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The Jaran Peoples
04-11-2008, 03:15
A curious combination when you think abut it.

Who has LESS abortions than homosexuals?
Gay Eunuchs:fluffle::)
Sarkhaan
04-11-2008, 03:15
Your argument would make sense except who are all these doctors, these abortion doctors? Homosexuals, that's right - or working for them. So in fact, international homosexuality is responsible for the industrialized murder of innocent, free-market children!
And here I thought that was the Jews...
Saige Dragon
04-11-2008, 03:17
You're only making this worse for yourself.

Damnit, I was hoping to be the Roddy Piper of the 21st century.
Pirated Corsairs
04-11-2008, 03:17
And here I thought that was the Jews...

The jews are just a front for the Illuminati, who are in turn a front for the space lizards, who are the front for the Gay, who control everything.
Yootopia
04-11-2008, 03:17
I love NSG
It's not mutual. *glares*
JuNii
04-11-2008, 03:17
What did I say about deception. C'mon.

You obviously didn't read the 101 things to remember about being an evil overlord.

the manical laugh is supposed to be distracting to the one laughing.

so by doing the laugh, you'll lull them into a false sense of security! ;)
The Jaran Peoples
04-11-2008, 03:19
someday we are going to find that the matrix was right
Knights of Liberty
04-11-2008, 03:20
someday we are going to find that the matrix was right

You killed it.
JuNii
04-11-2008, 03:22
You Lie
...

if I never said it before...

You rock! :D
Yootopia
04-11-2008, 03:23
Man, being a fascist demagogue was actually pretty fun. Maybe I'll do it again some time.

*edits*

And thank you kindly, mods, for not closing this.
UpwardThrust
04-11-2008, 03:23
...

if I never said it before...

You rock! :D
I earn my keep ;)
New Manvir
04-11-2008, 03:25
The jews are just a front for the Illuminati, who are in turn a front for the space lizards, who are the front for the Gay, who control everything.

You forgot Crab People. They're disguised as the gays.
Katganistan
04-11-2008, 03:32
i dont like gays or abortions
Don't have either, then.
Pirated Corsairs
04-11-2008, 03:40
You forgot Crab People. They're disguised as the gays.

How could I have forgotten?!
Reploid Productions
04-11-2008, 03:49
18 pages later, and now I've got a headache ... But also some great quotes for my quote file!

Sounds like most of the fun is over for the night until our spelling-impaired troll gets back from "checking his email." Clearly a euphemism for something obscene and vile. Clearly. *nods sagely*
Yootopia
04-11-2008, 03:50
Sounds like most of the fun is over for the night until our spelling-impaired troll gets back from "checking his email." Clearly a euphemism for something obscene and vile. Clearly. *nods sagely*
A shame :(
Muravyets
04-11-2008, 03:51
18 pages later, and now I've got a headache ... But also some great quotes for my quote file!

Sounds like most of the fun is over for the night until our spelling-impaired troll gets back from "checking his email." Clearly a euphemism for something obscene and vile. Clearly. *nods sagely*
Clearly. Especially since KoL emailed him all those gay porn links. ;)
Sarkhaan
04-11-2008, 03:51
18 pages later, and now I've got a headache ... But also some great quotes for my quote file!

Sounds like most of the fun is over for the night until our spelling-impaired troll gets back from "checking his email." Clearly a euphemism for something obscene and vile. Clearly. *nods sagely*

I knew it...he's having gay abortions.
Yootopia
04-11-2008, 03:53
Clearly. Especially since KoL emailed him all those gay porn links. ;)
Yeah, and he's on a few mailing lists too :)
Knights of Liberty
04-11-2008, 03:55
Clearly. Especially since KoL emailed him all those gay porn links. ;)

Muwhahahaha.
UpwardThrust
04-11-2008, 03:56
Clearly. Especially since KoL emailed him all those gay porn links. ;)

Unlikely

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14164886&postcount=254

In case it is unclear in the smtpdiag the posted address was not real
Knights of Liberty
04-11-2008, 03:58
Unlikely

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14164886&postcount=254

In case it is unclear in the smtpdiag the posted address was not real

Actually it was. He emailed me back:p
Floreria
04-11-2008, 04:08
i am old enough to vote why?

Scariest thing I read all day.

Also, LOLtroll.
Neesika
04-11-2008, 04:18
18 pages later, and now I've got a headache ... But also some great quotes for my quote file!



*is intrigued*
Geniasis
04-11-2008, 04:19
A curious combination when you think abut it.

Who has LESS abortions than homosexuals?

Fetuses?

The jews are just a front for the Illuminati, who are in turn a front for the space lizards, who are the front for the Gay, who control everything.

Someone needs a history lesson, I think.

First, it's important to understand that there there isn't really a Jewish hive-mind. This misconception is due to the fact that there are only about six Jews in the word, the rest being replicas. The mistake is easy to make, since each replica is psychically linked to its progenitor. These replicas exist to serve as a facsimile existence while the six achieve their own goals: they plan to create a rip in the space-time continuum that they will use as a portal to the Holy Land, at the cost of our own universe.

The Illuminati caught on to this and, using the invading Space Lizards as a distraction formed a plan to stop them. The Illuminati agent, Adolf Hitler, was famously less than successful. Though the Jews were able to end World War II through their clever deception, they realized they were slowly losing ground to the Illuminati. In their desperation, they turned to a weapon they didn't fully understand and released the Gay into the atmosphere.

The Gay worked quickly, infecting all but one member of the Illuminati, Fred Phelps. Phelps was forced to euthanize his comrades before they finished transforming into sodomites. Phelps has since begun reforming the Illuminati under the name of the Westboro Baptist Church. Time, however, is running short as the Jews have finished the device with which they intend to break space-time...

...They have built the Large Hadron Collider.

I think that covers pretty much everything. Did I miss anything?
New Manvir
04-11-2008, 04:21
Someone needs a history lesson, I think.

First, it's important to understand that there there isn't really a Jewish hive-mind. This misconception is due to the fact that there are only about six Jews in the word, the rest being replicas. The mistake is easy to make, since each replica is psychically linked to its progenitor. These replicas exist to serve as a facsimile existence while the six achieve their own goals: they plan to create a rip in the space-time continuum that they will use as a portal to the Holy Land, at the cost of our own universe.

The Illuminati caught on to this and, using the invading Space Lizards as a distraction formed a plan to stop them. The Illuminati agent, Adolf Hitler, was famously less than successful. Though the Jews were able to end World War II through their clever deception, they realized they were slowly losing ground to the Illuminati. In their desperation, they turned to a weapon they didn't fully understand and released the Gay into the atmosphere.

The Gay worked quickly, infecting all but one member of the Illuminati, Fred Phelps. Phelps was forced to euthanize his comrades before they finished transforming into sodomites. Phelps has since begun reforming the Illuminati under the name of the Westboro Baptist Church. Time, however, is running short as the Jews have finished the device with which they intend to break space-time...

...They have built the Large Hadron Collider.

I think that covers pretty much everything. Did I miss anything?

Crab People, and Lord Xenu.
Floreria
04-11-2008, 04:29
Fetuses?



Someone needs a history lesson, I think.

First, it's important to understand that there there isn't really a Jewish hive-mind. This misconception is due to the fact that there are only about six Jews in the word, the rest being replicas. The mistake is easy to make, since each replica is psychically linked to its progenitor. These replicas exist to serve as a facsimile existence while the six achieve their own goals: they plan to create a rip in the space-time continuum that they will use as a portal to the Holy Land, at the cost of our own universe.

The Illuminati caught on to this and, using the invading Space Lizards as a distraction formed a plan to stop them. The Illuminati agent, Adolf Hitler, was famously less than successful. Though the Jews were able to end World War II through their clever deception, they realized they were slowly losing ground to the Illuminati. In their desperation, they turned to a weapon they didn't fully understand and released the Gay into the atmosphere.

The Gay worked quickly, infecting all but one member of the Illuminati, Fred Phelps. Phelps was forced to euthanize his comrades before they finished transforming into sodomites. Phelps has since begun reforming the Illuminati under the name of the Westboro Baptist Church. Time, however, is running short as the Jews have finished the device with which they intend to break space-time...

...They have built the Large Hadron Collider.

I think that covers pretty much everything. Did I miss anything?

That sounds like a possible passing grade.
Geniasis
04-11-2008, 04:30
Crab People, and Lord Xenu.

1. What do you think the six look like?

2. What do you think they call their leader (one of the six)?

See? It all ties nicely.
Reploid Productions
04-11-2008, 05:09
*is intrigued*
Since 1999, I've had a simple little chat room bot for the amusement of some friends on IRC. :D One of these amusements is the quote command, in which to bot selects a line at random from a large database of quotes (close to 250 pages long at last count) and posts it for one and all to see. :D

Several NS-quotes that made it into the file are also over on The Most Memorable Quotes of All Time (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=282493) thread. :D

Edit: Gee... how many more :Ds d'ya think I can fit into this post? ..... :D
Ardchoille
04-11-2008, 05:17
Dammit, to think I missed this just to watch the Melbourne Cup -- and my horse didn't even place. :(

You Yanks better not get your election wrong, y'hear? Or I'm gonna be terminally grumpy.
Sarkhaan
04-11-2008, 05:19
Dammit, to think I missed this just to watch the Melbourne Cup -- and my horse didn't even place. :(

You Yanks better not get your election wrong, y'hear?
It's our hot body, we'll do what we want.
Pirated Corsairs
04-11-2008, 05:20
Dammit, to think I missed this just to watch the Melbourne Cup -- and my horse didn't even place. :(

That's what you get for spending time away from NSG. *nod*


You Yanks better not get your election wrong, y'hear? Or I'm gonna be terminally grumpy.

We're trying our hardest. Hopefully, we'll manage to beat Diebold this year.
Knights of Liberty
04-11-2008, 05:21
Dammit, to think I missed this just to watch the Melbourne Cup -- and my horse didn't even place. :(

You Yanks better not get your election wrong, y'hear? Or I'm gonna be terminally grumpy.

Come over here and work your Mod magic and scaryness on McCain supporters.
UpwardThrust
04-11-2008, 05:22
Actually it was. He emailed me back:p

Suppose if it is new not all their primary SMTP servers will recognize the name.

Though I suppose they could be actually checking RDNS and as I was not actually coming from Gmails SMTP server it could have rejected based on that

Usually gives a different message in that case

Oh well
Gun Manufacturers
04-11-2008, 05:41
i am not a spammer, you delete my thread because you disagree with me

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9251/worthlessqi7.jpg

Honestly, what is this thread trying to accomplish?
Port Arcana
04-11-2008, 05:42
Oh my goodness. Did a troll really inspire 19 pages of dialogue?
Knights of Liberty
04-11-2008, 05:42
Oh my goodness. Did a troll really inspire 19 pages of dialogue?

Too fucking funny.
Ardchoille
04-11-2008, 08:05
Come over here and work your Mod magic and scaryness on McCain supporters.

Fair go, not all Republicans are scared of moderation ... :tongue:

Besides, if we use our Powahs for our own ends, our claws drop off.
Peisandros
04-11-2008, 15:13
Just for fun.
Callisdrun
04-11-2008, 15:18
i am not a spammer, you delete my thread because you disagree with me

This is a privately owned board. They can delete your threads just for fun if they like.
Exilia and Colonies
04-11-2008, 15:19
i am not a spammer, you delete my thread because you disagree with me

Is it just me or do all conservatrolls have massive victim complexes?
DrunkenDove
04-11-2008, 17:01
Oh my goodness. Did a troll really inspire 19 pages of dialogue?

Yay!
Callisdrun
04-11-2008, 17:21
Yay!

Successful troll was very successful indeed.
Peisandros
04-11-2008, 17:35
Thats why this was a fun thread to do a bit of diggin' on.
Ifreann
04-11-2008, 17:42
I have no idea what this thread is meant to be about.
Peisandros
04-11-2008, 17:45
The joys of 20 page spam in general.
Gravlen
04-11-2008, 18:20
20 pages of confused muddling! Just like the good ol' days of 2005 :D
Peisandros
04-11-2008, 18:23
20 pages of confused muddling! Just like the good ol' days of 2005 :D

I remember some of that, heh. :)

Just good quality nothing.
JuNii
04-11-2008, 18:26
Crab People, and Lord Xenu.

Crab People?!?!

*Gets drawn butter and lemon slices ready*

BRING IT ON!!!
Yootopia
04-11-2008, 20:18
I can confirm that his email address is correct, he sent me an email saying how smart and right I was :D
greed and death
04-11-2008, 20:20
It is impossible to vote wisely all Candidates are dumb asses.
Saige Dragon
04-11-2008, 20:22
Ha, it's still here. Unbelievable!
Euroslavia
04-11-2008, 20:36
This thread confuses me.


:fluffle:
No Names Left Damn It
04-11-2008, 20:47
i am not a spammer, you delete my thread because you disagree with me

Eh?
JuNii
04-11-2008, 20:51
This thread confuses me.


:fluffle:

well Euro... if you think about it... then you've put too much thought into this thread. :D
DrunkenDove
04-11-2008, 21:03
The only reasons people (including mods) are now posting in this thread is to express their puzzlement at it's purpose and continued existence. Given this, the fact that it's yet to be locked makes it smell like the mods are up to something! Wake up people! The Mod conspiracy is real. They can silence me, but they can't silence the truth!
JuNii
04-11-2008, 21:05
The only reasons people (including mods) are now posting in this thread is to express their puzzlement at it's purpose and continued existence. Given this, the fact that it's yet to be locked makes it smell like the mods are up to something! Wake up people! The Mod conspiracy is real. They can silence me, but they can't silence the truth!

>.>

<.<

only NOW you noticed?

btw... it's not just the MODS that are involved. ;)
CthulhuFhtagn
04-11-2008, 22:14
I have no idea what's going on.
Megaloria
04-11-2008, 22:19
I have no idea what's going on.

He's lying! Get him!
Ardchoille
04-11-2008, 22:31
btw... it's not just the MODS that are involved. ;)

I hope you are referring to Reppy. Because if not, I have to ask myself: WHAT (and, more importantly, WHO) DOES JUNII KNOW?

Are you suggesting Max Himself would ...?
UNIverseVERSE
04-11-2008, 22:36
I hope you are referring to Reppy. Because if not, I have to ask myself: WHAT (and, more importantly, WHO) DOES JUNII KNOW?

Are you suggesting Max Himself would ...?

Aha! I now have the last piece of the puzzle.

Observe, please:

--- NO CARRIER ---

THERE IS NO MOD CONSPIRACY. VINMB
JuNii
04-11-2008, 22:48
I hope you are referring to Reppy. Because if not, I have to ask myself: WHAT (and, more importantly, WHO) DOES JUNII KNOW?

Are you suggesting Max Himself would ...?

oops.... said too much already... don't hurt me Ard! :hail:
Exilia and Colonies
04-11-2008, 23:28
I'm just going to leave this here... Theres no Mod behind it or anything

http://www.vectordiary.com/isd_tutorials/005_curtain/curtain.jpg
Ifreann
04-11-2008, 23:37
Pay no attention to the [violet] behind the curtain!
DaWoad
04-11-2008, 23:53
I . . .am . . .so confused . . .. What happened and what does he mean by "you delete my thread because you disagree with me" you wha?
:S
New Manvir
04-11-2008, 23:56
I . . .am . . .so confused . . .. What happened and what does he mean by "you delete my thread because you disagree with me" you wha?
:S

Some troll. He made a thread that the Mods closed, so he made another one (this one). He was funny.
Katganistan
05-11-2008, 00:19
The only reasons people (including mods) are now posting in this thread is to express their puzzlement at it's purpose and continued existence. Given this, the fact that it's yet to be locked makes it smell like the mods are up to something! Wake up people! The Mod conspiracy is real. They can silence me, but they can't silence the truth!
Oh yes. We're so evil I helped you size your icon. :p
CHINGEYINABOTTLE
05-11-2008, 01:05
vote wisely
Hydesland
05-11-2008, 01:06
vote wisely

So what substance are you tripping on tonight then?
Exilia and Colonies
05-11-2008, 01:07
vote wisely

I'll vote as unwisely as I like...

Stupid holier than thou pro-democracy person...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-11-2008, 01:40
Think a lot of yourself, do you?:rolleyes:
The right to vote will be exercised by people as they see fit. You have no right to or pretensions to tell others how to exercise said right.
CHINGEYINABOTTLE
05-11-2008, 01:51
i can tell you how i want you to vote if i like, you are not too bright. but then again your probly a brainwashed obama voter so i cant expect you to know too much.
Vampire Knight Zero
05-11-2008, 01:53
*looks around*

Did you hear something? :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-11-2008, 01:54
i can tell you how i want you to vote if i like, you are not too bright. but then again your probly a brainwashed obama voter so i cant expect you to know too much.

Take a look at my location.:wink:
And once again, you must really think you´re something (which you´re not) by telling people how to vote.
The One Eyed Weasel
05-11-2008, 02:04
i can tell you how i want you to vote if i like, you are not too bright. but then again your probly a brainwashed obama voter so i cant expect you to know too much.

Shit man, where were you in my Obama/media thread?
Grave_n_idle
05-11-2008, 02:10
i can tell you how i want you to vote if i like, you are not too bright. but then again your probly a brainwashed obama voter so i cant expect you to know too much.

Just getting your thread deleted wasn't enough for you, huh? Starting in on the actual flaming tonight?

What you got for tomorrow, picspam?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-11-2008, 02:12
Just getting your thread deleted wasn't enough for you, huh? Starting in on the actual flaming tonight?

What you got for tomorrow, picspam?

This person just likes pain, it seems. I wonder if... maybe I should...
New Manvir
05-11-2008, 02:15
i can tell you how i want you to vote if i like, you are not too bright. but then again your probly a brainwashed obama voter so i cant expect you to know too much.

No, she's an evil Socialist European
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-11-2008, 02:16
No, she's an evil Socialist European

And you seem to like me that way.:wink:
Vampire Knight Zero
05-11-2008, 02:17
And you seem to like me that way.:wink:

No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition! :D
Grave_n_idle
05-11-2008, 02:18
This person just likes pain, it seems. I wonder if... maybe I should...

If you start dishing out pain to random trolls, you're going to be depriving people who have been waiting much longer, and are much more deserving. :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-11-2008, 02:19
If you start dishing out pain to random trolls, you're going to be depriving people who have been waiting much longer, and are much more deserving. :p

I am so sorry, GnI. I do not know my place.:fluffle:
Grave_n_idle
05-11-2008, 02:22
I am so sorry, GnI. I do not know my place.:fluffle:

Since you were so sweet about it, you shall not be punished...



...well, not too much.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-11-2008, 02:23
Since you were so sweet about it, you shall not be punished...



...well, not too much.

So, I still get my punishment?:D
New Manvir
05-11-2008, 02:24
So, is this guy still here or did up and vanish again?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-11-2008, 02:25
So, is this guy still here or did up and vanish again?

Meh, who cares? Let´s dance!
Vampire Knight Zero
05-11-2008, 02:27
*In drinking blood before the lock*
Grave_n_idle
05-11-2008, 02:27
So, I still get my punishment?:D

You're supposed to at least act like you're not clapping your hands together. No one is going to be convinced that you're really being 'punished' if you keep jumping for joy each time you're going to get spanked.
Grave_n_idle
05-11-2008, 02:28
So, is this guy still here or did up and vanish again?

He put in a brief appearance to do some random flaming. Whether or not he's been deleted yet, I don't know.
New Manvir
05-11-2008, 02:29
Meh, who cares? Let´s dance!

*dances with Nanatsu*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-11-2008, 02:30
He put in a brief appearance to do some random flaming. Whether or not he's been deleted yet, I don't know.

All I know is I was a bad girl and GnI will punish me shortly.
New Manvir
05-11-2008, 02:31
All I know is I was a bad girl and GnI will punish me shortly.

I thought we were dancing? :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-11-2008, 02:32
I thought we were dancing? :p

I multitask.
Grave_n_idle
05-11-2008, 02:33
I thought we were dancing? :p

Oh, ye of little imagination.

Dancing and punishing do not have to be exclusive. And that's even without the oriental rope binding and the paddles.
Rathanan
05-11-2008, 02:34
Wow, this thread makes me laugh.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-11-2008, 02:35
Oh, ye of little imagination.

Dancing and punishing do not have to be exclusive. And that's even without the oriental rope binding and the paddles.

I absolutely adore you.:fluffle:
Vampire Knight Zero
05-11-2008, 02:36
Ah, I love how we can distort a thread from it's original topic - but this one deserved it I guess. :D