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The New British Choose Your Imperial Pogo Stick Wisely Party Manifesto
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ENGLAND EXPECTS THAT EVERY MAN SHALL DO HIS DUTY
To this end we offer all the tea, booze, weed, rubber chickens and spam you could ever want.

In the beginning, there once was a thread; a thread so great that it grew so strong and so fast, that even through the hard times when it was first moved to Spam, it lived on. Today it has over 13,000 post of non +1 spam and is the love of many spammers.

So popular was this thread that it spawned a political party, The Choose Wisely Party. This party was strong, and grew much stronger following a merger with the Pogo Stick Party, a move not without controversy, forming The Choose Your Pogo Stick Wisely Party. In the 4th NationStates General Election we won 4 seats, a number matched only by the New British Imperial Party, who won the election.

The New British Imperial Party set out to bring NationStates into the glorious British Emparh, and had even received Royal Approval from Her Majesty and enacted laws against the misuse of the English language, wot. In fact, the NBIP thread was by far the largest. Many believed that the sun would never set on the NBIP thread.

Our two parties, both have humour written into our political DNA, began to form an alliance, along with the Moles and Other Burrowing Rodents Alliance, and were the only parties to take such steps. Alas the Parliament drifted slowly off the first page, and out of the minds of the M.P.s.

But now the two largest parties of the 4th NSG Parliament have joined forces, forming the single greatest party in the history of politics, a force greater and more hilarious than any ever conceived in the minds of us mere mortals, The New British Choose Your Imperial Pogo Stick Wisely Party.

This most fantastic of parties sets out care for spammers and all those who seek refuge from serious debate in the spam forum or in social threads by bringing them under the protection of the Royal Navy's mighty gunboats. We also aim to provide the diverting activities of Penguin Poking, Squirrel Fishing, Rhino Petting, and Right-Clicking as free government services.

The amount of tax collected from each citizen will be directly proportional to a function of the amount of lint on their hat and the amount of tea in their bloodstream.

Our Royal Constitution, blessings from Pope Zilam XXX and approval from Her Imperial Majesty (hopefully)pending.

All citizens, regardless of age, gender, colour, or creed are required to wear a hat. No exceptions. All hats are regularly inspected for lint by government agents.
The drinking of tea is mandatory. Any member of NationStates who does not drink at least one cup every 12 hours will get a jolly good talking to! 'Coffee' is banned.
All members shall praise thy holy Peechland.
The 'United Kingdom' shall be defined in the following way; An English success is 'English'. An English failure is 'Henman'. A Scottish success is 'British.' A Scottish failure is 'Scottish' (this also applies to Wales and those pesky Northern Irelanders, wot!)
All members shall receive their choice of a free Panda, Penguin, or Duck-Billed Platypus.
Instead of warnings, forum bans or deletions, the primary method of enforcing NS rules will be to send in a gunboat.
Reduced taxes for those who join the anti-fluffle movement.
Anyone from a former part of the British Empire is to be referred to as a "damn colonial".
Walking is banned. Any form of transportation must be by Pogo Stick And/Or spam car only.
Anyone not from a former part of the British Empire or Britain is to be referred to as a "damn foreigner".
Unlimited spam and random hi-jacks.
From this day forth newsreaders are banned from walking around the studio grinning when announcing thousands of deaths.
All citizens are required to consume at least one half pint of rainbow sherbet daily.
All food dishes must be served with a double portion of chips.
Silly poll options. For both serious, and silly threads.
The statue of the pregnant woman in Trafalgar Square shall be replaced with one of Terry Wogan.
Whenever the Senate convenes, The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will perform beforehand.
The word "Empire" must be pronounced "Emparh" with reference to the British Empire.
Sig worthy posts.
It is compulsory to moan about the "bloody weather" at least once per day, or at any time when noticing the bloody weather.
+1
An official moratorium is to be put in place upon the phrases "Well done" and "Congratulations". Instead, the phrase "Jolly good show!" must be used.
We support the movement of Pi as religion. 3.14% of all taxes will fund this.
Watching (and waving a Union Flag during) the Last Night of the Proms is compulsory.
Our goal is to make you smile.
The manufacture of tweed jackets, bowler hats and umbrellas is to be subsidised.
We promise to create a department to help in the fight against slow Jolt.
NationStates shall invest vast sums of money into building a Royal Navy.
The right to choose. You've been chosen to participate in an international debate that will be televised all over the world. Topics will be drawn from a hat, but will be very similar to the topics discussed here on NS. Each participant from the winning team will receive $250k cash, a new car and a their picture on the front page of Time Magazine. Now choose your team from the players of NS. Who would your team consist of? For fun, you also have to name your team. Please try to have a minimum of 4 members in your team. You may of course have more. Max Barry has decided to produce his own reality tv show and you have been chosen to participate. You have to select other members of NS to live with in a large house for a 6 month time period. If everyone plays nice, you will all receive $250k cash and will all be characters in Max's next book. But, if anyone gets reported to the "Mods", then upon review of the situation, that person will be sent home.....in reality tv terms- eliminated. No prize.
Celebrating the battles of Agincourt, Trafalgar and Waterloo is compulsory on pain of removal of tea rations.
Classes on corrupting the masses are offered for free.
NationStates is to apply for Commonwealth membership and recognise the Queen as head of state.

Foreign Policy:

The NBCYIPSWP is in a state of perpetual war with all other nations outside the Emparh. As such, we believe in maintaining a strong army of Rhinos and Squirrels and a navy of gunboats to make pre-emptive strikes against all neighbouring countries. All soldiers will be issued sweater vests made from industrial strength bubble-wrap for armour, yarn garrottes for weapons, and plentiful amounts of tea. Once an enemy country has been subjugated, the Royal Constitution will be enforced upon the natives and the country shall be brought into the Emparh and colonised.

Party Leadership:
The party has two leaders currently, Ilaer the NBI Leader and Ifreann, the Ruffino of CypsW. CypsW's Vice-Ruffino is Gravlen.

The Senate:
The Party's official stance with regards to the newly formed Senate is one of opposition. This Senate has done nothing but resolve to destroy our most glorious party, and such attacks will not be tolerated. We are, however, not opposed to the idea of a properly run, democratically elected NSG Senate. Alas the current Senate is anything but properly run, and the elections were a shambles.

Contacting Us:
For no reason that I can rightly fathom, the NBCyIpsWP has a gmail account! Why not use (nbcyipswp@gmail.com) that instead of the more efficient, and more likely to be read, telegram system?

Chosen Members of Her Majesty's Emparh, wot:
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer CBE OBE MBE Lord Chancellor, Minister for Spreading Proper English, Party President(NBI) and Lord of the Admiralty
Damned Colonial Ifreann, CypsW Ruffino, Minister of Pet Distribution and Governor-General of Ireland
The Rt. Hon. Duke Gravlen, Vice-Ruffino and Minister of Naughtiness, CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir IL Ruffino, CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lady Dame The Beautiful Darkness, Most Sexcellent Ad-Minister of Chocolate, CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lady Dame Righteous Munchee-Love, Understate Secretary for Sugar-Related Fracas, CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lady Dame WC Imperial Court, Minister of Defence Against Trolls, CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Straughn, Minister of Obscure References and Embarrassing Anecdotes, CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lady Dame Ladamesansmerci, Ephemeral Ministress of Spam Distribution, CBE MBE OBE
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ginnoria
The Rt. Hon. Sir Dame Nadkor, Lady of the Dance
The Rt. Hon. Lady Dame Smunkeeville, Governor General of Oklahoma, Minister Of Nicknames, CBE OBE MBE
Lord Sir Rather Large Noodles 404 Nation Not Found
Lord Sir Pepe Dominguez
Lord Sir RLI Rides Again
Lord Sir Flaitheas Druadh 404 Nation Not Found
Lord Sir Mirchaz
Lord Sir Fascist Dominion, Grand High Spammer
Lord Sir Utracia
Lady Dame Der Fuhrer Dyszel
Lord Sir Turquoise Days
Lord Sir Super-power 404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Admiral Lord Sir Professor Philosopy CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lady Lord Dame Vacuumhead CBE OBE MBE Secretary of State for the Home Office and Minister for Ladies; Vice Party President(NBI)404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Rubiconic Crossings CBE OBE MBE First Lord of the Admiralty and Minister for Tea
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Fartsniffage CBE OBE MBE Secretary of State for the Foreign Office
Damn Colonial Aronnax Governor-General of Singapore
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Call to power Minister for Eggs and Bacon
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Forsakia Minister for the Bloody Weather and Minister for Sheep
Damn Foreigner Krensonia Leader of the Dutch Wing of the NBIP
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Scarlet States CBE OBE MBE Secretary of State for The Wee Lads and Bonnie Lasses North of the Border 404 Nation Not Found
Damn Colonial Malkyer Leader of the United States Wing of the NBIP
The Rt. Hon. Field Marshall Lord Sir The Friesland colony CBE OBE MBE Field Marshal
Damn Colonial Hamilay Secretary of State for the Colonies 404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir The blessed Chris CBE OBE MBE Viceroy of the East India Trading Company
Damn Colonial Caleduardia Minister for the Tropics [hightligh]404 Nation Not Found[/highlight]
Damn Foreigner Novus-America Minister for Counter-Terrorism
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Anke Morpork CBE OBE MBE Minister for Imperial Education
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Vodka-stonia CBE OBE MBE Minister for Spirits 404 Nation Not Found
Damn Colonial Zouloukistan Governor-General of Canada and Minister for The Eradication of Coffee
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Mega gning CBE OBE MBE Minister for Flag Waving at the Proms 404 Nation Not Found
Damn Colonial Lady Little Monkies Minister for Emparh Fluffles 404 Nation Not Found
Damn Colonial Gurguvungunit Minister for the Promotion of Emparh History and Deputy Minister for Spreading Proper English
The Most Hon. Lord Sir Praetonia CBE OBE MBE Duke of Westminister
Damn Colonial Revasser Governor-General of Australia
Damn Foreigner Obok Kyorl Minister for Eastern Affairs 404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir UK-dom CBE OBE MBE Minister for Sanity
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir. Ieuano CBE OBE MBE Secretary of State for Administrative Affairs 404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir. Valtoria CBE OBE MBE Minister for New Posters
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir. Niploma CBE OBE MBE Minister for Private Boarding Schools & Upper-Class Snobbery
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Wenglish CBE OBE MBE Minister for Biscuits 404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Armed public CBE OBE MBE Minister for The Furtherment of Enjoyment of all Good People in Her Majesty's Emparh
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir UNIverseVERSE CBE OBE MBE Minister for Cucumber Sandwiches
The Most Hon. Lord Sir Aust CBE OBE MBE Duke of Yorkshire
The Rt. Hon. Lady Dame Darknovae, CBE OBE MBE
Mercenary Minaris(payment made in some form by The Rt. Hon. Lady Dame Darknovae)
Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles

TG me if you want your name removed from this list or yout title edited, wot.

I love you, Ifreann.
Ahem.

*stands to attention and salutes a superior officer*

Let us begin posting for Emparh!
Firstly, though, we need to sort out the Parliament, sort out our own political chain, sort out all the active members of both pre-merger parties, sort out the military review, start making the masses happy, begin our election propaganda campaigns, sort out that strange leak in the headquarters' cellar...

*looks at list of things to do*
Oh, damn...

Ilaer

Yes, but before all that, let us have tea!

Yarr! Ye be a scourge on this fine vessel. Be gone ye devillish sea dog! *swings sword wildly* The Punks and Pirates Party will rule!

Yarr! Ye be a scourge on this fine vessel. Be gone ye devillish sea dog! *swings sword wildly* The Punks and Pirates Party will rule!

I say chaps, there's a pirate ship over there by the coast.



Deploy the warships!
http://www.pacificworlds.com/nuuanu/visitors/images/warships.jpg

Yarr! Ye be a scourge on this fine vessel. Be gone ye devillish sea dog! *swings sword wildly* The Punks and Pirates Party will rule! so, you want to start a revolution, overthrow this evil government?

so, you want to start a revolution, overthrow this evil government?

Do you have so little confidence in your party that you think trying to overthrow the democratically elected parliament is a better plan that running in the next election?

I say chaps, there's a pirate ship over there by the coast.



Deploy the warships!
http://www.pacificworlds.com/nuuanu/visitors/images/warships.jpg

what you have not got the Marines on stand by

Do you have so little confidence in your party that you think trying to overthrow the democratically elected parliament is a better plan that running in the next election?

i'm not in a party.

I say chaps, there's a pirate ship over there by the coast.



Deploy the warships!
http://www.pacificworlds.com/nuuanu/visitors/images/warships.jpg
and you call yourself democratically elected?

I say chaps, there's a pirate ship over there by the coast.



Deploy the warships!
http://www.pacificworlds.com/nuuanu/visitors/images/warships.jpg
Yar ye be no match for our ships!
http://www.labutaca.net/fotos/18/piratas/piratas9.jpg
so, you want to start a revolution, overthrow this evil government?

If that be what it teakes then aye!

what you have not got the Marines on stand by
They're on the boats.
i'm not in a party.
I thought you started the CYP after the merger with the Pogo Stick Party?
and you call yourself democratically elected?
:confused: We were(well, not this party, technically, but NBIP and CypsWP were)
Yar ye be no match for our ships!
http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2003/PiratesOfTheCaribbean/movie.fs/05.jpg

You should get your ships from a site that allows hotlinking, wot.

Yar ye be no match for our ships!


If that be what it teakes then aye!

well then, let's get this started. Now how shall we go about overthrowing the NBCYPSWP?

well then, let's get this started. Now how shall we go about overthrowing the NBCYPSWP?

We shall send them to rest in Davey Jones locker! And we will spread the word to the other revolututionaries who sail these here boards to fight!

We shall send them to rest in Davey Jones locker! And we will spread the word to the other revolututionaries who sail these here boards to fight!

excellent. I will bring news of this to the citizens of NSG.

Down with the Tory thugs!

/support Swilatia,Londim

The Emparh shall never fall to the likes of you! We shall rule the waves and wipe you off the face of the Earth, pirate scum and Polish ingrate!

Ilaer

Wot!

The Emparh shall never fall to the likes of you! We shall rule the waves and wipe you off the face of the Earth, pirate scum and Polish ingrate!

Ilaer

Emparh? That does not imply a democratically elected government. Yet you still conseder yourselves democratic?

I thought you started the CYP after the merger with the Pogo Stick Party?

and disbanded it.

The Emparh shall never fall to the likes of you! We shall rule the waves and wipe you off the face of the Earth, pirate scum and Polish ingrate!

Ilaer

Emparh?! You say you defend democracy yet tarnish it with your lies! Ye will be the first to walk the plank!

well then, let's get this started. Now how shall we go about overthrowing the NBCYPSWP?
I suggest making your plans somewhere that isn't our party thread.
Emparh? That does not imply a democratically elected government. Yet you still conseder yourselves democratic?
What you infer and what is true are two very different things in this case.

Wow...


...this shit's already giving me a headache. >_<

Let me know when this latest round of NS "elections" is over. I'll be the one curled up in the corner with his fingers in his ears.

Wow...


...this shit's already giving me a headache. >_<

Let me know when this latest round of NS "elections" is over. I'll be the one curled up in the corner with his fingers in his ears.

Welcome to the dick-waving world of politics.

Welcome to the dick-waving world of politics.

This stuff is just ideology mixed with stupidity turned into a popularity contest.

Not much different from real politics actually, but at least RL elections serve a purpose...unlike this drivel.

Meh...have fun with it, I guess.

*wanders off, muttering incoherently*

This stuff is just ideology mixed with stupidity turned into a popularity contest.

Not much different from real politics actually, but at least RL elections serve a purpose...unlike this drivel.

Meh...have fun with it, I guess.

*wanders off, muttering incoherently*

This is more fun than real politics, because the chances of a political assasination are tiny.

Emparh?! You say you defend democracy yet tarnish it with your lies! Ye will be the first to walk the plank!

Emparh? That does not imply a democratically elected government. Yet you still conseder yourselves democratic?

You two will just leap on to and not let go of anything, will you?
Ifreann said it perfectly. Implication is not the same as truth.
In any case, it is still possible to be a democratic Empire. Consider the British Empire in reality; quite indisuputably democratic and its heart, the UK, having been the first modern nation to have even a vaguely democratic system.
Consider the French. Consider the Americans, of all people; they occupied multiple overseas territories at one point, including the Phillipines which they took from the Spanish after a war.
My point has been made.

This is more fun than real politics, because the chances of a political assasination are tiny.

I'd agree. I don't particularly want to die; at least on NSG Parliament I'm almost certain not to.

Ilaer

I'd agree. I don't particularly want to die; at least on NSG Parliament I'm almost certain not to.

Ilaer

I'm gonna be keeping an eye on any Poles I encounter though, especially if one mentions Nation States.

I'm gonna be keeping an eye on any Poles I encounter though, especially if one mentions Nation States.

Oh dear... I know no less than three Poles; four if you include their mother.
I shall have to be careful with them in future...

Ilaer

Are we forcing elections or not?
And should we not be campaigning?

*tuts*
We'd better begin immediately.

Ilaer

Are we forcing elections or not?
And should we not be campaigning?

*tuts*
We'd better begin immediately.

Ilaer

We are, and we should be.

I suggest making your plans somewhere that isn't our party thread.

wait? you think i'm making my plans here? don't make me laugh.

wait? you think i'm making my plans here? don't make me laugh.

You did ask Big Jim P(I think) how to go about overthrowing us in this thread. In fact I'm pretty sure I quoted that post in the post you just quoted.

We only need 8 more MPs to sign off on an election!

We only need 8 more MPs to sign off on an election!

Where are we going to get them from?
They all died...

Ilaer

Not all...

But I won't help ya ;)

I say chaps, there's a pirate ship over there by the coast.



Deploy the warships!
http://www.pacificworlds.com/nuuanu/visitors/images/warships.jpg

Sah!

Calais is Taken! Taken Sah!

To Emprah!

Report of Glorious Victory to follow.

Sah!

Calais is Taken! Taken Sah!

To Emprah!

Report of Glorious Victory to follow.

Ye be going to war without the consent of Parliament! I'll have yer head for this! Yer head I say!

Ye be going to war without the consent of Parliament! I'll have yer head for this! Yer head I say!

Do not Ye me Sah!!!

It is my duty to secure the seaways Sah! Secure them for trade Sah! Secure Trade! Sah Emprah exists on trade Sah!

Bally pirate! Indeed Sah! Thou art BALLY SAH! Bally I say! And...a PIRATE to boot Sah!

However Sah, I have plans for you. Plans I say! PLANS!!! With your BALLYNESS! SAH! YES BALLYNESS! We can take Paris Sah! And EVERY ONION FARM IN AQUITAINE!

So rest your wrath for this time Sah. You will be in the thick of it soon and I extend my regard Sah, MY REGARD! I expect you to do your Duty to Emprah Sah!

To Her Imperial Majesty! HUZZAH!!!!

Arm the redcoats! Launch the gunboats! War (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=518248) has been declared upon us! Defend the Emparh!

*Sends a giant Star Fleet (Ming Chinese) treasure junker (empty) and a Star Fleet battleship to show that the Brits DIDN'T ave the best navy.*

*Sends a giant Star Fleet (Ming Chinese) treasure junker (empty) and a Star Fleet battleship to show that the Brits DIDN'T ave the best navy.*

Star Fleet make boats? I thought they were more space oriented.

how do I get one of those cool titles?

how do I get one of those cool titles?

Ma'am ye not be wanting to join these scoundrels! Join the Pirate bretheren to uphold the honour of democracy!

how do I get one of those cool titles?

What manner of title would you like?

What manner of title would you like?

I have no idea......I am just jealous that everyone else (almost) has one.....

I have no idea......I am just jealous that everyone else (almost) has one.....

I'll make something up for you. Hmmmmm, hows about Governer General of [where you live], and perhaps Minister Of Nicknames.

I'll make something up for you. Hmmmmm, hows about Governer General of [where you live], and perhaps Minister Of Nicknames.

sounds good.

(Oklahoma)

Arm the redcoats! Launch the gunboats! War (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=518248) has been declared upon us! Defend the Emparh!

War, my dear friend, war!
Our armed forces need commanders! I would like to volunteer to be Admiral of the Fleet; I shall immediately order into action those ten Dreadnoughts I had built during the NBIP days.

Prepare for battle!


Lord Sah Rubiconic Crossings, you have done well. We shall see that you receive a commendation for this; but for the present it shall have to wait for we are at war!
Prepare your forces for the upcoming battle.

Ilaer

Dreadful news! The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir IL Ruffino has made claims that he is leaving the forums!

Dreadful news! The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir IL Ruffino has made claims that he is leaving the forums!

What?!
The Lord Sah IL Ruffino... leave the forums?
I don't want to believe it.
I refuse to believe it.

Why would he leave? He makes many a thread so much more interesting; he is one of the NSG greats; amongst others such as Ifreann, Ladamesansmerci, Neesika, Jello Biafra, Rubiconic Crossings and various others...

Please don't let Ruffy leave...

Ilaer

What?!
The Lord Sah IL Ruffino... leave the forums?
I don't want to believe it.
I refuse to believe it.

Why would he leave? He makes many a thread so much more interesting; he is one of the NSG greats; amongst others such as Ifreann, Ladamesansmerci, Neesika, Jello Biafra, Rubiconic Crossings and various others...

Please don't let Ruffy leave...

Ilaer

You honour me good sah, but I fear that is a question only Lord Sah Ruffy can answer himself.

Though the party must carry on, wot! We need a new CYPSW Leader. Let the nominations commence!

*nominates Gravlen*

You honour me good sah, but I fear that is a question only Lord Sah Ruffy can answer himself.

Though the party must carry on, wot! We need a new CYPSW Leader. Let the nominations commence!

*nominates Gravlen*

I nominate either Ifreann or, failing that, Gravlen.
I'd also nominate myself but I'm probably not on NSG enough.

Ilaer

I nominate either Ifreann or, failing that, Gravlen.
I'd also nominate myself but I'm probably not on NSG enough.

Ilaer

Thank you good Sah!
:fluffle:

Thank you good Sah!
:fluffle:

Fluffle Spam! :fluffle:

Additions have been made to the Manifesto, re. party leadership and the senate. You may begin complaining.

Additions have been made to the Manifesto, re. party leadership and the senate. You may begin complaining.

Superb regarding our stance on the Senate, and when it comes to a new leader of the CYSPW I nominate Ifreann above Gravlen, if only because I've seen more of Ifreann's posts.

Ilaer

What?!
The Lord Sah IL Ruffino... leave the forums?
I don't want to believe it.
I refuse to believe it.

Why would he leave? He makes many a thread so much more interesting; he is one of the NSG greats; amongst others such as Ifreann, Ladamesansmerci, Neesika, Jello Biafra, Rubiconic Crossings and various others...

Please don't let Ruffy leave...

Ilaer
Ladame is leaving too...

>.>
<.<

*flees*

Ladame is leaving too...

>.>
<.<

*flees*

Please don't...

Ilaer

Please don't...

Ilaer
I can't claim to have enough self control to leave forever. I'm just taking a break because I've been busy lately. I'll be back randomly to post sometime. *nods*

I can't claim to have enough self control to leave forever. I'm just taking a break because I've been busy lately. I'll be back randomly to post sometime. *nods*

Well, that's almost ok. I mean, if you went off into RL for ever and left NSG, then who else would make posts that required me to think about them whilst translating their name in my head for approximately the seven vigintillionth time?

Ilaer

Ruffy appears to still be posting.


Ruffy should post here. *nods*

Ruffy appears to still be posting.


Ruffy should post here. *nods*

Ruffy over-reacted yesterday. :)

Ruffy would also like to pass on leadership to that of which you choose that isn't me.

.. what? This whole Lord thing is paying a lot more.

Ruffy over-reacted yesterday. :)

Ruffy would also like to pass on leadership to that of which you choose that isn't me.

.. what? This whole Lord thing is paying a lot more.

I called, and Ruffy came!



Awesome. I'm gonna abuse the fuck out of this.


Also, how long should the nominate-y bit of "Elect A New Ruffy 2007" go on for?

Ruffy over-reacted yesterday. :)

Ruffy would also like to pass on leadership to that of which you choose that isn't me.

.. what? This whole Lord thing is paying a lot more.

Ruffy just need more booze

I called, and Ruffy came!



Awesome. I'm gonna abuse the fuck out of this.


Also, how long should the nominate-y bit of "Elect A New Ruffy 2007" go on for?

Exactly 1 day, 2 minutes, and 30 seconds.

But please, no threads.

Ruffy just need more booze

Everything need more booze.

I have decided what to do with this nice big annual pay check and my retirement.

I shall build a castle on top of the Guinness brewery in Ireland.

It's already gone on longer than that.......

Oh, I meant from now till then..

I only just finished the paper work.

Exactly 1 day, 2 minutes, and 30 seconds.

But please, no threads.

It's already gone on longer than that.......

Everything need more booze.

mmm what would a Cannabis seed turn out like if you just water it with booze

I have decided what to do with this nice big annual pay check and my retirement.

I shall build a castle on top of the Guinness brewery in Ireland.
Excellent. I'll inform the Taioseach
Oh, I meant from now till then..

I only just finished the paper work.
Huzzah.

Nominations end at 1:27:30 tomorrow.
mmm what would a Cannabis seed turn out like if you just water it with booze

It'd probably die.

I'm bored, so we have a gmail account now.

Excellent. I'll inform the Taioseach

Don't you mean the Taoiseach?

You tell good ol' Bertie that he is welcome to come over for a pint or some tea any time he wants.
Huzzah.

Nominations end at 1:27:30 tomorrow.

Excelent.

I'm bored, so we have a gmail account now.

Good sir, why?

It'd probably die.

i think so too, but you never know

Ruffy over-reacted yesterday. :)

Glad to see you back :) ><:)

...and it was kinda justified to blow up a little...

.. what? This whole Lord thing is paying a lot more.

:eek:

Buy me dinner? :cool:

I nominate Ifreann.

Anyway...
Having tried and failed to instil some sense into this upstart Senate, I suggest that we plan a course of action to deal with it. Just generally shunning it will not work; we need a definite plan.
Ideas? I suggest a naval blockade, but that might be difficult to do bearing in mind that we don't know where the people live and we don't have any (real) battleships...

Ilaer

I have a proposal for you guys

Proposal 20XX- The "Ignore" Policy

This party shall henceforth any steam blown by the Senate, as it has no power. Furthermore, the NBCyIpsW party shall commence to work on either the improvement of spam, the wisening of choices, and/or the securing of places with access to tea resources.

I have a proposal for you guys

Proposal 20XX- The "Ignore" Policy

This party shall henceforth any steam blown by the Senate, as it has no power. Furthermore, the NBCyIpsW party shall commence to work on either the improvement of spam, the wisening of choices, and/or the securing of places with access to tea resources.

Improvement of Spam? Good idea, sah! :fluffle:

Improvement of Spam? Good idea, sah! :fluffle:

*performs the accomplished idiot salute*

I nominate Ifreann.

Anyway...
Having tried and failed to instil some sense into this upstart Senate, I suggest that we plan a course of action to deal with it. Just generally shunning it will not work; we need a definite plan.
Ideas? I suggest a naval blockade, but that might be difficult to do bearing in mind that we don't know where the people live and we don't have any (real) battleships...

Ilaer

I suggest we invade the thread and spam it into oblivion. For the Emparh, you know. :)

I have a proposal for you guys

Proposal 20XX- The "Ignore" Policy

This party shall henceforth any steam blown by the Senate, as it has no power. Furthermore, the NBCyIpsW party shall commence to work on either the improvement of spam, the wisening of choices, and/or the securing of places with access to tea resources.

That's an idea, although I still think they could at least be made into a decent opposition rather than incompetents.
I support this proposal. For one thing, we definitely need to secure more Earl Grey sources for you fellows, since I'm currently trying to monopolise the ones at present. I had my first cup of it yesterday... It was lovely...

Ilaer

I suggest we invade the thread and spam it into oblivion. For the Emparh, you know. :)

Jolly good, tea Emparh somesuch London frog-eating Frenchies wot propre olde fish'n'chips and so on.

I suggest we invade the thread and spam it into oblivion. For the Emparh, you know. :)

I'm going to sig that. I just find it immensely funny for no apparent reason.


Oh, yes. I note that Minaris has become a regular on this thread as he was a regular on the NBIP thread.
I just think he secretly likes people from the British Isles, no matter where he himself is from.

Ilaer

That's an idea, although I still think they could at least be made into a decent opposition rather than incompetents.
I support this proposal. For one thing, we definitely need to secure more Earl Grey sources for you fellows, since I'm currently trying to monopolise the ones at present. I had my first cup of it yesterday... It was lovely...

Ilaer

*Dumps tea bags on table*

There. Now I'm off to be miserable like the rest of you lot. [/stereotype]

I'm going to sig that. I just find it immensely funny for no apparent reason.


Oh, yes. I note that Minaris has become a regular on this thread as he was a regular on the NBIP thread.
I just think he secretly likes people from the British Isles, no matter where he himself is from.

Ilaer

Nah; it's just that the Emparh beats the Bible Belt, as Pancake can confirm. :D

I'm going to sig that. I just find it immensely funny for no apparent reason.


Oh, yes. I note that Minaris has become a regular on this thread as he was a regular on the NBIP thread.
I just think he secretly likes people from the British Isles, no matter where he himself is from.

Ilaer

I do believe he too is American, but who doesn't secretly like those from the British Isles? ;)

But I still stand by my proposal to invade the Senate thread and spam it to oblivion. :)

Nah; it's just that the Emparh beats the Bible Belt, as Pancake can confirm. :D

Emparh > Bible Belt.

Yes, Syrup, you're right. :) :fluffle:

*barges in and throws tomatoes at everyone*

:rolleyes: The Emparh will still go on, Butter. Your tomatoes will do nothing.

By the way, why are you invading this thread?

*barges in and throws tomatoes at everyone*
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*Dumps tea bags on table*

There. Now I'm off to be miserable like the rest of you lot. [/stereotype]

Is that from whatdoyoucall'em's post on my stereotype thread?
*puts head on shoulder and grins*

Ilaer

*snipped*

Talk about infantile... :rolleyes:

Ilaer

Talk about infantile... :rolleyes:

Ilaer

Which and is precisely why we cannot allow that immature Senate to be up. I say we spam! Spam for the Emparh!

Which and is precisely why we cannot allow that immature Senate to be up. I say we spam! Spam for the Emparh!

I did make my first fluffle post there...

Ilaer

I did make my first fluffle post there...

Ilaer

A wonderful day for the Emparh. :fluffle:

Emparh > Bible Belt.

Yes, Syrup, you're right. :) :fluffle:

As always, the Bible Belt is beaten.

And it is here that I declare that I am now a mercenary unit, a rouge. neither party nor senate, I am. :D

*Misc fluffles* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

An Amendment to the Royal Constitution:

Amendment 33: The NBCYIPSW Party hereby opposes the Senate, and shall spam it to oblivion to get them out of power.

:)

Amendment 34: Minaris shall join in as a mercenary, seeing as payment in advance has been made by Pancake.

:fluffle:

But you'd have to ask Ifreann to join in as anything.

As always, the Bible Belt is beaten.

And it is here that I declare that I am now a mercenary unit, a rouge. neither party nor senate, I am. :D

*Misc fluffles* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Technically you're not a mercenary unless you join one side in exchange for payment.
What can we bribe him with other than tea, my good chaps?

An Amendment to the Royal Constitution:

Amendment 33: The NBCYIPSW Party hereby opposes the Senate, and shall spam it to oblivion to get them out of power.

:)

Yay!
*coughs*

Ilaer

An Amendment to the Royal Constitution:

Amendment 33: The NBCYIPSW Party hereby opposes the Senate, and shall spam it to oblivion to get them out of power.

:)

Amendment 34: Minaris shall join in as a mercenary, seeing as payment in advance has been made by Pancake.

Technically you're not a mercenary unless you join one side in exchange for payment.
What can we bribe him with other than tea, my good chaps?

Pancake paid me in advance with safe harbor for my NSG mercenaries.

REPORT FROM THE BATTLEFIELD...

2 Ming warships and a modern battleship have begun their spam attack. Preparing for reinforcements of motorcycle spam troops (in HALO-esque armors) on command.*

*all inventions listed are already made.

We must, unfortunately, calm down on the Senate thread regarding spam.
Whilst I like to think I made but one spam post there (a single fluffle, and my first), I shall still accept any punishments meted out should you wish.

Ilaer

Edit: I'm currently wondering why their spam on ours hasn't been tidied away...
Maybe it's not quite spam, but the Senate and the Punks and Pirates party have been busy here.

Meaningless spam and +1'ing is strongly frowned upon, even within this party. We fight for Spam With Content. Humour. Laughter and smiles, and general jollyness by thunder!

The Spam-attack on the senate was ill-advised and I have no choice but condemn the show of aggression. Even while smiling about it behind their backs! MUHAHA!

:cool:

The Punks and Pirates Party supports those who revolt against the NBCyIpsW Party!

Meaningless spam and +1'ing is strongly frowned upon, even within this party. We fight for Spam With Content. Humour. Laughter and smiles, and general jollyness by thunder!

The Spam-attack on the senate was ill-advised and I have no choice but condemn the show of aggression. Even while smiling about it behind their backs! MUHAHA!

:cool:

The attacks by various other parties on the NBCyIPsW party cannot be viewed as acceptable, however, and they still stand.

Ilaer

Let me be the first to advocate complete cessation of spam attacks on our two organizations. We will form a unified front to stop spam before it destroys the content of our organizational threads. If you're going to spam, it must be done well and it cannot interfere with the normal functioning of the NBSyIpsW or the NSGS.

The NSG-CFT, speaking on behalf of the Senate, wishes to extend ties of friendship between our systems so as to construct cohesive and stable political systems.

*pokes head in.*

Oh... sorry, thought this was the men's room...

*mutters to self* was that the second door on the left on the fourth floor, or was it the fourth door on the second door...

An Amendment to the Royal Constitution:

Amendment 33: The NBCYIPSW Party hereby opposes the Senate, and shall spam it to oblivion to get them out of power.

:)

err.... while i am not apart of this group, may I caution in the nature of the spamming. one does not want the PTB to drop the hammer on thee.

*leaves to look for the men's room.*

Let me be the first to advocate complete cessation of spam attacks on our two organizations. We will form a unified front to stop spam before it destroys the content of our organizational threads. If you're going to spam, it must be done well and it cannot interfere with the normal functioning of the NBSyIpsW or the NSGS.

The NSG-CFT, speaking on behalf of the Senate, wishes to extend ties of friendship between our systems so as to construct cohesive and stable political systems.

May I ask why my overtures of, if not peace, then at least of a lower degree of hostility were not accepted?
I have seen nothing in the Senate thread designed to aid in the cause of peace between our two organisations.
I remain suspicious that the Senate itself may not conform to this, though I do not doubt your honour; nonetheless, it is a step in the right direction, if a small one.
I believe I shall accept this on behalf of the party. At least neither thread will be deleted for spam.

Ilaer

May I ask why my overtures of, if not peace, then at least of a lower degree of hostility were not accepted?

I have no power to do so. However, I'm taking a leadership role now to try and negotiate a ceasefire between our groups. It is time for reform in the NSG Senate.

I have seen nothing in the Senate thread designed to aid in the cause of peace between our two organisations.

I am going to make an effort to secure my role as leader of the NSG Senate. Personally, I feel that the current leadership simply is not committed to making us in to an organization capable of functioning on its own.

I remain suspicious that the Senate itself may not conform to this, though I do not doubt your honour; nonetheless, it is a step in the right direction, if a small one.

We must end this pointless fighting if our organizations are to function.

I believe I shall accept this on behalf of the party. At least neither thread will be deleted for spam.

Ilaer

Very well. I will announce this to the Senate and I will make an effort to control the situation whenever possible.

I have no power to do so. However, I'm taking a leadership role now to try and negotiate a ceasefire between our groups. It is time for reform in the NSG Senate.



I am going to make an effort to secure my role as leader of the NSG Senate. Personally, I feel that the current leadership simply is not committed to making us in to an organization capable of functioning on its own.



We must end this pointless fighting if our organizations are to function.



Very well. I will announce this to the Senate and I will make an effort to control the situation whenever possible.

I thank you for your quick and reassuring response.
I might add that we offer you the fullest support in this.

Ilaer

The attacks by various other parties on the NBCyIPsW party cannot be viewed as acceptable, however, and they still stand.

Ilaer
They are unacceptable, but we shan't sink to their level shall we? :)
Let me be the first to advocate complete cessation of spam attacks on our two organizations. We will form a unified front to stop spam before it destroys the content of our organizational threads. If you're going to spam, it must be done well and it cannot interfere with the normal functioning of the NBSyIpsW or the NSGS.

The NSG-CFT, speaking on behalf of the Senate, wishes to extend ties of friendship between our systems so as to construct cohesive and stable political systems.
I concur.

Spam must be done well. We are not simple spammers - we are advanced spammers!

I for one welcome your efforts. And I must admit that I'm puzzled at why the Senate feels such hostility towards this party...

I've submitted Proposals 6 and 7 before the Senate. If the NBCyIPsW wishes to request any changes to the peace treaty between our organizations, they can do so in the NSG Senate thread.

Spam must be done well. We are not simple spammers - we are advanced spammers!

Agreed. Spam must not be reduced to a disruptive weapon...it must remain an art.

I for one welcome your efforts. And I must admit that I'm puzzled at why the Senate feels such hostility towards this party...

I don't know. Neither of our organizations stand to benefit from continued hostility.

They are unacceptable, but we shan't sink to their level shall we? :)

I concur.

Spam must be done well. We are not simple spammers - we are advanced spammers!

I for one welcome your efforts. And I must admit that I'm puzzled at why the Senate feels such hostility towards this party...

I do not understand the Senate's hostility towards the party either. Such people as Swilatia and others have always had a slightly hostility to the NBIP in any case, and perhaps the same is true of the CyPsW party, but nevertheless there is no reason for the entire organisation to be against us.

Ilaer

I do not understand the Senate's hostility towards the party either. Such people as Swilatia and others have always had a slightly hostility to the NBIP in any case, and perhaps the same is true of the CyPsW party, but nevertheless there is no reason for the entire organisation to be against us.

Ilaer

If the NBC...whatever hadn't crashed the previous Senate election and sign up threads, there wouldn't be a problem. But, they were crashed with slogans promoting this ragtag scallywag of a party.

:eek:

Buy me dinner? :cool:

Surf n' turf?


And let's please not ruin a thread with fluffle spam and such, just because we don't like it. I'm afraid if you continue, I will be forced to join the Communist party. I'd rather the party be liked, not reported.

Don't you mean the Taoiseach?

You tell good ol' Bertie that he is welcome to come over for a pint or some tea any time he wants.
Indee I shall. He's fond of Bass by the way.


Excelent.
1 hour and 21 mins to go, less if it takes me a while to finish this post. Do you own math.
Good sir, why?
I really don't know.
I nominate Ifreann.
Haven't you nominated me 3 times now?

Anyway...
Having tried and failed to instil some sense into this upstart Senate, I suggest that we plan a course of action to deal with it. Just generally shunning it will not work; we need a definite plan.
Ideas? I suggest a naval blockade, but that might be difficult to do bearing in mind that we don't know where the people live and we don't have any (real) battleships...

Ilaer
Considerable use of the ignore function might come in handy.
I suggest we invade the thread and spam it into oblivion. For the Emparh, you know. :)
Yes, you go and get your self banned for the Emparh. :rolleyes:
An Amendment to the Royal Constitution:

Amendment 33: The NBCYIPSW Party hereby opposes the Senate, and shall spam it to oblivion to get them out of power.

:)
Nay.
Amendment 34: Minaris shall join in as a mercenary, seeing as payment in advance has been made by Pancake.
Oooh, a mercenary that I don't have to pay for? Awesome. I'll add you to the list.
Surf n' turf?


And let's please not ruin a thread with fluffle spam and such, just because we don't like it. I'm afraid if you continue, I will be forced to join the Communist party. I'd rather the party be liked, not reported.

The Ruffino has spoken. Let all spam attack against the senate cease and desist.

Nominations, they be over now. Now begins the elect-y bit. It's just me and Gravlen, correct?

I've seen nobody else nominated except myself and Gravlen. I'll slap a poll on this bad boy.

VOTERS, PLEASE NOTE!
In honour of and with great respect for the founder of the Choose Wisely Party, Il Ruffino, the CypsW Leader shall be granted the title of Ruffino Of The New British Choose Your Imperial Pogo Stick Wisely Party.
New Ruffino=New CypsW Leader!

Oh, and I'll try and TG all our members before the end of the election.

Surf n' turf?
Sounds good...

Mmmm... Scampi :fluffle:

And let's please not ruin a thread with fluffle spam and such, just because we don't like it. I'm afraid if you continue, I will be forced to join the Communist party. I'd rather the party be liked, not reported.
Wise words. But have no worry and no thoughts of changing parties, we shall whip the youngin's into shape. They shall learn the secret of Good Spam right here. No fluffle spam and no "simple" spam - that is beneath us all.
Nominations, they be over now. Now begins the elect-y bit. It's just me and Gravlen, correct?
Seems to be correct :)

Good luck!

Vote-y bump!
FTW!

i like to sign up to this party

i like to sign up to this party

Welcome to the New British Choose Your Imperial Pogo Stick Wisely Party. Enjoy our wide selections of teas.

Welcome to the New British Choose Your Imperial Pogo Stick Wisely Party. Enjoy our wide selections of teas.

i'll take the Imperial Pogo Stick nuke if we got one thank you if not hand me a musket and red jacket

i'll take the Imperial Pogo Stick nuke if we got one thank you if not hand me a musket and red jacket

*points to barracks*

Uniforms are in the storage room on the right, muskets are 4th on the left, WMDs are under the front desk.

*points to barracks*

Uniforms are in the storage room on the right, muskets are 4th on the left, WMDs are under the front desk.

thank you sir ,oh theres the Tea Lady
*goes over to Tea trolley gets a cup of tea then heads to barracks*

thank you sir ,oh theres the Tea Lady
*goes over to Tea trolley gets a cup of tea then heads to barracks*

*points at the poll*
Ahem.

*points at the poll*
Ahem.

both of you make good leaders it's going to be hard to pick

both of you make good leaders it's going to be hard to pick

Flip a coin. I call heads!

Flip a coin. I call heads!

you lose it was tails

Me and Ruffy are still the only ones to have voted.....

Me and Ruffy are still the only ones to have voted.....

I have now voted.
Guess who for.

Did I nominate you three times? Um...
Alright. I vote for you.

Ilaer

Me and Ruffy are still the only ones to have voted.....

I don't know who to vote for!

i have voted and now i'm busy with the Tea Lady

Yay, moar votage!

i have voted and now i'm busy with the Tea Lady

:eek: But we're gentlemen! We're true and honourable British gentlemen!
We can't go around 'busying ourselves' with tea ladies!
The very idea! :eek:

Ilaer

:eek: But we're gentlemen! We're true and honourable British gentlemen!
We can't go around 'busying ourselves' with tea ladies!
The very idea! :eek:

Ilaer

And now who will serve us tea?!

:eek: But we're gentlemen! We're true and honourable British gentlemen!
We can't go around 'busying ourselves' with tea ladies!
The very idea! :eek:

Ilaer

sir i'm Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles and a damn colonial

And now who will serve us tea?!

you can have her when i'm training the troops

sir i'm Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles and a damn colonial

You should still be a gentleman!

you can have her when i'm training the troops

Well, it looks as if we shall have to have you training the troops all the time then, does it not?
*harrumphs*

Ilaer

You should still be a gentleman!



Well, it looks as if we shall have to have you training the troops all the time then, does it not?
*harrumphs*

Ilaer

i busy myself with the ladys so i did start a war with you saying so and i moving the Troops out to the firing range right now

*yells at the Troops*

i busy myself with the ladys so i did start a war with you saying so and i moving the Troops out to the firing range right now

*yells at the Troops*

Um...
I didn't understand a word of that.
Can you rephrase it please? I hesitate to ask as I know many people on this forum are dyslexic and for all I know you could be one of them, but could you please rephrase it?

Ilaer

Um...
I didn't understand a word of that.
Can you rephrase it please? I hesitate to ask as I know many people on this forum are dyslexic and for all I know you could be one of them, but could you please rephrase it?

Ilaer

that and bad schooling

me play with lady, me don't start war,till told so

*points to Troops firing at paper targets*

*Waits for a bribe*


Hmm... It occurs to me that I might have to pay myself...

*Fills suitcase with cash to be prepared*

*Waits for a bribe*


Hmm... It occurs to me that I might have to pay myself...

*Fills suitcase with cash to be prepared*

talking to yourself again

*goes off with the good looking Tea Lady*

talking to yourself again

*goes off with the good looking Tea Lady*

Go invade Denmark.
You've been ordered to start a war; now jump to it! And no, the tea lady cannot come with you to 'keep you company'!

Ilaer

talking to yourself again

*goes off with the good looking Tea Lady*

Why do you hate beer? *sobs*

Go invade Denmark.
You've been ordered to start a war; now jump to it! And no, the tea lady cannot come with you to 'keep you company'!

Ilaer

There's something rotten in the state of Denmark...

I'll get to TGing people about the votey-ness.


This should be fun.....

Go invade Denmark.
You've been ordered to start a war; now jump to it! And no, the tea lady cannot come with you to 'keep you company'!

Ilaer
We need the Navy to get us there so who in command of it
and i got the plans in the safe

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles

Why do you hate beer? *sobs*

if we had a good looking Barmaid, i'll sleep with her too

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles

We need the Navy to get us there so who in command of it
and i got the plans in the safe

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles



if we had a good looking Barmaid, i'll sleep with her too

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles

Can I be Admiral of the Fleet? I did request the position once already...
And I did contribute ten Dreadnoughts to the Navy in the NBIP thread. :D

Ilaer

Can I be Admiral of the Fleet? I did request the position once already...
And I did contribute ten Dreadnoughts to the Navy in the NBIP thread. :D

Ilaer

why not but we going to need more then ten Dreadnoughts

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles

why not but we going to need more then ten Dreadnoughts

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles

'Tis not all that we have; I contributed ten, but we had more beforehand.
No idea how many exactly since we never got around to doing a fleet review.

Ilaer

Oh, and I TGed everyone on the members list. I've marked the nations who appear to have died.

Oh, and I TGed everyone on the members list. I've marked the nations who appear to have died.

Straughn couldn't make it. Thank Jolt for that jazz.
*grits teeth*
Of course, there may appear to be a conflict of interest, in terms that aren't worth going into at length here.

Take me away from being pope of the group as I have retired from NS.

Kthxbi :)

-edit- my last post got me to be 10x the number of the antichrist. woot!

As founder of the Federation of United Generalites, I propose an alliance. The NSG Senate has condemned you and one of their senators has condemned the FUG. Together we can overthrow both the Parliament and the Senate in a wonderful coup of absurdity and imperialism.

Oh, and I TGed everyone on the members list. I've marked the nations who appear to have died.
Marked them? Where?
Straughn couldn't make it. Thank Jolt for that jazz.
*grits teeth*
Of course, there may appear to be a conflict of interest, in terms that aren't worth going into at length here.
Ooh, an interesting conflict. You've piqued our interests; Tell us more!
Take me away from being pope of the group as I have retired from NS.

Kthxbi :)

-edit- my last post got me to be 10x the number of the antichrist. woot!
You should have at least six more posts... And not quit NS either :)
As founder of the Federation of United Generalites, I propose an alliance. The NSG Senate has condemned you and one of their senators has condemned the FUG. Together we can overthrow both the Parliament and the Senate in a wonderful coup of absurdity and imperialism.
The Senate seems to be in the habit of condemning people and parties. However, a peace treaty has been agreed upon, fair Kervoskia, so holster thy weapon on this night for the time for conquest and revenge upon the villains is not upon us. Let us not play our hands too soon, and makest not an act against the wretched Senate before we, the glorious Parliament, is united and ready. They mean to feast with us and yet calls themself Revenge and thinks usmad. Hark, villains! Here stands the spring whom you have stained with mud, this goodly summer with your winter mixed! And stand we will, a thousand deaths come we will stand! Had I not by wondrous fortune come, the vengeance upon us they would have executed too soon. Alas, sweet friends, the stars are yet not right. So go home. Call for sweet water; wash thy hands. And sleep with an easy heart.

Chosen Members of Her Majesty's Emparh, wot:
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir IL Ruffino, Party Leader(CypsW), CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Pope Lord Sir Zilam XXX CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lady Sir The Beautiful Darkness, Minister of Chocolate, CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lady Sir Righteous Munchee-Love, Understate Secretary for Sugar-Related Fracas, CBE OBE MBE
Damned Colonial Ifreann, Minister of Pet Distribution and Governor-General of Ireland
The Rt. Hon. Gravlen, Minister of Naughtiness, CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lady Sir WC Imperial Court, Minister of Defence Against Trolls, CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Straughn, Minister of Obscure References and Embarrassing Anecdotes, CBE OBE MBE
The Rt. Hon. Lady Sir Ladamesansmerci, Ephemeral Ministress of Spam Distribution, CBE MBE OBE
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ginnoria
Lord Sir Nadkor
Lord Sir Dosuun
The Rt. Hon. Lady Sir Smunkeeville, Governor General of Oklahoma, Minister Of Nicknames, CBE OBE MBE
Lord Sir Rather Large Noodles 404 Nation Not Found
Lord Sir Pepe Dominguez
Lord Sir RLI Rides Again
Lord Sir Flaitheas Druadh 404 Nation Not Found
Lord Sir Mirchaz
Lord Sir Grape-eaters
Lord Sir Fascist Dominion, Grand High Spammer
Lord Sir Utracia
Lady Sir Der Fuhrer Dyszel 404 Nation Not Found
Lord Sir Turquoise Days
Lord Sir Super-power 404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Admiral Lord Sir Professor Philosopy CBE OBE MBE Party President(NBI)
The Rt. Hon. Lady Lord Sir Vacuumhead CBE OBE MBE Secretary of State for the Home Office and Minister for Ladies; Vice Party President(NBI)404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Rubiconic Crossings CBE OBE MBE First Lord of the Admiralty and Minister for Tea
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Fartsniffage CBE OBE MBE Secretary of State for the Foreign Office
Damn Colonial Aronnax Governor-General of Singapore
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Call to power Minister for Eggs and Bacon
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Forsakia Minister for the Bloody Weather and Minister for Sheep
Damn Foreigner Krensonia Leader of the Dutch Wing of the NBIP
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Scarlet States CBE OBE MBE Secretary of State for The Wee Lads and Bonnie Lasses North of the Border 404 Nation Not Found
Damn Colonial Malkyer Leader of the United States Wing of the NBIP
The Rt. Hon. Field Marshall Lord Sir The Friesland colony CBE OBE MBE Field Marshal
Damn Colonial Hamilay Secretary of State for the Colonies 404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir The blessed Chris CBE OBE MBE Viceroy of the East India Trading Company
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer CBE OBE MBE Lord Chancellor and Minister for Spreading Proper English(and Acting Party President(NBI))
Damn Colonial Caleduardia Minister for the Tropics [hightligh]404 Nation Not Found[/highlight]
Damn Foreigner Novus-America Minister for Counter-Terrorism
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Anke Morpork CBE OBE MBE Minister for Imperial Education
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Vodka-stonia CBE OBE MBE Minister for Spirits 404 Nation Not Found
Damn Colonial Zouloukistan Governor-General of Canada and Minister for The Eradication of Coffee
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Mega gning CBE OBE MBE Minister for Flag Waving at the Proms 404 Nation Not Found
Damn Colonial Lady Little Monkies Minister for Emparh Fluffles 404 Nation Not Found
Damn Colonial Gurguvungunit Minister for the Promotion of Emparh History and Deputy Minister for Spreading Proper English
The Most Hon. Lord Sir Praetonia CBE OBE MBE Duke of Westminister
Damn Colonial Revasser Governor-General of Australia
Damn Foreigner Obok Kyorl Minister for Eastern Affairs 404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir UK-dom CBE OBE MBE Minister for Sanity
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir. Ieuano CBE OBE MBE Secretary of State for Administrative Affairs 404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir. Valtoria CBE OBE MBE Minister for New Posters
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir. Niploma CBE OBE MBE Minister for Private Boarding Schools & Upper-Class Snobbery
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Wenglish CBE OBE MBE Minister for Biscuits 404 Nation Not Found
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Armed public CBE OBE MBE Minister for The Furtherment of Enjoyment of all Good People in Her Majesty's Emparh
The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir UNIverseVERSE CBE OBE MBE Minister for Cucumber Sandwiches
The Most Hon. Lord Sir Aust CBE OBE MBE Duke of Yorkshire
The Rt. Hon. Lady Sir Darknovae, CBE OBE MBE
Mercenary Minaris(payment made in some form by The Rt. Hon. Lady Sir Darknovae)
Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles

TG me if you want your name removed from this list or yout title edited, wot.

Lady Sir Der Fuhrer Dyszel 404 Nation Not Found?

What? No..

http://www.nationstates.net/06743/page=display_nation/nation=der_fuhrer_dyszel

I hereby resign my mercenary status in the NBCyIpsW Party. My fleet was bought out by those foreigners. So I have no fleet with which to spam the seas. :(

Anyway, I resign, wot wot. Sorry about this... and here's some Earl Grey.

I must thank fellow Damned Colonial (I have no idea how I am listed as a Damn Foreigner; I hail from the Royal Colony of New York) Ifreann for finding me. As the properly appointed Minister of Counter-Terrorism, I have been most deeply engaged with my duties, having little contact with the great minds of the Emparh. After being properly refreshed, I am here, and I have cast my vote.

I am withdrawing my membership from the party. I can no longer support a party that has undergone so many mergers, the party I joined is now too diluted for my comfort.

So many of the nations died. :(

RIP, Super-power, Vaccumhead, and Hamilay. :(

Ifreann, why are you making me choose between you and Grav? I can't do this. *goes crazy*

'Tis not all that we have; I contributed ten, but we had more beforehand.
No idea how many exactly since we never got around to doing a fleet review.

Ilaer

then we off to Denmark

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles

Alas, I fear the choice is too hard. I'll vote for whomever has fewer votes, in hopes for a tie, then you can both win. Long live the emparh and all that ;)

Sorry I haven't been around. I'm taking a month's vacation from nsg to catch up on school.

I couldn't decide, 'cause both candidates are hawt.
:fluffle: :fluffle:
So I gave my vote to Grav as he was one down at the time. :)

I couldn't decide, 'cause both candidates are hawt.
:fluffle: :fluffle:
So I gave my vote to Grav as he was one down at the time. :)

had to use a coin to make up my mind
oh i'll bring you back a box of chocolate from Denmark

had to use a coin to make up my mind
oh i'll bring you back a box of chocolate from Denmark

Oh wow, thanks! What are you doing there? :fluffle:

I object most strongly to this alliance. Her Majesty's Emparh must rule alone, in Splendid Isolation, apart from these foreigners and other assorted political nutters.

Oh wow, thanks! What are you doing there? :fluffle:

Ilaer ordered me to start a war by invading Denmark for spending to much time with the Good looking Tea Lady :fluffle:

So many of the nations died. :(

RIP, Super-power, Vaccumhead, and Hamilay. :(

Hamilay (http://www.nationstates.net/04094/page=display_nation/nation=hamilay) isn't dead...

Ilaer ordered me to start a war by invading Denmark for spending to much time with the Good looking Tea Lady :fluffle:

ROFL! Excellent, I assume you are properly equiped with your weapon of choice; the tank? :p :fluffle:

ROFL! Excellent, I assume you are properly equiped with your weapon of choice; the tank? :p :fluffle:

not this time i'm right in the mess of it
http://uk.games-workshop.com/imperialguard/designers-notes/images/imperial-guard.jpg

but the tanks are on the way
http://imperial.boinaslava.net/wh40k/wa/baneblade.jpg

Take me away from being pope of the group as I have retired from NS.

Kthxbi :)

-edit- my last post got me to be 10x the number of the antichrist. woot!
Will do your holiness.
Marked them? Where?

The second post.
Lady Sir Der Fuhrer Dyszel 404 Nation Not Found?

What? No..

http://www.nationstates.net/06743/page=display_nation/nation=der_fuhrer_dyszel
Oops, must have spelled it wrong.
I am withdrawing my membership from the party. I can no longer support a party that has undergone so many mergers, the party I joined is now too diluted for my comfort.
I'll take you off the list :(
So many of the nations died. :(

RIP, Super-power, Vaccumhead, and Hamilay. :(

Ifreann, why are you making me choose between you and Grav? I can't do this. *goes crazy*
You don't have to vote.
I couldn't decide, 'cause both candidates are hawt.
:fluffle: :fluffle:
So I gave my vote to Grav as he was one down at the time. :)
Voting For The Tie FTW
I object most strongly to this alliance. Her Majesty's Emparh must rule alone, in Splendid Isolation, apart from these foreigners and other assorted political nutters.

See, I knew we should have tried to round up everyone when we were doing the merge dance.

Will do your holiness.

The second post.

Oops, must have spelled it wrong.

I'll take you off the list :(

You don't have to vote.

Voting For The Tie FTW


See, I knew we should have tried to round up everyone when we were doing the merge dance.

Yeah, but when I tried hunting people down they never replied. The last time I made a thread about the NBIP and its future I think three people at most replied.

Oh yes; good luck in the invasion, Imperial isa.

I'm sadly disappointed to hear that Lady Vacuumhead's nation died; I propose that we have a two minute's silence to mark this sad occasion. She was a wondrous person and contributed much to the NBIP and, indeed, having attempted to defend her honour against scoundrels several times on the thread, I feel the utmost grief at her loss. :(

Ilaer

Yeah, but when I tried hunting people down they never replied. The last time I made a thread about the NBIP and its future I think three people at most replied.

Oh yes; good luck in the invasion, Imperial isa.

I'm sadly disappointed to hear that Lady Vacuumhead's nation died; I propose that we have a two minute's silence to mark this sad occasion. She was a wondrous person and contributed much to the NBIP and, indeed, having attempted to defend her honour against scoundrels several times on the thread, I feel the utmost grief at her loss. :(

Ilaer

:( it's The Curse of RL thats got all the good ones

invasion be over in a month as long as the Frogs don't join on there side

:( it's The Curse of RL thats got all the good ones

invasion be over in a month as long as the Frogs don't join on there side

Ach, the only way the French could help would be by using their navy, and I have that sorted. After all, since we're currently not at war with the French we've requested that we use their militarey harbours to 'repair' our most powerful squadrons.
And they're quite prepared for war.

Ilaer

Ach, the only way the French could help would be by using their navy, and I have that sorted. After all, since we're currently not at war with the French we've requested that we use their militarey harbours to 'repair' our most powerful squadrons.
And they're quite prepared for war.

Ilaer

we got copenhagen and they are trying to take it back so i got to go back to the lines

we got copenhagen and they are trying to take it back so i got to go back to the lines

*sends HMS Wellesley to bombard enemy forces*
Telegram to Imperial isa, location: Copenhagen - Will that help?

Ilaer

*sends HMS Wellesley to bombard enemy forces*
Telegram to Imperial isa, location: Copenhagen - Will that help?

Ilaer

*sends back photos*

we hold
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/wallpapers/images/ig2-640.jpg

and now pushing hard inland an don't i look good with my Rifle
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/wallpapers/images/ig4-640.jpg

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles
p.s say hello to the Tea Lady

*sends back photos*

we hold
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/wallpapers/images/ig2-640.jpg

and now pushing hard inland an don't i look good with my Rifle
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/wallpapers/images/ig4-640.jpg

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles
p.s say hello to the Tea Lady

You do indeed look good with a rifle.

Oh, and the tea lady sends her regards. She also asks whether you can bring back a few souvenirs for her; maybe someone's eye.

Ilaer

You do indeed look good with a rifle.

Oh, and the tea lady sends her regards. She also asks whether you can bring back a few souvenirs for her; maybe someone's eye.

Ilaer

Telegram to Ilaer location: his officer

Duke ask dose the members of the party want some too
and send a thank you to the comment
Dukes Aid

As a senior member of the party I hereby propose the following:
That a political alliance (but not merger) be proposed with the MOBRA party. It was discussed once in both the NBIP thread and Parliament (relevant Parliamentary post here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11840950&postcount=23)) and the NBIP leader Lord Philosophy was not opposed to it.
This would possibly help with bringing any resolutions to pass and also show to others that the NBCyIPsW party is indeed quite prepared to negotiate on things, as some concessions on both sides would surely be needed in such an alliance.
If even one person answers that they would consider it then I shall begin making overtures to MOBRA and make a thread bringing it to the vote.

Ilaer

Although MOBRA does look a little dangerous in its manifesto...

Ilaer

Apparently I'm locked up in the brig of the Punks and Pirates party ship headquarters.
Despite the fact that I'm not, how about we send some redcoats to rescue me so they stop saying that I am?

Ilaer

Apparently I'm locked up in the brig of the Punks and Pirates party ship headquarters.
Despite the fact that I'm not, how about we send some redcoats to rescue me so they stop saying that I am?

Ilaer

My services are for hire.

not this time i'm right in the mess of it
http://uk.games-workshop.com/imperialguard/designers-notes/images/imperial-guard.jpg

but the tanks are on the way
http://imperial.boinaslava.net/wh40k/wa/baneblade.jpg

Carry on then. *Salutes*

:p

I've just noticed that I'm "Lord Sir Nadkor". Tut tut :p

Carry on then. *Salutes*

:p

to The Beautiful Darkness
one box of chocolate and three red roses
http://www.chocolate-canada.com/images/chocolatebox_outline.gif

and photo of me hard at work
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/wallpapers/images/ig4-640.jpg

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles

My my, good sah. When did this party-merge codswallop happen, eh? When? I, sah, am insulted that you have not deigned to inform me of such happenings within the Glorious Emparh, and demand satisfaction!

On the other cuff, I do heartily support the good sah Ilaer's position as head of the NBIP. Jolly good show, wot?

to The Beautiful Darkness
one box of chocolate and three red roses
http://www.chocolate-canada.com/images/chocolatebox_outline.gif

and photo of me hard at work
http://uk.games-workshop.com/download/popup.htm?/imperialguard/wallpapers/images/ig4-640.jpg

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles

Ooh, thank you very muchly *scoffs chocolate* :D

I've just noticed that I'm "Lord Sir Nadkor". Tut tut :p
I haven't had time for a gender test of all our members yet.....
My my, good sah. When did this party-merge codswallop happen, eh? When? I, sah, am insulted that you have not deigned to inform me of such happenings within the Glorious Emparh, and demand satisfaction!

On the other cuff, I do heartily support the good sah Ilaer's position as head of the NBIP. Jolly good show, wot?
I believe the tea lady is offering satisfaction along with earl grey these days......

I believe the tea lady is offering satisfaction along with earl grey these days......

only to the Duke all other party members just get Tea and Cake

only to the Duke all other party members just get Tea and Cake

Tea and cake can be quite satisfying.

Tea and cake can be quite satisfying.

would you like me bring you something back from Denmark

would you like me bring you something back from Denmark

One can never have too much tea or cake.

One can never have too much tea or cake.

more tea and cake for you

i'll bring back two Chocolate Fountains one for the party and one for TBD
the Tea Lady would like a eye ball

if the other members want some thing they can just send a Telegram to my fornt lines HQ

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles
the seal of the Duke
http://dan42.com/jinroh/images/item08.jpg

more tea and cake for you

i'll bring back two Chocolate Fountains one for the party and one for TBD
the Tea Lady would like a eye ball

if the other members want some thing they can just send a Telegram to my fornt lines HQ

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles
the seal of the Duke
http://dan42.com/jinroh/images/item08.jpg

:eek: Did I ever tell you how cool your presents are? *Has always wanted a chocolate fountain* <3:fluffle:

:eek: Did I ever tell you how cool your presents are? *Has always wanted a chocolate fountain* <3:fluffle:

My sister got a chocolate fountain for christmas 2 years ago, and broke it within seconds. :(

My sister got a chocolate fountain for christmas 2 years ago, and broke it within seconds. :(

:eek: What a disappointment. :(

I hope mine doesn't break so easily...

:eek: What a disappointment. :(

I hope mine doesn't break so easily...

I've come to the conclusion that it must be a crappy one, because the manual claimed you need to add some manner of oil to the chocolate. And chocolate isn't meant to be oily. It's meant to be chocolatey

:eek: Did I ever tell you how cool your presents are? *Has always wanted a chocolate fountain* <3:fluffle:

an it's not going to be a cheap one and the Tea Lady not getting a eye ball she gets a necklace if she like it or not :fluffle:

I've come to the conclusion that it must be a crappy one, because the manual claimed you need to add some manner of oil to the chocolate. And chocolate isn't meant to be oily. It's meant to be chocolatey

Oily chocolate? Eww. :s

an it's not going to be a cheap one and the Tea Lady not getting a eye ball she gets a necklace if she like it or not :fluffle:

... Who is the tea lady anyway? :confused: :fluffle:

My my, good sah. When did this party-merge codswallop happen, eh? When? I, sah, am insulted that you have not deigned to inform me of such happenings within the Glorious Emparh, and demand satisfaction!

On the other cuff, I do heartily support the good sah Ilaer's position as head of the NBIP. Jolly good show, wot?

Lord Sah Gurguvungunit!
*cries with joy*
I haven't seen you for quite some time, wot! How have you been, good chap?
The merger happened a week or so ago (I forget when exactly) as I could think of no other way to keep the party alive. Forgive me please...

Ilaer

Ifreann for, um, whatever.

... Who is the tea lady anyway? :confused: :fluffle:

it's a no going joke i started when i signed up :D

Oily chocolate? Eww. :s
I know :(



... Who is the tea lady anyway? :confused: :fluffle:
She serves tea at teatime, what more does one need to know?
Ifreann for, um, whatever.

Yay Tribes!

I vote Tea!

I vote Tea!

No matter how divine and excellent it is, tea cannot take the place of IL Ruffino.

Also, I just read MOBRA's manifesto again. Scratch my idea of merging with them; I doubt the NBCyIPsW party would want to be implicated with their fetish for Armageddon and the end of life as we know it.

Ilaer

No matter how divine and excellent it is, tea cannot take the place of IL Ruffino.

Also, I just read MOBRA's manifesto again. Scratch my idea of merging with them; I doubt the NBCyIPsW party would want to be implicated with their fetish for Armageddon and the end of life as we know it.

Ilaer

an never get to have sex with the tea lady again as they started a globe war i'm happy you have change you mind

:eek: Did I ever tell you how cool your presents are? *Has always wanted a chocolate fountain* <3:fluffle:

Coincidentally, I noticed this in a store window on my way to work - I had to take a picture of it. Poor quality of the pic aside, I wouldn't mind being accidentally locked in that store after closingtime :p

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/DSC00107.jpg

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

Coincidentally, I noticed this in a store window on my way to work - I had to take a picture of it. Poor quality of the pic aside, I wouldn't mind being accidentally locked in that store after closingtime :p

*Image snipped*

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

CHOCOLATE!
*smashes shop windows and steals*

Ilaer

an never get to have sex with the tea lady again as they started a globe war i'm happy you have change you mind

That reminds me: how's the war in Denmark going?
Oh, and the tea lady's booked a plane ticket to Copenhagen for some peculiar reason. Said she was missing you.

Ilaer

Coincidentally, I noticed this in a store window on my way to work - I had to take a picture of it. Poor quality of the pic aside, I wouldn't mind being accidentally locked in that store after closingtime :p

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/DSC00107.jpg

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

ok i have to get three of them
one for TBD ,one for Gravlen and one for the party
well i got to get back to the front

*hops into a wating Huey and flys off*

ok i have to get three of them
one for TBD ,one for Gravlen and one for the party
well i got to get back to the front

*hops into a wating Huey and flys off*

Telegram:
You mean I don't get one? :(

Ilaer

Ooh, an interesting conflict. You've piqued our interests; Tell us more!


Well, The Brevious was never actually on the list, so therefore is in line with only one half of the poll options.
Whereas Straughn's choice is representative of the other half.
If, for example, a representative of Straughn were to make a public announcement through The Brevious' moniker ....

and so forth.

Hatfields and McCoys!

Telegram:
You mean I don't get one? :(

Ilaer

Telegram

the Duke Huey got shot down an he now fight out there some were
i will tell him to get you one when i see him, oh the tea lady staying in his tent

sign Dukes Aid

Telegram

the Duke Huey got shot down an he now fight out there some were
i will tell him to get you one when i see him, oh the tea lady staying in his tent

sign Dukes Aid

Telegram to aide:
Remember: the tea lady belongs to the Duke. Simple aides are not allowed the tea lady.

Ilaer

Telegram to aide:
Remember: the tea lady belongs to the Duke. Simple aides are not allowed the tea lady.

Ilaer

Telegram to Ilaer
i don't want to meet my death by him

sign Aid

CHOCOLATE!
*smashes shop windows and steals*

Ilaer
That's the spirit! :D
ok i have to get three of them
one for TBD ,one for Gravlen and one for the party
:eek: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Well, The Brevious was never actually on the list, so therefore is in line with only one half of the poll options.
Whereas Straughn's choice is representative of the other half.
If, for example, a representative of Straughn were to make a public announcement through The Brevious' moniker ....

and so forth.

Hatfields and McCoys!
Interesting... I sense an opportunity hidden beneath the layers of subterfuge surrounding your information...

*Ponders and plots*

Coincidentally, I noticed this in a store window on my way to work - I had to take a picture of it. Poor quality of the pic aside, I wouldn't mind being accidentally locked in that store after closingtime :p

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/DSC00107.jpg

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

I want, I want.
*drools*


Also, poll closes in a few hours!

I want, I want.
*drools*


Also, poll closes in a few hours!

Poll closes in less than 1 hour!

I won't be on for the poll closing. Feel free to celebrate without me.

Poll closes in less than 1 hour!

I won't be on for the poll closing. Feel free to celebrate without me.

*makes everyone wait for Ifreann to return before celebrating*

Ilaer

Letter to party

it's over we won
heres a photo of who they sent to sign the papers signing it and gifts are in the cargo container
http://www.historicaldocuments.com/GermanySurrenders1.jpg

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles
http://dan42.com/jinroh/images/item08.jpg

Letter to party

it's over we won
heres a photo of who they sent to sign the papers signing it and gifts are in the cargo container
http://www.historicaldocuments.com/GermanySurrenders1.jpg

Duke Imperial isa, NBCyIpsW Australian 95th Rifles
http://dan42.com/jinroh/images/item08.jpg

Huzzah! A glorious victory for the Emparh!
We should start keeping a list of our territories; Denmark can then be added to it in light of this victory.

Ilaer

Let me be the first to congratulate :) http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen128.gif

I'm happy Ifreann won, so I wouldn't have to resign on the same day I won :p

Ifreann not only deserves the title, but he's actually here! And working on... stuff... for the party! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/chores021.gif;)

I'll declear myself Vice-Ruffino though! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/borg.gif

Let me be the first to congratulate :) http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen128.gif

I'm happy Ifreann won, so I wouldn't have to resign on the same day I won :p

Ifreann not only deserves the title, but he's actually here! And working on... stuff... for the party! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/chores021.gif;)

I'll declear myself Vice-Ruffino though! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/borg.gif

I couldn't remember when the vote ended exactly so I wasn't first, darn it...
Oh well. Let me be the second to congratulate you, Ifreann.

And I support the motion to make Gravlen Vice-Ruffino!

Ilaer

four Chocolate Fountains for TBD , Ifreann , Gravlen and party
http://www.chocolate-fondue-fountain.co.uk/images/SephraFount-MC%20brush%20edge%20web.jpg (http://www.chocolate-fondue-fountain.co.uk/images/SephraFount-MC%20brush%20edge%20web.jpg)

a Tea chest and Cake for Ifreann
Tea chest
http://www.bigelowtea.com/images/catalog/01736.jpg
Cake
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~janetmck/cakes/janet-cake.jpg

for TBD
http://www.amazinggiftbasket.com/chocolate-chocolate-md.jpg

for Ilaer
http://www.users.bigpond.com/kceg/artimages/battleship.jpg

for the party
http://www.uwgb.edu/walterl/denmark/Denmark.jpg

four Chocolate Fountains for TBD , Ifreann , Gravlen and party
http://www.chocolate-fondue-fountain.co.uk/images/SephraFount-MC%20brush%20edge%20web.jpg

a Tea chest and Cake for Ifreann
Tea chest
http://www.bigelowtea.com/images/catalog/01736.jpg
Cake
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~janetmck/cakes/janet-cake.jpg

for TBD
http://www.amazinggiftbasket.com/chocolate-chocolate-md.jpg

for Ilaer
http://www.users.bigpond.com/kceg/artimages/battleship.jpg

for the party
http://www.uwgb.edu/walterl/denmark/Denmark.jpg

I love you, Imperial isa.
My... that is to say, the party's... fleet grows day by day! Soon, I... I mean, we... shall rule the waves completely!

Ilaer

*seating at desk in Copenhagen*

ha that will work

*turns to tea lady*

we off to Moscow

*seating at desk in Copenhagen*

ha that will work

*turns to tea lady*

we off to Moscow

Um...
I hope you mean on holiday as opposed to invading? I mean, I know if something should be done first then it should be the British who do so, but nevertheless, invading Russia is a bit risky...
Cross-reference: Napoleonic Wars, World War II

If we must invade somewhere then let's make it Poland. We can cut through Germany using our forces stationed in Denmark.
They'll have a lot of walking to do, but hey...

Ilaer

Um...
I hope you mean on holiday as opposed to invading? I mean, I know if something should be done first then it should be the British who do so, but nevertheless, invading Russia is a bit risky...
Cross-reference: Napoleonic Wars, World War II

If we must invade somewhere then let's make it Poland. We can cut through Germany using our forces stationed in Denmark.
They'll have a lot of walking to do, but hey...

Ilaer

Letter to Ilaer
what give it back after all i did to get with one shot fired too

Letter to Ilaer
what give it back after all i did to get with one shot fired too

Cue the second Russian Revolution...

Ilaer

Cue the second Russian Revolution...

Ilaer

Telegram to Ilaer

made them drunk but not to much to sign two bits of paper one
declaring on us an the second one they Surrender to us

from duke

Telegram to Ilaer

made them drunk but not to much to sign two bits of paper one
declaring on us an the second one they Surrender to us

from duke

Yes, but you know those Russian peasants... Always rising up in the name of the proletariat...

Ilaer

Yes, but you know those Russian peasants... Always rising up in the name of the proletariat...

Ilaer

Telegram to Ilaer

they all are intoxicated right now have no idea why

now i'm off to lock myself and the tea lady in a room for a week, so speck to my new aid

from the Duke

Woo, the person I voted for won!

Makes a change....

Telegram to Ilaer

they all are intoxicated right now have no idea why

now i'm off to lock myself and the tea lady in a room for a week, so speck to my new aid

from the Duke

Telegram to the Duke's aide:
Make sure that he doesn't take too long with the tea lady; Germany just sent a very abusive telegram in response to our proposal that they become a British colony and they really do need teaching a lesson.

Ilaer

Telegram to the Duke's aide:
Make sure that he doesn't take too long with the tea lady; Germany just sent a very abusive telegram in response to our proposal that they become a British colony and they really do need teaching a lesson.

Ilaer
to Ilaer

landings happen three hours ago

pushing hard off the beach head
http://www.druidika.de/images/dowwaunitlist/big/baneblade.jpg

Germans putting up a hard fight
the Duke and the Tea Lady here some where

from Duke's HQ beach head Germany

And I support the motion to make Gravlen Vice-Ruffino!

:D http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy057.gif

it's a no going joke i started when i signed up :D

Oh, nice. ^_^

IShe serves tea at teatime, what more does one need to know?

Tea, biscuits and sometimes cake, I assume? :D

Coincidentally, I noticed this in a store window on my way to work - I had to take a picture of it. Poor quality of the pic aside, I wouldn't mind being accidentally locked in that store after closingtime :p

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/DSC00107.jpg

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

Drool...

four Chocolate Fountains for TBD , Ifreann , Gravlen and party
http://www.chocolate-fondue-fountain.co.uk/images/SephraFount-MC%20brush%20edge%20web.jpg

a Tea chest and Cake for Ifreann
Tea chest
http://www.bigelowtea.com/images/catalog/01736.jpg
Cake
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~janetmck/cakes/janet-cake.jpg

for TBD
http://www.amazinggiftbasket.com/chocolate-chocolate-md.jpg

for Ilaer
http://www.users.bigpond.com/kceg/artimages/battleship.jpg

for the party
http://www.uwgb.edu/walterl/denmark/Denmark.jpg

:eek: Spoilt again! Thanks! :D :fluffle:

Oh, nice. ^_^



Tea, biscuits and sometimes cake, I assume? :D



Drool...



:eek: Spoilt again! Thanks! :D :fluffle:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/cool17.gif

Interesting... I sense an opportunity hidden beneath the layers of subterfuge surrounding your information...

*Ponders and plots*

Do as thou wilt shalt be the whole of the law.
*nods*

Let me be the first to congratulate :) http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen128.gif

I'm happy Ifreann won, so I wouldn't have to resign on the same day I won :p

Ifreann not only deserves the title, but he's actually here! And working on... stuff... for the party! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/chores021.gif;)

I'll declear myself Vice-Ruffino though! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/borg.gif
Thanks Gravlen *humps*
*approves*
four Chocolate Fountains for TBD , Ifreann , Gravlen and party
http://www.chocolate-fondue-fountain.co.uk/images/SephraFount-MC%20brush%20edge%20web.jpg

a Tea chest and Cake for Ifreann
Tea chest
http://www.bigelowtea.com/images/catalog/01736.jpg
Cake
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~janetmck/cakes/janet-cake.jpg

for TBD
http://www.amazinggiftbasket.com/chocolate-chocolate-md.jpg

for Ilaer
http://www.users.bigpond.com/kceg/artimages/battleship.jpg

for the party
http://www.uwgb.edu/walterl/denmark/Denmark.jpg
Mmmmmmm, tea
Woo, the person I voted for won!

Makes a change....
Yay Tribes!
Tea, biscuits and sometimes cake, I assume? :D

If you ask nicely.

Thanks Gravlen *humps*
*approves*

Mmmmmmm, tea

Yay Tribes!


If you ask nicely.

Pretty please, pretty tea lady? *Flutters eyelashes*

Pretty please, pretty tea lady? *Flutters eyelashes*

Yes, that should do.

Drool...
And believe you me, it looked a whole lot more yummy live :)
Do as thou wilt shalt be the whole of the law.
*nods*
I always thought that was about quilts or something... That was said buy the guy from the cover of that one Beatles album, right?

Strange guy and his invisible animals...
Thanks Gravlen *humps*
*approves*
:eek:

Even better! :D
Pretty please, pretty tea lady? *Flutters eyelashes*
*Faints*