NationStates Jolt Archive

No, let's.

I think it is our duty, when a thread is so close to the line of being locked as "blog" ... to push it one way or the other.

I offer one piece of sincere advice to Black Kids: talk to someone who actually knows you, and knows the girl. Even the most sincere advice from internet strangers is worthless, since the fact that they're socializing online proves that they're not much good at it in real life.

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*cough* search the forum for "Tijuana" *cough*

Right-o, Bunny-sama.

I'm seeing double. It's late. What am I doing here?:eek:

I doubt I'd meet that weird/interesting goth girl during volunteer work though. :p

Local hot topic store?

Right-o, Bunny-sama.

I'm seeing double. It's late. What am I doing here?:eek:

You missed me :fluffle:

Maybe you should get to bed, you do have to work tomorow don't you?

Local hot topic store?

Helping burn one down is volunteer work.

Right-o, Bunny-sama.

I'm seeing double. It's late. What am I doing here?:eek:

What time is it in your corner of the world?

Who's Weird?!

Damn you caught me, I most certainly am wierd.

In Spain? LATE

You missed me :fluffle:

Maybe you should get to bed, you do have to work tomorow don't you?

I miss youuuuuuu, B-tan!:fluffle:

I have the day off, thankfully. Long live the 3 Wise Men's Day!!!

What time is it in your corner of the world?

It's 8:19 in L.A.

Damn you caught me, I most certainly am wierd.

Preach to the Choir!

Lalala.

What time is it in your corner of the world?

It's almost 6 in the morning.

I miss youuuuuuu, B-tan!:fluffle:

I have the day off, thankfully. Long live the 3 Wise Men's Day!!!

Yeah, ok good point. But still, you go to bed now ther eis a good chance you can talk to me after you wake up and before I go to bed :D.

It's almost 6 in the morning.

And you've just pulled an all-nighter, or just woken up? Either way I feel for you

Preach to the Choir!

Brothers and sisters, can you SEEE whats comin' to da world?

I miss youuuuuuu, B-tan!:fluffle:

I have the day off, thankfully. Long live the 3 Wise Men's Day!!!

I'm on to Japan Tomorrow, lucky one.

Do you love yourself all night long?

Do you love yourself in the morning too?
Do you love yourself when you're old,
Love yourself when you're feeling blue?
Do you love yourself when when you're cold
And buried, and the funeral bill is due?

And you've just pulled an all-nighter, or just woken up? Either way I feel for you

An all-nighter and I will suffer the consequences later on.:(

B-tan, I'll talk to thee later!:)

I'm on to Japan Tomorrow, lucky one.

Do not, under any circumstance, buy used panties from the vending machines!:eek2:

I'm a volunteer type person!

Only women I ever meet while volunteering are teenagers, usually 14-15, or older women 35-60.

Go a threesome. On the average, it's not pervy at all.

Do not, under any circumstance, buy used panties from the vending machines!:eek2:

Sound advice. The Marine Corpse might try to kick you out for being a pedophile.

So let me get this straight, you need help with a girl and you asked a forum of dysfunctional armchair philosophers on the internet?

Go a threesome. On the average, it's not pervy at all.

lol and I'll remember not to buy any used panties.

Go a threesome. On the average, it's not pervy at all.

I can't even concieve of anyone under 18 as attractive. Got no problem with older women though really.

So let me get this straight, you need help with a girl and you asked a forum of dysfunctional armchair philosophers on the internet?

Is that a problem?

I'm off to sleep. With light. Uuungh! Serves me right for staying up all night. Anyways, NSG, boas noites!!!

So let me get this straight, you need help with a girl and you asked a forum of dysfunctional armchair philosophers on the internet?

You're LAAAAAAAATE!!!!!

So let me get this straight, you need help with a girl and you asked a forum of dysfunctional armchair philosophers on the internet?

And 19 pages of Hilarity ensues.

So let me get this straight, you need help with a girl and you asked a forum of dysfunctional armchair philosophers on the internet?

Its okay, we're almost done sorting out the Middle East problem, so we have time.

How often do you beat her?

Too often. Slut never listens.

I can't even concieve of anyone under 18 as attractive. Got no problem with older women though really.

I'll bone anything. ;)

Its okay, we're almost done sorting out the Middle East problem, so we have time.

I gave up on that.

Do not, under any circumstance, buy used panties from the vending machines!:eek2:

Used??!

Too often. Slut never listens.

She doesn't know what you're saying, she doesn't speak English.

Didn't you read the manual?

Used??!

You missed that thread?

Do not, under any circumstance, buy used panties from the vending machines!:eek2:

*nod* They're fake.

Brand new panties, quick spray with a mixture of civet musk and milk whey. Total rip off.

Used??!

Cringe in fear! Yup, used. I'll elaborate later or you can ask any of the Nihon-takus around the forum for more information.

Oyasumi, minna!!!

I'll bone anything. ;)

Cuz your a Jew.

*nod* They're fake.

Brand new panties, quick spray with a mixture of civet musk and milk whey. Total rip off.

I would be curious to know why you know that..

Cuz your a Jew.

I won't argue. ;)

yeah... i think i'm done with this thread.

good luck with the girl!

I would be curious to know why you know that..

Bunny-sama knows many ODD things. *nod*

*nod* They're fake.

Brand new panties, quick spray with a mixture of civet musk and milk whey. Total rip off.

It sounds more expensive to fake than to just do.

I would be curious to know why you know that..

No Chocolate?!

Cringe in fear! Yup, used. I'll elaborate later or you can ask any of the Nihon-takus around the forum for more information.

Oyasumi, minna!!!

GOOD NIGHT Natsu. :mad:

It sounds more expensive to fake than to just do.

This leads to an interesting economical discussion about the market price of various bodily fluids VS the market price of milk whey and civet musk. Put on your British accents anyone.

Wow, just wow.

Its okay, we're almost done sorting out the Middle East problem, so we have time.

"Almost"?? No it's done.

Human nature is what you think it is. It's would all be puppies and rainbows in the Middle East, if only we stopped watching or reading the news.

If only this breakthrough in sociology had been made back in the 1930's, people would think "nazi" was some kind of fried dish.

milk whey is expensive and I'm Jewish. I'll take the dirty underwear.

What does that trash icon mean?

What does that trash icon mean?

Who knows, test it out.

Wow, just wow.

Nationstates is like a fractal extrapolation. After several cycles, a thread about your love life naturally turned into a comparison of high end dairy byproducts to vaginal excretions.

You're LAAAAAAAATE!!!!!
Whatever you say Jarhead

What does that trash icon mean?

Deleted posts.


I am outta here kiddos, I have to step out of the office and I don't think NSG is on my itinerary for the rest of the evening.

Nationstates is like a fractal extrapolation. After several cycles, a thread about your love life naturally turned into a comparison of high end dairy byproducts to vaginal excretions.

That's how my dates typicaly end...

Is that a problem?

I'm off to sleep. With light. Uuungh! Serves me right for staying up all night. Anyways, NSG, boas noites!!!
I can only think of over 9000 places for better advice

Weel thare's yer gawd dang problem init? Chicks smell fear, and dig testosterone. Drink more beer, buy a 4x4, watch a whole hell of a lot of football or NASCAR and light your farts on fire. Trust me. ;)

...you forgot "grow a mullet, wear lots of camo and stop shaving."

It sounds more expensive to fake than to just do.

Civets aren't that hard to keep. Schoolgirls, however, have an annoying tendency to spoil the product with deodorant and such, and in any case grow up.

I'm done spamming now. I have a tree to rewire, and some utility poles to fell.

Nationstates is like a fractal extrapolation. After several cycles, a thread about your love life naturally turned into a comparison of high end dairy byproducts to vaginal excretions.

Wow, that cheers me up. I still don't get why they have that though!

Whatever you say Jarhead

Jarhead is obsolete. We're Leatherneks again. :)

Wow, that cheers me up. I still don't get why they have that though!

In the neighborhood I lived in over in Japan, there was a clothing store called Sperm.

Wow, that cheers me up. I still don't get why they have that though!

If that cheers you up, then you need to hear more about my life...

Too often. Slut never listens.
You have to get the Slovedonian brides with submissiveness V2.1

In the neighborhood I lived in over in Japan, there was a clothing store called Sperm.

I would definetely shop there!

Jarhead is obsolete. We're Leatherneks again. :)
Oh, leatherneks to block the mosquitoes there?

In the neighborhood I lived in over in Japan, there was a clothing store called Sperm.

Bad translations run rampant in all the Asian countries, but that one is... exceptional... have you ever seen the photo of the store entitled "SOUP. Performance Feminism Fashion"

Bad translations run rampant in all the Asian countries, but that one is... exceptional... have you ever seen the photo of the store entitled "SOUP. Performance Feminism Fashion"

Heh, how about "Enjoy the Sock and Inner Style!"

Thats it, I'm getting off this thread to move on to another one.

Oh, leatherneks to block the mosquitoes there?

It helps lol

I'm off to bed, maybe talk tomorrow.

Heh, how about "Enjoy the Sock and Inner Style!"

One of my favorite mistranslations of all time, hailing from Mexico: "The internet cost $5.00 every 20 min, only put a 5 pesos coin on the slut next to the screen"

One of my favorite mistranslations of all time, hailing from Mexico: "The internet cost $5.00 every 20 min, only put a 5 pesos coin on the slut next to the screen"

A sign I saw in Chiba: "For the restroom, go back around and in to your behind"

You can't MAKE someone love you.
Isn't that the point of whole dating thing?

Well, unless you do it for cuddling and nookie that is.

Haha, I like how the first few pages of this thread was actually fairly constructive, and then it all degenerated into spam. :P

What's funny is that the topic instructs everyone to get girlfriends as that would help this person. He was calling you all nerds.

Haha, I like how the first few pages of this thread was actually fairly constructive, and then it all degenerated into spam. :P

That's NSG for you! :D

What's funny is that the topic instructs everyone to get girlfriends as that would help this person. He was calling you all nerds.

ROFL! Sooo sigged!

Kryozerkia was doing his job and he had to close my last Thread. I respect that. I need help, really. I'm still in love with someone who cares nothing for me. I always have problems approaching people because I have a fear of rejection. How can I change? Please help me.

Black Kids, from all the tales that I have heard of relationships from both males and females, I have come to a simple conclusion - don't waste your time with relationships and instead use that time, money and energy into doing something that interests you, or something that may one day benefit mankind.

Black Kids, from all the tales that I have heard of relationships from both males and females, I have come to a simple conclusion - don't waste your time with relationships and instead use that time, money and energy into doing something that interests you, or something that may one day benefit mankind.

This, fuck.

GOOD NIGHT Natsu. :mad:

Iz j00s mad at teh Nanatsu?!:eek:

They really need to just lock and delete useless threads like this.

They really need to just lock and delete useless threads like this.

Why, because Kimchi says so?:rolleyes:

Why, because Kimchi says so?:rolleyes:

Because they're everywhere in every forum...

Because giving the guy any advice isn't going to work...

Because the internet doesn't help with social problems? I think it does the opposite.

Kryozerkia was doing his job and he had to close my last Thread. I respect that. I need help, really. I'm still in love with someone who cares nothing for me. I always have problems approaching people because I have a fear of rejection. How can I change? Please help me.

My advice, as someone who's been there, done that, and is still insane: Forget them. If you stay "in love" with someone who doesn't care about you, you will be so screwed over it's not even funny (points to myself) Take a break from relationships, or just talk to whatever girls/guys you like socially at first.

If you love something, set it free. If it returns, set it on fire. *nod*

I think George Carlin said that.

Boo.
- dramatic pause -
Hoo.

Be a man and get over it. You'll probably find this novelty of being a man quite useful in your future. If you find yourself sulking/whining/etc, you might be doing it wrong.

Hotwife's opinion seconded.

Mods, it's time to lock my thread. It's utter crap now.

If you love something, set it free. If it returns, set it on fire. *nod*

I think George Carlin said that.

To quote a friend of mine, "If you love your penis, let it go". The addition of the fire line worries me in this context.

Locked by OP's request.