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It's that time of the year again. Welcome to the third annual NSG Office Party! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/santa.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/eatdrink003.gif

There's food and cake for everyone, all paid for by Ifreann involuntarily.
Everyone is invited and everything is free - even the booze*. However, as before, DO NOT set fire to yourself just because you think you can. If you do, please clean up after yourself. And please try to leave the poor donkey alone, he hasn't harmed anyone!

You can bring your own alcohol, but drink carefully and "responsibly" http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/eatdrink060.gif

...and most importantly: Keep it clean, but have a good time! :fluffle:

Party!








*Booze mostly stolen from Ruffy.

*steals Ruffy's booze*

*brings fudge*

*refrains from the cubicle war this year*

Who's the boss and can I fuck his daughter Samantha?

*constructs a cubicle fort*

*locks self outside fort*

Damnit.

Ah alcohol, yes good for a party and why not celebrate christmas?;)
*brings the lights, music, and money for rooms to crash in, well i've already had 2 why not double that. no triple it no wait what's the one after that?
YAR.

Mafia games will be on-going throughout the party, ladies and gentlemen.

Those of you wanting to play Mafia games, please head to:

http://z4.invisionfree.com/Generalite_Mafia/index.php?act=idx

*sets up the Kwanzaa decorations*

*brings fudge*
*Fudges*

Yummy :)
*refrains from the cubicle war this year*
Whaaa? You're breaking tradition? :eek:
Mafia games will be on-going throughout the party, ladies and gentlemen.

*Throws small wooden horse at the spammer* ;)

*xeroxes his butt, signs and sends it to all the mods* Merry Christmass.

Ah alcohol, yes good for a party and why not celebrate christmas?;)
*brings the lights, music, and money for rooms to crash in, well i've already had 2 why not double that. no triple it no wait what's the one after that?
YAR.

Well, we have this entire floor... The Mod offices are out of bounds, I suppose.

Here, have some punch! :)

*Offers punch*
*Steals money*

*constructs a cubicle fort*

*locks self outside fort*

Damnit.



I made another one for you:

http://www.brentozar.com/archives/2004/12/12/Cubicle_Castle.jpg

i think the Tank i stole last year still around

Whaaa? You're breaking tradition? :eek:



That's how I roll!

*Throws small wooden horse at the spammer* ;)

What? I figured it'd be fun!

*finds rabid raccoon in the corner*

*gets bitten*

*turns into werecoon!*

*searches for food/people*

That's how I roll!
You darn fancy rebel you!
*finds rabid raccoon in the corner*

*gets bitten*

*turns into werecoon!*

*searches for food/people*

Werecoon... Werecoon? Is that a kind of cocoon? Or a...

:eek:

Riiiiight...

*Chases raccoon into airduct*

*Gets punch*

*falls down a flight of stairs*

Damn it, people. Ever heard of handicapped accessible? ;)

*falls down a flight of stairs*

Damn it, people. Ever heard of handicapped accessible? ;)

We can put in ramps *points* but there's nothing we can do about stupid.

*brings in Almond Float (http://chinesefood.about.com/od/dessertsfruit/r/almond_float.htm)*

*falls down a flight of stairs*

Damn it, people. Ever heard of handicapped accessible? ;)

DAMN IT!

I thought I had the ramps put in already! Sorry!

*gets to work putting in the ramps*

*Wheels in his portable grand piano and begins to play...*

*Is also open to requests.*

Urgh...hick....(after 6 beers)..howsitgoinfolks?
phew....maybe i should drink a little less *nearly falls over*..i'm fine really i'm fine....(after 12 beers)...crashes into ground...urg..party

We can put in ramps *points* but there's nothing we can do about stupid.

*points and laughs at Maraque* Amateur! Next time look for the ramp. :D

*grabs bottle of vodka and chugs*

*falls down wheelchair ramp*

*wanders in naked* Has anybody seen my wristwatch?

Oooh! There's the ramp. My bad.

*whistles*

So where's that damn vodka.

*Dumps two six-packs of Blue Moon and a plate of deep-fried artichoke hearts on table.* Where are the cute guys? *Winks in general direction of anybody.*

*Wheels in his portable grand piano and begins to play...*

*Is also open to requests.*

Can you do In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida?

"I GOT VODKA!...soryyy..i mean...sorrry i got some see..oh wait that's water...brings 10 bottles of Vodka...the more the merrier...as for cute guys i hate to disappoint you but the only image i want to defile this computer with is a metaphorical one.......anyway...drinks...yar;)

*steals a cubicle wall* Borrowing!

Who wants to go stairwell sledding? :D

Hi, I'm the new guy in the office, I heard there was a party I was invited to.

*Walks into party*

Oh my, such chaos as this, I have never seen before, how, exciting.:)

*hides in tank left over from last years party*

*discretely nails one of the interns in the boss' office. Twice*

*Wheels in his portable grand piano and begins to play...*

*Is also open to requests.*
What about Liszt?

Hungarian Rhapsody No 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcV19rylSZc), for example?

*wanders in naked* Has anybody seen my wristwatch?

Yes, a friend of your father had it. Mumbled something about Vietnam...

Yes, a friend of your father had it. Mumbled something about Vietnam...

:eek: Um.... he can keep it. :p

*Dumps two six-packs of Blue Moon and a plate of deep-fried artichoke hearts on table.* Where are the cute guys? *Winks in general direction of anybody.*

*Points at Kiryu*

*Points at Kiryu*

Heh, Like he needed more attention? He'll be swarmed!

*Dumps two six-packs of Blue Moon and a plate of deep-fried artichoke hearts on table.* Where are the cute guys? *Winks in general direction of anybody.*


;)

What about Liszt?

Hungarian Rhapsody No 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcV19rylSZc), for example?



Yes, a friend of your father had it. Mumbled something about Vietnam...

marvels at performance, that was genuinly funny.....MORE!....ahem i mean encore what about another tune!....wobbles...oh.....must be the beer kicking in again....i'll play on the slidy thing....YAY!.....*hit's head off door*....awww..who put that door there....i ask you of all the places?!

*randomly touches people*

wut? im so plastered lulz i has no idwa whut i be do n. :fluffle:

~staggers in holding large bottle of pursers rum and smoking my briar before using the VP's picture as large paper aeroplane letting fly out of th window to see how far it gets ~

marvels at performance, that was genuinly funny.....MORE!....ahem i mean encore what about another tune!....wobbles...oh.....must be the beer kicking in again....i'll play on the slidy thing....YAY!.....*hit's head off door*....awww..who put that door there....i ask you of all the places?!

*opens door for Mad Hatter*
You look like you need a drink buddy, here, have a bottle of Everclear

*Hands over a forty of Everclear*

~staggers in holding large bottle of pursers rum and smoking my briar before using the VP's picture as large paper aeroplane letting fly out of th window to see how far it gets ~

*chases after aeroplane* i can fly too!

*discretely nails one of the interns in the boss' office. Twice*

So that's your first four minutes. What are you going to do with the rest of your time?

*discretely nails one of the interns in the boss' office. Twice*
Um... do you mean like "It was a hot and sweaty night filled with erotic passion", or do you mean like ""Mr. Christian, nail that man's foot to the deck!"
:eek: Um.... he can keep it. :p
I think he intends to do just that ;)
marvels at performance, that was genuinly funny.....MORE!....ahem i mean encore what about another tune!....wobbles...oh.....must be the beer kicking in again....i'll play on the slidy thing....YAY!.....*hit's head off door*....awww..who put that door there....i ask you of all the places?!
Mad as a hatter, you are...

*chases after aeroplane* i can fly too!

watches as ya try and fly then alughs so much drinnkig down the rum and doing a kind of hornpipe~

Um... do you mean like "It was a hot and sweaty night filled with erotic passion", or do you mean like ""Mr. Christian, nail that man's foot to the deck!"

I think he intends to do just that ;)

Mad as a hatter, you are...

I think he means like "it was a hot and sweaty coffee break filled with erotic passion".

So that's your first four minutes. What are you going to do with the rest of your time?

Defile the coffee machine?

*hides in tank left over from last years party*

*lugs in a giant chest full of snow that somehow never empties*

*makes a snowball and throws it at the tank, hitting the bullz-eye and sending it right down the barrel of the cannon*

Snowball fight!

Defile the coffee machine?

Eh, I'd still rather drink that than Starbuck's.

*sits quietly in the corner and watches the chaos.*

*sits quietly in the corner and watches the chaos.*

;)

*Makes another snowball from the chest full of snow and throws it at Junii*

Um... do you mean like "It was a hot and sweaty night filled with erotic passion", or do you mean like ""Mr. Christian, nail that man's foot to the deck!"

That all depends on who the intern is, and what she's into.

Eh, I'd still rather drink that than Starbuck's.

*stumbles*....okay okay...i....know i'm not being very respectable, but,well i never was before.....i'd jsut lkie to say*sways*...whoah that everclear really does the trick!....where was i?...ah now i was about to say......I really love you guys! (says while looking at painting on wall).....(notices other people)....oh...who are you?....wait was that last night?.....i like being daft....being smart is like trying to find perfection, it's not possible to reach so it's more like a death march....hick....more vodka!....ohhhhh....another tank!....*starts crawling towards tank*...fails and slumps over chair...ahhh paridise can wait..i'm wasted.

So that's your first four minutes. What are you going to do with the rest of your time?

You need to learn to read. I said twice.

...so after my first eight minutes, I stumble around drunk.

*decorates place with chandeliers*

*swings from a chandelier*

:D

;)

*Makes another snowball from the chest full of snow and throws it at Junii*

*takes water from the water cooler and mixes it with the paper in the paper shredder.*

*tosses paper slugball back at TMoS*

Who wants to go break into the zoo again?

You need to learn to read. I said twice.

...so after my first eight minutes, I stumble around drunk.

unless it only takes you two minutes to staple one intern... after all, with some of those staple wands and other speed stapling tools... ;)

Who wants to go break into the zoo again?

Pff, old hat. This time, we should have the zoo break in here.

*quietly begins to shift the cubicle walls around the food, creating a giant rat maze to observe with a stop watch on top of the filing cabinates muttering about Christmas carbs and drinking rum and egg nog*

You need to learn to read. I said twice.

...so after my first eight minutes, I stumble around drunk.

So in this imaginary party, you set a new record. Don't worry, you'll make five minutes yet. Just keeping wanking.

who put booze in the punch?

*passes out*

Pff, old hat. This time, we should have the zoo break in here.

Fuck it, I'm getting the bears again. It's tradition!

*runs off to the zoo*

Who wants to go break into the zoo again?

Zoo? this place is far more interesting than any zoo, having said that my favourite animal is the killer whale (i don't know why).
....thinks.........ah booze..sorry i thought it was a giant cup....I like to think i can share my vodka, 10 bottles is a bit much for me...stumbles.....YES ZOO! okay i've thought it over......let's stop by the emrald city on the WAY!...anyone care for some beer and a waffle?....*sways badly*

who put booze in the punch?

*passes out*

Who didn't?

*Removes Soviestan from punch*
*Spikes punch more*

*quietly begins to shift the cubicle walls around the food, creating a giant rat maze to observe with a stop watch on top of the filing cabinates muttering about Christmas carbs and drinking rum and egg nog*

*watches Iniika at work. Breaks out the Nerf Weaponry. Loads up and heads into the maze with crazed look in eyes.*

So in this imaginary party, you set a new record. Don't worry, you'll make five minutes yet. Just keeping wanking.

Why wank? I've got you to practice on. :p

*brings in the bears*

WOOOOO!

*giraffes bust in*

Holy shit! RUN!

*runs into cubicle*

*wall off cubicle*

*commences vodka consumption*

*Kyronea lurks in the corner, socially inept at parties as always.

*Kyronea wishes he had a date he could chat with.

Why wank? I've got you to practice on. :p

Yes, well, your hand doesn't mind the smell as much as I do.

*Kyronea lurks in the corner, socially inept at parties as always.

*Kyronea wishes he had a date he could chat with.

Well, geez, did you ask anyone?

Can you do In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida?

Err, nope, sorry.

What about Liszt?

Hungarian Rhapsody No 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcV19rylSZc), for example?

Haha great clip, and sure why not. I'll also do some of the Liebestaume and Consolations.

How about some Chopin as well?

*Kyronea lurks in the corner, socially inept at parties as always.

*Kyronea wishes he had a date he could chat with.

Well, hello there handsome...

bye...bye....urg.....i'm going to regret this....but that's a long long way away at least urgh well have fun and don't forget the giraffes need feeding not silly crips either, peanuts....Kyronia get hammered...i've still got maybe a bottle on me *shoves Vodka bottle into Kyronia's general direction*...KO's on the floor.

Well, geez, did you ask anyone?

*Kyronea did not, for no one was available to be asked.

*Kyronea shakes his head at Extreme Ironing. *Kyronea is heterosexual.

Has anybody bought presents? We had a secret santa going last year...

*brings in the bears*

WOOOOO!

*giraffes bust in*

Holy shit! RUN!

*runs into cubicle*

*wall off cubicle*

*commences vodka consumption*

Hey! No moving the cubicle walls, damnit! >.< You'll ruin my maze! ... and possibly trap JuNii >.>

*wonders what's so damn good about vodka* ¬¬

*takes water from the water cooler and mixes it with the paper in the paper shredder.*

*tosses paper slugball back at TMoS*

*Makes a giant snowball*

*Tries to throw it but gets pinned beneath its weight.*

uhh, help?

*Kyronea did not, for no one was available to be asked.

*Kyronea shakes his head at Extreme Ironing. *Kyronea is heterosexual.

Why do you think I'm male?

Hey! No moving the cubicle walls, damnit! >.< You'll ruin my maze! ... and possibly trap JuNii >.>

*wonders what's so damn good about vodka* ¬¬

Mix it with orange juice, drink it, and you'll find out.

*beats maze in record time*

*Makes a giant snowball*

*Tries to throw it but gets pinned beneath its weight.*

uhh, help?

*turns hairdryer on MiniShad.*

Jim coolly sipped his coffee and observed his subject.

Jim was the best, and he was going to nail the son-of-a-bitch who had killed his parents. He walked to toward his target's office...he then saw Stacy beautiful, but tied-up He gasped. Suddenly, gunfire broke-out, and Jim narrowly outran the trail of bullets, jumping behind a desk.

"I've got you now, Jim!" said a voice over the speakers. It was a trap.

Does Jim live? Tune-in next time for Office-Fare: Cheese and Corn.

*stands up*

I'm free!

*Falls through hole in the floor.*

NOO!!!

*Second TMoS walks over from the maze.*

I hate loosing good clones like that.

It was a trap.

http://www.pop-arena.com/articles/akbar/akbar1.jpg

*Giraffe walks by with a couple of nerf darts stuck to it's neck.*

Why do you think I'm male?

Aren't you? I seem to recall your picture making you look very masculine.

Mix it with orange juice, drink it, and you'll find out.

*beats maze in record time*

*Ambushes TMoS, raining Nerf death down on him.*

Aren't you? I seem to recall your picture making you look very masculine.

Are you sure you aren't just thinking of pictures of people doing Extreme Ironing?

..

Take that either way, it still works.

Well, as long as there's a piano...

*changes into evening gown*

*lies down on piano*

*sings torch songs*

Well, as long as there's a piano...

*changes into evening gown*

*lies down on piano*

*sings torch songs*

Wait, wait, back up and elaborate on that changing into the gown part.

Well, as long as there's a piano...

*changes into evening gown*

*lies down on piano*

*sings torch songs*

*Kyronea is torn between appreciating the singing and appreciating the woman.

*Kyronea decides to appreciate both.

Wait, wait, back up and elaborate on that changing into the gown part.

Clearly, I did that part in the ladies' room. :p

Aren't you? I seem to recall your picture making you look very masculine.

I've never posted a picture of myself on here...perhaps the one you are thinking of was about my name not me.

Well, as long as there's a piano...

*changes into evening gown*

*lies down on piano*

*sings torch songs*

Oo, lets do some songs, how about some Schumann?

*Kyronea lurks in the corner, socially inept at parties as always.

*Kyronea wishes he had a date he could chat with.

*drops a chandelier on Kyronea*

*giggles in a sinister way*

Oo, lets do some songs, how about some Schumann?

*cheerfully interrupts torch songs to do lieder with EI* :)

I've never posted a picture of myself on here...perhaps the one you are thinking of was about my name not me.



Maybe.

Well are you male or are you female, then?

*Kyronea glares at Chandy.

...

*Kyronea decides to send Dinaverg to stalk her. :D

*Kyronea is torn between appreciating the singing and appreciating the woman.

*Kyronea decides to appreciate both.

I think that's rather the point of performing in a slinky gown while lying on a piano. ;)

*Kyronea glares at Chandy.

...

*Kyronea decides to send Dinaverg to stalk her. :D

*Chandy ambush-hugs Kyronea*

*Chandy flees through a trap-door*

*revels*

*goes around tackle-hugging everybody except Poli, whose singing she doesn't want to interrupt, so she waits until Poli is done to tackle-hug her*

Merry Christmas! :D :fluffle:

*Ambushes TMoS, raining Nerf death down on him.*

Oh yeah?

*pulls out innocent looking green wooden mask and puts it on, transforming into a wisecracking greenfaced man with the powers of Loki*

Lets party!

*spins around in a mni tornado, and stops, looking like Rambo, armed with more Nerf products than should be legal. Pulling out the Nerf Bazooka launcher, he fires off a volley of foam roackets.*

*goes around tackle-hugging everybody except Poli, whose singing she doesn't want to interrupt, so she waits until Poli is done to tackle-hug her*

Merry Christmas! :D :fluffle:

ha i'am inside the tank using commanders turrets to look about

*kicks the cubicle closest, toppling the maze like dominos, then files the empty cup in the 'N' drawer, under 'nog' and climbs off the cabinates to hunt a giraffe*

Nothing like giraffe steaks to put you in the holiday spirit.

*turns up late with more vodka*

Hey, what did I mi- *gets mauled by a raccoon*

Maybe.

Well are you male or are you female, then?


I'm not telling :p

*Proceeds to wander round the office wearing a fancy mask.*

It's that time of the year again. [SIZE="5"][FONT="Times New Roman"]Welcome to the third annual NSG Office Party!
Already?!

And I'm never around for them. Boo. :(

Already?!

And I'm never around for them. Boo. :(

*Wakes up*...huh?...oh have a waffle....looks at destroyed venue, "well that didn't take long, walks past carnage and awful singing and leaves.

*turns up late with more vodka*

Hey, what did I mi- *gets mauled by a raccoon*

I thought I only brought bears! Fear for your lives people!

There are small furry animals loose!

*steals vodka*

awful singing

*sics bears*

Already?!

And I'm never around for them. Boo. :(

Yer here now lass, so git jiggy with it, aye? :p

*Enters party*

Where's the damn keg?!

*Wakes up*...huh?...oh have a waffle....looks at destroyed venue, "well that didn't take long, walks past carnage and awful singing and leaves.

Hey! :mad:

*Enters party*

Where's the damn keg?!
The bears stole it. *points at drunk bears in the corner*

Hey! :mad:

Ignore him, he's just a stupid noob. I liked your singing. :fluffle:

Oh yeah?

*pulls out innocent looking green wooden mask and puts it on, transforming into a wisecracking greenfaced man with the powers of Loki*

Lets party!

*spins around in a mni tornado, and stops, looking like Rambo, armed with more Nerf products than should be legal. Pulling out the Nerf Bazooka launcher, he fires off a volley of foam roackets.*

*there's a legal limit to the amount of nerf products?*

*ducks behind cubical wall.*

*watches as cubical wall falls away*

*Rearms and fires at TMoS*

Already?!

And I'm never around for them. Boo. :(

*pops out of random trap-door*

*gives WYTYG a cake*

*goes back through trap-door*

*pops out of random trap-door*

*gives WYTYG a cake*

*goes back through trap-door*

*dives through trap-door and tackle-hugs Chandy*

*dives back into rest of party*

*pops out of random trap-door*

*gives WYTYG a cake*

*goes back through trap-door*

*redirects trap-door system*

Hey! :mad:

Already sic'd the bears on 'im.

*Pulls out an old fashioned pipe, and plays a merry tune on it in between musical numbers. Soon, rats can be heard in the hallways, and their not just any old Rats, Their New York Sewer Rats!*

The bears stole it. *points at drunk bears in the corner*

Damn bears. Always going for the keg. Was no one put incharge of the Honey Trap? That's what it's there for. To distract bears!

*sees booze on floor...steals!*

*redirects trap-door system*

*swirls cape*

*vanishes with magic*

Ignore him, he's just a stupid noob. I liked your singing. :fluffle:

Already sic'd the bears on 'im.

:D

*there's a legal limit to the amount of nerf products?*

*ducks behind cubical wall.*

*watches as cubical wall falls away*

*Rearms and fires at TMoS*

So, you want to do this, the Hard way.

*Pulls out Steel Briefcase clearly marked "The Hard Way" and slams it down on a desk demolishing it.*

Now, how did I open it, oh yes.

*Opens up the case, and a platoon of six inch tall Toy Soldier action figures jump out of the case, take Nerf weaponry, and run after Junii.*

I'm crazy I tells ya, CRAZY! But, then again, I did learn from the best.
*looks innocently at the nude LG walking around the office.*

I have been a member of NS before...

*punts a random toy solider across the room because things that are smaller than me are puntable*

*punts a random toy solider across the room because things that are smaller than me are puntable*

:eek:

That's not a toy! That's little Mike in fancy dress!

:eek:

That's not a toy! That's little Mike in fancy dress!

... *gazes at the stain* ...

Have a ham sent to his widow. *carries on*

*is done tackle-hugging everybody*

*wants to dance now*

... *gazes at the stain* ...

Have a ham sent to his widow. *carries on*


But he isn't dead. Mighty pissed off though. Oh no! He has a gun!

So, you want to do this, the Hard way.

*Pulls out Steel Briefcase clearly marked "The Hard Way" and slams it down on a desk demolishing it.*

Now, how did I open it, oh yes.

*Opens up the case, and a platoon of six inch tall Toy Soldier action figures jump out of the case, take Nerf weaponry, and run after Junii.*

I'm crazy I tells ya, CRAZY! But, then again, I did learn from the best.
*looks innocently at the nude LG walking around the office.*

I have been a member of NS before...

*nerf dart sails out and slams case close on exiting action figures*

what was that... you were someone's member before?

*watches as other collapsing walls crush remaining toy soldiers.*

eww... messy... :p

But he isn't dead. Mighty pissed off though. Oh no! He has a gun!

*swipes one of JuNii's Nerf weapons and moves in to finish the job*

It was self defense, you all saw it ¬¬

... His widow gets no ham now. The ham ship has sailed >.<

*nerf dart sails out and slams case close on exiting action figures*

what was that... you were someone's member before?

*watches as other collapsing walls crush remaining toy soldiers.*

eww... messy... :p

You fools! You crushed them all! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

huh what
*goes back to sleep inside of tank*

*is done tackle-hugging everybody*

*wants to dance now*

*dances*

*dances*

yay! *dances with Fleck*

It's that time of the year again. Welcome to the third annual NSG Office Party! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/santa.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/eatdrink003.gif

There's food and cake for everyone, all paid for by Ifreann involuntarily.
Everyone is invited and everything is free - even the booze*. However, as before, DO NOT set fire to yourself just because you think you can. If you do, please clean up after yourself. And please try to leave the poor donkey alone, he hasn't harmed anyone!

You can bring your own alcohol, but drink carefully and "responsibly" http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/eatdrink060.gif

...and most importantly: Keep it clean, but have a good time! :fluffle:

Party!








*Booze mostly stolen from Ruffy.

I almost forgot about this! Woooooooooooohooo!

(Dances on table)

yay! *dances with Fleck*

stop dancing on top of my tank dam kids

Nothing like giraffe steaks to put you in the holiday spirit.


*conjures spell that protect Giraffes for remainder of the party*

How DARE you!

*feeds little girl to a Giraffe*

http://www.plantingfaith.com/PICT0004.JPG

has anyone seen my stapler? its a really good stapler and id like it back. if i dont get it back im going to have to call the police. theyll put you in jail and youll end up in prison for a long long time. no one will come visit you and youll be very very sad. so you better give me my stapler now. i need my stapler. excuse me i believe you have my stapler. its a really good stapler and id like it back

stop dancing on top of my tank dam kids

*falls off tank*

*swan dives into cubicle pool*

*dances in pool*

*falls off tank*

*swan dives into cubicle pool*

*dances in pool*

*jumps in with Fleck*

*arrives* :cool:
*sees chaos*:p
"I brought my own drinks." phew!
*goes to corner and sits down*

*falls off tank*

*swan dives into cubicle pool*

*dances in pool*

it's amazing they made the pool safe after what hapen to it last year

who put booze in the punch?

*passes out*

Hey, who put punch in my booze? :mad:

it's amazing they made the pool safe after what hapen to it last year

Pool's NOT closed.

*Dances with Pancake*

*gets out noodles*

NOOODLE FIGHT!!!

*whacks Pancake*

*smiles*
*swings from chandelier*

*goes around tackle-hugging everybody except Poli, whose singing she doesn't want to interrupt, so she waits until Poli is done to tackle-hug her*

Merry Christmas! :D :fluffle:

Hey, I missed mine. :fluffle:

Pool's NOT closed.

*Dances with Pancake*

*gets out noodles*

NOOODLE FIGHT!!!

*whacks Pancake*

who said it was closed, you just don't want to know what been done in it or whats been in it

*smiles*
*swings from chandelier*
:D

:D

:)

has anyone seen my stapler? its a really good stapler and id like it back. if i dont get it back im going to have to call the police. theyll put you in jail and youll end up in prison for a long long time. no one will come visit you and youll be very very sad. so you better give me my stapler now. i need my stapler. excuse me i believe you have my stapler. its a really good stapler and id like it back

I think someone was using it to staple interns...

*wakes up*

*notices "LULZ" written in black permanent marker on my forehead*

Alright, who did this?

:) :fluffle: *finds a cat* Come over here! :D

*is busy playing with my newly found kitty* :D

“Do you carry beer? We are beer-drinkers of noble repute and show our bellies to all.”

"You double-tongued old wowser, we have listened long enough to your cackle and now we want beer in return!"

-Mermelants, the ultimate party animals.

:fluffle: *finds a cat* Come over here! :D

:) She was typing!

*grabs largest bottle of alcohol in general area*
*joins Johnny dancing on table*
These tables are strong...right?

:) She was typing!
Yes, she was. Yay!! So cute!:D

Yes, she was. Yay!! So cute!:D

Yes. :)

*grabs largest bottle of alcohol in general area*
*joins Johnny dancing on table*
These tables are strong...right?
No they are not extremely strong. Be careful :p

Yes. :)
:D

Already?!

And I'm never around for them. Boo. :(

Ah. :fluffle:

:D

:)

*Chandy goes away for the night, since she must sleep*

:)

*Chandy goes away for the night, since she must sleep*
:p:fluffle:

*whistles to oneself*

:)

*Chandy goes away for the night, since she must sleep*

>.>


<.<


*Follows Chandy's lead, night all. :p

i'm so fucked up. but it's still fucking funny. working tomorrow and all.

*Kyronea lurks in the corner, socially inept at parties as always.

*Kyronea wishes he had a date he could chat with.

*Offers Blue Moon and plate of deep fried artichoke hearts. Sits and watches people. Puts lampshade on Kyronea's head. Starts singing, badly.*

* wakes up and wonders who wrote on him*


*5,000 posts, w00t*

*try to sing a russian song*

i give up

*Brings Singstar*

Anyone up for a round? :)

*Puts on "Best of Russian Army Songs, and Hit Russian Folk Songs" DVD*

Wow. The party's already started without me. Ah I miss the good old days where slutty innuendo made this office party stuff more fun than average. Still... imaginary booze and silly antics always make for amusement.

*hands out vodka-laced candy canes*

*Offers Blue Moon and plate of deep fried artichoke hearts. Sits and watches people. Puts lampshade on Kyronea's head. Starts singing, badly.*

Is a Blue Moon an alcoholic drink?

Because if so...you just killed me!

*Kyronea is dead.

*Please insert appropriate Metal Gear Solid(/2/3) joke here*

Wow. The party's already started without me. Ah I miss the good old days where slutty innuendo made this office party stuff more fun than average. Still... imaginary booze and silly antics always make for amusement.

*hands out vodka-laced candy canes*

Innuendo? I'd like to innuendo you.

*Arrives with the Tequila and weed*

*sees Kyronea "dead" on the floor*
*pulls mini taser-gun... and zaps the shit out of Kyronea* :D

WTF am I doing? I must be totally stoned http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/eatdrink060.gif

It's that time of the year again. Welcome to the third annual NSG Office Party! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/santa.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/eatdrink003.gif

There's food and cake for everyone, all paid for by Ifreann involuntarily.
Everyone is invited and everything is free - even the booze*. However, as before, DO NOT set fire to yourself just because you think you can. If you do, please clean up after yourself. And please try to leave the poor donkey alone, he hasn't harmed anyone!

You can bring your own alcohol, but drink carefully and "responsibly" http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/eatdrink060.gif

...and most importantly: Keep it clean, but have a good time! :fluffle:

Party!








*Booze mostly stolen from Ruffy.

*attempts to begin slide show of Caribbean vacation*
*finds its instead lurid pictures of Ruffy*
*leaves them on anyway while looking for vacation pix*

Innuendo? I'd like to innuendo you.

I'd make the argument that nothing is more important than Fondue.
Fine. Batmanuel will eat your Fondue and his Fondue. No Fondue for you. You get no Fondue! You Fondue? No can do. You Fondue? I do too … I Fondue you…
...or do you mean the Queen version?
*sings*
Through our sorrow, all through our splendor ....

What are these lies about me paying!?

*Chandy has returned, at least until she has to go to school*

*swings from chandelier*

*drops in to have a look around*

*brings fudge*

*Is tempted by the fudge, but shouldn't really....*

So... has anybody made photocopies of their butts yet?

Wow. The party's already started without me. Ah I miss the good old days where slutty innuendo made this office party stuff more fun than average. Still... imaginary booze and silly antics always make for amusement.

*hands out vodka-laced candy canes*

Hey, I could put those in the vodka-laced jelly I brought! :D

*pounces on Grainne for a "long time no see" kiss*

Oo look its the donkey....

*chases Donkey*

Oo look its the donkey....

*chases Donkey*

Who are you calling donkey? :p

Who are you calling donkey? :p

Well if you wish to be the donkey then you are the donkey.

*chases Cabra*

Well if you wish to be the donkey then you are the donkey.

*chases Cabra*

Those are BUNNY-eras, silly, not donkey-ears!!! :p

*runs anyway*

Those are BUNNY-eras, silly, not donkey-ears!!! :p

*runs anyway*

Bunny. Donkey. Who cares?

Your ears make it impossible foryouto hide!

*continues chase*

Bunny. Donkey. Who cares?

Your ears make it impossible foryouto hide!

*continues chase*

*hides behind fluffy pink christmas tree in the corner*

*hides behind fluffy pink christmas tree in the corner*

I see the ears still! Haha a pink fluffy christmas tree. What a ridiculous notion!

*throws water balloons at Cabra*

I see the ears still! Haha a pink fluffy christmas tree. What a ridiculous notion!

*throws water balloons at Cabra*

*goes to change from dripping wet bunny outfit back into boring but dry office clothes* :p

oh lordi not the Donkey

Pedro?! Where?!

*Booze mostly stolen from Ruffy.
Ruffy's old enough to buy booze? :confused:

Ruffy's old enough to buy booze? :confused:

Nobody said he bought it. He simply had it, we didn't ask questions.

Nobody said he bought it. He simply had it, we didn't ask questions.Since "we" now includes me, yeah, we did ask questions.

Since "we" now includes me, yeah, we did ask questions.

Hey look, a three-headed monkey!


*flees*

Since "we" now includes me, yeah, we did ask questions.

Curse you and your inclusive use of pronouns.

You....you started without me?! :(

*sniffle*

*drowns sorrows*

*stands at door and waves awkwardly*

Did I miss the sugary substances and alcohol?

*departs for sleep*

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*hides behind fluffy pink christmas tree in the corner*
* hides the "fluffy pink" model with a real Christmas tree. :D

http://www.adorableideas.com/images/AS373anim.gif

Hey look, a three-headed monkey!


*flees*

*traps, captures*

*Hands out togas.*

*Orders 1000 pizzas*

teleports in from the nearest trolly stop. materializes next to the smorgy table, or in the line to it if there is one, fills plate with many wonderful good things, oh and adds his own recipie pasta and meat and vegi salad to the array and mega caraffe of lubintau elixer, each in their proper place. finds quite place to sit and starts munching and people watching. looking arround more at mechanical equipment, whatever there might be of it insight there, more then so much at people, vaguely wonders how much fun some of it might be to play (creatively) with as toys. doesn't realize he's telekenitikly rearrainging cubicles until someone notices and embarressedly stops doing so.

=^^=
.../\...

*Wakes up from long slumber*

whoo, ok, now that I got the neccessary evil of sleep over with.

*Cranks up the music and begins pole-dancing to the delight and simultainious horror of all.*

*Wakes up from long slumber*

whoo, ok, now that I got the neccessary evil of sleep over with.

*Cranks up the music and begins pole-dancing to the delight and simultainious horror of all.*

*Throws large toga over MoS.*

*Wakes up from long slumber*

whoo, ok, now that I got the neccessary evil of sleep over with.

*Cranks up the music and begins pole-dancing to the delight and simultainious horror of all.*

*videotapes*

*Rips off the Toga like some kinda Sex-crazed God ready to ravish the nearest woman and continues dancing.*

Hey, a video Tape

*begins strip dancing for the camera*

*Rips off the Toga like some kinda Sex-crazed God ready to ravish the nearest woman and continues dancing.*

Hey, a video Tape

*begins strip dancing for the camera*

*camera shatters*

*About that same time, The Ministry simply disappears as a ray of sunlight hits him*

I'm powerless in the light of day :(

Wow. The party's already started without me.
And it's so much better now that you're here! :D


Ah I miss the good old days where slutty innuendo made this office party stuff more fun than average.
Well, there's no reason why not to repeat past successes - again and again ;)

I mean, I'm sure you can find someone to fill your inbox with long messages about sultry issues and hot topics...

Besides:

There are small furry animals loose!
*gets out noodles*

NOOODLE FIGHT!!!

*whacks Pancake*
*is busy playing with my newly found kitty* :D
I think someone was using it to staple interns...

See? Lots of innuendo, to a creative eye :p

What are these lies about me paying!?

You know that account you got, you know, for your bar mitzvah? Yeah. Not so much anymore. Sorry about that :cool:

*Is tempted by the fudge, but shouldn't really....*
Do it. DO IT!!


So... has anybody made photocopies of their butts yet?
Jocabia has, but I feel that you would top him if you wanted to...

*goes to change from dripping wet bunny outfit back into boring but dry office clothes* :p
:eek:

Oh... My...

You....you started without me?!
:fluffle:

You are a guest of honour! We were just warming up, pending your arrival :D

Since "we" now includes me, yeah, we did ask questions.
What's with the third degree? >.>
Hey look, a three-headed monkey!


*flees*
*shoots banjo*

errrrrrrr mmmmmmmm ok

*videotapes*
Honey? someone has stolen my 9mm camera... and you know that latex gimp suit your brother-in-law brought home after the bachellor party? It's gone too.
*Rips off the Toga like some kinda Sex-crazed God ready to ravish the nearest woman and continues dancing.*

:eek:

That wasn't no woman! <.<

*stands at door and waves awkwardly*

Did I miss the sugary substances and alcohol?
Not really.

*Drops vat of strawberry daquiris on*
*Adds an extra tablespoon of sugar*

And we have our first lickable party-goer ;)
* hides the "fluffy pink" model with a real Christmas tree. :D

http://www.adorableideas.com/images/AS373anim.gif
Yay! :)

Hope it's not too flammable... We know what's happened before!

Honey? someone has stolen my 9mm camera... and you know that latex gimp suit your brother-in-law brought home after the bachellor party? It's gone too.


:eek:

That wasn't no woman! <.<

:eek: It was close enough dang it!:eek:

You....you started without me?! :(

*sniffle*

*drowns sorrows*

Not in the pool, NOT IN THE POOL!!!

:eek: It was close enough dang it!:eek:
Poor Kanabia... Or the Atlantian Islands hair! :eek:

>.>

*Looks all innocent-like*

Not in the pool, NOT IN THE POOL!!!
Not in the punch either http://209.85.12.231/11055/49/emo/dry.gif

Is the pool even in use at present?

*Orders 1000 pizzas*

*Kyronea shies away from the tasering man.

You do know that Ifreann was paying for all the food, right? Now you're stuck with paying for one thousand pizzas you didn't have to order.

*Kyronea shies away from the tasering man.

You do know that Ifreann was paying for all the food, right? Now you're stuck with paying for one thousand pizzas you didn't have to order.

Snaf's smart. I'm sure she gave them Ifreann's credit card number. ;)

Snaf's smart. I'm sure she gave them Ifreann's credit card number. ;)

True. She is that devious.

yck this pizza slice got those little fish whos name i can't reall

*throws it away*

Snaf's smart. I'm sure she gave them Ifreann's credit card number. ;)

Yeah. And if anybody else needs to order food, I'll just post the vital information here, then you can go nuts:
**** **** ****

Snaf's smart. I'm sure she gave them Ifreann's credit card number. ;)

I have a credit card :confused:

I have a credit card :confused:

Well, not anymore. I suspect they took it away after you charged $12,000 worth of pizza. :p

*Takes the info and goes on a wild shopping spree online, including but not limited to:

Purchasing Amazon.com, Purchasing E-bay.com, and Purchasing Microsoft INC.*

Glad that's not my bill:)

Well, not anymore. I suspect they took it away after you charged $12,000 worth of pizza. :p

Noes! They be ruinin mah credit!

Noes! They be ruinin mah credit!

But look at the bright side:

It was yummy pizza :)

But look at the bright side:

It was yummy pizza :)

This is true. Mmmmmm, pizza.

But look at the bright side:

It was yummy pizza :)

really

okay who spiked the pizza with magic mushrooms???


I'd like to shake your hand and maybe make out a little




*can't seem to grab another piece...*

http://www.peda.com/tess/2006/PizzaWheel.gif

okay who spiked the pizza with magic mushrooms???


I'd like to shake your hand and maybe make out a little




*can't seem to grab another piece...*

http://www.peda.com/tess/2006/PizzaWheel.gif

Just wait until the other secret ingredients I put in take effect...

Wake me up when it's January 14th. *drinks an entire bottle of Stoli and several slices of 'funky' pizza, then passes out*

(Eats pizza)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

(Eats pizza)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

*is home from school*
*had a party in my last class*

*swings from chandelier*

Sorry I am late to the party... somebody put glue on the buttons and I have been stuck in the elevator.

But I am here now, and I brought a moose with me. A Christmoose. And you know what Christmooses eat? Well, they are very picky, and will only eat gnu. And not just any old gnu, either... has to be a good tempered gnu. Anybody got any good tempered gnu on them?

Wake me up when it's January 14th. *drinks an entire bottle of Stoli and several slices of 'funky' pizza, then passes out*

*Wakes up 30 miutes later*

Hey, wake up! It's June 24th, you overslept! Now go out there and celebrate summer solstice, damn it!

*Pushes onto dance floor*

Sorry I am late to the party... somebody put glue on the buttons and I have been stuck in the elevator.

But I am here now, and I brought a moose with me. A Christmoose. And you know what Christmooses eat? Well, they are very picky, and will only eat gnu. And not just any old gnu, either... has to be a good tempered gnu. Anybody got any good tempered gnu on them?
Sorry, fresh out. Just missed the last one!

Just wait until the other secret ingredients I put in take effect...

That wasn't nice! What if I had already taken a Viagra? That could have been painful.

That wasn't nice! What if I had already taken a Viagra? That could have been painful.

Well then, you would have taken a second Viagra, and for the women, Vigel. That isn't just cheese I stuffed in the crust... also there's just some PCP and LSD in there somewhere.

Besides, the Morphine makes it a pain-free pizza:)

*comes in dressed as Santa with a large tube hooked up to a compresser.*

Ho, Ho, Ho!

*begins launching presents to various people around the office.*

*passes around glasses of champagne and plates of hand-dipped dark-, white-, and milk- chocolate covered strawberries the size of a baseball.*

... His widow gets no ham now. The ham ship has sailed >.<
Was it festive Hannukah Ham?

this party just crazy

this party just crazyI love it

http://matmoon.free.fr/img_pages/austin4.jpg
fuk yu ... fuk mi

THIS SHIP WILL NOT GO DOWN!

*gets glowsticks and cat in the hat hat*

*puts on cascada*

*raves*

mm party need something oh i know

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=2WX_4FNoto4

:fluffle:

You are a guest of honour! We were just warming up, pending your arrival :D
Damn right. And don't you forget it.

*catches up on general state of inebriation*

Holy shit, how did I miss this?

Stalin, beer me! And where's that fucking donkey?!

Holy shit, how did I miss this?

Stalin, beer me! And where's that fucking donkey?!
*beers Tribes*

The fucking donkey is over there =====>

But he's busy. ;)

Ah well, I guess my old pal dolly'll have to do.

http://www.gadgetsuk.com/files/t_16849_06.jpg

She's old and warm but she's full of fond memories. Which reminds me, I should probably clean her first. Now, the beer's gonna be gone soon so...gin me!

That wasn't nice! What if I had already taken a Viagra? That could have been painful.
And quite a show! Wohoo!

*comes in dressed as Santa with a large tube hooked up to a compresser.*

Ho, Ho, Ho!

*begins launching presents to various people around the office.*
*Dodges present*

So what did I get?
*passes around glasses of champagne and plates of hand-dipped dark-, white-, and milk- chocolate covered strawberries the size of a baseball.*
Wooo, classy. And I do love these huge strawberries!

Mmm... Chocolate-covered strawberries :fluffle:

Was it festive Hannukah Ham?
It sure was a jolly old one :D

THIS SHIP WILL NOT GO DOWN!

*gets glowsticks and cat in the hat hat*

*puts on cascada*

*raves*
*Boogies*

Damn right. And don't you forget it.
Wouldn't dream of it!




*Dreams*
Holy shit, how did I miss this?
I have no idea. Why don't you tell me? I posted a sign!


Stalin, beer me! And where's that fucking donkey?!
He's back from vacation, and hiding somewhere in the office...

She's old and warm but she's full of fond memories. Which reminds me, I should probably clean her first. Now, the beer's gonna be gone soon so...gin me!
*Gins*

You're cleaning away all the old memories? Probably a good idea...

You should put a new one on your secret santa wishlist maybe?