NationStates Jolt Archive

Haha, right. Of course, since her nation is dead... *coughnecrophiliacough*

:p

:p

It makes me an only what?

and, inlaw, married to her father's brother.

Sorry, I thought, you know ... Dina.

Wait, you mean I have three sons?!!!. Help!

Hmmm. Darknovae as daughter-in-law. Ok, that works.

Sorry, I thought, you know ... Dina.

Yeah, yeah...*is developing gender identity issues*

Haha, right. Of course, since her nation is dead... *coughnecrophiliacough*

:p

Not this one. ;)

Not this one. ;)

:eek:

You're back from the dead! Zombified! Undead-Pancake!


Unless you are an imposter... *squints*

:eek:

You're back from the dead! Zombified! Undead-Pancake!


Unless you are an imposter... *squints*

Non, pas un poseur. c'est la Pancake. :)

Nor am I a zombie. But I have returned.... bwahahahahahaha!

Is it just me or are there a long of uncles in this family with questionable ties? I mean, how many brothers do the mother and father have??

Maybe we need to resolve that.

Is it just me or are there a long of uncles in this family with questionable ties? I mean, how many lovers do the mother and father have??

Maybe we need to resolve that.

Fixed. :p

Non, pas un poseur. c'est la Pancake. :)

Nor am I a zombie. But I have returned.... bwahahahahahaha!

Welcome back, sweetie! This place isn't nearly as much fun without your blog... Er, I mean posts! :D

Welcome back, sweetie! This place isn't nearly as much fun without your blog... Er, I mean posts! :D

Good to be back. :fluffle:

Good to be back. :fluffle:

How was life outside the kitchen?

Non, pas un poseur. c'est la Pancake. :)

Nor am I a zombie. But I have returned.... bwahahahahahaha!

seeing you are no longer Darknovae that mean you not married to Dinaverg as the paper work would have been filled out wrong

seeing you are no longer Darknovae that mean you not married to Dinaverg as the paper work would have been filled out wrong

:eek:

Living in sin!

:eek:

Living in sin!

as the case be
as one would know

Yeah, yeah...*is developing gender identity issues*

Please don't, I'm beginning to feel like a bad mother, you know - Mommie Dearest (sinister music).

Please don't, I'm beginning to feel like a bad mother, you know - Mommie Dearest (sinister music).

There is a quick solution for that. Boarding school! The further away the better! Then you only have to deal with your kids issues at Christmas, a time when there is always plenty of eggnog around to dull the pain.




THIS is why I wanted to be the Aunt, not the mother. :D

i must be the autistic child, because much to my great embarassment, i can never seem to keep streight who ANYONE is. not just on here, but in mundane life as well.

or third cousin twice removed living in another uncle fester's secret lab on another planet or something.

definately the hermit almost no one ever sees, living out in the haunted forrest where sometimes the goddess of all the little furry creatures drops by sometimes for tea, and while not shunning other sentient contact entirely, feels no great compulsion to seek it.

the one who only comes to town to look things up at the university engineering library, ride the trolleys, and eat at (the realatively cheapest he can find) exotic restaurants.

=^^=
.../\...

Do I have a spot within this ever-increasing morass of people?

Where do I fit in?

Do I have a spot within this ever-increasing morass of people?

My kids could always use another sibling.

Where do I fit in?

I'll adopt you, if you wish.

is there anyone who wants to have me? :confused:

I'll adopt you, if you wish. Deal.

i can has family nowz? yes i can has. :)

i must be the autistic child, because much to my great embarassment, i can never seem to keep streight who ANYONE is. not just on here, but in mundane life as well.

or third cousin twice removed living in another uncle fester's secret lab on another planet or something.

definately the hermit almost no one ever sees, living out in the haunted forrest where sometimes the goddess of all the little furry creatures drops by sometimes for tea, and while not shunning other sentient contact entirely, feels no great compulsion to seek it.

the one who only comes to town to look things up at the university engineering library, ride the trolleys, and eat at (the realatively cheapest he can find) exotic restaurants.

=^^=
.../\...
*notes*

Do I have a spot within this ever-increasing morass of people?

Where do I fit in?

is there anyone who wants to have me? :confused:

Think of something. :p

Can I be the the crazy confused child who constantly mistakes the sex of his relatives? And I am afraid of all my relatives... I cower in a corner every time one starts to raise their voice...

(Does anybody want to be my parents? I promise I'll be a good kid... ;))

EDIT: 1,000th post! w00t! :D

May I apply as the Italian cousin? I promise I'll cook.

I am willing to adopt or foster a small number of select (read deviant) children. Volunteers?

I am willing to adopt or foster a small number of select (read deviant) children. Volunteers?
Do you accept crazy children?

May I apply as the Italian cousin? I promise I'll cook.

Yum. ^_^

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We like.

Oh, and jobwise, I burn things for RWE npower. It's such a kickass job.

Do you accept crazy children?

Of course. Do you prefer straightjackets or really strong meds?

Damm i come back form the sick list and find out iam married and got kids

Damm i come back form the sick list and find out iam married and got kids

things you do when sick

NSG needs to relate more. By being relatives. So I, Cousin Dina, create this thread for the purpose of organizing that.

First things first, we need to determine the mother and father figures. I would suggest nominating some, but if y'all're too lazy I'll just pick them.

Anyhow, no one objected fast enough, so now people should come up and be adopted.

Nosotros somos la Familia Buendía!

Mama Smunkeeville
Papa Lunatic Goofballs
Reclusive Cousin Araraukar
Dropout Ifreann
Friendly Uncle Junii
Cool Uncle Gun Manufacturers
Little Brother Johnny
Convicted Uncle Drunk Commies
Hermit Grand-Uncle Rhursbourg
Hermit Cousin Cameroi
Maternal Grandfather Celtund
Maternal Grandmother Ashmoria
Cat-lady Aunt Katganistan
Attention whore Ruffy
Ruffy’s brother Sarkhaan
Lawschool Cousin Neo Art
Disowned Older Brother Fass
Hyperpatriotic Grand-Uncle MeansToAnEnd
Older Sister Chandelier
Army Brother Imperial ISA
Stoner Cousin The Blaatschapen
Girl-Next-Door Neesika
Boy-Next-Door Kiryu
Stalker-Next-Door Greater Trostia
Playboy Uncle Marrakech II
Geeky Nephew The Parkus Empire
Stepbrother New Limacon
Lecherous Uncle Nefundland
Baby Sister Uturn
You-don't-wanna-know Soviet Haaregrad
Critical Aunt Ardchoille
Odd Step-cousin Cannot think of a name
Paranoid Half-Brother Seathornia
Basement-Dwelling Brother The Vuhifellian States
Introverted Nerd Cousin Vanek Drury Brieres
Pool Boy Saige Dragon
Paternall Grandfather The Brevious
Uncle-Who-Hugs-a-Bit-Too-Long Jello Biafra
Spoiled Little Sister Arcticity
Some Guy Big Jim P
Bipolar Middle Child Maineiacs
Illegal Immigrant Soviestan
ADHD Little Brother Posi
Great-Grandpa Midnight Rain
Family Cat PedroTheDonkey
Hunky Cousin Pacificville
Family Sheep Fishnibble Reegay
Irresponsibly Fun Aunt Upper Botswavia
Double Cousin New Malachite Square
Psychotic Half-Uncle Sumamba Buwhan
Gainfully Employed Cousin Pan-Arab Barronia
Badass Aunt Bottle
Rebellious Brother Trotskylvania
Also Disowned Brother Bann-ed
Obsessive-Compulsive Cousin CanuckHeaven
Future World-Ruling Sister-in-law Der Fuhrer Dryzel
Cute Babysitter Dempublicents1
Distinctly Pervy Uncle Gartref
Stoner Cousin II Callisdrun
Basement-Dwelling Aunt Kryozerkia
Result-of-a-Genetic-Mishap Aunt Bitchkitten
Scottish Cousin UN Protectorates
Australian Cousin Ferrous Oxide
"Uncle" Dundee-Fienn
Italian Cousin Risottia

DISCLAIMER: Any inconsistencies are Ruffy's fault.

Can I be The Brother Everyone Else Swears is Adopted?

Of course. Do you prefer straightjackets or really strong meds?
Straitjackets or strong meds? BOTH!! :p Go on and leave me obtunded. ;)

*sigged* !!! :fluffle:

Can I be The Brother Everyone Else Swears is Adopted?

Hmm...how would I shorten that into two or three words?

Hmm...how would I shorten that into two or three words?

One word! BEESA. :D

Since Myrth has recently shown up from the great beyond I nominate him for long lost cousin or maybe the brother that was held in a private dungeon for 3 years by some deranged mad man.

What, seriously, he's here? *wasn't paying attention*

Hi is the thread title

What, seriously, he's here? *wasn't paying attention*

yeah, in "Hi"

But back on the topic, can I be the one who's locked away in that attic?

Since Myrth has recently shown up from the great beyond I nominate him for long lost cousin or maybe the brother that was held in a private dungeon for 3 years by some deranged mad man.

What, seriously, he's here? *wasn't paying attention*

yeah, in "Hi"

But back on the topic, can I be the one who's locked away in that attic?

*pulls out gun*

ok get up there now :p

*pulls out gun*

ok get up there now :p

"grrr...yes master" *climbs into attic to plot revenge*

"grrr...yes master" *climbs into attic to plot revenge*

oh no you don't you have Net and satellite TV up there

oh no you don't you have Net and satellite TV up there

What's my internet connection?

What's my internet connection?

DSL 20GB usege

DSL 20GB usege

"You monster! You have not seen the last of me!"

"You monster! You have not seen the last of me!"

hey i run out of money after buying million channels satellite TV set up

hey i run out of money after buying million channels satellite TV set up

Fun.

Bah, I's too lazy to, like, put effort into things. It's the weekend. I shall, uh, keep this afloat I guess...

Fun.

Bah, I's too lazy to, like, put effort into things. It's the weekend. I shall, uh, keep this afloat I guess...

mum can watch all the star trek she wants and be off my back about having grandkids seeing i'am the only one married :p

I want to be the angry older brother!

hey i run out of money after buying million channels satellite TV set up
You put that money into TV? Die!

You put that money into TV? Die!
\/ thats why
mum can watch all the star trek she wants and be off my back about having grandkids seeing i'am the only one married :p

I'm not quite sure where I'd fit in.

Hmm....

I'm not quite sure where I'd fit in.

Hmm....

You are from Jersey..... How about family enforcer?

You are from Jersey..... How about family enforcer?

Heh, didn't know we were that kind of family :D

Heh, didn't know we were that kind of family :D

same

The title keeps reminding me of 'We are Legion'

Count me in... as an exorcist. Some natural selection is long due.

Katganistan and LG are brother and sister, and are our cousins.

The title keeps reminding me of 'We are Legion'It reminds me of that Spice Girls song.

It reminds me of that Spice Girls song.

Oh thanks for that. :p

It reminds me of that Spice Girls song.

Spice girls?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister_Sledge

The title keeps reminding me of 'We are Legion'

No...

...We are Spartans!

I'm the random relative that always shows up at the family picnics that no one recognizes or cares about.

How ever you put that in 3 or so words, I leave you to figure out.

This is one fucked up family tree..

This is one fucked up family tree..

You expected something else from...this?

Count me in... as an exorcist. Some natural selection is long due.

Eh?

Eh?

indeed

*was not included and is sad*

Does that make me the unacknowledged bastard son?

*was not included and is sad*

Does that make me the unacknowledged bastard son?

Must resist making obvious joke...must resist making obvious joke...:D

This is one fucked up family tree..

This is one fucked up family, so there you go.

*was not included and is sad*

Does that make me the unacknowledged bastard son?

We have no unacknowledged bastard son!

I want to be a member of this dysfunctional family! I have no idea how I'd fit in though....

Can I join?

I don't know how I'd fit either...

Can I join?

I don't know how I'd fit either...

You're not alone, there.

You're not alone, there.
I know, the person above me didn't have an idea where they fit, which is why I said either. :p

Can I join?

I don't know how I'd fit either...

How bout disgruntled sister that lost it all in the stock market crash of Oct 21,07

How bout disgruntled sister that lost it all in the stock market crash of Oct 21,07
There was a stock market crash yesterday?

I don't think stocks are my thing. I don't like to have to think that hard about getting money when there are more interesting things to think about.

There was a stock market crash yesterday?

I don't think stocks are my thing. I don't like to have to think that hard about getting money when there are more interesting things to think about.

The site thotmarket (http://www.thotmarket.com), where NSGers had many investments, went down for work.

Someone suggest a position for me, perhaps Genius Younger Brother.

I'd kind of like to be the crazy aunt who disappears randomly for months and then turns up on Christmas day with a new tattoo. http://www.rnel.net/tutorials/uploaded_images/93893580.jpg

I'd kind of like to be the crazy aunt who disappears randomly for months and then turns up on Christmas day with a new tattoo.

[Critical Aunt]Which, of course, looks very, ah, up-to-date, dear, but do you really think, at your age, it's entirely ... suitable? And so upsetting! Let me tell you, I never let my children have tattoos, and not one of them has joined a gang, so I really think, dear, it's time you thought of the children ...[/Critical Aunt]

You never know what sort of little thing will set off a Critical Aunt. Who's that over there drinking white wine out of the wrong sort of glass, eh?

[Critical Aunt]Which, of course, looks very, ah, up-to-date, dear, but do you really think, at your age, it's entirely ... suitable? And so upsetting! Let me tell you, I never let my children have tattoos, and not one of them has joined a gang, so I really think, dear, it's time you thought of the children ...[/Critical Aunt]

You never know what sort of little thing will set off a Critical Aunt. Who's that over there drinking white wine out of the wrong sort of glass, eh?

That's me, dear. I'm the overwhelmed mother of Ruffy, Sarkhan and Dinaverq (and a couple of others, I think). We're already a gang. And all my kids have tattoos - and piercings. I enjoy tweaking Critical Aunts.

*looks at Aunts* i think it time to sign up on another tour somewhere :p

That's me, dear. I'm the overwhelmed mother of Ruffy, Sarkhan and Dinaverq (and a couple of others, I think). We're already a gang. And all my kids have tattoos - and piercings. I enjoy tweaking Critical Aunts.

*Purses mouth, looks down nose, raises eyebrows, narrows eyes, adjusts glasses. extracts inhaler delicately from handbag, takes medication in an offended manner, snaps handbag shut with aggressive click. Takes deep breath.*

That's quite all right, dear, I forgive you.

*Looks obnoxiously forgiving*

C'mon, I had one like this! I know all the moves!

We've been so dysfunctional that I've stayed away from these forums and been deated!!

Can I put down Girlfriend - Ilie, Dina? No? Okay. Fine. :mad:

We've been so dysfunctional that I've stayed away from these forums and been deated!!

Can I put down Girlfriend - Ilie, Dina? No? Okay. Fine. :mad:

she in my family hurt her and i'am hunting you down :p

she in my family hurt her and i'am hunting you down :p

The only way if she... were...... in... :eek:

I'll take care of her, pa! :D

Dina? Any response?

BTW, when I said "Genius Younger Brother" I had this guy (http://www.stripedwall.com/gallery.php?image=/television/Heroes/HeroesS1/heroes122/Heroes1x220001552.jpg&mode=fullsize) in mind.

[Critical Aunt]Which, of course, looks very, ah, up-to-date, dear, but do you really think, at your age, it's entirely ... suitable? And so upsetting! Let me tell you, I never let my children have tattoos, and not one of them has joined a gang, so I really think, dear, it's time you thought of the children ...[/Critical Aunt]

You never know what sort of little thing will set off a Critical Aunt. Who's that over there drinking white wine out of the wrong sort of glass, eh?

I have a funny feeling Critical Aunt wil say something about ll the pie fights in the house. :p

You never know what sort of little thing will set off a Critical Aunt. Who's that over there drinking white wine out of the wrong sort of glass, eh?

And, by the way, how many times do I have to tell you that you HAVE TO DRINK RED WINE with a Florentine steak! And forget Chianti, here's a Montepulciano.

*Purses mouth, looks down nose, raises eyebrows, narrows eyes, adjusts glasses. extracts inhaler delicately from handbag, takes medication in an offended manner, snaps handbag shut with aggressive click. Takes deep breath.*

That's quite all right, dear, I forgive you.

*Looks obnoxiously forgiving*

C'mon, I had one like this! I know all the moves!

*Chugs Miller Lite. Grins. Puts arm around your shoulders. Offers you a drink from the bottle. Wider grin. Hugs.*

I think everyone has one - either relative or acquaintance.

~stufs some strange woodland her in my long clay pipe and lights it taking long dar off the piope as I listen to this there talking ~

There was a stock market crash yesterday?

I don't think stocks are my thing. I don't like to have to think that hard about getting money when there are more interesting things to think about.

Lol, my bad I always mistaken you and Dinaverg. I have dementia kicking in already at my young age.
Was referring to Thotmarket crashing. Dina was playing on it as well as several dozen of us.

Nerd/Geek/Needs Friends/Nephew please!

Gravedigger!

If you'll dig a grave, please dig plot #42. I am buried there. Thank you.