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I'm only voting in the categories I know something about...namely the spammy ones. Here goes:

Award for Insanity Straughn


:eek: :eek:
Yay-be yay-be!!!!!!!!!!
*many many bows*

Or Legless Pirates.True, quite, that. Can't call 'em "Legless" no more, it would seem.

But what's really bugging me is the absence of Lascivious Maximus. Where the hell has he gone?
THAT's been a while. Good question.

If the voting ended right now, the clear winners would be:
Award for Insanity Straughn:eek: :eek: :eek:

Wow, AGAIN thankies in major amountses. *bows*

This is not a good sign. Hmmm. There must be some kind of filter or something for all those other thoughts you're broadcasting.
*remembers certain link*
*whimpers*

*disconnects brain from the interwebs*... so long as the rest stays here for us, YAY!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/083.gif

Ah, sweet youth. *hobbles off*Hobbles off, eh?
... well, if your cane (or whatever you manipulate with your hands for motion) should fail you, you know who to come to.
>.>
<.<

And by the time I posted that he had already re-fixed it so post iz gone now. *nod*

Remember that link i mentioned? *sobs*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/014.gif

Award for Insanity Straughn/The Brevious

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I can't believe it - YOU actually voted for ME for once!
*faints, but appears to *bow* on the way down*
I suppose i owe you *another* strip-o-gram now.

It's odd that i would be beating out Ruffy for insanity, though .... :confused:

But my party is better because it involves said pants coming off.
That obviously cinches the win, and my vote.
*nods emphatically*

8 posts in a row?

Surely a record.

The Silver Trophy StraughnTG, btw. :p
I haven't *really* argued with anyone in a LONG time. Just ask Jocabia about his disappointment with me. :(

Lifetime Achievement Award The South Islands--also, cocks.That's a good point. They're mutually sustaining.

8 posts in a row?

Surely a record.
Are you fluffing me up? I used to do that a lot. Alas, i've lost my stamina or something.

8 posts in a row?

Surely a record.

I had ten in a row once, but that doesn't even come close to Harlesburg's record of eightteen (EIGHTEEN) "New Posts" in a row on the NSG face page.

Eighteen different threads, and every one of them showed him as having the most recent post. I had a screen shot of it before my hard drive died...

Don't tell TSI, but I'm nominating him for the Humour Award. I can only pray his eyes fell out and/or he forgot how to read so he can't see this.

While you're at it you might consider praying for him not to jab himself in the eyes, somehow, while hunching over the keyboard, trying to read this small script, which Ruffy thoughtfully remedied.

With twins!

Hey now.
<.<
>.>

and also have never been nominated :(

You, sir, lie.
*scolds*

You, sir, lie.
*scolds*

<.<
>.>

que?

Strange, but I'll take it.
If the way to a man's heart is through his ....

Anyway, thank you all, Sumamba Buwhan will be here to provide oral sex to anyone of legal age.So long as he's recounting the unbecoming behaviour of republicans in the process. Mmm-hmmm.

So long as he's recounting the unbecoming behaviour of republicans in the process. Mmm-hmmm.

Like, free oral sex and all? I´m next in line!:eek:

Like, free oral sex and all? I´m next in line!:eek:

Ask, and ye shall receive.

*nod*

Ask, and ye shall receive.

*nod*

Give it to me!:fluffle:

The winners of the Seventh Posters Awards are...

The Cat-Tribe for the Grand Prix.
This is CT's first win and third nomination.

Bottle for the Silver Medal.
This is Bottle's third win and fourth nomination.

The South Islands for the Bronze Medal.
This is TSI's first win and third nomination.

Cannot think of a name and Lunatic Goofballs for the Golden Trophy.
This is his second win and second nomination.This is LG's seventh win and eighth nomination.

The South Island for the Silver Trophy.
This is his second win and third nomination.

Knights of Liberty for the Bronze Trophy.
This is his first win and first nomination.

Call to Power and Jhahannam for the Award for Humor.
This is Call to Power's first win and second nomination. It's Jhahannam first win and first nomination.

IL Ruffino for the Award for Outstanding Sarcasm.
This is Ruffy's nth nomination and first win.

Straughn for the Award for Uncommon Insanity.
This is Straughn's first win and second nomination.

Ardchoille for Award for Most Effective Moderation.
This is her first win and first nomination.

Sinuhue for the Lifetime Achievement Award.
This is her third win and fifth nomination.

Smunkeeville for the Zooke Memorial Award.
This is her third win and third nomination.

Andaras for the Skapenroe Award for Best Communist.
This is his first win and first nomination.

Vetalia for the Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist.
This is Vetalia's second win and fourth nomination.

Nanatsu no Tsuki for Best Newcomer.
This is Nanatsu no Tsuki first win and first nomination.WhatwhatWHAT?!?
Le sante' d'esprit commun n'est pas si commun.
:eek:

Give it to me!:fluffle:

Pff, I can't afford the plane ticket!

Pff, I can't afford the plane ticket!

:D

Oh...speech? I should give a speech? All right....ummm...Id like to thank my parents, my home boy in Heaven JC for always watchin out for me, all those who voted for me, and ummmm and I want world peace.Reminds me of that Onion article, "Basketball Player Blames God For Defeat"

:D

Oh thanks, you're smiling because I can't afford the ticket. Great. Made my night.

*flips you off*

But keggers are more fun than a forum any day.
Bah! If you're worthy of the vote, you can do both at the same time.
As well you should. For shame!

Oh my goodness... I'm the recipient of a fluffle... I feel pleasantly scandalized :)
I'm watching intently, as i'd mentioned.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/083.gif

Applicant with the most votes gets a year's supply of alcohol/drugs or one night of kinky sex with Whereyouthinkyougoing.Did i mention TG? That TG ought to have some weight in this particular issue. You better believe it.

Oh thanks, you're smiling because I can't afford the ticket. Great. Made my night.

*flips you off*

*pouts*
But... but... I wasn´t smiling because of that...
http://www.bloodhoundrealty.com/BloodhoundBlog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/crying%20smiley.gif

*pouts*
But... but... I wasn´t smiling because of that...
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Sorry, then. A simple misunderstanding.

*lowers head in shame*

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>.>

que?Never nominated?

Sorry, then. A simple misunderstanding.

*lowers head in shame*

Ok...

*nods softly*

Like, free oral sex and all? I´m next in line!:eek:

Yup! Sin offered it up, vicariously. And you're on the list, iirc!
:D

Ask, and ye shall receive.

*nod*

Instead of "*nod*", don't you mean, "*gulp*"?

Yup! Sin offered it up, vicariously. And you're on the list, iirc!
:D

:p
Me and my big mouth, heh.

Instead of "*nod*", don't you mean, "*gulp*"?

Hey-hey, I'm more honorable than that. I take things at a more assured pace, so as to avoid train wrecks!

*lowers head in shame**watches Potarius lower head repeatedly for Nanatsu no Tsuki*

*watches Potarius lower head repeatedly for Nanatsu no Tsuki*

Hey, I'll do it if she wants it. :p

:p
Me and my big mouth, heh.
Well, since you're a WINNER, you don't have to use your mouth. Apparently, that's what Potarius and Sumamba Buwhan are for :D

*watches Potarius lower head repeatedly for Nanatsu no Tsuki*

:eek:
You make me sound like a cheap President.

Hey-hey, I'm more honorable than that. I take things at a more assured pace, so as to avoid train wrecks!

ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!!

Well, since you're a WINNER, you don't have to use your mouth. Apparently, that's what Potarius and Sumamba Buwhan are for :D

Gods, I´m going to pee on myself! LMAO!

Gods, I´m going to pee on myself! LMAO!

Come on now, you don't want to spoil it for us.

Come on now, you don't want to spoil it for us.

Ok, ok. I´ll behave. I don´t want to spoil it for anyone.:cool:

Never nominated?

Don't think so, though, I may just bitch every year...


*shrug*

Gods, I´m going to pee on myself! LMAO!

I think you just made us all winners here. :)
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*dances weasel dance*

Come on now, you don't want to spoil it for us.

You mean, you want a little more time to work here ... no train wrecks or something? :p

Don't think so, though, I may just bitch every year...


*shrug*

I would've sworn you've won some somethingst'others ...

*scratches goatee suspiciously*

I would've sworn you've won some somethingst'others ...

*scratches goatee suspiciously*

I've had a good running in sexiest, but not in these that I know of...

*shaves off goatee*

...


*yours, not mine*

:eek:
You make me sound like a cheap President.Well, it just may earn a vote, ya know. :p

I've had a good running in sexiest, but not in these that I know of...

*shaves off goatee*

...


*yours, not mine*Argh! Trying to foil my goatee scratching, eh? .... since i didn't really specify whose goatee i was scratching so suspiciously ....

....you go on the vacation yet?

did someone say goatse?

did someone say goatse?
True story, here.
I bought a Goatse shirt at ... get this ... SALVATION ARMY for $2.50. Proudly wear it on Saturday, and proudly wear my Puscifer (thanks Cobbleism) shirt on Sunday. In public.

Well, it just may earn a vote, ya know. :p

´Splain, please.

True story, here.
I bought a Goatse shirt at ... get this ... SALVATION ARMY for $2.50. Proudly wear it on Saturday, and proudly wear my Puscifer (thanks Cobbleism) shirt on Sunday. In public.

Oh dude, that's fucking perfect.

Oh dude, that's fucking perfect.
I'm not lying. Some of my best shirts cost me around $3.00 USD. :D
I wear my "Organ Donor" shirt to work often, has a tissue-slurping utensil featured prominently on it. The back cites a german site that i still haven't bothered to check on.

I'm not lying. Some of my best shirts cost me around $3.00 USD. :D
I wear my "Organ Donor" shirt to work often, has a tissue-slurping utensil featured prominently on it. The back cites a german site that i still haven't bothered to check on.

Well yeah, I don't doubt some of your best stuff cost so little, but still... The thought of the fucking Salvation Army actually selling shirts like that is hilarious.

´Splain, please.As in, people often vote for the people they feel the "closest" to, ones they can relate to ... ones they know they can put their "faith" into .. trust to leave their important things in their hands .... et cetera. :p

As in, people often vote for the people they feel the "closest" to, ones they can relate to ... ones they know they can put their "faith" into .. trust to leave their important things in their hands .... et cetera. :p

Hah, then I surely will be President.:p

Well yeah, I don't doubt some of your best stuff cost so little, but still... The thought of the fucking Salvation Army actually selling shirts like that is hilarious.
I've been told often that i shouldn't look forward to pursuits as such, since i don't really need the clothes (tend not to alter my wardrobe much), but i've gotten a few other people to hit them regularly every two weeks to see which new shirts have come in. One we passed on last time was the red Spongebob-bling/pimp shirt (more than $9 USD) ... hopefully it's still there.

Hah, then I surely will be President.:p
Amen to that!
*bows*
Just so you know, i only vote as a corpse. Only slightly less paperwork that way.

Amen to that!
*bows*
Just so you know, i only vote as a corpse. Only slightly less paperwork that way.

Em... wanna be part of my harem? Potarius is lord of it.:D

Em... wanna be part of my harem? Potarius is lord of it.:D
Are you asking because of the corpse status?

Are you asking because of the corpse status?

The rigor mortis factor has to do with it.

Grand Prix : Jocabia
Silver Medal: Neo B
Golden Trophy: Nanatsu
Silver Trophy: MHiJ
Award for Humor: LG, MHiJ
Award for Sarcasm: Jha
Award for Insanity: Rhyno
Most Effective Moderation: Kat, Ard
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist: Trots

Dagnabbit how am I supposed to retain my righteous angst with threads like this when I actually get a nomination?!?!?!?

But I do thank you :)

The rigor mortis factor has to do with it.

Fair 'nuff. Remember though, CSI makes us incrementally more aware of rigor issues, so i should point out that eventually wears off. :eek:

Fair 'nuff. Remember though, CSI makes us incrementally more aware of rigor issues, so i should point out that eventually wears off. :eek:

But, in the initial stages, it´s the best. Right? And if Viagra was involved on the demise, even better.

I need to stop this. See what I meant with my unconcious mind and my concious one?:eek:

But, in the initial stages, it´s the best. Right? And if Viagra was involved on the demise, even better.

I need to stop this. See what I meant with my unconcious mind and my concious one?:eek:
I do now! :D
There's blood-restrictive rings and such that can be used, ya know ..... funny, i couldn't help but think of that line i lifted from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Necrophilia is too far ... even for me.

I do now! :D
There's blood-restrictive rings and such that can be used, ya know ..... funny, i couldn't help but think of that line i lifted from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Stiff ones have more fun.
LOL!

Em... wanna be part of my harem? Potarius is lord of it.:D

You'd better not try to make me go down on him.

You'd better not try to make me go down on him.

Nah, no worries there. You´re mine only.:D

Nah, no worries there. You´re mine only.:D

Good, good.

*plays his guitar*

Good, good.

*plays his guitar*

I want to play my piano, but it´s back home.

Nah, no worries there. You´re mine only.:D
As far as the harem goes, yes ... but as far as Sinuhue and Col. Cathcart say ....
A contract is a contract!!!

Dagnabbit how am I supposed to retain my righteous angst with threads like this when I actually get a nomination?!?!?!?

But I do thank you :)

It'll just require a bit more effort now...

As far as the harem goes, yes ... but as far as Sinuhue and Col. Cathcart say ....

Are you suggesting that I sign a contract of ownership or something? Because, if I become president (however unlikely that sounds because I´m not too fond of politics, and I don´t know then what I´m doing on NS), their asses belong to me.:D

I'm just finishing up my first year here. Never been nominated... i think I'm mostly ignored.

I'm just finishing up my first year here. Never been nominated... i think I'm mostly ignored.

*ignores SaintB*
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*ignores SaintB*
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/winkingsmiley.gif

Point proven! To bad you're all ignoring me again...

Point proven! To bad you're all ignoring me again...

Is somebody saying something?

Is somebody saying something?

Musta been the wind...

Musta been the wind...

sorry i had eggs not long ago.

My unremarkability rears its unremarkable head yet again.

Yeep.

What? I'm sorry, I can't see the screen because of the glare from my SHINY TROPHY.

*gloats*

Are you suggesting that I sign a contract of ownership or something? Because, if I become president (however unlikely that sounds because I´m not too fond of politics, and I don´t know then what I´m doing on NS), their asses belong to me.:D

Their asses? This have anything to do with that thread, perhaps?

Their asses? This have anything to do with that thread, perhaps?

Potarius sold himself to me on the condition I become the next President. I think I should make a contract insuring said butt becomes mine if I win the elections.:p

Potarius sold himself to me on the condition I become the next President. I think I should make a contract insuring said butt becomes mine if I win the elections.:pAh. Perhaps he'd like some tobacco with that contract. :D

Ah. Perhaps he'd like some tobacco with that contract. :D

Dunno. You better ask him.:D

Ah. Perhaps he'd like some tobacco with that contract. :D

No, but weed would be fine.

Weed and Guinness.

No, but weed would be fine.

Weed and Guinness.

Done.

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Done.

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Sex, weed, booze, and Husker Du...

...Life.

Sex, weed, booze, and Husker Du...

...Life.

For a new purchase you really ask for a lot.:p

For a new purchase you really ask for a lot.:p

Well, with my goods, I have the ability to ask for that much and actually get it. :p

Well, with my goods, I have the ability to ask for that much and actually get it. :p

Fair enough. Anything else?

Well, with my goods, I have the ability to ask for that much and actually get it. :p
Your arse is really THAT sumptuous?

No, but weed would be fine.

Weed and Guinness.
Weed and Guinness ... applied the same way? owowowowow
o.9

Cannot think of a name and Lunatic Goofballs for the Golden Trophy.
This is his second win and second nomination.This is LG's seventh win and eighth nomination.


What the fuck is wrong with you people? My threads are lead balloons...I demand a recount, I can't possibly have won shit...

I can't possibly have won shit...
....WHAT-ever!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? My threads are lead balloons...I demand a recount, I can't possibly have won shit...Well, you do have to share the trophy with LG...who knows what he'll do with it when it's his turn to hold it.

Well, you do have to share the trophy with LG...who knows what he'll do with it when it's his turn to hold it.

You know he's into mud and tacos. Hopefully not gravel and hardshells.