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Can you believe I actually fell for it?
Yes, yes I can :D

:fluffle:
Is Mr. Astley making an appearance in that link? Oh Grav, you card :p
I'm not one to let a meme pass by untested when I'm made aware of it - so I had to do it! :p

Yes, she has many, MANY secrets ... not just quickly disappearing pix ... but her ability to not sleep and go on marathon posting runs whenever she likes, depriving herself of what ordinary posters desperately need, sleep, in order to remain coherent.
This is true. I marvel at her ability to stay up through the night. I myself become sleep-drunk rather quickly after 1 am :)
*throws coffee at Straughn*

How dare you imply that the eradication the the hippopotamii from the South East peninsula was a good thing! They've lived there longer than the Guatemalan coffee bean pickers have, and you're just going to sit here with your smug little factitious smirk of glorified Capitalism! In the sense that we were both humans at one point, I dare say you've crossed the line! Off with your unfair taxation!

Humbug, I say! Humbug!
Hear hear! Well said, young sir...

http://209.85.12.231/11055/49/emo/lolani.gif

Yes, yes I can :D

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:(:mad::upyours::p

I just had to do that.

Hay guys, did you hear, it's Christmas Eve! I'm sure this news is shocking to many of you.

Hay guys, did you hear, it's Christmas Eve! I'm sure this news is shocking to many of you.

Uh...not really.

(Throws athletic cup onto TMoS's head)

Now that's just good thinking.

*TMoS throws it at Robotic Santa, who promptly blows up taking out the entire NSG office building and NSG city with it. However, a holiday miracle occurs, and no damage is done. Robot Santa Clause reassembles himself*

I'll be back when you least expect it, NEXT CHRISTMAS EVE! Next Time, I'll bring my Army of Elves with me.

*Robot Santa Clause flies away in his Sleigh laughing*

Uh...not really.

How did you know :eek:

*TMoS throws it at Robotic Santa, who promptly blows up taking out the entire NSG office building and NSG city with it. However, a holiday miracle occurs, and no damage is done. Robot Santa Clause reassembles himself*

I'll be back when you least expect it, NEXT CHRISTMAS EVE! Next Time, I'll bring my Army of Elves with me.

*Robot Santa Clause flies away in his Sleigh laughing*

Yeah, like I wouldn't expect that, now that you told me.

How did you know :eek:

My head is't a mashed potato, y'know.

Hello? Anybody there?

Hello? Anybody there?

Not so you'd notice. *Looks for robot Santa, furtively.* Shhh, he may still be here.

*Sees Office Party is Back*

*Runs into flying ships full of Vikings*

*Returns to Office Party with countless barrels of Mead*

*Puts sign up*

*Sign reads*

"Kill a Viking in Bar Brawl and Win a Barrel of Mead"

I only kill for fun.

*crosses arms*

*Sees Office Party is Back*

*Runs into flying ships full of Vikings*

*Returns to Office Party with countless barrels of Mead*

*Puts sign up*

*Sign reads*

"Kill a Viking in Bar Brawl and Win a Barrel of Mead"

*Starts fight with Viking. Slips pipe bomb in his pants.* Win!

*Sees Office Party is Back*

*Runs into flying ships full of Vikings*

*Returns to Office Party with countless barrels of Mead*

*Puts sign up*

*Sign reads*

"Kill a Viking in Bar Brawl and Win a Barrel of Mead"

*Borrows Zantetsukin and Slepnir from Odin*

LETS GET IT ON!!!!

Not so you'd notice. *Looks for robot Santa, furtively.* Shhh, he may still be here.

Nah. He exploded.

zomg, 8 minutes till Santa!

Wow, booze stolen from Ruffy and party paid for by Ifreann? If only this were real life...

I am going to order a badly-mixed martini and slosh it on myself when somebody bumps me. Happens at every office party. *sigh*

Wow, booze stolen from Ruffy and party paid for by Ifreann? If only this were real life...

I am going to order a badly-mixed martini and slosh it on myself when somebody bumps me. Happens at every office party. *sigh*

Pleasebewearingawhitetop, pleasebewearingawhitetop, pleasebewearingawhitetop, pleasebewearingawhitetop.

:p

zomg, 8 minutes till Santa!

Really, 8? Oh yeah, you elsewhere. Let me know if he is awesome!

(Drinks 21 shots, grabs a guitar, and starts playing and singing "Aces High")

Bang your heads, people!

Really, 8? Oh yeah, you elsewhere. Let me know if he is awesome!

Okey doke :)

(Drinks 21 shots, grabs a guitar, and starts playing and singing "Aces High")

Bang your heads, people!

Aces high? Man alive, you would be in the hospital with 21 shots. You know what a catheter feels like? ;)

It's technically Christmas Day in the only timezone that counts, GMT!

Merry Christmas NSG!

Aces high? Man alive, you would be in the hospital with 21 shots. You know what a catheter feels like? ;)
Iron Maiden track, it's awesome. And I suspect 21 shots in a row might hospitalise anybody...

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Oh, GMT, you are the bane of my existence. *sigh*

Oh, GMT, you are the bane of my existence. *sigh*

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

Oh man, I can't take it any longer. I have to tell them about us, I want to shout it from the rooftops! I don't care what people say!

I <3 Ifreann and also macaroni and cheese!

:D

Oh man, I can't take it any longer. I have to tell them about us, I want to shout it from the rooftops! I don't care what people say!

I <3 Ifreann and also macaroni and cheese!

:D

I love you toooooooooooooooooooooooo! :fluffle:

I wonder if my parents will kill me for marrying a jew :p

I love you toooooooooooooooooooooooo! :fluffle:

I wonder if my parents will kill me for marrying a jew :p

Oh my! Well I am a Jew "lite." Maybe that will help.

Oh my! Well I am a Jew "lite." Maybe that will help.

Probably. We'll wait till after the wedding to tell them *nods*

Ummm...they'll know before then, since you'll have to do the whole "lightbulb-crushing" thing during the ceremony and then we'll do the circle dance and hoist the chairs...yeah, they'd know.

Hmmm, this is true. And they might notice that all the guys on the bride's side have yarmulkes. And that the priest is awfully hairy.

Probably. We'll wait till after the wedding to tell them *nods*

Ummm...they'll know before then, since you'll have to do the whole "lightbulb-crushing" thing during the ceremony and then we'll do the circle dance and hoist the chairs...yeah, they'd know.

Aces high? Man alive, you would be in the hospital with 21 shots. You know what a catheter feels like? ;)

I just took that number from the "21" game I'd heard of in health class (we were doing a unit on alcohol) I really don't doubt that either.

Iron Maiden track, it's awesome. And I suspect 21 shots in a row might hospitalise anybody...

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

What he said. I just can't get enough of that song. Besides, I'm drunk, so I can play a guitar and belt like Bruce Dickinson. (People have told me I do the chorus from "Run to the Hills" pretty well)

Cute! I couldn't deal with the small amount of pain involved in learning to play the guitar.

Cute! I couldn't deal with the small amount of pain involved in learning to play the guitar.

Actually, I pretty much suck at playing the guitar, but I'm online and playing drunk, so I can do things I really can't. (I can't chord change for the life of me, so I gave up) Besides, I think it's impossible to play and sing Aces High at the same time.

Ahh, time to go set out the Reindeer Traps before he gets here. I plan on having Blitzen burgers tomorrow, and Rudolph Jerky later on. Anyone want some Deer meat?

Reindeer is a very nice meat...put me in for a few steaks :)

*Borrows Zantetsukin and Slepnir from Odin*

LETS GET IT ON!!!!
*Gets it on* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA)


um... Viking style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpDo0BdC2SU)

Wow, booze stolen from Ruffy and party paid for by Ifreann? If only this were real life...

I am going to order a badly-mixed martini and slosh it on myself when somebody bumps me. Happens at every office party. *sigh*
I have a drink for you... And not only that:

Hhhhh -
*Bumps*

Sorry 'bout that ;)
It's technically Christmas Day in the only timezone that counts, GMT!

Merry Christmas NSG!


http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9717/xmasbiggrinvg3.gif MERRY CHRISTMAS NSG! http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/9071/xmassmileit7.gif

:D
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Oh man, I can't take it any longer. I have to tell them about us, I want to shout it from the rooftops! I don't care what people say!

I <3 Ifreann and also macaroni and cheese!

:eek:

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!






Mac and cheese isn't that good...

Hmmm, this is true. And they might notice that all the guys on the bride's side have yarmulkes. And that the priest is awfully hairy.
It's MacGyver? Or Chewbaka??

Ummm...they'll know before then, since you'll have to do the whole "lightbulb-crushing" thing during the ceremony and then we'll do the circle dance and hoist the chairs...yeah, they'd know.
Meh, you can fool them. Just tell them it's the environmentally friendly way to dispose of a lightbulb, and one just happened to go dark just then - and the circle dance is to step on the bugs, and the hoisting of the chairs is due to a water leak, and the bride and groom shouldn't get wet. There's a lot of things you can do and say! :)

:sniper: I know I am getting a raise. Me and the bosses daughter did something she will never forget. But now it's time to play mofia games!:gundge::mp5::mp5::mp5:

Reindeer is a very nice meat...put me in for a few steaks :)

*Puts Tribes down for all the steaks from Comet.*

Dear Gravlen: You are certifiable, my man. And that's why you are great. :cool:

I welcome baby Jesus by eating chotolate peanutbutter cookies and drinking Godiva liquor mixed with coffee vodka and milk. *burps*

Ah, tastes like smoked kielbasa!

*promises to be plastered by 2AM.*

How's that hangover, then, Ruffy?

Ach, that's a shame.

EDIT: Santa gave me a timewarp!

Merry Christmas people! I am allergic to the tree we got. This is why I need to stay all the way Jewish. :rolleyes:

*Brings radioactive waste*

Uh, hey guys. Here's a gift from Jersey, don't let Ruffy or LG near it, though.

How's that hangover, then, Ruffy?

Quite pleasant, really.

*Brings radioactive waste*

Uh, hey guys. Here's a gift from Jersey, don't let Ruffy or LG near it, though.

*jumps in*

Quite pleasant, really.

Somehow, I seriously doubt that.

Somehow, I seriously doubt that.

Says the kid who never drank before.

Merry Christmas people! I am allergic to the tree we got. This is why I need to stay all the way Jewish. :rolleyes:

:eek: Oy vey!

http://www.friedmanarchives.com/Too%20Unusual%20to%20Sell/images/Oil%20of%20Oy%20Vey%20-%20One%205x7.jpg

Says the kid who never drank before.

Well, what do I know?

:eek: Oy vey!

http://www.friedmanarchives.com/Too%20Unusual%20to%20Sell/images/Oil%20of%20Oy%20Vey%20-%20One%205x7.jpg

(Steals picture)

I am happy to announce that I have successfully captured all of Santa's reindeer, slaughtered them, and had them sent off to a meat packing plant for conversion into food.

I will be giving away for free, all of the meat.

Iron Maiden track, it's awesome. And I suspect 21 shots in a row might hospitalise anybody...

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!Not Andre the Giant.

*Starts fight with Viking. Slips pipe bomb in his pants.* Win!*Viking's body parts turn into mead*

*Borrows Zantetsukin and Slepnir from Odin*

LETS GET IT ON!!!!*Viking horde bows before Shadow and offers countless barrels of mead to their new god.*:D

*Viking horde bows before Shadow and offers countless barrels of mead to their new god.*:D

*In booming godlike voice*

Come, let us go to Valhalla, and feast in celebration of the new year! FEAST!

*Drinks a couple barrels of mead like they were shot glasses*

(Starts playing and singing "The Immigrant Song")

*Brings in stereo, cranks up volume to full. Play High School Never Ends by Bowling For Soup*

(Starts playing and singing "The Immigrant Song")

*Brings in stereo, cranks up volume to full. Play High School Never Ends by Bowling For Soup*

(Puts amp up to eleven)

(Puts amp up to eleven)

So its a battle you want!

*brings in his guitar and biggest amp he can find*

So its a battle you want!

*brings in his guitar and biggest amp he can find*

(Puts up a giant stack of 500-watt amps)

Yes, those do exist.

Let the battle commence!

*begins playing*

>.>
*Cuts main power line to the office building*
<.<

Let the battle commence!

*begins playing*

Whatever, dude. (Begins playing)

>.>
*Cuts main power line to the office building*
<.<

(Hits Ifreann with a blunt object and restores power)

>.>
*Cuts main power line to the office building*
<.<

Damn it Ifreann!

Oops. ;)

*Uses the powers of the Norse Gods to coerce a continuous uninteruptible stream of power to the building, and more importantly, the musical battle taking place, to come into being. Gods help whosoever tries to destroy it.*

Thank you.

Thank you.

What can I say, I like using Divine powers to help those without them. :)

What can I say, I like using Divine powers to help those without them. :)

(Continues guitar battle)

I hereby decree, that whosoever wins this battle shall win an electric guitar made by Thor himself.

(Starts playing and singing "The Immigrant Song")
*Expells from country*

Oops, sorry, it was a reflexive action ;)
I hereby decree, that whosoever wins this battle shall win an electric guitar made by Thor himself.
*Steals guitar*
*Pawns*
*Uses money to buy fireworks*

New years is coming up, and we're now armed and fabulous!! :D

*steals fireworks*
*mixes with gasoline and styrofoam*
*lights the fuse*
*jumps in nuclear waste*

*Expells from country*

Oops, sorry, it was a reflexive action ;)

*Steals guitar*
*Pawns*
*Uses money to buy fireworks*

New years is coming up, and we're now armed and fabulous!! :D

(Finds pawnshop)
(Gets guitar back)
(Beats up Gravlen and the schmoe who bought it with a blunt object)

That's done, then.

*Starts playing Smells Like Teen Spirit*

Always a crowd favourite.

*starts chanting*

LAKE OF FIRE! LAKE OF FIRE! FREEBIRD! I MEAN, LAKE OF FIRE!

*starts chanting*

LAKE OF FIRE! LAKE OF FIRE! FREEBIRD! I MEAN, LAKE OF FIRE!

*Goes through a transition from Smells like Teen Spirit to Lake Of Fire.

(Finds pawnshop)
(Gets guitar back)
(Beats up Gravlen and the schmoe who bought it with a blunt object)

That's done, then.

*Tosses out unconscious stunt double*

I knew he would come in handy - see? Now we have the guitar AND fireworks! :D

Now, play some Freebird :p

*Tosses out unconscious stunt double*

I knew he would come in handy - see? Now we have the guitar AND fireworks! :D

Now, play some Freebird :p

Nah. Good song, but starts too soft.

(Plays "Working Man" by Rush)

Hello?

What kind of 2008 party is this is if it craps out now?

Cut me a little slack, I drank so much I can't stand up :(

(Gives Tribes a chair)

Somebody get me some booze, this bottle's almost dry!

(Pours more booze)

*points at Gravlen*

Get him my Hordes of Viking followers, MAKE HIM PAY!

*A horrifyingly huge horde of Vikings bum rush Gravlen*

heheh, little does he know it will be custom made according to the winner's specifications. He stole something that does not yet exist. Impressive.

He's a lawyer. He can do that. Besides, I already beat him up ad took it back.

I'm drinking and watching Nightwatch. Good times.

He's a lawyer. He can do that. Besides, I already beat him up ad took it back.

Well you know what they say:
"A lawyer with a suitcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns."

*Gets suitcase*
*Steals horde of vikings*
*Sues Johnny for beating up my stunt double*
*Wins claim of $100 and a beer*

Bartender, I'm buying the next round of drinks :)

Well you know what they say:
"A lawyer with a suitcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns."

*Gets suitcase*
*Steals horde of vikings*
*Sues Johnny for beating up my stunt double*
*Wins claim of $100 and a beer*

Bartender, I'm buying the next round of drinks :)

*Attempts to steal Gravlen's soul, but makes shocking discovery of the complete lack of a soul within Gravlen.*

Amazing!:eek:

Well you know what they say:
"A lawyer with a suitcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns."

*Gets suitcase*
*Steals horde of vikings*
*Sues Johnny for beating up my stunt double*
*Wins claim of $100 and a beer*

Bartender, I'm buying the next round of drinks :)

Imagine what a lawyer with a suitcase could do if a hundred men with guns were backing him up.

I'm tempted to try and fit that into a Simpsons quote.

But I'm not.

Can't.

Help.

It.

Or what? You'll get your suitcase? Or a hundred men with guns? Or the suitcase with a hundred men with guns so that when you open it a hundred men with guns pops out at you?

Well you know what they say:
"A lawyer with a suitcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns."

*Gets suitcase*
*Steals horde of vikings*
*Sues Johnny for beating up my stunt double*
*Wins claim of $100 and a beer*

Bartender, I'm buying the next round of drinks :)

(Countersues for grand theft prize)

How'd you get your Straughn back? Restored nation?

Intercessory prayer.
















.... seriously, i dunno. Must be the x-mass present i got for being adrift in the Caribbean a while ... brownie points or something.
:)

*Goes through a transition from Smells like Teen Spirit to Lake Of Fire.

...HOW?

*Attempts to steal Gravlen's soul, but makes shocking discovery of the complete lack of a soul within Gravlen.*

Shocking?
That's a sore testimony to the time you've actually been on NS. :p

Intercessory prayer.

.... seriously, i dunno. Must be the x-mass present i got for being adrift in the Caribbean a while ... brownie points or something.
:)

Cool, then :)

Shocking?
That's a sore testimony to the time you've actually been on NS. :p

Indeed. And Evil Gravlen has even less of a soul.

...HOW?

Do not question the ways. Just listen.

*continues playing*

Well you know what they say:
"A lawyer with a suitcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns."

*Gets suitcase*
*Steals horde of vikings*
*Sues Johnny for beating up my stunt double*
*Wins claim of $100 and a beer*

Bartender, I'm buying the next round of drinks :)

But in the end the lawyer will die just like any other human, making any effort to cause harm funny but pointless.
YAR to hell with this, *downs another bottle of beer*.

He's got a point, ya know.

Shocking?
That's a sore testimony to the time you've actually been on NS. :p

But, I don't spend alot of time in general, I thought maybe, maybe...

*runs off screaming*

Look! Behind you!

But, I don't spend alot of time in general, I thought maybe, maybe...

*runs off screaming*

You may run but there is no escape. May as well comes to terms with it now.

*stops reading*
*grabs a bottle of water*
Wha?
What did I miss?
(Stupid required reading) >.<

*Attempts to steal Gravlen's soul, but makes shocking discovery of the complete lack of a soul within Gravlen.*

Amazing!:eek:

I've leased it away for the time being :)

I've leased it away for the time being :)

*still in shock*

Indeed. And Evil Gravlen has even less of a soul.
What'cha talkin' 'bout Willis? I'm a soul man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea9mV9EhPvE)

Look! Behind you!

Is it a three-headed monkey with more alcohol?

*still in shock*

Why? :confused:

Here, have a drink to calm your nerves :)

*Offers drink*
*Grins evilly*

look still going on

Why? :confused:

Here, have a drink to calm your nerves :)

*Offers drink*
*Grins evilly*

No thanks.

*gets up and walks out the door plainly marked Exit.*

Bye-bye now.

*comes in door plainly marked entrance at the same time as he leaves the door exit.*

what the, why can't I leave?

*Jumps out a window only to come crashing in another.*

what is this, a looney bin?

*slowly begins to lose tenuous grip on reality*

Is it a three-headed monkey with more alcohol?
*waves back*

What'cha talkin' 'bout Willis? I'm a soul man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea9mV9EhPvE)


Look, I know Evil Gravlen. He messed me up all the time once. It's pretty safe to say he has no soul.

I followed that damned white rabbit, I drank from the bottle that said "drink me," I ate from the plate that said "eat me, and I'm still here, dammit.

You took the tarts, didn't you?

You took the tarts, didn't you?

Were they lemon tarts? If so, then yes.

*waves back*
Are you in the Abyss? :eek:
Look, I know Evil Gravlen. He messed me up all the time once. It's pretty safe to say he has no soul.
I have absolutely no idea what you are referring to...
I followed that damned white rabbit, I drank from the bottle that said "drink me," I ate from the plate that said "eat me, and I'm still here, dammit.
But are you drunk or high, man, are you drunk or high?

That's the important questions!
You took the tarts, didn't you?
Kinky! :fluffle:

Were they lemon tarts? If so, then yes.

The Queen is gonna have your head.

I have absolutely no idea what you are referring to...


Kinky! :fluffle:

I remember when I was young and foolish and took everything too seriously. I read one of your posts once and was depressed for a day. I told you about it once, and you said it was Evil Gravlen. So, yeah.

Dude, I don't swing that way.

I remember when I was young and foolish and took everything too seriously. I read one of your posts once and was depressed for a day. I told you about it once, and you said it was Evil Gravlen. So, yeah.

Dude, I don't swing that way.

Ah now you've jogged my memory. It's all so clear now...


And you will take the fluffle and like it! ;) :p

*Brings more candy for the party*

Are you in the Abyss? :eek:

I have absolutely no idea what you are referring to...

But are you drunk or high, man, are you drunk or high?

That's the important questions!

Kinky! :fluffle:

Regrettably, sober.

Regrettably, sober.

After eating from the plate? I guess you'll have to give it some time...

*Sets fire to cookies*

Cookies, I have brownies, want some? Their magically delicous!

*TMoS's cookies are not laced with drugs, and really are delicous, and really are magical. Upon eating and digesting one brownie, the eater shall gain the ability to fly like an eagle for one hour. Two brownies are not suggusted, trust me its just not pretty.

Ah now you've jogged my memory. It's all so clear now...


And you will take the fluffle and like it! ;) :p

*Brings more candy for the party*

(Takes fluffle)

(Will use it once he figures who to use it on)

Cookies, I have brownies, want some? Their magically delicous!

*TMoS's cookies are not laced with drugs, and really are delicous, and really are magical. Upon eating and digesting one brownie, the eater shall gain the ability to fly like an eagle for one hour. Two brownies are not suggusted, trust me its just not pretty.

(Takes one)

(Flies around the room, singing "Flight of Icarus")

(Starts wandering around the room)

Well, at least someone likes my brownies.:)

Well, at least someone likes my brownies.:)

*Eats more brownies*

Mmmm... Tingly :)

Well, I heard a really funny joke recently.

Well, I heard a really funny joke recently.

"The Aristocrats!" :D

"The Aristocrats!" :D

I've heard that one, but that wasn't it.

*wanders in naked* Has anybody seen my wristwatch?

*sees Lunatic Goofballs naked; gouges eyes out*

who put booze in the punch?

*passes out*

Y'want sum bunch in yer (hiccup) (hiccup) (hiccup) pooze?

*walks; tries not to fall forward; bashes head into a nearby wall*





(hiccup)

*Kyronea lurks in the corner, socially inept at parties as always.

*Kyronea wishes he had a date he could chat with.

Ditto here. Story of my life.

*Kyronea did not, for no one was available to be asked.

*Kyronea shakes his head at Extreme Ironing. *Kyronea is heterosexual.

Ditto HERE too.

:fluffle: *finds a cat* Come over here! :D

Hey! That's no cat! That's (hiccup) Katganistan! (hiccup) (hiccup)

*raps on the nose with a newspaper*

This is a place for drunken debauchery, silliness and pointlessness. And donkey molestation if you're Ifreann or myself. Now play nice.

EDIT: And by nice I mean surreal, stupid and completely devoid of rhyme or reason. Seriousness are not allowed!

Oh, it aren't, are it not? I'll show you!

*accidentally drinks booze-spiked punch*

Shee? I tolja i'd show you! (hiccup)

American Cider, or actual proper cider?

What's the diff-(hiccup) diff-(hiccup) diffffffferrrrrrrrr-(hiccup) (hiccup) (hiccup)-rrrrrrentsssssss?

*Hands out rival pamphlets about the noble religon of Pastafarianism and the all powerful FSM*
*Drinks alot*
*stumbles into nearby table, sending food and drinks everywhere, then falls out the window*
*falls eighty stories*

I swear to Pastafarianism, ossifer, I've never heard-(hiccup) never heard of drunk. Could you tell me mo-(hiccup) tell me more about it?

*wakes up, rolled up in a carpet*

God, it's like being Rasputin all over again... Now where's that donkey?

*drinks cooking sherry*

You were Rasss-(hiccup) RasssssssssssSPEWWWwwwwww-(hiccup)-tin? What does it mean to "raspute"? (hiccup)

*huggles*

I wanna hugg-(hiccup) huggle too!

Yes, she has many, MANY secrets ... not just quickly disappearing pix ... but her ability to not sleep and go on marathon posting runs whenever she likes, depriving herself of what ordinary posters desperately need, sleep, in order to remain coherent.

Is that how she came up-(hiccup) came up-(hiccup) came up with the name "Whereyouthinkyougoing"? Lack of sleep?

Do not question the ways. Just listen.

*continues playing*

Indeed, that was an experience far removed from my otherwise casual expectations.
:eek:
Problem i have is that i keep attributing lyrics to it that it normally wouldn't possess ... AND i think them in a Richard Nixon accent.

Is that how she came up-(hiccup) came up-(hiccup) came up with the name "Whereyouthinkyougoing"? Lack of sleep?That's a good question. I thought it was that once you got gulped up into her cult, you shouldn't even consider escape.
*looks around for plastic bag*

Cool, then :)
Admittedly, it was mostly in my sleep, according to on-listeners and neighbors.

Indeed. And Evil Gravlen has even less of a soul.Yeah! It seemed obvious enough to me, but then, as the doc pointed out on the movie ...
Evil knows evil.

All right bitches, I'm getting wasted tonight.

"The Aristocrats!" :D
I heard that evil little hottie Sarah Silverman actually WAS an Aristocrat ... from her. :p

All right bitches, I'm getting wasted tonight.

That would explain your out-of-focus shots.
Speaking of which - you're taking some evidence pix tonight, right?
*continues to search for plastic bag*
*gives up*
*retrieves glass of water for Ohshucksiforgotourname*

That would explain your out-of-focus shots.
Speaking of which - you're taking some evidence pix tonight, right?
*continues to search for plastic bag*
*gives up*
*retrieves glass of water for Ohshucksiforgotourname*

*nods emphatically*

Oh hey, I have more pics, but I'm too lazy to repost them here. You'll have a TG, good sir.

You'll have a TG, good sir.
*wonders if it's a gentleman caller issue*
*checks Blackberry*

*wonders if it's a gentleman caller issue*
*checks Blackberry*

*hears a buzzing noise*

Admittedly, it was mostly in my sleep, according to on-listeners and neighbors.

Yeah! It seemed obvious enough to me, but then, as the doc pointed out on the movie ...

Hmph.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!! :D :fluffle:


*Lights fuses*
*Flees from the fireworks of Doom*

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!! :D :fluffle:

And may all your respective deity/s or lack thereof bless us, every one.
*Lights fuses*
*Flees from the fireworks of Doom*
*jumps onto fireworks to save forum*

That would explain your out-of-focus shots.
Speaking of which - you're taking some evidence pix tonight, right?
*continues to search for plastic bag*
*gives up*
*retrieves glass of water for Ohshucksiforgotourname*

*drinks water*

Eh, thanksh for th' water, Shhtrowww- *clears throat* Shtrrawwgg- *clears throat* Shtrrawwn.

Whew! Finally pernounced it right, even if I didn't shh-*spits trying to pronounce the "p" in "spell"*-PELL it right.

And shahrry if I shhpitt on ya.

*walks away in such a manner as to appear to be on the verge of falling forward; bashes head into a wall AGAIN*

Happy new years all, I say we all post our resolutions!

My New years resolution was to not make a New Year's Resolution, which thusly cancels itself out, and breaks itself. Now that I've got all that silly business of resoltions out of the way, I can hunker down and concentrate on making some real changes this year.

Egad! I've finally found the reason for the existence of coffee!

(Points at an extremely drunk Ohshucksiforgotourname)

Dear Gravlen: You are certifiable, my man. And that's why you are great. :cool:

Same procedure as every year... ;)

Hmph.
I didn't mean you, i meant me. :p

*drinks water*

Eh, thanksh for th' water, Shhtrowww- *clears throat* Shtrrawwgg- *clears throat* Shtrrawwn.

Whew! Finally pernounced it right, even if I didn't shh-*spits trying to pronounce the "p" in "spell"*-PELL it right.

And shahrry if I shhpitt on ya.

*walks away in such a manner as to appear to be on the verge of falling forward; bashes head into a wall AGAIN*

*watches*
*looks at tunic, notices spittle*
Hey, Ruffy!
*whistles*
*gets q-tips*

I see that quite a few people start the new year the classic way. I'll try to step over the unconscious party people on my way to the bar.

I see that quite a few people start the new year the classic way. I'll try to step over the unconscious party people on my way to the bar.

Didn't we all get group tattoos?
*tries to see back of own head w/out mirror*

I didn't mean you, i meant me. :p

That's just what I say when I want to respond, but have nothing to say.

Didn't we all get group tattoos?
*tries to see back of own head w/out mirror*

*Looks at the back of Straughn's head.*
*notices it reads "I love Max Barry*
:)

Doctor, the patient is dead.






























...NOT!

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http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/zombie_smiley.gif

yeah, very much dead i believe. what an odd thread to choose.

Party's over. Go home. Next years isn't due for another seven months.

*Sigh* And now they'll have to lock it. How unprofessional of you, Johnny.

*Shakes head*

*Walks in, grabs all the Blue Moon and deep-fried artichoke hearts. Stalks off to the corner near the donkey. Sits. Glares.*

Party's over. Go home. Next years isn't due for another seven months.

*Sigh* And now they'll have to lock it. How unprofessional of you, Johnny.

*Shakes head*

Sorry, I thought this was in spam.