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I can't accept this picture the way it is...



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/flyingcarpet.jpg




There, that's better.
Niiice.

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk156/veblenia/Me001.jpg

Me, twenty minutes ago, killing time.
This pic makes me feel like I should smile back.

:)

This pic makes me feel like I should smile back.

:)

Snapped on a rare friendly moment. ;)

Niiice.


hehe thanks

I had to use a photo editor I am not familiar with so there are a lot of problems with it that I couldn't correct, but still it was fun to make.

For what?

Wow, that was rude.

Yeah, now looking back it was.:eek:
I meant I bit old for my tasty but cute indeed.

I imagined you way older. Graying hair, darker hair, like the black Irish, very black eye borws, you know, and piercing light eyes. Scary looking, yeah, not ugly, just scary looking.:p

I should look scary...thanks?

Like I said, I don't really know how I pictured you (or if I pictured you at all) but the pictures definitely were a surprise. It's neither negative or positive, it's just different. And I can't even pin it on something like "I thought you were bigger" or "I thought you had a beard" or something, I think it's really just that you look like a different type of person than I imagined. You know, something about your face, probably. You look a bit friendlier and "softer" than I'd thought, maybe. Wah, I dunno. But it's not bad! (she hastened to add...)

I tend to be more acerbic in print/anonymity. Thanks for the frank assessment....and I'm glad I'm not repulsive!

Like I said, I don't really know how I pictured you (or if I pictured you at all) but the pictures definitely were a surprise. It's neither negative or positive, it's just different. And I can't even pin it on something like "I thought you were bigger" or "I thought you had a beard" or something, I think it's really just that you look like a different type of person than I imagined. You know, something about your face, probably. You look a bit friendlier and "softer" than I'd thought, maybe. Wah, I dunno. But it's not bad! (she hastened to add...)

Splunge!

Thinking what? No one can think quite like Jhah.
....it's on the pool with God thread.
>.>

Okay, to put off studying for a further 3 minutes.. here is a photo of me...

I'm off centre cause it was a pic of my brother, sister and I, and I figured they wouldn't really appreciate been put on the NS forums... so, here I is...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/me.jpg
T'was about a year and a bit ago...

(You're so confusing, sir... Why get banned when you can partayyyy here?)

Haven't I mentioned? My mind is dying, in the most droll fashion, but even a trite ending is at least still an ending...thus the puerile off-topic improv of Jhahannam will now be consigned to the eventual home of all spam, save that which is digested by trailer dwellers and shat into the field behind their rusted out car frame, to be food for the daisies that will spring up amongst the beer cans and spent .22 shell casings.

I should look scary...thanks?

Scary as to your dominion of the forum, mate.:p

....it's on the pool with God thread.
>.>

Come again?:eek:

You mean to say that Jhahannam is actually God?

I knew it all along.:cool:

Come again?:eek:

You mean to say that Jhahannam is actually God?

I knew it all along.:cool:

You know that religion where God is envisioned as a comically unaware, tragically fallible lay-about who demands worship only in the form of cheeseburgers for which he will trade foot rubs?

I'm that God.

You know that religion where God is envisioned as a comically unaware, tragically fallible lay-about who demands worship only in the form of cheeseburgers for which he will trade foot rubs?

I'm that God.*presents with two cheeseburgers*

*holds out both feet for rubs*

*presents with two cheeseburgers*

*holds out both feet for rubs*

And yea, verily, did the lord descend, to the carpet, and after scarfing the offering of burger and cheese, and swigging tasty beverage, did he fulfill that which was written, and did rub feet.

And yea, verily, did the lord descend, to the carpet, and after scarfing the offering of burger and cheese, and swigging tasty beverage, did he fulfill that which was written, and did rub feet.Ah, thank you, that was great. Just one thing.
Those were tofuburgers...
*flees*

Ah, thank you, that was great. Just one thing.
Those were tofuburgers...
*flees*

And yea, verily, were the lord's bowels moved, as the tofu began its long exodus...

You know that religion where God is envisioned as a comically unaware, tragically fallible lay-about who demands worship only in the form of cheeseburgers for which he will trade foot rubs?

I'm that God.

Then here's a burger. Start the foot rubbing. <_<

Then here's a burger. Start the foot rubbing. <_<

The Revised Statutes of the State of Nevada, in which I duly reside as a side effect of being omnipresent, require that I disclose at this time that I am not a licensed or duly trained masseur.

Also, as per due diligence, I must ask at this time if you are pregnant or may be pregnant, as the diddling of your ankles may cause you to go into labor.

The Revised Statutes of the State of Nevada, in which I duly reside as a side effect of being omnipresent, require that I disclose at this time that I am not a licensed or duly trained masseur.

More rubbing, less talking.

Also, as per due diligence, I must ask at this time if you are pregnant or may be pregnant, as the diddling of your ankles may cause you to go into labor.

No worries there, I'm anti-pregnant-getting (babies are a disease!!). *nod*

More rubbing, less talking.

No worries there, I'm anti-pregnant-getting (babies are a disease!!). *nod*

*rubs firm, then soft, fast, then slow, tickles the slightest bit, smooches the underside of the pinky toe, looks around for Cinnamon Vanilla Foot Cream, doesn't talk*

*rubs firm, then soft, fast, then slow, tickles the slightest bit, smooches the underside of the pinky toe, looks around for Cinnamon Vanilla Foot Cream, doesn't talk*

Ooooohhhh, yeeeaaaahhhhh, that's the spot.


*lulz*

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3816/aukaicollinsby7.jpg

Ooooohhhh, yeeeaaaahhhhh, that's the spot.


*lulz*


As an audience gathers around to watch this spectacle. Some one from the back yells "get a room!".

As an audience gathers around to watch this spectacle. Some one from the back yells "get a room!".
"Why? This IS a room!"

"Why? This IS a room!"

The gathering crowd beats the one guy making the remark. The crowd yells in one unifying voice. More, more, more..... !

The gathering crowd beats the one guy making the remark. The crowd yells in one unifying voice. More, more, more..... !
That guy died as chants of "...more, more, more!!!" grew louder and louder.

I can't accept this picture the way it is...



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/flyingcarpet.jpg




There, that's better.
:eek:

My that's a hairy chest!!

:D :D

Well done :fluffle:

Splunge!

Great reference!

Scary as to your dominion of the forum, mate.:p

Dominion? If I'm dominant in any way, why am I not being fed grapes and being bathed in lavender?

:eek:

My that's a hairy chest!!

:D :D

Well done :fluffle:


I know! I was surprised too when I took away his heart- shaped box

and thanks :p:fluffle:

I know! I was surprised too when I took away his heart- shaped box
:p

HA!

I don't have any pics on this comp...and I'm not stupid enough to, Call to Power lives in the same county as I do. I ain't posting a pic so they can find me!

Dominion? If I'm dominant in any way, why am I not being fed grapes and being bathed in lavender?

Perhaps because you don´t ask... I don´t know... maybe...

As an audience gathers around to watch this spectacle. Some one from the back yells "get a room!".

For Chrissakes... :rolleyes:

Nah...I refuse to be the first non-white person to post.

Actually, are there any non-white people here???? Come on. There must be...

For the record, was this request dealt with?

For the record, was this request dealt with?

Does it need to be?

Does it need to be?

Yes, because I'd feel silly if I did so unnecessarily. :rolleyes:

Also too lazy to check the entire thread myself.

Me. Mind you, I'm 15 but everyone says I look like 12 (-_-)

<snip>

Good grief, man, post a smaller picture.

-- Sirocco, NS Game Moderator

Are you sayign that I can do better or are you sayign that you can do better?


Maybe we should take his pic and have a good ol' photoshop off :D


I'm sure he'd love his pic being used for such things.

What I'm saying is that his photo is slutty.

nice page-breaker Resqwandi


Amor - I like the photoshop-off idea better.

http://images.orkut.com/orkut/albums3/ATgAAADOg9Y4DN-yeLyJx6QnNQHJa9xBKeDjXcGYsRyZUJnzVm-Q-QrxE4opWeajALptfNOIV6kObv_Ihsj4CTRhX4pbAJtU9VDxbS6RghsdzEaZ87Zw8JfUEsKl4Q.jpg

http://images.orkut.com/orkut/albums/ATgAAAAEgtRPR_sNb38zipQUgThO109fDmyX6Xqk0ZiH0pu9yeyQkY2Xgo_cQLVIyM1eZP1b-I1EYFlBZKFRzQ61e7-0AJtU9VC5hxgVTgRH2n1kU4p2J_b-DdVp2A.jpg

http://images.orkut.com/orkut/albums/ATgAAACYs7ZbIrYRhcOxUVk5OwFc61bEj61drCXjZvivPAS6Hu9xFreuNFWKTtyG9Kfhs503wKeDxXJdON7yj-KNXMxqAJtU9VAut_zynnO4KP_rfbeeMVID9R2f4A.jpg

A picture taken four years ago, mind you. I've changed a lot!

http://campimagination.net/2004/week1/gallery/pictures/3rd%20and%204th/DSC00220.JPG

Here's a few...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319/GEDC0004-2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319/DSCN0225.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319/GEDC0003-2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319/GEDC0026.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319/GEDC0009.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319/GEDC0024.jpg

http://bp0.blogger.com/_Cb0318lF-Cw/RyeuVQkyZTI/AAAAAAAAAGM/DN4RwSHEc_8/s1600/Phone%2BPhotos%2B001.jpg

This was taken about eight months ago I think.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_Cb0318lF-Cw/RyeuVQkyZTI/AAAAAAAAAGM/DN4RwSHEc_8/s1600/Phone%2BPhotos%2B001.jpg

This was taken about eight months ago I think.

So, am I to take it that you simply don't exist?

BOOBS

I have read about them somewhere, what are they like?
Do they talk?

AMK
xxx

I have read about them somewhere, what are they like?
Do they talk?

AMK
xxx

If you look at them for long periods of time and you put your ear to them they will.

If you look at them for long periods of time and you put your ear to them they will.

To be fair, when i get the chance to press parts of my head to a boob, it tends not to be my ear that I choose for the purpose. I really maybe should start.

AMK
xxx

What I'm saying is that his photo is slutty.

nahhhhhhh - it takes a lot more than that to make it a slutty picture. Of course I might have a wild imagination and too much swinging experience.

More rubbing, less talking.
Translation: More diddling!

Come again?:eek: If you insist! :)

You mean to say that Jhahannam is actually God?

I knew it all along.:cool:Believe it or not, he's already got an anecdote about that.
Not just that - in having been homunculus AND subsequently striated conscience for some time, there was no real way to avoid godhood.

here's me in 2005 somewhere in iraq
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg16/grimreaper061/SWITZ019.jpg

here's me in 2005 somewhere in iraq
Oooh, you wandered into General! Friendly advice: please use a thumbnail or resize the pic to prevent it from breaking the page... ;)

If you insist! :)

But of course!:D

Believe it or not, he's already got an anecdote about that.

Then He should tell it. I want to know.

Not just that - in having been homunculus AND subsequently striated conscience for some time, there was no real way to avoid godhood.

Indeed. I knew from the get-go Jhah was godly. Also and a wickedly good masseus. (<---- Neo B, did I spell that correctly?!:p He's my grammar parole officer.)

What an adorable fort!

here's me in 2005 somewhere in iraq
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg16/grimreaper061/SWITZ019.jpg

ZOMG! pirates have taken over Iraq people, this picture proves it.
To the ships, man the cannons.
and i want full warp speed, we need to find these pirates and exterminate them, just like we did in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Got a buzz cut over the weekend. My hair is no longer anywhere NEAR as long as it was in the pic posted earlier in this thread. Kinda looks like the default character appearance in Mass Effect now.

I'm the one on the left in the picture with lotsa drunk folks.

Since people fail to recognize me without long hair - the dude with short hair and the mic is also yours truly.

Cheerio!