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It's that time of year again. You may nominate anyone for any award.


The Seventh Posters Awards for Excellency in the Fields of General Debating and Posting.



The following awards are for those whom you believe are skilled debaters. They display a level of eloquence and professionalism that the average debater does not possess. They do not resort to using rhetoric, or if they do it is used minimally. They prove their points and do not resort to simply pulling emotional chords. These debaters are held in deep respect. Flaming is something with which their posts are not familiar. Their responses are not mired in fantas. However, there are different levels of skill and the prizes for this category are listed below:

The Grand Prix for General Debating
The Silver Medal for General Debating
The Bronze Medal for General Debating




The following awards are for those posters whom you feel have gained your utmost respect. Their threads are highly anticipated and rarely turn into flames, if ever. Moderators only post there to comment, but never to warn the thread creator. These posters create threads that could be considered classics, the perfect representatives of Generalite culture. This year spammers qualify.

The Golden Trophy
The Silver Trophy
The Bronze Trophy

I realize that certain posters display certain characteristics. These characteristics are what make them unique and personify the very meaning of the words used to describe them. They stand out and they deserve recognition. The titles are self-explanatory:

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
This award is named after the always humorous Lunatic Goofballs.

The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
This award is for someone whom you believe is the very epitome of sarcastic.

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
This award is for someone whom you think is insane...and enjoying every minute of it!

The Award for Best New Poster
This poster shows an eagerness to learn and has not resorted to insulting others.

Awards of Particular Recognition

Most Effective Moderation
This award is for the moderator whom you believe is the most effective and performs his or her duties with the highest degree of excellency.

Lifetime Achievement Award aka the Drunk Commies Memorial Award
This is the poster whom you believe has earned your respect and is amongst the most honorable of posters. If they were to leave, their presence would be greatly missed. In memory of Drunk Commies.

Zooke Memorial Award for High Charity and Overall Kindess
The Zooke Memorial Award for High Charity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.

Also, congratulations to LG for holding the record for most awards won. I think he's won 7 or 8.

Ballot:

Grand Prix
Silver Medal
Bronze Medal
Golden Trophy
Silver Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Award for Humor
Award for Sarcasm
Award for Insanity
Award for Best Newcomer
Most Effective Moderation
Lifetime Achievement Award
Zooke Memorial Award
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist

[center][B][I][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]*snippity do dah, snippity eh*

Herr K, why'm I not surprised these are still being done? Also, where is the award in my now obscure name?

This is the 7th, IIRC.

When there's a will, there's an award, Drache!

Oh, and thanks for the correction, TSI.

Can i just nominate Canada? Canada never wins anything.

F*ck YOU! F*ck this THREAD! I don't need your damn polarizing popularity contests!.............unless I get nominated for something, then I wholeheartedly support this thread...............someone please nominate/vote for me for something.........:(

The Seventh Posters Awards for Excellency in the Fields of General Debating and Posting.
Neo B, Jocabia

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
LG, MHiJ

The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Jha
Most Effective Moderation
Kat, Ard

F*ck YOU! F*ck this THREAD! I don't need your damn polarizing popularity contests!.............unless I get nominated for something, then I wholeheartedly support this thread...............someone please nominate/vote for me for something.........:(

Nominates NM for the most likely to try to shoot a flag out of a gun award.

I nominate New Manvir for the Award for Uncommon Insanity.

The Seventh Posters Awards for Excellency in the Fields of General Debating and Posting:

Intangelon and Cannotthinkofaname

F*ck YOU! F*ck this THREAD! I don't need your damn polarizing popularity contests!.............unless I get nominated for something, then I wholeheartedly support this thread...............someone please nominate/vote for me for something.........:(

Language.... Although I suppose the award of Uncommon Insanity would work.... Yep, you've got my nomination for that... For whatever thats worth...

Wait, are we missing the specific categories for the first two sections?

My unremarkability rears its unremarkable head yet again.

I'm a blue ribbon baby!

Wait, are we missing the specific categories for the first two sections?

My bad.

I think I won something the last two (maybe three) times this happened.

I still want to win something better though.

*waits for nominations*

I think I deserve some kind of medal (nothing too flashy - I'm a very modest person, after all) for my thoughtful and engaging threads on fruit juice, carrot cake, folk music and methamphetamine (now *that* would be a party!) just to name a few. :)

Grand Prix The Parkus Empire
Silver Medal Bottle
Golden Trophy Dyakovo
Silver Trophy Cannot think of a name
Award for Humor Jhahannam
Award for Sarcasm Anti-Social Darwinism
Award for Insanity Straughn
Most Effective Moderation Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award LG
Zooke Memorial Award Cabra West
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Thumbless Pete Crabbe

What happened to the best newcomer award? *searches through taco wrappers for it*

Grand Prix The Parkus Empire
Silver Medal Bottle
Golden Trophy Dyakovo
Silver Trophy Cannot think of a name
Award for Humor Jhahannam
Award for Sarcasm Anti-Social Darwinism
Award for Insanity Straughn
Most Effective Moderation Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award LG
Zooke Memorial Award Cabra West
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Thumbless Pete Crabbe

What happened to the best newcomer award? *searches through taco wrappers for it*

Golden Trophy? That doesn't have anything to do with watersports does it? :(

Funny that, dispite having over 10,000 posts and being here 5 years(!), I never get mentioned in these types of threads.

:(

Funny that, dispite having over 10,000 posts and being here 5 years(!), I never get mentioned in these types of threads.

:(

That's only because no-one likes you...
:p ;)

That's only because no-one likes you...
:p ;)

My feelings, so hurt.

Surely there is one single person on this fair Forum that harbors some fondness for me?

My feelings, so hurt.

Surely there is one single person on this fair Forum that harbors some fondness for me?

*Blushes and runs off giggling*

I nominate myself for each bracket, if only to be a jackass.

*snip*

Grand Prix Bottle
Silver Medal Intangelon
Bronze Medal Dyakovo
Golden Trophy Smunkee
Silver Trophy Rhyno
Bronze Trophy Knights of Liberty
Award for Humor Lunatic Goofballs
Award for Sarcasm Amor Pulchritudo
Award for Insanity Mad Hatters in jeans
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Andaras
Zooke Memorial Award Katganistan
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Jhahannam

Funny that, dispite having over 10,000 posts and being here 5 years(!), I never get mentioned in these types of threads.

:(

Yeah, that is kinda weird. The availability heuristic doesn't favor you for some reason, I'd guess.

Grand Prix : Jocabia
Silver Medal: Neo B
Golden Trophy: Nanatsu
Silver Trophy: MHiJ
Award for Humor: LG, MHiJ
Award for Sarcasm: Jha
Award for Insanity: Rhyno
Most Effective Moderation: Kat, Ard
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist: Trots

Meh, I'd say it's not hard to be nominated as a Communist when you are the only real Communist on this board.

Meh, I’d say it’s not hard to be nominated as a Communist when you are the only real Communist on this board.
Them’s fighting words! :p

Meh, I'd say it's not hard to be nominated as a Communist when you are the only real Communist on this board.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/rotflol.gif

Meh, I'd say it's not hard to be nominated as a Communist when you are the only real Communist on this board.

Don´t flatter yourself, AP.;)

Don´t flatter yourself, AP.;)

Oh, come on Nanatsu, someone has to...

Oh, come on Nanatsu, someone has to...

ROFLMAO!:D

Grand Prix Knights of Liberty
Silver Medal Dyakovo
Bronze Medal Free Soviets
Golden Trophy Nanatsu no Tsuki
Silver Trophy Dyakovo
Bronze Trophy Knights of Liberty
Award for Humor New Manvir
Award for Sarcasm Amor Pulchlritudo
Award for Insanity Neo Kervoskia
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkee
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras (he's right, you know ;))
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist (?)

Golden Trophy? That doesn't have anything to do with watersports does it? :(

Oh, now you're going to be picky? Maybe I'll change my vote to someone else!

Oh, now you're going to be picky? Maybe I'll change my vote to someone else!

I just want to be forewarned is all...
:D

I'm glad to see that Ardchoille is being recognized here. It's certainly deserved.

I'm glad to see that Ardchoille is being recognized here. It's certainly deserved.

Do I detect a hint of jealousy? :p

I just want to be forewarned is all...
:D

Well, they didn't have a Best Provider of Smilies award or I would have nominated you for that. :p

Well, they didn't have a Best Provider of Smilies award or I would have nominated you for that. :p

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/WeAreNotWorthy.gif

No one votes for me!

But then again, I'm usually invisible...

No one votes for me!

But then again, I'm usually invisible...

Someone spoke...

I don't see anybody though...

Well, they didn't have a Best Provider of Smilies award or I would have nominated you for that. :p

Or Best LOL Cats Provider Award. Then I would´ve nominated myself.:D

Or Best LOL Cats Provider Award. Then I would´ve nominated myself.:D

You'd have won hands down...

You'd have won hands down...

I know. Just as you would win if the Greatest Provider of Smilies Award were to be awarded on NSG.

Someone spoke...

I don't see anybody though...

What?


....Oooohhh....

I know. Just as you would win if the Greatest Provider of Smilies Award were to be awarded on NSG.
I don't know about that...
I just save every smiley in case I see an opportunity to use it somewhere down the road.

What?


....Oooohhh....

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Sinister.gif

I don't know about that...
I just save every smiley in case I see an opportunity to use it somewhere down the road.

So that means you´re a philantropist, right?:cool:

Grand Prix The Parkus Empire
Silver Medal Bottle
Golden Trophy Dyakovo
Silver Trophy Cannot think of a name
Award for Humor Jhahannam
Award for Sarcasm Anti-Social Darwinism
Award for Insanity Straughn
Most Effective Moderation Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award LG
Zooke Memorial Award Cabra West
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Thumbless Pete Crabbe

What happened to the best newcomer award? *searches through taco wrappers for it*:eek:
Thank you! *bows*

So that means you´re a philantropist, right?:cool:

Possibly, possibly.

Possibly, possibly not.

Fixed.:D

I'm glad to see that Ardchoille is being recognized here. It's certainly deserved.

So mega-seconded.

Fixed.:D

Well, that was kind of a given...

Well, that was kind of a given...

Hey, I have nothing else to do but point the obvious.:D

Grand Prix The Parkus Empire
Silver Medal Bottle
Golden Trophy Dyakovo
Silver Trophy Cannot think of a name
Award for Humor Jhahannam
Award for Sarcasm Anti-Social Darwinism
Award for Insanity Straughn
Most Effective Moderation Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award LG
Zooke Memorial Award Cabra West
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Thumbless Pete Crabbe

What happened to the best newcomer award? *searches through taco wrappers for it*

Thank you, thank you. Just to be nominated is .... etc., etc., etc.

Or Best LOL Cats Provider Award. Then I would´ve nominated myself.:D

Or Most Likely To Be A Spy of the Spanish Government. ;)

Or Most Likely To Be A Spy of the Spanish Government. ;)

Me? Never. I´m appalled you think I would spy for that Jar-Jar Binks look alike of a President of mine.:cool:

:eek:
Thank you! *bows*

Thank you, thank you. Just to be nominated is .... etc., etc., etc.

Man, this works even better than cheesy pickup lines! :D

Man, this works even better than cheesy pickup lines! :D

I'm good with them, i've even fired a few out on occasion. Go fer it!

Or Most Likely To Be A Fangirl of Gackt Camui. ;)

Fixed :D

Fixed :D

Well, yeah, that one works better. I´ll Camui Gackted you all to death or submission. YAR!!!!

And if there was a category for Least Likely to Appreciate the Nomination then we would have to go with Fass...

Grand Prix The Cat Tribe
Silver Medal Katganistan
Bronze Medal Bottle
Golden Trophy Cannot Think Of A Name
Silver Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Award for Humor Jhaninananana.... Whatever the hell his name is. You know who I mean.
Award for Sarcasm Anti-Social Darwinism
Award for Insanity The Mods for letting me stay this long. :)
Most Effective Moderation Archdoile
Lifetime Achievement Award Big Jim P
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist --this space for rent--

Grand Poobah of Popularity Contests: Neo Kervoskia

Grand Prix The Cat Tribe
Silver Medal Katganistan
Bronze Medal Bottle
Golden Trophy Cannot Think Of A Name
Silver Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Award for Humor Jhaninananana.... Whatever the hell his name is. You know who I mean.
Award for Sarcasm Anti-Social Darwinism
Award for Insanity The Mods for letting me stay this long. :)
Most Effective Moderation Archdoile
Lifetime Achievement Award Big Jim P
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist RhynoD

Fixed.

Fixed :D

Mine makes me less nauseous. :( Boys should look like boys, girls should look like girls! That's what makes them both hot!

Mine makes me less nauseous. :( Boys should look like boys, girls should look like girls! That's what makes them both hot!

:confused:

Ummm, Gackt is a guy, and looks like one, and Nanatsu is a girl and looks like one...

:confused:

Ummm, Gackt is a guy, and looks like one, and Nanatsu is a girl and looks like one...

I heard my name. What´s up?

Or Most Likely To Be A Fangirl of Gackt Camui. ;)Fixed :DMine makes me less nauseous. :( Boys should look like boys, girls should look like girls! That's what makes them both hot!:confused:

Ummm, Gackt is a guy, and looks like one, and Nanatsu is a girl and looks like one...
/\ This /\
I heard my name. What´s up?

/\ This /\

Oh. I see. I like them androgynous.

Dyakovo, I like your pyramids. You should use them more often.

Grand Prix Knights of Liberty
Silver Medal Dyakovo
Bronze Medal Free Soviets
Golden Trophy Nanatsu no Tsuki
Silver Trophy Dyakovo
Bronze Trophy Knights of Liberty
Award for Humor New Manvir
Award for Sarcasm Amor Pulchlritudo
Award for Insanity Neo Kervoskia
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkee
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras (he's right, you know ;))
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist (?)

Grand Prix Bottle
Silver Medal Intangelon
Bronze Medal Dyakovo
Golden Trophy Smunkee
Silver Trophy Rhyno
Bronze Trophy Knights of Liberty
Award for Humor Lunatic Goofballs
Award for Sarcasm Amor Pulchritudo
Award for Insanity Mad Hatters in jeans
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Andaras
Zooke Memorial Award Katganistan
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Jhahannam

Sweet. ;)

F*ck YOU! F*ck this THREAD! I don't need your damn polarizing popularity contests!.............unless I get nominated for something, then I wholeheartedly support this thread...............someone please nominate/vote for me for something.........:(

LOL, judging by this post, you can have my insanity vote if you wish...

:confused:

Ummm, Gackt is a guy, and looks like one, and Nanatsu is a girl and looks like one...

I challenge the former. The latter I will trust your judgement on, as I have no photo evidence.

Oh. I see. I like them androgynous.

I can see. :P Just teasing, it's totally a personal preference... I would prefer an androgynous guy to a musclebound guy, but mostly I like guys to look like guys (just not musclely ones) and girls to look like girls. That guy from Silverchair is about as androgynous/girlish as I like them (you know, when he was cute and not all buzzed-haired), and even then it's more of an "ooh, pretty" thing than a wanting-to-get-it-on thing.

I'm so sick I don't even make sense to myself anymore. I keep swearing that I'll sign off...

Dyakovo, I like your pyramids. You should use them more often.

I agree. Do you have any Pharaoh smilies to go at the top?

I challenge the former. The latter I will trust your judgement on, as I have no photo evidence.
definitely a guy, a pretty boy, but a guy nonetheless..
http://www.allstarswallpapers.com/GACKT_PAGE/Originale/GalleryJustGackt2/JustGackt223.jpg
\/ Nanatsu \/
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Nanatsu30-10-2005-05.jpg
I agree. Do you have any Pharaoh smilies to go at the top?
Not yet, give me some time and I'll find one though...

Do you have any Pharaoh smilies to go at the top?

Yes, yes, I do...

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/NATEgyptSKbiggrin.gif

Grand Prix Soheran
Silver Medal Neu Leonstein
Bronze Medal The-Cat-Tribe
Golden Trophy The-Cat-Tribe
Silver Trophy The South Islands
Bronze Trophy Intangelon
Award for Humor Jhahannam
Award for Sarcasm IL Ruffino
Award for Insanity Andaras
Most Effective Moderation HotRodia
Lifetime Achievement Award Sinuhue/Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Fleckenstein
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Soheran
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Neu Leonstein
Best Newcomer Nanatsu no Tsuki

Funny that, dispite having over 10,000 posts and being here 5 years(!), I never get mentioned in these types of threads.

:(I'd join in the bitching, but I won Sexiest this year and am fully satisfied for now =D

Grand Prix The Parkus Empire
Silver Medal Bottle
Golden Trophy Dyakovo
Silver Trophy Cannot think of a name
Award for Humor Jhahannam
Award for Sarcasm Anti-Social Darwinism
Award for Insanity Straughn
Most Effective Moderation Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award LG
Zooke Memorial Award Cabra West
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Thumbless Pete Crabbe

What happened to the best newcomer award? *searches through taco wrappers for it*

Wow... thanks! :)
I'm not sure I can live up to Zooke's memory, though...

Funny that, dispite having over 10,000 posts and being here 5 years(!), I never get mentioned in these types of threads.

:(


Grand Prix The South Islands
Silver Medal The South Islands
Bronze Medal The South Islands
Golden Trophy The South Islands
Silver Trophy The South Islands
Bronze Trophy The South Islands
Award for Humor The South Islands
Award for Sarcasm The South Islands
Award for Insanity The South Islands
Most Effective Moderation The South Islands
Lifetime Achievement Award The South Islands
Zooke Memorial Award The South Islands
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist The South Islands
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist The South Islands


there :)

i know how you feel... i've had my day (iirc i won the Zooke Memorial last time, or the time before that maybe). i was going to nominate myself for everything, out of sheer egotism, but this seems more fun (and a little less douchey ;))

First three are mainly people I've noted of late...who've made me think a little

Grand Prix: Kamsaki Myu
Silver Medal: Polliwannacraca - sorry for misspelling.
Bronze Medal: Muravyets

A bit easier cos it's stalwarts

Golden Trophy:LG
Silver Trophy Bottle
Bronze Trophy: CToaN or WYTYG, whoever begs most.

A tie coming up...

Award for Humor: Il Ruffino/Rambhutan
Award for Sarcasm Jocabia
Award for Insanity South Lizasauria - because it's genuine
Most Effective Moderation: Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award: TSI - part sympathy/part Golden Oldies thread
Zooke Memorial Award: Toughie...H.N 'The Crocker' Fiddlebottoms VIII
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist: No idea, quite like the TPC suggestion

This is a bitching post about how I'm never mentioned in these threads.

Probably because I'm not good enough at debate to get mentioned for debate skills, not sarcastic enough to be noticeably so, and not very funny. Being mediocre at all trades kinda sucks.

Oh well, I'll go sulk now.

Grand Prix LG
Silver Medal Bottle
Bronze Medal Barringtonia
Golden Trophy LG
Silver Trophy Non-Aligned States
Bronze Trophy Murayets
Award for Humor Jhanananananana!
Award for Sarcasm Rambhutan
Award for Insanity Dyakovo
Award for Best Newcomer Dyakovo
Most Effective Moderation HotRodia
Lifetime Achievement Award Smunkee
Zooke Memorial Award Poliwanacraca
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist LG

As long as the awards are broadcast live I'm happy...and if there's cake. I'll sit in the audience eating cake.

I'm a bit off on calling Andaras the best communist. He supports the oppression of the working class at the hands of the bourgeoisie, so long as the bourgeoisie claims to be communist.

I'm a bit off on calling Andaras the best communist. He supports the oppression of the working class at the hands of the bourgeoisie, so long as the bourgeoisie claims to be communist.

He's Stalinist, not communist.

He's Stalinist, not communist.That's like saying a puppy is not a mammal because it's a dog.

I'm only voting in the categories I know something about...namely the spammy ones. Here goes:

Award for Humor TSI
Award for Sarcasm IL Ruffino
Award for Insanity Straughn
Most Effective Moderation Archoille
Lifetime Achievement Award TSI
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville

Yay some people love me! :fluffle:

Yay some people love me! :fluffle:
You've literally been here a lifetime. At least there should be SOME recognition...

I'm glad at least a few people think so -_-

Grand Prix Neo Art
Silver Medal Barringtonia
Bronze Medal Kyronea
Golden Trophy Lunatic Goofballs
Silver Trophy The Cat-Tribe
Bronze Trophy Myrmidionisia
Award for Humor Grave_n_Idle
Award for Sarcasm The Atlantian Islands
Award for Insanity The Parkus Empire
Best New Poster Nanatsu No Tsuki
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Sinuhue/Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Canuck Heaven (sorry, Andaras)
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Thumbless Pete Crabbe

definitely a guy, a pretty boy, but a guy nonetheless..
http://www.allstarswallpapers.com/GACKT_PAGE/Originale/GalleryJustGackt2/JustGackt223.jpg
\/ Nanatsu \/
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Nanatsu30-10-2005-05.jpg

Not yet, give me some time and I'll find one though...

ZOMG! You used me and Gackuto-sama together! I love it!!:D

But yup, I´m a girl. As for Gackt, he fits into the handsome Japanese man stereotype. Girls in Japan go crazy for this little man.

Grand Prix The Cat-Tribes
Silver Medal Murvyets
Bronze Medal Gift-of-God
Golden Trophy Neo Art
Silver Trophy Alien Born
Bronze Trophy Ashmoria
Award for Humor Ruffy
Award for Sarcasm Fass, duh.
Award for Insanity South Lizasauria
Most Effective Moderation LG
Lifetime Achievement Award Ashmoria
Zooke Memorial Award Sumamba Buwhan

Grand Prix Neo Art
Silver Medal Barringtonia
Bronze Medal Kyronea
Golden Trophy Lunatic Goofballs
Silver Trophy The Cat-Tribe
Bronze Trophy Myrmidionisia
Award for Humor Grave_n_Idle
Award for Sarcasm The Atlantian Islands
Award for Insanity The Parkus Empire
Best New Poster Nanatsu No Tsuki
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Sinuhue/Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Canuck Heaven (sorry, Andaras)
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Thumbless Pete Crabbe

Oh my, I don´t know what to say. Thanks for the honor.
*bows*

Grand Prix : Jocabia
Silver Medal: Neo B
Golden Trophy: Nanatsu
Silver Trophy: MHiJ
Award for Humor: LG, MHiJ
Award for Sarcasm: Jha
Award for Insanity: Rhyno
Most Effective Moderation: Kat, Ard
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist: Trots
Thanks .:)

Grand Prix Bottle
Silver Medal Intangelon
Bronze Medal Dyakovo
Golden Trophy Smunkee
Silver Trophy Rhyno
Bronze Trophy Knights of Liberty
Award for Humor Lunatic Goofballs
Award for Sarcasm Amor Pulchritudo
Award for Insanity Mad Hatters in jeans
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Andaras
Zooke Memorial Award Katganistan
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Jhahannam
Thanks, nice to be noticed.:)

Grand Prix [/b]Cat Tribe
Silver Medal Chumblywumbly
Bronze Medal Yootopia
Golden Trophy Dyakovo,
Silver Trophy Nanatsu no Tsuki
Bronze TrophyKnights of Liberty
Award for Humor Call to power
Award for Sarcasm Greater Trostia
Award for Insanity New Manvir
Most Effective ModerationArdchoille
Lifetime Achievement AwardPeepelonia
Zooke Memorial Award Mr Happy (no idea)
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Trotskyvania.
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist :The South Limacon

I'd like to point out that the capitalist and communist awards are tongue in cheek references to posters who took their respective ideologies to the absurd extreme.

Grand Prix Knights of Liberty
Silver Medal Yootopia
Bronze Medal South Islands
Golden Trophy Andaras
Silver Trophy The Atlantian Islands
Bronze Trophy Gauthier
Award for Humor meh
Award for Sarcasm Yootopia
Award for Insanity meh
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Pure Metal
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkee?
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist meh

Egads.

Last night in bed, at pretty much exactly the same time this thread was posted, I completely randomly thought about how we haven't had one of these threads in forever and how I thought Neo Kervoskia was the one who usually made them.

This is not a good sign.

*disconnects brain from the interwebs*

If the voting ended right now, the clear winners would be:

Grand Prix The Cat-Tribe
Silver Medal TIE
Bronze Medal Potarius
Golden Trophy Lunatic Goofballs
Silver Trophy The South Islands
Bronze Trophy Knights of Liberty
Award for Humor Jhahannam
Award for Sarcasm TIE
Award for Insanity Straughn
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Sinuhuue/Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkee
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Thumbless Pete Crabbe

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It's that time of year again. You may nominate anyone for any award.


The Seventh Posters Awards for Excellency in the Fields of General Debating and Posting.

The following awards are for those whom you believe are skilled debaters. They display a level of eloquence and professionalism that the average debater does not possess. They do not resort to using rhetoric, or if they do it is used minimally. They prove their points and do not resort to simply pulling emotional chords. These debaters are held in deep respect. Flaming is something with which their posts are not familiar. Their responses are not mired in fantasy, are rather based in reality. However, there are different levels of skill and the prizes for this category are listed below:


The following awards are for those posters whom you feel have gained your utmost respect. Their threads are highly anticipated and rarely turn into flames, if ever. Moderators only post their to comment, but never to warn the thread creator. These posters create threads that could be considered classics, the perfect representatives of Generalite culture. This year spammers qualify.

The Grand Prix for General Debating
The Silver Medal for General Debating
The Bronze Medal for General Debating




I realize that certain posters display certain characteristics. These characteristics are what make them unique and personify the very meaning of the words used to describe them. They stand out and they deserve recognition. The titles are self-explanatory:

The Golden Trophy
The Silver Trophy
The Bronze Trophy

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
This award is named after the always humorous Lunatic Goofballs.

The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
This award is for someone whom you believe is the very epitome of sarcastic.

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
This award is for someone whom you think is insane...and enjoying every minute of it!

The Award for Best New Poster
This poster shows an eagerness to learn and has not resorted to insulting others.

Awards of Particular Recognition

Most Effective Moderation
This award is for the moderator whom you believe is the most effective and performs his or her duties with the highest degree of excellency.

Lifetime Achievement Award aka the Drunk Commies Memorial Award
This is the poster whom you believe has earned your respect and is amongst the most honorable of posters. If they were to leave, their presence would be greatly missed. In memory of Drunk Commies.

Zooke Memorial Award for High Charity and Overall Kindess
The Zooke Memorial Award for High Charity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.
Ur doin' it RONG!

And here I thought I had gotten senile...

You mixed up the descriptions and categories. Here's the OP from last time:


The Fifth Posters Awards for Excellency in the Fields of General Debating and Posting.

The following awards are for those whom you believe are skilled debaters. They display a level of eloquence and professionalism that the average debater does not possess. They do not resort to using rhetoric, or if they do it is used minimally. They prove their points and do not resort to simply pulling emotional chords. These debaters are held in deep respect. Flaming is something with which their posts are not familiar. Their responses are not mired in fantasy, are rather based in reality. However, there are different levels of skill and the prizes for this category are listed below:
The Grand Prix for General Debating
The Silver Medal for General Debating
The Bronze Medal for General Debating


The following awards are for those posters whom you feel have gained your utmost respect. Their threads are highly anticipated and rarely turn into flames, if ever. Moderators only post their to comment, but never to warn the thread creator. These posters create threads that could be considered classics, the perfect representatives of Generalite culture. However, there are different levels of posting and the prizes for this category are listed below:
The Golden Trophy
The Silver Trophy
The Bronze Trophy


I realize that certain posters display certain characteristics. These characteristics are what make them unique and personify the very meaning of the words used to describe them. They stand out and they deserve recognition. The titles are self-explanatory:

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
This award is named after the always humorous Lunatic Goofballs.

The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
This award is for someone whom you believe is the very epitamy of sarcastic.

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
This award is for someone whom you think is insane...and enjoying every minute of it!

The Award for Best New Poster
Thsi poster shows an eagerness to learn and has not resorted to insulting others.

Awards of Particular Recognition

Most Effective Moderation
This award is for the moderator whom you believe is the most effective and performs his or her duties with the highest degree of execellency.

Lifetime Achievement Award
This is the poster whom you believe has earned your respect and is amongst the most honorbale of posters. If they were to leave, their presence would be greatly missed.

Zooke Memorial Award for High Charity and Overall Kindess
This is the newest award. It is the The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.

I.e. for your OP, debating should be blue, trophies should be brown, red & yellow should be the same color.

*wants so bad to win something*

We need an award for biggest prick. Id have that one locked up.

Holy God I might win something? :p

WYTYG should get an extra vote.

Don't worry, TSI, this is your year.

Man, I just saw that I totally won something last time. Back when I still had worthy ideas for threads... Ah, sweet youth. *hobbles off*

We need an award for biggest prick. Id have that one locked up.

But then the thread would be locked.
I think the Mods have the greatest say in who to keep out.

WYTYG should get an extra vote.She totally should.

Don't worry, TSI, this is your year.I'll give you my extra vote. *nod*

Grand Prix Bottle
Silver Medal Intangelon
Bronze Medal Dyakovo
Golden Trophy Smunkee
Silver Trophy Rhyno
Bronze Trophy Knights of Liberty
Award for Humor Lunatic Goofballs
Award for Sarcasm Amor Pulchritudo
Award for Insanity Mad Hatters in jeans
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Andaras
Zooke Memorial Award Katganistan
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Jhahannam

Grand Prix Knights of Liberty
Silver Medal Dyakovo
Bronze Medal Free Soviets
Golden Trophy Nanatsu no Tsuki
Silver Trophy Dyakovo
Bronze Trophy Knights of Liberty
Award for Humor New Manvir
Award for Sarcasm Amor Pulchlritudo
Award for Insanity Neo Kervoskia
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkee
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras (he's right, you know ;))
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist (?)
Thanks .:)


Thanks, nice to be noticed.:)

Grand Prix [/b]Cat Tribe
Silver Medal Chumblywumbly
Bronze Medal Yootopia
Golden Trophy Dyakovo,
Silver Trophy Nanatsu no Tsuki
Bronze TrophyKnights of Liberty
Award for Humor Call to power
Award for Sarcasm Greater Trostia
Award for Insanity New Manvir
Most Effective ModerationArdchoille
Lifetime Achievement AwardPeepelonia
Zooke Memorial Award Mr Happy (no idea)
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Trotskyvania.
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Stay puft Marshmallow man (no idea)

Grand Prix Knights of Liberty
Silver Medal Yootopia
Bronze Medal South Islands
Golden Trophy Andaras
Silver Trophy The Atlantian Islands
Bronze Trophy Gauthier
Award for Humor meh
Award for Sarcasm Yootopia
Award for Insanity meh
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Pure Metal
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkee?
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist meh

*Bows graciously*


Thank you, all.

I.e. like this:

And the grand prize for pedantry goes to...

And the grand prize for pedantry goes to...

Dude, it totally didn't make any sense before. Which nobody noticed. Which is a whole different topic in and of itself. :p
And by the time I posted that he had already re-fixed it so post iz gone now. *nod*

*Bows graciously*


Thank you, all.

well you deserve it.
there were other folks i wanted to put on my list but i couldn't fit them on.

I fucking hate these things.

And with that.... POW! I'm gone.

Lifetime Achievement Award Pure Metal

yay!:fluffle:

I fucking hate these things.

And with that.... POW! I'm gone.

But there'll be cake!

Man, I just saw that I totally won something last time. Back when I still had worthy ideas for threads... Ah, sweet youth. *hobbles off*How much younger than now were you last time? :p

Grand Prix Ariddia
Silver Medal Cannot think of a name
Bronze Medal Dempublicents
Golden Trophy Il Ruffino
Silver Trophy Neo Kervoskia
Bronze Trophy Lunatic Goofballs
Award for Humor Barringtonia
Award for Sarcasm Il Ruffino
Award for Insanity Straughn/The Brevious
Lifetime Achievement Award TSI ;)
Zooke Memorial Award Gravlen
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Kilobugya (if we're talking absurd extremes, though: Andaras)

Edited for Best New Poster: Jhahannam

How much younger than now were you last time? :p
In dog years? Lots.

In dog years? Lots.Cheater! :p

Most Effective Moderation LG


:eek:

:D

Grand Prix Arridia
Silver Medal Bottle
Bronze Medal Intangelon
Golden Trophy Ruffy
Silver Trophy Smunkee
Bronze Trophy Neo K
Award for Humor Heikoku
Award for Sarcasm Bottle
Award for Insanity LG
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkee
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Trotskyvania
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Andaluciae

There should be an award for best luker.

:eek:

:D

LG for mod!

We need an award for biggest prick. Id have that one locked up.

Holy God I might win something? :p

No you wouldn't. I've got at least two years more NSG experiance at being a prick. It's an art form.

No you wouldn't. I've got at least two years more NSG experiance at being a prick. It's an art form.

Then I shall learn at your feet sensi.;)

Then I shall learn at your feet sensi.;)

Ahhh, no no no...the prick's path is a solitary one, learnt in isolation.:D

Then I shall learn at your feet sensi.;)

Ahhh, no no no...the prick's path is a solitary one, learnt in isolation.:D

I don't think NSG could handle two TBC's. It'd be hell I say! Hell!

This wouldn't be a popularity contest without a party and nomination pandering.

This is a bitching post about how I'm never mentioned in these threads.

Probably because I'm not good enough at debate to get mentioned for debate skills, not sarcastic enough to be noticeably so, and not very funny. Being mediocre at all trades kinda sucks.

Oh well, I'll go sulk now.
For what it's worth I always like reading your posts. :fluffle:

This wouldn't be a popularity contest without a party and nomination pandering.
I propose the "party your pants off" Party!

I propose the "party your pants off" Party!

I propose "The Pants Party!"

I propose "The Pants Party!"

I extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
hehe, brick ah what would we do without him?
My stomachs ichy, fibre glass doesn't taste like candy floss like that guy said.

I propose "The Pants Party!"
But my party is better because it involves said pants coming off.

:eek:

:D

You diffuse with craziness.

Zooke Memorial Award Gravlen

I'm flattered :) :fluffle:

First three are mainly people I've noted of late...who've made me think a little

Silver Medal: Polliwannacraca - sorry for misspelling.




Zooke Memorial Award Poliwanacraca


ZOMG I've been nominated for things! And I apparently make people think! Oh happy day! :D

Here are a few numbers I found...

Most Awards Won, 6 (Lunatic Goofballs)
Most Awards Nominated, 10 (Eutrusca)
Most Awards Turned Down, 3 (Fass)

Award for Insanity Dyakovo
Award for Best Newcomer Dyakovo

:D

Thanks .:)


Thanks, nice to be noticed.:)

Grand Prix [/b]Cat Tribe
Silver Medal Chumblywumbly
Bronze Medal Yootopia
Golden Trophy Dyakovo,
Silver Trophy Nanatsu no Tsuki
Bronze TrophyKnights of Liberty
Award for Humor Call to power
Award for Sarcasm Greater Trostia
Award for Insanity New Manvir
Most Effective ModerationArdchoille
Lifetime Achievement AwardPeepelonia
Zooke Memorial Award Mr Happy (no idea)
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Trotskyvania.
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Stay puft Marshmallow man (no idea)

LOL, judging by this post, you can have my insanity vote if you wish...

Grand Prix Knights of Liberty
Silver Medal Dyakovo
Bronze Medal Free Soviets
Golden Trophy Nanatsu no Tsuki
Silver Trophy Dyakovo
Bronze Trophy Knights of Liberty
Award for Humor New Manvir
Award for Sarcasm Amor Pulchlritudo
Award for Insanity Neo Kervoskia
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkee
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras (he's right, you know ;))
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist (?)

Language.... Although I suppose the award of Uncommon Insanity would work.... Yep, you've got my nomination for that... For whatever thats worth...

Nominates NM for the most likely to try to shoot a flag out of a gun award.

WHOOHOO!! I got nominated for stuff!

*Celebrates* (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ)

I'm glad to see that Ardchoille is being recognized here. It's certainly deserved.
Yeah, with all those TGs she sends..

Award for Sarcasm IL Ruffino
*like Western PS a little bit more*

Award for Humor: Il Ruffino/Rambhutan
*subtly places money in the palm of your hand*

Award for Sarcasm IL Ruffino
Have you chosen between Communist China and French history yet?

Award for Humor Rufflino
Fixed.
Ur doin' it RONG!

And here I thought I had gotten senile...
I'm only quoting this so I can easily find the proper thingy, and you are senile, you're 38 years old.

Golden Trophy Il Ruffino
Award for Sarcasm Il Ruffino
You must really want those pie crusts..

Golden Trophy Ruffy


There should be an award for best luker.
*humps*

Also: How would we know who the lurkers are? They're invisible! :eek:

I propose "The Pants Party!"

Then I shall form the Anti-Pants party. Power to the Pantless!

I join the pants party too.

I got nominated as the nice guy? Drugs must be involved.

Wow, this is quite an awards ceremony we have going. I know that I, New Limacon, am really happy to be at this award ceremony. I don't know about the rest of you here, but New Limacon sure enjoys watching people receive awards.

Anyway, my nominees:
Grand Prix : The Cat-Tribe (Tribes?)
Silver Medal: Jocabia
Bronze Medal: Barringtonia
Golden Trophy: Yeah, I forget what these awards are for.
Silver Trophy: See above.
Bronze Trophy: Ditto.
Award for Humor: Bann-ed
Award for Sarcasm: Bottle
Award for Insanity: Lunatic Goofballs
Most Effective Moderation: Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award: Katganistan
Zooke Memorial Award: Hasn't been here in a while, but Chandelier
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist: Andaras, of course
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist: Vetalia

Wow, this is quite an awards ceremony we have going. I know that I, New Limacon, am really happy to be at this award ceremony. I don't know about the rest of you here, but New Limacon sure enjoys watching people receive awards.

are you an advocate for capitalism?

are you an advocate for capitalism?

Why yes, I am. :)

Why yes, I am. :)

I would have nominated you if you would have nominated me...

<.<
>.>
<_<

Why yes, I am. :)

well you got lucky because there's a gap in my list for who is to be best capitalist. and it goes to:
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist :The South Limacon

Yootopia votes thuswise :

The Debating ones

The Grand Prix for General Debating - Soheran, because he's really pretty good at it and all that.

The Silver Medal for General Debating - Neesika, because she's also pretty spiff, if somewhat unnecessarily catty at times.

The Bronze Medal for General Debating - LG, when he's interested in doing so, is extremely good as a debator. So I guess he gets the bronze.

These trophy things

Können mich 'mal am Arsch lecken.

Humour

I think LG's probably a bit bored of winning this one for his superbly subtle moderating efforts, so I guess I'll vote for Call to Power, because the poor bugger never gets any recognition for being funny and all that.

Sarcasm

Kann mich 'mal, as previously described in the also slightly unnecessary trophy bit.

Insanity

Seeing as he's in Glasgow, I guess Mad Hatters in Jeans gets to be a pure mento bastard and hence sort of qualify for this one.

OTHER ONES

Best mod - LG. Although Kat is good, as are the others. He's just more casual about it.



I hope it's ok that I've not nominated people for every category. Cheers and all that.

Insanity

Seeing as he's in Glasgow, I guess Mad Hatters in Jeans gets to be a pure mento bastard and hence sort of qualify for this one.


oh so when did i move to Glasgow then?
here's a hint, it's Dundee.
still, i thank you.
:)

oh so when did i move to Glasgow then?
here's a hint, it's Dundee.
still, i thank you.
:)
IIRC, Dundee = about 3 miles away from Glasgow, so I count them as about the same. Note - not actually what I 'recall'!

The Golden Trophy Gravlen
The Silver Trophy Straughn
The Bronze Trophy Bann-ed
The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm IL Ruffino (Why waste a vote on Fass if he's not going to accept it? ;))
The Award for Uncommon Insanity Neo Kervoskia
The Award for Best New Poster First person to bribe me will get my vote.
Most Effective Moderation Steel Butterfly
Lifetime Achievement Award The South Islands--also, cocks.
Zooke Memorial Award Gravlen
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Whereyouthinkyougoing

I haven't had a good year. That's because debates have moved away from the things I know a lot about and more into strange realms of philosophy that I know little of. I don't have the time to read the classics, and so every "debate" is in effect just a lesson for me, so I make mistakes, misinterpret and generally don't convince anyone of anything. So I propose we get back to stuff I know well...

Aaaaanyways:

Grand Prix Soheran
Silver Medal Xenophobialand
Bronze Medal Vittos Ordination

Golden Trophy Trotskylvania
Silver Trophy Soheran
Bronze Trophy Jello Biafra

Award for Best New Poster Nanatsu No Tsuki

Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Soheran

Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Soheran
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Vittos Ordination

I'm only quoting this so I can easily find the proper thingy, and you are senile, you're 38 years old.
Honey, don't get ahead of yourself. According to your count, I'm still, what, 37 till May?

You must really want those pie crusts..
Obv.

Wow, I got three nods for best communist. I wonder if its because they think I take it to the ridiculous extreme or if I'm a shining paragon of what a communist is. :D

Thanks for the support, either way. Better to be guilty than unknown.

The Golden Trophy Gravlen
Zooke Memorial Award Gravlen

:fluffle::fluffle:

*Promises to stop being lazy and bribe with chocolate soon*

Wow, I got three nods for best communist. I wonder if its because they think I take it to the ridiculous extreme or if I'm a shining paragon of what a communist is. :D

Thanks for the support, either way. Better to be guilty than unknown.
Paragon. Shining.

*Promises to stop being lazy and bribe with chocolate soon*
Hey, why did I not get bribed with chocolate?! You only start bribing at two nominations and up? I see how it is... :mad:

Paragon. Shining.

And don't you forget it!!!!1!!

Oh my, I don´t know what to say. Thanks for the honor.
*bows*

We recognize quality. Look. There it is.

REMINDER TO VOTING NSGers and the OP:

The BEST NEW POSTER category was left out of the OP "copy/paste" template. Be sure to cast your vote in that category if you haven't already and you have an opinion.

Also, please make sure your seat-backs and tray-tables are in their fully upright and locked positions. 'Cause that five-degree tilt is the difference between life and death, people.

Ballot template updated.

Wow, I got three nods for best communist. I wonder if its because they think I take it to the ridiculous extreme or if I'm a shining paragon of what a communist is.
Yep. I imagine you now a sparkling gleaming five-sided red polygon.

Ballot template updated.

Thou rockest, and of a devastating hardness.

We recognize quality. Look. There it is.

REMINDER TO VOTING NSGers and the OP:

The BEST NEW POSTER category was left out of the OP "copy/paste" template. Be sure to cast your vote in that category if you haven't already and you have an opinion.

Also, please make sure your seat-backs and tray-tables are in their fully upright and locked positions. 'Cause that five-degree tilt is the difference between life and death, people.

Thanks again.

Oh, cool! I can nominate!

For BEST NEW POSTER I have to say I will nominate Anarchy works. Why, a 100% chaos power on the very first posts he/she made. I know this member doesn´t come on too often but, boy when he/she does, NSG notices.:D

Don't tell TSI, but I'm nominating him for the Humour Award. I can only pray his eyes fell out and/or he forgot how to read so he can't see this.

Don't tell TSI, but I'm nominating him for the Humour Award. I can only pray his eyes fell out and/or he forgot how to read so he can't see this.

We wont tell him.:)

Honey, don't get ahead of yourself. According to your count, I'm still, what, 37 till May?


Obv.
39 forever ;)
:fluffle::fluffle:

*Promises to stop being lazy and bribe with chocolate soon*

Yay!

For BEST NEW POSTER I have to say I will nominate Anarchy works. Why, a 100% chaos power on the very first posts he/she made. I know this member doesn´t come on too often but, boy when he/she does, NSG notices.:D
Second that. He was a hoot! :sniper::mp5::mp5::mp5:

Second that. He was a hoot! :sniper::mp5::mp5::mp5:

Aye aye!

The Silver Medal for General Debating - Neesika, because she's also pretty spiff, if somewhat unnecessarily catty at times.


It's never unnecessary :D

Best new poster: Dry Heads. I don't impress easily.

We wont tell him.:)

What arn't we telling TSI?

What arn't we telling TSI?

That you're pregnant.

That you're pregnant.

With twins!

With twins!

Oh my. This is an issue.



I packed away the "Make the fetus feed us" cookbook, and I don't know what box it's in.

Oh my. This is an issue.



I packed away the "Make the fetus feed us" cookbook, and I don't know what box it's in.

Brilliant!

Oh my. This is an issue.



I packed away the "Make the fetus feed us" cookbook, and I don't know what box it's in.

Under the Hooker Feed.

Under the Hooker Feed.

I buy Hooker Chow. I find it a better product.

My feelings, so hurt.

Surely there is one single person on this fair Forum that harbors some fondness for me?
*licks*

I like ya :)

and also have never been nominated :(

there :)

i know how you feel... i've had my day (iirc i won the Zooke Memorial last time, or the time before that maybe). i was going to nominate myself for everything, out of sheer egotism, but this seems more fun (and a little less douchey ;))
Well, such an act of charity deserves a reward. You two shall spilt my votes. Ruffy was going to get something, but fuck him.

Grand Prix The South Islands
Silver Medal Pure Metal
Bronze Medal The South Islands
Golden Trophy Pure Metal
Silver Trophy The South Islands
Bronze Trophy Pure Metal
Award for Humor The South Islands
Award for Sarcasm Pure Metal
Award for Insanity The South Islands
Most Effective Moderation Pure Metal
Lifetime Achievement Award The South Islands
Zooke Memorial Award Pure Metal
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist The South Islands
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Pure Metal
Best New Poster The Pure Metal Islands

Brilliant!

I try, I try.

*licks*

I like ya :)

and also have never been nominated :(


Well, such an act of charity deserves a reward. You two shall spilt my votes. Ruffy was going to get something, but fuck him.

Grand Prix The South Islands
Silver Medal Pure Metal
Bronze Medal The South Islands
Golden Trophy Pure Metal
Silver Trophy The South Islands
Bronze Trophy Pure Metal
Award for Humor The South Islands
Award for Sarcasm Pure Metal
Award for Insanity The South Islands
Most Effective Moderation Pure Metal
Lifetime Achievement Award The South Islands
Zooke Memorial Award Pure Metal
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist The South Islands
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Pure Metal
Best New Poster The Pure Metal Islands

It´s a Posters Awards Monopoly!!:eek:

I demand more nominations! :p

I'm tempted to announce the winners now.

I'm tempted to announce the winners now.

Oh, yes. Announce them! Please.

I'm tempted to announce the winners now.

You won't do it. Pussy.

No, I am not just bitter because I lost miserably. For the *counts* third? time...

Ok, time to make my own pics.

Grand Prix Cat-Tribes
Silver Medal Neu Leostein
Bronze Medal Soheran
Golden Trophy Jocabia
Silver Trophy Sarkhaan
Bronze Trophy New Limacon
Award for Humor Call to Power
Award for Sarcasm Ruffy
Award for Insanity LG (who else?)
Award for Best Newcomer Nanatsu no Tsuki
Most Effective Moderation Kat
Lifetime Achievement Award Smunkeeville
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Vetalia

Ok, time to make my own pics.

Grand Prix Cat-Tribes
Silver Medal Neu Leostein
Bronze Medal Soheran
Golden Trophy Jocabia
Silver Trophy Sarkhaan
Bronze Trophy New Limacon
Award for Humor Call to Power
Award for Sarcasm Ruffy
Award for Insanity LG (who else?)
Award for Best Newcomer Nanatsu no Tsuki
Most Effective Moderation Kat
Lifetime Achievement Award Smunkeeville
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Vetalia

Once again, thanks for making me a Best Newcomer Award Nominee. I do my best.:D

Once again, thanks for making me a Best Newcomer Award Nominee. I do my best.:D

Considering you've spammed 3,000+ posts in 3 months, I thought you deserved something.

Ok, time to make my own pics.

Grand Prix Cat-Tribes
Silver Medal Neu Leostein
Bronze Medal Soheran
Golden Trophy Jocabia
Silver Trophy Sarkhaan
Bronze Trophy New Limacon
Award for Humor Call to Power
Award for Sarcasm Ruffy
Award for Insanity LG (who else?)
Award for Best Newcomer Nanatsu no Tsuki
Most Effective Moderation Kat
Lifetime Achievement Award Smunkeeville
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Vetalia
w00t for sympathy votes!

Does this mean next time around I can't bitch about never being nominated?

w00t for sympathy votes!

Does this mean next time around I can't bitch about never being nominated?

You can bitch 'till the cows come home.

And by come home, I mean get in meh belly.

Considering you've spammed 3,000+ posts in 3 months, I thought you deserved something.

My super spam-a-licious potential has been recognized once again. Thank you, thank you! But not everything I post is spam.;) I also do LOL Cats.:D

You can bitch 'till the cows come home.

And by come home, I mean get in meh belly.

Strange, but I'll take it.

The winners will be announced in 15 minutes. So finish nominating.

Edit: There's going to be an after-party here - hopefully on par with the NS Office Party.

Where is the awards ceremony being held?

Where is the awards ceremony being held?

Same here. Where?

Here. You think I'm going to create another thread for this? lol

Here. You think I'm going to create another thread for this? lol

Ok, then, announce them already! The wait´s killing me.

I suggest the Vostok Hilton.

Best capitalist whatever Vittos

We´re waiting.

Don't attach too much significance to these choices. No repeats. I skipped some categories.

Grand Prix: AnarchyeL
Silver Medal: Free Soviets
Bronze Medal: The Cat-Tribes
Golden Trophy: Jello Biafra
Silver Trophy: Vetalia
Bronze Trophy: Nobel Hobos (or whatever he is these days)
Award for Humor: RhynoD
Award for Insanity: Kirchensittenbach
Most Effective Moderation: HotRodia (okay, I don't really have a clue, but I like him)
Lifetime Achievement Award: Neu Leonstein
Zooke Memorial Award: Venndee
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist: Trotskylvania
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist: Vittos the City Sacker

The winners of the Seventh Posters Awards are...

The Cat-Tribe for the Grand Prix.
This is CT's first win and third nomination.

Bottle for the Silver Medal.
This is Bottle's third win and fourth nomination.

The South Islands for the Bronze Medal.
This is TSI's first win and third nomination.

Cannot think of a name and Lunatic Goofballs for the Golden Trophy.
This is his second win and second nomination.This is LG's seventh win and eighth nomination.

The South Island for the Silver Trophy.
This is his second win and third nomination.

Knights of Liberty for the Bronze Trophy.
This is his first win and first nomination.

Call to Power and Jhahannam for the Award for Humor.
This is Call to Power's first win and second nomination. It's Jhahannam first win and first nomination.

IL Ruffino for the Award for Outstanding Sarcasm.
This is Ruffy's nth nomination and first win.

Straughn for the Award for Uncommon Insanity.
This is Straughn's first win and second nomination.

Ardchoille for Award for Most Effective Moderation.
This is her first win and first nomination.

Sinuhue for the Lifetime Achievement Award.
This is her third win and fifth nomination.

Smunkeeville for the Zooke Memorial Award.
This is her third win and third nomination.

Andaras for the Skapenroe Award for Best Communist.
This is his first win and first nomination.

Vetalia for the Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist.
This is Vetalia's second win and fourth nomination.

Nanatsu no Tsuki for Best Newcomer.
This is Nanatsu no Tsuki first win and first nomination.

Sinuhue for the Lifetime Achievement Award. This is her third win and fifth nomination.


Wait...really? I won one of these things before?:confused:

Wait...really? I won one of these things before?:confused:

*Checks Excel file*

Golden Poster (2nd)
Golden Trophy (4th)

Knights of Liberty for the Bronze Trophy.
This is his first win and first nomination.



Muwhahahaha....


Oh...speech? I should give a speech? All right....ummm...Id like to thank my parents, my home boy in Heaven JC for always watchin out for me, all those who voted for me, and ummmm and I want world peace.

*Checks Excel file*

Golden Poster (2nd)
Golden Trophy (4th)

Wow. I can't believe someone out there keeps track:D

Anyway, thank you all, Sumamba Buwhan will be here to provide oral sex to anyone of legal age.

Then I shall form the Anti-Pants party. Power to the Pantless!

But but but....The Party in my Pants is all well and good........

And totally innocent, yes innocent...

The winners of the Seventh Posters Awards are...

The Cat-Tribe for the Grand Prix.
This is CT's first win and third nomination.

Bottle for the Silver Medal.
This is Bottle's third win and fourth nomination.

The South Islands for the Bronze Medal.
This is TSI's first win and third nomination.

Cannot think of a name and Lunatic Goofballs for the Golden Trophy.
This is his second win and second nomination.This is LG's seventh win and eighth nomination.

The South Island for the Silver Trophy.
This is his second win and third nomination.

Knights of Liberty for the Bronze Trophy.
This is his first win and first nomination.

Call to Power and Jhahannam for the Award for Humor.
This is Call to Power's first win and second nomination. It's Jhahannam first win and first nomination.

IL Ruffino for the Award for Outstanding Sarcasm.
This is Ruffy's nth nomination and first win.

Straughn for the Award for Uncommon Insanity.
This is Straughn's first win and second nomination.

Ardchoille for Award for Most Effective Moderation.
This is her first win and first nomination.

Sinuhue for the Lifetime Achievement Award.
This is her third win and fifth nomination.

Smunkeeville for the Zooke Memorial Award.
This is her third win and third nomination.

Andaras for the Skapenroe Award for Best Communist.
This is his first win and first nomination.

Vetalia for the Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist.
This is Vetalia's second win and fourth nomination.

Nanatsu no Tsuki for Best Newcomer.
This is Nanatsu no Tsuki first win and first nomination.

I won! OMG! What to say? Hm...
Thank you for the nomination and award. Yes. That.

Aw, I didn't want to win anyway. The Nishgies (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542557&highlight=nishgies) are better.

Ah well...Next year in the promised land, eh?

*pounds some manischewitz*
*pukes*
*swaps to beer*

Wooo! I're Winner!

...and how the hell did I win an award for debating? Its a source of pride for me to have never engaged in an intellectual conversation in my entire time at NSG.

*Checks Excel file*
You have an Excel file for these? Awesome. :p

Wooo! I're Winner!

...and how the hell did I win an award for debating? Its a source of pride for me to have never engaged in an intellectual conversation in my entire time at NSG.

Yes, but it is a smaller pride for you than the other 10,000 posters here. :)

Wooo! I're Winner!

...and how the hell did I win an award for debating? Its a source of pride for me to have never engaged in an intellectual conversation in my entire time at NSG.

Well, there was that time...

and then you....


well, we did create the Michigan/BU rivalry...that's gotta count for something?

Wooo! I're Winner!

...and how the hell did I win an award for debating? Its a source of pride for me to have never engaged in an intellectual conversation in my entire time at NSG. Iz not for debating, iz for: "The following awards are for those posters whom you feel have gained your utmost respect. Their threads are highly anticipated and rarely turn into flames, if ever. Moderators only post there to comment, but never to warn the thread creator. These posters create threads that could be considered classics, the perfect representatives of Generalite culture. This year spammers qualify. "

Reputation not ruined.

You have an Excel file for these? Awesome. :p

I have one NSG file that I use for my popularity contests.

Iz not for debating, iz for: "The following awards are for those posters whom you feel have gained your utmost respect. Their threads are highly anticipated and rarely turn into flames, if ever. Moderators only post there to comment, but never to warn the thread creator. These posters create threads that could be considered classics, the perfect representatives of Generalite culture. This year spammers qualify. "

Reputation not ruined.

But I won the bronze medal. Medals are for debating prowess!

HOW COULD SUCH A TRAVESTY COME TO PASS!?

I likely would've gotten a lot more nominations, had I kept up my posting as I did way back when. However, life's taken a hold of me, so I have less time for NSG than I did in those days, and that's what happens.

But keggers are more fun than a forum any day.

But I won the bronze medal. Medals are for debating prowess!

HOW COULD SUCH A TRAVESTY COME TO PASS!?
You won two things! :eek: I did not even see. Shame on me for doubting your mad debating skillz.

Reputation totally ruined.

If the voting ended right now, the clear winners would be:

Grand Prix The Cat-Tribe
Silver Medal TIE
Bronze Medal Potarius
Golden Trophy Lunatic Goofballs
Silver Trophy The South Islands
Bronze Trophy Knights of Liberty
Award for Humor Jhahannam
Award for Sarcasm TIE
Award for Insanity Straughn
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Sinuhuue/Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkee
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Thumbless Pete Crabbe


Eh? I only see one person having nominated me, and that's... Me. So, unless my vote equals several dozen, then your math is very wrong. Of course, my vote should equal several dozen (millions), but we can't always make our own rules now, can we? But 16,921 posts at this mark after just over three years surely means something, right?

Right?

At that point there were half a dozen people with one vote. You had two. Yours and mine.

definitely a guy, a pretty boy, but a guy nonetheless..
http://www.allstarswallpapers.com/GACKT_PAGE/Originale/GalleryJustGackt2/JustGackt223.jpg
\/ Nanatsu \/
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Nanatsu30-10-2005-05.jpg

Not yet, give me some time and I'll find one though...

Nanatsu is prettier. ;)

Nanatsu is prettier. ;)

*blushes*

You won two things! :eek: I did not even see. Shame on me for doubting your mad debating skillz.

Reputation totally ruined.

I'm so sad. :(

Perhaps I can sell it for cash, which is almost as good as money.

I kvetched about it missing in my post, then forgot to put it IN my post...

Award for Best New Poster Natasu no Tsuki

At that point there were half a dozen people with one vote. You had two. Yours and mine.

Yeah, I just noticed that.

Though higher beings such as ourselves deserve, shall we say... Magical Powers.

The mods know of what I speak.

Neo-K, perhaps you should post the results in the OP, so people can bask in my glorious light.

Grand Prix Neo Art
Silver Medal Barringtonia
Bronze Medal Kyronea
Golden Trophy Lunatic Goofballs
Silver Trophy The Cat-Tribe
Bronze Trophy Myrmidionisia
Award for Humor Grave_n_Idle
Award for Sarcasm The Atlantian Islands
Award for Insanity The Parkus Empire
Best New Poster Nanatsu No Tsuki
Most Effective Moderation Ardchoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Sinuhue/Neesika
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Canuck Heaven (sorry, Andaras)
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Thumbless Pete Crabbe

Thank you very much for your nomination of me, Intangelon.

Overall, I agree with your nominations for the other categories as well, especially for Nanatsu No Tsuki.

Grand Prix Neo Art
Silver Medal Barringtonia
Bronze Medal Jocabia
Golden Trophy The Cat Tribes
Silver Trophy Muravyets
Bronze Trophy Jocabia
Award for Humor CanuckHeaven (Due to Joke Thread)
Award for Sarcasm Knights of Liberty
Award for Insanity greed and death
Award for Best Newcomer Nanatsu no Tsuki
Most Effective Moderation Ardichoille
Lifetime Achievement Award Smunkeeville
Zooke Memorial Award Neesika
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Myrmidonesia

Anybody nominate me for something?

Anybody nominate me for something?

I nominated you for Humor.

Oh, well. Another year. It isn't about winning, really, it's just an honor to be nominated... that honor will also wait another year. SIGH.

Oh, well. Another year. It isn't about winning, really, it's just an honor to be nominated... that honor will also wait another year. SIGH.

I waited 5.

I waited 5.

5?! Okay, tell me all the bribes/threats/sexual promises you used so I can check them off my list.

I nominated you for Humor.

Good man. Or woman. You will be blessed with much spam.

Also, I nominate myself for sarcasm with the following question:
Could I be any more sarcastic?

5?! Okay, tell me all the bribes/threats/sexual promises you used so I can check them off my list.

Just one thing.

Everything.

For what it's worth I always like reading your posts. :fluffle:

Oh my goodness... I'm the recipient of a fluffle... I feel pleasantly scandalized :)

And again, I'm lurking enough to not be the winner of any award :D Maybe I'll be active enough this year... Maybe :p

*wears Golden Trophy in a strategic location*

Thanks to everyone who voted for me. Entertaining you entertains me, but it's nice to occasionally be recognized as good at it.

CToAN can wear it when I'm done. :D

Zooke Memorial Award: Hasn't been here in a while, but Chandelier


Ooh, thanks for the nomination. I didn't expect anyone to nominate me for anything. :) And I've been around...every day, actually. I just don't post very much.

Ooh, thanks for the nomination. I didn't expect anyone to nominate me for anything. :) And I've been around...every day, actually. I just don't post very much.

I guess I do to some extent - post much - but I also expected nothing, I've always been happy to feel anonymous.

Merci.

Grand Prix The Cat Tribe
Silver Medal Katganistan
Bronze Medal Bottle
Golden Trophy Cannot Think Of A Name
Silver Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Award for Humor Jhaninananana.... Whatever the hell his name is. You know who I mean.
Award for Sarcasm Anti-Social Darwinism
Award for Insanity The Mods for letting me stay this long. :)
Most Effective Moderation Archdoile
Lifetime Achievement Award Big Jim P
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Andaras
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist --this space for rent--

Grand Poobah of Popularity Contests: Neo Kervoskia

Well, I haven't been here a lifetime (yet), even though it seems like it sometimes, But thanks for the nomination.

Any suggestions for next year?

Any suggestions for next year?

An award that only TBC can win and everybody has to nominate him for?

Any suggestions for next year?

The IL Ruffino Scholarship

Must be 18 - 21 years old to qualify.
Must write a short paragraph on what IL Ruffino means to you.
Must have at least 1000 posts to your name.


Applicant with the most votes gets a year's supply of alcohol/drugs or one night of kinky sex with Whereyouthinkyougoing.

The Negro Award

Must be at least 1/2 black to qualify.

The Negro Award

Must be at least 1/2 black to qualify.


But how do you choose out of those two?

But how do you choose out of those two?

Fried chicken eating contest.

Any suggestions for next year?

The Fass Award for Award Shunning.

:)

I know. Just as you would win if the Greatest Provider of Smilies Award were to be awarded on NSG.German Nightmare was quite good at that too.

German Nightmare was quite good at that too.

Where is he, anyway?

I don't know about that...
I just save every smiley in case I see an opportunity to use it somewhere down the road.
That was my first foray into regular *Favorites* function usage. Before the porn, of course.

Where is he, anyway?I really, really don't know. :(
Hopefully somewhere good, with a lot of sex, like Gartref is apparently getting now.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/014.gif

I'd join in the bitching, but I won Sexiest this year and am fully satisfied for now =D
Yeah, but your Sexiest NS Pimp potential remains sadly unfulfilled. :(

Bronze Trophy: CToaN or WYTYG, whoever begs most.

You know i have every intention of carefully observing that.

I really, really don't know. :(
Hopefully somewhere good, with a lot of sex, like Gartref is apparently getting now.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/014.gif

Or Legless Pirates.

But what's really bugging me is the absence of Lascivious Maximus. Where the hell has he gone?