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Does he taste acidic or basic?
(He said he had an odd pH balance.)

He tastes dirty, I should have waited until after he washed...

What this thread needs is a merge with the polygamy thread...

What? Why?
Do you marry everyone you date??? :eek:

What? Why?
Do you marry everyoneyou date??? :eek:

YES I DO DAMMIT!

(kidding)

:gets all pouty 'cause Cabra went and ruined a perfectly good joke:

What? Why?
Do you marry everyoneyou date??? :eek:

Well, he is a mormon...
;)

YES I DO DAMMIT!

(kidding)

:gets all pouty 'cause Cabra went and ruined a perfectly good joke:

I didn't ruin it, I STOLE it. Biiiig difference :D

Well, he is a mormon...
;)

Hehe... I resisted the temptation to allude to that ;)

Hehe... I resisted the temptation to allude to that ;)

I never resist the temptation to harass Neo B for being a mormon.
:D

I didn't ruin it, I STOLE it. Biiiig difference :D

Well, he is a mormon...
;)

I never resist the temptation to harass Neo B for being a mormon.



Zing!

Hehe... I resisted the temptation to allude to that ;)

Ok so Carbra steals my joke, Dyakovo apparently got Cabra's, so now I gotta take something from Dyakovo...

Dyakovo... bend over. :D

Zing!



Ok so Carbra steals my joke, Dyakovo apparently got Cabra's, so now I gotta take something from Dyakovo...

Dyakovo... bend over. :D

Eeew, you're gonna take something from THERE? :p

Eeew, you're gonna take something from THERE? :p

Oh the possibilies to jack the hell out of this thread by continuing this line of conversation..... :p:D:cool:

Ok so Carbra steals my joke, Dyakovo apparently got Cabra's, so now I gotta take something from Dyakovo...

Dyakovo... bend over. :D
Eeew, you're gonna take something from THERE? :p


I rather think he was referring to taking my anal virginity...
You're not taking that though Neo B, so I guess I'll have to go along the lines of Cabra's interpretation...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/threadjack.gif

Oh the possibilies to jack the hell out of this thread by continuing this line of conversation..... :p:D:cool:

It'll end by me getting a forum ban again, I just know it...

I rather think he was referring to taking my anal virginity...
You're not taking that though Neo B, so I guess I'll have to go along the lines of Cabra's interpretation...

Oh, you've still got that? I didn't know that ;)

Oh, you've still got that? I didn't know that ;)

No, I don't, that's why he's not taking it...

No, I don't, that's why he's not taking it...

Thought so ;)
I know, we should gang up on Neo B and take his.

No, I don't, that's why he's not taking it...

Dammit this is what I get for sleeping in late...

Thought so ;)
I know, we should gang up on Neo B and take his.

Does that mean I get an official nod for the dating thread?

Thought so ;)
I know, we should gang up on Neo B and take his.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif
Sounds like a plan.

Does that mean I get an official nod for the dating thread?

No, we're not going to date you, just f**k you.
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Sinister.gif

Thought so ;)
I know, we should gang up on Neo B and take his.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif
Sounds like a plan.

Alright well since that's the ONLY cherry I still posess I'd better get at least a nice dinner out of it...

That is the fucking creepiest smilie ever

I'm not going to date any of you, sorry, it's too scary :eek: :p

And Cabra dear, just to re-itterate what I said before..

Cherry stems...knots...tongue.

Think about it ;)

Alright well since that's the ONLY cherry I still posess I'd better get at least a nice dinner out of it...

Nah, we'll just get you drunk. And tell you afterwards that you had a dinner, you won't remember ;)

Who on NSG would you date if you could (meaning if they weren't half a world away ;))?

Me, I would love to date Grainne Ni Malley (miss you soooo much, hon :fluffle:), Bumboat, Laerod, Carnivorous Lickers, Neeskia, NERVUN, German Nightmare and Ifreann.
One at a time or all at once :D

Awwwwww!

And Cabra dear, just to re-itterate what I said before..

Cherry stems...knots...tongue.

Think about it ;)

Oh, I like that thought. Just promise to take out that cherry stem first ;)

huh think i know some i would not last long with

Awwwwww!

Great timing! You can help us pop Neo Bretonnia's cherry :D

I only have eyes for one NSGer.
http://files.myopera.com/RWgirl/albums/476997/DSC02548.jpg

I can't stand you and even I think that romance is the coolest thing evah! Congratulations!


Back to not standing you now.:p

Great timing! You can help us pop Neo Bretonnia's cherry :D

Do I get to yell at him while we do it? If so, I'm in.

Do I get to yell at him while we do it? If so, I'm in.

*lol

Definitely. If only cause I'm curious what you would yell.

*lol

Definitely. If only cause I'm curious what you would yell.

Hahaha...nothing I can repeat on NSG...

Bottle, Smunkee, Neesika and Fazsigen get me hot, but they're too scarey.


I love the weird perception people have of me on this forum.

Oh wait, it's the same perception people have of me in real life. nm, carry on:D

Hahaha...nothing I can repeat on NSG...

Hehe... all the better.

But I think we managed to scare our victim away now...

And Cabra dear, just to re-itterate what I said before..

Cherry stems...knots...tongue.

Think about it ;)

My wife's got a collection of ones I've given her

Nah, we'll just get you drunk. And tell you afterwards that you had a dinner, you won't remember ;)

Well if my burps don't taste like steak later, I'll know.

Great timing! You can help us pop Neo Bretonnia's cherry :D

Do I get to yell at him while we do it? If so, I'm in.

This mental image is becoming strange indeed...

Wait... if Dyakovo is.. well doing what the guy woul do... and Neesika is yelling obscenities at me, what's your role, Cabra?

...not sure I want to know honestly, but my analytical mind demands that I ask.

Hehe... all the better.

But I think we managed to scare our victim away now...

Nah, was just taking the dating personality quiz

It makes me smile but a little sad and rather frightened that this thread has now degenerated into a discussion about everyones role if we were to ass rape Neo Bretonnia...

Not that this thread had enormous potential initially though. Sorry Cabra :p

It makes me smile but a little sad and rather frightened that this thread has now degenerated into a discussion about everyones role if we were to ass rape Neo Bretonnia...

Not that this thread had enormous potential initially though. Sorry Cabra :p

'We?' You want in too? Good gawd I'm beginning to feel like Salman Rushdie...

This mental image is becoming strange indeed...

Wait... if Dyakovo is.. well doing what the guy woul do... and Neesika is yelling obscenities at me, what's your role, Cabra?

...not sure I want to know honestly, but my analytical mind demands that I ask.

Making sure that you enjoy yourself, too. What do you think this is, a rape? ;)

That is the fucking creepiest smilie ever

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Dziekuje.gif
That's why I used it.

Making sure that you enjoy yourself, too. What do you think this is, a rape? ;)

Actually now that I think of it... it was supposed to be ME getting a piece of Dyakovo...

How the heck did I lose control of this? :eek:

'We?' You want in too? Good gawd I'm beginning to feel like Salman Rushdie...

poor you

It makes me smile but a little sad and rather frightened that this thread has now degenerated into a discussion about everyones role if we were to ass rape Neo Bretonnia...

Not that this thread had enormous potential initially though. Sorry Cabra :p'We?' You want in too? Good gawd I'm beginning to feel like Salman Rushdie...

The real question is:
Does he want a piece of you, or to join you on the receiving end?

Actually now that I think of it... it was supposed to be ME getting a piece of Dyakovo...

How the heck did I lose control of this? :eek:

You were outnumbered.

The real question is:
Does he want a piece of you, or to join you on the receiving end?

I was trying to think of a sarcastic, prickish response to this question, but Im at a loss.


No coffee, out of cigarettes, and its fucking snowing.


Man Im off my game.

The real question is:
Does he want a piece of you, or to join you on the receiving end?

Good question.

: fingers poised over the keyboard to escalate this to the next level:

:thinks better of it:

:for now:

:gets lunch:

It makes me smile but a little sad and rather frightened that this thread has now degenerated into a discussion about everyones role if we were to ass rape Neo Bretonnia... I would never participate in the joking about of a rape, much less the actual commission of, nor, do I believe, would Cabra. Shame on you!

I would never participate in the joking about of a rape, much less the actual commission of, nor, do I believe, would Cabra. Shame on you!

Its not rape if you yell suprise.

You were outnumbered.

And outgunned, apparently.

what's your role, Cabra?

...not sure I want to know honestly, but my analytical mind demands that I ask.

What else would a lady with a german accent do in a situation like this.

What else would a lady with a german accent do in a situation like this.

I think he needs more of ze punishment!

I was pondering one thing and I think LG's dating material. If only on the fact that a date with LG would be hilarious. Oh, the sheer insanity!:D

Fass is my pick. Except obviously I wouldn't actually be dating him...I just want to hide in his closet and watch him do dirty things with other boys.

Fass is my pick. Except obviously I wouldn't actually be dating him...I just want to hide in his closet and watch him do dirty things with other boys.

What? Like play in mud? :p

I think he needs more of ze punishment!

Ooh. Fluggengegeholen!

Did you say...fluggegecheimen?

Yes! Yes! For the love of god, fluggengecheimen!

Are you sure?

Yes, please.

As you wish..... Brung on the fluggeecheimen!

You, sir, have excellent taste.

Taste is in the mouth of the beholder.

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Ah, wine ain't my sortta thing, whisky or beer works for me. But if it's free i'll have any sort of alcohol, as long as there's funky music playing.

Not the same thing a bit! said the Hatter. You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!

Fass is my pick. Except obviously I wouldn't actually be dating him...I just want to hide in his closet and watch him do dirty things with other boys.

Now is the time to confess.

For the first few weeks on here, I thought you were the same person!

Now is the time to confess.

For the first few weeks on here, I thought you were the same person!

Theyre different. Neesika isnt Fass.

Now is the time to confess.

For the first few weeks on here, I thought you were the same person!

Wow...I am truly honoured that you think I could pull that off. In the reverse, he would find no honour in you believing he could pull me off. Your compliment to me is a fine insult to him, thank you:)

Theyre different. Neesika isnt Fass.

But is Fass Neesika....

But is Fass Neesika....

You dont annoy me to the point of pain. So Im going with a no:p

Wow...I am truly honoured that you think I could pull that off. In the reverse, he would find no honour in you believing he could pull me off. Your compliment to me is a fine insult to him, thank you:)

*does whatever the strange quark does in this situation*

EDIT: Having wred the above closely, I have decided that I don't have a clue, am well out of my depth, and need to go to bed. Alone.

You dont annoy me to the point of pain. So Im going with a no:p

Clearly I need to stop toning it down.

After a nice cheesesteak and a slice of poundcake lunch I've realized that this thread has taught me the following things:

-You never know who's waiting in the wings to defile you
-Having people waiting in the wings isn't necessarily a bad thing
-Despite the direction of the thread if there's to be a gangbang I'm gonna be a TOP
-You guys missed a subtle point of info a couple pages ago and I'm somewhat disappointed in the level of attention to detail
-Cabra is a more considerate person that I had realized ;)
-Dyakovo is a sneaky bastitch (but I like him) :cool:
-Neesika is alright :fluffle:
-Knights of Liberty shouldn't be such a wallflower :p
-Neo Art is a voyeur :)

After a nice cheesesteak and a slice of poundcake lunch I've realized that this thread has taught me the following things:

-You never know who's waiting in the wings to defile you
-Having people waiting in the wings isn't necessarily a bad thing
-Despite the direction of the thread if there's to be a gangbang I'm gonna be a TOP
-You guys missed a subtle point of info a couple pages ago and I'm somewhat disappointed in the level of attention to detail
-Cabra is a more considerate person that I had realized ;)
-Dyakovo is a sneaky bastitch (but I like him) :cool:
-Neesika is alright :fluffle:
-Knights of Liberty shouldn't be such a wallflower :p
-Neo Art is a voyeur :)

Hey, fucker! Either:


Take me off ignore, or
Take my quote out of your sig

Oh, it's no big deal I guess.

I'm going to bed.

To dream.

About.

Him!

NOT

Or

?

-Neo Art is a voyeur :)

Only when I'm tired

Hey, fucker! Either:


Take me off ignore, or
Take my quote out of your sig


:confused:

Did I miss something?

I think he needs more of ze punishment!

Bad taste that man. Funny, but bad taste....:D

You do realize that the moment someone I know to be from the southern hemisphere weighs in ... I'm outa here, right?

I looked up Hawaii in an atlas. It's worryingly close. Sorry, but man this thread grew!

"Worryingly close?" are you recinding the offer? :(

Well, it's a bit pricey for one date, I guess.

Marriage, then?
unfortunatly Hawaii is a no-go for SS marrages... so the Gender reassignment has to be first.

Oh the possibilies to jack the hell out of this thread by continuing this line of conversation..... :p:D:cool:
I Think this thread was made for all the Jacking it has... infact, I suspect more Jackings to occure.

now if you wanna get the thread off...

Oh, I knew I forgot someone on my list... you're invited on that date, too :fluffle: Awww.. thanks. :fluffle:

I'll take ya. :cool: YAY!!! *Zen Bear Hug*

I think he needs more of ze punishment!

Nah, that's Neesika's role. I can be rather sumissive at times... until I get my strap-on out, that is :D

:confused:

Did I miss something?

He thinks you set him on ignore a good while ago now...

Bad taste that man. Funny, but bad taste....:D

Must be an English thing... the jokes I've to put up with from my BF :rolleyes:

Why does every Brit taking a cheap dig at Germans think he's John Cleese?

He thinks you set him on ignore a good while ago now...

Why would he think that?

Must be an English thing... the jokes I've to put up with from my BF :rolleyes:

Why does every Brit taking a cheap dig at Germans think he's John Cleese?

Because EVERYBODY wants to be John Cleese ;)

Why would he think that?

Dunno, can't remember exactly... he said something a few pages back.

What do people here think about dating Andaras? Would anyone date one of the resident Communists here?

Meh, I can't lie, I have a thing for Commies.:p

Because EVERYBODY wants to be John Cleese ;)

But John Cleese made those jokes FUNNY!!!

What do people here think about dating Andaras? Would anyone date one of the resident Communists here?

Meh, I can't lie, I have a thing for Commies.:p

If he's that passionate about everything not just communism, bring it on! :D

If he's that passionate about everything not just communism, bring it on! :D

:D
Right on!!

Dunno, can't remember exactly... he said something a few pages back.

I guess that means we'll have to invite him to the orgy too.

But John Cleese made those jokes FUNNY!!!

That's the problem. John Cleese impersonaters can never do it the way he did.

I guess that means we'll have to invite him to the orgy too.


If you think you can take it :D

If you think you can take it :D

Actually, since you seem to be the only female directly involved (Unless Neesika wants to take the mere shouting role to a more active level) the question is: can YOU take it?

He thinks you set him on ignore a good while ago now...

Actually no. I"m bugged by the quote.

"Never mind if your fuck up, the rules will be different tomorrow" (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13620212)

I didn't say that. At least, I didn't say that without quote marks around it and a pretty clear context indicating that I renounce it. I want either a link in NB's sig, the damn thing outa there, or some other quote of mine in its place.

I'm not sure if this is on-topic, but: oral sex is the Equalizer. If you won't use your mouth on someone else's genitals, you don't deserve to have sex with them at all.

Actually no. I"m bugged by the quote.

"Never mind if your fuck up, the rules will be different tomorrow" (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13620212)

I didn't say that. At least, I didn't say that without quote marks around it and a pretty clear context indicating that I renounce it. I want either a link in NB's sig, the damn thing outa there, or some other quote of mine in its place.


That's IT? When all you had to do was say something to me calmy that you felt the quote was being used out of context or sent me a TG about it you bring it up like THIS?

If you had said something to me about it in a thread and I missed it well then you could have followed it up with a TG. I was trying to pay you a compliment with this.

Sheesh.

Must be an English thing... the jokes I've to put up with from my BF :rolleyes:

Why does every Brit taking a cheap dig at Germans think he's John Cleese?

My comment was a reference to that story a while back about the guy in charge of motor sports in the UK who got his rocks off to roleplaying a concentration camp commander.


Apperanty only TBC and Neo Art have gotten my refernece so far;)

That's IT? When all you had to do was say something to me calmy that you felt the quote was being used out of context or sent me a TG about it you bring it up like THIS?

If you had said something to me about it in a thread and I missed it well then you could have followed it up with a TG. I was trying to pay you a compliment with this.

Sheesh.

You honestly sound offended. That's fucking weird.

I don't "SIG" people to make them feel good. I sig people because their posts rocked my world (...and when my world stops rocking ...)

I sig people to draw attention to their posts. Almost always because I think those posts rock.

Look at the words you quoted. If you really think they rock so hard, find some way to say them yourself. I specificatlly renounce them ... but feel free to sig the last sentence of my previous post. Particularly the part after the colon. :)

You honestly sound offended. That's fucking weird.

I don't "SIG" people to make them feel good. I sig people because their posts rocked my world (...and when my world stops rocking ...)

I sig people to draw attention to their posts. Almost always because I think those posts rock.

Look at the words you quoted. If you really think they rock so hard, find some way to say them yourself. I specificatlly renounce them ... but feel free to sig the last sentence of my previous post. Particularly the part after the colon. :)

Dude, if you're saying the tone of your posts wasn't that serious, then I ask you to try and look at them as if you were somebody else who had no way to know how to take them. If Dyakovo, KoL or somebody like that called me 'fucker' (bolded) out of the clear blue I'd think it was funny because I feel like I know pretty much how to take it from them and there'd be no problem. You, I don't have that with, and since you didn't make it clear what was going on then I was afraid I'd done something to offend you, and somehow missed it along the way. Your post didn't offend me, it made me think I'd done something jerk-ish without realizing. Now I feel foolish for giving a shit.

The post I sigged from did rock my world but yes, there's a certain warm fuzzy people get from being sigged and I had hoped you'd get it.

Now, if I was mistaken I'd have prefered that you'd said something about it in a way that made your intentions more clear, and I'd have been happy to either remove it, clarify the context, or whetever else would have been satisfactory to you.

*bows*

Neo Breto, thanks for removing the quote. That really was the only gripe I had, each time I saw it I saw the words of a complete asshole, with my 'name' in front of it.

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If anyone wants to put links to quotes in your sig:

Use quote button on post to quote, copy the whole content of the edit box
Go to any thread, hit User CP, go to sig, select at end of existing sig, paste. (So far, you have big quote box in sig).

Now, remove
[QU0TE=Posters Name;
and replace with
[URL=http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=

Should look kinda like
[URL=http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13620212]

If there is some crud about "postcount" after that, you can delete it up to the right bracket. It's some rubbish the J0lt admins forgot to disable, it has nothing but negative effects so far as I can tell.

Now, fix the end of the quote by replacing
[/QUOTE
with
[/URL

and you have one-line quote with link.

Clear? Private message is for really private stuff. This is public stuff.

Carry on. Publicly stuffing : P

Carry on. Publicly stuffing : P

sorry, I prefer to do my stuffing in private, or in the company of some close friends.

sorry, I prefer to do my stuffing in private, or in the company of some close friends.

Bawwwk-buck-buck-buck

BWAARRRRK!

Yes, you may be the exception to that rule. :p I'm sure you could come up with something.You bet that. I will be back. :)

Actually, since you seem to be the only female directly involved (Unless Neesika wants to take the mere shouting role to a more active level) the question is: can YOU take it?

*lol Don't worry about me. This is still mainly about your anal cherry, after all ;)

My, oh, my. What directions this thread has twisted in...

What do people here think about dating Andaras? Would anyone date one of the resident Communists here?

Meh, I can't lie, I have a thing for Commies.:pI'd consider it, but I have a feeling he'd say something that would be a turnoff.

I'd consider it, but I have a feeling he'd say something that would be a turnoff.
"Talk dirty to me!"
"The bourgeois imperio-capitalist repressive bourgeoisie..."

"Talk dirty to me!"
"The bourgeois imperio-capitalist repressive bourgeoisie..."Something like that, yes.
Or: "Sex is a tool invented by the bourgeois oppressors to keep the masses docile and entertained."

Something like that, yes.
Or: "Sex is a tool invented by the bourgeois oppressors to keep the masses docile and entertained.""If religion is the opium of the masses, sex is the masses' cocaine!"

*lol Don't worry about me. This is still mainly about your anal cherry, after all ;)

Well the only part of that which would make me overtly nervous was an earlier mention you made about a strap-on :eek:

Although I still hope to salvage this and come out of it on top...

...so to speak...

:D

Well the only part of that which would make me overtly nervous was an earlier mention you made about a strap-on :eek:

Although I still hope to salvage this and come out of it on top...

...so to speak...

:D

Whatever makes you feel most relaxed :D

Whatever makes you feel most relaxed :D

Well as I said before, a nice dinner beforehand would certainly help...

Well as I said before, a nice dinner beforehand would certainly help...

Sorry, no can do... see, my BF says it's ok for me to shag whoever I like. But I'm not allowed to cook or bake for anyone but him.

Sorry, no can do... see, my BF says it's ok for me to shag whoever I like. But I'm not allowed to cook or bake for anyone but him.

Fair enough, but you realize there's plenty of great seafood places around. I figure you and Dyakovo could chip in...

Fair enough, but you realize there's plenty of great seafood places around. I figure you and Dyakovo could chip in...

Ah, I'll just get you a bottle of Jameson. Should do the trick ;)

Ah, I'll just get you a bottle of Jameson. Should do the trick ;)

You do want me to REMEMBER this event, don't you?

You do want me to REMEMBER this event, don't you?

We'll film it :D

We'll film it :D

Perfect! then we can make copies onto DVDs, split the profits, and not have to work anymore!

Perfect! then we can make copies onto DVDs, split the profits, and not have to work anymore!

who would want to pay for...well...never mind.

I'd consider it, but I have a feeling he'd say something that would be a turnoff.

Yeah, I guess what you're saying is true.:p

So in all the tumbling around I realize I hadn't answered the OP...

There are some folks on here I'd definitely like to meet in a non-romantic sense, so I guess that doesn't really count...

And as for actual dating... assuming I wasn't already married, of course... I really don't know. It's so hard to get a real sense of what someone's like through a medium like this that it's hard to generate an interest like that on that basis alone.

Lucky thing we've got this orgy in the works ;)

So in all the tumbling around I realize I hadn't answered the OP...

There are some folks on here I'd definitely like to meet in a non-romantic sense, so I guess that doesn't really count...

And as for actual dating... assuming I wasn't already married, of course... I really don't know.

Wait...aren't you mormon? Since when has being married every stopped you guys? :p

*ducks*

Wait...aren't you mormon? Since when has being married every stopped you guys? :p

*ducks*

Zing!

I guess that means we'll have to invite him to the orgy too.


*lol Don't worry about me. This is still mainly about your anal cherry, after all ;)

Actually, since you seem to be the only female directly involved (Unless Neesika wants to take the mere shouting role to a more active level) the question is: can YOU take it?

Well the only part of that which would make me overtly nervous was an earlier mention you made about a strap-on :eek:

Although I still hope to salvage this and come out of it on top...

...so to speak...

:D

Whatever makes you feel most relaxed :D

Well as I said before, a nice dinner beforehand would certainly help...


HHmmm..... I think I need to keep better tabs on what you do on this website being your wife and all...

And I should be offended... you didn't even invite me to your orgy....

Wait a minute....

I guess that would make me on the bottom wouldn't it? :p:D

oh it's ON now

I would've had this girl's number earlier today, but traffic... Traffic ruined it.

I was riding my bike home from work, and as I was stopped in the exit of the McDonald's parking lot, these two girls drive up, and the passenger starts to talk to me. We get to talking, and she asks me if I've got a girlfriend, to which I reply "No, but I'm looking for one.", and then she says "Hiiiiii!". She asks if I've got a phone, and I say that I've got that and an e-mail address, and then I tell her that I'll meet her in the parking lot across the street, to which she says ok.

It took ten goddamn minutes before I was even able to cross the street, and when I finally got to the parking lot, I looked around for twenty-odd minutes, though I never saw her. I have no idea if she was even able to make it to the parking lot, as bad as the traffic was... Well, she knows where I work, so maybe I'll be seeing her again, possibly even tomorrow.

Fucking hell, this traffic kills anything it possibly can. Shit. But I really shouldn't have much trouble attracting anyone, since I've got long hair, nice shades, a kick-ass green beanie, and a fit body. Plus, I can play the guitar, so that helps as well. But god fucking damnit, I was so close. So close.

HHmmm..... I think I need to keep better tabs on what you do on this website being your wife and all...

And I should be offended... you didn't even invite me to your orgy....

Wait a minute....

I guess that would make me on the bottom wouldn't it? :p:D

That, my love, is purely a matter of your choice :)

But at least it would lower the male:female ratio a bit. W00T!

Dude, if you're saying the tone of your posts wasn't that serious, then I ask you to try and look at them as if you were somebody else who had no way to know how to take them. If Dyakovo, KoL or somebody like that called me 'fucker' (bolded) out of the clear blue I'd think it was funny because I feel like I know pretty much how to take it from them and there'd be no problem. You, I don't have that with, and since you didn't make it clear what was going on then I was afraid I'd done something to offend you, and somehow missed it along the way. Your post didn't offend me, it made me think I'd done something jerk-ish without realizing. Now I feel foolish for giving a shit.

The post I sigged from did rock my world but yes, there's a certain warm fuzzy people get from being sigged and I had hoped you'd get it.

Now, if I was mistaken I'd have prefered that you'd said something about it in a way that made your intentions more clear, and I'd have been happy to either remove it, clarify the context, or whetever else would have been satisfactory to you.

Fucker!!!
:D

Fair enough, but you realize there's plenty of great seafood places around. I figure you and Dyakovo could chip in...

Or I could cook...

I wouldn't date any of you. I wouldn't subject anyone to the insanity of of me. :p

HHmmm..... I think I need to keep better tabs on what you do on this website being your wife and all...

And I should be offended... you didn't even invite me to your orgy....

Wait a minute....

I guess that would make me on the bottom wouldn't it? :p:D

*Invites PB&J to orgy*

Fucker!!!
:D

That's "Mr. Fucker" to you, buddy.

*Invites PB&J to orgy*

Can she still choose between top or bottom? (I know her preferences (hehe), but I wouldn't presume to speak for her.)

I kinda like one NSG'er in particular.


That would be the one...


...you know, the one I'm actually dating! :D

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

I kinda like one NSG'er in particular.


That would be the one...


...you know, the one I'm actually dating! :D

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
I already said congrats once in this thread in regards to that...I shan't say it again. Nope. Uh-uh. :p

I wouldn't date any of you. I wouldn't subject anyone to the insanity of of me. :phttp://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/Youre-a-MONSTER.jpg

I kinda like one NSG'er in particular.


That would be the one...


...you know, the one I'm actually dating! :D

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:I may have missed this. Which one's that?

Yes, you may be the exception to that rule. :p I'm sure you could come up with something.
Indeed. I could nickname you Dr. Ruth, but i'll probably just go with Professor. Or Confessor, not sure which. :p

Is that a euphemism for something?
Nope. Straight up.

:eek:
If he ever becomes one, I'm having a seizure!
:eek: That's attractive to some. Gotta be careful who you use that on ... trust me. :p

You're dateable too.:DYou mean, as in "radiocarbon"? :p
It's been so long, i don't even remember what to do on a date, other than not seem so obvious that i'm desperately trying NOT to bring up my obvious shortcomings in an uncomfortable way.

a discussion about everyones role if we were to ass rape Neo Bretonnia...
Can't say as the notion has ever struck me.
*shrug*

Ooh. Fluggengegeholen!

Did you say...fluggegecheimen?

Yes! Yes! For the love of god, fluggengecheimen!

Are you sure?

Yes, please.

As you wish..... Brung on the fluggeecheimen!The lyrics for "House Me Teenage Rave" certainly come to mind right now. :p

Man: Oh, oh I wanna, uh, I wanna see Snakey. I wanna see Snakey. Where's Snakey?
Man 2: Snakey?
Man: Yeah, lemme see Snakey.
Man 2: You sure you want Snakey?
Man: I'm sure I want Snakey
Woman: Oh, yeah!
Man 2: Oh...son, I don't think you want Snakey.
Man: I w...
Woman: Yes, he does.
Man: I want Snakey! Please!
Man 2: You don't want Snakey.
Man: I want Snakey.
Woman: Come on, give him Snakey.
Man 2: All right...
Man: Gimme Snakey right now. Lemme see him.
Man 2: All right, son, here comes Snakey.
Man: Come on, Snakey. SNAKEY!
Man 2: Snakey's here!
Man: Oh yeah!

-You never know who's waiting in the wings to defile you

QFT.

My, oh, my. What directions this thread has twisted in...

You expected what exactly?

Whatever makes you feel most relaxed :DAyup.

I would've had this girl's number earlier today, but traffic... Traffic ruined it.If you see something that looks like a star
And it's shooting up out of the ground
And your head is spinning from a loud guitar
And you just can't escape from the sound
Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
We were children once, playing with toys
And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound of
The low spark of high-heeled boys

The percentage you're paying is too high priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
But today you just read that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest was
The low spark of high-heeled boys

If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish
Would you ask for something like another chance?
Or something similar as this? Don't worry too much
It'll happen to you as sure as your sorrows are joys
And the thing that disturbs you is only the sound of
The low spark of high-heeled boys

The percentage you're paying is too high priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
But today you just read that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest was
The low spark of high-heeled boys

If I gave you everything that I owned and asked for nothing in return
Would you do the same for me as I would for you?
Or take me for a ride, and strip me of everything including my pride
But spirit is something that no one destroys
And the sound that I'm hearing is only the sound
The low spark of high-heeled boys
?

Nope. Straight up.Oh, okay....
*drops shirt*
*swipes Straughn's hamper and everything in it*

I may have missed this. Which one's that?

That'd be me. ;)

Can't say as the notion has ever struck me.
*shrug*

Thank you.

?

Nope, no connection there.

btw, nine posts.

That'd be me. ;)

Ifreann and Gravlen. Proof that kindred souls DO find each other ...

IF confined in a barrel and sniped at!

I have to say this is the most pointless topic ever! Surely this should be moved to some off topic part of the forum so as we can concentrate on the more political stuff in the main part.

I have to say this is the most pointless topic ever! Surely this should be moved to some off topic part of the forum so as we can concentrate on the more political stuff in the main part.

Nobody's stopping you from concentrating on the more political stuff, you know? ;)

Nobody's stopping you from concentrating on the more political stuff, you know? ;)

We could put a political slant on this. Would the general you date across the left/right divide?

We could put a political slant on this. Would the general you date across the left/right divide?

In fairness, I would yet have to date someone like that.. I'm not sure I would, either.

We could put a political slant on this. Would the general you date across the left/right divide?

Sure, why not? My personal liking for someone isn't linked to their political views. My best friend in the world, so close in some ways he's like a brother to me, is as liberal as the day is long and for those who haven't noticed, I'm highly conservative.

The trick is to remember:

-Just because someone is just as smart as you doesn't mean they'll draw the same conclusions you do.
-If someone disagrees with you, it isn't personal and doesn't necessarily reflect what they think of you.
-If you debate, remember that the point is to exchange perspectives, not change minds.
-Have fun!

That's attractive to some. Gotta be careful who you use that on ... trust me. :p
You mean, as in "radiocarbon"? :p

I mean as in "going on a date", we all are radiocarbon datable, you know.;)

It's been so long, i don't even remember what to do on a date, other than not seem so obvious that i'm desperately trying NOT to bring up my obvious shortcomings in an uncomfortable way.

I haven't been on a date either for 3 years. I'm currently on a relationship so, I guess, I wouldn't know what to do on a date either. I'm rusty.:p

I have to say this is the most pointless topic ever! Surely this should be moved to some off topic part of the forum so as we can concentrate on the more political stuff in the main part.

:rolleyes:
Trust me, this place becomes unbearable when it's all just 'business'.


We could put a political slant on this. Would the general you date across the left/right divide?

Excellent question. I could not date a hard core conservative, any more than I could date a racist, a homophobe, a sexist, or an extremely religious person. I can't respect people I consider complete idiots. :p

Sure, why not? My personal liking for someone isn't linked to their political views. My best friend in the world, so close in some ways he's like a brother to me, is as liberal as the day is long and for those who haven't noticed, I'm highly conservative.

The trick is to remember:

-Just because someone is just as smart as you doesn't mean they'll draw the same conclusions you do.
-If someone disagrees with you, it isn't personal and doesn't necessarily reflect what they think of you.
-If you debate, remember that the point is to exchange perspectives, not change minds.
-Have fun!

Which is all fine for friendship, but not necessarily so when it comes to a romantic partner.

Which is all fine for friendship, but not necessarily so when it comes to a romantic partner.

I'd agree it would be more challenging, especially if both people are passionate about what they believe, but not impossible. Whenever you have respect, all the other stuff becomes secondary.

After all, there are plenty of couples out there from different religions, which is arguably at LEAST as intense as politics, if not moreso, and they make it work.

If Eut were still around, I'd date him. And Celtlund, just to get some of his wife's homemade bread.

LGs wife scares me. So do his kids.

That's "Mr. Fucker" to you, buddy.
Noted... Mr. Fucker
Can she still choose between top or bottom? (I know her preferences (hehe), but I wouldn't presume to speak for her.)

Sure, the only one who doesn't have a say in position in this orgy is you...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif

That'd be me. ;)
You're almost sexy enough. Almost, but not quite :p :fluffle:

I may have missed this. Which one's that?
I'm dating Snafturi :fluffle:

Did you see that one comming? :p

I already said congrats once in this thread in regards to that...I shan't say it again. Nope. Uh-uh. :p
That's OK, I shall bask in the glory of the past congrats then. And pie. And chocolate.

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

Noted... Mr. Fucker


Better. Thank you.


Sure, the only one who doesn't have a say in position in this orgy is you...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif

d'oh!

I wouldn't date any of you. I wouldn't subject anyone to the insanity of of me. :p
.... not EVEN Lunatic Golfballs? :confused:

Oh, okay....
*drops shirt*
*swipes Straughn's hamper and everything in it*:eek:
I really, REALLY hope you brought the Lysol too!

Thank you.
I think i posted that before your SO (thanks, Amarenthe http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13648560&postcount=214 )
posted, so i have to admit it's entered my mind.

Nope, no connection there.

btw, nine posts.

Guess whose attention span isn't keeping up with you here ... ?

We could put a political slant on this. Would the general you date across the left/right divide?
Group date with Eutrusca, Balderdash, The Red Arrow, Domici, and The Cat-Tribe, FTW.

With Jocabia and Grave_n_idle looking on, of course. :D

I mean as in "going on a date", we all are radiocarbon datable, you know.;) Of course, i meant that was really one of the only reliable, relatively comfortable dates i could ever provide. :p

I haven't been on a date either for 3 years. I'm currently on a relationship so, I guess, I wouldn't know what to do on a date either. I'm rusty.:p
Of course, given the course of events in my life right now, anything ... and i do mean ANYTHING, INCLUDING irksome finance issues ... as a conversation topic very quickly gives way to relatively one-sided discussions about babies.

Group date with Eutrusca, Balderdash, The Red Arrow, Domici, and The Cat-Tribe, FTW.And Deep Kimchi.
*giggles*

(no, I didn't bring any Lysol.)

You're almost sexy enough. Almost, but not quite :p :fluffle:


I'm dating Snafturi :fluffle:
Bahm just cos she has bigger boobs that me :(
Group date with Eutrusca, Balderdash, The Red Arrow, Domici, and The Cat-Tribe, FTW.

And Deep Kimchi.
*giggles*

(no, I didn't bring any Lysol.)

This should happen and there should be cameras everywhere.

Of course, i meant that was really one of the only reliable, relatively comfortable dates i could ever provide. :p

Of course, given the course of events in my life right now, anything ... and i do mean ANYTHING, INCLUDING irksome finance issues ... as a conversation topic very quickly gives way to relatively one-sided discussions about babies.

LOL! I see. That could definitely influence in the outcome of a date. Onesided convos tend to be a turn off. So, I understand.:)

*Invites PB&J to orgy*

Woot!

Woot!

:D

*passes out strap-ons to all female orgy participants*
*hands KY-Jelly to Neo B*
Get ready!

:D

*passes out strap-ons to all female orgy participants*
*hands KY-Jelly to Neo B*
Get ready!

:eek:
Teh Butt rape hurtz!

:eek:
Teh Butt rape hurtz!

It's not rape, he hasn't said no.
And I'd like to point out that he is being allowed lube.
This is going to be a kind and gentle gangbang of Neo B, just the sort of kind and gentle that requires shouting and safe words... :D

It's not rape, he hasn't said no.
And I'd like to point out that he is being allowed lube.
This is going to be a kind and gentle gangbang of Neo B, just the sort of kind and gentle that requires shouting and safe words... :D

As long as the safe word isn´t in German or Dutch, I´m cool with Neo B´s gang banging.

As long as the safe word isn´t in German or Dutch, I´m cool with Neo B´s gang banging.

I was thinking Swahili...
*invites Nanatsu to orgy*

I was thinking Swahili...
*invites Nanatsu to orgy*

No Dyakovo, thanks. LOL!

That would be Cabra for me... possibly anyone else who doesn't think I'm too old or too fat or too moody. Possibly not. It depends on which way the wind blows. Or doesn't blow. Or whatever. But definitely Cabra. :fluffle:

Meh nobody, sorry...

Date an NSer? Hell, I MARRIED one.

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Date an NSer? Hell, I MARRIED one.

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Show-off. :p

Show-off. :p

No point to modesty when you are as great as I am, now is there?

No point to modesty when you are as great as I am, now is there?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ARktN_99kas

:D

*passes out strap-ons to all female orgy participants*
*hands KY-Jelly to Neo B*
Get ready!

Um... hold on a sec now... Since they're female can't we just...????

It's not rape, he hasn't said no.
And I'd like to point out that he is being allowed lube.
This is going to be a kind and gentle gangbang of Neo B, just the sort of kind and gentle that requires shouting and safe words... :D

The safety word is 'banana'

Date an NSer? Hell, I MARRIED one.

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Does it count if your wife subsequently becomes an NSer?

Tactical Grace or TRA, yum yum

Um... hold on a sec now... Since they're female can't we just...????
Who's we kemo sabe? :D
The safety word is 'banana'
*looks for the Swahili word for banana*

Who's we kemo sabe? :D

*looks for the Swahili word for banana*

Spanish for banana is ¨plátano¨. Wanna try that one. It needs to be said phonetically correct in order to work.

*comes in with boxes of equiptment*

where do you want the cameras set up?

*comes in with boxes of equiptment*

where do you want the cameras set up?

I'll leave that up to PB&J...

Fair is fair, I mean it is her husband that we're banging.

*comes in with boxes of equiptment*

where do you want the cameras set up?

Uh, a porno´s gonna be filmed. Can I help, JuNii?

I'll leave that up to PB&J...

Fair is fair, I mean it is her husband that we're banging. is she partaking of the 'event' or will she be... er... directing?

Uh, a porno´s gonna be filmed. Can I help, JuNii?
well... we won't need a fluffer... how about taking a camera and working the close-ups.

is she partaking of the 'event' or will she be... er... directing?


well... we won't need a fluffer... how about taking a camera and working the close-ups.

Ok. I´ll be camera girl and work on the close-ups. Asses and all?

is she partaking of the 'event' or will she be... er... directing?

You'd have to ask her, but I got the impression of: both.

Ok. I´ll be camera girl and work on the close-ups. Asses and all? I'll leave that up to your... artistic creativity...

I take it you want the Zoom lens?

You'd have to ask her, but I got the impression of: both.
hmm.... might be difficult. after all, she'll only be able to play with one joystick at a time.

I'll leave that up to your... artistic creativity...

I take it you want the Zoom lens?

Ok... arse and other unmentionables will be closed-up, but with taste.

And yes, I need the zoom lens.:D

And yes, I need the zoom lens.:D

You could simply lean in closer as well. It's cheaper and more exciting.

You could simply lean in closer as well. It's cheaper and more exciting.

I´m a professional. And I´m helping JuNii.

I´m a professional. And I´m helping JuNii.

Ah, yes. I can understand why you wouldn't want to lean in any closer.

Interpret that comment as you wish.

*gives Bann-ed a clip round the earhole* you are far too young for this kind of thing young man!

Ah, yes. I can understand why you wouldn't want to lean in any closer.

Interpret that comment as you wish.

Why wouldn´t I want to, then? Do tell me.

*gives Bann-ed a clip round the earhole* you are far too young for this kind of thing young man!
Some people like it like that. Personally, I'm not one of them.
Why wouldn´t I want to, then? Do tell me.

Because you're a professional of course. :rolleyes:

So suspicious of innocent posters like myself.

Because you're a professional of course. :rolleyes:

So suspicious of innocent posters like myself.

You´re Bann-ed. That name surely accounts for something.

You´re Bann-ed. That name surely accounts for something.

It accounts for the fact that I was banned a few times for inactivity before I realized I had to log into Nationstates once and a while and not just the forum.

It accounts for the fact that I was banned a few times for inactivity before I realized I had to log into Nationstates once and a while and not just the forum.

Ahh... yes... I totally understand... yep... it happens to everyone... yup yup yup...

It accounts for the fact that I was banned a few times for inactivity before I realized I had to log into Nationstates once and a while and not just the forum.

Yes, it happens to us all. My fiance had a nation here and, because he almost never logged in, his nation was erased.

Ahh... yes... I totally understand... yep... it happens to everyone... yup yup yup...

Yes, it happens to us all. My fiance had a nation here and, because he almost never logged in, his nation was erased.

And I thought I was unique, just like everyone else.

I probably would say Ilie, but one: she sees me as a little kid (can't really blame 'er) and two: I have a funky self-esteem complex that'd never let me go through with it.

I probably would say Ilie, but one: she sees me as a little kid (can't really blame 'er) and two: I have a funky self-esteem complex that'd never let me go through with it.

I can hook you up with one of the trolls. Real easy.

And I thought I was unique, just like everyone else.

It seems you´re like everyone else.

*gives Bann-ed a clip round the earhole* you are far too young for this kind of thing young man!:eek:
Tink is back!

It seems you´re like everyone else.

I can probably manage to fit in with the proletariat.

:eek:
Tink is back!

yep...

oh that's right!

*Dates Tink* :D

I can probably manage to fit in with the proletariat.

Oh noes! No proletariat! Become a member of my royalty.:D

Oh noes! No proletariat! Become a member of my royalty.:D

I don't know. That would probably limit my dating options to the other few royalty left after the revolution.

I don't know. That would probably limit my dating options to the other few royalty left after the revolution.

Oh, far from it. We´re many.

Oh, far from it. We´re many.

*cough*revolutiondidn'thappenyet*cough*

I'm not sure how I feel about dating headless corpses.

Though I suppose I could manage if it was necessary.

*cough*revolutiondidn'thappenyet*cough*

I'm not sure how I feel about dating headless corpses.

Though I suppose I could manage if it was necessary.

http://holonet.khm.de/visual_alchemy/images/ana-headless.jpg

Yes, you could date a headless beauty like this one and you know it.

http://holonet.khm.de/visual_alchemy/images/ana-headless.jpg

Yes, you could date a headless beauty like this one and you know it.

AGH! Tis so blurry!

http://holonet.khm.de/visual_alchemy/images/ana-headless.jpg

Yes, you could date a headless beauty like this one and you know it.
It's days like these I wish I owned 3D glasses. First I can't enjoy the Hollywood Nudes book in its full splendor, and now this.

http://holonet.khm.de/visual_alchemy/images/ana-headless.jpg

Yes, you could date a headless beauty like this one and you know it.
You win the thread.

You win the thread.

:D

Thanks, but that wasn´t my intention.

http://holonet.khm.de/visual_alchemy/images/ana-headless.jpg

Yes, you could date a headless beauty like this one and you know it.

but you know he won't be getting head later...

:D

Thanks, but that wasn´t my intention.
Good. don't want you to be big headed about winning this thread. ;)

Who's we kemo sabe? :D

*looks for the Swahili word for banana*

Oh if I'm going down I'm taking you with me, buddy...

Spanish for banana is ¨plátano¨. Wanna try that one. It needs to be said phonetically correct in order to work.

Note: Not in all dialects so for safety it's best to cover the Latin American Spanish word, which is 'gineo' or 'banana.'

Note: Not in all dialects so for safety it's best to cover the Latin American Spanish word, which is 'gineo' or 'banana.'

Correction: guineo- banana.

Correction: guineo- banana.

thankya

thankya

Do itashimashite.

How's this for a safe word?


Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

It's the proper name (in Maori) of a hill in New Zealand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

How's this for a safe word?




It's the proper name (in Maori) of a hill in New Zealand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Neo B, me thinks you´re screwed if that, indeed, becomes the safe word.:p

I'll leave that up to PB&J...

Fair is fair, I mean it is her husband that we're banging.

We need to have cameras all around. 360 degrees of this :D

is she partaking of the 'event' or will she be... er... directing?


well... we won't need a fluffer... how about taking a camera and working the close-ups.


You'd have to ask her, but I got the impression of: both.


OH I totally want to be behind the camera! I was thinking about joining in but that leads to more questions later. Besides I need to have leverage if he pisses me off of something I could do..... :P So I will hold off this time

but you know he won't be getting head later...

Actually, that's standard operating procedure. I'm used to it.

Neo B, me thinks you´re screwed if that, indeed, becomes the safe word.:p

Seconded.

We need to have cameras all around. 360 degrees of this :D

OH I totally want to be behind the camera! I was thinking about joining in but that leads to more questions later. Besides I need to have leverage if he pisses me off of something I could do..... :P So I will hold off this time

Cabra, a little help, please?

Neo B, me thinks you´re screwed if that, indeed, becomes the safe word.:p
In EVERY sense of the word...

We need to have cameras all around. 360 degrees of this :D

OH I totally want to be behind the camera! I was thinking about joining in but that leads to more questions later. Besides I need to have leverage if he pisses me off of something I could do..... :P So I will hold off this time

*hands over Camera.*

In EVERY sense of the word...



*hands over Camera.*

Yanno, I was hoping that between Cabra's offer to make it fun and the participation of my wife I'd at least have the consolation of pouncing a woman sometime during this... but if the wifey will be doing only photography and Neesika will just be hollering at me then it falls to Cabra... unless anyone else is up for a consolation pouncing...

Yanno, I was hoping that between Cabra's offer to make it fun and the participation of my wife I'd at least have the consolation of pouncing a woman sometime during this... but if the wifey will be doing only photography and Neesika will just be hollering at me then it falls to Cabra... unless anyone else is up for a consolation pouncing...

the way it sounds... it looks like it's going to end up being one mass of humping flesh... so I assume, with a bit of maneuvering, you will be able to pounce on someone...

then they'll regret the choice of safe words... :p

And Deep Kimchi.
*giggles*

(no, I didn't bring any Lysol.)

Oh FUCK yeah. *nods emphatically*

This should happen and there should be cameras everywhere.So utterly, totally agreed, of course.

LOL! I see. That could definitely influence in the outcome of a date. Onesided convos tend to be a turn off. So, I understand.:)Kinda like Gauthier's mention of performance artists. :p

Ok. I´ll be camera girl and work on the close-ups. Asses and all?

How can you make the lighting good there so that birthmark looks less like Cheney's smirk and more like Whistler's Mother?

*gives Bann-ed a clip round the earhole* you are far too young for this kind of thing young man!

Holy %&#@!
Arisen, INDEED!
*bows*

How can you make the lighting good there so that birthmark looks less like Cheney's smirk and more like Whistler's Mother?

Phsaw... that's what MAKEUP's for.

MAKEUP! we need to touch up that birthmark!

Yanno, I was hoping that between Cabra's offer to make it fun and the participation of my wife I'd at least have the consolation of pouncing a woman sometime during this... but if the wifey will be doing only photography and Neesika will just be hollering at me then it falls to Cabra... unless anyone else is up for a consolation pouncing...

Well I guess I could leave the camera for a bit.... Never have I ever regretted being pounced by you. :P

I can hook you up with one of the trolls. Real easy.

Why the hell would I want to hook up with a troll?

Why the hell would I want to hook up with a troll?

They just keep coming, and essentially, they never stop.

Edit: They also don't take 'no' for an answer. Whether this is good or not..

Seconded.

:p

They just keep coming, and essentially, they never stop.

Edit: They also don't take 'no' for an answer. Whether this is good or not..

Mmm. Not bad.

How can you make the lighting good there so that birthmark looks less like Cheney's smirk and more like Whistler's Mother?

You should ask JuNii. After all, he´s the producer and all.

Kinda like Gauthier's mention of performance artists. :p

Kinda, but with a character all of it´s own.:D

*gives Bann-ed a clip round the earhole* you are far too young for this kind of thing young man!
Oh good Lord it's the second coming of Tink...

the way it sounds... it looks like it's going to end up being one mass of humping flesh... so I assume, with a bit of maneuvering, you will be able to pounce on someone...

then they'll regret the choice of safe words... :p

Then I'm DEFINITELY gettin' mine from somewhere... Preferably from a female.. but Dyakovo will do in a pinch... After all, that's how this all got started in the first place...

Well I guess I could leave the camera for a bit.... Never have I ever regretted being pounced by you. :P

Ohhhhhh yeaahhhhhhhhhhh

Oh good Lord it's the second coming of Tink...

I'm wondering if there is any innuendo in there. Given the thread and all.

I'm wondering if there is any innuendo in there. Given the thread and all.
My mind is a cesspool of filth and depravity. The real question is not whether the innuendo exists, but how far it extends...

My mind is a cesspool of filth and depravity. The real question is not whether the innuendo exists, but how far it extends...

Terrifying.

Terrifying.
I know that's how you like it.

My mind is a cesspool of filth and depravity. The real question is not whether the innuendo exists, but how far it extends...

...the give and take,
the cut and thrust
how long it lasts

and whether or not all involve enjoy it. :p

...the give and take,
the cut and thrust
how long it lasts

and whether or not all involve enjoy it. :p

I like the second line a lot. Yup. *nod* :)

Um... hmmm... I think most of the NSG women and I have gotten into disputes due to my being an asshole, and so a date probably wouldn't go very well. Except maybe WYTYG, who said she often likes my posts, which for me is a good compliment.

:eek:
Tink is back!

*tacklehugs* yep, and I've been told I can stay if I'm a good girl:fluffle::fluffle: