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Nope. Not the best thinker at 5:36.

You're an hour in my past!

Please, you must contact my past self and tell him not to get on that train! There's still time!

You're an hour in my past!

Please, you must contact my past self and tell him not to get on that train! There's still time!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Good, a clear hour nap.

Now did I miss something?

Nope. Not the best thinker at 5:36.

Anyway, sorry your life has been an epic phailure, except for this instance.

Well, this instance is still up for judgement.

I'm a bit concerned, because if I'm found unworthy, surgical entry to Wernicke and Borca's areas in my brain is made, and my capacity to not only deliver, but understand concepts like wit, derision, or irony is utterly and irreversibly excised.

I've seen, right here on nationstates, what someone like that would be like.

Lunatic Goofballs is a race traitor who will be first against the wall when RAHOWA comes.

And I don't mean he's betrayed white people, he's betrayed clowns. The secret of ballistic pastry was not meant for the uninitiated, and yet LG betrayed his master and murdered his clown master, HippyBoppy the Joyous, before stealing and then publicizing the means to fill, bake, and propel pies.

He's to clowns what Lerma is to the Scientologists. And like them, clowns always settle up.

No matter how many times you spread these mime lies, the clowns will never believe them. But what I want to know is how the mimes got you under their invisible thumbs? Did they find out about your two-carrot-a-day prostate self-massages or are they holding a family member hostage in one of those insidious transparent box traps of theirs?

Well let me help you decide.

There is a way to live your life, and it is right there in the Bible. If you have children, their Heavenly Father has admonished you to be responsible for them and how they behave.

The bible is complete, inerrant, and best of all, it has little numbers so you can quote things for other people to find.

There's a section on not killing, a section on praying, a section on every possible facet for your daily life.

Is there a section that says its a big deal if a kid happens to blast a watery green shit down his pant leg?

No. Why? Because it has nothing to do with victory in christ. And neither does satire.

Bwahahahahahah.

No matter how many times you spread these mime lies, the clowns will never believe them. But what I want to know is how the mimes got you under their invisible thumbs? Did they find out about your two-carrot-a-day prostate self-massages or are they holding a family member hostage in one of those insidious transparent box traps of theirs?

Mimes are French, and as a devout Christian, I despise the French for their cowardice and unwillingness to support a war merely because of reasonable and factually well-supported misgivings.

Your time is done, LG. The day of the Stand-Up Comedian is coming. Patton Oswalt, Lisa Lampinelli, and the rest are coming for you, and your elephant shit covered kind are almost extinct.

Mimes are French, and as a devout Christian, I despise the French for their cowardice and unwillingness to support a war merely because of reasonable and factually well-supported misgivings.

Your time is done, LG. The day of the Stand-Up Comedian is coming. Patton Oswalt, Lisa Lampinelli, and the rest are coming for you, and your elephant shit covered kind are almost extinct.

We have always been here. We have infiltrated all levels of society and have guided humanity past the worst crises for centuries. Yes, we have even had our agents in your precious 'christianity'. St. Francis of Assisi was one of us as was St. Basil. Mulla Nasreddin was one of us. We had our agents among the tribes of North America before Columbus landed. We are everywhere. Our hilarious sight gags and well-hidden social commentary will continue to evolve with the times, be assured of that. *nod*

this is what happens when you let anybody become a parent...

We have always been here. We have infiltrated all levels of society and have guided humanity past the worst crises for centuries. Yes, we have even had our agents in your precious 'christianity'. St. Francis of Assisi was one of us as was St. Basil. Mulla Nasreddin was one of us. We had our agents among the tribes of North America before Columbus landed. We are everywhere. Our hilarious sight gags and well-hidden social commentary will continue to evolve with the times, be assured of that. *nod*

My God...I should've realized....from the fart jokes of the ancients around the campfires, to the Jesters in every court of medieval times to John Stewart of today....clowns are just Jews Without Hats!

Oh, man, I'm totally going to suggest that to my buddy Moshe for his band name.

My God...I should've realized....from the fart jokes of the ancients around the campfires, to the Jesters in every court of medieval times to John Stewart of today....clowns are just Jews Without Hats!

Oh, man, I'm totally going to suggest that to my buddy Moshe for his band name.

Soooo why hasn't this one been banned yet then?

Soooo why hasn't this one been banned yet then?

There's a couple reasons, really.
1) His status as a troll is uncertain. (Rightfully! *adds editorial, escapes*)
2) No mods have been online recently. :)

Soooo why hasn't this one been banned yet then?

I have a great lawyer. Neo Art.

He's a Jew, and he has a brilliant mind, even if he has horns and no soul. j

Plus, he lets me settle my billable hours with little golden swastika earrings that I steal out of my girlfriends hope chest.

My God...I should've realized....from the fart jokes of the ancients around the campfires, to the Jesters in every court of medieval times to John Stewart of today....clowns are just Jews Without Hats!

Oh, man, I'm totally going to suggest that to my buddy Moshe for his band name.

Please can we keep Hammurab as a pet? His trolling makes me laugh!

There's a couple reasons, really.
1) His status as a troll is uncertain. (Rightfully! *adds editorial, escapes*)
2) No mods have been online recently. :)

Ohhhh I think if you read just about every post he has made on this thread, his status is 100% troll.

Still I dare say when some mods do get here we won't be seeing him again for a time.

Ohhhh I think if you read just about every post he has made on this thread, his status is 100% troll.

I have Peepelonia, I have.
I probably responded to most of them…

Please can we keep Hammurab as a pet? His trolling makes me laugh!

We promise to feed him and walk him every day!

There's a couple reasons, really.
1) His status as a troll is uncertain. (Rightfully! *adds editorial, escapes*)
2) No mods have been online recently. :)

Kat has warned me, and I'm betting one of the other mods will punch my ticket unless I luck out and the one on duty takes the time to really read my posts. We'll see.

The hilarious thing is, the mod in my section over at Stormfront.org (who's name is, get this, Yehuda Abraham) has been, so far, fine with my posts. This is a different board, of course, but the idea that Yehuda Abraham, who deals with white supremacists all day, gets it, and some here don't...well, that alone might be worth it.

Seriously, going straight from the topic to the last page and scrolling down was so confusing on this one. I was expecting something about irresponsible parents. Instead I got rim jobs and wubbing. Thought I clicked on something wrong for a minute.

Search the thread for my posts. The long ones in the middle I will happily answer for.

I hope you can tell the difference between my ironical posts and my serious ones.

Reply, if you so choose, to even one paragraph of them. Argue with me, if you so choose. I respect you as a poster, sincere and thoughtful.
(This encouragement to debate does not extend to all posters.)

This thread is not all jokes. I repeat something I said earlier: humour is an entirely acceptable response to tragedy! Sometimes, we're really not up for the tragedy.

The hilarious thing is, the mod in my section over at Stormfront.org (who's name is, get this, Yehuda Abraham) has been, so far, fine with my posts. This is a different board, of course, but the idea that Yehuda Abraham, who deals with white supremacists all day, gets it, and some here don't...well, that alone might be worth it.

If you're posting there what you're posting here, I doubt Yehuda Abraham gets it at all.

Ohhhh I think if you read just about every post he has made on this thread, his status is 100% troll.

Still I dare say when some mods do get here we won't be seeing him again for a time.

So it's the real deal. It also explains why Hammurab is so extremely active at the moment, for he probably expects to be permabanned before nightfall. If only he would have taken his medication, all of this could have been prevented.

Admit it, after reading this thread and especially Hammurab's posts, you can start to relate to little kids shitting themselves. :p

My God...I should've realized....from the fart jokes of the ancients around the campfires, to the Jesters in every court of medieval times to John Stewart of today....clowns are just Jews Without Hats!

Oh, man, I'm totally going to suggest that to my buddy Moshe for his band name.

Noah was one of us. What did he do to celebrate after the flood? He got drunk and naked. *nod*

I don't completely understand the point of making Canaan and his descendants slaves to Shem and his, but I suppose it must've made sense to him at the time. :confused:

So it's the real deal. It also explains why Hammurab is so extremely active at the moment, for he probably expects to be permabanned before nightfall. If only he would have taken his medication, all of this could have been prevented.

I refuse to take medication, because much of contemporary neurochemistry was developed under models consistent with advances in evolutionary biology. That makes it Jew science.

I also refuse to apply Cantor's advances to my work in Mathematical Set Theory, because he might have been a Jew.

I tell you, its slow going.

I refuse to take medication, because much of contemporary neurochemistry was developed under models consistent with advances in evolutionary biology. That makes it Jew science.

I also refuse to apply Cantor's advances to my work in Mathematical Set Theory, because he might have been a Jew.

I tell you, its slow going.

If you're worried about Jews then surely the following shall concern you:

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z313/Sainthero/jew-jitsu.jpg

If you're worried about Jews then surely the following shall concern you:

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z313/Sainthero/jew-jitsu.jpg

Dude, I totally have that up in my study!

We actually saw this guy on the learning channel, an orthodox rabbi whose evidently an accomplished martial artist, thoroughly versed in the Chinese animal styles.

If I knew anything about machining metal, I'd fashion some Star of David throwing stars!

Kat has warned me, and I'm betting one of the other mods will punch my ticket unless I luck out and the one on duty takes the time to really read my posts. We'll see.

In other words, your only hope is betting on some mod to believe that your satire is so witty and insightful that the fact that it's obvious trolling, flaming and flame-baiting will be overlooked.

So, you're rushing to troll and flame and flame-bait as much as you can before the going gets gone.

The hilarious thing is, the mod in my section over at Stormfront.org (who's name is, get this, Yehuda Abraham)

Oh, wow, so you mean at a white supremacist forum (where you post), there's a moderator whose nickname is Hebrew, therefore you feel you can say "I have a Jew friend who's OK with me, so I'm not racist!"

You're right, that's pretty hilarious. As if being a fake racist troll is better than being a genuine racist troll; as if Stormfront Nazi moderators posing as Jews is credible, as if your admission to posting on that Nazi trash site is some kind of defense.

In the great pond of the flamebait, Trostia is one hungry fish.

In the great pond of the flamebait, Trostia is one hungry fish.

Flamebait you say? I thought it was just brilliant, misunderstood satire! Are you suggesting it's anything less?

Flamebait you say? I thought it was just brilliant, misunderstood satire! Are you suggesting it's anything less?

Sometimes, when the fish are hungry enough, they bite even when there's nothing on the end of the hook.

Flamebait you say? I thought it was just brilliant, misunderstood satire! Are you suggesting it's anything less?

T, if you're going to try to illustrate an untenable opposing position through parody, please try to do it with some skill.

You can't just throw up exaggerated indignant prose, there honestly is an art to it.

Think of it like a symphony...yes, there are times for crescendo, but they must be buoyed upon subtlety, and the cloak of derision must be sufficiently plausible that the listener has been drawn close before you unveil the shining edge of sarcasm.

Righteous anger is a club, and you swing it hard and often, Trostia.

But don't hate me if I favor something more elegant.

Sometimes, when the fish are hungry enough, they bite even when there's nothing on the end of the hook.

I think you're mistaking "posting a response" with "flaming."

I think you're mistaking "posting a response" with "flaming."

Unlike a bandwagon fallacy where one claims validity because others agree, the premise of "flaming" is subject to the collective nature of intersecting communication.

What I mean by that is, suppose there is a piece of metal on a table with 10 people. It is suggested that it might be unsafely hot.

9 people touch it, and find it of safe temperature. Simultaneously, 1 person touches it and starts howling that its hot.

Now, perhaps the 1 person is right, and the others are unharmed because they have thicker skin. Or perhaps the issue is with the 1 person.

You said earlier that the opinions of others, the "misguided naifs" I think you called them, were "delusion" if they found me satirical.

If you succeed in getting me banned because you don't accept the rights of those "misguided naifs" to see merit in my work, you are closer to a Nazi then I will ever be.

Figures a Jew lover would use Wiki instead of citing some peer-reviewed scientific literature from someplace reputable and with a proven track record of meaningful research, like Harvard or the Weizmann Institute.

But if this was evolution we were talking about, those so-called peer reviewed scientific literature pieces would have to be sanctioned by some rabidly fundamentalist group with the depth perception of a blind three legged dog trying to bury shit on a frozen pond.

Calling me a troll is disrespectful. This is pure Aryan blood you're talking to.

You're right. It's disrespectful to trolls everywhere to akin them to the likes of you. I apologise to all troll kin for such a grievous error.

All Jews are dicks.

Well, when it comes to procreation, it does give them an edge. Personally, I think that's a good thing; less work required for me when I want my first kid!

Think for a second, really think, prayerfully, because if you aren't a Jew or a black or an Aleutian Islander or a Mongolian or...okay, its just faster to say what you are instead of what you aren't, so I'll start over.

Half the fun is making you work to figure out what someone is.

Me... I'm just a delightful bag of mix nuts because my daddy couldn't resist my siren of a mother.

Think for a second, really think, prayerfully, because if you are white, or Ainu, which are kind of like prehistoric white japanese or something, I'm not sure...wait, okay, one more time.

I can't believe prayerfully is actually a word. It's a damn travesty of a word. I can't believe we let our English become to mangled.

Think for a second, really think, prayerfully, because if you can date a southern white woman without her Dad getting pissed, there might still be a chance for you.

Wow... that daddy better like lesbians then! :p

Jews are all dicks. Understand that now. They create famine, war, economic disparity, and the sequels to Highlander. They. Are. Evil.

Oooo! Chaos! I'm in my niche. How lovely. I guess Atheists and Jews were made for each other. No wonder my in-laws love me and haven't tried to convert me once. :)

If you are white, I care about you and want you to know the truth. Wake up.

Oh but I like my own little delusions. Why not come and join me in my little algae filled pond?

Okay, then forget everything I just said, because if you're black, you're nothing but the puppet on the strings of Jew ventriliquists.

I'm mixed white... where does that leave the likes of me?

Wait, that doesn't make any sense, ventriliquist dummies don't use strings...

But then how are the strings pulled to allow them to get ahead?

You are nothing but a Radio Controlled car with the joystick in the hands of jews.

It better have rechargeable battery!

And being black, that car is mostly likely a cadillac. Because strong white men drive Volvos. Or chevy camaros.

Volvos. I knew someone who drove a Volvo. She was a bitch.

I knew someone who owned a Caddy; damn sexy car.

We used to drive pick up trucks, but those fucking mexicans took that away from us when they took our jobs.

Don't you mean the safety freaks when you go no longer mount your gun to the rack on the back where you put your own baseball team that had sprung from your loins?

I deny nothing except for the Holocaust.

You're still drowning in The Nile.

What a load of shit that was. Big claims, zero evidence. What, I'm supposed to be impressed by witnesses, bodies, footage, photographs, survivors, confessions of perpetrators, more bodies, other witnesses, and the actual camps themselves?

Hmmm... no evidence? Then what do you call witnesses, bodies, photographs and confessions? Damn you've got some high standards. Too bad you're not applying those to when you need to take a shit.

Just one big scam so the Jews could get Israel.

A big scam in which the British took part. Don't forget about the red coats. They were the master minds behind it all!

Finally, somebody that understands that I'm not some "satire", as if calling me a mythological horny sylvan prancer with the lower halves a goat, horns, a lyre, and +2 reaction from elves dismisses my arguments.

You're right. It's an insult to all horny sylvan prancers everywhere. You're a simple peasant NPC whose core ability is running around like a headless chicken while the evil barbarians pillage your town and take your women. Left in the smouldering ruins of your village, you await the heroic traveller to come through and listen to your tale of woe and then dutifully take on your quest for revenge while you wallow in your own crapulence reading your Bible.

If you want to see somebody with small horns and coarse black body hair, just look at a Jew.

What if you shave it off?

Admit it, after reading this thread and especially Hammurab's posts, you can start to relate to little kids shitting themselves. :p

QFT.

Hey, I think I'm even starting to side with the parents.
If the kids can't be toilet trained, they can't go to school, then they stay illiterate and they can't read and post on NSG!

T, if you're going to try to illustrate an untenable opposing position through parody, please try to do it with some skill.

You can't just throw up exaggerated indignant prose, there honestly is an art to it.

Think of it like a symphony...yes, there are times for crescendo, but they must be buoyed upon subtlety, and the cloak of derision must be sufficiently plausible that the listener has been drawn close before you unveil the shining edge of sarcasm.

Righteous anger is a club, and you swing it hard and often, Trostia.

But don't hate me if I favor something more elegant.

Wow! You're so clever, even you think you're clever! That's an amazing endorsement you've given yourself there, buddy.

Now run along back to Stormfront where, as you inform us, people appreciate your "elegant" comments about "hebes" and "Junglebunnies."

Unlike a bandwagon fallacy where one claims validity because others agree, the premise of "flaming" is subject to the collective nature of intersecting communication.

What I mean by that is, suppose there is a piece of metal on a table with 10 people. It is suggested that it might be unsafely hot.

9 people touch it, and find it of safe temperature. Simultaneously, 1 person touches it and starts howling that its hot.

Now, perhaps the 1 person is right, and the others are unharmed because they have thicker skin. Or perhaps the issue is with the 1 person.

You said earlier that the opinions of others, the "misguided naifs" I think you called them, were "delusion" if they found me satirical.

If you succeed in getting me banned because you don't accept the rights of those "misguided naifs" to see merit in my work, you are closer to a Nazi then I will ever be.

I am not going to "succeed in getting you banned." The only thing I've done is post links to your own shitty behavior. But do go on with this incredibly original whining about how you're oppressed and how this is just a Difference Of Opinion which you are being Unfairly Persecuted (by Nazis) for. Maybe while you're at it you can show more "elegance" by "satirically" calling me a "doo doo head."

I can't believe prayerfully is actually a word. It's a damn travesty of a word. I can't believe we let our English become to mangled.



Wow... that daddy better like lesbians then! :p


First of all, if you can use the word crapulence, I can use the word prayerfully.

Second, of course southern daddies love lesbians. Its the only kind of gayness endorsed by white christian men!

Until they come home and find a note from their wives saying that their running off with the latina gardener and we're out of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Winstons.

Unlike a bandwagon fallacy where one claims validity because others agree, the premise of "flaming" is subject to the collective nature of intersecting communication.

What I mean by that is, suppose there is a piece of metal on a table with 10 people. It is suggested that it might be unsafely hot.

9 people touch it, and find it of safe temperature. Simultaneously, 1 person touches it and starts howling that its hot.

Now, perhaps the 1 person is right, and the others are unharmed because they have thicker skin. Or perhaps the issue is with the 1 person.

You said earlier that the opinions of others, the "misguided naifs" I think you called them, were "delusion" if they found me satirical.

If you succeed in getting me banned because you don't accept the rights of those "misguided naifs" to see merit in my work, you are closer to a Nazi then I will ever be.

Or flamebaiting is useing words designed to upset and elicit a certian response.

Umm yeah, thats all of your posts that is.

Or flamebaiting is useing words designed to upset and elicit a certian response.

Umm yeah, thats all of your posts that is.

Have you looked at all of my posts?

Have you looked at all of my posts?

Don't you go flamebaiting me, you!

Don't you go flamebaiting me, you!

I shant. Or shallnt.

Why isn't there an apostrophe in shant?

There should be two actually.

You know, it amazes me that it isn't a self-correcting problem, that parents too lazy to potty train their children would get tired of finding brownie batter all over every damn thing at home and potty train the children so there would be less work.

Still, the issue of microbial pathogens alone provides adequate impetus to for schools to have standardized policies on the issue.

I shant. Or shallnt.

Why isn't there an apostrophe in shant?

There should be two actually.

You know, it amazes me that it isn't a self-correcting problem, that parents too lazy to potty train their children would get tired of finding brownie batter all over every damn thing at home and potty train the children so there would be less work.

Still, the issue of microbial pathogens alone provides adequate impetus to for schools to have standardized policies on the issue.

Meh, coz you didn't put one in?

A lot of parents just get used to their childrens ill behviour.

I shant. Or shallnt.

Why isn't there an apostrophe in shant?

There should be two actually.

You know, it amazes me that it isn't a self-correcting problem, that parents too lazy to potty train their children would get tired of finding brownie batter all over every damn thing at home and potty train the children so there would be less work.

Still, the issue of microbial pathogens alone provides adequate impetus to for schools to have standardized policies on the issue.

Even using nappies, one would expect that finding them in their child's size would start to get prohibitive and the trash can would begin to fill up rather quickly(or the laundry). Not to mention that as the child starts pinching out larger and larger pickles and requires more thorough cleaning and wetnaps, one would expect the smell and/or expense to be strong motivators.

Meh, coz you didn't put one in?

A lot of parents just get used to their childrens ill behviour.

While I can see a certain acclimated appeasement on the part of slothful parents, cleaning up shit is work. Lazy people don't like work, and you'd think they'd have their kids pinch their loaves into the bowl, not because of what should be a cleeeeeaaaaaarly evident reason of health, but simply in accordance with their aversion to effort.

First of all, if you can use the word crapulence, I can use the word prayerfully.

You got it backwards... because you can prayerfully, I can use crapulence. No turning it around on me.

Second, of course southern daddies love lesbians. Its the only kind of gayness endorsed by white christian men!

Because his daughter's lesbian lover can't knock her up? :p

Until they come home and find a note from their wives saying that their running off with the latina gardener and we're out of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Winstons.

I don't know.... I hear those Latina garderners can be incredible lovers.

Even using nappies, one would expect that finding them in their child's size would start to get prohibitive and the trash can would begin to fill up rather quickly(or the laundry). Not to mention that as the child starts pinching out larger and larger pickles and requires more thorough cleaning and wetnaps, one would expect the smell and/or expense to be strong motivators.

I hate when I agree with a clown. Its like when Bozo wrote that treatise on tort reform and it made sense. I just felt...dirty.

I hate when I agree with a clown. Its like when Bozo wrote that treatise on tort reform and it made sense. I just felt...dirty.

It's all part of our strategy. :)

While I can see a certain acclimated appeasement on the part of slothful parents, cleaning up shit is work. Lazy people don't like work, and you'd think they'd have their kids pinch their loaves into the bowl, not because of what should be a cleeeeeaaaaaarly evident reason of health, but simply in accordance with their aversion to effort.

Unless of course these same perants get their kids to clear away their own crap.

It does seem strange to me, but in a world where it is evident that no two people can agree on very much at all, then the strangesness of others does not come as much supprise anymore.

Because his daughter's lesbian lover can't knock her up? :p


Dude! Yes, totally, that's brilliant!

A proud white dad living in Tennessee has his daughter knocked up by a black lesbian, and he goes on a white supremacist board for advice!

Okay...okay...black lesbian is a transexual, used to be a dude, still has her junk in working order...meh.

Okay, we need a mechanism for a black lesbian to get a white girl pregnant. Ideas?

Meh, coz you didn't put one in?

A lot of parents just get used to their childrens ill behviour.

It's hard to believe even the laziest of parents can't see the cost and effort savings of toilet training. But maybe the laziest of the lazy just need that little extra push, which is why I recommend that all schools serve chili for every lunch. :)

Unless of course these same perants get their kids to clear away their own crap.

It does seem strange to me, but in a world where it is evident that no two people can agree on very much at all, then the strangesness of others does not come as much supprise anymore.

Sure, but once the kids are adept at clearing away their own shit, they should eventually figure out its easier just to put in the trash when it first arrives...and the toilet presents itself soon after.

We should develop and market a line of transformer toys to deal with this.

Commodicons versus the Toilebots.

It's hard to believe even the laziest of parents can't see the cost and effort savings of toilet training. But maybe the laziest of the lazy just need that little extra push, which is why I recommend that all schools serve chili for every lunch. :)

Heh yeah hard to belive, but not impossible?

Dude! Yes, totally, that's brilliant!

A proud white dad living in Tennessee has his daughter knocked up by a black lesbian, and he goes on a white supremacist board for advice!

Okay...okay...black lesbian is a transexual, used to be a dude, still has her junk in working order...meh.

Okay, we need a mechanism for a black lesbian to get a white girl pregnant. Ideas?

Stolen sperm in a turkey baster?

Heh yeah hard to belive, but not impossible?

Nothing is impossible. Mudsurfing taught me that. :)

Stolen sperm in a turkey baster?

Yeah, but what if the stolen sperm is from a white guy?

Maybe Klinefelter's Syndrome or something?

Unless we can work it so it eventually turns out she stole the sperm from a local fertility clinic, and the sperm actually comes from...

No, shit, that's too fucked up for even me.

Okay, we need a mechanism for a black lesbian to get a white girl pregnant. Ideas?

LG's idea is probably the soundest. Maybe the black lesbian took your "daughter" to a sperm bank so they could have abortion babies?

No, probably not subtle enough.

Dude! Yes, totally, that's brilliant!

A proud white dad living in Tennessee has his daughter knocked up by a black lesbian, and he goes on a white supremacist board for advice!

Okay...okay...black lesbian is a transexual, used to be a dude, still has her junk in working order...meh.

Okay, we need a mechanism for a black lesbian to get a white girl pregnant. Ideas?

.............................. :eek:

*blink....*

Uh........

:D :D :D

*falls over laughing her ass off*

LG's idea is probably the soundest. Maybe the black lesbian took your "daughter" to a sperm bank so they could have abortion babies?

No, probably not subtle enough.

Thing is, their shock and disgust for abortion is only to protect "white babies", but if the baby is white, its less objectionable to them on a race level.

Still, would be a cool angle to work in.

The thing is, pissing them off is easy. I want to deliver an idea, in the trojan horse, of course, of course, but it needs to be something that might nestle itself somewhere, that the absurdity of the whole scenario is reflective of the absurdity of their contempt for blacks and/or lesbians.

The thing is, pissing them off is easy. I want to deliver an idea, in the trojan horse, of course, of course, but it needs to be something that might nestle itself somewhere, that the absurdity of the whole scenario is reflective of the absurdity of their contempt for blacks and/or lesbians.

Well, the best way to make someone realize bigotry is absurd is to show how the people they hate are pretty much the same as themselves.
I admit to not having the faintest clue of how to begin doing that, however, especially when black lesbians and white supremacists are involved.

Well, the best way to make someone realize bigotry is absurd is to show how the people they hate are pretty much the same as themselves.
I admit to not having the faintest clue of how to begin doing that, however, especially when black lesbians and white supremacists are involved.

Yeah, but I really think you've found the fulcrum...commonality. Its a doorway, to sympathy, to empathy, to rehumanizing people they've learned to try to dehumanize.

Listen, based on what I've seen Archodoile doing in the other threads, I'm probably going to be banned, possibly permanently.

To NMW, LG, Neo Art, Jocabia, and everybody else who has ever given plaudit to my efforts, in this guise or others, thanks.

And remember, even if you slay me, the Order of Huxley survives, and if the Order falls, like the Aristophanian Guild before it, another will arise.

And Trostia, if you really were the Grandmaster of the Order, here to test me, remember, you gave me four years.

Listen, based on what I've seen Archodoile doing in the other threads, I'm probably going to be banned, possibly permanently.

Not if this is your first infraction.

Yeah, but I really think you've found the fulcrum...commonality. Its a doorway, to sympathy, to empathy, to rehumanizing people they've learned to try to dehumanize.

Listen, based on what I've seen Archodoile doing in the other threads, I'm probably going to be banned, possibly permanently.

To NMW, LG, Neo Art, Jocabia, and everybody else who has ever given plaudit to my efforts, in this guise or others, thanks.

And remember, even if you slay me, the Order of Huxley survives, and if the Order falls, like the Aristophanian Guild before it, another will arise.

And Trostia, if you really were the Grandmaster of the Order, here to test me, remember, you gave me four years.

awww shucks hammy, don't worry, we won't let anything bad happen to you.

awww shucks hammy, don't worry, we won't let anything bad happen to you.

That's what you said when I got permabanned from that muslim discussion board and you represented me before the Syariah, and they wanted to push a fucking brick wall over on me.

You got me out of the death sentence, but my ass still hurts from the caning.

Shit, I thought you Jews were supposed to be good lawyers.

Tell me this, Hammurab: have you been talking about Aldous this whole time?

That's what you said when I got permabanned from that muslim discussion board and you represented me before the Syariah, and they wanted to push a fucking brick wall over on me.

You got me out of the death sentence, but my ass still hurts from the caning.

To be honest, I could have gotten you out with just a warning but...well....the caning was kinda funny

Not if this is your first infraction.

I dunno, man, the hammer is coming down on what should really have been some fairly mild transgressions in the other threads.

Some don't find me funny, some don't find me witty, but even my erstwhile detractors will concede that I am prolific.

I'm probably on offense #142 by now, and Kat already gave me a warning.

Tell me this, Hammurab: have you been talking about Aldous this whole time?

The Order to which I am pledging is named for him, yes.

I dunno, man, the hammer is coming down on what should really have been some fairly mild transgressions in the other threads.

People never get permabanned that fast here. If you are, we'll erect some kind of memorial in your memory.

The Order to which I am pledging is named for him, yes.

Ha! I knew it.

To be honest, I could have gotten you out with just a warning but...well....the caning was kinda funny

Oh, you fucking Jew.

As if my sexuality wasn't already in adequate turmoil from seeing White Chicks (I honestly thought it would be a great film for a white supremacist, from the title), now I get excited whenever the falafel guy slaps the towel on those weird metal counters at the falafel shop.

Listen, based on what I've seen Archodoile doing in the other threads, I'm probably going to be banned, possibly permanently.

One can generally get away with a lot but Archodoile?

It's Ardchoille - that kind of mistake can get you more than perma-banned, it can put you in hospital.

One can generally get away with a lot but Archodoile?

It's Ardchoille - that kind of mistake can get you more than perma-banned, it can put you in hospital.

It was an anagram...no, wait, it was an acronymonmynm.

Ardchoille
Really
Can
Help
Others
Develop
Outstandingly
Insightful
Life
Education

See? ARCHODOILE.

See? ARCHODOILE.

I'm sure she'd be flattered.

It was amusing to see the religious tirade but really, don't you people think we've got a little more than off topic?

It was amusing to see the religious tirade but really, don't you people think we've got a little more than off topic?

*glances back at OP*
Threadjack accomplished.

Kat has warned me, and I'm betting one of the other mods will punch my ticket unless I luck out and the one on duty takes the time to really read my posts. We'll see.

I endorse the imputation that Kat's reading comprehension isn't so great.

You should keep the sentences short and the operative words up-front of them. She's a Mod, and when speaking as a Mod deserves respect as such.

Personally, I hope you are ruled on by the most merciful of Mods, Ardchoille. She's new to the job, trying hard, and will decode whatever convoluted dissent you offer and rule on it mercifully. "Firstly, do no harm."

Frankly, and speaking as one who has never even visited themodcave, I suspect that your fate is even now being debated by many mods. Take the judgement as Moderation judgement, not as a Moderator's judgement. Dissenting from the next ruling will be fatal to you.

The hilarious thing is, the mod in my section over at Stormfront.org (who's name is, get this, Yehuda Abraham) has been, so far, fine with my posts. This is a different board, of course, but the idea that Yehuda Abraham, who deals with white supremacists all day, gets it, and some here don't...well, that alone might be worth it.

This is what NSG gets for characterizing its own posters as "people from Stormfront." Some of the intersecting set get word back to there, and Stormfront commandos come over to mess with our heads.

Perhaps fora fight as nations fight, and the real victims are the posters. Poor conscripts to the delusion that "my forum is me."

To all posters: don't even mention other fora, unless you sincerely believe that they are "like us." Let's keep our little sandbox, candybox, hivemind happy place, and together make it great on its own merits, without need to define our quality by opposition to any other forum.

It's not so hard: many sites are acceptable to put in sigs. If you like the poster, check out the site they sig. Just don't dis any other forum. If it's in your sig ... it has your endorsement as a good site. Endorse a bad site, answer for it in forum.

Calling any of our forum comrades "some dickhead from Stormfront" will get us dickheads from Stormfront. We shouldn't do it, unless we endorse inter-forum warfare.

No more of this. Or I'll be over on Stormfront, using "satire" to convert the whole lot to baby-eating, nappy-diving Lyrical Terrorists (google that.) If the modding over there is really so lax, I should be able to land a half-dozen of them in jail.

So much for threats. Now for the plea for mercy: this forum is not your little toy. It's the shared toy of all of us, from the eloquent to the incoherent, from the weak to the strong, from the personal to the public. Your actions are strong, admirable by their very mastery ... but consider consequences please. The boxer who delivers the knockout with his full strength, when a tap would win the fight, is no hero.

The runner who wins by a lap is a hero. But debating is more like boxing than track running (Heikoku 2, this for you too). It's mental combat, not record-setting. To win is honourable, to destroy the opponent (by combat) is not.

Good day to you sir. I am placing you on ignore until your behaviour has been ruled on in the Moderation thread I started. Your post to that thread of Moderation is entirely in keeping with your general behaviour: not quite spamming, not quite trolling, not quite flaming. You have a ton of talent, but I fear you as the china in the shop fears the bull. Your strength is not, I fear, matched by a sense of responsibility for your own actions.

(Yes, this is the real me. Beat up, make love to. Beat up, make love to. I'm an abuser and a lover. People my own size {who hit me back when I hit them, and return love when I give it} grow bigger from the experience, as do I. People bigger than me get more of the hitting, less of the loving, and I expect them to respond complimentarily: more of the loving, less of the hitting. I am a child. I am a child. I am a 44-yo, spoiled male child. I need to grow up. I need to become a fit parent. Here is the coda to all my posts to this thread: I want to be a parent. But I am not fit.)

It was amusing to see the religious tirade but really, don't you people think we've got a little more than off topic?

Okay.

In China, a popular clothing for children is the back-slit trousers, giving the child the ability to stoop and shit no matter where it is, on the street, in the park, doesn't really seem to matter.

It's quite the surprise first time you come across the scene.

As well as this, nearly all the public toilets are pretty much open, well not so much in Beijing anymore where they've 'cleaned up their act', if you'll excuse the whatever-that-is, and built modern versions. However, in the more traditional establishments, you generally had to walk past a row of stooping patrons to find an empty stall - I'd only visit when desperation demanded

Point being, that having a shit in public doesn't seem to have been that big a deal too long ago - I suspect hygiene education has a lot to do with the cultural sensitivities around it these days, not saying that's a bad thing.

snip

Dude, go to bed. ;)

Dude, go to bed. ;)

Hey, you're stalking me! You're posting to my dreams! I'm in bed, asleep, I swear!

Yes, I posted a signing-out statement in another thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13819044) "lest I vomit on someone while trying to hug them"

I did log out, but then I remembered that I was holding off the post you quoted (er, snipped) until logging out. It would change if a Mod judgement was delivered. Most of it was written two hours ago. I took out a few words which had to do with timing (ie the Mod decision.)

All of this is written in the last five minutes. I don't "line up" strong replies conditional on my guess of what they are replies to. And, believe it or not, I write far more replies than I post. This is why I often seem slow in replying. "Measure twice, cut once."

I've never seen a post of yours I did not like. And today, you have posted most honourably.

I am TG'ing you the post I was holding off, for the Moderation thread I started. The part which is a reply to your own Moderation post I am happy to have you quote (from TG to forum) but the rest I would appreciate that you only comment on by TG. I really should get around to hooking-up one of the personal message services, but something tells me not to.

I swear by mod that I will not post again to the forum until I have slept. I have a TG to send now.

Thanks for tucking me in. :)

There's a couple reasons, really.
1) His status as a troll is uncertain. (Rightfully! *adds editorial, escapes*)
2) No mods have been online recently. :)

Kat was here. She added to the confusion by actually understanding the Swiftness of his discourse.

And, believe it or not, I write far more replies than I post.

Yeah, same here. Sometimes I don't bother posting, for fear of coming off as being too serious. :eek:

I've never seen a post of yours I did not like. And today, you have posted most honourably.

*is flattered, but does not swing that way* :p

oh... I better make an amendment in there to clarify that :S

1:7 Do not piss or shit in the pool. It's just fricken nasty.

Oh, also, your link before doesn't work for Non-Americans :(
There is a big difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool. Location, location, location.

I endorse the imputation that Kat's reading comprehension isn't so great.

And I submit that your disagreement with me over various and sundry decisions does not mean that you have any idea of context.
I do find your obsession with me and my fitness to moderate amusing, albeit in a disturbing way.

A lightbulb just came on over my head.

A long-ago thread which was closed as trolling. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12895372&postcount=1)

Is anyone thinking what I'm thinking? Or is my lightbulb malfunctioning :p

Kat was here. She added to the confusion by actually understanding the Swiftness of his discourse.

Some readers are actually quite gulliver, and not well-traveled at all.

Some readers are actually quite gulliver, and not well-traveled at all.

Is that a l'il(i)put-down?

And I submit that your disagreement with me over various and sundry decisions does not mean that you have any idea of context.
I do find your obsession with me and my fitness to moderate amusing, albeit in a disturbing way.

You've said that before. It is an imputation of my motives, which I need only deny to debunk.

So, I deny that I am obsessed with you.

Questioning your reading comprehension was wrong of me. I retract that unreservedly, and apologize.

I DO NOT dispute your fitness to moderate! Your workload is astounding (I refer to the Mod Olympics win.)

Rather, I want to understand the reasons for all mod decisions: each is a precedent, a part of a growing body of "living law."

The reason I question you on Mod decisions is that I don't understand the decisions, and that's only because you do not explain your thinking in the way that Ard and Fris did in the Moderation thread where you first dealt with Hammurab.

Apparently, even Hammurab did not understand the ruling delivered to him.

The warning I got was for flaming. May I request certiorari on the trolling?

This was not answered, at least not in that Mods Only thread.

He seems to have taken that as endorsement and carried right on until the one-week ban hit him. Though of course I don't know whether you clarified the ruling for him privately.

I hope I have made myself clear without indulging any personal animus I may have. I'm sober and have spent hours weighing my words here. Please do not be offended!

Is that a l'il(i)put-down?

I had to read that three times before I got it. :D

Are you getting that "someone else is living in my brain" feeling too?

Is that a l'il(i)put-down?

Well played!

Stolen sperm in a turkey baster?
*ahem* BORROWED sperm in a ... uh, nevermind.

Are you getting that "someone else is living in my brain" feeling too?Awfuckowowie. *squints at Hammurab*

Awfuckowowie. *squints at Hammurab*

:eek: I KNEW IT!!!

I remember having a bad habit of not flushing after I'd used the toilet. But I was mad for rocketships and technology in general. One of my cunning parents got me to pretend that the shiny button on top of the cistern was the launch button and the roaring sound the mighty engines bursting into life.

*fart*
---
*splash*
*paper ripping*
---
*lid closing*
*flushing*
"BLAST OFF!!!"Ye hath wrought mighty works, indeed, as this thread. :)

:eek: I KNEW IT!!!
Actually, i ... erm, injected ... the last incarnation into Nanatsu No Tsuki a little while back ... i'm unsure if this is the current state of gestation or not.
The headache is like an itchy cavern.

Actually, i ... erm, injected ... the last incarnation into Nanatsu No Tsuki a little while back ...

Kinky. :)

Some readers are actually quite gulliver, and not well-traveled at all.

Yes, and I'm thoroughly ashamed of myself for not catching on to what he was doing as quickly as I should have. I was a real yahoo.

This reminds me of one time in pre-k, when i shit myself after keeping it in for a good few hours, ah the good old days

This reminds me of one time in pre-k, when i shit myself after keeping it in for a good few hours, ah the good old days

Keeping it in when it wants to come out isn't a good idea. Great way to get haemorrhoids.

Whether it's offered at the porcelain temple or kept, as if by faith, as "evidence of things not seen" ... better out than in!

You people, and yes, when I say 'you people' I really do mean all of you who have posted from page 22 to here... (and somewhat from before then)... ACK! You're batshit insane! Every last one of you! :D

What the hell have you people been smoking? (One exception exists here).

yes, And I'm Thoroughly Ashamed Of Myself For Not Catching On To What He Was Doing As Quickly As I Should Have. I Was A Real yahoo.

:)

Oh lawl, nice thread title, oh i do hate bogans, they are such a big stain on society, with their swearing, criminal behavior.... If I were in charge I'd send the lot into reeducation camps:D

You people, and yes, when I say 'you people' I really do mean all of you who have posted from page 22 to here... (and somewhat from before then)... ACK! You're batshit insane! Every last one of you! :D

What the hell have you people been smoking?

I'm not quite sure who brought it, but I do remember someone called Hammurab scooping the stuff endlessly out of a big white padded bag which he had strapped around his waist.

Woohoo, that was some righteous shit! There's probably still some on the carpet, if you're really keen.

Luckily for me, I didn't do as much of it as Ham did. Overdosing isn't so funny. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=560084)

I will not join you, and here's why:

A parents job is not to toilet train their children, it is to give them a strong moral upbringing.

Think about it: its one or the other. If your kid can crap in the right spot and not just anywhere, fine, but the priority should be to inculcate them with the right beliefs.

Which would you rather have, a child that drops the occasional deuce in his pants but knows to pray and not murder people, or some kid with pristine, unsoiled pants but blood on his or her hands?

Just remember this: every second spent explaining the workings of a toilet is one less second with the bible.

Well let me help you decide.

There is a way to live your life, and it is right there in the Bible. If you have children, their Heavenly Father has admonished you to be responsible for them and how they behave.

The bible is complete, inerrant, and best of all, it has little numbers so you can quote things for other people to find.

There's a section on not killing, a section on praying, a section on every possible facet for your daily life.

Is there a section that says its a big deal if a kid happens to blast a watery green shit down his pant leg?

No. Why? Because it has nothing to do with victory in christ. And neither does satire.

Well, tough, because the "heeby-jeebies" of religion are the difference between living a good life and betraying your Creator.



What you say in sarcasm is true in reality. The fact is, squishing about in our own excrement, even if its associated with a bit of vomit, rash, and in rare instance, hepatitis, is second, a distant second, to victory in christ.



First of all, spelling is important, because the words in scripture are spelled. Second, math is equally crucial, because without understanding the sequential nature of integers and their use in ordered pairs, they won't be able to find verses quickly.

Swimming is meaningless; Jesus did not swim, he walked, even on water.

Look, like I said, if parents want to teach their kids to pinch a loaf in the porcelain instead of in their chair at school, fine, as long as a bible lesson can be worked into it. Something about "it is not that which goes out of the anus but that which goes in that corrupteth a man", whatever, be creative.

I'm just saying we should save our outrage for non-Christians, not for parents who have understandably emphasized victory in christ over the occasional hard gas.

The truth frightens those who are frightened by the truth. It sounds redundant, but its actually deep and meaningful, like the reflective theorem.

Look, what's scary is this: There are people, in this world, in your country, in your town, maybe in YOUR HOUSE, that haven't accepted Christ.

Now, I want you to really think about this: Would you rather be walking around in dry clean underwear but bound for hell, or would you rather feel the firm yet slightly yielding mass of a turd all day at school but know that your saviour lives?

First of all, Heaven will not stink; it is the abode of God, and he will remove anything that does not befit his endless majesty and glory. Do you seriously think the creator of the world can't rearrange aromatic particles developed from the digestion and decay of organic material? Or alter our olfactory senses so that a greasy, strangely blackened streak of shit won't smell bad?



If they die having accepted Christ, yes; to die young, of sepsis, toxic plasmosis, or any number of microbial pathogens associated with reclining in your own shit for protracted periods, but to die WITH CHRIST, is preferable.



Well, you aren't God. And God gave us his message, its in the bible.

What you said doesn't even have numbers.

RELIGIOUS ZEALOT OVERLOAD! :headbang:

Oh lawl, nice thread title, oh i do hate bogans, they are such a big stain on society, with their swearing, criminal behavior.... If I were in charge I'd send the lot into reeducation camps:D

I'm not very pleased at you starting that thread on McCain and then not defending your OP. It actually became quite a lively and worthwhile discussion (perhaps because YOU WEREn'T THERE lol) but it went where it was always going to go, a thread lock for being US-election related. You know not to do that, but I'm pointing it out anyway.

And this is a pretty weak attempt at satire. (The main fault with it is that "sending the lot into re-education camps" is actually something you might say. "Gentrifying them with huge cash flows from the government" would work better.)

And still, after all that: congrats for trying some satire. Even occasional glimmers of levity would go a long way to breaking your bad habit of getting bans. I might be the only poster who would miss your pimping for Stalin, but I would. Your opinions keep up the diversity of NSG, and it would be sad to see you gone for good.

RELIGIOUS ZEALOT OVERLOAD! :headbang:

*holds own penguin firmly by the flipper*

And again Poe's Law is upheld.

Poe's law: "Without the use of a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to make a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."

*holds own penguin firmly by the flipper*

And again Poe's Law is upheld.

Poe's law: "Without the use of a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to make a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."

I´m sigging this!!:D

... That was a Parody? I fell for it completely!

I´m sigging this!!:D

I can't even find the source I took that wording from ... but it's mentioned in different forms on the net. You can sig it with my name to it if you like, but I feel like a bit of a heel claiming it as mine.

I first found it here (http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/8797/Education++History/Adages+Named+After+People.aspx), while trying to find if P.T. Barnum made a corollary of Occam's Razor. That doesn't really sound like the something Barnum would know. He was very quotable, but quite a buffoon. If he made a corollary it would have something hairy in it. ;)

That link to Xenophobialand in my sig is worth a read.
About that: (a) The whole post is good, (b) The definition he gives is profound is funny AND profound (c) The thread is locked now so linking doesn't encourage a gravedig (d) As far as I can tell, putting PT Barnum and William of Ockham into bed together has never been done before, so it's original work.
CTOAN's is the funniest one there. Click his name after the quote to see what it's an answer to and why it's in my sig. I crack some good jokes but they're often too long. That one "lands on a dime."

... That was a Parody? I fell for it completely!

*picks up own penguin and holds protectively* :p

"Satire" apparently. This was discussed over in Moderation. It was OK for a while, but Hammurab seems to have gone too far in other threads.

And we shouldn't talk about Ham in any way which could be taken as gloating, because Ham is on a one-week ban.

Posting under different names to the same thread is kinda not so cool. I'd go find the guideline for you, except that even penguins are expected to have read the rules (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8784654&postcount=5).