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A tiger with very nice boobs. That have piranha.

You, Mr. Rhyno, are incorregible.

I´m not throwing myself at them, Gallo-senpai. I´m just a kitty playing with her pray.

I knew this before you wrote it. You can play kitty games, but does that mean I get to play with yours? Purr little kitty :)

You, Mr. Rhyno, are incorregible.

And you, Ms. Tsuki, are a hot spanish/asian succubus tiger with boob-piranha.

You, Mr. Rhyno, are incorregible.

Not even the threat of boob-piranha could keep me from completing my dutiful rounds. I'm like the US Postal service in that way. Only I'm more educated than most of their workers and I'll knock the door down while they knock politely.

And you, Ms. Tsuki, are a hot spanish/asian succubus tiger with boob-piranha.

Tease.


I knew this before you wrote it. You can play kitty games, but does that mean I get to play with yours? Purr little kitty :)

I have two kitties. Which do you want to play with?:p

And you, Ms. Tsuki, are a hot spanish/asian succubus tiger with boob-piranha.

qft! But it seems like you say it as a bad thing.

Not even the threat of boob-piranha could keep me from completing my dutiful rounds. I'm like the US Postal service in that way. Only I'm more educated than most of their workers and I'll knock the door down while they knock politely.

ROFLMAO!!

If you keep taunting me, it surely will come to that...;)

*waits for the pounce*

Tease.

You know you want me.

Tease.




I have two kitties. Which do you want to play with?:p

whichever one fits better in my mouth. Oh, and I'd prefer it to not be the one who chases and eats rats.

You know you want me.

Yes, baby, I want you. I want you to sod off. :p

whichever one fits better in my mouth. Oh, and I'd prefer it to not be the one who chases and eats rats.

:eek:
My pussycat´s well behaved. I assure you.


You´re all bitches. But I like you.:p

Yes, baby, I want you. I want you to sod off. :p

Denial.

Denial.

Nope. Truth.

Now, you were to write a poem and recite it to me... I may reconsider...

Nope. Truth.

Now, you were to write a poem and recite it to me... I may reconsider...

Violets are red.
Roses are blue.
RhynoD's in denial.
And so are you.

Nope. Truth.

Now, you were to write a poem and recite it to me... I may reconsider...

Only if you.....while I do it.

Violets are red.
Roses are blue.
RhynoD's in denial.
And so are you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your poetry sucks.
And I hate you.

:eek:
My pussycat´s well behaved. I assure you.


You´re all bitches. But I like you.:p

As long as it is well groomed then I am raging with excitement. I can't stand people's long haired cats and wonder why they have them if they are...under 30, or anyone for that matter. I'm also allergic to long haired kitties so it may make me less of a fair judge on that.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your poetry sucks.
And I hate you.

I am kind of at a loss here, so I will quote Shakespeare.

"Move out the way, foo!"

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your poetry sucks.
And I hate you.

Roses are red
Daises are yellow,
now get on your knees
and kiss me hello

that was not intended for the gentlemen.

I am kind of at a loss here, so I will quote Shakespeare.

"Move out the way, foo!"

I respond in kind!:

"With such delicate burthens of dildos and fadings, "jump her and thump her": and where some stretch-mouth'd rascal would (as it were) mean mischief , and break a foul gap ino the matter, he makes the maid to answer, "Whoop, do me o harm, good man" -- puts him off, slights him, with "Whoop, do me no harm, good man."

Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale (IV.iv.194-200)


It seemed appropriate for this thread.

I respond in kind!:
"With such delicate burthens of dildos and fadings, "jump her and thump her": and where some stretch-mouth'd rascal would (as it were) mean mischief , and break a foul gap ino the matter, he makes the maid to answer, "Whoop, do me o harm, good man" -- puts him off, slights him, with "Whoop, do me no harm, good man."
Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale (IV.iv.194-200)
It seemed appropriate for this thread.

Avast..

It seems there is only one way to resolve this.
*initiates mass orgy*

Roses are red
Daises are yellow,
now get on your knees
and kiss me hello

that was not intended for the gentlemen.

I'm allergic to blooms,
As they make me cough,
And just so you know,
Your meter is off.

Avast..

It seems there is only one way to resolve this.
*initiates mass orgy*

So this is a Shakespearian comedy, then? Or are we all about to die here in a second?

So this is a Shakespearian comedy, then? Or are we all about to die here in a second?
Probably rather comical yes.

Only if you people can't take the heat.

I would say that nudity is okay (meaning not a big deal, meaning laws should not be passed against it), but I wouldn't call it "natural" exactly. In organic societies, people often supplemented their (admittedly cool and amazing) skin with the hides of other animals that they killed for meat.

Natural or not, nudity's great. Don't those people who answered that it was icky have sex, or if they haven't, don't they want to? I hate to break it to you, but sex involved nudity. What's wrong with the human body? It's great. And what's wrong with public nudity? If you don't like it, you can just not look, rather than ogling the person who's decided that they're sufficiently confident and the weather's sufficiently warm for them to be strutting their stuff outside. Clothes are convenient and comfortable, moreso than being naked when you're outside, usually; but nudity is much more fun. Very liberating.

Really? What a contrast, I usually get the pre-adolescent urge to giggle when I see nudity in *real* art. Which brings to mind a funny 'joke' I heard once: What's the difference between art, and pronography? It's art if it makes you giggle!


I would have thought it was the other way around....

Jell-o is an interesting substance. It's originally a liquid, but you put it in the refrigerator, and it turns into a solid. If you take it out of the refrigerator, it does not turn back into a liquid.

Quite fascinating...

No, if you leave it out for too long, it liquefies again....

Anyway *dodges the near porn scene around me*, nudity:
Fine in the privacy of your own home, or somewhere where it is considered commonplace, but please, not anywhere else (as that would be inappropriate...). Personally, I think there's too much nudity in the media (i.e. movies and TV) at the moment - it's overdone/unnecessary.
As for myself, I prefer not to be naked unless bathing/sexing/etc. I cannot sleep without pants.

(b.t.w. that was a rather full-on read for my first thread and second post o_0 )

I would say that nudity is okay (meaning not a big deal, meaning laws should not be passed against it), but I wouldn't call it "natural" exactly. In organic societies, people often supplemented their (admittedly cool and amazing) skin with the hides of other animals that they killed for meat.

In conclusion, nudity is not a bad thing and shouldn't be considered a bad thing nor obscene. What I disagree in is that nudity IS natural, otherwise we would be born wearing garments. That laws shouldn't be passed against it, I agree. To each his/her own.

In conclusion, nudity is not a bad thing and shouldn't be considered a bad thing nor obscene. What I disagree in is that nudity IS natural, otherwise we would be born wearing garments. That laws shouldn't be passed against it, I agree. To each his/her own.

Yeah, I'm not for most legislation that criminalizes anything that does not cause physical, or severe mental harm to others. Conversely, when I speak of mental harm I am not talking about being offended or getting your feelings hurt. I'm talking about mental abuse or neglect.

I have no prob with nudity unless of course the nude person is a fatty.

Yeah, I'm not for most legislation that criminalizes anything that does not cause physical, or severe mental harm to others. Conversely, when I speak of mental harm I am not talking about being offended or getting your feelings hurt. I'm talking about mental abuse or neglect.

Right you are yet again.

Zenspoliticalrants;13708814']I have no prob with nudity unless of course the nude person is a fatty.

There was no need for you to use the word fatty. This thread's purpose isn't to offend or to degrade.

Right you are yet again.



There was no need for you to use the word fatty. This thread's purpose isn't to offend or to degrade.

That's because our minds are twisted in the same way :)

Agreed on the degradation.

That's because our minds are twisted in the same way :)

Dude, we're rotten but yummy fruit. I've known that since day 1.:p

What I disagree in is that nudity IS natural, otherwise we would be born wearing garments.
Any idea of how living but removable garments could ever naturally develop? :p

I think that's a bit too much of a burden to say you have to be born with something for it to be natural. We make tools, and those are natural. Clothing happens to be one of those tools.

That's because our minds are twisted in the same way :)

Agreed on the degradation.

Sorry if I offended. At least I didn't write anything worse than that.;)

Dude, we're rotten but yummy fruit. I've known that since day 1.:p

Hey, I'm not a fruit. I fancy women thank you very much. As a matter of fact I'm fancying you right now. Can you feel my hot fancying breathe on your neck right now! :eek:

Zenspoliticalrants;13708981']Sorry if I offended. At least I didn't write anything worse than that.;)

No way dude, you're all good.

Hey, I'm not a fruit. I fancy women thank you very much. As a matter of fact I'm fancying you right now. Can you feel my hot fancying breathe on your neck right now! :eek:

Oh yes, I can feel it. I'm just keeping very still, like prey. I think that way I'll make your hot fancying breath more accelerated and wanting.;)

Oh yes, I can feel it. I'm just keeping very still, like prey. I think that way I'll make your hot fancying breath more accelerated and wanting.;)

It accelerates with the quickening rythem of your heart beat. When I move you move (just like that) Hell yeah DJ bring that back! Symbiosis my dear pet.

It accelerates with the quickening rythem of your heart beat. When I move you move (just like that) Hell yeah DJ bring that back! Symbiosis my dear pet.

Wakatta, Liuzzo-senpai...

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p315/TygersKiss/1139346607_izNOTAGAIN.jpg


Pet... I like that endearing term... very much...

Wakatta, Liuzzo-senpai...

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p315/TygersKiss/1139346607_izNOTAGAIN.jpg


Pet... I like that endearing term... very much...

Which brings us back to petting a pretty kitty that is not long haired. You know, with my allergy to long haired pussywillows :eek:

Which brings us back to petting a pretty kitty that is not long haired. You know, with my allergy to long haired pussywillows :eek:

Yay! Liuzzo wants to pet my bald, little kitty!:D

Tee hee. :p

Yay! Liuzzo wants to pet my bald, little kitty!:D

Well, bald kitties are just purrrfect. There's something lovely about a woman who knows how to handle yard work. You know...like landscaping? :) and if you really nice I'll give your kitty a nice, sloppy kiss. muah!

It totally depends on who is nude.

Some people shouldnt even be seen fully clothed in the light of day

Well, bald kitties are just purrrfect. There's something lovely about a woman who knows how to handle yard work. You know...like landscaping? :) and if you really nice I'll give your kitty a nice, sloppy kiss. muah!

Yay!!!!:p

Yay!!!!:p

pucker up baby-girl :)

It's obscene.



Obscenely SEXY

pucker up baby-girl :)

http://www.doodlehedz.com/pixelpost/images/20070314001313_pucker-up.gif

http://www.doodlehedz.com/pixelpost/images/20070314001313_pucker-up.gif

like this one better. I don't usually like a lot of lipstick, but a little mac lip gloss is hot. Even better if it's cotton candy flavored. yum!:eek:

like this one better. I don't usually like a lot of lipstick, but a little mac lip gloss is hot. Even better if it's cotton candy flavored. yum!:eek:

I never wear lipstick. I do like lip-gloss, makes me look more natural yet sexy.

I never wear lipstick. I do like lip-gloss, makes me look more natural yet sexy.
Good call. I believe lipstick ruins beauty.

By the way, that pic was made of win...

Good call. I believe lipstick ruins beauty.

By the way, that pic was made of win...

I think exactly the same.

Pic? Thanks, I try.

Yay! Liuzzo wants to pet my bald, little kitty!:D

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e14/JLBucknell/hairless_cat.jpg



Those things are frigging ugly. In a cute sort of way.

Stemming from the ¨I can see... boobies!¨ thread, this topic arose:

Nudity


Everyone should go nude (no clothes at all) in public where it is legal at least once in their life. Haulover Beach in Florida is a great place to try it.

Yeah. I watched part of that accursed video and I barfed. No clicking Rhyno´s links.

Really? I just laughed at it. :p

Everyone should go nude (no clothes at all) in public where it is legal at least once in their life. Haulover Beach in Florida is a great place to try it.

Bad plan (http://www.houseoffusion.com/users/images/fat_guy.jpg).

Really? I just laughed at it. :p

:eek:

Bad plan (http://www.houseoffusion.com/users/images/fat_guy.jpg).

...
I can't believe I clicked that link.. but in my defense, I didn't scroll left to see the name of the poster.

Curse my nimble hands.

...
I can't believe I clicked that link.. but in my defense, I didn't scroll left to see the name of the poster.

Curse my nimble hands.

At least it wasn't a rickroll.

At least it wasn't a rickroll.

Rhyno, anything you link to NSG undoubtedly is a double edge weapon and now that I know you, I will never ever ever ever again click on one of your links.:eek:

Rhyno, anything you link to NSG undoubtedly is a double edge weapon and now that I know you, I will never ever ever ever again click on one of your links.:eek:

Someday you are going to miss out on something awesome (http://youtube.com/watch?v=f61O5wRCk44).

Rhyno, anything you link to NSG undoubtedly is a double edge weapon and now that I know you, I will never ever ever ever again click on one of your links.:eek:

What do you mean by 'double'?

I think only one side gets scarred for life here.

What do you mean by 'double'?

I think only one side gets scarred for life here.

Double-edged because it's scaring and hilarious.

Double-edged because it's scaring and hilarious.

It would only be hilarious if I could unsee things.

Breaking a leg is sometimes funny to look back on, but not if you are crippled for life and can't even look back on it.

It would only be hilarious if I could unsee things.

Breaking a leg is sometimes funny to look back on, but not if you are crippled for life and can't even look back on it.

So how many of you are going to click that last awesome link?

So how many of you are going to click that last awesome link?

I clicked it, figuring it would be far too predictable if it was something horrible. You don't do predictable.. I think.. Anyway, it wasn't that awesome.

I clicked it, figuring it would be far too predictable if it was something horrible. You don't do predictable.. I think.. Anyway, it wasn't that awesome.

Predictability is for squares.

And fuck you, it's awesome as hell.

Predictability is for squares.

And fuck you, it's awesome as hell.

I clicked it and I was surprised. I liked it.

I clicked it and I was surprised. I liked it.

This makes me happy because anyone who knows me and my links thinks you're frigging weird now.

Predictability is for squares.
Which is why I assumed you wouldn't be predictable.
And fuck you, it's awesome as hell.
Careful what you say in the nudity/sex thread. ;)

This makes me happy because anyone who knows me and my links thinks you're frigging weird now.

No dear, not weird. I´m, according to some people here, a troll.;)

Which is why I assumed you wouldn't be predictable.

But what's more unpredictable? To post something awesome, because everyone expects me to post something dodgy? Or to post something dodgy because everyone expects me to post something awesome because that would be unpredictable?

Careful what you say in the nudity/sex thread. ;)

Being careful didn't get me this far, did it?

No dear, not weird. I´m, according to some people here, a troll.;)

A hot spanish/asian demon tiger troll with boob-piranha.

A hot spanish/asian demon tiger troll with boob-piranha.

That´s me, apparently.

But what's more unpredictable? To post something awesome, because everyone expects me to post something dodgy? Or to post something dodgy because everyone expects me to post something awesome because that would be unpredictable?
The second. It really took a leap of faith for me to click that link.
Being careful didn't get me this far, did it?
I don't know. How far are you?

The second. It really took a leap of faith for me to click that link.

Which is why I posted something awesome. Because you were expecting me to post something dodgy because you would expect me to post something awesome, because that would be unpredictable.

I don't know. How far are you?

Very.

The last time I was nude, I ruined the potency of dozens of males who were on the beach and witnessed it. Their ego was shattered so badly by their inadequacy, they were unable to have sex anymore.You're hired.

That´s me, apparently.

Ohhellyeah.

Ohhellyeah.

http://pic73.flodeo.com/photos/73/AF/AH/anayelis/193458-1620714.jpg

I wouldn't call nudity obscene or evil.

But at the same time, there's a time and a place for it. I'm not in favor of public nudity and I don't let my kids watch movies that contain it.

"But Neo B, you just said it's neither evil nor obscene! What's the problem?"

The problem is this: We're here on earth to learn to make the most of our spirituality. Desires of the flesh are a distraction to that. This is why gluttony is considered so wrong too, by the way.

Ever wondered why religious people fast? (For those who don't know, fasting is the act of abstaining from food for a period of time) It's because as the wants of the body are denied, it becomes easier to attune to one's spirit. Denial of carnal pleasure is a way to strengthen the spirit.

So it is with nudity. If people were constantly bombarded by images of nudity it would be as much of a spiritual distraction as constantly eating or constantly drinking.

We need to eat to live, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying your dinner and a nice dessert, just as we need sex to express love for our spouse and to procreate, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying it to the fullest... but overindulgence in either, as noted above, is harmful.

I wouldn't call nudity obscene or evil. <snip>

TeeHee! (http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh245/CZ4A_EVOX/Motivational%20Posters/tits.jpg):D

I wouldn't call nudity obscene or evil.

But at the same time, there's a time and a place for it.
The time is now and the place is church... :D
TeeHee! (http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh245/CZ4A_EVOX/Motivational%20Posters/tits.jpg):D
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes005HL.gif

TeeHee! (http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh245/CZ4A_EVOX/Motivational%20Posters/tits.jpg):D

*GASP* My innocent and impressionable eyes!!!

What? Stop laughing.... I'm pure as the driven snow... .What's so funny? Wait... can... hold.... dammit... I'll come back later when you're done laughing hysterically.

The time is now and the place is church... :D

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes005HL.gif

That's so very, very wrong...

The time is now and the place is church... :D

:eek:

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes005HL.gif

I seriously expected the sleazo smiley.:p

Nudity is natural. When it is made into a sexual thing, that is when it becomes obscene. People are obsessed with the body being a sex object and not a person. Women and men alike are objectified. It's then when it disgusts me.

:eek:
That's so very, very wrong...
I couldn't resist...
I seriously expected the sleazo smiley.:p
Well, I wouldn't want to disappoint...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif

Well, I wouldn't want to disappoint...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif

Good lad!

I never wear lipstick. I do like lip-gloss, makes me look more natural yet sexy.

Exactly. A woman who is beautiful without the aid of make-up or plastic surgery is so much sexier. Natural beauty is wonderful, and it truly does radiate from within sometimes.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e14/JLBucknell/hairless_cat.jpg



Those things are frigging ugly. In a cute sort of way.

real hairless cats are creepy. It just doesn't seem right.

real hairless cats are creepy. It just doesn't seem right.

thats a cat?

I thought it was Mr.Burns from the Simpsons

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I can't believe I clicked that link.. but in my defense, I didn't scroll left to see the name of the poster.

Curse my nimble hands.

I won because I didn't click. I knew it would be horrific and I didn't want to burn my retinas.

Exactly. A woman who is beautiful without the aid of make-up or plastic surgery is so much sexier. Natural beauty is wonderful, and it truly does radiate from within sometimes.

Exactly my point.

TeeHee! (http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh245/CZ4A_EVOX/Motivational%20Posters/tits.jpg):D
Those are almost absurdly large :eek:

Those are almost absurdly large :eek:

No, these are absurdly large...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/girls/Milena036.jpg

No, these are absurdly large...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/girls/Milena036.jpg
Ewwwwwie....

No, these are absurdly large...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/girls/Milena036.jpg

the other one was ok, but they were really big. This one is just hideous. She'd be the most boring lay ever due to her lack of flexibility, etc. There is such a things as too much of a good thing.

No, these are absurdly large...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/girls/Milena036.jpg

me likee camping

Those are almost absurdly large :eek:

Not really. Look at the perspective by which the picture was taken. It's taken from the bottom. That's why the breasts look big.

we don't have to hide our body...it's a natural thing, instead clothes were invented by men

If people were constantly bombarded by images of nudity it would be
perfectly normal, and no longer associated with sexuality.

Stemming from the ¨I can see... boobies!¨ thread, this topic arose:

Nudity

What is nudity, NSG?
Let us start with the definition of the word ¨nudity¨, for starters.

Nudity is the state of wearing no clothing. According to Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity): Nudity also sometimes is used to refer to wearing significantly less clothing than expected by the conventions of a particular culture and situation, and in particular exposing the bare skin or intimate parts, and has analogous uses. In this sense it is related to the concept of modesty.

In a cultural context: what do you, according to the place from where you come from, do you consider nudity obscene, funny or a natural thing? Are you ok with nudity or do you shun it? What, according to your personal beliefs, is modesty and how does it apply to the state of nudity?

I believe it's bad if you're fucking fat and ugly. Cover that shit up.

I think its natural, ok, but you need limits-
Nude beaches=OK
Out side a school=BAD
On private property=OK
In the street=BAD
On a porn set=VERRY GOOD
In a shop=BAD

And what your doing-
Cooking=BAD
Trying to impress your girl/boy freind=OK(if your a girl=VERRY GOOD)


Corse it depends on who you are, if ur on a nudist beach-
18yd-ok
12-bad

Im not botherd what you look like as long as ur naked in the right place.

I believe it's bad if you're fucking fat and ugly. Cover that shit up.

Do you have something of value to provide to the discussion? Because if you don't, abstain from posting BS.

Your posts give me a headache.

Do you have something of value to provide to the discussion? Because if you don't, abstain from posting BS.

Your posts give me a headache.

What's bs about that? Or not BS about your OP in particular?

What's bs about that? Or not BS about your OP in particular?

I'm going to go ahead and dismiss you as a troll. Good day.

I'm going to go ahead and dismiss you as a troll. Good day.

Sorry, not a troll. Neither was my post.

Sorry, not a troll. Neither was my post.

Hello, I believe I dismissed you.

Not really. Look at the perspective by which the picture was taken. It's taken from the bottom. That's why the breasts look big.
True.

perfectly normal, and no longer associated with sexuality.
Lulz!

Hello, I believe I dismissed you.

Call me when you're a mod.

Dismissed.:rolleyes:

Are you fat, is that it?

Call me when you're a mod.

Dismissed.:rolleyes:

Are you fat, is that it?
No, actually, that's not the case.

She just decided that you were unnecessarily rude.

No, actually, that's not the case.

She just decided that you were unnecessarily rude.

There's nothing rude about saying that obese nude people are obscene.

Unless, of course, the other poster is obese and sensitive about it.

Which is why I then asked.

There's nothing rude about saying that obese nude people are obscene.

Unless, of course, the other poster is obese and sensitive about it.

Which is why I then asked.
In which case your response would be...?

In which case your response would be...?

If she's obscenely fat, then I would apologize.

But how would I know that in advance? This is teh Internet.

If she's obscenely fat, then I would apologize.

But how would I know that in advance? This is teh Internet.
I was just thinking that if one did not know in advance, one would tone one's language down. :cool:

I was just thinking that if one did not know in advance, one would tone one's language down. :cool:

Apparently, on some Italian beaches, the police are required to drive off the fat women and obese men, because it upsets the other good looking tourists.

They can see who they're possibly offending - I can't.

Apparently, on some Italian beaches, the police are required to drive off the fat women and obese men, because it upsets the other good looking tourists.

They can see who they're possibly offending - I can't.
Then you might need to work on your imagination. :)

If she's obscenely fat, then I would apologize.

But how would I know that in advance? This is teh Internet.

No Hotwife, I'm not fat. But one doesn't need to be fat to be offended by blatant pedantry and insults like yours. One has to have common descency and you, sir, lack that.

Are you fat, is that it?

Dude, what the hell is your problem? Why are you acting like you haven't got a clue in the world why people react to you the way they do? My impression of you was that you were smarter than this. Since you continue to pretend to have no idea why this is, then I must conclude that you're just trying to stir things up.

And that's what a troll is.

There was a time, under one of your other aliases, that I respected your posts. These days I almost never see anything in a post of yours that's worth reading.

Nudity is obscene, funny AND natural

there is no conflic in those concepts... most natural things are obscene...and everything obscene is funny

There's nothing rude about saying that obese nude people are obscene.

Unless, of course, the other poster is obese and sensitive about it.

Which is why I then asked.

This is why it's a good idea in general to assume that someone who reads this thread is obese and sensitive about it, so it would probably be a good idea to be more sensitive. If you avoid making rude, offensive remarks, you'll never have to apologize for them, will you?

Mind, there's nothing wrong with having the opinion that obese people should stay covered up. There is, however, a proper way to say it that does not include being a jackass.

No, these are absurdly large...
I believe the phrase is...
"it's the situation where when she's cooking, she can't tell if anything is making it into the pot."

my back hurts lookint at that pic.

Nudity is obscene, funny AND natural

there is no conflict in those concepts... most natural things are obscene...and everything obscene is funny

Fixed

Fixed

I'll fix you all right!

I'll fix you all right!

:D

:D

"I see you windin, grinding, up on the pole, I know you see me looking at you and you already know, I want to F You, you already know I want to F you, you already know." Convict music (Akon)

"I see you windin, grinding, up on the pole, I know you see me looking at you and you already know, I want to F You, you already know I want to F you, you already know." Convict music (Akon)

Ooooh, you nasty.:fluffle:

Bad plan (http://www.houseoffusion.com/users/images/fat_guy.jpg).

Where the heck did you find my picture. :D

Where the heck did you find my picture. :D

Not with a hidden camera in your room. Nope. Why would you think that?

No nudity, no matter how vile, could possibly be as hideous as this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/Kuthu/SOULEATER.jpg

No nudity, no matter how vile, could possibly be as hideous as this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/Kuthu/SOULEATER.jpg

I've seen worse.

I've seen worse.

I've seen worse as well, but none so eerily creepy.

I've seen worse as well, but none so eerily creepy.

...I've seen worse...

Natural, and can also be funny.

No, these are absurdly large...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/girls/Milena036.jpg
my word, she'l bounce right back if she falls over! that is as long as they aren't balloons filled with air. I recall a comedy that did that, friends? hmmm, those subliminal messages are hard to detect aren't they?

No nudity, no matter how vile, could possibly be as hideous as this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/Kuthu/SOULEATER.jpg

now that's just hilarious, i reckon you could make a thread (or anyone else for that matter) of wierd pictures.
I think the most prized one would be President Mugabe, giving blood to another person in an act of altruism. (sorry i talked about dictators, i can't help it.)

Nudity is natural. We're born like that. I don't really have a problem with it.

I don't really care either. I can't believe some people think it's weird?!

Nudity is natural. We're born like that. I don't really have a problem with it.

When i see nudity i feel like this. :confused: :sniper: :p

I don't really care either. I can't believe some people think it's weird?!

I suppose if it's cold it's not a very practical thing to do, unless you've got plenty of fat to insulate yourself.
oh and if you're cooking nude, it's possible any hot food might end up in more sensative areas on the human anatomy, and cause more pain.
other than that, i agree with you, clothes are just another marketing gimmick to force us to waste our money!

When i see nudity i feel like this. :confused: :sniper: :p

More content, dearie, less smileys.;)

When i see nudity i feel like this. :confused: :sniper: :p
What feeling is that exactly? :confused:

More content, dearie, less smileys.;)

he sees nudity, he feels confused, then he shoots and finally he smiles with his tongue hanging out.

who needs more content than that? :D

he sees nudity, he feels confused, then he shoots and finally he smiles with his tongue hanging out.

who needs more content than that? :D

I do, lovey, I do. And that´s because I´m vicious.:D

Confusion, ejaculation, contentment.

Is it now?

LOL!

What feeling is that exactly? :confused:

Confusion, ejaculation, contentment.