NationStates Jolt Archive

Now, as we know, everyone has a feature about themselves that they like. What would yours happen to be?

Mine would be my sense of honour, justice and caring. The need to protect those close to me.

On a related feature, I also like my eagerness to learn. :)

So, what is your best feature?

I think my best feature is the ease I have learning foreign languages but I don't like talking about myself.

I think my best feature is the ease I have learning foreign languages but I don't like talking about myself.

That is a handy skill indeed. :)

...And thats fine, Yuki-Chan. ;)

Same as Nanatsu, and also that I find it easy to laugh at things. I'm a happy man! :)

My searing intellect.

<_<

Same as Nanatsu, and also that I find it easy to laugh at things. I'm a happy man! :)

That is always good, that you can laugh at things and not be too anal about stuff.:)

My best features are my versatile mind, quick wit, high tolerance for pain and indestructible testicles. :)

My penis.

My penis.

And we have our first pervert. :p

My best features are my versatile mind, quick wit, high tolerance for pain and indestructible testicles. :)

All hail LG! Phallus Invictus!:hail:

All hail LG! Phallus Invictus!:hail:

How does having an indistructible penis make him great? :confused:

high tolerance for pain and indestructible testicles. :)

I was wondering why you keeep your weasels where you keep em. :D

How does having an indistructible penis make him great? :confused:

Heck if I know. *shrug*

All hail LG! Phallus Invictus!:hail:

Not phallus, silly. That's a penis.

Not phallus, silly. That's a penis.

Testiculous Invictus then?

Heck if I know. *shrug*

Crazy gal. :p

I was wondering why you keeep your weasels where you keep em. :D

Considering the learning curve and the chance for training-related accidents, one would have to have indestructible testicles to even try wouldn't one?

I can thank my many friends and enemies over the years for testing them time after horrible time. :(

All hail LG! Phallus Invictus!:hail:

Th Phallus Invictus is the indestructible penis, not the indestructible testicles. One should really not confuse them, unless in possession of both features, which happens to apply to me.

Apart from my dominating and amazingly resilient manhood, I also value my intellect, wit, keen observational skills, and my thick follicle density that gives me a thick beard and mustache and full head of hair. Useful traits.

So, what is your best feature?I don't have a "best" feature. Rather, I am a jack-of-all-trades. The real "Average Joe". :p

Too many people place pride in that stick dangling between their legs. I say if it gets the job done, it's big enough. :D

Th Phallus Invictus is the indestructible penis, not the indestructible testicles. One should really not confuse them, unless in possession of both features, which happens to apply to me.

Apart from my dominating and amazingly resilient manhood, I also value my intellect, wit, keen observational skills, and my thick follicle density that gives me a thick beard and mustache and full head of hair. Useful traits.

Modesty ain't one of your best features, right?:D

I don't have a "best" feature. Rather, I am a jack-of-all-trades. The real "Average Joe". :P

"Average Joe Six-Pack"? Or are you the "Average Joe the Plumber"? Or maybe you're "Average Joe the Senator" Biden. You are, aren't you?

Considering the learning curve and the chance for training-related accidents, one would have to have indestructible testicles to even try wouldn't one?

I can thank my many friends and enemies over the years for testing them time after horrible time. :(

You sent some at me in August. They never turned up. Suddenly your story doesn't seem so watertight. ;)

Mine- profficiency at foreign languages and ease of learning them (98.85 in French right now), my introversion, my political senses, and my love of music, along with how I love my french teacher. <3 you, Ms. *censored, lest she see this*.

"Average Joe Six-Pack"? Or are you the "Average Joe the Plumber"? Or maybe you're "Average Joe the Senator" Biden. You are, aren't you?How'd you figure it out!? :eek:

Modesty ain't one of your best features, right?:D

Damn, what was the movie...right, The Producers. As the song says, "If you've got it, shout it!"

Besides, who needs modesty when the internet gives us all something better: anonymity.

You sent some at me in August. They never turned up. Suddenly your story doesn't seem so watertight. ;)

I hope I didn't give them the wrong address. Have you heard screaming in your neighborhood lately?

Compassion and my wonderfull sarcastic wit

Damn, what was the movie...right, The Producers. As the song says, "If you've got it, shout it!"

Besides, who needs modesty when the internet gives us all something better: anonymity.

If you're in NSG, anonimity ain't yours for long, mate.:D

How'd you figure it out!? :eek:

I've been to PA. Your appearance on Saturday Night Live talking about how shitty Scranton is made me realize just how easy it is to find you.

I hope I didn't give them the wrong address. Have you heard screaming in your neighborhood lately?

No, but does gunfire count? They could've shot the things.

I've been to PA. Your appearance on Saturday Night Live talking about how shitty Scranton is made me realize just how easy it is to find you.Very well. :)
Now, off to my conference with my "friend".
...Whom everybody seems to talk about these days.

If you're in NSG, anonimity ain't yours for long, mate.:D

Yes it is. I remember the day I got the introductory speech at work

You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.

Yes it is. I remember the day I got the introductory speech at workK, is that you? Heard you were dead!

Yes it is. I remember the day I got the introductory speech at work

You're cracking me up.:D

Too many people place pride in that stick dangling between their legs. I say if it gets the job done, it's big enough. :D

Define getting the job done. Because buddy, getting the job done is likely to result in pregnancy. Exceptional performance, on the other hand, is something else entirely, and results in amazing things like never having to go shopping for clothes when you could be out golfing on Saturday morning.

Define getting the job done. Because buddy, getting the job done is likely to result in pregnancy. Exceptional performance, on the other hand, is something else entirely, and results in amazing things like never having to go shopping for clothes when you could be out golfing on Saturday morning.

Give this guy a medal. He's hillarious. :D

K, is that you? Heard you were dead!

Deep cover assignment. They sent me to Qaalevun Secundus. Nice scenery, but do yourself a favor and stick to the terrestrial food. Their sea life is...dicey.

You're cracking me up.:D

Too bad you won't remember it. *puts on shades, reaches inside pocket, only to not find something.* Damn. Where the hell did I put tha...right, the kid.

Define getting the job done. Because buddy, getting the job done is likely to result in pregnancy. Exceptional performance, on the other hand, is something else entirely, and results in amazing things like never having to go shopping for clothes when you could be out golfing on Saturday morning.

What's getting the job done? As a woman, if you're a man, you better make me sing Psalms and opera as you perfomr in me excellently.:D

Give this guy a medal. He's hillarious. :D

Is that a hint of sarcasm, or do you actually want to know how to get out of mall trips?

The Secret Can Be Yours For the LOW PRICE of ONLY $29.99!!!:D

Too bad you won't remember it. *puts on shades, reaches inside pocket, only to not find something.* Damn. Where the hell did I put tha...right, the kid.I thought you had it! *puts on shades quickly*

Is that a hint of sarcasm, or do you actually want to know how to get out of mall trips?

The Secret Can Be Yours For the LOW PRICE of ONLY $29.99!!!:D

Gimme! I'll buy! :eek:

What's getting the job done? As a woman, if you're a man, you better make me sing Psalms and opera as you perfomr in me excellently.:D

Ah, I try to avoid the opera positions. I need to enjoy this too, you know.

Though I have no problem with making it into a religious act...:D

Too bad you won't remember it. *puts on shades, reaches inside pocket, only to not find something.* Damn. Where the hell did I put tha...

Hate to break it to you, but if she can't remember it, and you can't find it... it ain't that big...

Ah, I try to avoid the opera positions. I need to enjoy this too, you know.

Though I have no problem with making it into a religious act...:D

Es una experiencia religiosa! *sings*:D

I thought you had it! *puts on shades quickly*

Forget it. My watch still works. *Hits 'backlight' on watch.* That should take care of it.

My diplomatic debating skills, charming political views or all around warming personality.

Hate to break it to you, but if she can't remember it, and you can't find it... it ain't that big...

QFT. *nod*

charming political views

Sarcasm?

Forget it. My watch still works. *Hits 'backlight' on watch.* That should take care of it.I want one of those!

I love this place... you're all so delightfully insane. :D

By best feature is being perfect.

My machine gun arm.

By best feature is being perfect.

You're God?!:eek:

I love this place... you're all so delightfully insane. :DOr maybe we're the only sane ones left?
Have you ever thought about that, sir?

My machine gun arm.

Oh my, it's Edward Elrich!:eek2:

Hate to break it to you, but if she can't remember it, and you can't find it... it ain't that big...

The unremarkable and currently misplaced object you refer to is a portable silver tube with lights and dials...

*realizes the irony of the situation.*

Huh. The metal object with the fancy features leaves her in a blank, both about itself and the alien event just prior, but the face of the man with the right skills stays with her forever. That movie just became a giant, 98-minute long commercial about the futility of strange and exotic toys and characters when matched against guys in suits that you'd otherwise dismiss.

It really is a movie put out by 'the suits.'

Sarcasm?
Never.

Or maybe we're the only sane ones left?
Have you ever thought about that, sir?

I thought about it... then I went and got another cup of tea.

Or maybe we're the only sane ones left?
Have you ever thought about that, sir?

Now that you put it that way, I think you're right. NSG is perhaps the only sane place still remaining on the interwebz.:D

The unremarkable and currently misplaced object you refer to is a portable silver tube with lights and dials...

*realizes the irony of the situation.*

Huh. The metal object with the fancy features leaves her in a blank, both about itself and the alien event just prior, but the face of the man with the right skills stays with her forever. That movie just became a giant, 98-minute long commercial about the futility of strange and exotic toys and characters when matched against guys in suits that you'd otherwise dismiss.

It really is a movie put out by 'the suits.'A most excellent observation, sir.

I thought about it... then I went and got another cup of tea.Then you, sir, fail. :p

Now that you put it that way, I think you're right. NSG is perhaps the only sane place still remaining on the interwebz.:DOne of the few remaning bastions of hope!

Never.

Sarcasm?

One of the few remaning bastions of hope!

Hope? I wouldn't go that far. Lulz-worthy, sanity saving, definitely.:tongue:

Then you, sir, fail. :p

Oh noes! :eek:

Hope? I wouldn't go that far. Lulz-worthy, sanity saving, definitely.:tongue:

I confess this place does help me keep my spirits up. :D

Oh noes! :eek:Don't worry. The firendly people of NSG will hep.
...lolyearite.

Hope? I wouldn't go that far. Lulz-worthy, sanity saving, definitely.:tongue:Do you need help? :)

Do you need help? :)

Not that I'm aware of.

No, but does gunfire count? They could've shot the things.

:eek:

Don't worry. The firendly people of NSG will hep.
...lolyearite.

I've been here since 2004 my friend. :p

I've been here since 2004 my friend. :p

Not according to your nation creation date, nope. That Imperial Navy has been here since '04.:tongue:

Sarcasm?
Never.

Not according to your nation creation date, nope. That Imperial Navy has been here since '04.:tongue:

Actually it was The Imperial Navy. The other one was a clone because I couldn't get on the forums with my old nation. :p

Actually it was The Imperial Navy. The other one was a clone because I couldn't get on the forums with my old nation. :p

I dun care! I met you as That Imperial Navy. So, there! Hmph!:mad:


:D

You're God?!:eek:

For you, I can be ;)

Actually it was The Imperial Navy. The other one was a clone because I couldn't get on the forums with my old nation. :p

Where did THAT go anyway?

For you, I can be ;)

Oh, really?

Hope? I wouldn't go that far. Lulz-worthy, sanity saving, definitely.:tongue:

Saving?

I dun care! I met you as That Imperial Navy. So, there! Hmph!:mad:


:D

Well, I guess at heart i'll still be the Tin man. ;)

:eek:

I'm not actually joking. I heard gunfire in August, around the time you sent the scrivenous beasties.

Saving?

Yes, NSG is the Messiah!:hail:

Well, I guess at heart i'll still be the Tin man. ;)

Nah, you've always been Zero. Covered in tin, maybe, but Zero through and through.:wink:

Nah, you've always been Zero. Covered in tin, maybe, but Zero through and through.:wink:

Yay! I iz Zero-Kun! :D

Yay! I iz Zero-Kun! :D

Sure, TIN. Where did that imperial navy go, though?

Sure, TIN. Where did that imperial navy go, though?

I ate it. I ate it all!

Yay! I iz Zero-Kun! :D

Hai, omae wa Zero-kun desu.:wink:

Sure, TIN. Where did that imperial navy go, though?

I still have the nation - I just choose to post as Zero now. ;)

And yes, Nanatsu ate it all. She was hungry. :D

I ate it. I ate it all!

Whoa. Talk about metal intake. Careful, you might start setting off magnetic sensors. :p

I still have the nation - I just choose to post as Zero now.

Why? I prefer you as zero, you're more spammy and energetic. Also I don't remember you and Nanatsu being so close when you were either of the TINs.

Whoa. Talk about metal intake. Careful, you might start setting off magnetic sensors. :p

Now I know why is it that I set off the metal detector at work everytime I access the main floor.:eek:

Why? I prefer you as zero, you're more spammy and energetic. Also I don't remember you and Nanatsu being so close when you were either of the TINs.

Can two friends not just post around like mad? :p

Oh, really?

Yes, want to play some dice? That Einstein guy was all wrong, you know.

Why? I prefer you as zero, you're more spammy and energetic. Also I don't remember you and Nanatsu being so close when you were either of the TINs.

That's cos I'm an elitist bitch that prefers Zero-kun and not metal.:D

Now I know why is it that I set off the metal detector at work everytime I access the main floor.:eek:

As long as you don't work at S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Triskilion Maximum Holding Facility, you should be fine. Otherwise, ask about a transfer until all that TIN passes out of you. Logan should be able to put a word in, if you can find the bar that he wandered off to...

Yes, want to play some dice? That Einstein guy was all wrong, you know.

Sure, lets play dice. If you lose, I rule the world. Ne?

As long as you don't work at S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Triskilion Maximum Holding Facility, you should be fine. Otherwise, ask about a transfer until all that TIN passes out of you. Logan should be able to put a word in, if you can find the bar that he wandered off to...

I just hope I don't run into Magneto. :p

Can two friends not just post around like mad? :p

No, you must conform to my idea of Brantaniism.

No, you must conform to my idea of Brantaniism.

No way hose! :p

*hides*

No, you must conform to my idea of Brantaniism.

What what?!:eek2:

I just hope I don't run into Magneto. :p

Wait, I thought you were metal free, but Nanatsu had eaten all of TIN. Ah hell, this isn't what I signed up for.

My thick skin and cutting wit.

Wait, I thought you were metal free, but Nanatsu had eaten all of TIN. Ah hell, this isn't what I signed up for.

What's your major malfunction soldier? :D

Wait, I thought you were metal free, but Nanatsu had eaten all of TIN. Ah hell, this isn't what I signed up for.

You see, Zero-kun has that effect on people. He knows how to confuzzled the shyte out of you.

You see, Zero-kun has that effect on people. He knows how to confuzzled the shyte out of you.

I just wish I could post a few lolcats - but that'd get me banned. :(

Now I know why is it that I set off the metal detector at work everytime I access the main floor.:eek:

Once I was walking through the lobby of my workplace and set off the detectors. The guard said "Please remove any metallic items you may have on you, keys, loose change." So I threw open my trenchcoat and



calmly placed my keys on the table, continued through the metal detectors, picked up my keys and went on to work.

What's your major malfunction soldier? :D

I just hope it isn't down south. That would suck. *nod*

I just hope it isn't down south. That would suck. *nod*

Ah yes... impotence - the bane of any man. :D

I just wish I could post a few lolcats - but that'd get me banned. :(

You can post a lolcats. Just condense it into one post. Don't go wacko on the picspam and perhaps, just perhaps, a mod won't come here swinging a hammie like an angry banshee.

Ah yes... impotence - the bane of any man. :D

That's another one of you best features. Your insatiable perviness.

You can post a lolcats. Just condense it into one post. Don't go wacko on the picspam and perhaps, just perhaps, a mod won't come here swinging a hammie like an angry banshee.

I'll try Yuki-Chan. ;)

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l71/bishsticks1x2/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

Will that do? :D

That's another one of you best features. Your insatiable perviness.

Why thank you! It always takes a lot of searching to find someone who appreciates such refined perviness as mine. :D

I'll try Yuki-Chan. ;)

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l71/bishsticks1x2/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

Will that do? :D

http://media.tumblr.com/cg7ixorZc62eu5p5GGM3ZkHn_500.jpg

Now, as we know, everyone has a feature about themselves that they like. What would yours happen to be?

Mine would be my sense of honour, justice and caring. The need to protect those close to me.

On a related feature, I also like my eagerness to learn. :)

So, what is your best feature?



I'm non-flammable

*Snip*

Now that one is just awesome. :D

Why thank you! It always takes a lot of searching to find someone who appreciates such refined perviness as mine. :D

Oh, you're quite welcome. Now, this spicy Spaniard must leave. But I'll be back. You'll see. I will be back.:eek:

Oh, you're quite welcome. Now, this spicy Spaniard must leave. But I'll be back. You'll see. I will be back.:eek:
Just you and me now, neko-kun. Just you and me. *Shuts door, locks it, then turns to zero with manic grin and knife in hand*

Oh, you're quite welcome. Now, this spicy Spaniard must leave. But I'll be back. You'll see. I will be back.:eek:

*Watches Nanatsu vanish in a puff of smoke*

Oh yes... I know that all too well. :D

Just you and me now, neko-kun. Just you and me. *Shuts door, locks it, then turns to zero with manic grin and knife in hand*

Nippa! :D

Sure, lets play dice. If you lose, I rule the world. Ne?

Sure, there are far more interesting places than this world where I'll still rule. But what will I get when I win?

My ability to manipulate gravity.

I prefer to focus on my flaws.

I prefer to focus on my flaws.

Like how you don't know how awesome you are? :p

Like how you don't know how awesome you are? :p

Maybe she focuses on her flaws because the list is so much shorter. :)

My modesty.

Excusing the paradox of that statement, I wouldn't actually name anything as my 'best feature'. I don't consider anything particularly special about me.

My brain :0)

empathy

then my eyes

My modesty.

Excusing the paradox of that statement, I wouldn't actually name anything as my 'best feature'. I don't consider anything particularly special about me.

That statement is either sad (to me), or you really are just "one of a million".

Maybe she focuses on her flaws because the list is so much shorter. :)

what a lazy ass :D

That statement is either sad (to me), or you really are just "one of a million".

Why is it sad?

what a lazy ass :D

See? Short list, right? :)

Sure, there are far more interesting places than this world where I'll still rule. But what will I get when I win?

Anything you want. Anything.:D

Anything you want. Anything.:D

Don't give him ideas now... :D

Don't give him ideas now... :D

Do not kill my fun, blood sucking fiend! *points cross at Zero-kun*

Do not kill my fun, blood sucking fiend! *points cross at Zero-kun*

Crosses don't work on me - after all, I go to Cross academy... :D

Crosses don't work on me - after all, I go to Cross academy... :D

Kurosu, dammit! Kurosu Gakkuen!:mad:


:wink:

Kurosu, dammit! Kurosu Gakkuen!:mad:


:wink:

Gomen Asai... :(

My diplomatic debating skills, charming political views or all around warming personality.

:eek:

Gomen Asai... :(

You know I jest, Vampy-kun. :fluffle:

You know I jest, Vampy-kun. :fluffle:

Yep, of course I do. ;)

Yep, of course I do. ;)

But dammit, learn your Japanese, mate, learn it!

But dammit, learn your Japanese, mate, learn it!

Yes mam!

Yes mam!Your English needs some work, too, mate.
(Just teasing. :))

Your English needs some work, too, mate.
(Just teasing. :))

*Sets GF on fire*

*Sets GF on fire*Bitch, please. I'm already on fire. :D

Bitch, please. I'm already on fire. :D

Burn baby burn!

Burn baby burn!English, mate, English! :)
(Randomosity. :D)

Bitch, please. I'm already on fire. :D

I love you too.:fluffle:

English, mate, English! :)
(Randomosity. :D)

Crababable slibble malogovishle!

I can hold my liquor(or 'likker' depending on where I'm drinking)better than almost anyone I know, and I'm a good shot, and dogs like me.

Burn baby burn!

We don't need no water let theM***** f***** burn! *remembers euro-trip quote*
ahhhhhh the hat . . .:D

Crababable slibble malogovishle!

La tuya por si acaso, nene.:D

Te veo!

I love you too.:fluffle:Returned in kind. :)

Returned in kind. :)

It´s a love fest!:fluffle:

It´s a love fest!:fluffle:

Can I join? :D

It´s a love fest!:fluffle:Yay. :)

Can I join? :DOf course. :p

Of course. :p

*Leaps into the fray*

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

This means that one of my best features is inciting nubile minds into participating in a threesome. Woohoo!:D

This means that one of my best features is inciting nubile minds into participating in a threesome. Woohoo!:D

She haz us in her control! Oh noes! :eek:

my sense of justice and even more important, complete loyalty to my friends

My favourite feature is the remarkable fact that I am, incredibly, never wrong.

This means that one of my best features is inciting nubile minds into participating in a threesome. Woohoo!:D

*Walks in carrying a hose*
*soaks you all in near ice-cold water*

My best feature is my ability to enforce conventional standards of morality using a wide variety of comedy props.

*Walks in carrying a hose*
*soaks you all in near ice-cold water*

My best feature is my ability to enforce conventional standards of morality using a wide variety of comedy props.

Meanie. *goes to her corner, all sullen*

I'm just glad it wasn't holy water. :(

I'm just glad it wasn't holy water. :(

You´re immune to it. You go to Cross Academy. <.<

You´re immune to it. You go to Cross Academy. <.<

Oh yes. :p

Meanie. *goes to her corner, all sullen*

My work here is done.

*flys off to Utah to drop shiny brass anvils from the sky onto the heads of Mormons*

Oh yes. :p

Thick-headed blood sucker... >.>

Thick-headed blood sucker... >.>

Nah, just a little naive. :D

My best feature is that I'm me.

My best feature is that I'm me.

Egocentric bastard that you are and all. Yup.:fluffle:

My best feature is that I'm me.

How fitting for you. :D

This means that one of my best features is inciting nubile minds into participating in a threesome. Woohoo!:DThreesomes are fun. :D

Threesomes are fun. :D

How old you say you were?

How old you say you were?Seventeen.
Don't do the whole "You're too young" thing. It happens way too often. :(

Seventeen.
Don't do the whole "You're too young" thing. It happens way too often. :(

Holy shnitz! I iz a pedophile!:eek2:

My giant penis. I bought it on ebay last week, and I never feel so fulfilled as when I contemplate the way it hangs on my wall while sipping a from a snifter of brandy.

Seventeen.
Don't do the whole "You're too young" thing. It happens way too often. :(

Yeah um... well I don't want to go on the sex offenders register, so... :eek:

My giant penis. I bought it on ebay last week, and I never feel so fulfilled as when I contemplate the way it hangs on my wall while sipping a from a snifter of brandy.

You should keep it in a box - stops dust gathering. :)

Yeah um... well I don't want to go on the sex offenders register, so... :eek:

Holy shnitz! I iz a pedophile!:eek2:Sixteen is the legal age of consent here.

Sixteen is the legal age of consent here.

Yeah well... still a little young bud, sorry. ;)

Threesomes are fun. :D

*pulls out giant hammer and flattens the deviant*

Don't listen kids. If you do that sort of thing, when you die you spend eternity in an uncomfortably warm place being forced to listen to whiny protest songs from the sixties. Monogamy is what you want. And remember, if you enjoy sex or do it for any other reason than production of children, WHO YOU WILL THEN TEACH CHRISTIAN MORAL VALUES, you have committed a sin. Flog yourself with birch twigs for an hour.

Yeah well... still a little young bud, sorry. ;)Fine, fine.
You make me sad. :(

(Kidding.)

Sixteen is the legal age of consent here.

Well, GF, I am too old for you. :wink:

Well, GF, I am too old for you. :wink:

Can we still go on without him? :D

Can we still go on without him? :D

No. The pedo fantasy was helping but my morals kicked off and I feel the flames of Hell licking at my heels. (Thanks Dumb Ideologies.:mad:)

((Kidding.))

No. The pedo fantasy was helping but my morals kicked off and I feel the flames of Hell licking at my heels. (Thanks Dumb Ideologies.:mad:)

((Kidding.))

Damn you hell! :D

Well, GF, I am too old for you. :wink:Ugh, the age thing. I hate it. :mad:
Well, I guess I'll leave you people to your things. I'll go find a perfectly legal thing to do. (Like run, because I still have to lose another thirty pounds to go to basic training. :)):(
Which is NO FUN.

Ugh, the age thing. I hate it. :mad:
Well, I guess I'll leave you people to your things. I'll go find a perfectly legal thing to do. (Like run, because I still have to lose another thirty pounds to go to basic training. :)):(
Which is NO FUN.

Yes, run Forrest, run! Train! It will take your mind off sex, which is the best thing to happen now.

Yes, run Forrest, run! Train! It will take your mind off sex, which is the best thing to happen now.Sex isn't a big deal, and nothing will ever come of it for me. (Except maybe an STI. :))
And I've already ran ten miles today. :D

No. The pedo fantasy was helping but my morals kicked off and I feel the flames of Hell licking at my heels. (Thanks Dumb Ideologies.:mad:)

No problem, my dear.

*Bounces away to my next moral-regenerating task using a giant trampoline on wheels, steered by a dwarf with a hitler moustache*

*pulls out giant hammer and flattens the deviant*

Don't listen kids. If you do that sort of thing, when you die you spend eternity in an uncomfortably warm place being forced to listen to whiny protest songs from the sixties. Monogamy is what you want. And remember, if you enjoy sex or do it for any other reason than production of children, WHO YOU WILL THEN TEACH CHRISTIAN MORAL VALUES, you have committed a sin. Flog yourself with birch twigs for an hour.
AHHHHHHHHHH thors back!!!! hide your giants or he'll flatten em!

Sex isn't a big deal, and nothing will ever come of it for me. (Except maybe an STI. :))
And I've already ran ten miles today. :D

Good lad. Or lass, for what I know.:wink:

Sex isn't a big deal, and nothing will ever come of it for me. (Except maybe an STI. :))
And I've already ran ten miles today. :D

Impressive. :D

Seventeen.
Don't do the whole "You're too young" thing. It happens way too often. :(

That may possibly be a sign that it's true.

How fitting for you. :D

It's what makes me me. And if I wasn't me, I wouldn't be as awesome. So being more me makes me more awesome.

It's what makes me me. And if I wasn't me, I wouldn't be as awesome. So being more me makes me more awesome.

And that´s why I want to enter a threesome with this adorable and egocentric lady here.:fluffle:

AHHHHHHHHHH thors back!!!! hide your giants or he'll flatten em!

How dare you mock the Lord by reference to this pagan figure?!
*Melts DaWoad using laser-beam eyes of heavenly justice*

And that´s why I want to enter a threesome with this adorable and egocentric lady here.:fluffle:

If, in fact, I am a lady.

If, in fact, I am a lady.

Like I care either way. :D

If, in fact, I am a lady.

Or perhaps a Walrus. :p

I don't kill everyone that I could.

My searing intellect.

<_<

lol

That may possibly be a sign that it's true. Let me unsubscribe to this theory. :D

How dare you mock the Lord by reference to this pagan figure?!
*Melts DaWoad using laser-beam eyes of heavenly justice*

*puddle*
well you did say hammer!
*depuddles*
Muhahahahhahahah I am Tlaloc! God of the Puddle (technically rain but you get the point)

Or perhaps a Walrus. :p

I can say with some amount of reliability that I am not a walrus.

I don't kill everyone that I could.

You do realise that if you kill less than 2.6% of those you could, you actually qualify for sainthood? I, unfortunately, am struggling at an average of 31% so far this year.

Let me unsubscribe to this theory. :D

You reject my reality and substitute your own?

I can say with some amount of reliability that I am not a walrus.

what? but we Walrus are the only sentient beings on the planet omicron 7. Where are you typing from?????and more importantly What Are you?!??!?

Good lad. Or lass, for what I know.:wink:Young man/future soldier. Take your pick. :D

You reject my reality and substitute your own?

His is a good choice. We all know that to live in your reality is not a wise thing.

You reject my reality and substitute your own?I reject my own reality and substitute my other self's.

Young man/future soldier. Take your pick. :D

Young man, too young, but man nonetheless.:wink:

I reject my own reality and substitute my other self's.

Gimme your reality! :D

*puddle*
well you did say hammer!
*depuddles*
muhahahahhahahah i am tlaloc! God of the puddle (technically rain but you get the point)

There is no god but the lord! BE GONE, SATAN!

There is no god but the lord! BE GONE, SATAN!

I want a one way ticket to your planet, DI, to Absurdia. *nod*

Gimme your reality! :DIt's nothing special. Just re-shaped to my liking.

Young man, too young, but man nonetheless.:wink:Rub it in my face, why don't you? ;)

It's nothing special. Just re-shaped to my liking.

Rub it in my face, why don't you? ;)

RAWR! I like them like you, young and angry!:fluffle:

It's nothing special. Just re-shaped to my liking.

Shape it to my liking! :D

RAWR! I like them like you, young and angry!:fluffle:Being aggressive is a natural part of my character. I'll need it to be a Green Beret. :)

Shape it to my liking! :DCan do. :D

There is no god but the lord! BE GONE, SATAN!

*satanizes*
D*mn recognized again. Easily printed pictures make it so much harder for me to just appear these days ya know. .. oh well that is what the Internet is for and then there . .. well you know .. .
*returns to palatial estate under the earth staffed billions of souls and nicely temperate at 1050 k*
*thats right the temperature of hell is kelvin*

Being aggressive is a natural part of my character. I'll need it to be a Green Beret. :)

Oooh, a man in uniform.

Oooh, a man in uniform.

How about a man in a suit? :D

How about a man in a suit? :D

*slides next to you*
You has one?
>.>
<.<
*grins and slides away*

*slides next to you*
You has one?
>.>
<.<
*grins and slides away*

I doez. :D

Oooh, a man in uniform. Not in uniform yet. Many trials lie ahead. :(

I doez. :D

Red tie, prefect badge and whatnot, Kiryuu-kun?
<.<
>.>

Red tie, prefect badge and whatnot, Kiryuu-kun?
<.<
>.>

Of course. :D

Of course. :D

Fangs too?
<.<
>.>

You do realise that if you kill less than 2.6% of those you could, you actually qualify for sainthood? I, unfortunately, am struggling at an average of 31% so far this year.

By not everyone that i should I ment i only reach like 82% efficency rating. Since my med's have started I've dropped 7%

Oooh, a man in uniform.
What about biforms, 'cause I know this satyr. Or, at least, he claims to be a satyr; he might just be some jerk with really hairy legs and a proclivity towards pantslessness.

Fangs too?
<.<
>.>

Yep. *Grins, revealing fangs*

what? but we Walrus are the only sentient beings on the planet omicron 7. Where are you typing from?????and more importantly What Are you?!??!?

It's true what they say: Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.

What about biforms, 'cause I know this satyr. Or, at least, he claims to be a satyr; he might just be some jerk with really hairy legs and a proclivity towards pantslessness.

Nope, I don´t like biforms. Unless this biform is you, Fiddly. I kinda like penguins.:fluffle:

It's true what they say: Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.
lol nice. Got the reference.

It's true what they say: Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9."They" say a lot. "They" are usually wrong, too. :D

I want a one way ticket to your planet, DI, to Absurdia. *nod*

It is a world very different to Earth. Even the colours are different. Red (a satanic colour) is replaced by the holy colour of "light greenish-purple". The dark side of the planet is a desolate landscape with moonwalking trees made from glitter the only life to be found. On the light side of the planet, giant rock-like creatures slowly roll across the landscape, communicating via calls that sound uncannily like the music of MC Hammer. The few human inhabitants have lived peacefully with the natives for years, aside from the infamous Cheese Wars of 1901-1915. The system of government is primarily a Plutocracy, though other cartoon characters exercise considerable power in the field of non-decision making. Those who question the wisdom of being ruled by a cartoon dog are typically slapped with a wet fish until they repent or implode.

lol nice. Got the reference.

I think he didn't, though:

"They" say a lot. "They" are usually wrong, too. :D

It is a world very different to Earth. Even the colours are different. Red (a satanic colour) is replaced by the holy colour of "light greenish-purple". The dark side of the planet is a desolate landscape with moonwalking trees made from glitter the only life to be found. On the light side of the planet, giant rock-like creatures slowly roll across the landscape, communicating via calls that sound uncannily like the music of MC Hammer. The few human inhabitants have lived peacefully with the natives for years, aside from the infamous Cheese Wars of 1901-1915. The system of government is primarily a Plutocracy, though other cartoon characters exercise considerable power in the field of non-decision making. Those who question the wisdom of being ruled by a cartoon dog are typically slapped with a wet fish until they repent or implode.

I was already in place like that. The welcoming committee was headed by a mackerel-wielding rhino.:eek2:

I think he didn't, though:

hmmmmmm . . . . lol

I think he didn't, though:Got it; ignored it. Problems? :p

I was already in place like that. The welcoming committee was headed by a mackerel-wielding rhino.:eek2:

"go banana"
*because bananas are an evolved form of fish, better taken to life on dry land.*
*also they are just biding their time!*

I'm not an arsehole.

Got it; ignored it. Problems? :p
*slaps with sardine*

I'm not an arsehole.

er . . .what?????

Got it; ignored it. Problems? :p

Do you know the muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

the muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

The one from Drury Lane?

the muffin man?

The muffin man. *nods*

Got it; ignored it. Problems? :p

Why would you ignore a Futurama reference?

Why would you ignore a Futurama reference?I don't watch Adult Swim, but I can't help but catch a few things. Being on the Interwebs and all. :)

The only TV that I watch is Discovery Channel, Military Channel, History Channel, and Animal Planet.

er . . .what?????
A very good feature. I'm pretty polite and all that.