NationStates Jolt Archive

This is Galloism, reporting live from the General jungle, deep in the heart of Nationstates, in the Jolt Peninsula.

I´m loving this.:D
You ought to make it a recurring trend amongst your many escapades into the different milieus of the NSG world. ,)

only if I can use your foreskin to snort mine off. <_<

why does this sound painful to me :)

It has changed countless times, and I've been here only a year.


back in my day NSG was a place of rational high brow debate

Done that....

is there any other way to do cocaine?...if there is do tell me because this stuff costs money

I have one, but nobody reads it, so I have to expose myself here. Right? Right? Right...

...well then get some girlfriends to bitch to! I thought thats what Ann Summers parties where all about

Oh, do try to keep up! It's all been about how I'm preparing to dump him in the next few days/weeks.. Tsk, really. You really ought to pay more attention to me and my insular little problems, now.

I'm being a good little man-servant honest, what I'm saying is do it nowz or at least cheat on him by getting drunk and being young >_>

*does your nails*

That's interesting. Wait. *measures* No, you're wrong. My big toe is 4.4 cm long, and my index toe 3.9 cm. It's a good thing the office is deserted on a Friday late afternoon..

...so how big is your penis? :p

SNIP

you really are no stranger to love

I don't have anyone serious to go with so I'm taking one of our International Officers out on the town. Man date is the way to go.

you really are no stranger to love

Might as well face it - I'm addicted to love.

I´m loving this.:D
You ought to make it a recurring trend amongst your many escapades into the different milieus of the NSG world. ,)

Totally...our own "whispering British-accent nature commentator."

Might as well face it - I'm addicted to love.

The lights are on, but you're not home...and your mind...is not your own.

Somebody go get Nanatsu, Poliwanacraca, and Murv to put on the black mini dress with the slickback hair and detached hip oscillation....

The lights are on, but you're not home...and your mind...is not your own.

Somebody go get Nanatsu, Poliwanacraca, and Murv to put on the black mini dress with the slickback hair and detached hip oscillation....

! I'm too young to remember anything but the lyrics. What are you talking about?

[snipping for mercy]
However, the female in this case is simply using him to feed her own status as leader of the pack[snipping is fun! Don't try this at home, kids]
I have a status as leader of the pack? Wow. Does this come with some sort of medal?


...well then get some girlfriends to bitch to! I thought thats what Ann Summers parties where all about
Well see, I don't associate with women who spend their conversation time bitching about men and nail paint that peels off too soon. My friends and I, we, uh, discuss the work of eminent Russian-American philosopher Ayn Rand and somesuch.

...so how big is your penis? :p
I'd love to know, too, but he won't let me measure it.

My friends and I, we, uh, discuss the work of eminent Russian-American philosopher Ayn Rand and somesuch.

Fucking win.

I have a status as leader of the packß Wow. Does this come with some sort of medal?

The female of the species is constantly looking for more proof to cement her relationship as dominant, and often seeks a prize of some sort from her male counterparts. This could come in many forms - a shiny piece of metal, a new car, or shiny stone, suitably encased in a ring or pendant.

Fortunately for her, as the dominant one, she must merely suggest these things are her male slaves will jump to get them for her without delay. The males expect that this will increase their value in her eyes, but, unfortunately, she has already set her sights elsewhere. Such appeasing creatures only serve to gain her disdain, and eventually will be driven from her.

Meanwhile, my cameraman is being mauled by males under her direction, and I am having trouble transmitting a clear message. If we survive, we will see you back in the studio. This is Galloism, signing off.

The lights are on, but you're not home...and your mind...is not your own.

Somebody go get Nanatsu, Poliwanacraca, and Murv to put on the black mini dress with the slickback hair and detached hip oscillation....

Haha.

I do really like that song, but I'm not so good as the girls from the video at "detached hip oscillation" rather than "really dorky dancing around the room and singing along." :P

The female of the species is constantly looking for more proof to cement her relationship as dominant, and often seeks a prize of some sort from her male counterparts. This could come in many forms - a shiny piece of metal, a new car, or shiny stone, suitably encased in a ring or pendant.

You know, I'm always a bit startled when I'm reminded that some people really do think all women want their guys to buy them that sort of crap.

Screw that. If my guy wants to buy me presents - and he's really not required to - I'd rather he get me something I can use, not some friggin' bracelet I'll never even wear. (And, honestly, even if I were dating a millionaire, being given a car would just kinda creep me out.) :p

You know, I'm always a bit startled when I'm reminded that some people really do think all women want their guys to buy them that sort of crap.

Screw that. If my guy wants to buy me presents - and he's really not required to - I'd rather he get me something I can use, not some friggin' bracelet I'll never even wear. (And, honestly, even if I were dating a millionaire, being given a car would just kinda creep me out.) :p

[Steps out of character]
I appreciate that. However, I'm playing into stereotypes for a laugh. I once had a long discussion with an ex (whom parted ways for different reasons), and she determined that a $5,000 plasma screen TV is a much better gift than a $5,000 diamond bracelet. I heartily agree, however, such things used to be unheard of (and I don't mean the Plasma TVs).

Thankfully, practicality is becoming more common. I read an article about it about 6 months ago, how the view of the common woman has shifted more towards electronics as opposed to jewelry.
[Steps back in character and runs out of the thread]

You know, I'm always a bit startled when I'm reminded that some people really do think all women want their guys to buy them that sort of crap.

Screw that. If my guy wants to buy me presents - and he's really not required to - I'd rather he get me something I can use, not some friggin' bracelet I'll never even wear. (And, honestly, even if I were dating a millionaire, being given a car would just kinda creep me out.) :p
I hear you. I *love* receiving little presents every now and again that show me my partner of whichever gender has been thinking of me (like in that one of his few shining moments, my current partner brought me a hideous cup they gave away at some trucking event thingy because "Well, umm, I know it's really stupid and all, but it does have an Elk on it and I thought of you..") (and what I love even more is finding little notes), but I get freaked out by gifts where there's actually seizable amounts of money involved.

The best gift ever having been given by a partner watches over my every post.

I hear you. I *love* receiving little presents every now and again that show me my partner of whichever gender has been thinking of me (like in that one of his few shining moments, my current partner brought me a hideous cup they gave away at some trucking event thingy because "Well, umm, I know it's really stupid and all, but it does have an Elk on it and I thought of you..") (and what I love even more is finding little notes), but I get freaked out by gifts where there's actually seizable amounts of money involved.

The best gift ever having been given by a partner watches over my every post.

Exactly! "I saw this random little thing you would like, so I got it for you" gifts are the best ever. "Okay, it's Valentine's Day or something, so I bought you some expensive crap like the commercials told me to" gifts are really not.

Haha.

I do really like that song, but I'm not so good as the girls from the video at "detached hip oscillation" rather than "really dorky dancing around the room and singing along." :P

Great...drunk girls are easier than pretentious snooty make-up counter girls.

I don't think you responded last time so I am going to say it again, you remind me of McLovin.Epic win.

So, my nation died...and I went to the World After.

And the choirs of angels greeted me, and with warming torches lit my path through the darkness...

And I halted, saying "Wait, I must tell her farewell, I must go back"

And the angel, a first among equals, came forward, and somberely told me the price...that Heaven is not gladly kept waiting, that invitations to Paradise are not to be compared to the mere poetries of enamored men.

I could turn, the Messenger told me, and go back, once more, for the briefest moment, to tell you Goodbye. But the price would be Nothingness...

"You must learn," the Messenger said, "to say what you need to say while you still draw breath."

And because I failed to do that, it would be the spending of my soul entire to come back and tell you, and the Elysian Fields would forever be closed to me, and in exchange for my Unmaking, I could send you one more post, Nanatsu no Tsuki.

You're my Valentine.
You rock.
And ... get outta my head and get inta my car.
Or my belly. Whichever you land in first.

Somebody go get Nanatsu, Poliwanacraca, and Murv to put on the black mini dress with the slickback hair and detached hip oscillation....Awfuckyeah.
That's what we're here for.

I'm not terribly bitter about Valentine's Day this year, though, even if it seems I'll probably be spending it in front of my computer like most other Saturday nights. :)Cam-abled, of course? We can all be your ... valentine. :)

I may actually have one this year...strange, no?
Anyone from 'round these here parts?
*points*

Who is my Valentine?

MY WIFE!!!!!

This.

What are you suggesting?Celebrate With Cake!
Respect to da mama.

This.How long have you known Corny's wife? :confused:

February 14 is going to suck so much this year.:(You stop that, or no spanking for you!

I almost ended up in a corset.Well, that time, yeah.

Guinness and Lucky Strikes.

Oh, right. The bus that never comes.
I notice you aren't wearing any .... galoshes.
Galoshes.

I notice you aren't wearing any .... galoshes.
Galoshes.

Eskimos don't wear galoshes.

I notice you aren't wearing any .... galoshes.
Galoshes.Why would s/he...want to wear them? :eek:

Reeeeally.

*waggles brows*Oh, let's do.
It's a long walk, but I might make it.

Eskimos don't wear galoshes.They wear mukluks. MUKLUKS!
Say it.
Say it, louder.

Good, eh?

Why would s/he...want to wear them? :eek:
Ask about the corset, maybe, for perspective.

They wear mukluks. MUKLUKS!
Say it.
Say it, louder.

Good, eh?

Blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber. :)

Ask about the corset, maybe, for perspective.I pretty sure I don't want to know. I have the uncomfortable feeling that I might be finding out very soon, though.

Cam-abled, of course? We can all be your ... valentine. :)

I have no webcam, but I also did not technically say that someone wouldn't be on the other end of the internet with me. ;)

I pretty sure I don't want to know. I have the uncomfortable feeling that I might be finding out very soon, though.Well, comfort is most certainly important, to be sure.
*pops in breath mint*

I have no webcam, but I also did not technically say that someone wouldn't be on the other end of the internet with me. ;)Well, there ya go!
*grabs popcorn*
I always try to get the buttery kind.

Blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber. :)
Foible. You know, this is exactly the kind of thing that gets me to envision Sark in that corset. :)

You know what, that totally sounds not like what i thought it would, but i'll allow it anyway.

Foible. You know, this is exactly the kind of thing that gets me to envision Sark in that corset. :)

You know what, that totally sounds not like what i thought it would, but i'll allow it anyway.

I think poor Sark just got called fat. Hehe. :p

Well, comfort is most certainly important, to be sure.
*pops in breath mint*...I suppose.
>.>
<.<

I think poor Sark just got called fat. Hehe. :p
Most of him is not fat at all. He's in good shape.
... that's what i meant by not sounding the way i thought it would.

Most of him is not fat at all. He's in good shape.
... that's what i meant by not sounding the way i thought it would.

I figured. :tongue:

i am 16 and i dont have a valentine i move alot so i hardly have time to fall in love i acually loth valentines day and the rest of febuary i just wish it didn't even exist and another thing is that now a days love is spelled with a dollar sight ''LO$V£ u aint loaded you aint good enof in all i guess u could say i am the scrouge of valetines day or the huchback of wisconsin

...I suppose.
>.>
<.<
Yay!

i am 16 and i dont have a valentine i move alot so i hardly have time to fall in love i acually loth valentines day and the rest of febuary i just wish it didn't even exist and another thing is that now a days love is spelled with a dollar sight ''LO$V£ u aint loaded you aint good enof in all i guess u could say i am the scrouge of valetines day or the huchback of wisconsin

Just remember kids - there are no children on the internet. They're all FBI agents.

Just remember kids - there are no children on the internet. They're all FBI agents.Like Dana Scully, or like Fox Mulder?
*thinks about tattoos*

Yay!Don't gloat too much. ;)

like care all life is that you live reporduce and die and no i am not no emo teeni bopper or rebel i just HATE valentines day

like care all life is that you live reporduce and die and no i am not no emo teeni bopper or rebel i just HATE valentines day
Somebody needs a fluffle.
... but, since there *are* FBI agents everywhere, i'm just going to have to leave that at hollow talk and no action. :(

Don't gloat too much. ;)I'll be sure to exaggerate about it 'round the water cooler at work. Nothing personal, i do that with all my conquests.

it kinda ticks me of that 60% of all media is love rellated

it kinda ticks me of that 60% of all media is love rellated
If you want to call it "love", sure.

I'll be sure to exaggerate about it 'round the water cooler at work. Nothing personal, i do that with all my conquests.Might not want to do that, I'm only questionably legal. ;)

Might not want to do that, I'm only questionably legal. ;)I'll be sure to exaggerate your age as well. I usually do, one way or t'other.

Its almost Valentine's day people! Yeah sure its not a real holiday per say but its still fun, so who is your Valentine this year?

My wife.

like care all life is that you live reporduce and die and no i am not no emo teeni bopper or rebel i just HATE valentines day

If it's any consolation, I'm not a fan of valentine's day either.

In fact, I hate most holidays in general.

I'm such a killjoy.

I'll be sure to exaggerate your age as well. I usually do, one way or t'other.Gotcha. :p

First time in quite some time that it's not a human being--although it feels awfully demanding and needy sometimes, especially lately...


...that's right, it's my masters program.

Oh, did I mention that I'm in an abusive relationship with my masters program?

Solo for the last 20 years. Bah, I'll just listen to my cats complain that I'm not feeding them enough.

Oh, did I mention that I'm in an abusive relationship with my masters program?

I see my book on total domination in the relationship is selling well. I call it the "Galloism's Master's Program - Phase 1". As with all self-help books, to improve further, you must buy the sequel.

Oh, did I mention that I'm in an abusive relationship with my masters program?As with all relationships of that particular nature ... until you master it, you remain the slave.
Or is this just master-batory material for thought?

SaintB :)

Hey its better than nothing! :)

i am 16 and i dont have a valentine i move alot so i hardly have time to fall in love i acually loth valentines day and the rest of febuary i just wish it didn't even exist and another thing is that now a days love is spelled with a dollar sight ''LO$V£ u aint loaded you aint good enof in all i guess u could say i am the scrouge of valetines day or the huchback of wisconsin

For sarcasm I score this a 7
For Spelling a 3
For Teenage angst I score this with an 8

Overall for Teenage Angsty posting: 6

I have no webcam, but I also did not technically say that someone wouldn't be on the other end of the internet with me. ;)

Webcam or no I just wanna talk! :D

You stop that, or no spanking for you!

Awww... I thought that if I moped some more, I would get a nice spanking.:(

The lights are on, but you're not home...and your mind...is not your own.

Somebody go get Nanatsu, Poliwanacraca, and Murv to put on the black mini dress with the slickback hair and detached hip oscillation....

.... what?

Well, I got dumped last week, but I'm going to a good party that night so I don't particularly care - and I have a lot of work to do, anyway.

Past Valentine's Days, when with someone, have not gone swimmingly, either.

Awww... I thought that if I moped some more, I would get a nice spanking.:(

I am well prepared to step in on this one.

http://www.handplait.com/images/whipII031104.jpg

I am well prepared to step in on this one.

http://www.handplait.com/images/whipII031104.jpg

You must, definitely, marry me.:eek:

Definately ali walters

My valentine is my girlfriend. She won't get anything on Valentine's Day, but I will be doing homework so we can have our first date the next day without the cloud of unfinished lab reports over my head.

In the words of the late, great Ebenezer Scrooge, "Bah, humbug." *Eats candy hearts.*

In the words of the late, great Ebenezer Scrooge, "Bah, humbug." *Eats candy hearts.*

Bah, humbug! *eats human hearts*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GluCM_ggMvw

I have three.

Two of them are getting a box of chocolate with some pieces replaced with bags of weed, and a bouquet of roses with a few Green Games shoved in it.

The other is getting roses and maybe a pack of cigarettes.

I have three.

Two of them are getting a box of chocolate with some pieces replaced with bags of weed, and a bouquet of roses with a few Green Games shoved in it.

The other is getting roses and maybe a pack of cigarettes.

Oh, Ruffy! You shouldn't have!:fluffle:

My Valentine is of course, the woman I love. Who else would it be? <.<

My Valentine is of course, the woman I love. Who else would it be? <.<

It could be your mum, you know. >.>

My Valentine is of course, the woman I love. Who else would it be? <.<

I thought vampires were cold hearted.

It could be your mum, you know. >.>

O.o

Erm, no.

I thought vampires were cold hearted.

But hot-blooded. *nods*

But hot-blooded. *nods*

That's called "lust" friend.

That's called "lust" friend.

Ditto.

That's called "lust" friend.

Both love and lust with me my friend.

No Valentine, as I see no reason why I should feel more love towards my partner on one day more than any other.

Now to find that partner :(

Both love and lust with me my friend.

You're young yet. You're confusing them.

You're young yet. You're confusing them.

*Sigh* Hopewrecker. :(

*Sigh* Hopewrecker. :(

Come sit on Uncle Vader's lap. Now, when a man loves a woman... *drones on*

Come sit on Uncle Vader's lap. Now, when a man loves a woman... *drones on*

Why would I sit on your lap? Don't know where it's been... <.<

Why would I sit on your lap? Don't know where it's been... <.<

Lots of places over the years.

Why would I sit on your lap? Don't know where it's been... <.<

In my belly. Uncle has that bad habit.:(

Lots of places over the years.

I bet. O.o

In my belly. Uncle has that bad habit.:(

My lap's been in your belly? *tries to imagine the scenario that results in that* AHHHH!!!!!! *jumps out of a 20th story window*

My lap's been in your belly? *tries to imagine the scenario that results in that* AHHHH!!!!!! *jumps out of a 20th story window*

And so passes the Lord of the Sith. He went mad.

May Elune rest his soul.

May Elune rest his soul.

Are uz a WOW player? :p

Are uz a WOW player? :p

From time to time :p

From time to time :p

I knew it. :p

*Has a lvl 80 Warlock and lvl 75 Paladin* <.<

My lap's been in your belly? *tries to imagine the scenario that results in that* AHHHH!!!!!! *jumps out of a 20th story window*

He committed suicide?:eek:

I knew it. :p

*Has a lvl 80 Warlock and lvl 75 Paladin* <.<

...

lvl 19 paladin, lvl 8 hunter, and lvl 11 paladin atm xD

In my belly. Uncle has that bad habit.:(

I don't want to think about, what happened, when it came in contact with stomach acids.

I may not play WOW, but my EVE character can probably defeat all your characters at the same time.

...

lvl 19 paladin, lvl 8 hunter, and lvl 11 paladin atm xD

O.o

Try a Warlock. :p

Anyway, back on topic...

We mourn the passing of Gallosim...

I may not play WOW, but my EVE character can probably defeat all your characters at the same time.

Considering you could simply bombard their planet from space?

And Nerdom has come unto us all!!!

O.o

Try a Warlock. :p

Anyway, back on topic...

We mourn the passing of Gallosim...

Was that the topic? I forgot.

Was that the topic? I forgot.

I think it was... wasn't it? <.<

Was that the topic? I forgot.

I'll miss you, my sadistic Uncle.:(

And Nerdom has come unto us all!!!

Not nerds, geeks! <_<

I'll miss you, my sadistic Uncle.:(

I'm like the perverted uncle no one talks about.

I'm like the perverted uncle no one talks about.

You always came into my room at night for cuddles... <.<

Considering you could simply bombard their planet from space?

Not quite from space, but my Drake can hit targets at ranges beyond 60km. So pretty much, yeah.

You always came into my room at night for cuddles... <.<

Wasn't my fault you dressed like a girl all the time. I was clearly tricked.

You always came into my room at night for cuddles... <.<

If I recall correctly, those weren't cuddles, Zero-kun....

Wasn't my fault you dressed like a girl all the time. I was clearly tricked.

I wanted the compensation payout.

You always came into my room at night for cuddles... <.<

Aaand I leave this thread. Now.

Aaand I leave this thread. Now.

Win. XD

Win. XD

We're driving people away. Did you forget to shower again?

We're driving people away. Did you forget to shower again?

You have failed me for the last time Elmo.

We're driving people away. Did you forget to shower again?

He did.

*goes PUFF*

He did.

*goes PUFF*

*gets out the water hose*

Who first?

*gets out the water hose*

Who first?

*hooks up the hose to a vat of holy water*

VKZ is the stinky one.

*hooks up the hose to a vat of holy water*

VKZ is the stinky one.

Bastard. -.-

We're driving people away. Did you forget to shower again?

It's the level of wierdness that drives them away.

It's the level of wierdness that drives them away.

I know. I need to get my dosage checked. :p

*hooks up the hose to a vat of holy water*

VKZ is the stinky one.

*sprays down VKZ after blessing the water to remove the holiness*

It's the level of wierdness that drives them away.

If it's not enough, we can raise it a notch or two.

If it's not enough, we can raise it a notch or two.

Can we?

YES, WE CAN!

And Nerdom has come unto us all!!!
...it ever left...?

Can we?

YES, WE CAN!

Wierdness you can believe in!

Mine is my fiance, i guess.

Mine is my fiance, i guess.

I am sure they will appreciate the enthusiasm with which you say that.

I am sure they will appreciate the enthusiasm with which you say that.

Don't get me wrong, i love her. But she is demanding and is really into Valentines day. She'll be expecting lots.

My Valentine is of course, the woman I love. Who else would it be? <.<

It could be your mum, you know. >.>

No that's my Valentine.

No that's my Valentine.

VKZ's mom is your valentine?

Sex isn't hard to get. I therefore see no reason why I should compromise my requirements in order to get it

And I'm sure on your salary you can find the best prostitutes in the USA. :tongue:

Not hard to get if you know where the brothels are. :)

VKZ's mom is your valentine?

And last horse over the line is Galloism.

And last horse over the line is Galloism.

No, I mean... are you willing to wait in line that long? Last year there were people stretched around the block. They didn't all get done until April 3rd.

No, I mean... are you willing to wait in line that long? Last year there were people stretched around the block. They didn't all get done until April 3rd.

Oh I know I was there.

And you were too, in fact I have a picture of it.

http://www.originalprop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/darth-vader-02-x800.jpg

...it ever left...?

For a moment there I thought so. I am a hopeless romantic, aren't I?:(

Hey its better than nothing! :)
hell yeah, and i want a mashed potato doughnut with toffee.<.<
what do you want?

hell yeah, and i want a mashed potato doughnut with toffee.<.<
what do you want?

A decent days sleep.

For a moment there I thought so. I am a hopeless romantic, aren't I?:(
Isn't that the idea behind this thread, somewhat?
Keep the faith. :)

Isn't that the idea behind this thread, somewhat?
Keep the faith. :)

I think I know who will be my Valentine this year.

A bottle of expensive wine. *nod*:tongue:

My valentine is the object of my affection. I wonder if she knows...

My valentine is the object of my affection. I wonder if she knows...Perhaps you should have her name tattooed across your forehead and do something to get on the local news, with a picture?

I think I know who will be my Valentine this year.

A bottle of expensive wine. *nod*:tongue:That's keeping the faith, alright ... almost everyone else here's also gonna get soused.

EDIT: This does remind me, however, of a conversation i had a while back that had the quote, and i quote,
That's the coolest thing I've ever heard.

That's keeping the faith, alright ... almost everyone else here's also gonna get soused.

I'm "soused" right now!

I'm "soused" right now!That makes you then, by default, one of my valentines.

That makes you then, by default, one of my valentines.

Hope you're cute.

Hope you're cute.No need for hope. Obviously, the more you drink, the cuter i get.

No need for hope. Obviously, the more you drink, the cuter i get.

This is empirically true. However, I just need to know how much I'm going to have to drink to you up to an acceptable cuteness level. Ergo, I need to know where I'm starting from.

This is empirically true. However, I just need to know how much I'm going to have to drink to you up to an acceptable cuteness level. Ergo, I need to know where I'm starting from.

And this is why I shall never drink.

This is empirically true. However, I just need to know how much I'm going to have to drink to you up to an acceptable cuteness level. Ergo, I need to know where I'm starting from.Whatever strange meaning there is in it, you had already been drinking, as you'd pointed out. It kinda starts there.
I can recommend some good drinks, though. Fire Water chased with White Zinfandel. :)

And this is why I shall never drink.

And for this you will miss certain essential life experiences. For one, waking up with a giant headache, and, as soon as you adjust to that, looking over and seeing who's in bed with you. This is followed by the cardiac arrest, ride in an ambulance, stay in the hospital...

And for this you will miss certain essential life experiences. For one, waking up with a giant headache, and, as soon as you adjust to that, looking over and seeing who's in bed with you. This is followed by the cardiac arrest, ride in an ambulance, stay in the hospital...

Small sacrifices for the overall good *nods*

And for this you will miss certain essential life experiences. For one, waking up with a giant headache, and, as soon as you adjust to that, looking over and seeing who's in bed with you. This is followed by the cardiac arrest, ride in an ambulance, stay in the hospital...

And how many people have you placed in hospital Galloism? You must have the ambo's on stand by when every blue moon you bring one back to your place. :p

Its almost Valentine's day people! Yeah sure its not a real holiday per say but its still fun, so who is your Valentine this year?

Mine is my mother, her birthday coincides with Valentine's so she gets it no matter what. I don't have anyone else to be one this year.

Mine is Alex.

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...
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Alexander Keith's that is. Hence, I'm making angry posts in NSG.

And how many people have you placed in hospital Galloism? You must have the ambo's on stand by when every blue moon you bring one back to your place. :p

I mean that I...

That she...

Shit. I walked into that.

Its almost Valentine's day people! Yeah sure its not a real holiday per say but its still fun, so who is your Valentine this year?


Fuck that noise. I'll be single on Valentine's Day for the first time in more than a decade, and I'm looking forward to it.

And how many people have you placed in hospital Galloism? You must have the ambo's on stand by when every blue moon you bring one back to your place. :p

Galloism has Blue Moon? *Goes back to his place.*

A decent days sleep.

oh, i sort of meant something i can give you.
hows about a bicycle?

It's per se, people. Latin. per say doesn't mean anything! :mad:Sure it does. You know how someone can has his or her say, right? So a say is apparently something. Which means you could start a business producing says, where you pay your workers $5 per say. Voila!

:rolleyes:
Deny men of sex for a week and see who dominates.That just leads to men going around trying to take over the world, because they haven't a better outlet for their frustration. As a matter of fact* that's how we ended up with the whole patriarchy fiasco. So, yeah, we saw who dominated. ;)


*Almost certainly a lie

oh, i sort of meant something i can give you.
hows about a bicycle?

Hmm, a bicycle works! Of course you could give me something that helps on the sleep angle too like a bottle of booze :p.

I mean that I...

That she...

Shit. I walked into that.

:D A bit harsher than what I would normally say (but still have the same point) but yeah I was in a prick mood last night.

Galloism has Blue Moon? *Goes back to his place.*

Galloism, you better thank me for being such a good wing man for you.

:D A bit harsher than what I would normally say (but still have the same point) but yeah I was in a prick mood last night.

Nah, I recognize a good insult and appreciate one well done.

Galloism, you better thank me for being such a good wing man for you.

Excellent. I do actually have blue moon in the fridge, ironically enough. It's a really good beer.

Nah, I recognize a good insult and appreciate one well done.

Cool

Excellent. I do actually have blue moon in the fridge, ironically enough. It's a really good beer.

Wait it is a beer? So that's how you get your conquests, plaster them with beer before dragging them into bed. Perhaps chuck a few ruffies in as well. :p

Wait it is a beer? So that's how you get your conquests, plaster them with beer before dragging them into bed. Perhaps chuck a few ruffies in as well. :p

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
1862? Oh please, it helped the Egyptians get pissed up and shag their pals :tongue:

http://chogeyunited.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/beer_goggles3.jpg

1862? Oh please, it helped the Egyptians get pissed up and shag their pals :tongue:

Why else would Cleopatra hook up with Mark Antony?