that are appearing with increasing regularity.

*pours petrol around the servers to prepare for the cleansing fire*

I've known a few women who don't like getting head...some for different reasons. For some, they get embarrased because it often takes women longer to cum and the stress of not wanting to make their partner work too hard sort of kills the fun for them. Others, like me, just aren't all that turned on by it.

However, most women I've come across quite enjoy it, so men, don't stop doing those tongue exercises!

I'm somewhat with you on that one... head alone doesn't really do it for me. I enjoy it, but you could go for hours without actually getting me anywhere.


Now, if you add a finger or two into it, that's en entirely different matter. :D

BF likes it. It doesn't make him cum, at least not usually, but he still thoroughly enjoys the sensation. Especially if I manage to get it all in... I'm getting better at this.

Preeeetty sure this goes over the line of PG-13...

Yeah, I had a marginal signature, and Archoille made me change it. So if this thread keeps going and is OK, I'll just assume that the mods are completely random.

You. Ain't. Gettin'. It. Done. Right. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-throating_(sexual_act))

. . . and I mean that in all honesty.

Agreed. To be honest, they're far more fun as foreplay than anything else. I've never felt too comfortable with sex, or sexual acts, that only pleasure me.

I cant believe this talk about men preferring vaginal to oral. Actually, I guess when it comes to human sexuality I can believe anything.

NSG this is the way you get your girl to give you a great if not decent blowjob.
First, both of you need to get drunk/ripped.
Then you need to put on one of your favorite porn movies, preferably with a good blowjob scene.
Then ask your girl if she can give it to you just like that.
It wont be perfect at first, but she will improve her skills greatly

Yeah, I had a marginal signature, and Archoille made me change it. So if this thread keeps going and is OK, I'll just assume that the mods are completely random.

sigs are held to higher standards than threads.

sigs are held to higher standards than threads.

No, some posters are held to a higher standard than others. Pretty obvious.

No, some posters are held to a higher standard than others. Pretty obvious.

Can someone say bitter? If you were a bit more... how shall we say... affable, you wouldn't have so many run ins with the mods, DK.

Can someone say bitter? If you were a bit more... how shall we say... affable, you wouldn't have so many run ins with the mods, DK.

I have far fewer than you believe. Only two of my characters have been deated, and all the rest are retired - by me. And that's in four years of posting here.

Seriously, I think a lot of people here love to believe that I'm deated on a weekly basis.

I have far fewer than you believe. Only two of my characters have been deated, and all the rest are retired - by me. And that's in four years of posting here.

Kimchi, I'm not talking about your nations. I'm talking about your normal, sour disposition. I can count with my fingers, and I have fingers left, the times you've been agrreable. And when you're slightly agreeable, the difference is felt. But that's an abnormality on your posting history.

Of course, this is all I know, I wasn't aquianted with your other nations.

Seriously, I think a lot of people here love to believe that I'm deated on a weekly basis.

You get modded, almost, on a weekly basis so...

Now, can you please stop derailing the thread with allegations that should be in the Moderation forum?

You get modded, almost, on a weekly basis so...


Still wrong. Love your assumptions.

On a side note, Neesika. How close in proximity do you live to British Columbia? :pI'm in Alberta, but planning to move to Quebec toute suite. Also, just in case it wasn't clear, just because I give a wicked blowjob, it doesn't mean I give random wicked blowjobs :p



I love receiving blow jobs, though I have not yet been fortunate enough to have one when I wasn't wearing a condom. I wonder how much better that would feel. I know I probably should have been using a condom all this time, but I never have, and I can't say I'm saddened by that. If it's really a choice of 'give a blowjob using a condom' and 'only giving blowjobs to one person you know is safe' then I'm going to choose the latter. I fucking hate condoms.

This.
Though I don't really need to like him all that much. Well, I have to be pretty turned on by a guy, and to be honest, that's very rare. Oh sure, there are any number of guys that I think are hot, but most guys find a way to turn me off pretty quickly. They can be conservative, or bigoted, or too gentle, for example.

For me, sex is like eating. You can do it two ways. You can do it because you need to sustain yourself, in which case you don't give it a lot of your attention or energy...or you can do it because you really love it, in which case all your senses are engaged and you are devoted completely the the enjoyment of that activity.

So when I give head in the first instance, yeah. I'm not going for gold.

I'm somewhat with you on that one... head alone doesn't really do it for me. I enjoy it, but you could go for hours without actually getting me anywhere.


Now, if you add a finger or two into it, that's en entirely different matter. :D
It's amazing how much that improves the situation...or some nipple twisting...some bites along the thigh. Yes. Yes indeed.
Yeah, I had a marginal signature, and Archoille made me change it. So if this thread keeps going and is OK, I'll just assume that the mods are completely random. Let's just enjoy what is destined to be short lived, without whining okay? Please? This is the first time in a while I've even wanted to post here.

Still wrong. Love your assumptions.

Once again, you bore. Get back on topic. If you have a complaint, take it up with Moderation.

Let's just enjoy what is destined to be short lived, without whining okay? Please? This is the first time in a while I've even wanted to post here.

Gladly.

So I'm curious...how many woman give safe blowjobs? Plenty of women I know are fairly smart when it comes to using condoms for penetrative sex, but I don't know a one of them that uses a condom for giving blowjobs. Which seems...rather stupid. It's still his cock being stuck into one of your orifices, bringing with it the same sorts of dangers.

There is a massive syphilis outbreak in Alberta right now...and many of those cases are apparently syphilis of the throat, along with all the other wonderful STIs you can get. It makes having casual sex a LOT less appealing, and unsafe casual sex pretty much out of the question.

So I'm curious...how many woman give safe blowjobs? Plenty of women I know are fairly smart when it comes to using condoms for penetrative sex, but I don't know a one of them that uses a condom for giving blowjobs. Which seems...rather stupid. It's still his cock being stuck into one of your orifices, bringing with it the same sorts of dangers.

There is a massive syphilis outbreak in Alberta right now...and many of those cases are apparently syphilis of the throat, along with all the other wonderful STIs you can get. It makes having casual sex a LOT less appealing, and unsafe casual sex pretty much out of the question.

I have to plead guilty on this one... :$
I can't stand that plasticy taste. So it's either without or not at all. I know that's probably not the most clever attitute... :$

This thread has crossed the line, my fellows. Neesika's first post is not within the PG-13 limits. I suggest you take this discussion to an "erotic" chat room and come back to NSG at when you have satiated yourselves.

This thread has crossed the line, my fellows. Neesika's first post is not within the PG-13 limits. I suggest you take this discussion to an "erotic" chat room and come back to NSG at when you have satiated yourselves.

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

You should feel bad, you dirty whore. How DARE you bring your...your...SMUT in here and defile this wholesome thread about oral sex?

This thread has crossed the line, my fellows. Neesika's first post is not within the PG-13 limits. I suggest you take this discussion to an "erotic" chat room and come back to NSG at when you have satiated yourselves.

Seconded. These aren't sex chat forums. These are forums for talking about the stimulus bill (though a case might be made that a thread about the oral stimulation of Bill in the Oval Office would be acceptable), abortion, and where the change is.

Honestly, your talk is too explicit, even for a sex-thread. Even if we are not offended by it, we still have to remember that there are rules. No explicit pictures and no explicit verbiage.

I have to plead guilty on this one... :$
I can't stand that plasticy taste. So it's either without or not at all. I know that's probably not the most clever attitute... :$

I was lucky when I was younger, never to catch anything. My ex gave me some lovely treatable STIs, and herpes. w00t for monogamy. Since then, I've been extremely open with my partners...I disclose every time. I don't necessarily trust that the other person is being open and honest with me in return though...I'll never again trust my sexual health to someone else, because the fact is, they might not even KNOW they've got something. So I've been careful...except with giving head, both with men and women.

Lately, lesbians I've been hanging out with have been lambasting me for my lack of safe sex skills...I'm being schooled in the use of dental dams and gloves etc...but I have to say I don't think I'll ever like that level of safe sex.

So...I have to rethink my sex, is what it's coming down to. Not sure yet how that'll turn out.

Honestly, your talk is too explicit, even for a sex-thread. Even if we are not offended by it, we still have to remember that there are rules. No explicit pictures and no explicit verbiage.

Parkus, although I do understand your concern, if this thread offends you, just... don't post on it.

So I'm curious...how many woman give safe blowjobs? Plenty of women I know are fairly smart when it comes to using condoms for penetrative sex, but I don't know a one of them that uses a condom for giving blowjobs. Which seems...rather stupid. It's still his cock being stuck into one of your orifices, bringing with it the same sorts of dangers.

There is a massive syphilis outbreak in Alberta right now...and many of those cases are apparently syphilis of the throat, along with all the other wonderful STIs you can get. It makes having casual sex a LOT less appealing, and unsafe casual sex pretty much out of the question.
Sucking on a condom is totally unappealing to me. It would end any arousal on my part and, frankly, I don't go down on somebody if it's so unappealing that it turns me off.

Hence, I only perform oral sex on somebody if I'm really sure I trust them to be STD-free.

Seconded. These aren't sex chat forums. These are forums for talking about the stimulus bill (though a case might be made that a thread about the oral stimulation of Bill in the Oval Office would be acceptable), abortion, and where the change is.

Honestly, your talk is too explicit, even for a sex-thread. Even if we are not offended by it, we still have to remember that there are rules. No explicit pictures and no explicit verbiage.

Or MAYBE, you two could exercise some self control, and remove YOURSELVES from threads that offend you?

Yes. It is horrible that we may stray beyond PG-13, and talk about things like oral sex, safe sex, STIs, relationships, communication and so forth. These sorts of things are clearly restricted topics and someone should save you from yourselves.

Honestly, your talk is too explicit, even for a sex-thread. Even if we are not offended by it, we still have to remember that there are rules. No explicit pictures and no explicit verbiage.

Frankly, I think this is crap.

A very important point was brought up, about safe sex practices and oral sex. Such discussions REQUIRE explicit language, and the language being used is not remotely inappropriate.

If you can't handle people discussing sex in a frank manner, then get the hell off the internet NOW before your brain explodes.

Parkus, although I do understand your concern, if this thread offends you, just... don't post on it.

It does not offend me, I just believe when we post something like:

"My goal is to get his balls in my mouth instead of just his full shaft."

...we ought to remember we are not on a purely adult-forum; why do you think there is no nudity allowed here? We have to put aside how we feel about these things and follow the rules.

Sucking on a condom is totally unappealing to me. It would end any arousal on my part and, frankly, I don't go down on somebody if it's so unappealing that it turns me off.

Hence, I only perform oral sex on somebody if I'm really sure I trust them to be STD-free.

That's basically where I'm at now. Not just 'hope they're clean' but 'almost certain they are'.

One thing I need to get better at is DEMANDING that someone get tested. Guys are bad for this. I get tested once every three months or so unless I haven't had any sex at all (rare). I don't really know the process with guys, except what my gay friends have told me. Most straight guys have all these horror stories about urethra swabs...my gay friends say 'huh?' So I dunno.

Or MAYBE, you two could exercise some self control, and remove YOURSELVES from threads that offend you?

Yes. It is horrible that we may stray beyond PG-13, and talk about things like oral sex, safe sex, STIs, relationships, communication and so forth. These sorts of things are clearly restricted topics and someone should save you from yourselves.

Psst...I was making a sarcastic point about how boring NSG has been recently due to people just recycling the same thread ideas again and again, and so any thread thats different is probably a welcome change :p

It does not offend me, I just believe when we post something like:

"My goal is to get his balls in my mouth instead of just his full shaft."

...we ought to remember we are not on a purely adult-forum; why do you think there is no nudity allowed here? We have to put aside how we feel about these things and follow the rules.
Spare us your paternalism and go report it, kthanxbi.
Psst...I was making a sarcastic point about how boring NSG has been recently due to people just recycling the same thread ideas again and again, and so any thread thats different is probably a welcome change :pSorry about that.

Frankly, I think this is crap.

A very important point was brought up, about safe sex practices and oral sex. Such discussions REQUIRE explicit language, and the language being used is not remotely inappropriate.

If you can't handle people discussing sex in a frank manner, then get the hell off the internet NOW before your brain explodes.

I can handle nudity, but I will object to its appearance here because of the rules.

I can handle nudity

You know....I'm not so sure...

I was lucky when I was younger, never to catch anything. My ex gave me some lovely treatable STIs, and herpes. w00t for monogamy. Since then, I've been extremely open with my partners...I disclose every time. I don't necessarily trust that the other person is being open and honest with me in return though...I'll never again trust my sexual health to someone else, because the fact is, they might not even KNOW they've got something. So I've been careful...except with giving head, both with men and women.

To a certain extent, I trust my sexual health to my partner every time we have sex. This is one of the unavoidable realities of being sexually active with another person.

You know how some people talk about how you should never have sex unless you're in love? Well, I've never bought into that, but I kinda agree with a basic minimum standard that my mom dubs "the toothbrush rule." The idea is, ask yourself if you'd be willing to brush your teeth with this person's toothbrush. If the answer is no, then why are you comfortable putting your mouth on their genitals? Or allowing their genitals to enter/engulf your body?

You know....I'm not so sure...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=539665

You know, this reminds me of a conversation I had with an NSG about another poster who shall remain nameless, about what sex must be like for those so uptight...

"ah, yes, that's good, right there if you please. Oh, gosh, yes that's very nice ma'am thank you. Oh, yes, yes, there, oh F word me, F word me harder...oh..oh....oh...ah gee, that was swell."

It does not offend me, I just believe when we post something like:

"My goal is to get his balls in my mouth instead of just his full shaft."

...we ought to remember we are not on a purely adult-forum; why do you think there is no nudity allowed here? We have to put aside how we feel about these things and follow the rules.

That particular expression aside (and I think the poster's wording isn't too vulgar), I don't see anything else that may be Rule Breaking language. It's actually quite an interesting topic, but I'm just going to lurk.

To a certain extent, I trust my sexual health to my partner every time we have sex. This is one of the unavoidable realities of being sexually active with another person. Oh no, I agree...you can't escape that, and again, the other person might not even know that they're packing if that's the case. What I mean is...I know people who don't get tested because they're 'in a monogamous relationship' or because their partners say they've been tested and are clean. Ok, that's nice. Not me. I found out about the STIs he gave me because I went and got tested every year despite being 'monogamous'. (by the way, he had the balls to try to pin it on me)

And I don't care how clean someone says they are...I always have a twinge of 'eep!' after, even with really safe sex. I'm paranoid like that. So, regular testing keeps me sane. I don't really understand why more people don't go, especially here where the clinics are free. Most STIs are treatable, and not that serious...but can get very serious if you let them go. Seems a silly risk.

You know how some people talk about how you should never have sex unless you're in love? Well, I've never bought into that, but I kinda agree with a basic minimum standard that my mom dubs "the toothbrush rule." The idea is, ask yourself if you'd be willing to brush your teeth with this person's toothbrush. If the answer is no, then why are you comfortable putting your mouth on their genitals? Or allowing their genitals to enter/engulf your body?
Absolutely.

I went out to the bar on Saturday...there wasn't one person in that place I'd share a toothbrush with. I felt a little gross just sweating in the same room as some of them. Uugh.

Well, I have to be pretty turned on by a guy, and to be honest, that's very rare. Oh sure, there are any number of guys that I think are hot, but most guys find a way to turn me off pretty quickly. They can be conservative, or bigoted, or too gentle, for example.

For me, sex is like eating. You can do it two ways. You can do it because you need to sustain yourself, in which case you don't give it a lot of your attention or energy...or you can do it because you really love it, in which case all your senses are engaged and you are devoted completely the the enjoyment of that activity.

So when I give head in the first instance, yeah. I'm not going for gold.Ah, I see. Well, I can see how to "go for gold", you would have to trust him, and that typically doesn't occur without liking him much.
Still, I could do it (in theory) without using my best technique(s).

That's basically where I'm at now. Not just 'hope they're clean' but 'almost certain they are'.

One thing I need to get better at is DEMANDING that someone get tested. Guys are bad for this. I get tested once every three months or so unless I haven't had any sex at all (rare). I don't really know the process with guys, except what my gay friends have told me. Most straight guys have all these horror stories about urethra swabs...my gay friends say 'huh?' So I dunno.
While swab tests are sometimes used to diagnose some STDs, it's possible to test for most of them using a urine sample. A visual exam, urine sample, and blood sample is enough for routine STD testing for men.

Guys: the swabbing really isn't that bad, but if it bothers you that much then you can find doctors and clinics that use urine samples instead.

Ah, I see. Well, I can see how to "go for gold", you would have to trust him, and that typically doesn't occur without liking him much.
Still, I could do it (in theory) without using my best technique(s).
I'd have to want to. So either I'd be really, really turned on, or I'd have something to prove :D

And besides, we all know gay men give better head...STAY AWAY FROM MY MEN!!!! :D

Unless I can watch.
While swab tests are sometimes used to diagnose some STDs, it's possible to test for most of them using a urine sample. A visual exam, urine sample, and blood sample is enough for routine STD testing for men.

Guys: the swabbing really isn't that bad, but if it bothers you that much then you can find doctors and clinics that use urine samples instead.

Thank you.

Men. Get tested more often please. Quite often you'll be asymptomatic, but you can still be passing on something very unpleasant to your partner AND lack of symptoms doesn't mean damage isn't being done.

Oh no, I agree...you can't escape that, and again, the other person might not even know that they're packing if that's the case. What I mean is...I know people who don't get tested because they're 'in a monogamous relationship' or because their partners say they've been tested and are clean.

Ack, no, bad bad bad kill it.

We desperately need to kill that attitude. Monogamy is not a prophylactic. Even more importantly, we need to get through to people that a wedding ring will not protect you against STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

The FASTEST GROWING rates of STD infection, world wide, are with women who are in "monogamous" relationships.

People get hung up on thinking that it's an insult to ask your partner to get tested. That's a serious problem. It's worth reminding people that there are plenty of STDs that can also be transmitted and contracted through NON-sexual means! And that there are some STDs that you won't test positive for right away, but which can remain "hidden" in your system for months or even years before you know about them. Asking that your monogamous partner be tested is NOT an accusation that they've been cheating, and even if they test positive for something it's NOT evidence that they were unfaithful.


I found out about the STIs he gave me because I went and got tested every year despite being 'monogamous'. (by the way, he had the balls to try to pin it on me)
Barf, that is horrid.


And I don't care how clean someone says they are...I always have a twinge of 'eep!' after, even with really safe sex. I'm paranoid like that. So, regular testing keeps me sane. I don't really understand why more people don't go, especially here where the clinics are free. Most STIs are treatable, and not that serious...but can get very serious if you let them go. Seems a silly risk.

Can't agree with you more.

My partner gets regular blood tests to monitor some dietary issues, and he now asks them to test for STDs at the same time. He ends up getting tested more often then he would probably do if left to himself, but he does it because he knows it makes me happy. I share your reflexive "eep" about the possibility of getting STDs and my partner is nice enough to humor me :D.

(And yes, I return the favor, I am tested every time I have a physical and also two additional times during the year when I get blood work done.)

...and I only bought her one round!

Inspired by KoL's post in the Do Want thread, I want to talk about blowjobs. Do you, the men of NSG, like getting them?
Well yes.

Ack, no, bad bad bad kill it.

We desperately need to kill that attitude. Monogamy is not a prophylactic. Even more importantly, we need to get through to people that a wedding ring will not protect you against STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

The FASTEST GROWING rates of STD infection, world wide, are with women who are in "monogamous" relationships.

There's still that attitude that only sluts get infections, and good people in monogamous relationships are safe.

Yet infidelity is a major cause of break ups. Sluts generally know how to protect their sex because it's a live issue. Are the cheaters being as safe? I know I'm going to trust the slut with a sock drawer full of condoms and latex gloves over the so called married asshole who told me mid make-out session that he was hitched and that she had no idea what he was up to.

I'm in Alberta, but planning to move to Quebec toute suite. Also, just in case it wasn't clear, just because I give a wicked blowjob, it doesn't mean I give random wicked blowjobs :p


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....damn 3 letter minimum :mad:

:(

....damn 3 letter minimum :mad:

Muahahaahahahah!

This thread has crossed the line, my fellows. Neesika's first post is not within the PG-13 limits. I suggest you take this discussion to an "erotic" chat room and come back to NSG at when you have satiated yourselves.

:rolleyes:

Thank you, Morality Police.

Anyway...good thread.

There's still that attitude that only sluts get infections, and good people in monogamous relationships are safe.
That's because it's true.



It is true right?



Right?


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Okay! Men! Time to tell us what you like best.

Tongue in the urethral opening (wonderfully named the meatus) a little? Good, or bad? Maintain pressure on the frenulum? Do you like to to dive down right away, or focus on the glans for a while?

Oh here's one...some guys don't like you to play with their balls. You in, or out?

And the question I always like to assk...

Finger in the bum during head...should she ask first?

Finger in the bum during head...should she ask first?

I'm thinking yes. I'm not a boy though, but like.......please don't assume....I'm just guessing here.

I'm thinking yes. I'm not a boy though, but like.......please don't assume....I'm just guessing here.
Niiice.

Tongue in the urethral opening (wonderfully named the meatus) a little?
Bad.
Maintain pressure on the frenulum?
Good.
Do you like to to dive down right away
This.
Oh here's one...some guys don't like you to play with their balls. You in, or out?
Oh so in.
Finger in the bum during head...should she ask first?
Hell yeah she should ask...

This thread has crossed the line, my fellows. Neesika's first post is not within the PG-13 limits. I suggest you take this discussion to an "erotic" chat room and come back to NSG at when you have satiated yourselves.

I'm not against threads like this on NSG. But they do seem a bit... out of place on a general discussion forum.

Niiice.

Nobody ever catches those! You're smart!

Bad. Really? I don't mean like, IN IN, just licking around the edges...bad? Does it hurt?

This.

No build up, no swirling and teasing, just stick it in and try to push it down her throat? Interesting, I want to hear more guys' opinions on that.

Oh so in.

Hell yeah she should ask...Too late! Hello prostate!

Nobody ever catches those! You're smart!I'm obsessed with ass.

I'm not against threads like this on NSG. But they do seem a bit... out of place on a general discussion forum.
There is a thread in moderation, the issue has been decided. Good day, sir.

I said, Good day!

Really? I don't mean like, IN IN, just licking around the edges...bad? Does it hurt?

Around is fine, in not so much.

No build up, no swirling and teasing, just stick it in and try to push it down her throat?

I guess it would depend on the mood. If its during foreplay, then sure. If its mid-intercourse or post-intercourse, not so much.

Too late! Hello prostate!

:p


Dont hurt me.

Nice way to get a punch in the mouth:p


Dont hurt me.

I lube the finger up! And most guys are all 'uhhhh hmmm, well....ooohhh'. Though some never really get into it :(

MORE QUESTIONS!

Womenz! Are you okay with giving head mid or post-intercourse, as in, with the taste of you on it? Guys...is that hot or not? I think it's fucking VOLCANIC.

I've met quite a few women who get all 'ewww' about that. Ditto with a guy kissing them after he's gone down on her. Odd.

I lube the finger up! And most guys are all 'uhhhh hmmm, well....ooohhh'. Though some never really get into it :(

That might be pleasent actually. The girls Ive been with who tried were just like "BAM" and recieved a dirty look and a muttered curse under my breath.

Guys...is that hot or not?

Psh, head is head:p

I've met quite a few women who get all 'ewww' about that. Ditto with a guy kissing them after he's gone down on her. Odd.

Ill kiss her after shes done. I just blew a load in her mouth, I feel like I owe her something:p

That might be pleasent actually. The girls Ive been with who tried were just like "BAM" and recieved a dirty look and a muttered curse under my breath. That's just rude. It hurts if you just stick it in all dry! That's why it's never really a surprise...if you're poking around there, usually there's time to go 'um, no thanks'. I've yet to just slip it in all sudden like.

I like to massage the prostate and feel when the guy is cumming.



Psh, head is head:p So no hotter if she takes it after you've been fucking her? I dunno, I think it's hot for some reason.




Ill kiss her after shes done. I just blew a load in her mouth, I feel like I owe her something:p

Ever stick your tongue in there to get a taste? lol

That's just rude. It hurts if you just stick it in all dry! That's why it's never really a surprise...if you're poking around there, usually there's time to go 'um, no thanks'. I've yet to just slip it in all sudden like.

I like to massage the prostate and feel when the guy is cumming.

See, that Id be ok with.

So no hotter if she takes it after you've been fucking her? I dunno, I think it's hot for some reason.

Nah, in retrospect itd probably be hot, because its dirty as hell.

Ever stick your tongue in there to get a taste? lol

Maybe smoking has shot my taste buds to shit, but Ive never tasted my own semen when I kiss her. I tend to kiss her after she swallows. Or it was all over her boobs and not in her mouth.

Is tasting your own semen a bad thing?

Is tasting your own semen a bad thing?

The idea kinda grosses me out to be honest.

Its just a gut thing. Might not be logical, but it does.

Is tasting your own semen a bad thing?

I did it to find out why women liked it so much, and concluded that women must just have bad taste.

Is tasting your own semen a bad thing?

mIght give you teh gay

I did it to find out why women liked it so much, and concluded that women must just have bad taste.

I figured this out when I realized women were into me:p

The idea kinda grosses me out to be honest.

Its just a gut thing. Might not be logical, but it does.S'okay, I refused to taste my breast milk. *shudders*

Totally illogical, nonetheless, no.

I did it to find out why women liked it so much, and concluded that women must just have bad taste.

Straight women, anyway :P

It's not the best tasting thing in the world...but it's not that bad either. I wouldn't drink it by the glassfull, but I don't mind swallowing. In GoG's case, I REALLY don't mind swallowing.

I figured this out when I realized women were into me:pSee I didn't want to be the one to say it...


Spit or swallow? Preference?

I figured this out when I realized women were into me:p

See you could have just told me they were, and saved me the trouble.



Spit or swallow? Preference?

Spitting is gross. And I prefer they swallow so I can get their stomachs pregnant.

See you could have just told me they were, and saved me the trouble.



Spitting is gross. And I prefer they swallow so I can get their stomachs pregnant.

I've needed a new sig for a while:) Danke!

Spit or swallow? Preference?

Spitting seems like a waste. If she doesnt want to swallow she should tell me before hand and Ill give her a facial/pearl necklace.


But I prefer it when they swallow.

As an aside, during the act, intermittent eye contact is a must.

As an aside, during the act, intermittent eye contact is a must.
Oh hellz yes.

One of my favourite vids features a girl who maintains eye contact all the time. That'd be hard to do...I'd feel weird about it, but in that situation it was really, really hot. Mostly because she had her hands tied behind her, and he was holding her head in place and well. Yeah.

But just locking eyes for a bit is great.

Quit lurking, GnI.

Spit or swallow? Preference?

I've really never understood why this matters.

If someone's just been kind enough to give me a blowjob I'm much too happy about life in general to care what they choose to do with the semen.

Spit or swallow? Preference?
Spitting isn't polite.

See you could have just told me they were, and saved me the trouble.


Seriosuly, a slightly overweight hairy Italian man. Id like to pretend they are attracted to my charming personality, but youve seen me on NSG.

The wiminz, they confuse me.

Theyre probably just attracted to my huge, throbbing.....
















Intellect.

;)

I've really never understood why this matters.

If someone's just been kind enough to give me a blowjob I'm much too happy about life in general to care what they choose to do with the semen.Okay well, for me it's a mental thing. Like a lot of sexual acts. If I'm into someone, I'll swallow, because it's 'dirty' and therefore hot. Then again, if I'm not into someone, chances are, his dick never gets into my mouth in the first place. Still.

If it doesn't matter at all to the guy in question, it's less hot. Interplay. Generally I've found, it matters. Maybe it's because a lot of women still don't.

Spitting isn't polite.

It can be polite...I've managed to hold it in my mouth without tasting it much, long enough to get to the bathroom and spit it out/rinse. I'm not going to swallow to avoid being rude :D

Seriosuly, a slightly overweight hairy Italian man. Id like to pretend they are attracted to my charming personality, but youve seen me on NSG.

You just attact the closet furries.;)

Quit lurking, GnI.

Jeez. I had 15 pages to catch up - that's hardly lurking. :)

I think it was long ago discovered I have a far-from-vanilla history, anyway, so it's fairly safe to assume that I just go along with whatever is most disturbing or depraved, as it's posted.

Well, except the squish squish guy. Thanks for that. I like to at least feel vanilla from time to time. :)


In answer to the OP - I like it, but I don't flip out for it. I'd rather give my lover hers, than get mine - although 69 is hot as hell, and probably the only way I'd get there from 'oral'.

I think I have the answer to the guys-not-tasting their own product conundrum, as well, because it doesn't taste that bad, so why the fuss? It's because it arrives too late. Boy-horniness can recover pretty quickly, but it takes a nosedive pretty much as soon as you get there. If a guy could ejaculate... then 'cum' 5 minutes later? There'd be less stigma attached to tasting your own.

Okay well, for me it's a mental thing. Like a lot of sexual acts. If I'm into someone, I'll swallow, because it's 'dirty' and therefore hot. Then again, if I'm not into someone, chances are, his dick never gets into my mouth in the first place. Still.

If it doesn't matter at all to the guy in question, it's less hot. Interplay. Generally I've found, it matters. Maybe it's because a lot of women still don't.

OK, well that makes a lot of sense. Maybe now I can understand and I'm pissed about many years of not caring. :mad:

although 69 is hot as hell

This.


My favorite.

Well, except the squish squish guy. Thanks for that. I like to at least feel vanilla from time to time. :)
I know, right? Whenever I worry about being too freaky (which is rare anymore, I'm just going with it finally) I think of him and realise I'm not that out there.


I think I have the answer to the guys-not-tasting their own product conundrum, as well, because it doesn't taste that bad, so why the fuss? It's because it arrives too late. Boy-horniness can recover pretty quickly, but it takes a nosedive pretty much as soon as you get there. If a guy could ejaculate... then 'cum' 5 minutes later? There'd be less stigma attached to tasting your own.
You know, that's a fucking excellent reason! My interest in any number of sexual acts plummets considerably if I've cum. Which is sort of why I don't like to cum during sex...not that it's usually possible to anyway. I'm too much like a guy. Boom, and done. Please don't bother me with sex for a while.

Hmmm. I think I've always spit if I've cum before my partner and he wanted to end in my mouth. Just not interested, it's not hot at that point.

This.


My favorite.

Meh.

I really don't like receiving oral. I mean...it's really right down there at the bottom of the the list of things I want to do whilst fucking. Weird. I don't care for 69ing, but I'll do it if he wants...I feel awkward on top like that.

What IS hawt, is 69ing when the guy is on top. Choking. Excellent. Totally not paying attention to what he's doing to me though.

69 sucks.

69 sucks.

*rimshot*

You know, that's a fucking excellent reason! My interest in any number of sexual acts plummets considerably if I've cum. Which is sort of why I don't like to cum during sex, if that's even possible. I'm too much like a guy. Boom, and done. Please don't bother me with sex for a while.


Which is why sex is best served up like Japanese cuisine: small portions, but sooo many courses. :)


Hmmm. I think I've always spit if I've cum before my partner and he wanted to end in my mouth. Just not interested, it's not hot at that point.

Exactly - in the moment, not so bad... out of the moment, you might as well suck glue out of a tube.

Which is why sex is best served up like Japanese cuisine: small portions, but sooo many courses. :)


Exactly - in the moment, not so bad... out of the moment, you might as well suck glue out of a tube.
It's amazing what you'll do when you're really turned on though. Amazes me sometimes.

Meh.

I really don't like receiving oral. I mean...it's really right down there at the bottom of the the list of things I want to do whilst fucking. Weird. I don't care for 69ing, but I'll do it if he wants...I feel awkward on top like that.


If you like the view, it's awesome. If you're motivated primarily by senses other than the stereotypically-ascribed visual sense, it's awesome.

If you love the taste, and you're getting hot wet stimulation while her juices run down your face and tongue... it's heaven.

It's amazing what you'll do when you're really turned on though. Amazes me sometimes.

We're primal creatures, really. We love stimulation... and the closer you get to orgasm, the more the 'anaesthetic' effect kicks in - which means every bite has to be harder, every breath has to be deeper, every thrust has to push further, every taste has to be stronger.

I don't know if it 'amazes' me - but I do love the depths to which we'll immerse ourselves in another person, so to speak.

If you like the view, it's awesome. If you're motivated primarily by senses other than the stereotypically-ascribed visual sense, it's awesome.

If you love the taste, and you're getting hot wet stimulation while her juices run down your face and tongue... it's heaven.

Fair enough. I certainly don't want to be selfish and deprive my partner of something that sounds that awesome, just because I find it sort of...underwhelming :D

Then again, it depends. If there are fingers involved, and some rough thrusting...all of a sudden my interest is piqued. Biting and pinching also welcome.

See how easy it is to spice it up properly? *is content*

We're primal creatures, really. We love stimulation... and the closer you get to orgasm, the more the 'anaesthetic' effect kicks in - which means every bite has to be harder, every breath has to be deeper, every thrust has to push further, every taste has to be stronger.

I don't know if it 'amazes' me - but I do love the depths to which we'll immerse ourselves in another person, so to speak.

I freaking love it. Which is why I don't understand why anyone would settle for sex that doesn't deliver.

I love that just thinking about fucking GoG, for example, makes my pupils dilate. Now that I know what it's like, I can feel it when it happens. And when he's actually inside me, I don't think I have an iris any longer. I can't speak, I can't think, I can't do anything but feel, and endure. It's beyond awesome.

OK, well that makes a lot of sense. Maybe now I can understand and I'm pissed about many years of not caring. :mad:

On behalf of women who really don't like swallowing no matter how much they want to like swallowing, we appreciate the not caring too much and hope you'll continue it.

(Honestly, I feel terrible about being a disappointment that way, but pretty much every time I've tried to swallow I end up gagging intensely, often so much that I end up throwing up, which is...not so sexy. :( )

On behalf of women who really don't like swallowing no matter how much they want to like swallowing, we appreciate the not caring too much and hope you'll continue it.

(Honestly, I feel terrible about being a disappointment that way, but pretty much every time I've tried to swallow I end up gagging intensely, often so much that I end up throwing up, which is...not so sexy. :( )

Well then thats what your face is for.

Well then thats what your face is for.To be honest, I don't know many women who are okay with facials.

It's always hard to decide for me...if asked 'where do you want it'..I mean...inside me, in my mouth? On my face? On my tits? So many possibilities, all of them hot...why can't you men just come more and get it all!!!???

Well then thats what your face is for.

Redeye sucks mate.

To be honest, I don't know many women who are okay with facials.

They'll like what I tell em to like!

Edit:
See, Ive yet to meet one who isnt.

But I roll with a weird crowd:p

But, in the interest of appeasing these women, replace "face" with "boobies".

No, some posters are held to a higher standard than others. Pretty obvious.

Indeed. Posters with a history of flamebaiting and trolling often have a shorter leash for these activities than someone who's never done it.
Also, stop hijacking. If you have a problem, start a thread about it in Moderation.

Well then thats what your face is for.

Now that, I like. I just worry that it's a poor substitute.

So no hotter if she takes it after you've been fucking her? I dunno, I think it's hot for some reason.

definitely the better side of bj's I',m not a big fan of them over all but going from vag to the mouth is nice. Takes a lot of convincing though... :(

also, no on stuff up the bum.

Ever stick your tongue in there to get a taste? lol

no, I'd just test it on my own if I was curious.

I also prefer it to go deep but she has trouble with that, although sometimes shes more successful.

I just worry that it's a poor substitute.

Psh. Your worries are unfounded.

I'd just eat test it on my own if I was curious.


Epic win

Psh. Your worries are unfounded.

^this.

Epic win

damn you..

Ok, so there were a few questions I missed.

Fist: Simple technique is best. Small focus on the glans, then work the shaft, for the glans becomes too sensitive. Balls is very, very good. Finger in the ass? Only if it's well lubed and I'm enjoying myself a lot. I presume. I've never had it done.

After I finished, I don't mind kissing my girl, deeply is fine too. My taste is acceptable if it means I get to slobbery-ly smooch her.

Unfortunately, she hates the taste of herself, which is one of the main reasons she doesn't like me going down on her. How I miss cunnilingus :(

Cunnilingus should ALWAYS be accompanied by at least one finger, preferably two. I assumed that was the norm. It just makes sense!