NationStates Jolt Archive

O? Ok. O it is.

That's O-sama :p

That's O-sama :p

Ah, so desu ne. Gomen asai. O-sama.;)

Ah, so desu ne. Gomen asai. O-sama.;)

Ok, nix that. Joke's done. I was really hoping you would walk into it without being prodded, but oh well. :D

Ok, nix that. Joke's done. I was really hoping you would walk into it without being prodded, but oh well. :D

I was right into it from the get go. But you went into explanations of how to use the Japanese terms and the magic was lost.;)

I was right into it from the get go. But you went into explanations of how to use the Japanese terms and the magic was lost.;)

I can't help it. I like things to be *correct*.

Can't help it. I like things to be *correct*.

Understood, sweetie.:p

I like things to be *correct*.

^ this.

Understood, sweetie.:p

You can call me senpai if you want. I resemble that remark, Nanatsu-kōhai.

You can call me senpai if you want. I resemble that remark, Nanatsu-kōhai.

Wakatta.
Galloism-senpai.;)
And since it is customary that the senpai-kohai relation has to be accepted by both parts, I accept mine as the kohai.:D

Wakatta.
Galloism-senpai.;)
And since it is customary that the senpai-kohai relation has to be accepted by both parts, I accept mine as the kohai.:D

So many things I could teach you. Too bad you're engaged.

So many things I could teach you. Too bad you're engaged.

Oh? Knowledge is something I love to accumulate regardless of engagements. Of course, it´s your knowledge and only you can impart it.

Oh? Knowledge is something I love to accumulate regardless of engagements. Of course, it´s your knowledge and only you can impart it.

Granted, but my knowledge can only be truly imparted through experience. If the untrained and inexperienced attempted what I know by description, the results could be disastrous. Cities could self destruct when the universe exercises retribution.

Granted, but my knowledge can only be truly imparted through experience. If the untrained and inexperienced attempted what I know by description, the results could be disastrous. .

I've caused a fair share of neck injuries to agree with this.

I've caused a fair share of neck injuries to agree with this.

Thank you. There's also the inevitable torn ligaments in the arms and groin that have to be considered as well.

Granted, but my knowledge can only be truly imparted through experience. If the untrained and inexperienced attempted what I know by description, the results could be disastrous. Cities could self destruct when the universe exercises retribution.

As I already stated, it is your knowledge and only you can give it. It doesn´t matter if I want it, if you don´t give it... I can´t accumulate it. Try me one of these days. I´m considered, by some, a good student.

Thank you. There's also the inevitable torn ligaments in the arms and groin that have to be considered as well.

true enough, especially when she starts straining on the...wlel...never mind.

As I already stated, it is your knowledge and only you can give it. It doesn´t matter if I want it, if you don´t give it... I can´t accumulate it. Try me one of these days. I´m considered, by some, a good student.

I don't doubt it, but you can only learn what I know through hands-on experience, and without the proper teacher there, present, to guide you, you will hurt yourself many times achieving masterhood.

Heaven knows I did.

I don't doubt it, but you can only learn what I know through hands-on experience, and without the proper teacher there, present, to guide you, you will hurt yourself many times achieving masterhood.

Heaven knows I did.

Then perhaps I should search for a guide here. I always wanted to immerse myself in the experience of other means of pleasure. The traditional ways bore you in time...

Then perhaps I should search for a guide here. I always wanted to immerse myself in the experience of other means of pleasure. The traditional ways bore you in time...

If you decide to hop to the other side of the pond, you can always look me up. I live close to sandy beaches.

Okay, I need to stop lying. All those freaky things I said I've done? Yeah, all of those things, along with the pictures and videos of me doing them, are lies. Lies, or perhaps even someone else. I've only had sex twice, and only for the sake of procreation.

I'm so sorry NSG. I'm as near to a virgin as a woman with children can get.

Okay, I need to stop lying. All those freaky things I said I've done? Yeah, all of those things, along with the pictures and videos of me doing them, are lies. Lies, or perhaps even someone else. I've only had sex twice, and only for the sake of procreation.

I'm so sorry NSG. I'm as near to a virgin as a woman with children can get.

I don't buy it, you little freak you. :D

I don't buy it, you little freak you. :D

*wide innocent eyes*

*wide innocent eyes*

Nope, not for a second.

If you decide to hop to the other side of the pond, you can always look me up. I live close to sandy beaches.

I´ll have that in mind, trust me, Galloism-senpai.;)

Call me queen!:fluffle:

Okay, I need to stop lying. All those freaky things I said I've done? Yeah, all of those things, along with the pictures and videos of me doing them, are lies. Lies, or perhaps even someone else. I've only had sex twice, and only for the sake of procreation.

I'm so sorry NSG. I'm as near to a virgin as a woman with children can get.

*sigh*

And I thought you were cool, Sin... :p

Call me queen!:fluffle:

Queen? You´re nothing but a peon!

Yeah, all of the video and pics I have of my wife and I with Neesika is just the product of excellent Photoshop and Aftereffects skills. I'm also an innocent virgin. Yep


I bet I can get at least as twice as freaky as the most straightedge virgin on all of NSG

Yeah, all of the video and pics I have of my wife and I with Neesika is just the product of excellent Photoshop and Aftereffects skills. I'm also an innocent virgin. Yep


I bet I can get at least as twice as freaky as the most straightedge virgin on all of NSG

This is an instance where we need Galloism´s imagination to prove just how freaky you can be.

This is an instance where we need Galloism´s imagination to prove just how freaky you can be.

Ask and you shall receive. Sumamba, use these six random items in a sexual context:

A keyboard (PS/2 connector)
Venetian blinds
A jar of plumbing cement
A jawbreaker (one of the big kinds we used to have as kids)
A book on Quantum Physics
A letter opener

This is an instance where we need Galloism´s imagination to prove just how freaky you can be.

Is he/she the resident idea guy/gal?

Ask and you shall receive. Sumamba, use these six random items in a sexual context:

A keyboard (PS/2 connector)
Venetian blinds
A jar of plumbing cement
A jawbreaker (one of the big kinds we used to have as kids)
A book on Quantum Physics
A letter opener

Kuso. I think you did top yourself this time, dear Galloism.:p

Ask and you shall receive. Sumamba, use these six random items in a sexual context:

A keyboard (PS2 connector)
Venetian blinds
A jar of plumbing cement
A jawbreaker (one of the big kinds we used to have as kids)
A book on Quantum Physics
A letter opener


Softballs eh?


I open the venetial blinds to cement my naked wifes hands and feet into the window frame facing the window. Here she will transcribe quantum physics formulas into love notes on the keyboard with her tongue. If she complains she gets a jawbreaker up her butt. I then scratch my favorite love note into her back with the letter opener.

Softballs eh?


I open the venetial blinds to cement my naked wifes hands and feet into the window frame facing the window. Here she will transcribe quantum physics formulas into love notes on the keyboard with her tongue. If she complains she gets a jawbreaker up her butt. I then scratch my favorite love note into her back with the letter opener.

*claps, stunned* And he was able to even include some SnM in there too. Bravo!

Softballs eh?


I open the venetial blinds to cement my naked wifes hands and feet into the window frame facing the window. Here she will transcribe quantum physics formulas into love notes on the keyboard with her tongue. If she complains she gets a jawbreaker up her butt. I then scratch my favorite love note into her back with the letter opener.

Fail. Nanatsu, explain.

*claps, stunned* And he was able to even include some SnM in there too. Bravo!


*bows*

Fail. Nanatsu, explain.

she already applauded me.

win!

*bows*



she already applauded me.

win!

Fail. You didn't use the blinds. You only moved them out of the way.

*bows*



she already applauded me.

win!

I clapped because of your SnM reference, dearie. But you failed anyway. You did not use all the items on Gallo´s list. That´s the fun of this little test. The Venetian blinds for example. You just moved them out of the way. Using them would´ve entailed something more drastic, like using them to spank your partner´s behind with them every time she made a mistake typing.

You not using them = fail. Try again.;)

nope - moving the blinds was part of the sexual humiliation so people outside could see her naked and bound. you both lose my test to see if you could figure that out :p

nope - moving the blinds was part of the sexual humiliation so people outside could see her naked and bound. you both lose my test to see if you could figure that out :p

I dislike sore losers.;)

I dislike sore losers.;)

Pointing out how you are wrong doesn't make me a sore loser. I'm just helping to open your eyes to the possibilities. :D

Pointing out how you are wrong doesn't make me a sore loser. I'm just helping to open your eyes to the possibilities. :D

Ah, you´re a pervert too, then. This place is full of those, myself included.:p

Ah, you´re a pervert too, then. This place is full of those, myself included.:p

okay you get those points back then, but I'm watching you. *watches*

Queen? You´re nothing but a peon!

Peon? :confused:

okay you get those points back then, but I'm watching you. *watches*

*is watched*

*is watched*

Stalkerish lol...

Stalkerish lol...

Yeah. I´m starting to get used to it...:p

Yeah. I´m starting to get used to it...:p

Its hard not to wen you are everywhere on here lol..

Its hard not to wen you are everywhere on here lol..

Not really, no. I assure you, I´m a lot of things, but I sure as hell can´t bilocate. LOL!

Not really, no. I assure you, I´m a lot of things, but I sure as hell can´t bilocate. LOL!

I just laughed really hard.. but like i get on almost everyday and you seem to have been everywhere on here

I just laughed really hard.. but like i get on almost everyday and you seem to have been everywhere on here

Ah well, that´s because I´m the Official Spanish Inquisition and a certified NSG whore.

Ah well, that´s because I´m the Official Spanish Inquisition and a certified NSG whore.

Haha..

Since there's a thread on How Old Are you and the like, I thought "Why the hell not?" and decided to pitch this one...

How freaky can you be?

Let's see how many of you post and are honest.:D

I can't be honest about how "freaky" I am because it will probably get me a tempban.

I can't be honest about how "freaky" I am because it will probably get me a tempban.

That tempban would depend on the kind of "freaky" you'd be referring to. Remember, freakiness doesn't necessarily involve sexual situations.;)

Since there's a thread on How Old Are you and the like, I thought "Why the hell not?" and decided to pitch this one...

How freaky can you be?

Let's see how many of you post and are honest.:D

Incredibly. I presume you are talking sexually rather than just being weird...Am I correct? If so there's not too much I wouldn't try once. No animals or waste fluids please. Otherwise, I'm down for whatever.

[QUOTE=Heroic Sociopath;13677295]What's with the sudden increase of sexual related topics? Is it cause school just let out and mommy isn't checking on what you write on the computer?[QUOTE]

Your mind must be very pervy if, indeed, you think that by "freaky" one could only be referring sexual stuff.:rolleyes:

just being weird is boring and sex is fun. I think you knew what kind of ideas would be garnered from your thread title. Much more exciting than "I dye my hair in a green mohawk."

I can turn absolutely any topic into a discussion of ass.

shall we discuss yours? jk ;)

Incredibly. I presume you are talking sexually rather than just being weird...Am I correct? If so there's not too much I wouldn't try once. No animals or waste fluids please. Otherwise, I'm down for whatever.

Nope, I wasn't referring to sexual situations per se. Freaky entails other things:rolleyes: like, for example:

I talk to my piano. I have wonderful and long conversations with an inanimate object that I know, won't answer back. That's considered freaky.

Now, besides sexuality, do you anything freaky?

Good very good!

As the original question how freaky can you be..?--lets see, back of bus, track team, two friends=one freaky good time.. add handcuffs, chains and clets ;)

Ahhh, back of the school bus in gangsta :p, done that. Back of a ny city bus after 3 am, on the D train heading back to Brooklyn, downstairs in the library at Uni, on a profs desk in an academic building, church parking lot while mom was picking sisters up from CCD, park bench, hot tub, pool, 2 girls (never 2 guys and 1 girl), in a basement where multiple people were getting down (paired up that is), in a limo with the divider down of course, on a red eye flight (mile high club ftw), on a Sunseeker (small yacht with a sun deck) in the middle of the bay with other boaters around, balcony in Cancun on spring break, and that's just about what I remember right now. Like I've said before, I'm not nearly of the Puritanical type that many Americans seem to be.

Nope, I wasn't referring to sexual situations per se. Freaky entails other things:rolleyes: like, for example:

I talk to my piano. I have wonderful and long conversations with an inanimate object that I know, won't answer back. That's considered freaky.

Now, besides sexuality, do you anything freaky?

Yes indeed. I like body art (nothing visable in a suit or uniform), I play the guitar naked at times, and I sing songs to my dog. I once dyed my kinky curly hair very blond. I used to have a tongue ring for obvious reasons. I drive 100 mph plus (in my truck) on the highway late at night just to feel the rush of speed. I've rode my sport bike at 150+. So fast that the dotted lines become completely solid as you roar by. Clearly I'm not scared of death, death is scared of me. :fluffle: Does this qualify for what you intended?

[QUOTE=Nanatsu no Tsuki;13677325][QUOTE=Heroic Sociopath;13677295]What's with the sudden increase of sexual related topics? Is it cause school just let out and mommy isn't checking on what you write on the computer?

just being weird is boring and sex is fun. I think you knew what kind of ideas would be garnered from your thread title. Much more exciting than "I dye my hair in a green mohawk."

Although I was aware that many people would go, predictably enough, for the sex topic in this thread, that wasn't the general idea. As I already stated, being freaky doesn't only entail doing unconventional things when it comes to sex.

[QUOTE=Liuzzo;13692104][QUOTE=Nanatsu no Tsuki;13677325]

Although I was aware that many people would go, predictably enough, for the sex topic in this thread, that wasn't the general idea. As I already stated, being freaky doesn't only entail doing unconventional things when it comes to sex.

Then what do you man by freaky?

Yes indeed. I like body art (nothing visable in a suit or uniform), I play the guitar naked at times, and I sing songs to my dog. I once dyed my kinky curly hair very blond. I used to have a tongue ring for obvious reasons. I drive 100 mph plus (in my truck) on the highway late at night just to feel the rush of speed. I've rode my sport bike at 150+. So fast that the dotted lines become completely solid as you roar by. Clearly I'm not scared of death, death is scared of me. :fluffle: Does this qualify for what you intended?

Qualify? Why does this needs to qualify for me? If you find that freaky, that's ok by me.;)

Patience has not, Freak-o-matic cannot be...
If I reveal all now, then what's left?

Just a sneak-peek:
I like pain and being submitted to my lover's whims. Any whims.

Is that enough for now, Mister Neo B?;)

I got the magic stick, I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice... and the continued lyrics

Magic Stick lyrics (50 cent and the Queen B Lil Kim)

I'm a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive shit I don't share with the world
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot proper,the law can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits
Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch
I'll rock the boat, I'll work the middle
I speed it up, straight beat it up..
.. and I ain't in the hood with my toast out loc'n
I'm in the telly workin up a sweat strokin
too nice tonight, you can fall in love
You can call your mama right now, tell her you met a thug
I pop a lot of shit cause I can back it up
My left stroke's the death stroke

[QUOTE=Nanatsu no Tsuki;13692318][QUOTE=Liuzzo;13692104]

Then what do you man by freaky?

Freaky, to me, is peculiar or strange.

A freaky person is someone that behaves extravagantly. Ex: Liuzzo plays his guitar naked. That's extravagant and unconventional. Therefore, it could be defined as freaky.

As for strange, I have conversations with my piano.

Freaky is also the definition given to a musical scene conformed of post-hippie and pre-punk in a bohemian subculture.

What do you consider freaky, Peepelonia?

[QUOTE=Peepelonia;13692320][QUOTE=Nanatsu no Tsuki;13692318]

Freaky, to me, is peculiar or strange.

A freaky person is someone that behaves extravagantly. Ex: Liuzzo plays his guitar naked. That's extravagant and unconventional. Therefore, it could be defined as freaky.

As for strange, I have conversations with my piano.

Freaky is also the definition given to a musical scene conformed of post-hippie and pre-punk in a bohemian subculture.

What do you consider freaky, Peepelonia?

Freaky to me is people that spend massive amounts of money on the latest fashion just because, or go out and purchase an Ipod instead of an Iriver.

I'm a clown. What more do you need? :)
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/MurderClown.png

a length of rope
whipped cream
my policeman's hat
my handcuffs
a rubber duck &
a tire iron

I would wear the cop hat and a whip cream bikini, tie my fiance to the bed with the ropes, just his legs, put the tire iron between his ankles to keep his legs apart (aiding the rope), handcuff him to the bed posts and then squeak the rubber ducky in his left ear until he begs me that he´ll ler me do anything to him if I promise to stop squeaking the rubber ducky.

How´s that?

Wonderful considering the items you were given to use.

dear lord...your just a psycho o.O

Oh yes she is, and it makes her all the more delightful. ;)

after all of that...the necklace is the guy's only prize, come on. Thats just wronge, you might as well choke the guy with it while making him attempt to make out words to please you...

Good idea. Oxygen deprivation ftfoi (for the fun of itO

Watch and learn, young grasshopper.

Six more random items:

An alarm clock
A Water bottle
A TV antenna (not the cable, the long metal antenna)
A K&N conical air filter
A bicycle
A wetsuit

I can't wait for this one.

EDIT: Wonder if i'll stump her with these.

Ok, I'm not your intended respondent, but I'm going to give one from a different perspective other than female to male.

I'd take the bicycle chain off and put it around her neck to be able to tighten and loosen as I please. The alarm clock will be used to set to a specific time when I will re-renter the room after having her tied to the chair, water bottle with the cap off stuffed in her mouth so she may hydrate herself (only when I allow her of course). The antenna is easily used to whip her a## and back if she does not obey. I will then insert a rabbit (not a fluffy animal) into her... and press the snooze on the alarm. Every time the alarm goes off (7 minutes) she will have the intensity of the rabbit turned up to full power. I will lower the level and promptly strike her on the tush and back for enjoying the rabbit too much. Gently breathing through the air filter on sensitive parts of the upper body will be intensified by the tingle factor of a warming liquid. The wetsuit can be used to go surfing for a little while as she sits and waits for my return (this one was hard to include). What do you think Nanatsu?

Ok, I'm not your intended respondent, but I'm going to give one from a different perspective other than female to male.

I'd take the bicycle chain off and put it around her neck to be able to tighten and loosen as I please. The alarm clock will be used to set to a specific time when I will re-renter the room after having her tied to the chair, water bottle with the cap off stuffed in her mouth so she may hydrate herself (only when I allow her of course). The antenna is easily used to whip her a## and back if she does not obey. I will then insert a rabbit (not a fluffy animal) into her... and press the snooze on the alarm. Every time the alarm goes off (7 minutes) she will have the intensity of the rabbit turned up to full power. I will lower the level and promptly strike her on the tush and back for enjoying the rabbit too much. Gently breathing through the air filter on sensitive parts of the upper body will be intensified by the tingle factor of a warming liquid. The wetsuit can be used to go surfing for a little while as she sits and waits for my return (this one was hard to include). What do you think Nanatsu?

Thanks for the compliment earlier. But I still don't think I'm a psycho. I'm just... imaginative, I guess. As for your try at Galloism-senpai's test, I think it's marvelous that you used all the items in such a creative way. Kudos to you and I envy the girl that falls on your pervy hands. That last bit is a compliment, sir.;)

Thanks for the compliment earlier. But I still don't think I'm a psycho. I'm just... imaginative, I guess. As for your try at Galloism-senpai's test, I think it's marvelous that you used all the items in such a creative way. Kudos to you and I envy the girl that falls on your pervy hands. That last bit is a compliment, sir.;)

mmm, pervy hands. I feel likewise about you, and the luck of the man who comes into your presence. No, you are not psycho at all as that was a joke. You are deliciously twisted in a way that I can admire. I find it hotter than hot when a girl knows how to behave herself in the presence of a dominant figure. I can also go the other way around, as I am usually the one in control of decision making in many different roles. It's nice to relinquish power to a seductress who can make you beg for more. :D

hmm...
depends:p

What's with the sudden increase of sexual related topics? Is it cause school just let out and mommy isn't checking on what you write on the computer?



I have no trouble exciting women actually. Though I believe that actually comes from reverse sexuality. Women are turned on by the propsect of a confident, strong, aggressive male. Who could enslave their enemies and crush their insides without batting an eye..

I love getting called a Nazi.
Nobody ever fantasizes about being sexually ravaged by a liberal.

And those that are sexually aroused, are at the most control. Sexuality is the new brainwashing technique. Which is why it's everywhere, which is why you're talking about it right now.


There are slaves and there are masters.
And some slaves don't even deserve to be that, we call them food.

Wow...very interesting. Someone is a 10 on the Authoritarian scale...

mmm, pervy hands. I feel likewise about you, and the luck of the man who comes into your presence. No, you are not psycho at all as that was a joke. You are deliciously twisted in a way that I can admire. I find it hotter than hot when a girl knows how to behave herself in the presence of a dominant figure. I can also go the other way around, as I am usually the one in control of decision making in many different roles. It's nice to relinquish power to a seductress who can make you beg for more. :D

Yes, I know how to stand down and give respect where respect is due. That's why I refer to Galloism as my senpai. Of course, he agreed to it and, after our conversation, I deemed it only fitting to call him that. Are you interested in earning the same treatment? Let me know...

Deliciously twisted... I can roll that around my tongue and taste it. Thank you ever so much for the treat.

Relinquishing power? I don't think that by submitting to another's will is relinquishing power. I find that, in a way, dom and sub both share the power because they both are fulfilling personal desires and that is incredibly exciting to imagine. Isn't it?;)

Yes, I know how to stand down and give respect where respect is due. That's why I refer to Galloism as my senpai. Of course, he agreed to it and, after our conversation, I deemed it only fitting to call him that. Are you interested in earning the same treatment? Let me know...

Deliciously twisted... I can roll that around my tongue and taste it. Thank you ever so much for the treat.

Relinquishing power? I don't think that by submitting to another's will is relinquishing power. I find that, in a way, dom and sub both share the power because they both are fulfilling personal desires and that is incredibly exciting to imagine. Isn't it?;)

I find your ability to switch between languages so freely amazing. Being an American we don't stress "foreign" languages as much as other places. I did understand most everything you wrote in Spanish. I speak Spanish pretty well because I've taught myself. I am better at speaking and listening, rather than reading it. I would love to receive any treatment you would like to render.

Dom and sub roles can be fun when played from either perspective. Fulfilling personal desires would be the ultimate goal, would it not? Imagination is the key to creativity and passion. Anyhow, I think a few of us may be just a little on the crazy side, but in the Jackson Pollack kind of way. We paint our world the way it feels right to us. :)

Dom and sub roles can be fun when played from either perspective.

I know many who would argue that they don't "play" at those roles any more than one would "play" at being straight.

Deliciously Twisted sound's like something you would hear someone from behind a desk utter about himself has be slowly taps his fingers together maniacly.

Deliciously Twisted sound's like something you would hear someone from behind a desk utter about himself has be slowly taps his fingers together maniacly.

Gods, your imagination astounds me...:rolleyes:

I find your ability to switch between languages so freely amazing. Being an American we don't stress "foreign" languages as much as other places. I did understand most everything you wrote in Spanish. I speak Spanish pretty well because I've taught myself. I am better at speaking and listening, rather than reading it. I would love to receive any treatment you would like to render.

Dom and sub roles can be fun when played from either perspective. Fulfilling personal desires would be the ultimate goal, would it not? Imagination is the key to creativity and passion. Anyhow, I think a few of us may be just a little on the crazy side, but in the Jackson Pollack kind of way. We paint our world the way it feels right to us. :)

Thanks. I´ve always cherished languages in a sort of obsessive way. At home we always spoke several languages because my grandparents only understood Asturian, and my mom was raised speaking both the dialect of the region and Spanish. She raised us to be the same, with the added incentive of English and French. As for my treatment, lets just say that when I want to get my way, I sound like a defenseless girl. Think about my voice sounding that way.;)

Imagination is indeed the key to creativity and passion. But crazy, crazy is good and I would have it no other way. As for painting the world the way it feels right for us, you´re right too. That´s the only way life can make sense.

As for my treatment, lets just say that when I want to get my way, I sound like a defenseless girl. Think about my voice sounding that way.;)

Don't buy it. I don't care what your voice sounds like.

Don't buy it. I don't care what your voice sounds like.

Want to listen? I can give you a sample of my voice in that kind of situation...

Want to listen? I can give you a sample of my voice in that kind of situation...

This should be interesting.

This should be interesting.

Very well. Allow me to record it.

Very well. Allow me to record it.

proceed with caution :fluffle:

proceed with caution :fluffle:

Why with caution?

Why with caution?

That was a joke. My sense of humor tends to be a little dry and tongue in cheek. By my saying "with caution," it is said in jest. Throw caution to the wind. Did you really think I believed you would hold anything back? It's not the path I'd ever see you choosing. No way no how.

Gods, your imagination astounds me...:rolleyes:

my spelling astounds me...I feel as though I should just start typin' what I be sayin' ya'll knows what I mean?

Southern people are fun :D

frequie is one of those eye of the beholder things.

most absolutely and completely of any of them.

personally i see what has come to be the mainstream of the dominant culture as pretty damd off the wall.

anything unusually appearance wise is pretty tame by comparison.

same goes for behaviors that arn't inhierently hazardous, and i'm not recomending on that basis any that are.

i mean, the way things have become, just being honest is kind of unusual, even riskey, but the ever increasing general failure to do so is even riskier for everyone.

we live in such freakie times, that any sort of rational responisibility is often seen as and labled just the opposite of what it is.

everything is being stood on its head for the sake of major economic intrests, which then gratify actually nothing.

=^^=
.../\...

Do you w2mean in a sexual way? I like the taste of my ladyfriend's menstruation, if that coutns for anythigh.

If I have to be more specific, w2hich I doubt, I like eatiner her out when she's on her period.

I also like when she bites me. It's veery aarousing.

I'm drunk. But I felt likek voiceing my opion.

That was a joke. My sense of humor tends to be a little dry and tongue in cheek. By my saying "with caution," it is said in jest. Throw caution to the wind. Did you really think I believed you would hold anything back? It's not the path I'd ever see you choosing. No way no how.

Ah, thanks for the clarification. Do forgive me for mistaking your meaning, I tend to twist it because English isn't my mother tongue.:p

I'll TG you the link to my acting as soon as I get home from work.;)

Ah, thanks for the clarification. Do forgive me for mistaking your meaning, I tend to twist it because English isn't my mother tongue.:p

I'll TG you the link to my acting as soon as I get home from work.;)

Indeed, check out the post of the drunk guy before you. Very funny!

Indeed, check out the post of the drunk guy before you. Very funny!

It was funny. I read it.

It was funny. I read it.

You are the real deal Nanatsu :eek:

You are the real deal Nanatsu :eek:

Care to explain that?:p

Care to explain that?:p

Sure no problem. Let it be known (to NSG) that Nanatsu is not only beautiful, but she has a tremendous amount of seductive talents. A man would be hard pressed to find a more complete person with regards to beauty, intellect, and sensual seduction (a popular hip hop song in the US in bold).

Sure no problem. Let it be known (to NSG) that Nanatsu is not only beautiful, but she has a tremendous amount of seductive talents. A man would be hard pressed to find a more complete person with regards to beauty, intellect, and sensual seduction (a popular hip hop song in the US in bold).

Hopefully, you're not being sarcastic. Thank you very much for the compliment, Liuzzo-sama.;)

Hopefully, you're not being sarcastic. Thank you very much for the compliment, Liuzzo-sama.;)

No sarcasm can be found in these words. Ordinarily I am the prince of sarcasm and dry wit, but not in this case. You are most welcome and should be complimented regularly. :D

No sarcasm can be found in these words. Ordinarily I am the prince of sarcasm and dry wit, but not in this case. You are most welcome and should be complimented regularly. :D

Ah well, in that case, I'm deeply thankful for your praises.:)

Sure no problem. Let it be known (to NSG) that Nanatsu is not only beautiful, but she has a tremendous amount of seductive talents. A man would be hard pressed to find a more complete person with regards to beauty, intellect, and sensual seduction (a popular hip hop song in the US in bold).

Freaky...

Freaky...

Is it?:p

Is it?:p

Are you trying to say that the thread somehow has gone off-topic? http://forum.mambo-foundation.org/images/smilies/suspicious.gif



:p

Are you trying to say that the thread somehow has gone off-topic? http://forum.mambo-foundation.org/images/smilies/suspicious.gif



:p

Oh no, not at all.;)

Oh no, not at all.;)

Right, so that was Liuzzo being as freaky as he could be, I assume :cool:

Right, so that was Liuzzo being as freaky as he could be, I assume :cool:

Ask Liuzzo. I kinda like his posts.:p

Ask Liuzzo. I kinda like his posts.:p

:eek: FREAKY!!!!

:eek: FREAKY!!!!

*:fluffle:'s Gravlen*

Now that's freaky.;)

Ask Liuzzo. I kinda like his posts.:p

I'm glad that you enjoy my posts. And no, I'm not revealing the full limit of my freak-o-meter publicly. Some things are just meant to be TG'd instead. My creativity is only matched by my insanity. You are a good girl with all of your compliments. You know how to keep a smile on my face. Like this :p or this :D , or this ;) and lastly the most important one :fluffle:

I'm glad that you enjoy my posts. And no, I'm not revealing the full limit of my freak-o-meter publicly. Some things are just meant to be TG'd instead. My creativity is only matched by my insanity. You are a good girl with all of your compliments. You know how to keep a smile on my face. Like this :p or this :D , or this ;) and lastly the most important one http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hump.gif

fixed ;)

fixed ;)

wow, that one is totally awesome. I've never seen a humping smilie before, but it is fitting. Thanks for that.

fixed ;)

Dude!! I'm stealing that smiley!!:D


I'm glad that you enjoy my posts. And no, I'm not revealing the full limit of my freak-o-meter publicly. Some things are just meant to be TG'd instead. My creativity is only matched by my insanity. You are a good girl with all of your compliments. You know how to keep a smile on my face. Like this :p or this :D , or this ;) and lastly the most important one :fluffle:

Oh dear, I would never ask you to reveal your freaky potential to it's full extent here. Show it little by little, and it's more interesting that way (provided it's TGed;)). And for signs on insanity, we all have it and it makes life more fun.

Glad I can put a smile on your face, amongst other things, if that's the case.

wow, that one is totally awesome. I've never seen a humping smilie before, but it is fitting. Thanks for that.

Dyakovo always busts out the best smileys

Dude!! I'm stealing that smiley!!:D




Oh dear, I would never ask you to reveal your freaky potential to it's full extent here. Show it little by little, and it's more interesting that way (provided it's TGed;)). And for signs on insanity, we all have it and it makes life more fun.

Glad I can put a smile on your face, amongst other things, if that's the case.

You are both wise and beautiful. Like I've said before, I do not adhere to the Puritanical viewpoint of many of my fellow citizens. To me sexuality is something you are free to explore as an individual. No one should be able to control you in this way. Your bedroom (couch, hammock, stairwell, etc) is your own private refuge. You may do all the dastardly deeds you wish and more.

You are both wise and beautiful. Like I've said before, I do not adhere to the Puritanical viewpoint of many of my fellow citizens. To me sexuality is something you are free to explore as an individual. No one should be able to control you in this way. Your bedroom (couch, hammock, stairwell, etc) is your own private refuge. You may do all the dastardly deeds you wish and more.

I agree with you in those statments whole-heartedly. Sex is to be enjoyed in any way possible and with whoever you like.

I agree with you in those statments whole-heartedly. Sex is to be enjoyed in any way possible and with whoever you like.

Agreed in full. The problem is that people would like to legislate their preferences. The majority of people are straight and they legislate against gay marriage. A great number of people do not take drugs, so they rally against those who do (I believe you should be able to get as smashed as you want as long as you don't hurt others). People feel the need to impose "morality" on others. On many occasions this is linked to some religious code. What they don't realize is that not everyone shares their views of morality. They also fail to realize that people can be moral without religion. I'm as freaky as it comes in my personal life, and I contribute a great deal in my public life. I help the homeless, shut ins, am a blood and organ donor, etc. So I am both a good citizen, and a total freak all in one. :D

I agree with you in those statments whole-heartedly. Sex is to be enjoyed in any way possible and with whoever you like.

oh rly?
annnyone i like, so if say i liked your mother would that be okay then?
no i didn't think so (i'm hoping you say no), see how easy it is for me to prove you wrong?
*is feeling smug, and slightly thirsty*

oh rly?
annnyone i like, so if say i liked your mother would that be okay then?
no i didn't think so (i'm hoping you say no), see how easy it is for me to prove you wrong?
*is feeling smug, and slightly thirsty*

You are free to have sex with any consenting adult you wish. If that happens to be someone's mother then so be it. I do find incestual relationships extremely disturbing so if that's what you are getting at we can agree. Otherwise, F whomever you want and F them well.

Agreed in full. The problem is that people would like to legislate their preferences. The majority of people are straight and they legislate against gay marriage. A great number of people do not take drugs, so they rally against those who do (I believe you should be able to get as smashed as you want as long as you don't hurt others). People feel the need to impose "morality" on others. On many occasions this is linked to some religious code. What they don't realize is that not everyone shares their views of morality. They also fail to realize that people can be moral without religion. I'm as freaky as it comes in my personal life, and I contribute a great deal in my public life. I help the homeless, shut ins, am a blood and organ donor, etc. So I am both a good citizen, and a total freak all in one. :D

And you know what? I would have you no other way, Liuzzo-sama.;)

You are free to have sex with any consenting adult you wish. If that happens to be someone's mother then so be it. I do find incestual relationships extremely disturbing so if that's what you are getting at we can agree. Otherwise, F whomever you want and F them well.

even foreign people?
what about George W Bush? ewww i had bad thoughts then.:eek:
I feel dirty now.

oh rly?
annnyone i like, so if say i liked your mother would that be okay then?
no i didn't think so (i'm hoping you say no), see how easy it is for me to prove you wrong?
*is feeling smug, and slightly thirsty*

If my mother will have you, who am I to say no?

*squeezes Bear Grillys's neck, menacingly*

If my mother will have you, who am I to say no?

*squeezes Bear Grillys's neck, menacingly*
well, see it depends how much your mum pays me i mean the price depends on what she's into.

ah no worries, i'll hire out some ex-SAS guys they'l be able to help me out.
*is currently in a hire tower surrounded by orcs, yes it's been one of those weeks*

If my mother will have you, who am I to say no?

*squeezes Bear Grillys's neck, menacingly*

Right. If you'd like my mother I'd pity you and let you have at her. Just a side thought and then I have a meeting to attend: Why is is that I think myself (and certain others) have more fun having sex with ourselves than most do? My goal is to freak even myself out if it's possible. :p

Right. If you'd like my mother I'd pity you and let you have at her. Just a side thought and then I have a meeting to attend: Why is is that I think myself (and certain others) have more fun having sex with ourselves than most do? My goal is to freak even myself out if it's possible. :p

Hmm... I could start testing you.

Right. If you'd like my mother I'd pity you and let you have at her.

Ditto.

Why is is that I think myself (and certain others) have more fun having sex with ourselves than most do? My goal is to freak even myself out if it's possible. :p

Because they have less or no inhibitions. And also, they know how to have better fun.

You want to freak out even yourself? Cool. Freak me out too.;)

Dyakovo always busts out the best smileys
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Dziekuje.gif

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif
wow, that one is totally awesome. I've never seen a humping smilie before, but it is fitting. Thanks for that.
I was considering this one instead...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/love072.gif
Dude!! I'm stealing that smiley!!:D
Feel free...

I agree with you in those statments whole-heartedly. Sex is to be enjoyed in any way possible and with whoever you like.

Noted
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOHAWakkaWakkaHL.gif

Noted
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOHAWakkaWakkaHL.gif

*http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_humping.gif Dyakovo*

*http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_humping.gif Dyakovo*

*steals smiley*

Yay! Cyber-humped by Nanatsu...

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/cool29.gif

*steals smiley*

Yay! Cyber-humped by Nanatsu...

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/cool29.gif

W00T!!:D

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Dziekuje.gif

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif

I was considering this one instead...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/love072.gif

Feel free...

I sit in awe of your great power. Those are terrific.

*http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_humping.gif Dyakovo*

All right, you've upped the ante with this one!

This is similar to another one here but...

http://emoticons4u.com/love/lieb24.gif

All right, you've upped the ante with this one!

This is similar to another one here but...

http://emoticons4u.com/love/lieb24.gif

Woohoo!! I has been humped by Liuzzo!!

Woohoo!! I has been humped by Liuzzo!!

Now I just need to find one that handles spanking, biting, and hairpulling. :p Someone out there had to be crazy enough to create one.

Now I just need to find one that handles spanking, biting, and hairpulling. :p Someone out there had to be crazy enough to create one.

Google those.;)

Now I just need to find one that handles spanking, biting, and hairpulling. :p Someone out there had to be crazy enough to create one.

Spanking, at least sort of...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/crackthewhip.gif

Spanking, at least sort of...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/crackthewhip.gif

Spanking.... Mmmmmm.:D

Spanking.... Mmmmmm.:D

alluding to another thread I call "nipples" ftw :cool:

alluding to another thread I call "nipples" ftw :cool:

Hehehe! Saw that one, Liuzzo-sama.;)

Hehehe! Saw that one, Liuzzo-sama.;)

This is a part that confuses me when determining what is appropriate and what is not. You're born naked and you die naked. No one objects when they see a child naked (and there are pedophiles for that). Hell, even I have pictures of my cousin (girl cousin) and I in a tub. I'm not saying it's ideal, just that it's not as big a deal as most people make it. Otherwise every parent who has a picture that shows their child's breasts or hoohoo are morally disgusting. I wouldn't just walk the streets in public naked because that's my personal preference. It's a human and that makes it different I guess. No one objects to watching horse c#ck swinging in the breeze.

This is a part that confuses me when determining what is appropriate and what is not. You're born naked and you die naked. No one objects when they see a child naked (and there are pedophiles for that). Hell, even I have pictures of my cousin (girl cousin) and I in a tub. I'm not saying it's ideal, just that it's not as big a deal as most people make it. Otherwise every parent who has a picture that shows their child's breasts or hoohoo are morally disgusting. I wouldn't just walk the streets in public naked because that's my personal preference. It's a human and that makes it different I guess. No one objects to watching horse c#ck swinging in the breeze.

I guess that when you hit puberty, nakedness becomes obscene to many. A pity, really. I see it as something beautiful and natural. I'm all for nakedness, of course, it's relative too. Some people don't like nakedness, and that's fine. But I don't see any reason to sanction it.

I guess that when you hit puberty, nakedness becomes obscene to many. A pity, really. I see it as something beautiful and natural. I'm all for nakedness, of course, it's relative too. Some people don't like nakedness, and that's fine. But I don't see any reason to sanction it.

Indeed, I walk around my house naked all the time. Actually, the first thing I do when i get home is usually undress. I will only put something else on if I have to go out, or someone comes to the door. Even when someone comes to the door they may find me shirtless or in a white/black "wifebeater." Being naked sure as hell doesn't bother me.

Indeed, I walk around my house naked all the time. Actually, the first thing I do when i get home is usually undress. I will only put something else on if I have to go out, or someone comes to the door. Even when someone comes to the door they may find me shirtless or in a white/black "wifebeater." Being naked sure as hell doesn't bother me.

Neither does it bother me. Like you, I undress as soon as I get home and stay like that unless I have to go out or my friends come to visit me. And even then, I'm usually scantily clad, short shorts and tank-tops. My fiance loves it.:p

Neither does it bother me. Like you, I undress as soon as I get home and stay like that unless I have to go out or my friends come to visit me. And even then, I'm usually scantily clad, short shorts and tank-tops. My fiance loves it.:p

Yeah, my wife just says "you'd live every day of your life naked if you could wouldn't you?" "Of course" is the answer.

Yeah, my wife just says "you'd live every day of your life naked if you could wouldn't you?" "Of course" is the answer.

High five, mate!:D

High five, mate!:D

How about a "high ten" so you can be properly frisked for weapons? :p

How about a "high ten" so you can be properly frisked for weapons? :p

*chuckles*
I think it would be better if I gave you a full body five. That's more acurate for finding concealed "weapons" and such...:p

*chuckles*
I think it would be better if I gave you a full body five. That's more acurate for finding concealed "weapons" and such...:p

Check me like my name was Mohamed Bin Laden and I'm trying to clear airport security in the US! :cool: Before people start to take offense I'd like to point out that it is funny because it is true.

I've been known to get a little freaky at times.

My favorite scenario involves:

a length of rope
whipped cream
my policeman's hat
my handcuffs
a rubber duck &
a tire iron

can you explain that, so i can use it on friday night?

Check me like my name was Mohamed Bin Laden and I'm trying to clear airport security in the US! :cool: Before people start to take offense I'd like to point out that it is funny because it is true.

Duly noted, Liuzzo-sama.;)

This is a "How Freaky can you be?" thread. If anyone's to take offense, he/she shouldn't even post here.:)

Duly noted, Liuzzo-sama.;)

This is a "How Freaky can you be?" thread. If anyone's to take offense, he/she shouldn't even post here.:)

You are quite correct. People posting in this thread without a sense of humor should find another spot. Now back that a## up like Juvenile told you to :fluffle: For those who don't get the reference Back that Azz up (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/juvenile/backthatazzup.html) Lyrics are a little racy so if you are offended by the use of profane language do not click. *disclaimer*

You are quite correct. People posting in this thread without a sense of humor should find another spot. Now back that a## up like Juvenile told you to :fluffle: For those who don't get the reference Back that Azz up (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/juvenile/backthatazzup.html) Lyrics are a little racy so if you are offended by the use of profane language do not click. *disclaimer*

Hai.
*complies*
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/bavmeadua/caricaturas_ilustraciones/CoolAssOh.jpg

Hai.
*complies*
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/bavmeadua/caricaturas_ilustraciones/CoolAssOh.jpg

Sweet. I like it when you comply so easily. Although it would be a lot of fun if you put up a struggle as well. Ravaging you against your will (sort of) would be quite steamy.

Sweet. I like it when you comply so easily. Although it would be a lot of fun if you put up a struggle as well. Ravaging you against your will (sort of) would be quite steamy.

It could be fun, I admit. I'm just being a good girl at the moment.;)

It could be fun, I admit. I'm just being a good girl at the moment.;)

When good you're good, but when bad you're better :fluffle:

When good you're good, but when bad you're better :fluffle:

Rightfully so, mate.;)

Rightfully so, mate.;)

I knew I was right before you told me :) Oh, and you've been TG'd.

I knew I was right before you told me :) Oh, and you've been TG'd.

:)

Roger on the TG thing.

:)

Roger on the TG thing.

Hmm, the "roger" is related to my military background. That is affirmative ma'am.

Hmm, the "roger" is related to my military background. That is affirmative ma'am.

Oh, so you're used to give and recieve commands... Delicious.

Oh, so you're used to give and recieve commands... Delicious.

Semper Fidelis ma'am. Yeah, that's what I referenced earlier in our discussions about liking to be on the receiving end. I'm used to giving orders and having people hop to. It's nice the other way sometimes.

Semper Fidelis ma'am. Yeah, that's what I referenced earlier in our discussions about liking to be on the receiving end. I'm used to giving orders and having people hop to. It's nice the other way sometimes.

You don't say....

*bites her lower lip*

Ok boy, hop to it and give me a nice back massage. Pronto!


:p

I live in an Old lysol container and my name is shuttlecock
*And I smell like guarana

You don't say....

*bites her lower lip*

Ok boy, hop to it and give me a nice back massage. Pronto!


:p

hooah, as you command ma'am. I have some very special lotion just for you. It smells of juniper, jasmine, and raw animal magnetism. When I kiss you on a break (break from...mmmm) damn sure to make your body shake! I'll take care of the lip biting thank you very much. :)

hooah, as you command ma'am. I have some very special lotion just for you. It smells of juniper, jasmine, and raw animal magnetism. When I kiss you on a break (break from...mmmm) damn sure to make your body shake! I'll take care of the lip biting thank you very much. :)


Good lad.

Uuuuhh, animal magnetism. Tempting.

;)

Good lad.

Uuuuhh, animal magnetism. Tempting.

;)

"watch as the tiger stalks his prey. Waiting with great anticipation to pounce and ravage the unsuspecting gazelle." That type of animal magnetism. The kind that is just a function of nature. :fluffle:

Semper Fidelis ma'am. Yeah, that's what I referenced earlier in our discussions about liking to be on the receiving end. I'm used to giving orders and having people hop to. It's nice the other way sometimes.

You seem to have a knack for attracting former Marines Nanatsu...

You seem to have a knack for attracting former Marines Nanatsu...

Yeah, but I rather like that. I have something for men in uniforms.:p

"watch as the tiger stalks his prey. Waiting with great anticipation to pounce and ravage the unsuspecting gazelle." That type of animal magnetism. The kind that is just a function of nature. :fluffle:

Yes, something like that. And of course, it would be very interesting to see what sort of relation unfolds between the tiger and the gazelle.:)

I have something for men in uniforms.:p

I bet its bald...

I bet its bald...

What's bald?:confused:

What's bald?:confused:

Ha, I think he means your pretty kitty. I'm surely not bald, just a high and tight.

Ha, I think he means your pretty kitty. I'm surely not bald, just a high and tight.

Ah. I'm tight, but I'm not talking about my hair. What?:D

Ah. I'm tight, but I'm not talking about my hair. What?:D

I'm sure you'd fit just like a pair of cashmere lined gloves. Now that I think of it, it's kind of cold here today. Where are my cashmere lined black leather gloves? Are you hiding them on me.

I'm sure you'd fit just like a pair of cashmere lined gloves. Now that I think of it, it's kind of cold here today. Where are my cashmere lined black leather gloves? Are you hiding them on me.

Fit like a glove. I like that.

Leather gloves? Yum. Do spank me with those as soon as you find them. I decided to play hide and seek with your things...;)

Leather gloves? Yum. Do spank me with those as soon as you find them.

pft, too mild

can you explain that, so i can use it on friday night?

Absolutely not. Your imagination is your own. I merely give the tools.

pft, too mild

And what tickles your fancy, mister?

And what tickles your fancy, mister?

I use things a lot more effective than a glove...

I use things a lot more effective than a glove...

Ah... and what things do you use?

Ah... and what things do you use?

hmm, in a pinch, I found the back of a hairbrush to be quite effective.

hmm, in a pinch, I found the back of a hairbrush to be quite effective.

See, I read this before what led to it, so I was thinking a completely different use of the hairbrush handle. And then someone referred to NA as a "he" and I was very disturbed. But then I got to the paddle part and it all makes (less disturbing) sense now.

hmm, in a pinch, I found the back of a hairbrush to be quite effective.

I see...

See, I read this before what led to it, so I was thinking a completely different use of the hairbrush handle.

Heh, I didn't mean the handle, I meant the flat back part :p

Heh, I didn't mean the handle, I meant the flat back part :p

I get that now. You can imagine how confused I was when I got back to "glove".

What's bald?:confused:
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Ha, I think he means your pretty kitty. I'm surely not bald, just a high and tight.

Fit like a glove. I like that.

Leather gloves? Yum.
http://www.buystarwarscostumes.com/uploads/glove_anakin_skywalker.jpg
It's odd that i can use this so often with you. :p

Ah. I'm tight, but I'm not talking about my hair.

Yay!

Fit like a glove. I like that.

Leather gloves? Yum. Do spank me with those as soon as you find them. I decided to play hide and seek with your things...;)http://www.buystarwarscostumes.com/uploads/glove_anakin_skywalker.jpg
It's odd that i can use this so often with you. :p
I have a much better pair of gloves \/ :D
http://www.verijaa.com/BDSMImages/VampGlove.jpg

Fit like a glove. I like that.

Leather gloves? Yum. Do spank me with those as soon as you find them. I decided to play hide and seek with your things...;)

Spanking will be the least of your worries for defying the great and powerful Wizard of Oz. I knew it had to be you. I need to draw up contingency plans to deal with your mischievous behavior. Naughty girl, you'll get what you have coming to you. I'll get away with it too, if there aren't any meddling kids. (scooby doobie doooooooo)

I have a much better pair of gloves \/ :D
http://www.verijaa.com/BDSMImages/VampGlove.jpg

Oh my! That's quite the glove.

Freaky fact:

I want to be completely naked under the spray of the shower and have a man put on leather gloves and caress me all over while I'm wet. He has to pay special attention to my breasts.

:p

Spanking will be the least of your worries for defying the great and powerful Wizard of Oz. I knew it had to be you. I need to draw up contingency plans to deal with your mischievous behavior. Naughty girl, you'll get what you have coming to you. I'll get away with it too, if there aren't any meddling kids. (scooby doobie doooooooo)

I'm shivering with excitement.;)

Oh my! That's quite the glove.
Yes, it is, isn't it?
Freaky fact:

I want to be completely naked under the spray of the shower and have a man put on leather gloves and caress me all over while I'm wet. He has to pay special attention to my breasts.

:p
It's a deal.

Yes, it is, isn't it?

It's a deal.

Cut. It. Out. You. Tease.:p

Guys, guys... You're forgetting the part where after the gloved hands have done their work, they go to the shoulders and press firmly downward, so that she ends up on her knees...

Cut. It. Out. You. Tease.:p
No. I. Won't. ;)
Guys, guys... You're forgetting the part where after the gloved hands have done their work, they go to the shoulders and press firmly downward, so that she ends up on her knees...
No, I am not.

Guys, guys... You're forgetting the part where after the gloved hands have done their work, they go to the shoulders and press firmly downward, so that she ends up on her knees...

What in tarnation is this?!

Divide the Nanatsu in equal parts and share?!

http://www.laneros.com/imagenes/smilies/smiley%20-%20scared.gif

What in tarnation is this?!

Divide the Nanatsu in equal parts and share?!

http://www.laneros.com/imagenes/smilies/smiley%20-%20scared.gif

Well when you say 'divide in equal parts' that implies something gruesome... I was thinking of merely sharing around :D

Well when you say 'divide in equal parts' that implies something gruesome... I was thinking of merely sharing around :D

Damn.

Now opening, Nanatsu no Tsuki's buffet!

It's all you can eat and more!!!

:eek:

What in tarnation is this?!

Divide the Nanatsu in equal parts and share?!

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No, this \/
Well when you say 'divide in equal parts' that implies something gruesome... I was thinking of merely sharing around :D

Damn.


Don't get me wrong... This doesn't mean that only one person at a time can partake :D It just means you stay in one piece.

Don't get me wrong... This doesn't mean that only one person at a time can partake :D It just means you stay in one piece.

Yeah, I'm the new fad in buffets.

Yeah, I'm the new fad in buffets.

And the beauty of it being in the shower is....


...no sloppy seconds!

And the beauty of it being in the shower is....


...no sloppy seconds!

Innovating design. I'm all for progress you know.:D

Innovating design. I'm all for progress you know.:D

Alright well then now all that's needed is a bigger shower...

Alright well then now all that's needed is a bigger shower...

And a comfy table to keep me in one piece...

Oh my! That's quite the glove.

Freaky fact:

I want to be completely naked under the spray of the shower and have a man put on leather gloves and caress me all over while I'm wet. He has to pay special attention to my breasts.

:p



I'm shivering with excitement.;)

I think I'm just going to say WOW, and Yes Ma'am, reporting for duty.

I think I'm just going to say WOW, and Yes Ma'am, reporting for duty.

Private! Attention!!

Commence the groping.

Private! Attention!!

Commence the groping.

as you wish!

as you wish!

:fluffle:

Freaky fact:

I want to be completely naked under the spray of the shower and have a man put on leather gloves and caress me all over while I'm wet. He has to pay special attention to my breasts.


I could whisper "To the Muse...", too.

:fluffle:

Spanking smilie is down at the bottom of this link

http://forums.keeptouch.net/misc.php?do=showsmilies

Spanking smilie is down at the bottom of this link

http://forums.keeptouch.net/misc.php?do=showsmilies

:eek:

I could whisper "To the Muse...", too.

You imp!! Curse you that you know my weakness!!!:mp5:

Spanking smilie is down at the bottom of this link

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/spank.gif

Fixed

or you could have used this one: http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/action-smiley-073.gif

:eek:



You imp!! Curse you that you know my weakness!!!:mp5:

even better spanking smilie at the top of this page. I hate that you can't rip them off. Or maybe you have to register, but I don't care enough to go through that.

http://www.skincell.org/community/index.php?topic=3636.msg42090

even better spanking smilie at the top of this page. I hate that you can't rip them off. Or maybe you have to register, but I don't care enough to go through that.

http://www.skincell.org/community/index.php?topic=3636.msg42090

You mean like this?
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/spank-2.gif

even better spanking smilie at the top of this page. I hate that you can't rip them off. Or maybe you have to register, but I don't care enough to go through that.

http://www.skincell.org/community/index.php?topic=3636.msg42090

I like this one better. It feels like you're spanking me.
http://ganjataz.com/smileys/01-grayball/images/gt-oddgrayball-spank.gif

I like this one better. It feels like you're spanking me.
http://ganjataz.com/smileys/01-grayball/images/gt-oddgrayball-spank.gif

your rosy red cheeks are such a turn on. makes me want to take out the spatula and really give it to you good.

your rosy red cheeks are such a turn on. makes me want to take out the spatula and really give it to you good.

*blushes deeply and covers her face demurely*

You imp!! Curse you that you know my weakness!!!:mp5:

I am every woman's weakness.

I love getting called a Nazi.
Nobody ever fantasizes about being sexually ravaged by a liberal.


haha.

I'm going to sig this, I love how I took it way out of context, too.

I am every woman's weakness.

Yeah, right. I'll let you believe that, Rhy Rhy. Meanwhile, where's my recording of the poem, bish?!

:p

Yeah, right. I'll let you believe that, Rhy Rhy. Meanwhile, where's my recording of the poem, bish?!

:p

eh, I'm bleary eyed from working such late hours. Having to entertain clients for dinner and drinks can keep you out late, then waking up at 5:30AM is so painful. Thank God it's the Memorial Day weekend for us here in the US.

Anyhow, while talking to a friend last night from college (Uni) we got to discussing our wives who we both met there. We talked about how we were amazed that they put up with our stupid bullshit for as long as they did, before we finally grew up and became men. I recalled a story that my wife has told very often to friends in confidence...(especially when truth serum (oops, I meant alcohol) is involved. The first time we ever slept together was a drunken experience. She says completely unashamed that, "the only reason I put up with your nonsense is because you were great in bed." Needless to say, our first experience together, I knocked it out the park. Thank God I have those "skills" or else I never would have been married to her. In summation, asking me if I'm freaky is like asking if water is wet. OR you could ask, "does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit?" :)

Yeah, right. I'll let you believe that, Rhy Rhy. Meanwhile, where's my recording of the poem, bish?!

:p

I'm too busy working on To the Muse Euterpe.

I'm too busy working on To the Muse Euterpe.

I request the poem in full payment. I already met my end of the bargain.:cool:

I request the poem in full payment. I already met my end of the bargain.:cool:

the barter system, yes!

I request the poem in full payment. I already met my end of the bargain.:cool:

I believe you said that was free of charge, didn't you?

the barter system, yes!

I have to use my womanly guiles, right?;)

I believe you said that was free of charge, didn't you?

I'm a woman. What did you expect?:cool:

I'm a woman. What did you expect?:cool:

Yeah, I've learned that a woman reserves the right to change her mind at any time. And I mean, any damn time they feel like. We don't have to like it, but we have to accept it.

I'm a woman. What did you expect?:cool:

I don't know what you're acting so cool about. How exactly were you planning on making me pay up? I mean, unless you intend to barter with more, I'm fairly confident that the advantage in this exchange belongs to me.

I don't know what you're acting so cool about. How exactly were you planning on making me pay up? I mean, unless you intend to barter with more, I'm fairly confident that the advantage in this exchange belongs to me.

Give me the recorded poem and then we can enter into some negotiations. Agreed?

Give me the recorded poem and then we can enter into some negotiations. Agreed?

What, and lose my leverage?

What, and lose my leverage?

ROFLMAO! I get it.;)

ROFLMAO! I get it.;)

So. We know what I've got on the table...your turn, eh?

So. We know what I've got on the table...your turn, eh?

When I get home, we'll converse. Ok?

When I get home, we'll converse. Ok?

Indeed.

Indeed.

;)

;)

So the next question is: When do you get home?

So the next question is: When do you get home?

In 6 more hours.

In 6 more hours.

Plenty of time to think of more tricksy plans.

Plenty of time to think of more tricksy plans.

I knew you remainded me of someone. You're the reincarnation of Niccolo Machiavello. Bitch!:D

I knew you remainded me of someone. You're the reincarnation of Niccolo Machiavello. Bitch!:D

Don't hate me because I'm talented and ruthlessly intelligent.





Hate me because I'm using both against you.

Don't hate me because I'm talented and ruthlessly intelligent.





Hate me because I'm using both against you.


I don't hate you. I admire an intelligent man. I'm an intelligent woman.

Yes, I'm conceited and I'm not shy about admitting it.

I don't hate you. I admire an intelligent man. I'm an intelligent woman.

Yes, I'm conceited and I'm not shy about admitting it.

Intelligent man?

Intelligent man?

Ah well, disappointment sets in.:p

Ah well, disappointment sets in.:p

If you say so.

Remember, Nanatsu, we have a deal...

I have to use my womanly guiles, right?;)

You play the game well my pet.:p

Remember, Nanatsu, we have a deal...

And that deal came to consumation already, esteemed sir. Unless... you mean for us to engage in more business relations...

You play the game well my pet.:p

*takes a humble bow*

Thank you. I do try.;)

This thread is still going?
wow.
might i add i can twist what counts as freaky in this universe compared to another universe and still end up, with a sensible way of doing so?

That's assuming there's another universe, i know i'm straying near hijacking the thread but i think the possibility of alternate universes is too great to ignore, i suggest all people must try to find ways to travel to other parts of this universe very quickly!