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or where he runs for president with a hot alaskan survivalist chic for a runningmate

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Japanese gameshow designers are the only ones allowed to wage war.

really unhelpful idea:
whoopee cushion landmines.

Have you ever found yourself laying awake at night and wondering, "Pants, who needs them?"
Squirrels, that's who. All squirrels shall be issued a pair of blue jeans registering at least a 2.14 S.A.U. (Scientific Adorability Units), and not wearing these jeans shall be punishable by death.

Except for a few sports where it would obviously be a bad a idea (fencing for one), I propose that all Olympic contestants must participate in the nude, as ancient Greeks did.

Except for a few sports where it would obviously be a bad a idea (fencing for one), I propose that all Olympic contestants must participate in the nude, as ancient Greeks did.
Naked fencing could be done. Of course, you'd have to change the rules (http://www.pbs.org/kcet/shapeoflife/episodes/hunt_explo2.html) a bit, and women wouldn't be able to participate, but it's still something to consider.

Naked fencing could be done. Of course, you'd have to change the rules (http://www.pbs.org/kcet/shapeoflife/episodes/hunt_explo2.html) a bit, and women wouldn't be able to participate, but it's still something to consider.

I think all fencing should be mixed, so that is obviously not something I am for.

I think all fencing should be mixed, so that is obviously not something I am for.

I think you can safely assume that he wasn't talking about 'foils'.

Everyone above, below, or precisely at the age of 16 should be made to kneel before Zod whether out in public or not.

Even if they hate Zod.

Fixed, insolent coward.

South Lizasauria must be placed in a think tank as punishment for not kneeling.

Fixed, defiant coward.

Fixed, defiant coward.

Coward sir? If I wasn't a coward I wouldn't have overthrown your rule with my tank and my awesome Arnold Swarzenaggerish biceps. :tongue:

KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!

You mean like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuMXBHEuTrs&feature=related

I was more thinking of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Sui7st2q0


Heck, it works even better with horror movies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMlF2PNgN70

everybody should buy and play the worst video game they can find every month.something like this:http://www.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=274.to get an understanding of that series see the rest.

Japanese gameshow designers are the only ones allowed to wage war.

I tried to visualize the wars in question, but my brain short-circuited. Now I've got a headache. I blame you, Zombie Potatoheads!

I tried to visualize the wars in question, but my brain short-circuited. Now I've got a headache. I blame you, Zombie Potatoheads!
no thanks is necessary. your brainchild is more than enough!

Actually when you think about it, having Japanese gameshow designers run wars would prob kill more people than what happens now.

And the victims would probably perish by means of rather bizarre and humiliating cause of deaths.

Everyone above the age of 16 should be made to carry a loaded firearm with them when out in public.

Even if they hate firearms.

You took the words right out of my mouth. I think everything would be better and more interesting if we did just that. Good thinking.

And the logistical difficulties in being obscenely rich would outweigh the benefits. Literally.
I see a wonderful opportunity for credit cards. Just think of what someone would pay, NOT to have to carry cash around.

I tried to visualize the wars in question, but my brain short-circuited. Now I've got a headache. I blame you, Zombie Potatoheads!

Watch Takeshi's Castle. Its a fairly good idea of what it would be like.

Coward sir? If I wasn't a coward I wouldn't have overthrown your rule with my tank and my awesome Arnold Swarzenaggerish biceps. :tongue:

KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!

"Tank"? What is this "tank" you speak of? Do you not know that I have the power to bend steel, such as the kind this "tank" is made of, in my bare hands, and to destroy this "tank" simply by standing in its path and letting it run into me?

And as for your "biceps", we shall see just how powerful these "biceps" of yours are when I rip your arm from your shoulder!

If I wasn't a coward

So... you ARE a coward after all!

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Watch Takeshi's Castle. Its a fairly good idea of what it would be like.

Isn't that the one that Spike purchased the rights to to make "MXC" (Most Extreme Elimination Challange)? Where they have the insane challanges and the 1xx competitors get eliminated then fight with water guns in tanks at the end?

everybody should buy and play the worst video game they can find every month.something like this:http://www.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=274.to get an understanding of that series see the rest.

Kabuki Warriors is the worst playable (non-flash) video game evar!!! My mom got it for $5 at a tag sale once, we (my brother and I) played it for one day before selling $3 to GameStop.

All humans will be labled as Weapons of Mass Destruction and consent to week long inspection by U.N. inspectors, during the course of which daily cavity searches will be performed. U.N. inspectors are not excluded.

All humans will be labled as Weapons of Mass Destruction and consent to week long inspection by U.N. inspectors, during the course of which daily cavity searches will be performed. U.N. inspectors are not excluded.

I think this might work. Provided I can do the cavity search on Mark Harmon and provided that he is required to do the cavity search on me.

Candidates for political office shall, by means of a vast conspiracy consisting of the media, anyone who works at a place that might make a suitable venue for a political debate or rally, and voters who actually care, be kept completely ignorant of each other's locations. This means that it is entirely possible for both candidates to have speeches or rallies at the same location and time.

Now, obviously, we cannot have two simultaneous rallies. The candidates would talk over each other, and we'd never get any soundbites. This would be settled by some sort of battle, but as the Secret Service would electrocute their own grandmothers before letting anyone in their protection get into an actual fight, the candidates' respective Secret Service details shall fight on their behalf. Wearing party colors.

Any elementary school kid knows that all numbers can be reduced to prime factors. Think of all the space we would save if we got rid of space-wasters like 10 or 2009 and just said five times two or seven squared times forty-one. Much more efficient.

Any elementary school kid knows that all numbers can be reduced to prime factors. Think of all the space we would save if we got rid of space-wasters like 10 or 2009 and just said five times two or seven squared times forty-one. Much more efficient.
Since the computer you're using to read this thread uses binary numbers for calculation, let's just all count in binary! In fact, every letter should be represented by the standard 8 (I mean 00001000) bit code!

A new element called "Arnoldium" should pop into existence. Breathing in Arnoldium gas will cause one to sound like the Governator.

Olympic medals will now consist of only the top 3 highest elements in the perodic table, Ununpentium, Ununhexium, and Ununoctium. Each of these is highly radioactive and has only time to remain stable for a few seconds before emitting and decaying. So, Olympic medal winners will receive a once-in-a-life-time chance to handle highly radioactive material for a short time!! (Side effects may include but are not limited to brain tumors, radiation poisoning, and major forms of cancer.)