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Lord Sah Gurguvungunit!
*cries with joy*
I haven't seen you for quite some time, wot! How have you been, good chap?
The merger happened a week or so ago (I forget when exactly) as I could think of no other way to keep the party alive. Forgive me please...

Ilaer
Now now, good chap. No need to get so, ah, damp with pleasure. I have been most regrettably consumed by coursework and the furthering of British Imperial interests in A Modern World. I should point out that the Emparh has regained its territory in Singapore, and shall be merging with Australia forthwith.

Of all the parties of NSGParliament, I have always found CypsWP to be far and away the most concurrent with our views. I applaud your decision.

I always thought that was about quilts or something... That was said buy the guy from the cover of that one Beatles album, right?


Dadgumit! I've been living a TYPO all these years?
*sobs*

Yes, that should do.

Wonderful. :)

And believe you me, it looked a whole lot more yummy live :)

Oh I do! :D

*Faints*

;) ... Now where are my tea and biscuits? :p

Wonderful. :)



Oh I do! :D



;) ... Now where are my tea and biscuits? :p

in Germany with the Tea Lady who's with the Duke *said someone pasting by*

in Germany with the Tea Lady who's with the Duke *said someone pasting by*

All the way over there? Dash it all. :(

I hereby officially withdraw my support for the NBCyIpsW party.


I feel that my interests are best served by a withdrawal from NSG politics as a whole, and I further believe that none of the parties support my political ideals. Were it not for my strategic withdrawal from the politics of the board all together, I would consider forming my own party...one which endorses the destruction of the human race as a whole.

All the way over there? Dash it all. :(

i do believe he sending her back, she should be here in five hours

I believe our party is actually shrinking..

;) ... Now where are my tea and biscuits? :p
I the kitchen, naturally. You'll have to help yourself I'm afraid, the tea lady has absconded.
All the way over there? Dash it all. :(
We shall have to hire a new one.
I hereby officially withdraw my support for the NBCyIpsW party.
*makes a note of it* :(
I believe our party is actually shrinking..

Can I blame all our problems on my predecessor, i.e. you?

Can I blame all our problems on my predecessor, i.e. you?

Well.. yeah.

I believe our party is actually shrinking..

I still want to know what this "British" thing is, I don't recall that being in the party when I signed up. I TG'd Ifreann about it and I didn't get a response. I don't know what to feel about all this...

I believe our party is actually shrinking..
Because all the cool people left. :(

In other news, I believe I just aced my calculus test with a 105%. *dances in joy*

I still want to know what this "British" thing is, I don't recall that being in the party when I signed up. I TG'd Ifreann about it and I didn't get a response. I don't know what to feel about all this...

Oh, about three, maybe more, different parties merged over the last while, so whichever one you first joined has been subsumed into the super-party. You'll probably find the one you joined mentioned somewhere in the big parties name

Oh, about three, maybe more, different parties merged over the last while, so whichever one you first joined has been subsumed into the super-party. You'll probably find the one you joined mentioned somewhere in the big parties name

Well, seeing as how I'm not British I don't see how I can be part of a British party. I don't think it can work. Especially when the leader of that party ignores my question. :(

In other news, I believe I just aced my calculus test with a 105%. *dances in joy*

drunks to that

I still want to know what this "British" thing is, I don't recall that being in the party when I signed up. I TG'd Ifreann about it and I didn't get a response. I don't know what to feel about all this...
Din't I reply to that? Bugger. Anyway, we merged with the NBIP. I think I made some attempt at the history of the whole thing in the OP
Because all the cool people left. :(

In other news, I believe I just aced my calculus test with a 105%. *dances in joy*

You got 105% in a math test? That's greatly amusing.

front of partys home building :p
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/artwork/images/art-02.jpg
and the Tea Lady back sent back for her own safety

Din't I reply to that? Bugger. Anyway, we merged with the NBIP. I think I made some attempt at the history of the whole thing in the OP

Well I don't see what the NBIP had to do with our origional platform but...

I'll look at the OP closer, see how I feel about this.

You got 105% in a math test? That's greatly amusing.

Ahhhhhh. Yes. Amusing. :)

Well I don't see what the NBIP had to do with our origional platform but...

I'll look at the OP closer, see how I feel about this.

Apart from being a so called "joke party", nothing much.

Okay, I reject No. 2. I have always despised tea and always will. If you want to give me a daily "jolly good talking to" than go ahead. We will see who breaks first. :)

And as a "damn colonial" I know people better make sure they don't call ME that. My penguin can get quite moody and I wouldn't want anyone injured.

With these two terms, we won't have an problems. :)

Okay, I reject No. 2. I have always despised tea and always will. If you want to give me a daily "jolly good talking to" than go ahead. We will see who breaks first. :)

And as a "damn colonial" I know people better make sure they don't call ME that. My penguin can get quite moody and I wouldn't want anyone injured.

With these two terms, we won't have an problems. :)

it trys its dead or i send it to the front lines in Germany

it trys its dead or i send it to the front lines in Germany

Tea is simply not for me. Nor will it ever be. Simply the way it is.

*guesses at drive of post, bit confused*

Tea is simply not for me. Nor will it ever be. Simply the way it is.

*guesses at drive of post, bit confused*

whoops i'm bad forgot to bold penguin part thats what you get for posting and playing killzone at same time

oh an we got cake too just dont' touch the Tea Lady she my play thing

I say; how dare Utracia complain about tea! Perhaps you haven't had a nice cup of Earl Grey; I'll just put the kettle on and give you some.
Anyone else for some Earl Grey?

Also, how is the war in Germany going? I noted in the NS News that we're being pushed back on a front of fifty kilometres! It must be a lie; then again, fair old Blighty is suffering a few bombing raids...

Blitz Spirit!

Ilaer

I say; how dare Utracia complain about tea! Perhaps you haven't had a nice cup of Earl Grey; I'll just put the kettle on and give you some.
Anyone else for some Earl Grey?

Also, how is the war in Germany going? I noted in the NS News that we're being pushed back on a front of fifty kilometres! It must be a lie; then again, fair old Blighty is suffering a few bombing raids...

Blitz Spirit!

Ilaer

*Tea Lady pours some Tea into a cup after that points to a man*
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/artwork/images/art-04.jpg

the one on the the right holding the gun in the air is the duke and he not happy about that, he only here to get some rest and to see me back here safely

I say; how dare Utracia complain about tea! Perhaps you haven't had a nice cup of Earl Grey; I'll just put the kettle on and give you some.
Anyone else for some Earl Grey?

I resent being forced to drink that vile brew. I want nothing to do with it. I'll just take the jolly good talking to. Eventually I'm sure you'll all get tired of talking about it and leave me alone. :)

I resent being forced to drink that vile brew. I want nothing to do with it. I'll just take the jolly good talking to. Eventually I'm sure you'll all get tired of talking about it and leave me alone. :)

you new chap what are you doing with a penguin in here when did they let pets in here

you new chap what are you doing with a penguin in here when did they let pets in here

I would assume since the party gave us all a pet that we would be allowed to bring them wherever. My penguin never leaves my side, just the way it is.

*gives superior sniff*

:p

Have I posted in this thread yet?

Have I posted in this thread yet?

You can find out yourself you know. ;)

You can find out yourself you know. ;)

Well what do you know! :eek:

*Is ranked as poster no. 4*

I would assume since the party gave us all a pet that we would be allowed to bring them wherever. My penguin never leaves my side, just the way it is.

*gives superior sniff*

:p

*waves rifle about in the air*

then wheres those tigers from india i ask for, oh i'm going off to play with the Tea Lady

*heads out the room and waves a hand to Tea Lady to came after him as he goes by her*

I believe our party is actually shrinking..

It's just the icy water doing the work.
Surely enough, some more hot air will make the party again tumescent.

In other news, I believe I just aced my calculus test with a 105%. *dances in joy*
*watches dance*

Congratulations!
*bows*

You need a Lady High Executioner.

"I have a little list, they never will be missed."
"My object all sublime, let the punishment fit the crime."
(garbled Gilbert and Sullivan)

You need a Lady High Executioner.

"I have a little list, they never will be missed."
"My object all sublime, let the punishment fit the crime."
(garbled Gilbert and Sullivan)

do we

Sah,

Do to other commitments I feel that I have no recourse other than to resign my position.

In other words....I really don't have the time to give this justice...

Sorry.

/no I am not leaving NSG....I just don't feel that being a hanger on is really suitable for the Minister of Tea....)

Sah,

Do to other commitments I feel that I have no recourse other than to resign my position.

In other words....I really don't have the time to give this justice...

Sorry.

/no I am not leaving NSG....I just don't feel that being a hanger on is really suitable for the Minister of Tea....)
You only have to pop around around teatime to fulfill your obligations, Good sir :)

You only have to pop around around teatime to fulfill your obligations, Good sir :)

heh...I also forgot to add that my responsibilities as Lord of the Admiralty are too important to be left to their own devices....

I the kitchen, naturally. You'll have to help yourself I'm afraid, the tea lady has absconded.

Maybe I could take up that position? :p

Maybe I could take up that position? :p

[*Insert innuendo about 'taking up a position' here*]
Yeah, I'm lazy. It's saturday after all :p

Though more to the point, you could be the new Minister of Tea if Rubiconic Crossings really resigns ;)

[*Insert innuendo about 'taking up a position' here*]
Yeah, I'm lazy. It's saturday after all :p

Though more to the point, you could be the new Minister of Tea if Rubiconic Crossings really resigns ;)

i would but err ok i'm off back to the front lines and leaving the Tea Lady here for safety

*hops on to a huey an flys off leaving behind one sad and happy Tea lady*

[*Insert innuendo about 'taking up a position' here*]
Yeah, I'm lazy. It's saturday after all :p

Though more to the point, you could be the new Minister of Tea if Rubiconic Crossings really resigns ;)

Yeah no fears...I am resigning...I just don't have the time...as it is my posting here has been pretty much curtailed.... barring (it seems) the weekends....

Of course I would like to appoint my successor in Tea and Navy but I really have no idea who is in the party.

I would like to ensure though that all military roles are held by the 'old guard' of the NBIP *ahem*

However that decision is for some on else to make....not me.

Yeah no fears...I am resigning...I just don't have the time...as it is my posting here has been pretty much curtailed.... barring (it seems) the weekends....

Of course I would like to appoint my successor in Tea and Navy but I really have no idea who is in the party.

I would like to ensure though that all military roles are held by the 'old guard' of the NBIP *ahem*

However that decision is for some on else to make....not me.

Ilaer likes to play with the Navy let Ilaer take that over, as for Tea up to you

[*Insert innuendo about 'taking up a position' here*]
Yeah, I'm lazy. It's saturday after all :p

Though more to the point, you could be the new Minister of Tea if Rubiconic Crossings really resigns ;)

Lol. I don't know if I want to be Minister of Tea... Am I still Minister of Chocolate, btw? :confused: ... Anyway, I'll take the position of serving tea and biscuits, if that's still going. :D

Lol. I don't know if I want to be Minister of Tea... Am I still Minister of Chocolate, btw? :confused: ... Anyway, I'll take the position of serving tea and biscuits, if that's still going. :D

that mean i have to stop tha joke :(

that mean i have to stop tha joke :(

Aww, ok... :(

I'll just administer chocolate injections to those who need them. :D

*Puts on nurses outfit and pulls out chocolate filled syringe* ;)

Aww, ok... :(

I'll just administer chocolate injections to those who need them. :D

*Puts on nurses outfit and pulls out chocolate filled syringe* ;)

or you can be part of it :D ;)

or you can be part of it :D ;)

What ever takes your fancy. :p ;)

What ever takes your fancy. :p ;)

i think we can play in the sand box togther just fine :D
so if your the Tea Lady i just left you sad and happy as i head back to front ;)

Lol. I don't know if I want to be Minister of Tea... Am I still Minister of Chocolate, btw? :confused: ... Anyway, I'll take the position of serving tea and biscuits, if that's still going. :D
Yes you are: The Rt. Hon. Lady Sir The Beautiful Darkness, Minister of Chocolate, CBE OBE MBE

...and yes it is ;)
Aww, ok... :(

I'll just administer chocolate injections to those who need them. :D

*Puts on nurses outfit and pulls out chocolate filled syringe* ;)

:eek:

I feel faint again - I might need a shot of chocolate ;)

Yes you are: The Rt. Hon. Lady Sir The Beautiful Darkness, Minister of Chocolate, CBE OBE MBE

...and yes it is ;)


:eek:

I feel faint again - I might need a shot of chocolate ;)

Minister of Chocolate,Tea Lady and Nurse

i think we can play in the sand box togther just fine :D
so if your the Tea Lady i just left you sad and happy as i head back to front ;)

*Giggles* ;) :fluffle:

Yes you are: The Rt. Hon. Lady Sir The Beautiful Darkness, Minister of Chocolate, CBE OBE MBE

...and yes it is ;)


:eek:

I feel faint again - I might need a shot of chocolate ;)

*Directs chocolate to Grav's mouth* That should help the faintness a little... ;)

Minister of Chocolate,Tea Lady and Nurse

Perhaps I should change the first of those titles to "ad-Minister of Chocolate"? :p

*Directs chocolate to Grav's mouth* That should help the faintness a little... ;)

Help me to faint, you mean?? :eek:

*Enjoys chocolaty goodness (goddess? ;-) ) and taste* :fluffle:

*Giggles* ;) :fluffle:
*now has big smilie on face* :fluffle:
Perhaps I should change the first of those titles to "ad-Minister of Chocolate"? :p

it's up to dear TBD :D

Yea, I thought I should eventually point out that all Ladies should be "Dame" rather than "Sir", seeing as nobody else has picked up on it yet...

...and I still need a title :p

Yea, I thought I should eventually point out that all Ladies should be "Dame" rather than "Sir", seeing as nobody else has picked up on it yet...

...and I still need a title :p

Would you object to being called The Rt. Hon. Sir Lady Dame Nadkor? :p

As for title... Hmm... You're irish, so it should be something about Riverdance and alcohol...

:eek:

The Lady of the Dance!

That would make you The Rt. Hon. Sir Dame Nadkor, Lady of the Dance.

Unless you can come up with some hints and/or suggestions? ;)

You need a Lady High Executioner.

"I have a little list, they never will be missed."
"My object all sublime, let the punishment fit the crime."
(garbled Gilbert and Sullivan)
We do?
Sah,

Do to other commitments I feel that I have no recourse other than to resign my position.

In other words....I really don't have the time to give this justice...

Sorry.

/no I am not leaving NSG....I just don't feel that being a hanger on is really suitable for the Minister of Tea....)
*salutes*
It's been a pleasure and a privledge sah.
Maybe I could take up that position? :p
You must first prove yourself. A test is in order. Prepare us tea, that we might guage your tea preparing abilities.
Perhaps I should change the first of those titles to "ad-Minister of Chocolate"? :p
Done :p
Yea, I thought I should eventually point out that all Ladies should be "Dame" rather than "Sir", seeing as nobody else has picked up on it yet...

...and I still need a title :p

I'll get to that.....


And make up your own title.

I'll get to that.....


And make up your own title.

But I suck at that sort of thing :(


Graveln's suggestion is pretty cool though, go with it :)

But I suck at that sort of thing :(


Graveln's suggestion is pretty cool though, go with it :)

Okey doke.

We have someone to administer chocolate to us now? My word; we have gone up in the world!
*applauds all members with new titles*

*mourns Sir Rubiconic Crossings and buys him a manor house in the country*

*celebrates new position as Lord of the Admiralty?*

Ilaer

Telegram to Ilaer

heard the good new good for you

from Duke outside Hamburg

Telegram to Ilaer

heard the good new good for you

from Duke outside Hamburg

Well, thank you, good Duke! The only problem is that I'm uncertain as to whether or not I have actually gained the new title...

Ilaer

Well, thank you, good Duke! The only problem is that I'm uncertain as to whether or not I have actually gained the new title...

Ilaer

Sure you have.

Sure you have.

*is happy*
*hugs Ifreann*
*coughs*
*salutes*

My first act as Lord of the Admiralty is to call a conference of all naval officers; we need to plan a coastal bombardment of Germany.

Ilaer

*is happy*
*hugs Ifreann*
*coughs*
*salutes*

My first act as Lord of the Admiralty is to call a conference of all naval officers; we need to plan a coastal bombardment of Germany.

Ilaer

*is secure in his masculinity*

Telegram to Ilaer Lord of the Admiralty

troops have started to enter Hamburg, Duke leading them don't think the Tea Lady be happy about that

in our hands we have Bremerhaven,Emden and Bremen

from Dukes aid

Telegram to Ilaer Lord of the Admiralty

troops have started to enter Hamburg, Duke leading them don't think the Tea Lady be happy about that

in our hands we have Bremerhaven,Emden and Bremen

from Dukes aid

Telegram to the Duke's aide:
Good show; carry on in the push!
However, I have received reports that a large German force is gathering near Berlin; be prepared for an imminent attack.

Ilaer

Though you need to tell us about your security... hmmm.....

Security? A section of redcoats; a section from the days of World War I being eight men I believe.
Or were you talking about something else?

Ilaer

*is secure in his masculinity*

Though you need to tell us about your security... hmmm.....

Telegram to the Duke's aide:
Good show; carry on in the push!
However, I have received reports that a large German force is gathering near Berlin; be prepared for an imminent attack.

Ilaer

radio message

too late

radio goes dead

radio message

too late

radio goes dead

*whispers to self*
Oh damn...
I'm coming, good Duke! I shall bring as many men as can be found!

Telegram to naval officers:
All leave is cancelled as of this moment. All squadrons are to prepare themselves for a battle, likely of a large scale, and set sail for Germany immediately. Bombard the coast and seize such ports as may be of use to the Army. Defend those ports until we can land troops.

Ilaer

*whispers to self*
Oh damn...
I'm coming, good Duke! I shall bring as many men as can be found!

Telegram to naval officers:
All leave is cancelled as of this moment. All squadrons are to prepare themselves for a battle, likely of a large scale, and set sail for Germany immediately. Bombard the coast and seize such ports as may be of use to the Army. Defend those ports until we can land troops.

Ilaer

Navy Aid

sir photos from a Belgium newspaper

photo one
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/artwork/images/art-01.jpg

photo two
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/wallpapers/images/ig12-640.jpg

photo three
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/artwork/images/art-17.jpg

photo four
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/artwork/images/art-18.jpg

they out numbered and out guned but are holding sir ,oh there was one more photo showing the duke but it's was some thing that would make you sick

I beg to report that two of our six landings have been repulsed; of the remaining four, only one is advancing. It appears that Jerry really does mean business, hmmm?

Telegram to Duke's HQ:
I am sending an entire corps in a breakthrough mission, good man. Their stated objective is to meet with your force and accompany them on a retreat to the coast; once that is done we shall attempt to fight our way to Berlin, but if resistance is too heavy then a retreat shall be in order. The ships are already prepared for embarkation should a retreat be necessary.

Ilaer

I beg to report that two of our six landings have been repulsed; of the remaining four, only one is advancing. It appears that Jerry really does mean business, hmmm?

Telegram to Duke's HQ:
I am sending an entire corps in a breakthrough mission, good man. Their stated objective is to meet with your force and accompany them on a retreat to the coast; once that is done we shall attempt to fight our way to Berlin, but if resistance is too heavy then a retreat shall be in order. The ships are already prepared for embarkation should a retreat be necessary.

Ilaer

sir we can not send it we lost contact when they got hit from what the reporter said the fighting is really bloody and hand to hand in some cases

i just hope the tea lady don't hear of this

*is secure in his masculinity*

*Pilfers masculinity*

;)

sir we can not send it we lost contact when they got hit from what the reporter said the fighting is really bloody and hand to hand in some cases

i just hope the tea lady don't hear of this

"Men; we have come here not to kill our foe, but to rescue our allies. As you know, the good Duke Imperial isa's forces have been surrounded and are under quite severe attack. It is our job to see them through.
There has been much loss of life in this war, it is true; it is even truer that most of that loss has been on our own side. However, we have the advantage nonetheless; we are better disciplined, better trained; we have higher morale and greater courage. We are the forces that defend Britain and her Empire, and we are the best.
Some of us here will die before the day is through; however, though we may die in the breakthrough, more still would die should we not attempt it. We will save the Duke and his men; we shall escort them back the ships; we shall get them out alive."
Lord Ilaer of the Admiralty, addressing the troops before leading the attack

Telegram to anyone who is listening:
Our forces are currently engaged in a ferocious battle in an attempt to relieve the Duke's forces. We are suffering huge losses; two battalions are out of action already. The situation is desperate; our left is yielding and our centre beginning to waver. We have given up hope in human efforts; we trust the Lord above to lead us to safety now. Truly it is said that, in battle, every soldier is religious.

The right advances slowly; pictures have been sent by carrier pigeon.
Image (http://www.army.mil/cmh-pg/art/P-P/USAIA/Chipyong-ni.jpg)

Ilaer

It occurs to me that we should probably do this in the International Incidents forum or something, Imperial isa; it borders on RP, and we don't want to get the entire thread sent there.

Ilaer

German officer to the Duke

do you surrender

*Duke places a hand in a pocket and pulls out two coins and hands them to the german*

here

*German officer looks at the coins in his hand*

German officer
what this for

Duke
its forty cents to call someone who givens a dam about your surrender now go

*German officer leaves*

It occurs to me that we should probably do this in the International Incidents forum or something, Imperial isa; it borders on RP, and we don't want to get the entire thread sent there.

Ilaer

why not

II or NS which one best
i know II a hot bed,don't know about NS

I'm currently in the middle of creating a thread on the Internation Incidents forum; once it is done I shall alert you.

By the way: does anyone know if we've had any mail at our gmail account yet? :D I doubt we have.

Ilaer

what are you talking of

II or NS which one best
i know II a hot bed,don't know about NS

I'm currently in the middle of creating a thread on the Internation Incidents forum; once it is done I shall alert you.

By the way: does anyone know if we've had any mail at our gmail account yet? :D I doubt we have.

Ilaer

Done; the invasion of Germany. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12395809#post12395809)
It should be fun.

Ilaer

Done; the invasion of Germany. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12395809#post12395809)
It should be fun.

Ilaer

should be
know what OOC and IC are

should be
know what OOC and IC are

?
Out of character and in character.

Ilaer

?
Out of character and in character.

Ilaer

are good you know how that works
mm best ask the mods to add closed to the Title so only us post in it

are good you know how that works
mm best ask the mods to add closed to the Title so only us post in it

Made the request.

Ilaer

So the war in this thread is over? Sounds good :)

So the war in this thread is over? Sounds good :)

we send you to frontlines if you keep that up :p

we send you to frontlines if you keep that up :p

I'm a sir, sir, and I have important duties here. By gum, there is naughtiness to be had! :fluffle:

I'm a sir, sir, and I have important duties here. By gum, there is naughtiness to be had! :fluffle:

Duke higher then a sir

Duke higher then a sir

A member of parliament and the cabinet outranks a mere duke, good sir ;)

A member of parliament and the cabinet outranks a mere duke, good sir ;)

don't know how that works in RL, just know Dukes higher then a Sir
i'll ask my mom when i get up she reads up on this kin of thing

By the way: does anyone know if we've had any mail at our gmail account yet? :D I doubt we have.

I should check that one of these days.

A member of parliament and the cabinet outranks a mere duke, good sir ;)

no i still out rank you in RL and here only the royal family out ranks me :p

Help me to faint, you mean?? :eek:

*Enjoys chocolaty goodness (goddess? ;-) ) and taste* :fluffle:

*Angel smilie* :fluffle:

*now has big smilie on face* :fluffle:


it's up to dear TBD :D

;) :fluffle:

Done :p

Sexcellent. *Ad-Ministers a thank you dose of chocolate*

We have someone to administer chocolate to us now? My word; we have gone up in the world!
*applauds all members with new titles*

*Ad-Ministers a sample of chocolate* :D

no i still out rank you in RL and here only the royal family out ranks me :p
*demotes*
*Sexcellent. *Ad-Ministers a thank you dose of chocolate*

Awesome wordage. *adds to TBD's title*

*demotes*


Awesome wordage. *adds to TBD's title*

you can't have a lord running the army now

you can't have a lord running the army now

True.
*promotes somewhat*

;) :fluffle:

:fluffle:

A member of parliament and the cabinet outranks a mere duke, good sir ;)

don't know how that works in RL, just know Dukes higher then a Sir
i'll ask my mom when i get up she reads up on this kin of thing

Stop arguing or I, who outranks you both, shall make you stop.


*Ad-Ministers a sample of chocolate* :D

Thank you.
*smiles a chocolatey smile*

I should check that one of these days.

We have a way for the concerned voters to contact us directly and we don't check it? We're like a real political party now. :D

Ilaer

Stop arguing or I, who outranks you both, shall make you stop.



Thank you.
*smiles a chocolatey smile*



We have a way for the concerned voters to contact us directly and we don't check it? We're like a real political party now. :D

Ilaer

too late just wait till the germans hear i'm not a Duke now

too late just wait till the germans hear i'm not a Duke now

Why aren't you a duke anymore?
*reads Ifreann's post*
Oh...

Hmmm...
As leader of the NBI component I hereby reinstate your rank of duke, Lord Imperial isa, and I hereby promote the Lord Gravlen to the rank of Duke as well. We will have no arguments of seniority now.

Ilaer

Why aren't you a duke anymore?
*reads Ifreann's post*
Oh...

Hmmm...
As leader of the NBI component I hereby reinstate your rank of duke, Lord Imperial isa, and I hereby promote the Lord Gravlen to the rank of Duke as well. We will have no arguments of seniority now.

Ilaer

did you happen to see those tigers i ask for

did you happen to see those tigers i ask for

I think they're still being shipped, my good man; I hear there's been bad weather at sea recently.

Ilaer

I think they're still being shipped, my good man; I hear there's been bad weather at sea recently.

Ilaer

good on side note be posting in II thread in a min

good on side note be posting in II thread in a min

I've been writing a post since about five o'clock; just have too many things on my mind.

Ilaer

I've been writing a post since about five o'clock; just have too many things on my mind.

Ilaer

i'm still getting over that i'm my own Boss of my own business as i now have my Australian business number which came in the mail on tuesday

i'm still getting over that i'm my own Boss of my own business as i now have my Australian business number which came in the mail on tuesday

Blimey; I tried setting up my own business but as I don't really have the motivation to do any of the administrative work it never really got off the ground.
I hope you do well.

Oh, and I made my post in II.

Ilaer

Blimey; I tried setting up my own business but as I don't really have the motivation to do any of the administrative work it never really got off the ground.
I hope you do well.

Ilaer

i'm listed as a sole trader an i do scrap metal which is easy i pick it up where i find an then sell it to
the big boys and thanks

i'm listed as a sole trader an i do scrap metal which is easy i pick it up where i find an then sell it to
the big boys and thanks

:D
Mine was a computer games company; I'm a fairly talented programmer.

You're welcome. :)

Ilaer

:D
Mine was a computer games company; I'm a fairly talented programmer.

You're welcome. :)

Ilaer

i want to be a games tester ,now i hear you need a bit of paper to do that now

i want to be a games tester ,now i hear you need a bit of paper to do that now

You do?
Good lord...

Ilaer

You do?
Good lord...

Ilaer

so i was told ,can't find out if you do or not

*Angel smilie* :fluffle:
Angel indeed ;)
:fluffle:

no i still out rank you in RL and here only the royal family out ranks me :p
*demotes*

See how easy it is? True power lies with the Parliament good sir, it doesn't get any better than this! So have at thee! HaHA!

*Swashbuckles* http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/fence.gif

Angel indeed ;)
:fluffle:




See how easy it is? True power lies with the Parliament good sir, it doesn't get any better than this! So have at thee! HaHA!

*Swashbuckles* http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/fence.gif
oh shut up Duke Gravlen :p
Why aren't you a duke anymore?
*reads Ifreann's post*
Oh...

Hmmm...
As leader of the NBI component I hereby reinstate your rank of duke, Lord Imperial isa, and I hereby promote the Lord Gravlen to the rank of Duke as well. We will have no arguments of seniority now.

Ilaer

see

oh shut up Duke Gravlen :p


see

Pfft! That's no excuse to avoid a good buckling of the swash! :D

Pfft! That's no excuse to avoid a good buckling of the swash! :D

are you forgetting i'm in germany fighting a war

are you forgetting i'm in germany fighting a war

Ah, so you mean it would be "Der schwaßing aus der Bückle"! Allrighty then!

Ah, so you mean it would be "Der schwaßing aus der Bückle"! Allrighty then!

no an it not going too good at all ,thats why you got a sad Tea Lady

no an it not going too good at all ,thats why you got a sad Tea Lady

*Trinkt türkischen Apfeltee*

*Trinkt türkischen Apfeltee*

drink up
oh look out for air raids

Why aren't you a duke anymore?
*reads Ifreann's post*
Oh...

Hmmm...
As leader of the NBI component I hereby reinstate your rank of duke, Lord Imperial isa, and I hereby promote the Lord Gravlen to the rank of Duke as well. We will have no arguments of seniority now.

Ilaer

Fine.

Fine.

I just wanted to stop the arguments, good chap. :D
An Emparh of rhinos, penguins and fluffle spam is not built without a known order of seniority.

Ilaer

Fine.

Woot! :D

*Waves handkerchief in frenzied giddyness*

(Is it asking too much to ask you to add "Vice-Ruffino" to my titles? "Vice-Ruffino and minister of naughtiness"? Please? Pretty please?

Thanks a bunch in advance :fluffle: )

Woot! :D

*Waves handkerchief in frenzied giddyness*

(Is it asking too much to ask you to add "Vice-Ruffino" to my titles? "Vice-Ruffino and minister of naughtiness"? Please? Pretty please?

Thanks a bunch in advance :fluffle: )

looks like the Army and the Navy got to keep there eyes on you

looks like the Army and the Navy got to keep there eyes on you

Now we need the airforce too.
Who's head of the RAF? Anyone at the moment?

Ilaer

Now we need the airforce too.
Who's head of the RAF? Anyone at the moment?

Ilaer

no one

no one

Well, that simply won't do!
Candidates for head of the RAF report your interest!
Or we could have a vote?

Ilaer

Well, that simply won't do!
Candidates for head of the RAF report your interest!
Or we could have a vote?

Ilaer

fast london having air raids

fast london having air raids

Indeed. It's going to be the Battle of Britain Mark II.

Ilaer

Indeed. It's going to be the Battle of Britain Mark II.

Ilaer

going to do a post of it just thinking if i should give them a heavy bomber an take your time as long as you don't mine me posting more the you

going to do a post of it just thinking if i should give them a heavy bomber an take your time as long as you don't mine me posting more the you

Hmmmmm?
You mean you're posting on the International Incidents forum?
I meant 'Mark 2'. :D

Ilaer

Hmmmmm?
You mean you're posting on the International Incidents forum?
I meant 'Mark 2'. :D

Ilaer

:D keep a eye out for MK III and IV

Well, that simply won't do!
Candidates for head of the RAF report your interest!
Or we could have a vote?

Ilaer

*Raises hand*

*Raises hand*

mm

mm

Tasty, eh? ;) :p

Tasty, eh? ;) :p

no just picturing us standing by a map table something gets said you throw a
plastic warplane at me and i throw a plastic tank back at you

Woot! :D

*Waves handkerchief in frenzied giddyness*

(Is it asking too much to ask you to add "Vice-Ruffino" to my titles? "Vice-Ruffino and minister of naughtiness"? Please? Pretty please?

Thanks a bunch in advance :fluffle: )

How can I say no to you? :fluffle:

How can I say no to you? :fluffle:

I'm just glad you didn't :)

...and you should add your own new title too!

I'm just glad you didn't :)

...and you should add your own new title too!

I thought I already did.....


Huh, seems I didn't

Congrats, Ifreann. It seems you are the new Ruffy. Please don't turn creepy?

Congrats, Ifreann. It seems you are the new Ruffy. Please don't turn creepy?

Turn?


Also, Ladames should be on msn.

Turn?


Also, Ladames should be on msn.
Yes, Ruffy turned creepy. Don't you DARE to do that.

Ladame is using her parents' computer, which lacks MSN.

You mean we aren't all on msn? :eek:

I felt leftout, so I logged on.. Now I just feel lonely.

Is this what you people do? Get a new Ruffino, and let the old one e-decompose? :(

Turn?


Also, Ladames should be on msn.

You mean we aren't all on msn? :eek:

I felt leftout, so I logged on.. Now I just feel lonely.

Is this what you people do? Get a new Ruffino, and let the old one e-decompose? :(
Of course, why would we want the old when we we've got a brand new shining one? :p

You know we all love you, Ruffy.

Yes, Ruffy turned creepy. Don't you DARE to do that.

Ladame is using her parents' computer, which lacks MSN.
Ladame's parents would appreciate her getting msn for them, or using http://www.ebuddy.com/
I felt leftout, so I logged on.. Now I just feel lonely.

Is this what you people do? Get a new Ruffino, and let the old one e-decompose? :(
Nah, we're gonna stuff and mount you.
You mean we aren't all on msn? :eek:

I am....I think.

Of course, why would we want the old when we we've got a brand new shining one? :p

You know we all love you, Ruffy.

*shines*

You mean we aren't all on msn? :eek:
no

Of course, why would we want the old when we we've got a brand new shining one? :p

You know we all love you, Ruffy.

Oh, shut up and go play with your brand new iPod.

Good! Because if you stay in BC for school, I might live near you! I'm seriously considering Emily Carr Institute of Art just because of the lovely low price, and BC POT! FTW!

Ladame's parents would appreciate her getting msn for them, or using http://www.ebuddy.com/

Nah, we're gonna stuff and mount you.


I am....I think.
no, I'm watching anime.
*shines*
*polishes*

Oh, shut up and go play with your brand new iPod.

Good! Because if you stay in BC for school, I might live near you! I'm seriously considering Emily Carr Institute of Art just because of the lovely low price, and BC POT! FTW!
I have no iPod. I'm not a consumer whore like you.

I think my worst nightmare is here. :S:S I might be going to school in Vancouver, but it's probably not going to happen because it's too close to my parents, who would come visit me all the time. >.<

no, I'm watching anime.
Pfft, you're no fun. We're making Utracia guess who someone is.
*polishes*

Yay!

Ladame's parents would appreciate her getting msn for them, or using http://www.ebuddy.com/

those work on 2000 and a shitty pc

Pfft, you're no fun. We're making Utracia guess who someone is.

No spreading our business, man! :D

No spreading our business, man! :D

you're really pretty slow. :p

I have no iPod. I'm not a consumer whore like you.

I think my worst nightmare is here. :S:S I might be going to school in Vancouver, but it's probably not going to happen because it's too close to my parents, who would come visit me all the time. >.<

Buh! Waterloo. :(

you're really pretty slow. :p

Am not!

*sticks tongue out*

*helps self to Tea trolley*

Errmm hello Im sorry for my absence wot, But after NBIP died I forgot about the forums chaps nevamind though I appear to be late to apply for mebership of the NBCyIpsW party but hey ho I may have buggered up pardon my french but Im british Sah so bugger those damn foreigners and colonials and back to business.


P.S. Whats all this talk about rubber chickens eh? everyones gone mad in my absence. thats what not enough tea and too many damn foreigners does for you.

Huzzah?

Errmm hello Im sorry for my absence wot, But after NBIP died I forgot about the forums chaps nevamind though I appear to be late to apply for mebership of the NBCyIpsW party but hey ho I may have buggered up pardon my french but Im british Sah so bugger those damn foreigners and colonials and back to business.


P.S. Whats all this talk about rubber chickens eh? everyones gone mad in my absence. thats what not enough tea and too many damn foreigners does for you.

Huzzah?

VH?

Huzzah indeed!

Huzzah, huzzah for the emparh!

VH?

Not the Lady Dame Vacuumhead, no; although I do wish she'd return. :(
Sir Armed public joined somewhat closer to the party's death; it's nice to see you again, good chap.

You need not apply for membership, my good sah; as a former member of the NBIP you are accepted into the NBCyIPsW party and, as the new(ish) President of the NBIP section, I hereby welcome you once more.
Be sure to update your sig! :D

And you mean the party wasn't mad from the very start? Funny; I must have missed the memo.

The Right Honourable Lord Sir Ilaer

And you mean the party wasn't mad from the very start? Funny; I must have missed the memo.

The Right Honourable Lord Sir Ilaer

Actually, the memo said "NB: Must be mad from the start" :)

Also - do we really want an election, as a party?

Actually, the memo said "NB: Must be mad from the start" :)

Also - do we really want an election, as a party?

Elections were fun, we got to propagandise, and slander our opponents.

Elections were fun, we got to propagandise, and slander our opponents.

It was? Yeah, well, kinda, I guess... But was it? Really?

*cough*

I'm a loyalist!!

*cough*

I'm a loyalist!!

And Her Majesty appreciates your loyalty, wot.

So do I get any special goodies for being a nice, yet damned, colonial? :-P

So do I get any special goodies for being a nice, yet damned, colonial? :-P

You get tea. Lots and lots of tea.



And spam.

You get tea. Lots and lots of tea.



And spam.

Spam is good.

How about some good, British reared, partly Welsh lamb for dinner wot? Of course we can think about that over a nice cuppa, I've put the kettle on Sah!

Call out the Gunboats i say, time to colonise the americas, it's never too late to beat the spanish in the south.

the army in germany

the army in germany

Whats this? Invading Germany!?! How dare you say such a thing, we have a historical royal association with that nation, be they damned foreigners or not wot!

Whats this? Invading Germany!?! How dare you say such a thing, we have a historical royal association with that nation, be they damned foreigners or not wot!

i can i'm the leader of the whole thing
we all so have Denmark after invading it and Russia after a well done trick

So do I get any special goodies for being a nice, yet damned, colonial? :-P

You're also made a party minister of something or other.
What office do you want?

Whats this? Invading Germany!?! How dare you say such a thing, we have a historical royal association with that nation, be they damned foreigners or not wot!

The Admiralty under myself supports it; in the NBIP days their ambassador kneed one of our members in the privates and they've been getting a bit uppity recently.

You're also made a party minister of something or other.
What office do you want?

Anything Miluh-tiry will do.

Well i say then old chaps, lets get those Germans! Must dash, kettles boiled wot. I'll load up my schooner with a few marines if you want some help, jolly good show and whatnot.

Anything Miluh-tiry will do.

Minister of Military Intelligence, good chap?

Well i say then old chaps, lets get those Germans! Must dash, kettles boiled wot. I'll load up my schooner with a few marines if you want some help, jolly good show and whatnot.

Good chap.

*sighs*
Is there no way in which this and the Parliament thread can be revived?

I believe we shall have to teach the forum young'uns of the days of Parliament.
See if we can't get some opposing parties set up.

How in the unwhollyf*ck do the issues encapsulated in this particular thread never come to some kind of fruition?
*checks watch*

We could declare a Fifth Parliament, get some elections running and then hopefully win enough seats to take the ideas to fruition?

How in the unwhollyf*ck do the issues encapsulated in this particular thread never come to some kind of fruition?
*checks watch*

What issues? :confused:

We could declare a Fifth Parliament, get some elections running and then hopefully win enough seats to take the ideas to fruition?
No need for a 5th Parliament, just ask the emperor to make you the ruling body. :)

No need for a 5th Parliament, just ask the emperor to make you the ruling body. :)

The senate might object, even if the Pope and the president would agree ;)

The senate might object, even if the Pope and the president would agree ;)

Ah, but FUG got rid of the Senate. At least 2/3 of the Popes would agree and the president can be turned into a scone.

Ah, but FUG got rid of the Senate. At least 2/3 of the Popes would agree and the president can be turned into a scone.

Battle Pope (http://www.funkotron.com/battlepope/popebg.jpg) is the only Pope whose opinion counts anyway...

Pope? President!

HOW DARE THEY! Great Britain is proud to have the Church of England as its state religion and proud of our monarchy. Down with the republicans, just look at what they did to the poor ol' colony of the US of A.

Pope? President!

HOW DARE THEY! Great Britain is proud to have the Church of England as its state religion and proud of our monarchy. Down with the republicans, just look at what they did to the poor ol' colony of the US of A.

Relax, my gentleman brother. They speak of the Pope of the Choose Wisely Party, with whom we merged, remember?
I think Ifreann's the current Pope, and Ifreann is a good fellow.

I'm not entirely sure about the President bit, although it may be referring to the head of a party; I'm the President of the NBIP and I think Ifreann's the President of the CyPsW party.

I'm not entirely sure about the President bit, although it may be referring to the head of a party; I'm the President of the NBIP and I think Ifreann's the President of the CyPsW party.

Ifreann is the Ruffino of the NBCyIpsWP party, as the CyPsW party don't exist anymore and never did have a president either. :)

A hint can be found in the poll above ;)


And don't forget about the Battle Pope!

What ho! One simply cannot this to drift ever more into nothingness.

Long live the NBCyIpsW!!!

What issues? :confused:

Ya know, i'm not sure, this far into it. :confused:

Does this party have a point?
;)

Ya know, i'm not sure, this far into it. :confused:

Does this party have a point?
;)

Of course it has a point! :)

Looks like I came into this thread pretty darned late in the game.

Looks like I came into this thread pretty darned late in the game.

Late, yes. But luckily, it's never too late :)

Goodness gracious me.

http://www.sptimes.com/News/031400/photos/flo-dig.jpg
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavedig.

Ooh, massive gravediggage.

Can I resign?

Can this thread be gravedug?

Do we need a new election?

Is Ifreann still Grand Poobah of the party?

Does cheese really taste well?

I need answers!