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I love British music generally. Britpop is great. WHY did you guys have to send those.. well.... monkeys to represent you?.

dont you understand...the fact that it was so bad is the whole point of our entry...nobody takes the eurovision seriously in the UK...terry wogan the commentator takes the piss all the way through...its our tradition...we laugh at what those funny foreign people class as music...and we try to join in by sending the most awful bands to compete...the bands are selected by tv national vote and everyone picks the worst...its as simple as that

dont you understand...the fact that it was so bad is the whole point of our entry...nobody takes the eurovision seriously in the UK...terry wogan the commentator takes the piss all the way through...its our tradition...we laugh at what those funny foreign people class as music...and we try to join in by sending the most awful bands to compete...the bands are selected by tv national vote and everyone picks the worst...its as simple as that

Terry Wogan is funny. Claiming to send in a crap band because you don't take the contest seriously, and then proceeding to watch it en-masse is just sad. :D

Claiming to send in a crap band because you don't take the contest seriously, and then proceeding to watch it en-masse is just sad. :D

What can I say...we have a warped sense of humour ;)

As a fan of opera.

Opera sucks (subjectively, from my perspective)! :p

Oh, shut up. The Western European songs sucked ass and none of them deserved to get higher than they got

Which I said.

Serbia is a very deserving winner, and its geographical and political situation had nothing to do with it; they've consistently placed well and they got high scores across the board, not to mention of course that the song is beautiful and sung very competently.


Of course it's political, just look at how the countries vote. Serbia had a good song but look at the complete voting.

I dont see why us (the UK) bother entering. Its not won on your songs its purely political. If we hadnt went to war with iraq then we would have come higher i think

Ireland sucked...And Uks sucked too...But it was so terribly catchy.Also Ukraines.

I've made a suggestion for a winning song; now I'll make a suggestion to stem the tide of voting blocks. Again, however, I don't seriously intend this to be taken, since dodgy voting is kinda part and parcel of the whole thing anyway.

The answer is to restrict the flow of information and ensure that bands enter their songs without making public which song is which country until after the votes have been registered. That way, no-one will know who sang what when it comes to vote. :)

The answer is to restrict the flow of information and ensure that bands enter their songs without making public which song is which country until after the votes have been registered. That way, no-one will know who sang what when it comes to vote. :)

We can let the same artist perform the same song for every country and then see who will win. That might actually brake the myth that this is a song contest.

Personally speaking, I'd rather have seen Bulgaria winning. Their video, for a novie band, as well as the tempo and beat, just catches far more attention than... some of the stuff sent in. Eheh.

Terry Wogan is funny. Claiming to send in a crap band because you don't take the contest seriously, and then proceeding to watch it en-masse is just sad. :D

Britain should send Borat, he would be one of the favorites. Actually, every country should follow Ukraines concept and send a comedian.

Just be cause you can't win a contest, doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone. Stiff upper lip, boys!

:D

I loved what Terry Wogan said when Andorra didn't give Spain any points:

"Well, that's the end of Andorra then. They'll close the border now!"

I love that man.

I've made a suggestion for a winning song; now I'll make a suggestion to stem the tide of voting blocks. Again, however, I don't seriously intend this to be taken, since dodgy voting is kinda part and parcel of the whole thing anyway.

The answer is to restrict the flow of information and ensure that bands enter their songs without making public which song is which country until after the votes have been registered. That way, no-one will know who sang what when it comes to vote. :)

nah. The best solution is to abolish country-by country voting. Or have it done by an at least semi-competent jury.

Fucking disgraceful. The Irish and Maltese should be shot. There was absolutely no way our song deserved anything. I'm embarrassed about it, seriously.

Serbia's song was ok. Certainly not the best. The three I'd most liked to have seen win, in order, were Romania, Ukraine and Finland. In fact, all the music by Finnish bands last night were pretty cool. Lordi...whatever the name of their entry was...and Apocalyptica. So cool.

Oh, shut up. The Western European songs sucked ass and none of them deserved to get higher than they got, with the exception of Finland.
Oh, how very dare you! The French one was cool, and I even liked the Swedish one!

Not to mention that I wished for high places for both Ukraine and Russia! This year was very kind on my sympathies, so yay! :)
I've gotten severe symbolical beatings from my flatmates for it, but I like dthe Ukranian one as well, and the Russina one got our collective agreement. Now if only the Romanian entry had scored higher, I'd have been reasonably happy, too.

It wasn't interesting in the least; it was a typical "kisspaus"-song as we say. "Kisspaus" = "pee break."
Yay! Wonderful new vocab for me! *notes down*

In my opinion, both Finland and Germany deserved to score higher [..] I dunno.. the German guy was cute AND could sort of sing.
I'm not the patriotic kind, but I have to admit I'd have placed Roger Cicero (he should get points for the name alone! (mind that Roger is pronounced more similar to "Rocher" than to, well, your Anglophone Roger)) higher than this. But I do think it was rather a folly to sing this song that depended so much on the lyrics in German in a contest like this... (and I'll repeat what our commentator said: "It's quite the irony that he, at least, seems to have goten it right.. Women Rule The World, eh?" (that was his song's title))

I wonder how long it will be before the Western European nations pull out because of the Eastern voting blocks.

It's always been like that. It's been the only reason our pisspoor UK entries have had any success for years.

It would look a bit like sour grapes if we decided this late in the game, that we don't like voting for your buddies...

The UK shuold shuold just send a scrumpy and western band every year.

I dont see why us (the UK) bother entering. Its not won on your songs its purely political. If we hadnt went to war with iraq then we would have come higher i think

It's a quick straw poll on how the rest of Europe feels about it.

thanks Ireland for 5 points and thanks Malta for 12 points!
Eastern Europeans all vote politically so I think Western Europeans should stick together from now on!

Another flatmate suggested the same, but I think that goes against the spirit of the whole thing. Can as well call it "European Idol", then..

.. no, that was NOT a suggestion!
Well, there used to be judges, so I can't see that it would crash completely with the spirit... But I don't know. We'll see if they change anything ;)

You get your dirty little fluffles off me! *fight fluffles furiously*
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thanks Ireland for 5 points and thanks Malta for 12 points!
Eastern Europeans all vote politically so I think Western Europeans should stick together from now on!
Talk about block voting! The UK should have gotten a nice, fat 0!

I'm not the patriotic kind, but I have to admit I'd have placed Roger Cicero (he should get points for the name alone! (mind that Roger is pronounced more similar to "Rocher" than to, well, your Anglophone Roger)) higher than this. But I do think it was rather a folly to sing this song that depended so much on the lyrics in German in a contest like this... (and I'll repeat what our commentator said: "It's quite the irony that he, at least, seems to have goten it right.. Women Rule The World, eh?" (that was his song's title))

*giggles*

He deserves a pat though. And I could mostly follow the lyrics too, so it was nice. Of course his mistake was to sing about women in a festival for gay men. :P

Talk about block voting! The UK should have gotten a nice, fat 0!

Ireland deserved a 0 much more the Britain.

Well, there used to be judges, so I can't see that it would crash completely with the spirit...
Well, I never said that the past couldn't clash with the current spirit, did I?
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That's, uh, fluffle harassment! Indecent smiley exposure! Non-consensual emoticonization! .. ;P
Talk about block voting! The UK should have gotten a nice, fat 0!
Yeah, cf. G_n_I's post..

*giggles*

He deserves a pat though. And I could mostly follow the lyrics too, so it was nice. Of course his mistake was to sing about women in a festival for gay men. :P
... so you think a fatally non-fabulous butch singing about the tragedy of her lost lesbian lover is so much more appealing to your lot? You are some queer folks indeed.. ;P
*runs and hides from The Wrath of Fass (TM)*

Oh, how very dare you!

:D

The French one was cool, and I even liked the Swedish one!

The French was very meh, and I never liked the Swedish one. I rooted for Måns Zelmerlöw in the Swedish final (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2q-HLOQRpv4) (unbelievably cute, and the song is typically Swedish and I don't know why we should send anything else). The Ark won just because of their former successes.

I've gotten severe symbolical beatings from my flatmates for it, but I like dthe Ukranian one as well, and the Russina one got our collective agreement. Now if only the Romanian entry had scored higher, I'd have been reasonably happy, too.

"Hello everybody! My name is Verka Serduchka. I English nicht verstehen. Let's speak: dance!" Genius! :)

I'm not the patriotic kind, but I have to admit I'd have placed Roger Cicero (he should get points for the name alone! (mind that Roger is pronounced more similar to "Rocher" than to, well, your Anglophone Roger)) higher than this. But I do think it was rather a folly to sing this song that depended so much on the lyrics in German in a contest like this... (and I'll repeat what our commentator said: "It's quite the irony that he, at least, seems to have goten it right.. Women Rule The World, eh?" (that was his song's title))

I felt sorry for him, because he looked so pained when he was squeezing all those huge German words into such a short song. And when he sang "regieööööööören" I cracked up laughing. Too bad he looked positively ancient.

... so you think a fatally non-fabulous butch singing about the tragedy of her lost lesbian lover is so much more appealing to your lot? You are some queer folks indeed.. ;P
*runs and hides from The Wrath of Fass (TM)*

Shut your face! Her butchness is what made me love her in the first place and then I heard her sing!

And do you know why I loved her even more when I saw her on stage in the semi-finals? Butch bitch can accessorise with femme bitches!

All those gorgeous women flocking to her... oh, so divine! That's how true lesbians rule! You should stand to learn a thing or two.

:D
;P
The French was very meh, and I never liked the Swedish one. I rooted for Måns Zelmerlöw in the Swedish final (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2q-HLOQRpv4) (unbelievably cute, and the song is typically Swedish and I don't know why we should send anything else). The Ark won just because of their former successes.
You reckon un-muting your computer when trying to listen to a music video helps the process? Anyhow.. now that's a "meh" candidate..
"Hello everybody! My name is Verka Serduchka. I English nicht verstehen. Let's speak: dance!" Genius! :)
Yay! :]
Reminds me that quite some fun was had with some of the 'points announcers' and their.. English :]

I felt sorry for him, because he looked so pained when he was squeezing all those huge German words into such a short song. And when he sang "regieööööööören" I cracked up laughing. Too bad he looked positively ancient.
I'm glad 'we' entertained you. Though he's right up your alley, age-wise, IIRC he's 35..

... so you think a fatally non-fabulous butch singing about the tragedy of her lost lesbian lover is so much more appealing to your lot? You are some queer folks indeed.. ;P
*runs and hides from The Wrath of Fass (TM)*

When I first saw her I had doubts about her gender. Would have liked her if she actually was a man, but meh.

Even if she is butch, she gets points for not being like..... THE FAN. She or... it... should have been sacrificed on-stage by Apocalyptica.

Shut your face! Her butchness is what made me love her in the first place and then I heard her sing!

And do you know why I loved her even more when I saw her on stage in the semi-finals? Butch bitch can accessorise with femme bitches!

All those gorgeous women flocking to her... oh, so divine! That's how true lesbians rule! You should stand to learn a thing or two.

*makes warding cross with fingers*

The French was very meh...

The French entry was pretty cute. Not the best Eurovision entry ever. Not even the best this year, but kind of amusing, kind of tongue-in-cheek, and not outrageously bad like certain entries from certain small western european nations that might have once maintained certain global empires.

The only entry I really thought was outstanding... the only thing I would really willingly listen to outside of the confines of Eurovision... was the Bulgarian entry. Viewed within the confines of Eurovision, the French attempt was not so bad.

Shut your face! Her butchness is what made me love her in the first place and then I heard her sing!
Yeah, I guessed so. 'Tis not the first time I tell you you're strange, and it won't be the last time, either..

And do you know why I loved her even more when I saw her on stage in the semi-finals? Butch bitch can accessorise with femme bitches!
That was consoling, yes, and probbaly the one reason why I can accept her win.
All those gorgeous women flocking to her... oh, so divine! That's how true lesbians rule! You should stand to learn a thing or two.
What, I should learn to flock to a butch with several others? Nah, I still prefer my women womanly, and all for myself, thankyouverymuch.

What, I should learn to flock to a butch with several others? Nah, I still prefer my women womanly, and all for myself, thankyouverymuch.

...Did you just get told you are too pretty to be a 'real' lesbian? ;)

You reckon un-muting your computer when trying to listen to a music video helps the process? Anyhow.. now that's a "meh" candidate..

As Knoot so aptly put it, it isn't a contest for you. It's a contest for gay men, and that song is fab-*snap*-u-*snap*-lous-*snap*!

Yay! :]
Reminds me that quite some fun was had with some of the 'points announcers' and their.. English :]

Haha! I thought every Eastern country's English was hilarious, especially that of "tooth-whitening-overdose" Belarus. Did you see the Swedish one? He looked so... Swedish, I felt sick.

I'm glad 'we' entertained you. Though he's right up your alley, age-wise, IIRC he's 35..

Oh, misunderstand me correctly, I'd give him one on the spot, but he looked worn.

When I first saw her I had doubts about her gender. Would have liked her if she actually was a man, but meh.
Urgh, Sir.

That reminds me of Tokio Hotel (http://www.x7n.de/imgs/tokio-hotel3.jpg), our latest teenage boy band phenomenon, and how I thought "Well, she's rather young, but pretty cute" when I first saw the lead singer..

...Did you just get told you are too pretty to be a 'real' lesbian? ;)

I don't think Fassigen would say that, but I daresay I've been told so IRL.. ;PYeah Yeah I know, pics or it didn't happen.. no.

The Belarus voting announcement chick looked awful by the way.

And our Paul de Leeuw was cool :)

Yeah, I guessed so. 'Tis not the first time I tell you you're strange, and it won't be the last time, either..

I'm not the one begrudging a sistah her win because I'm ashamed of what of myself I see in her.

That was consoling, yes, and probbaly the one reason why I can accept her win.

See?

What, I should learn to flock to a butch with several others? Nah, I still prefer my women womanly, and all for myself, thankyouverymuch.

No, you should succumb to your butchness and fuck many, many femmes. Win-win.

As Knoot so aptly put it, it isn't a contest for you. It's a contest for gay men, and that song is fab-*snap*-u-*snap*-lous-*snap*!
Alright, I bow to our faggy overlords already. Sheesh, why can't we ever get a ruler with a taste in music? *goes to sulk*

Haha! I thought every Eastern country's English was hilarious, especially that of "tooth-whitening-overdose" Belarus. Did you see the Swedish one? He looked so... Swedish, I felt sick.
I sure did..

Oh, misunderstand me correctly, I'd give him one on the spot, but he looked worn.

Well, that comes with being ruled by women, y'know?

I don't think Fassigen would say that, but I daresay I've been told so IRL.. ;PYeah Yeah I know, pics or it didn't happen.. no.

Ha... I'm an expert. Fass can be made to have said whatever I say he said, through dilligent massaging of the data. :)Of course pics aren't required. Although... there haven't been nearly enough SoWiBi pics on the forum. No... 8mm video will be perfectly acceptable.

And our Paul de Leeuw was cool :)

I loved him last year when he was exposing the shamely hidden, but oh, so obvious faggotry of the awful Greek presenter. And when he offered the blowjob! Warmed the cockles of my heart, it did.

I'm not the one begrudging a sistah her win because I'm ashamed of what of myself I see in her.
Urgh, stick with your medicine and let the psychologists their field to themselves.

No, you should succumb to your butchness and fuck many, many femmes. Win-win.
I'd rather stay with my sorta femme-ness and still fuck many, many femmes, if you don't mind too terribly much. Never change a winning team, and things.

Ha... I'm an expert. Fass can be made to have said whatever I say he said, through dilligent massaging of the data. :)Of course pics aren't required. Although... there haven't been nearly enough SoWiBi pics on the forum. No... 8mm video will be perfectly acceptable.
You.. massage.. Fass' data. That's, uh, okay, but please no further details.
There haven't been any, and the 8mm videos of me have me in diapers - never underestimate youth ;P

Alright, I bow to our faggy overlords already. Sheesh, why can't we ever get a ruler with a taste in music? *goes to sulk*

Oh, puh-lease. Don't you have some Indigo Girls and Lillith fair albums to sulk over?

I sure did..

Sheer pillow-over-face moment.

Well, that comes with being ruled by women, y'know?

Liberation'd've been at hand, so to speak.

Urgh, stick with your medicine and let the psychologists their field to themselves.

Sure, sweety, sure. Because it's not like such interlised homophobia isn't rampant enough as it is and one needn't be an analyst (I almost wrote analist) to spot it.

I'd rather stay with my sorta femme-ness and still fuck many, many femmes, if you don't mind too terribly much. Never change a winning team, and things.

But where's the fun in that for me?

Oh, puh-lease. Don't you have some Indigo Girls and Lillith fair albums to sulk over?
If I admit I've never heard of these before, do I have to suffer through more Youtube links?

Sheer pillow-over-face moment.
Is that a Swedish analogy or the English one? All I know is that for us, it'd have been a paperbag-over-head moment..

Liberation'd've been at hand, so to speak.

Ever so self-sacrificing for the well-being of others, eh?

Sure, sweety, sure. Because it's not like such interlised homophobia isn't rampant enough as it is and one needn't be an analyst (I almost wrote analist) to spot it.
Me, internalized homophobia? Puh-lease.

But where's the fun in that for me?
Where's teh fun in it for you with the other option?

If I admit I've never heard of these before, do I have to suffer through more Youtube links?

No, missy, I don't believe your claimed mediatic ignorance any more, what with the communal televisioning and all.

Is that a Swedish analogy or the English one? All I know is that for us, it'd have been a paperbag-over-head moment..

I don't know if it's English as well, but we use it in Swedish.

Ever so self-sacrificing for the well-being of others, eh?

Mother Theresa ain't got shit on me.

Me, internalized homophobia? Puh-lease.

Well, as it smells like poo, you should take a whiff.

Where's teh fun in it for you with the other option?

Where is it not!?

I dont see why us (the UK) bother entering. Its not won on your songs its purely political. If we hadnt went to war with iraq then we would have come higher i think

actually it's because of the stupid "big 4" thing. Why do you think Germany, France, and Spain also tend to do poorly.

No, missy, I don't believe your claimed mediatic ignorance any more, what with the communal televisioning and all.
Good thing your beliefs, or lack thereof, are none of my business.

I don't know if it's English as well, but we use it in Swedish.
This would be the moment where you insert the Swedish for it, of course. You keep missing your cues. *le sigh*

Where is it not!?

Everywhere..?

I've made a suggestion for a winning song; now I'll make a suggestion to stem the tide of voting blocks. Again, however, I don't seriously intend this to be taken, since dodgy voting is kinda part and parcel of the whole thing anyway.

The answer is to restrict the flow of information and ensure that bands enter their songs without making public which song is which country until after the votes have been registered. That way, no-one will know who sang what when it comes to vote. :)Sounds like a good idea. :p

its all shite...its the eurovision ffs...is the UK the only country that takes it as the light hearted joke that is is?

its not music...its camp pantomime at its best ;)
dont you understand...the fact that it was so bad is the whole point of our entry...nobody takes the eurovision seriously in the UK...terry wogan the commentator takes the piss all the way through...its our tradition...we laugh at what those funny foreign people class as music...and we try to join in by sending the most awful bands to compete...the bands are selected by tv national vote and everyone picks the worst...its as simple as that
Of course. The British entry only sucked because you're the only ones who've seen through the fact that Eurovision is pure camp and wanted no part of it. The only ones! No part, I say! *pats*

Well, I never said that the past couldn't clash with the current spirit, did I?
True.










...would you like to say it? ;)

We should employ Radiohead to do it! Get Thom Yorke REALLY depressed and make him write a 35min diatribe against the music industry Like "Paranoid Android" but even more bitter!:p

We should employ Radiohead to do it! Get Thom Yorke REALLY depressed and make him write a 35min diatribe against the music industry Like "Paranoid Android" but even more bitter!:p

haha...paranoid anglais...I like your thinking ;)

actually it's because of the stupid "big 4" thing. Why do you think Germany, France, and Spain also tend to do poorly.
The main problem is eastern Europe! They all like shite folk tunes, so thats what's going to win from now on.

The main problem is eastern Europe! They all like shite folk tunes, so thats what's going to win from now on.

not reallly. I for one hate folk music with a passion.

True.
...would you like to say it? ;)
Nah. I'm shy that way.

The main problem is eastern Europe! They all like shite folk tunes, so thats what's going to win from now on.

Aren't people who post without having taken a look at what they are talking about first endearing?

The main problem is eastern Europe! They all like shite folk tunes, so thats what's going to win from now on.
Lithuania and Ukraine hardly made folk music...

I'm just pissed that the Ukrainian Tin Foil Transvestite Troupe got through.

I'm just pissed that the Ukrainian Tin Foil Transvestite Troupe got through.

well, they really would have no matter what, cuz of their performance last year. Howeverm it really bothers me that they came in second.

well, they really would have no matter what, cuz of their performance last year. Howeverm it really bothers me that they came in second.

They were funny, I voted for them. I would rather see a comedian win than Serbia.

This one been posted yet? :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/bobsbattybasement/Sketchpad/eurovotes2.jpg

This one been posted yet? :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/bobsbattybasement/Sketchpad/eurovotes2.jpg

No no no, didn't you know that Europe is united now? Blocs doesn't exist any more, we're a big happy family! We only go by quality when we vote nowadays.

They were funny, I voted for them. I would rather see a comedian win than Serbia.

Serbia's entry is terrible, but does not mean Ukraine's is not.

No no no, didn't you know that Europe is united now? Blocs doesn't exist any more, we're a big happy family! We only go by quality when we vote nowadays.

nah, we still have Scandinavian Countries voting for other scandinavian countries, greece and cyprus still echange 12 points, Turkish ex-pats voting for Turkey now matter how crappy turkey's song is, Eastern European countries voting for russia, etc.

Of course. The British entry only sucked because you're the only ones who've seen through the fact that Eurovision is pure camp and wanted no part of it. The only ones! No part, I say! *pats*

The saddest thing of all is that the UK entry was selected in a televised phone vote, meaning a majority of the people watching thought it was the best song.

Does that say bad things about their taste, or about the quality of the alternatives?

nah, we still have Scandinavian Countries voting for other scandinavian countries, greece and cyprus still echange 12 points, Turkish ex-pats voting for Turkey now matter how crappy turkey's song is, Eastern European countries voting for russia, etc.

i was ironic;)

i was ironic;)

The only ironic thing here is that you don't know what "ironic" means.

The word you should have used is "sarcastic", which by the way you were poorly.

i was ironic;)

Do you even know what irony is?

The saddest thing of all is that the UK entry was selected in a televised phone vote, meaning a majority of the people watching thought it was the best song.

Not quite. It means that the majority of those people who watched and and who thought that at least one act was worth voting for thought it was the best song.
Those people whowere horrified by the whole lot, or who thought the ESC wasn't worth the effort of televoting either way didn't figure in. There's hope for humanity, even the UK.. ;P

Israel is in Europe?

It should be.





...OH SNAP

Israel is in Europe?

yes. so are morroco and turkey. :rolleyes:

It should be.





...OH SNAP

Let's all shout it out loud kids.

ANTI-SEMITE!!!

[Sarcasm alert]

This one been posted yet? :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/bobsbattybasement/Sketchpad/eurovotes2.jpg

Very true. Hell, if it were not for this political voting chaos, Iceland would have made the final!

I have been watching it on SBS here in Australia, I liked that Finnish heavy metal group at the start with monster outfits:)

I have been watching it on SBS here in Australia, I liked that Finnish heavy metal group at the start with monster outfits:)

Hooray for SBS!

I wonder why they stopped showing a lot of the softcore movies they had?

The main problem is eastern Europe! They all like shite folk tunes, so thats what's going to win from now on.

You know what that means don't you?

We must invade Poland!

The only ironic thing here is that you don't know what "ironic" means.

The word you should have used is "sarcastic", which by the way you were poorly.

Who the fuck cares about which word I should have used in a semi-serious thread? You probably don't but you couldn't resist the chance to act like a language fascist. You probably like to feel superior to others.

And no, I don't know what irony is. First time I heard the word was from you. Thanks for teaching me it!

EDITX2: I would never use the word sarcasm there.

Do you even know what irony is?

No, explain it to me.

You, sir, are ignorant.

You, sir, are ignorant.

There are no words for how much this post has added to the thread.

Hooray for SBS!

I wonder why they stopped showing a lot of the softcore movies they had?



You know what that means don't you?

We must invade Poland!

Yeah... You Australians may play the strong one now, but you won't manage to do anything on your own. And no country in western Europe will keep in shape to form any offensive with all of their plumbing leaking! All fear the wrath of Polish Plumber! Next what we're gonna send to Britain is the colonial government! Mwahahaha!!!1!!1one! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

:D

By the way, I was looking for anyone representing Poland on that pic - and then I found a guy holding some tools and pipes ;)

since when is Israel Europe? Did that happen when Turkey became part of Europe? Does this mean Iraq is Europe too? Its all very confusing.

Sov: Since they were in the EBU (european broadcsting union).

Vesp: The real question is whether the polish plumbers have rid themselves of the 'tradie crack'. If they have then they will be welcomed by all and if it has gotten worse a grave threat to humanity.

You.. massage.. Fass' data. That's, uh, okay, but please no further details.
There haven't been any, and the 8mm videos of me have me in diapers - never underestimate youth ;P

No amount of therapy is ever going to make that alright....How much 'youth' are we talking? Am I perving over baby pictures, here?*eek!*

No amount of therapy is ever going to make that alright....How much 'youth' are we talking? Am I perving over baby pictures, here?*eek!*
Don't worry; I'll be fine as long as I don't have to do it, and nobody's doing it to me. Why, yes, I wasn't even in school in the early nineties.. so the only 8mm films of me have me being around 2-ish to 4-ish *nods*
Quoth G_n_I "No amount of therapy.." ;P

You know what that means don't you?

We must invade Poland!

Poland is in central Europe. Go invade Romainia or some place like that.

Don't worry; I'll be fine as long as I don't have to do it, and nobody's doing it to me. ...Why, yes...

Aah, if you've never had your data massaged, you really don't know what you are missing. Er... or something. I don't know. :)Mental note: perving over SoWiBi must exclude video footage. I guess I'll have to settle for the pictures, then.