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NSG needs to relate more. By being relatives. So I, Cousin Dina, create this thread for the purpose of organizing that.

First things first, we need to determine the mother and father figures. I would suggest nominating some, but if y'all're too lazy I'll just pick them.

Anyhow, no one objected fast enough, so now people should come up and be adopted.

Nosotros somos la Familia Buendía!

Mama Smunkeeville
Papa Lunatic Goofballs
Reclusive Cousin Araraukar
Dropout Ifreann
Friendly Uncle Junii
Cool Uncle Gun Manufacturers
Little Brother Johnny
Convicted Uncle Drunk Commies
Hermit Grand-Uncle Rhursbourg
Hermit Cousin Cameroi
Maternal Grandfather Celtund
Maternal Grandmother Ashmoria
Cat-lady Aunt Katganistan
Attention whore Ruffy
Ruffy’s brother Sarkhaan
Lawschool Cousin Neo Art
Disowned Older Brother Fass
Hyperpatriotic Grand-Uncle MeansToAnEnd
Older Sister Chandelier
Army Brother Imperial ISA
Stoner Cousin The Blaatschapen
Girl-Next-Door Neesika
Boy-Next-Door Kiryu
Stalker-Next-Door Greater Trostia
Playboy Uncle Marrakech II
Geeky Nephew The Parkus Empire
Stepbrother New Limacon
Lecherous Uncle Nefundland
Baby Sister Uturn
You-don't-wanna-know Soviet Haaregrad
Critical Aunt Ardchoille
Odd Step-cousin Cannot think of a name
Paranoid Half-Brother Seathornia
Basement-Dwelling Brother The Vuhifellian States
Introverted Nerd Cousin Vanek Drury Brieres
Pool Boy Saige Dragon
Paternall Grandfather The Brevious
Uncle-Who-Hugs-a-Bit-Too-Long Jello Biafra
Spoiled Little Sister Arcticity
Some Guy Big Jim P
Bipolar Middle Child Maineiacs
Illegal Immigrant Soviestan
ADHD Little Brother Posi
Great-Grandpa Midnight Rain
Family Cat PedroTheDonkey
Hunky Cousin Pacificville
Family Sheep Fishnibble Reegay
Irresponsibly Fun Aunt Upper Botswavia
Double Cousin New Malachite Square
Psychotic Half-Uncle Sumamba Buwhan
Gainfully Employed Cousin Pan-Arab Barronia
Badass Aunt Bottle
Rebellious Brother Trotskylvania
Also Disowned Brother Bann-ed
Obsessive-Compulsive Cousin CanuckHeaven
Future World-Ruling Sister-in-law Der Fuhrer Dryzel
Cute Babysitter Dempublicents1
Distinctly Pervy Uncle Gartref
Stoner Cousin II Callisdrun
Basement-Dwelling Aunt Kryozerkia
Result-of-a-Genetic-Mishap Aunt Bitchkitten
Scottish Cousin UN Protectorates
Australian Cousin Ferrous Oxide
"Uncle" Dundee-Fienn
Italian Cousin Risottia
Token Black Cousin Maraque
Pornstar Cousin Pathetic Romantics
Crazy (like that needs to be said) Cousin Brutland and Norden
BEESA Minaris
Great-Grandfather-Next-Door Myrth
Attic-bound Grand-Uncle Zatarack
Angry Older Brother Hydesland
Family Enforcer Dues Malum

DISCLAIMER: Any inconsistencies are Ruffy's fault.

Smunkee=mother

LG = crazy uncle.

Smunkee=mother

Totally my guess.

As to LG, he's very crazy, but I had actually though of him as father figure. He -is- a father too, and his kids are awesome.

Totally my guess.

As to LG, he's very crazy, but I had actually though of him as father figure. He -is- a father too, and his kids are awesome.

Uncles can be fathers too.

Would that mean that Smunkee and me... :eek:

Would that mean that Smunkee and me... :eek:

...













;)

Would that mean that Smunkee and me... :eek:

The.
Most Awesome.
Kids EVER!

Uncles can be fathers too.

Yes, but their kids will be labeled Cousins, not us. :p

I'll be the rarely-seen, weird relative that no-one really knows except when he/she makes odd comments that embarrass two thirds of those present... ;)

Reclusive Cousin Araraukar. *nod*

The.
Most Awesome.
Kids EVER!

The intelligence of the Smunklings and the pure concentrated mischief of the Little Goofballs.

I, for one, welcome our new Smunkball/Goofee overkiddies.

Also, I'm the cool guy who constantly hangs out in the house, but who isn't actually a family member. Like DeFonz.

I'll take the Friendly Uncle role.

Totally my guess.

As to LG, he's very crazy, but I had actually though of him as father figure. He -is- a father too, and his kids are awesome.

I see your point about LG.

I nominate myself as the cool uncle, as I am a cool uncle in real life. Proof for such a claim is my brother in law once threatened to take the shotgun to one of the toys I got my oldest niece, because it was so annoying). Also, when I went to my oldest niece's soccer game last Sunday, my second niece wanted to go home with me (I think it was partially because we had so much fun playing on the playscape), and cried when she couldn't. Finally, whenever I visit my nieces and nephew, they always want me to play wiffle ball with them.

NSG needs to relate more. By being relatives. So I, Cousin Dina, create this thread for the purpose of organizing that.

First things first, we need to determine the mother and father figures. I would suggest nominating some, but if y'all're too lazy I'll just pick them.

I was thinking of doing this once. I'll take kid cousin for $100, Alex.

I'll be the rarely-seen, weird relative that no-one really knows except when he/she makes odd comments that embarrass two thirds of those present... ;)

So would Drunk Commies be the uncle that was in prison?

I be the wierd cousin that lives in the countrysuide that survives on poaching and other devious countryways that has only once been to the big city

I was thinking of doing this once. I'll take kid cousin for $100, Alex.

Actually I wanna make you a Little Brother. and because you're a little brother, what you think isn't all that important, therefore, you don't care if I use a logical fallacy or two.

I hesitate to ask what role I should be asked to play...

Celtund shall be the Maternal Grandfather, cuz he's old.

I hesitate to ask what role I should be asked to play...

Aunt of some sort. *thinks*

I hesitate to ask what role I should be asked to play...

I second the aunt role but with lots and lots of cats. :p

Hello, I'm just posting here to get some attention..

I second the aunt role but with lots and lots of cats. :p

Of course! I should have seen that.

I second the aunt role but with lots and lots of cats. :p

LOL, I've only the one, I swear.

LOL, I've only the one, I swear.

too late.

Hrmm. How, uh, slightly not young is Anti-Social Darwinism?

Hello, I'm just posting here to get some attention..

Ohai!

I'll be the racist snobby cousin!

I nominate Ashmoria as grandmother, and Neo Art as the educated cousin everyone gossips about.

Also, why do I always end up as the mom? Even IRL.......like with people who aren't my kids........grown adults........wtf?

Heh. Just summat about you Ma.

too late.

Hrmm. How, uh, slightly not young is Anti-Social Darwinism?

I nominate Ashmoria as grandmother, and Neo Art as the educated cousin everyone gossips about.

Also, why do I always end up as the mom? Even IRL.......like with people who aren't my kids........grown adults........wtf?

F&G/MTAE (not that they're around anymore) for the annoying neighbor?

Fass - Disowned gay child?

Also, uh, I unfortunately came in just after Zooke...departed, so if someone that knew might recommend?

What am I?

What am I?

...

Sister of some sort.

I nominate Ashmoria as grandmother, and Neo Art as the educated cousin everyone gossips about.

Also, why do I always end up as the mom? Even IRL.......like with people who aren't my kids........grown adults........wtf?

You have an aura of mother-y-ness. *nods*

...

Sister of some sort.

Ok. :)

Ok. :)

Well, it can't be just sister...Older Sister, I suppose.

Well, it can't be just sister...Older Sister, I suppose.

not me i'am older then her

not me i'am older then her

Older Brother in the Army? Pleasing? :p

Older Brother in the Army? Pleasing? :p

no i'am not bring you home a anti tank launcher

So since I'm not part of the incrowd here, just give me something :) I'll be happy to know how you guys and girls see me :p

Sorry, I'm not into incest, so I decline to become related to any of you.

Sorry, I'm not into incest, so I decline to become related to any of you.

You can be the girl next door.

So since I'm not part of the incrowd here, just give me something :) I'll be happy to know how you guys and girls see me :p

Anyone who pops up will. :p

You can be the girl next door.

Nice thinking. ^_^

Nice thinking. ^_^

*gives thumbs up*
Aaaay.

NSG needs to relate more. By being relatives. So I, Cousin Dina, create this thread for the purpose of organizing that.

First things first, we need to determine the mother and father figures. I would suggest nominating some, but if y'all're too lazy I'll just pick them.

Anyhow, no one objected fast enough, so now people should come up and be adopted.

Mama Smunkeeville
Papa Lunatic Goofballs
Reclusive Cousin Araraukar
Dropout Ifreann
Friendly Uncle Junii
Cool Uncle Gun Manufacturers
Little Brother Johnny
Convicted Uncle Drunk Commies
Hermit Grand-Uncle Rhursbourg
Maternal Grandfather Celtund
Maternal Grandmother Ashmoria
Cat-lady Aunt Katganistan
Attention whore Ruffy
Lawschool Cousin Neo Art
Disowned Older Brother Fass
Hyperpatriotic Grand-Uncle MeansToAnEnd
Older Sister Chandelier
Army Brother Imperial ISA
Stoner Cousin The Blaatschapen
Girl-Next-Door Neesika

Er, okay. Where do I fit in?

Er, okay. Where do I fit in?

Do you want us to tell you, or do you have an idea?

Sorry, I'm not into incest, so I decline to become related to any of you.

... 5th cousin?

Do you want me to tell you, or do you have an idea?

Well, I suppose I could be the nerdy kid who always has the crazy ideas. Like an intellectual Kramer. It's really up-to you.

Also, why do I always end up as the mom? Even IRL.......like with people who aren't my kids........grown adults........wtf?

because...
when you speak, people listen to you
I guess...

I dunno who I am... Can I leave it up to you people?

Sorry, I'm not into incest, so I decline to become related to any of you.

I don't really consider it incest if it's cousin or beyond.

Well, I suppose I could be the nerdy kid who always has the crazy ideas. Like an intellectual Kramer. It's really up-to you.

We shall put it up to vote!

What should Parkus be?

I dunno who I am... Can I leave it up to you people?

You live with Neesika. Nobody knows why, but people suspect you're a rent boy.

You live with Neesika. Nobody knows why, but people suspect you're a rent boy.

Haha, ok.

Cool I'm the Stoner Cousin, even though I don't do drugs (anymore) :p

So, who'll be the Stewie and try to kill Smunkee all the time? ;)

I'll leave who I am to the wisdom of NSG.

Good call. I would have worked in "Lima Beans" somehow.

I'll leave who I am to the wisdom of NSG.

I wonder where I fit in on this family tree. A few facts real quick and maybe someone can come up with a position. Older guy married to a hot young gal. Don't want for money and have travelled extensively on my own and when I was in the service.

I wonder where I fit in on this family tree. A few facts real quick and maybe someone can come up with a position. Older guy married to a hot young gal. Don't want for money and have travelled extensively on my own and when I was in the service.

Rich paternal grandfather with a weak heart.

As a lurker, I'll let someone else place me on the family tree.

Cool I'm the Stoner Cousin, even though I don't do drugs (anymore) :p

So, who'll be the Stewie and try to kill Smunkee all the time? ;)

waitwaitwaitwait...

we're doing family guy?


I'll be Brian! :p

How can I get people not looking at a thread to look at it? Hmm...

Rich paternal grandfather with a weak heart.

Ooh, can I be the grandson/nephew/servant who is always at your side, taking care of you in your old age, but then it turns out I'm the one who finally does you in which is a complete surprise because everyone thought it was one of your egoistic children who all hope you left them something in your will and on one hand I'm a "bad guy" but the reader can also understand that I wanted to live my own life and it seemed like you would never die so I took care of it myself? (whew!)

I'm the girl-next-door's creepy stalker.

How can I get people not looking at a thread to look at it? Hmm...

Gypsy magicks?

Actually I wanna make you a Little Brother. and because you're a little brother, what you think isn't all that important, therefore, you don't care if I use a logical fallacy or two.

Exactly why I didn't want to be a little brother in the first place.

Ooh, can I be the grandson/nephew/servant who is always at your side, taking care of you in your old age, but then it turns out I'm the one who finally does you in which is a complete surprise because everyone thought it was one of your egoistic children who all hope you left them something in your will and on one hand I'm a "bad guy" but the reader can also understand that I wanted to live my own life and it seemed like you would never die so I took care of it myself? (whew!)

Yarr...If'n y'all are gonna have profiles, post 'em up and linky to 'em in your sig. or something. :p

Gypsy magicks?

Indeed...Assign Nefundland something.

Exactly why I didn't want to be a little brother in the first place.

*ruffles hair* Ahh, you'll get it when you're older. :p

Can I be someone's brother-uncle? :D

Can I be someone's brother-uncle? :D

Err...Is that one of those "I'm my own Granpa" things?

Indeed...Assign Nefundland something.

Uncle that gets really drunk at family events and leers at the wimminz in the family.

Err...Is that one of those "I'm my own Granpa" things?

No, it's much worse. ;)

Ooh! Ooh!
Can I be the black sheep weirdo sister/cousin?
You know, the one who's hardcore metal-head one week and drugged up hippy the next...
Or I'll be the mentally unstable girl who everyone hides the sharp, shiny things from... mmm... shiny. ShaRp.
*dazed*

As a lurker, I'll let someone else place me on the family tree.

Nefundland: International Man of Mystery?

Uncle that gets really drunk at family events and leers at the wimminz in the family.

yayz.

Can I be the aunt who lives in another state and turns up once a year on a Family Visit and just knows that everyone else's kids, partners, possessions, etc, are much lower quality than hers, so she keeps on giving really well-meant, infuriating advice about how to improve them? (Her name is Olive.)

What roles would a semi-lurker get?

What roles would a semi-lurker get?

You could be the guy with the broken leg who spies on is neighbors using a high powered telescope... then thinks he sees a murder...

But it's just Daddy Goofball pieing Mommy Smunkee.

The 40 year old loser living with his mama playing CS.

Yeah, that's me.

The guy that shows up at the reunion that no one can really remember how he's related but doesn't have the nerve to kick out. Seems like a nice enough guy, if kinda odd.

And totally hording the dip.

Seems like a nice enough guy, if kinda odd.

And totally hording the dip.
Those two things are mutually exclusive.

"Baby Brother Uturn"

It would seem that Uturn is a girl, from her post.

It would?

...Oooh, yeah. :p

*fixes*

"Baby Brother Uturn"

It would seem that Uturn is a girl, from her post.

You could be the guy with the broken leg who spies on is neighbors using a high powered telescope... then thinks he sees a murder...

But it's just Daddy Goofball pieing Mommy Smunkee.

yes yes, I see it now:

Paranoid half-brother?

It would?

...Oooh, yeah. :p

*fixes*

Yes it would... at least today I am. Tomorrow I may change my mind.
Now you've gone and given me gender issues! :p
*considers which pronouns to use*

Yes it would... at least today I am. Tomorrow I may change my mind.
Now you've gone and given me gender issues! :p
*considers which pronouns to use*

Oh, I've been there before. I think it's because Dina looks too much like Diana...It can be fun, though. :p

*ruffles hair* Ahh, you'll get it when you're older. :p

(Large pointy spikes come out of head)

(Large pointy spikes come out of head)

Hmm, dangerous.

So, who wants to keep track of things while I sleep? :p

Oh, I've been there before. I think it's because Dina looks too much like Diana...It can be fun, though. :p

That's true...
Oh! Let me get my dyke jacket.
:)

Pool Boy. ;)

Introverted Nerd that spends most time on some wierd website called Nationstates.net=VDB:p

How about Introverted Nerd Cousin?

Can I be the aunt who lives in another state and turns up once a year on a Family Visit and just knows that everyone else's kids, partners, possessions, etc, are much lower quality than hers, so she keeps on giving really well-meant, infuriating advice about how to improve them? (Her name is Olive.)

i had one of those,till i turn around and point out a lot of things about her family that she did know about

Can I write the theme tune to this sitcom?

Can I write the theme tune to this sitcom?

Yes. We need a musical theme. With kazoos. And more cowbell.

I nominate myself to be the Uncle-Who-Hugs-a-Bit-Too-Long.

I'll go with pampered litte sister princess:p

I'll take "cousin no one wants to admit being related to".:p

I'll take "cousin no one wants to admit being related to".:p

Hmm, that makes it seem almost contradictory to put it up...

Yes. We need a musical theme. With kazoos. And more cowbell.

Not more cowbell, we need more of this: http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/8811/owlbell1aw.jpg

Celtund shall be the Maternal Grandfather, cuz he's old.

Yes, I'll admit to that, and it makes Smun my daughter. :p

I still can't believe I'm the father. You know, that isn't going to protect you from my mischief. ;)

Also, why do I always end up as the mom? Even IRL.......like with people who aren't my kids........grown adults........wtf?

Someone has to do it. Besides you are good at it my daughter.

I still can't believe I'm the father. You know, that isn't going to protect you from my mischief. ;)

Hey, that makes you my son-in-law. :eek:

Can I be the moody cynical middle child?

I want to be the gardener.

Oooo, I wanna be in the family.

Pick me, please!!!!

Not more cowbell, we need more of this: http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/8811/owlbell1aw.jpg

Nice.


We need a last name. I was thinking "Government", just to show our cultural roots, but...

Yes, I'll admit to that, and it makes Smun my daughter. :p

I still can't believe I'm the father. You know, that isn't going to protect you from my mischief. ;)

Which brings me to a further point. Who's LG's Mom?

I can't wait to see the family... shrubbery we have going on here.

Nice.


We need a last name. I was thinking "Government", just to show our cultural roots, but...Too Anglo-Saxon.

Tho French are known for having such pretty words, so why not be the "Gouvernement" family?

Which family member would I be?

Assign me something!

Please?

*puppy dog eyes*

Nice.


We need a last name. I was thinking "Government", just to show our cultural roots, but...

What about "Buendía?" (There should be an accent over the "i.") That's the name of the large family in Gabriel Garcia Marquez's One Hundred Years of Solitude, and this forum seems very much like a magic realist novel.
Also, if our last name was Buendía, all the males could be Colonel Aureliano Buendía, which I believe to be the greatest name in the Universe and will definitely call myself if I ever move to Columbia.

The hot cousin.

Assign me something!

Please?

*puppy dog eyes*

Family pet?

Which brings me to a further point. Who's LG's Mom?

Well I think LG's mom would have been killed in a horrible clown car accident?
Maybe that would go a ways in explaining things??

The hot cousin.

I demand pictures before we assign that lucrative role.

Family pet?

Hmm, what type of animal could PedroTheDonkey possibly be? A dog? No... A cat? No... Hmm, what could he be?

lol. It's funny because saying 'the hot cousin' immediately connotates, for whatever reason, that I am female whereas I'm actually male. Breaking down gender barries!

Ahh what the hell I guess you can be but you cannot call yourself hot. Maybe hunk?

I demand pictures before we assign that lucrative role.

lol. It's funny because saying 'the hot cousin' immediately connotates, for whatever reason, that I am female whereas I'm actually male. Breaking down gender barries!

NSG needs to relate more. By being relatives. So I, Cousin Dina, create this thread for the purpose of organizing that.

First things first, we need to determine the mother and father figures. I would suggest nominating some, but if y'all're too lazy I'll just pick them.

Anyhow, no one objected fast enough, so now people should come up and be adopted.

Mama Smunkeeville
Papa Lunatic Goofballs
Reclusive Cousin Araraukar
Dropout Ifreann
Friendly Uncle Junii
Cool Uncle Gun Manufacturers
Little Brother Johnny
Convicted Uncle Drunk Commies
Hermit Grand-Uncle Rhursbourg
Maternal Grandfather Celtund
Maternal Grandmother Ashmoria
Cat-lady Aunt Katganistan
Attention whore Ruffy
Lawschool Cousin Neo Art
Disowned Older Brother Fass
Hyperpatriotic Grand-Uncle MeansToAnEnd
Older Sister Chandelier
Army Brother Imperial ISA
Stoner Cousin The Blaatschapen
Girl-Next-Door Neesika
Boy-Next-Door Kiryu
Stalker-Next-Door Greater Trostia
Playboy Uncle Marrakech II
Geeky Nephew The Parkus Empire
Stepbrother New Limacon
Lecherous Uncle Nefundland
Baby Sister Uturn
You-don't-wanna-know Soviet Haaregrad
Critical Aunt Ardchoille
Odd Step-cousin Cannot think of a name
Paranoid Half-Brother Seathornia
Basement-Dwelling Brother The Vuhifellian States
Introverted Nerd Cousin Vanek Drury Brieres
Pool Boy Saige Dragon
Paternall Grandfather The Brevious
Uncle-Who-Hugs-a-Bit-Too-Long Jello Biafra
Spoiled Little Sister Arcticity
Some Guy Big Jim P
Bipolar Middle Child Maineiacs
Illegal Immigrant Soviestan
ADHD Little Brother Posi

Dude, you don't have a black sheep yet? Every family has to have a black sheep. Can I be the black sheep? Baaaaaaaaa.

Ahh what the hell I guess you can be but you cannot call yourself hot. Maybe hunk?

That doesn't sound like a 1950s stereotype though, so no.

I would like to be the world travelling photojournalist aunt who breezes into town and takes the nieces and nephews out on cool adventures to exclusive clubs and protest marches and tropical islands and other places their parents would never take them. And then she picks up some really hot guy and heads off to Africa on safari, or to climb a volcano somewhere or cover the current situation in Myanmar.

I would like to be the world travelling photojournalist aunt who breezes into town and takes the nieces and nephews out on cool adventures to exclusive clubs and protest marches and tropical islands and other places their parents would never take them. And then she picks up some really hot guy and heads off to Africa on safari, or to climb a volcano somewhere or cover the current situation in Myanmar.

errr...wha?

errr...wha?

In other words: The Fun But Irresponsible Globe-Trotting Aunt.

In other words: The Fun But Irresponsible Globe-Trotting Aunt.

Ahhhhh.

If anyone was able to place me, I'd be rather surprised.

Hmm...

We need a Double Cousin.

If anyone was able to place me, I'd be rather surprised.

I can't figure out what I would be in this family? The strange mad-scientist cross-dressing neo-shaman guy that your mom once cheated on your dad with, which was committed to a maximum security psychiatric ward for untold evil perhaps?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Relatives_Chart.jpg

:eek:damn, that is one big chart

:eek:damn, that is one big chart

*shrug* We've got a lot of active users...
Who should see this thread! We're obviously missing people...

So are we going to make our own chart, or keep it in list form?

Heh....Smunkee and Lunatic Goofballs would have been my choice, too. Aside from the fact that I'm not here often, if I were to be put on that little family chart of yours...I'd have no idea what I'd be.

So are we going to make our own chart, or keep it in list form?

I vote chart and list, makes it easier to view the situation:p

My parents will be interested to see that chart, thanks Dina! *saves*

So are we going to make our own chart, or keep it in list form?

We could make a chart. Individually I hoped everyone might put theirs into their sig, because my brain can't hold it all and I'd degenerate to calling everyone "Cousin".

Heh....Smunkee and Lunatic Goofballs would have been my choice, too. Aside from the fact that I'm not here often, if I were to be put on that little family chart of yours...I'd have no idea what I'd be.

Hmm, well we'll just have to come up with something, won't we folks?

*is working on a sort of tree*

We need great-grandparents! Who wants to be really old?

Hmm, well we'll just have to come up with something, won't we folks?

He said he isn't here often...maybe the cousin from another marriage, who we all think is semi-famous, only because we haven't seen him in such a long time.

I wish I could be the badass motorcycle-riding tattooed grandma who tells the grandkids that they're fucking posers because they only started liking Greenday when the latest album came out. But I'm too young to be a grandma. :(

I wish I could be the badass motorcycle-riding tattooed grandma who tells the grandkids that they're fucking posers because they only started liking Greenday when the latest album came out. But I'm too young to be a grandma. :(

*shrug* Great grandma then? That basically cubes the bad-assness of it.

Do we have a name yet? If not, I would like to bring up again the possibility of Buendía.

Once more on the basis of no one objecting, sure. :p

*shrug* Great grandma then? That basically cubes the bad-assness of it.
Sweet.

*is working on a sort of tree*

Yay!

Except my.. position doesn't seem to fit on a tree. Eh.

Yay!

Except my.. position doesn't seem to fit on a tree. Eh.

I'll figure something out for you people. :p

Ooh, Ooh, I wanna be the rebellious college age son!

*marries Neesika to The Brevious anyways because he can and LG needed a mom*

He said he isn't here often...maybe the cousin from another marriage, who we all think is semi-famous, only because we haven't seen him in such a long time.

If it helps, the reason I'm not here often is because I'm working all the damned time... :)

If it helps, the reason I'm not here often is because I'm working all the damned time... :)

See? He's always working in the government/movie business/mob, just like we think.

If it helps, the reason I'm not here often is because I'm working all the damned time... :)

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Well it's not my full title but I'll take it :p
:fluffle:

Well it's not my full title but I'll take it :p
:fluffle:

^_^

Hmm, the tree (http://generalite.tribalpages.com/) is troublesome. can't really get the complete view...

I has to go to bed now...Keep assimilating! :p

I'll figure something out for you people. :p

Yay!

http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?userid=generalite&pid=20&rand=62467755&view=51
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Or rather, http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?view=6&userid=generalite&pid=38&rand=12234

http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?userid=generalite&pid=20&rand=62467755&view=51
?

Or rather, http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?view=6&userid=generalite&pid=38&rand=12234

Mother's side of the family?

*is really going to bed now*

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Wait, I'm confused. I seem to be the son of three people.

Mother's side of the family?

*is really going to bed now*

http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?view=6&userid=generalite&pid=4&rand=12234 ?

Wait, I'm confused. I seem to be the son of three people.

You are the child of Sumamba Buwhan. Your sibling is Seathornia. Your grandparents are Smunkee and LG.

Edit: NVM... >.<

Re-edit! You are the child of Sumamba Buwhan and Smunkee! I seez!

*looks at the huge family gathering*

I feel like the disowned son who doesn't even know who disowned him..

You are the child of Sumamba Buwhan. Your sibling is Seathornia.

I'm sorry we had to break it to you this way New Limacon. But you are actually mine and smunkees illegitimate bastard child.

I'm sorry we had to break it to you this way New Limacon. But you are actually mine and smunkees illegitimate bastard child.

But...but...:(

Does this mean LG isn't my real father? Does it mean he doesn't really love me?

I'm sorry we had to break it to you this way New Limacon. But you are actually mine and smunkees illegitimate bastard child.

Yeah, that.

Really only his quote was relevent.You guys added me to the list? You could have told me. You expect me to actually check the front page every day or so? Fuck that shit.

But...but...:(

Does this mean LG isn't my real father? Does it mean he doesn't really love me?

That's pretty much the case. I'll give you fatherly advice but when the family is around just call me Uncle Su. ;)

^_^

Hmm, the tree (http://generalite.tribalpages.com/) is troublesome. can't really get the complete view...
Let George take care of that "troublesome tree".

http://www.sunlink.ucf.edu/weed/images/presAxe.gif

Irresponsibly Fun Aunt! Cool, thanks! :D

I am guessing that I am LG's sister, then.



*Edit* OK, I sigged my relationship to all you loonybirds. Of course, it is not showing up in THIS post, but oh well. :D

Irresponsibly Fun Aunt! Cool, thanks! :D

I am guessing that I am LG's sister, then.

And DCD's wife, and the daughter of Neesika and the Brevious. The mother of Pacificville and Malachite Square, apparently. http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?view=6&userid=generalite&pid=28&rand=12234

And DCD's wife, and the daughter of Neesika and the Brevious. The mother of Pacificville and Malachite Square, apparently. http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?view=6&userid=generalite&pid=28&rand=12234

Wow, I thought I was single, what with all my globetrotting and picking up hunky men and such... but since DCD is the convicted uncle, and, I am guessing, in jail, I think that could still work.

And DCD's wife, and the daughter of Neesika and the Brevious. The mother of Pacificville and Malachite Square, apparently. http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?view=6&userid=generalite&pid=28&rand=12234

mm lets see i'am NS married to Der Fuhrer Dryzel so is she part of the family

*still feels like an orphan, and not the singing toothbrush-waving dancing merry kind either*

:(

*wants to be part of the family*

*wants to be part of the family*

*empathizes*

Has the spot for Pervy Uncle been taken yet?

*still feels like an orphan, and not the singing toothbrush-waving dancing merry kind either*

:(

Do you know "Auntie Mame"? You could be my Patrick.

Has the spot for Pervy Uncle been taken yet?

Jello B, I think. At least a little.

*wants to be part of the family*

Ack! We need you! What do you want to be?

Do you know "Auntie Mame"? You could be my Patrick.

*races to wikipedia* Uhm.. Somewhat.

Wee. :)

Where'd I fit in?

Where'd I fit in?

Stoner aunt? Iono...

*races to wikipedia* Uhm.. Somewhat.

Wee. :)

OK, then I nominate Bann-ed as "Orphan unofficially adopted by Irresponsibly Fun Aunt".


Here, take this banjo. And wear this turban. You can play the banjo while we are riding on the elephant.

Ack! We need you! What do you want to be?

I have to pick for myself? Oh, that's a bit harder. Any suggestions?

I have to pick for myself? Oh, that's a bit harder. Any suggestions?

You can pick yourself if you can... I got assigned; I'm not good at the whole picking thing. :(

I have to pick for myself? Oh, that's a bit harder. Any suggestions?

Who is the person you like the best (or dislike the most) in your own family? Model yourself after them. :p

OK, then I nominate Bann-ed as "Orphan unofficially adopted by Irresponsibly Fun Aunt".


Here, take this banjo. And wear this turban. You can play the banjo while we are riding on the elephant.

Awesome.

*starts pickin' at some bluegrass beats...wearing a turban...on a pachyderm*

Who is the person you like the best (or dislike the most) in your own family? Model yourself after them. :p

Hmm, I was going to say I would be the cute babysitter that the boys all have a crush on.

But I could, instead, be the vulgar and fun aunt.

Somebody else pick between them. What fits me best?

Hmm, I was going to say I would be the cute babysitter that the boys all have a crush on.

But I could, instead, be the vulgar and fun aunt.

Somebody else pick between them. What fits me best?

Well, we don't seem to have a babysitter...

Well, we don't seem to have a babysitter...

Sweet! That's what I'll be then. The cute babysitter. =)

Sweet! That's what I'll be then. The cute babysitter. =)

*pokes sleeping dinaverg*

Sweet! That's what I'll be then. The cute babysitter. =)

As potentially one of the boys, I approve of this message.

Sweet! That's what I'll be then. The cute babysitter. =)

Just as well, cause I have "fun aunt" locked up... and just "vulgar aunt" is probably not as good as cute babysitter. Plus, I apparently have three sons now (one adopted) and I am going to need a good babysitter as I am away most of the time. And I pay well. And bring back good souveniers!

As potentially one of the boys, I approve of this message.

Seconded.

Sark is my brother.

Do I get to be something?

Do I get to be something?

What would you like to be?

Do I get to be something?

That stoner guy that lives with Cannotthinkofanamebutironicallydoeshaveaname?

That stoner guy that lives with Cannotthinkofanamebutironicallydoeshaveaname?

Yeah, perpetually stoned roommate is a good one!

Aggh, so much stuff...Could someone, like, collect everything from about #120 forward while I go to school and learn stuff?

*pointedly doesn't point to Callisdrun*

If we're family, shouldn't we have a Ghastly Family Secret?

(whisper whisper vampire whisper whisper.)

Stoner aunt? Iono...

Hmmmm....

The aunt who never quite grew up who lives in her sister's basement.

Hmmm. I see. Well, my RL family doesn't claim me either.

I wanna be part of the family! I totally agree with Smunkee and LG as the Mother and Father figures of the forum.

I suppose if I had to choose a family role myself... I suppose I'd be one of the Scottish Cousin's.

It's telling that I had to repeat "Stoner Cousin".

*pointedly doesn't point to Callisdrun*

If we're family, shouldn't we have a Ghastly Family Secret?

(whisper whisper vampire whisper whisper.)

I was thinking Wereclown, actually.

And where do I fit in, in this wondrous extended dysfunctional family?

And where do I fit in, in this wondrous extended dysfunctional family?

*shrug* Dunno, whaddya recommend?

*shrug* Dunno, whaddya recommend?

Maybe some cranky old aunt? Or, I don't think I saw a paternal grandmother in there (or did I miss something).

Maybe some cranky old aunt? Or, I don't think I saw a paternal grandmother in there (or did I miss something).

Hmm...

What do you know about Rhursbourg? :p

Hmm...

What do you know about Rhursbourg? :p

Absolutely nothing!:p

Absolutely nothing!:p

Perfect! You've married him. Go find some kids. :)
http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?userid=generalite&view=0&pid=52&rand=151576162&switch=0

I be the wierd cousin that lives in the countrysuide that survives on poaching and other devious countryways that has only once been to the big city

Apparently, I am your wife. Do we have any children?

Hey, does anyone in the family know Portuguese? Brazilian if it makes much of a difference... :/

Hey, does anyone in the family know Portuguese? Brazilian if it makes much of a difference... :/

I speak dork. Does that count for anything? I can also make weird noises and make parrot-like noises.

Aggh, so much stuff...Could someone, like, collect everything from about #120 forward while I go to school and learn stuff?

I sort of collected the important bits from 120 on, you probably have already done some of these...

Pan-Arab Barronia - "I have no idea what I'd be" "I'm not here that often" Semi famous long lost cousin?

Bottle - Badass Great Grandma

Trotskylvania - rebellious college age son

Gartref -Has the spot for Pervy Uncle been taken yet?

Kryozerkia - Stoner aunt? OR The aunt who never quite grew up who lives in her sister's basement

Bann-ed -"Orphan unofficially adopted by Irresponsibly Fun Aunt

Dempublicents1 - the cute babysitter that the boys all have a crush on (soundly approved by most of the boys in question, by the way)

IL Ruffino -"Sark is my brother"

Callisdrun - 'perpetually stoned roommate of Cannotthinkofaname' OR 'Ghastly Family Secret'

Bitchkitten - Hmmm. I see. Well, my RL family doesn't claim me either

UN Protectorates - one of the Scottish Cousins

Anti-Social Darwinism -cranky old aunt? paternal grandmother? Oh, apparently wife of wierd cousin.

I sort of collected the important bits from 120 on, you probably have already done some of these...


Yay helpfulness! :p

OK, I went to the family tree page and used the relationship tool. The best things I found out were that Fass is my nephew, and MeansToAnEnd isn't actually related to anyone in the family!

:D

Perfect! You've married him. Go find some kids. :)
http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?userid=generalite&view=0&pid=52&rand=151576162&switch=0

only one out of the kids who is married

Welcome to the family, Dina. Apparently, I was unconscious when you were conceived ... and born. That Rhursbourg ... what a character.

Welcome to the family, Dina. Apparently, I was unconscious when you were conceived ... and born. That Rhursbourg ... what a character.

:eek:

Welcome to the family, Dina. Apparently, I was unconscious when you were conceived ... and born. That Rhursbourg ... what a character.

I am in total sympathy with you there... I now have four sons, by at least two different fathers, one of whom is unknown and the other is in jail, and this is all news to me!

All I can say is, I am hiring a nanny! Dempublicents1, are you available for long term employment?

I am in total sympathy with you there... I now have four sons, by at least two different fathers, one of whom is unknown and the other is in jail, and this is all news to me!

All I can say is, I am hiring a nanny! Dempublicents1, are you available for long term employment?

How many have the tail of a pig?

in name index

Smunkeeville Marriage is <multiple> :eek:

How many have the tail of a pig?

Each of them. That was what they got for Christmas last year, of course. I think Malachite is the only one who still plays with his, though. In retrospect, perhaps it wasn't the perfect gift. This year I am getting them all tattoos.

in name index

Smunkeeville Marriage is <multiple> :eek:

That is because she had children both by LG and Sumamba Buwhan. If anyone ever figures out who was the father of my other two children, then I will have the same sort of listing.

Since I am the cool uncle, I'm going to distribute lots of candy and T.T.M.T.N* to all my nieces and nephews.














*T.T.M.T.N. = Toys That Make The Noise

Welcome to the family, Dina. Apparently, I was unconscious when you were conceived ... and born. That Rhursbourg ... what a character.

Well, the way I saw it I had to be Kat's cousin cuz she labeled me as such, but still be a cousin relative to the, um, center point I guess.

Well, the way I saw it I had to be Kat's cousin cuz she labeled me as such, but still be a cousin relative to the, um, center point I guess.

You need siblings. May I claim Ruffy for your brother? Or do you have another preference?

You need siblings. May I claim Ruffy for your brother? Or do you have another preference?

Ruffy would work, but that brings in Sarkhaan too.

Ruffy would work, but that brings in Sarkhaan too.

Every family has one, we'll just keep a close eye on him.

Also, it makes you an only daughter, which either makes you oppressed or spoiled - I'll try to get a female sibling for you - is Darknovae still around?

So, this would make me Kat's aunt. Am I her mother's sister or her father's? Or am I an in-law?

Am I in the family tree yet? Or am I just like, a stalker?

Every family has one, we'll just keep a close eye on him.

Also, it makes you an only daughter, which either makes you oppressed or spoiled - I'll try to get a female sibling for you - is Darknovae still around?

So, this would make me Kat's aunt. Am I her mother's sister or her father's? Or am I an in-law?

It makes me an only what?

and, inlaw, married to her father's brother.

Am I in the family tree yet? Or am I just like, a stalker?

Nah, that's GT...hmmm, we'll have to work you in with Neesika somehow...

Nah, that's GT...hmmm, we'll have to work you in with Neesika somehow...

Right.. *shrugs*

I'm definitely seeing myself as the Australian cousin, who's like a carbon copy of the dad except Australian, with like the cork hat and shit..

I'm definitely seeing myself as the Australian cousin, who's like a carbon copy of the dad except Australian, with like the cork hat and shit..

You aren't nearly as silly as LG.

Every family has one, we'll just keep a close eye on him.

Also, it makes you an only daughter, which either makes you oppressed or spoiled - I'll try to get a female sibling for you - is Darknovae still around?

So, this would make me Kat's aunt. Am I her mother's sister or her father's? Or am I an in-law?

oh no you don't, i want Darknovae as my daughter

You aren't nearly as silly as LG.

No. I'm Australian, and sensible. I also put shrimp on the barbie.

Can I be a family friend who gets called Uncle by the kids anyway?

oh no you don't, i want Darknovae as my daughter

Pff. T'heck with the lot of you, I call her. :p

Pff. T'heck with the lot of you, I call her. :p

...As your daughter? You sure about that?

No. I'm Australian, and sensible. I also put shrimp on the barbie.

Sensible is totally not a good quality for a father. >.>

...As your daughter? You sure about that?

Did I say that (http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?userid=generalite&view=0&pid=54&rand=510480378)?

Did I say that (http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?userid=generalite&view=0&pid=54&rand=510480378)?

Haha, right. Of course, since her nation is dead... *coughnecrophiliacough*

:p

Sensible is totally not a good quality for a father. >.>

and not a Australian so did not use what we call them

call the Cops people

Close in age exception. :p

Did I say that (http://generalite.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?userid=generalite&view=0&pid=54&rand=510480378)?

call the Cops people

Haha, right. Of course, since her nation is dead... *coughnecrophiliacough*

:p

she about so she said to me at GM

Close in age exception. :p

she 15 and you mm right