NationStates Jolt Archive

That's right, I am a virgin and proud of it. Many people these days are all too happy to loose their virginities, to satiate carnal lusts and gonads. But oh, not me. I strive for purity of mind and spirit, despite living in this descended society.
So friends, it is not too late to reclaim what was stolen from you. Abstain forever, and live in moral purity. You will feel better.

No I won't, but you have fun with that :rolleyes:

I've been asexual for my whole life...

Which isn't exactly a very long time.

Which isn't exactly a very long time.

But not over yet, and there are asexuals a lot older than me who also have been asexual for their whole lives.

Nope. It's morning sickness, swollen legs, back pain, constant need to pee, swollen and sore breasts, wasting a fortune on pregnancy clothes, and about 20 hours of labour.

That's a bit more than mere terminology. ;)

That makes no sense in relation to my comment.

I was just talking about responsibility and an interesting ideosyncracy of language, I wasn't trying to posit that both go through the same experience.

And relation to the asexuality thing - some people are homosexual, and we have no right to call that abnormal or not accept that it exists, in the same way that some people are straight, some are transgender and that some people are asexual.

They're all as valid as each other and none has the right to call another abnormal.

but to say I have "no right" is absurd, and demonstrably false.

Demonstrably? Really?

And relation to the asexuality thing - some people are homosexual, and we have no right to call that abnormal or not accept that it exists, in the same way that some people are straight, some are transgender and that some people are asexual.

They're all as valid as each other and none has the right to call another abnormal.

What in the world do you mean "no right"? I have the right to call anyone abnormal. Whether we should do it as a matter of being polite and socially concious or not is another story, but to say I have "no right" is absurd, and demonstrably false.

What in the world do you mean "no right"? I have the right to call anyone abnormal. Whether we should do it as a matter of being polite and socially concious or not is another story, but to say I have "no right" is absurd, and demonstrably false.

Oh for goodness' sake.

I don't mean 'a right' as in the political sense or the civil sense, I just mean it as in the turn of phrase.



Shall I rephrase what I said so that you won't be confused if you take it absolutely literally?

"...they're all as valid as each other and none should, within social politeness, bearing in mind the acceptance of others and recognition of individual differences, call another abnormal."

That's right, I am a virgin and proud of it. Many people these days are all too happy to loose their virginities, to satiate carnal lusts and gonads. But oh, not me. I strive for purity of mind and spirit, despite living in this descended society.
So friends, it is not too late to reclaim what was stolen from you. Abstain forever, and live in moral purity. You will feel better.
After reading your post, I decided it is time to go to bed with my wife, and enjoy some carnal lust. :D

After reading your post, I decided it is time to go to bed with my wife, and enjoy some carnal lust. :D

I thought the same thing, and then realized that I don't know where she is or what she looks like ;)

ai vill slap ju
stupid ass ho
lurn hao to spel kuretkly ju stupid sanava bitch
just bicaz jur jealous of my spellink purfection daz not mean ju have to bitch about it
so shat da fak ap and go slap jurself

:confused:

Slap yourself for having the inability to spell correctly.

ai vill slap ju
stupid ass ho
lurn hao to spel kuretkly ju stupid sanava bitch
just bicaz jur jealous of my spellink purfection daz not mean ju have to bitch about it
so shat da fak ap and go slap jurself

That's right, I am a virgin and proud of it. Many people these days are all too happy to loose their virginities, to satiate carnal lusts and gonads. But oh, not me. I strive for purity of mind and spirit, despite living in this descended society.

Good luck.


So friends, it is not too late to reclaim what was stolen from you. Abstain forever, and live in moral purity. You will feel better.

How does one become a not not-virgin?

I thought the same thing, and then realized that I don't know where she is or what she looks like ;)

Haha. :D

:confused:

"I will slap you
stupid ass ho
learn how to spell correctly you stupid son of a bitch
just because you're jealous of my spelling perfection does not mean you have to bitch about it
so shut the fuck up and go slap yourself"

In case you actually needed the translation.

No, I actually could read it, it was just so hugely sad and stupid :(

But it makes such an awesome rap song.

How does one become a not not-virgin?
see below

Born Again Virgin -
noun. A person who has not had sex in an unusally long time. The most common manifestation of this state is an anxiousness or nervousness about and around members of the appropriate gender and/or species that is eerily similar to that in sex obsessed teens.

"I will slap you
stupid ass ho
learn how to spell correctly you stupid son of a bitch
just because you're jealous of my spelling perfection does not mean you have to bitch about it
so shut the fuck up and go slap yourself"

In case you actually needed the translation.

No, I actually could read it, it was just so hugely sad and stupid :(

Uhhhh.... just wondering...... quick unscientific survey here.... don't most of us remember where we put our virginity? So it's not really lost, is it?

And I say...
Screw until you drop. Sex is a wonderful thing. Matta ne!;)

No, I actually could read it, it was just so hugely sad and stupid :(

Aye. :(

No, I actually could read it, it was just so hugely sad and stupid :(

awww cry me a freaking river
suck mah dick

Uhhhh.... just wondering...... quick unscientific survey here.... don't most of us remember where we put our virginity? So it's not really lost, is it?

I can imagine using that as some strange way to get back with the person you 'lost' it to.

"Oh, heeey, I've been looking for my virginity, and now that I've found it, I'm here to take it back."

ai vill slap ju
stupid ass ho
lurn hao to spel kuretkly ju stupid sanava bitch
just bicaz jur jealous of my spellink purfection daz not mean ju have to bitch about it
so shat da fak ap and go slap jurself

engrish and lolcat are rolling in their graves

Well I was thinking of two pregnant lesbians, but this is much stranger.

There's definitely a video i saw a few days back that worked along those lines.

That makes no sense in relation to my comment.

I was just talking about responsibility and an interesting ideosyncracy of language, I wasn't trying to posit that both go through the same experience.

You were talking about a pregnant couple. That would imply an entity that experiences something as one. Which they don't.
She's pregnant and, if she decides to carry it to term, will most likely go through some or all of the above.
He isn't pregnant, and will not go through any physical hardship for getting her pregnant.

You were talking about a pregnant couple. That would imply an entity that experiences something as one. Which they don't.
She's pregnant and, if she decides to carry it to term, will most likely go through some or all of the above.
He isn't pregnant, and will not go through any physical hardship for getting her pregnant.

Ohhhh I don't know! Are you forgeting the 'oligitary' hand squeezeing while she is givong birth. That can be very painfull.:D

Ohhhh I don't know! Are you forgeting the 'oligitary' hand squeezeing while she is givong birth. That can be very painfull.:D

Oh, believe me, I intend to make that very, VERY painful for my BF. I like sharing, you know? ;)

Oh, believe me, I intend to make that very, VERY painful for my BF. I like sharing, you know? ;)

Ahhh you're so nice.

Ahhh you're so nice.

Heh, he told me the other day he's looking forward to it. I suspect he's got NO clue what he's talking about...

Heh, he told me the other day he's looking forward to it. I suspect he's got NO clue what he's talking about...

Well perhaps not. when my wife was giving birth to our second, well I can only say she changed. It was the first and last time I had ever heard her scream 'where's the fuckin' drugs'

You were talking about a pregnant couple. That would imply an entity that experiences something as one. Which they don't.
She's pregnant and, if she decides to carry it to term, will most likely go through some or all of the above.
He isn't pregnant, and will not go through any physical hardship for getting her pregnant.

Again, you're taking what I said far too literally.

Never mind.

HAAAAAAAAAHAHA

ur a virgin cuz no woman will sleep with ju
sad lil bastard

a woman wants a man with experience
not a stiff lil wanker like u

slap urself for making this post
and slap ur mother for raising u to be a girl

Slap yourself for having the inability to spell correctly.

And for being a prick and contributing nothing to this conversation.

Best responses to a stupid comment ever!

awww cry me a freaking river
suck mah dick



You fail.

You fail.

Unless he was trying to demonstrate stupidity, then...

Pass, with flying colors

You fail.

and ur gay
failure is emminent

Best responses to a stupid comment ever!

just like ur mom

engrish and lolcat are rolling in their graves

i dont speak fucking english
fak that shit

Unless he was trying to demonstrate stupidity, then...

Pass, with flying colors

u jew

Oo a new troll. How long will this one last?!

*takes bets*

and ur gay
failure is emminent


Bravo.

and ur gay
failure is emminent

As is your deletion.

u jew

Oh, I'm soooo insulted... :rolleyes:

How about: go away. Two days should be long enough.

Aww, I'll miss him...

NOT!

ai vill slap ju
stupid ass ho
lurn hao to spel kuretkly ju stupid sanava bitch
just bicaz jur jealous of my spellink purfection daz not mean ju have to bitch about it
so shat da fak ap and go slap jurself

awww cry me a freaking river
suck mah dick

and ur gay
failure is emminent

just like ur mom

i dont speak fucking english
fak that shit

u jew

How about: go away. Two days should be long enough.

Mmmm, a pretend anonymous...

Anyways, while I respect the OP's choice to stay a virgin, I'd say s/he will be missing on a part of life. Haven't you heard of tantric practices? Sex is also a device/way to reach purity of mind.

That and have you ever noticed the increased aggressiveness when you haven't got off in a while? Well... I do.

I'm glad I generated such debate.

i dont speak fucking englishErm, redundant much?

Mmmm, a pretend anonymous...

Anyways, while I respect the OP's choice to stay a virgin, I'd say s/he will be missing on a part of life. Haven't you heard of tantric practices? Sex is also a device/way to reach purity of mind.

That and have you ever noticed the increased aggressiveness when you haven't got off in a while? Well... I do.

It's good to be aggressive. The weak are just killed by the strong.

It's good to be aggressive. The weak are just killed by the strong.

Yes, but you'll be weak and aggressive. Grounds for a quick, brutal smackdown.

I'm glad I generated such debate.

Try bumping uglies, not threads. You'll enjoy it more.

It's good to be aggressive. The weak are just killed by the strong.

This stance is probably best served on a different thread, context optional.

Try bumping uglies, not threads.Sigworthy.
And, for some, it's the best they can do.

bump

bump

Six days is probably long enough to consider a thread dead, no?

Might want to take what you've learned from this thread and refine your question, then reflect on it and start a new thread based on a new rendition. I'm by no means an authority, but gravedigging usually earns you a lock.

That's right, I am a virgin and proud of it. Many people these days are all too happy to loose their virginities, to satiate carnal lusts and gonads. But oh, not me. I strive for purity of mind and spirit, despite living in this descended society.
So friends, it is not too late to reclaim what was stolen from you. Abstain forever, and live in moral purity. You will feel better.

I just wat to take this time to say: thank you, thank you! Really thank you so much for removing your self from the genepool. (My apollogies to anyone who has already done this bit.)

listen, understand that sex is important to a lot of us. it makes us feel closer to our partners. as far as the marrige thing, i have asked my partner to marry me two times before but she has said no. she has been married twice, the last time to a @#$@rd who beat her. she is not ready and may never be. dose that mean we should not do it? i don't think so!

I just wat to take this time to say: thank you, thank you! Really thank you so much for removing your self from the genepool. (My apollogies to anyone who has already done this bit.)

Actually, I'm not sure whether it's a good thing or a bad thing...