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Since there's a thread on How Old Are you and the like, I thought "Why the hell not?" and decided to pitch this one...

How freaky can you be?

Let's see how many of you post and are honest.:D

Very.

If every day, I can get someone to shake their head and wonder if I was raised by a pack of wolves, then I have done my job.

many people think i'm odd. i have a feeling this is not what you're getting at however.

Since there's a thread on How Old Are you and the like, I thought "Why the hell not?" and decided to pitch this one...

How freaky can you be?

Let's see how many of you post and are honest.:D

Do I have to say anything? Really?

What's with the sudden increase of sexual related topics? Is it cause school just let out and mommy isn't checking on what you write on the computer?



I have no trouble exciting women actually. Though I believe that actually comes from reverse sexuality. Women are turned on by the propsect of a confident, strong, aggressive male. Who could enslave their enemies and crush their insides without batting an eye..

I love getting called a Nazi.
Nobody ever fantasizes about being sexually ravaged by a liberal.

And those that are sexually aroused, are at the most control. Sexuality is the new brainwashing technique. Which is why it's everywhere, which is why you're talking about it right now.


There are slaves and there are masters.
And some slaves don't even deserve to be that, we call them food.

Do I have to say anything? Really?

In your case, you're excused from posting. I think we all know you're a freak-o.:p

In your case, you're excused from posting. I think we all know you're a freak-o.:p

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me......"

I love the Electoral College.

[QUOTE=Heroic Sociopath;13677295]What's with the sudden increase of sexual related topics? Is it cause school just let out and mommy isn't checking on what you write on the computer?[QUOTE]

Your mind must be very pervy if, indeed, you think that by "freaky" one could only be referring sexual stuff.:rolleyes:

I can be as freaky as I want to.I'm currently going through a part of my life where I just think " Why the hell not?" when a strange choice comes up. It's led to a much more funny life and I enjoy it.

I've been known to get a little freaky at times.

My favorite scenario involves:

a length of rope
whipped cream
my policeman's hat
my handcuffs
a rubber duck &
a tire iron

Define freaky.

What's with the sudden increase of sexual related topics? Is it cause school just let out and mommy isn't checking on what you write on the computer?

nobody mentioned sex, you know it's a sign of sexual frustration when you just start assuming everything is about sex

What's with the sudden increase of sexual related topics? Is it cause school just let out and mommy isn't checking on what you write on the computer?
Sex beats out 'abortion/religion/evil Muslim threads any day.



I have no trouble exciting women actually. Though I believe that actually comes from reverse sexuality. Women are turned on by the propsect of a confident, strong, aggressive male. Who could enslave their enemies and crush their insides without batting an eye.. Let me guess, you're a mouth breather.

I love getting called a Nazi.
Nobody ever fantasizes about being sexually ravaged by a liberal. Um....

The kind of people who want nazi sex are...well...

I fantasise about being sexually ravished by liberals all the time. Then again, I don't fuck conservatives, extremely religious people, or others with such low IQ.

There are slaves and there are masters.
And some slaves don't even deserve to be that, we call them food.

:rolleyes: Now who's typing away without mommy supervising?

nobody mentioned sex, you know it's a sign of sexual frustration when you just start assuming everything is about sex

Either that or you just tend to think about sex all the time.

*holds up hand*

Give me some marijuana and bring up any non-political topic. That's all you need to know.

Give me some marijuana and bring up any non-political topic. That's all you need to know.

I can turn absolutely any topic into a discussion of ass.

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Ohhhhhh baby. MMmmmmmmMMMmMmMm Yeeaahhhh.


Tell me again about how socialized medicine is the best solution to our current healthcare crises.

Ohh yeah, oh god, oh god, oh god.

Spank me. I need to be punished for thinking that corporations aren't evil entities that simply seek to exploit the working class.

ah. ah. ah. ah. Ah. Ah. AH. AH. AH. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!







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and I'm done.

Man, arses are great.

TOPIC HIJACK
What do you think is the best kind of arse?

Man, arses are great.

TOPIC HIJACK
What do you think is the best kind of arse?

I said ass (http://www.explorecrete.com/albums/album19/donkey.jpg).

I can turn absolutely any topic into a discussion of ass.

Neesika, dear, we're all aware of your talent for discussing ass.:fluffle:

I have no trouble exciting women actually. Though I believe that actually comes from reverse sexuality. Women are turned on by the propsect of a confident, strong, aggressive male. Who could enslave their enemies and crush their insides without batting an eye..

I love getting called a Nazi.
Nobody ever fantasizes about being sexually ravaged by a liberal.

And those that are sexually aroused, are at the most control. Sexuality is the new brainwashing technique. Which is why it's everywhere, which is why you're talking about it right now.


There are slaves and there are masters.
And some slaves don't even deserve to be that, we call them food.

This is....sad. Likely written by someone who harbors some borderline d/s fantasies but has had not the courage nor opportunity to act on them.

And for the better really, as the last thing we need in the world is more clumsy, self obsessed and utterly incompetent doms.

I hear that although I appear pretty normal to people at first sight, the more they get to know me the odder I appear. It's a little disconcerting, frankly.

Nobody ever fantasizes about being sexually ravaged by a liberal.


Apparently, my name is Nobody Ever. Nice to meet you. :p

Since there's a thread on How Old Are you and the like, I thought "Why the hell not?" and decided to pitch this one...

How freaky can you be?

Let's see how many of you post and are honest.:D

Define Freaky?

What's with the sudden increase of sexual related topics? Is it cause school just let out and mommy isn't checking on what you write on the computer?



I have no trouble exciting women actually. Though I believe that actually comes from reverse sexuality. Women are turned on by the propsect of a confident, strong, aggressive male. Who could enslave their enemies and crush their insides without batting an eye..

I love getting called a Nazi.
Nobody ever fantasizes about being sexually ravaged by a liberal.

And those that are sexually aroused, are at the most control. Sexuality is the new brainwashing technique. Which is why it's everywhere, which is why you're talking about it right now.


There are slaves and there are masters.
And some slaves don't even deserve to be that, we call them food.

First, I don't see how this topic is related to sex. Second, your ideas have no logical chain, it's just random.

Apparently, my name is Nobody Ever. Nice to meet you. :p

We seem to share the same name :P

Since there's a thread on How Old Are you and the like, I thought "Why the hell not?" and decided to pitch this one...

How freaky can you be?

Let's see how many of you post and are honest.:D

: debating on whether to tell :

Neesika, dear, we're all aware of your talent for discussing ass.:fluffle:

Well I wasn't going to go as far as to say it was a talent...but okay :D

: debating on whether to tell :

Yeah I'd be debating the same thing were my nursing wife online to monitor my words :D

: debating on whether to tell :

*thinks he should*
:p

I can turn absolutely any topic into a discussion of ass.

I thought that was Fass' job.

I thought that was Fass' job.

Fass' job is to BE an ass. And no one does it better, or with more flair than he. 'Tis marvelous to behold.

No, my job is much more banal.

We seem to share the same name :P

*raises hand* We could start a club!

I'm having trouble understanding why confident, strong and liberal can't all go together. My boyfriend is all three of those, in addition to hilarious, smart, creative, fun, geeky and beautiful.

Heroic has a point though, I suppose, because my boyfriend is not aggressive, not a nazi and not a woman-hater. I guess it takes a republican to have that kind of animal magnetism. :rolleyes:

We should totally have a sexiest NSer spouses/bfs/gfs, btw. Holy abbreviations, batman.

I'm a clown. What more do you need? :)

I'm a clown.

/thread

I'm a clown. What more do you need? :)

That's only freaky if you're naked.

Since there's a thread on How Old Are you and the like, I thought "Why the hell not?" and decided to pitch this one...

How freaky can you be?

Let's see how many of you post and are honest.:D

ooo...how freaky do you want me to be ;)

: debating on whether to tell :

Yeah I'd be debating the same thing were my nursing wife online to monitor my words :D

I think maybe I should be more concerned with him monitoring me.

::kicks chains and whip behind the couch:: :D

That's only freaky if you're naked.

You don't think a nose is the only red thing on a clown that honks, do you?

I'm a clown. What more do you need? :)

Considering how many people have a severe phobia of clowns...that IS freaky.

I can do interesting things with spam. Freaky enough?

*thinks he should*
:p

Well since you asked...

"Nadu, kajira!"

(Bonus points for those who understand that without Googling or Wiki-ing it)

:D

I think maybe I should be more concerned with him monitoring me.

::kicks chains and whip behind the couch:: :D

Life is good.

I used to eat catfood (craploads, since I really liked it) when I was pretty young, the dry stuff not the gelly stuff. I still have an urge to do it, it smells so good.

Well since you asked...

"Nadu, kajira!"

(Bonus points for those who understand that without Googling or Wiki-ing it)

:D

Ugh.

I hate Goreans.

I used to eat catfood (craploads, since I really liked it) when I was pretty young, the dry stuff not the gelly stuff. I still have an urge to do it, it smells so good.

thats unnatural...don't kids usually start with dog food?...

And how can you get the dry stuff down that all seems strange, not freaky just strange.

Ugh.

I hate Goreans.

:bonus points awarded to Neesika:

Well since you asked...

"Nadu, kajira!"

(Bonus points for those who understand that without Googling or Wiki-ing it)

:D

why am I so utterly unsurprised.

See, THIS is what happens when geek and kink mix...

See, THIS is what happens when geek and kink mix...

That's exactly it.

"I put on my robe and wizard hat...."

why am I so utterly unsurprised.

See, THIS is what happens when geek and kink mix...

...hey! I dispute that! ;)

why am I so utterly unsurprised.

See, THIS is what happens when geek and kink mix...

::bonus points awarded to Neo Art::

That's exactly it.

"I put on my robe and wizard hat...."

hmm... now THAT would be interesting...

That's exactly it.

"I put on my robe and wizard hat...."

seriously, homestone? WTF is a homestone? Now, ok, don't get me wrong, I support everyone's right to practice whatever filthy perversion you want to, I don't judge any desires or fetishes, I just found Gorean to be just slightly one step above fucking in klingon outfits.

hmm... now THAT would be interesting...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

...hey! I dispute that! ;)

You be Jabba, I'll be Princess Leia.

Well since you asked...

"Nadu, kajira!"

(Bonus points for those who understand that without Googling or Wiki-ing it)

:D

:D

You be Jabba, I'll be Princess Leia.

have you ever seen one of those vaccum latex bed things? Where you basically get stuck between two sheets of latex and they vaccum suck the air out of it, leaving you stuck?

First time I saw someone in one of those I thought "oh shit, it's han in carbonite!"

He WAS hawt like that. Now include an erection and I could get on it. :P

You be Jabba, I'll be Princess Leia.

We have one of those Samurai things from PES Electro. There's nothing like tying a woman down, and working her mercilessly with one of those...

seriously, homestone? WTF is a homestone? Now, ok, don't get me wrong, I support everyone's right to practice whatever filthy perversion you want to, I don't judge any desires or fetishes, I just found Gorean to be just slightly one step above fucking in klingon outfits.

You be Jabba, I'll be Princess Leia.

It is a good thing I am working from home today, since my boss would never have believed I was doing actual work if I was laughing this hard where he could see me. :D

We have one of those Samurai things from PES Electro. There's nothing like tying a woman down, and working her mercilessly with one of those...

Picture!

I know I know, okay, of the Samurai thingy.

thats unnatural...don't kids usually start with dog food?...

And how can you get the dry stuff down that all seems strange, not freaky just strange.
The same as peanuts or something, really ;) Nice and crunchy.

Picture!

I know I know, okay, of the Samurai thingy.

And what that Samurai thingy might be?:p

Hotwife--We have one of those Samurai things from PES Electro. There's nothing like tying a woman down, and working her mercilessly with one of those...


OH DANG:p

And what that Samurai thingy might be?:p

Go to the PES Electro site and find out.

It's a way to give large-scale, very deep, rapidly repeating orgasms to a woman with zero effort.

It's especially good if she's consented to being tied up, and you have a few hours.

Go to the PES Electro site and find out.

It's a way to give large-scale, very deep, rapidly repeating orgasms to a woman with zero effort.

It's especially good if she's consented to being tied up, and you have a few hours.

Hm... I like the sound of that. Site noted. I'll check it out later in the privacy of my home.:p

Go to the PES Electro site and find out.

It's a way to give large-scale, very deep, rapidly repeating orgasms to a woman with zero effort.

It's especially good if she's consented to being tied up, and you have a few hours.

Nice. And they ship to Canada!

The one problem with the hitachi is it numbs...things...after a while.

Go to the PES Electro site and find out.

It's a way to give large-scale, very deep, rapidly repeating orgasms to a woman with zero effort.

It's especially good if she's consented to being tied up, and you have a few hours.

Have to say I will definatly have to check this out also. I think that makes me pretty happy lol...

seriously, homestone? WTF is a homestone? Now, ok, don't get me wrong, I support everyone's right to practice whatever filthy perversion you want to, I don't judge any desires or fetishes, I just found Gorean to be just slightly one step above fucking in klingon outfits.

Klingon outfits? Who needs an outfit at all? :D

:D

Hmm is that grin a mere acknowledgement, or do you know more than you're letting on?

Nice. And they ship to Canada!

The one problem with the hitachi is it numbs...things...after a while.

that's the problem with "vibration".

Electro-stimulation is frictionless, and not on the surface. Plunging the muscles deep inside into a continuous convulsion of orgasm is mind blowing.

Nice. And they ship to Canada!

The one problem with the hitachi is it numbs...things...after a while.

yeah numbing not good...:eek:

Klingon outfits? Who needs an outfit at all? :D



Hmm is that grin a mere acknowledgement, or do you know more than you're letting on?

I pledge the Fifth!
F-I-F, FIF!!!!:D

yeah numbing not good...:eek:

unless, you know, you're going for something like that.

that's the problem with "vibration".

Electro-stimulation is frictionless, and not on the surface. Plunging the muscles deep inside into a continuous convulsion of orgasm is mind blowing.

Good very good!

As the original question how freaky can you be..?--lets see, back of bus, track team, two friends=one freaky good time.. add handcuffs, chains and clets ;)

unless, you know, you're going for something like that.

wouldnt you want to be able to feel the "mind blowing orgasms'?

If you were going for that then it would be all to perfect...

wouldnt you want to be able to feel the "mind blowing orgasms'?

If you were going for that then it would be all to perfect...

Question is what I want her to feel :p

I pledge the Fifth!
F-I-F, FIF!!!!:D

:ears perk up:

Go on... :evil grin:

Oh, I like you. :p

Question is what I want her to feel :p

That is a good question.. care to answer?:)

:ears perk up:

Go on... :evil grin:

Oh, I like you. :p

Oh, but if I do tell you I would have to make you swear to secrecy on pain of castration if you tell...:D

That is a good question.. care to answer?:)

depends entirely on the mood at the time.

Oh, but if I do tell you I would have to make you swear to secrecy on pain of castration if you tell...:D

oh man that would suck..

depends entirely on the mood at the time.

my you have aroused my curiousity

:eek:...I like the direction of this thread's conversation:D

my you have aroused my curiousity

I'm not entirely sure what more to say on the matter...

:eek:...I like the direction of this thread's conversation:D

Haha, bet you do.. lol:p

Oh, but if I do tell you I would have to make you swear to secrecy on pain of castration if you tell...:D

Agreed! TG me before my curiosity causes me to dissolve right here in my chair!:)

I'm not entirely sure what more to say on the matter...

pleasure or pleasureful pain???? haha

pleasure or pleasureful pain???? haha

Why not both? ;)

Why not both? ;)

would that not be Pleasureful pain in itself?

Why not both? ;)

Oh very very ture...

would that not be Pleasureful pain in itself?

Cross out pleasure from the first option then tada you have pleasureful pain.. yay

pleasure or pleasureful pain???? haha

for me? No pain at all thank you very much. But as for the women who have found themselves in that position with me, I’ve noted that they’re rather the same.

Cross out pleasure from the first option then tada you have pleasureful pain.. yay

ingenious...simply amazing.

So what, kinda like a spiked dildo or something?

for me? No pain at all thank you very much. But as for the women who have found themselves in that position with me, I’ve noted that they’re rather the same.

No biting?? you do think they are the same??

ingenious...simply amazing.

So what, kinda like a spiked dildo or something?

I know sometimes I am briliant!

Sure or bondage lol.. jk

No biting??

No teeth go anywhere on my skin...

you do think they are the same??

I'm more on the "inflicting pain" side of things, k?

No teeth go anywhere on my skin...



I'm more on the "inflicting pain" side of things, k?

Aww I am a huge fan of biting, not breaking skin of course lol..

What kind of pain..???;)

What kind of pain..???;)

That, again, is largely a factor of circumstance. I've done everything from mild to highly severe.

Agreed! TG me before my curiosity causes me to dissolve right here in my chair!:)

Well, I can TG you only if you specify on WHAT you wanna know.:p

Well, I can TG you only if you specify on WHAT you wanna know.:p

Alright what I'd like to know is:

-What knowledge were you hiding by pleading the 5th?

I suppose I made my 'freaky' tastes pretty clear in threads yesterday

Alright what I'd like to know is:

-What knowledge were you hiding by pleading the 5th?

Ah. I see. I can tell you right here. I'm a freak in every aspect of life, including teh nasty.;) Suffice that for now.

Ah. I see. I can tell you right here. I'm a freak in every aspect of life, including teh nasty.;) Suffice that for now.

Then what was so secret I had to swear under pain of castration not to share? :cool:

Ah. I see. I can tell you right here. I'm a freak in every aspect of life, including teh nasty.;) Suffice that for now.

:D oooo...I want to meet you ^.^

Then what was so secret I had to swear under pain of castration not to share? :cool:

Patience has not, Freak-o-matic cannot be...
If I reveal all now, then what's left?

Just a sneak-peek:
I like pain and being submitted to my lover's whims. Any whims.

Is that enough for now, Mister Neo B?;)

That, again, is largely a factor of circumstance. I've done everything from mild to highly severe.

Do you have a person favorite?

Patience has not, Freak-o-matic cannot be...
If I reveal all now, then what's left?

Just a sneak-peek:
I like pain and being submitted to my lover's whims. Any whims.

Is that enough for now, Mister Neo B?;)

Yes, yes that will do nicely.

Never let it be said that I'm an impatient person ;)

Yes, yes that will do nicely.

Never let it be said that I'm an impatient person ;)

Good lad.:fluffle:

Aww I am a huge fan of biting, not breaking skin of course lol..

What kind of pain..???;)

And then there are those who DO go for the breaking of skin in a bite, and have quite impressive sets of fangs put in that are used for more than merely prosthetic purposes.

Ah, memories.

And then there are those who DO go for the breaking of skin in a bite, and have quite impressive sets of fangs put in that are used for more than merely prosthetic purposes.

Ah, memories.

sounds like a pretty creepy memory o.O

Good lad.:fluffle:

...and here I thought today was going to be a boring day :D

sounds like a pretty creepy memory o.O

Indeed.

[QUOTE=Nanatsu no Tsuki;13680286]

I like pain and being submitted to my lover's whims. Any whims.

I think I fall under this too.. lol

...and here I thought today was going to be a boring day :D

It is never a boring day when I'm around.:p


:D oooo...I want to meet you ^.^

Hello there, Nerotika! (your nickname sounds like "neurótica" or neurotic, in Spanish) Nice meetin' 'ya.:D

It is never a boring day when I'm around.:p




Hello there, Nerotika! (your nickname sounds like "neurótica" or neurotic, in Spanish) Nice meetin' 'ya.:D

well...I am mexican, the sub-spaniard.

This is so odd...generally as we near the summer months (in the northern hemisphere) we are inundated with stormfront wannabenazis....not subs and latinos...

Perhaps this is a better year?

well...I am mexican, the sub-spaniard.

Hola entonces, Nerotika.;)

This is so odd...generally as we near the summer months (in the northern hemisphere) we are inundated with stormfront wannabenazis....not subs and latinos...

Perhaps this is a better year?

Latino subs > neonazis any day. I have to say, I am liking this trend :p

Hola entonces, Nerotika.;)

and yet...can't speak spanish worth a damn. I understand that but still, im limited...although I can do german

Hola entonces, Nerotika.;)

Tengan cuidado ustedes dos...los gringos aquí se ponen muy nerviosos cuando algunos hablan en otra idioma. Más los estadounidenses que tienen tanto miedo de los hispanohablantes...:p

Tengan cuidado ustedes dos...los gringos aquí se ponen muy nerviosos cuando algunos hablan en otra idioma. Más los estadounidenses que tienen tanto miedo de los hispanohablantes...:p

Por eso lo hacemos, para joderle con la cabecilla.:D

Per esu ye qui l' facemos, pa' jodele con le cabezuki.:D

Por eso lo hacemos, para joderle con la cabecilla.:D

Per esu ye qui l' facemos, pa' jodele con le cabezuki.:D

Esperanto? Que raro...

It is never a boring day when I'm around.:p

..I've noticed...


Tengan cuidado ustedes dos...los gringos aquí se ponen muy nerviosos cuando algunos hablan en otra idioma. Más los estadounidenses que tienen tanto miedo de los hispanohablantes...:p

No se de que hablas... ;)

Por eso lo hacemos, para joderle con la cabecilla.:D

Per esu ye qui l' facemos, pa' jodele con le cabezuki.:D

::totalmente innocente::

(como siempre)

Esperanto? Que raro...

Asturiano (bable). Raro, pero muchos logran entenderlo con el tiempo.

Asturiano (bable). Raro, pero muchos logran entenderlo con el tiempo.

Es fácil entenderlo...parece una mezcla de portugues, frances y español...interesante. Más fácil que el Catalá...

..I've noticed...

Glad to be of service.




No se de que hablas... ;)



::totalmente innocente::

(como siempre)

Inocente tú? Jejeje, ahora házme un cuento de indios, eh?;)

Inocente tú? Jejeje, ahora házme un cuento de indios, eh?;)

The Indian (feather, not dot) in the room takes offense.:p

Ich habe den Satz nicht verstanden...

Es fácil entenderlo...parece una mezcla de portuguesa, frances y español...interesante. Más fácil que el Catalán..

As a matter of fact, and I resort to English, I don't want the Americans on the site to pop a neuron, Asturiano is a mixture of Castillian and Portuguese.

As for the Catalá reference, anything is easier than it. Even Valenciá.:p

The Indian (feather, not dot) in the room takes offense.:p

I apologize, ma'am.:p

Inocente tú? Jejeje, ahora házme un cuento de indios, eh?;)

Soy inocente como un bebe recien nacido... Soy puro como la nieve virgin...

Soy inocente como un bebe recien nacido... Soy puro como la nieve virgin...

Vamos, ome, pues si es así, yo soy la Madre Teresa de Calcuta.;)

Ye broma.:D

As a matter of fact, and I resort to English, I don't want the Americans on the site to pop a neuron, Asturiano is a mixture of Castillian and Portuguese.

As for the Catalá reference, anything is easier than it. Even Valenciá.:p

My brother brought me back some children's books in Catalá...he doesn't speak a word of Spanish and figured it was Spanish, since he was in Spain and all at the time :P I'm pretty good with languages, I can mostly figure out what is being said, but it is infinitely more difficult than reading Italian, or even Greek (written in SRO). Which I find odd.

My brother brought me back some children's books in Catalá...he doesn't speak a word of Spanish and figured it was Spanish, since he was in Spain and all at the time :P I'm pretty good with languages, I can mostly figure out what is being said, but it is infinitely more difficult than reading Italian, or even Greek (written in SRO). Which I find odd.

I guess I take better to Valenciá because I'm fluent in French. Catalá, although I understand some of the gist, is a bit harder for me. I also understand Gallego pretty well. I guess that's because Gallegos and Asturianos consider each other "primos".:D


NOTE: I'm off now to visit my mother. See you kiddies later. Agur!!!

Vamos, ome, pues si es así, yo soy la Madre Teresa de Calcuta.;)

Ye broma.:D

:)

NOTE: I'm off now to visit my mother. See you kiddies later. Agur!!!

Wititohtemâw’mant’tow iskwesis...qué le vaya bien chiquita...

My brother brought me back some children's books in Catalá...he doesn't speak a word of Spanish and figured it was Spanish, since he was in Spain and all at the time :P I'm pretty good with languages, I can mostly figure out what is being said, but it is infinitely more difficult than reading Italian, or even Greek (written in SRO). Which I find odd.

Você consegue entender português? Acredite com todas as regras gramáticais que possuimos é muito díficil para alguém aprender a nossa lingua. Para piorar existem muitas gírias e palavras com duplo sentido.

Nobody ever fantasizes about being sexually ravaged by a liberal.

I wouldn't mind getting ravaged by Maureen Dowd.

Você consegue entender português? Acredite com todas as regras gramáticais que possuimos é muito díficil para alguém aprender a nossa lingua. Para piorar existem muitas gírias e palavras com duplo sentido.

:eek:
I think I understood that entirely!

Translation:
You can understand Portuguese? (Or -Do you want to understand Portuguese-) With all those grammatical rules that we have it is very difficult for someone to learn our language. To start, there are a lot or words and ¨phrases¨ (maybe) that possess a double meaning.

How did I do?!:p

:eek:
I think I understood that entirely!

Translation:
You can understand Portuguese? (Or -Do you want to understand Portuguese-) With all those grammatical rules that we have it is very difficult for someone to learn our language. To start, there are a lot or words and ¨phrases¨ (maybe) that possess a double meaning.

How did I do?!:p

You did quite good. I'm surpised lol.
The last sentence would be: 'To make it worse there are a lot of slangs and double meanig words.'

You did quite good. I'm surpised lol.
The last sentence would be: 'To make it worse there are a lot of slangs and double meanig words.'

Well, Spanish is my first language. Maybe that helps.:p

Well, Spanish is my first language. Maybe that helps.:p

Oh I see lol
Gotta love some portuñol.

I've been known to get a little freaky at times.

My favorite scenario involves:

a length of rope
whipped cream
my policeman's hat
my handcuffs
a rubber duck &
a tire iron

Somehow it made much more sense when I misread it. I think I lack the necessary imagination to involve a rubber duck in the same scene as a tire iron and whipped cream.

Oh I see lol
Gotta love some portuñol.

LOL! Indeed.

Somehow it made much more sense when I misread it. I think I lack the necessary imagination to involve a rubber duck in the same scene as a tire iron and whipped cream.

You clearly need a better imagination. ;)

You clearly need a better imagination. ;)

Not better, more perverted.;)

Not better, more perverted.;)

Same thing, from my opinion.

Same thing, from my opinion.

I don´t think they´re the same. But we´ll leave it at that.

I don´t think they´re the same. But we´ll leave it at that.

Question: do you have the imagination that he lacks?

Question: do you have the imagination that he lacks?

What do you think?

What do you think?

I wouldn't have asked if I already knew.

I wouldn't have asked if I already knew.

Answer me.

Answer me.

My hunch is no.

My hunch is no.

Then your initial thought was mistaken.

Then your initial thought was mistaken.

You should PM me how you would combine those 6 items into a single scenario. I know I couldn't.

I just rattled off six random items.

You should PM me how you would combine those 6 items into a single scenario. I know I couldn't.

I just rattled off six random items.

a length of rope
whipped cream
my policeman's hat
my handcuffs
a rubber duck &
a tire iron

I would wear the cop hat and a whip cream bikini, tie my fiance to the bed with the ropes, just his legs, put the tire iron between his ankles to keep his legs apart (aiding the rope), handcuff him to the bed posts and then squeak the rubber ducky in his left ear until he begs me that he´ll ler me do anything to him if I promise to stop squeaking the rubber ducky.

How´s that?

Freaky as you Freaks want me to be! lol:gundge:

a length of rope
whipped cream
my policeman's hat
my handcuffs
a rubber duck &
a tire iron

I would wear the cop hat and a whip cream bikini, tie my fiance to the bed with the ropes, just his legs, put the tire iron between his ankles to keep his legs apart (aiding the rope), handcuff him to the bed posts and then squeak the rubber ducky in his left ear until he begs me that he´ll ler me do anything to him if I promise to stop squeaking the rubber ducky.

How´s that?

LOL

a length of rope
whipped cream
my policeman's hat
my handcuffs
a rubber duck &
a tire iron

I would wear the cop hat and a whip cream bikini, tie my fiance to the bed with the ropes, just his legs, put the tire iron between his ankles to keep his legs apart (aiding the rope), handcuff him to the bed posts and then squeak the rubber ducky in his left ear until he begs me that he´ll ler me do anything to him if I promise to stop squeaking the rubber ducky.

How´s that?

umm all i have to say is wow...

umm all i have to say is wow...

http://forums.adventchildren.net/images/smilies/bowing.gif

http://forums.adventchildren.net/images/smilies/bowing.gif

quite impressive if i do say so myself..

quite impressive if i do say so myself..

Ok, ok. Now, on with the thread.

Ok, ok. Now, on with the thread.

It tis be too late...


I think youve out freaked the whole thread, lol...

Well, within human means anyway...

*looks at Xenthus*

It tis be too late...


I think youve out freaked the whole thread, lol...

Well, within human means anyway...

*looks at Xenthus*

Honesty will be my downfall.:(

It tis be too late...


I think youve out freaked the whole thread, lol...

Well, within human means anyway...

*looks at Xenthus*

Not freaked out just something..

It tis be too late...


I think you've out excited the whole thread, lol...

Well, within human means anyway...

*looks at Xenthus*

Fixed

Fixed

Thats what i meant...

Why moles are a type of vegetable?

1. They smell funny.
2. They taste good.
3. They live underground.
4. They are only good for food.
5. They are not a type of animal because they live in dirt.
6. They are ugly.
7. They are covered in dirt.
8. The hair on them is like a vegetable hair.

ok here's something freaky...ever thought about how to kill someone with the following items

A gun
A knife
and a spiked dildo

got into an hour long conversation about that once when I was stoned with a bunch of buddies...only it wasn't just someone, specifically it was a cop...a certain one that had been pestering us

ok here's something freaky...ever thought about how to kill someone with the following items

A gun
A knife
and a spiked dildo

got into an hour long conversation about that once when I was stoned with a bunch of buddies...only it wasn't just someone, specifically it was a cop...a certain one that had been pestering us

have to say that is very.. umm wow.. but err

have to say that is very.. umm wow.. but err

it was funny at the moment...I believe its still a funny thought, the point is to see how humiliating of a death you an force upon the victim with the three items.

Use the Gun to force them into shoving the Spiked Dildo up there ass...

Then use the knife to Cut it out, and then shoot them in the arms and legs...

Leaving them to bleed to death...


Its the Weirdest (and coincidentally most bloody) way to do it that i can think of, lol...

Fixed

Excited huh?
Do tell me about it.:D

J/K!

Since there's a thread on How Old Are you and the like, I thought "Why the hell not?" and decided to pitch this one...

How freaky can you be?

Let's see how many of you post and are honest.:D

How freaky do you want me to be?

http://www.mfbb.net/reaper/images/smiles/tlab06.gif

How freaky do you want me to be?

http://www.mfbb.net/reaper/images/smiles/tlab06.gif

Uuuuh, very. Be as freaky as you can.:D

a length of rope
whipped cream
my policeman's hat
my handcuffs
a rubber duck &
a tire iron

I would wear the cop hat and a whip cream bikini, tie my fiance to the bed with the ropes, just his legs, put the tire iron between his ankles to keep his legs apart (aiding the rope), handcuff him to the bed posts and then squeak the rubber ducky in his left ear until he begs me that he´ll ler me do anything to him if I promise to stop squeaking the rubber ducky.

How´s that?

Fascinating. I propose a test:

A paperclip
A mouse (computer kind)
A jar of mayonnaise
A tennis racket
A noodle strainer &
A chain necklace

Fascinating. I propose a test:

A paperclip
A mouse (computer kind)
A jar of mayonnaise
A tennis racket
A noodle strainer &
A chain necklace

I would attach the paper clip to his nipple and dab at the other one with mayo, making him hold the computer mouse with his teeth so it hangs, place the noodle strainer as a cock guard, and every time he loses his balance and the mouse rubs against his chest, against my orders, I would use the tennis racket to whack against the noodle strainer turned cock guard. If he refrains from screaming from the pain, the necklace will be his prize.

I would attach the paper clip to his nipple and dab at the other one with mayo, making him hold the computer mouse with his teeth so it hangs, place the noodle strainer as a cock guard, and every time he loses his balance and the mouse rubs against his chest, against my orders, I would use the tennis racket to whack against the noodle strainer turned cock guard. If he refrains from screaming from the pain, the necklace will be his prize.

dear lord...your just a psycho o.O

dear lord...your just a psycho o.O

Why am I psycho? I´m just responding to Galloism´s test. o.O

Why am I psycho? I´m just responding to Galloism´s test. o.O

I think Nero isn't into S&M...

I think Nero isn't into S&M...

But neither am I.:p

Why am I psycho? I´m just responding to Galloism´s test. o.O

after all of that...the necklace is the guy's only prize, come on. Thats just wronge, you might as well choke the guy with it while making him attempt to make out words to please you...

But neither am I.:p

You have an imagination though...

after all of that...the necklace is the guy's only prize, come on. Thats just wronge, you might as well choke the guy with it while making him attempt to make out words to please you...

Ah, I see. You want to be the guy and you want me to choke you. Pervy mo´fo.

Ah, I see. You want to be the guy and you want me to choke you. Pervy mo´fo.

*volunteers*

I prefer dom, but I'm happy with sub too...

*volunteers*

I prefer dom, but I'm happy with sub too...

Don´t worry Dyako, for you, I´ll gladly do it just for the pleasure of watching your sleazo smile, amongst other things.:p But that´s another topic.;)

Ah, I see. You want to be the guy and you want me to choke you. Pervy mo´fo.

ummm....thats strange, although I admit to being a perv I am no Mo' fo :mad:

ummm....thats strange, although I admit to being a perv I am no Mo' fo :mad:

I was joking, so there´s no need for you to get all riled up.

I was joking, so there´s no need for you to get all riled up.

any reason to use an angry smiley

any reason to use an angry smiley

I never used an angry smiley on my original post...:confused:

I never used an angry smiley on my original post...:confused:

no, I find reasons to use angry smiles. They the shiznite

Você consegue entender português? Acredite com todas as regras gramáticais que possuimos é muito díficil para alguém aprender a nossa lingua. Para piorar existem muitas gírias e palavras com duplo sentido.

It's even easier written. Spoken, it's somewhat more difficult. And like any language, I'll of course miss regional idioms etc, but yes...I can understand portuguese and I don't think it's that hard for someone to learn your language. It's very much like Spanish.

Since there's a thread on How Old Are you and the like, I thought "Why the hell not?" and decided to pitch this one...

How freaky can you be?

Let's see how many of you post and are honest.:DI'm pretty normal, as obvious by my posting history.
*shrug*

I'm pretty normal, as obvious by my posting history.
*shrug*

Lolwut?

I would attach the paper clip to his nipple and dab at the other one with mayo, making him hold the computer mouse with his teeth so it hangs, place the noodle strainer as a cock guard, and every time he loses his balance and the mouse rubs against his chest, against my orders, I would use the tennis racket to whack against the noodle strainer turned cock guard. If he refrains from screaming from the pain, the necklace will be his prize.

I like you.

Except, mayonnaise on the nipple is a little weird...

I like you.

Except, mayonnaise on the nipple is a little weird...

Well, to be honest, I wasn´t too sure what to do with the mayo. Nipple was my last resort.:p

Thanks.

Well, to be honest, I wasn´t too sure what to do with the mayo. Nipple was my last resort.:p

Thanks.

Well, I did say a jar of mayo, so you could have threatened to break it over his head or something...

Well, I did say a jar of mayo, so you could have threatened to break it over his head or something...

I admit, there are a few things one can do with a jar of mayo, but I didn´t think of any. It was a disconcerting item, but I guess I did ok if you accepted the test.:D

I admit, there are a few things one can do with a jar of mayo, but I didn´t think of any. It was a disconcerting item, but I guess I did ok if you accepted the test.:D

I will return later for further tests of your creativity. Be warned.

I will return later for further tests of your creativity. Be warned.

Duly noted, sir.

I'd love to do a girl from Spain.

I don't know how to get freaky *sobs*

Anyone wanna teach me? ;)

I don't know how to get freaky *sobs*

Anyone wanna teach me? ;)

Just read Nanatsu's posts...

Just read Nanatsu's posts...

Watch and learn, young grasshopper.

Six more random items:

An alarm clock
A Water bottle
A TV antenna (not the cable, the long metal antenna)
A K&N conical air filter
A bicycle
A wetsuit

I can't wait for this one.

EDIT: Wonder if i'll stump her with these.

Watch and learn, young grasshopper.

Six more random items:

An alarm clock
A Water bottle
A TV antenna (not the cable, the long metal antenna)
A K&N conical air filter
A bicycle
A wetsuit

I can't wait for this one.

EDIT: Wonder if i'll stump her with these.

A question...
Is it this type of alarm clock?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/Windup_alarm_clock.jpg

A question...
Is it this type of alarm clock?
<snip>

Well, I was going to let her pick, but that was the kind of clock that I had in mind, yes.

Define what you mean by freaky and I'll asnwer...

Watch and learn, young grasshopper.

Six more random items:

An alarm clock
A Water bottle
A TV antenna (not the cable, the long metal antenna)
A K&N conical air filter
A bicycle
A wetsuit

I can't wait for this one.

EDIT: Wonder if i'll stump her with these.

I´m always up for the challenge, Professor Galloism. Lets see if I pass this one...
- Wearing the wetsuit I would attach the TV antenna to some electrical cables and attach these in turn to the alarm clock and attach, also, small wires taped to the body of my man which hang from the clock. Then I would let water drip through the KN conical air filter and into the naked body of my man who, in turn, will be strapped to the bicycle and if he doesn´t pedal hard and fast enough the alarm clock will go off, producing tiny shock waves into his body from the electrical cables attached to the clock.

I´m always up for the challenge, Professor Galloism. Lets see if I pass this one...
- Wearing the wetsuit I would attach the TV antenna to some electrical cables and attach these in turn to the alarm clock and attach, also, small wires taped to the body of my man which hang from the clock. Then I would let water drip through the KN conical air filter and into the naked body of my man who, in turn, will be strapped to the bicycle and if he doesn´t pedal hard and fast enough the alarm clock will go off, producing tiny shock waves into his body from the electrical cables attached to the clock.

OH WOW! That was.. umm.. :eek:

OH WOW! That was.. umm.. :eek:

Heh, a reaction. Good. Lets see what Galloism thinks...

Watch and learn, young grasshopper.

Six more random items:

An alarm clock
A Water bottle
A TV antenna (not the cable, the long metal antenna)
A K&N conical air filter
A bicycle
A wetsuit

I can't wait for this one.

EDIT: Wonder if i'll stump her with these.
Hows about:
An alarm clock wakes up a security guard, he takes a drink from his water bottle, his TV antenna cuts out, it's late at night and the air-filter stops working. It's boiling hot, so he takes his bicycle and goes toward a river, gets into a wetsuit he found lying near the river and starts swimming under an old gothic-like bridge, he realises he's passed back in time, somehow he needs to find a way back.
>>>>......to be continued.......<<<<<<

You don't think a nose is the only red thing on a clown that honks, do you?

I just did a spittake. And I wasn't even drinking anything.

I´m always up for the challenge, Professor Galloism. Lets see if I pass this one...
- Wearing the wetsuit I would attach the TV antenna to some electrical cables and attach these in turn to the alarm clock and attach, also, small wires taped to the body of my man which hang from the clock. Then I would let water drip through the KN conical air filter and into the naked body of my man who, in turn, will be strapped to the bicycle and if he doesn´t pedal hard and fast enough the alarm clock will go off, producing tiny shock waves into his body from the electrical cables attached to the clock.

:eek: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! :eek:

I just did a spittake. And I wasn't even drinking anything.

Fricken hilarious!! I laughed really hard..

I´m always up for the challenge, Professor Galloism. Lets see if I pass this one...
- Wearing the wetsuit I would attach the TV antenna to some electrical cables and attach these in turn to the alarm clock and attach, also, small wires taped to the body of my man which hang from the clock. Then I would let water drip through the KN conical air filter and into the naked body of my man who, in turn, will be strapped to the bicycle and if he doesn´t pedal hard and fast enough the alarm clock will go off, producing tiny shock waves into his body from the electrical cables attached to the clock.

That's not sexual...

That's not sexual...

But it´s freaky. You never said freaky entailed a sexual situation when you gave me the last 6 items.

But it´s freaky. You never said freaky entailed a sexual situation when you gave me the last 6 items.

Fair enough, and my fault for giving you so many things that involved electricity.

Lets see...

A car wheel
A paperweight
A jar of ketchup
A blank compact disc
A screwdriver (no, not the drink)
A lamp shade

Fair enough, and my fault for giving you so many things that involved electricity.

Lets see...

A car wheel
A paperweight
A jar of ketchup
A blank compact disc
A screwdriver (no, not the drink)
A lamp shade

No problem, Professor.:D

Do you want my next answer to involve a sexual situation?

No problem, Professor.:D

Do you want my next answer to involve a sexual situation?

Yes.

Yes.

Very well.

A car wheel
A paperweight
A jar of ketchup
A blank compact disc
A screwdriver (no, not the drink)
A lamp shade

Wow... this one´s tough.

This one I´ll have him doing the kinky stuff, I suppose:
I´ll be strapped to the car wheel with paper weights on both my nipples. He´ll cover my entire body with the ketchup and he´ll rub the empty jar of ketchup all over my intimate parts. Since he likes ketchup, he´ll sporadically lick it from my tortured nipples and breasts. With the blank compact disc he´ll put it on a camcorder, prop it on the tripod and record his sexual torturing of me. The lamp shade he´ll use to cover my head so as to keep me in the dark of what he´s doing to me while, with the screwdriver´s handle, he´ll tease my behind.

This one I´ll have him doing the kinky stuff, I suppose:
I´ll be strapped to the car wheel with paper weights on both my nipples. He´ll cover my entire body with the ketchup and he´ll rub the empty jar of ketchup all over my intimate parts. Since he likes ketchup, he´ll sporadically lick it from my tortured nipples and breasts. With the blank compact disc he´ll put it on a camcorder, prop it on the tripod and record his sexual torturing of me. The lamp shade he´ll use to cover my head so as to keep me in the dark of what he´s doing to me while, with the screwdriver´s handle, he´ll tease my behind.

I should go to Spain for my vacation. Not that I'm a huge fan of ketchup, but someone with your creativity could be... interesting.

I should go to Spain for my vacation. Not that I'm a huge fan of ketchup, but someone with your creativity could be... interesting.

Well, thanks for the compliment... I guess...;)

Well, thanks for the compliment... I guess...;)

It was.

It was.

In that case: Arigatou gazaimasu, Galloism-san.:)

In that case: Arigatou gazaimasu, Galloism-san.:)

The odd part is a Spaniard on an English message board speaking Japanese.

(Psst, isn't it "gozaimasu"?)

The odd part is a Spaniard on an English message board speaking Japanese.

(Psst, isn't it "gozaimasu"?)

I can say thank you in several languages. LOL! Lets see: Gracias, graxies, muito brigado, danke, arigatou, grazie, buíochas.

(It is. Typo. Gomen asai.)

Very well.

A car wheel
A paperweight
A jar of ketchup
A blank compact disc
A screwdriver (no, not the drink)
A lamp shade

Wow... this one´s tough.

This one I´ll have him doing the kinky stuff, I suppose:
I´ll be strapped to the car wheel with paper weights on both my nipples. He´ll cover my entire body with the ketchup and he´ll rub the empty jar of ketchup all over my intimate parts. Since he likes ketchup, he´ll sporadically lick it from my tortured nipples and breasts. With the blank compact disc he´ll put it on a camcorder, prop it on the tripod and record his sexual torturing of me. The lamp shade he´ll use to cover my head so as to keep me in the dark of what he´s doing to me while, with the screwdriver´s handle, he´ll tease my behind.

That is fricken amazing!!

That is fricken amazing!!

Heh, thank you again for reading me, Janillmari.;)

I can say thank you in several languages. LOL! Lets see: Gracias, graxies, muito brigado, danke, arigatou, grazie, buíochas.

(It is. Typo. Gomen asai.)

I can order a beer in 11 languages.

I can order a beer in 11 languages.

Show moi, s´il vous plaît?

I can order a beer in 11 languages.

That is something everyone should know

Show moi, s´il vous plaît?

I recognize the word "please", because it's part of "Beer, please" in French. Are you asking me to show you?

I recognize the word "please", because it's part of "Beer, please" in French. Are you asking me to show you?

Yup. Can you?

Yup. Can you?

What's it worth to you?

What's it worth to you?

Oh my goodness.. wow! It could be interesting..

What's it worth to you?

What do you want, first off?

What do you want, first off?

Come on now.

No inducing me to make this message board x-rated.

Come on now.

No inducing me to make this message board x-rated.

Oh but you´re the one who came to such a conclusion, sweetie. I was merely asking what do you want that I can give so you can show me your skills in asking for beer in 11 languages. Tis all.

Oh but you´re the one who came to such a conclusion, sweetie. I was merely asking what do you want that I can give so you can show me your skills in asking for beer in 11 languages. Tis all.

Sweetie. I like the sound of that.

Sweetie. I like the sound of that.

That´s a start, then.

That´s a start, then.

In every thread from here on out, that is how you shall address me.

In every thread from here on out, that is how you shall address me.

As sweetie? Is that an order then?

As sweetie? Is that an order then?

Consider it so.

Consider it so.

*bows respectfully*
Hai, Galloism-senpai.

*bows respectfully*
Hai, Galloism-senpai.

Did you just call me old?

I resemble that.

Did you just call me old?

I resemble that.

Not at all. I was referring to you with the senpai suffix as a sign of the utmost respect. You don´t agree with that?

Not at all. I was referring to you with the senpai suffix as a sign of the utmost respect. You don´t agree with that?

Well, Senpai is usually used as a suffix to refer to the elder in an elder/senior type relationship, or mentor/acolyte. It is a sign of respect - and age.

Well, Senpai is usually used as a suffix to refer to the elder in an elder/senior type relationship, or mentor/acolyte. It is a sign of respect - and age.

Then I´ll just use the -sama with you.;)

Then I´ll just use the -sama with you.;)

Just call me "O" then. :D

Just call me "O" then. :D

O? Ok. O it is.