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The plural of penis is penes or penises, not penii. And to claim that girls don't out of their way for larger penises is utter bullshit. For one, they can't tell until the guy has his pants off. You, on the other hand, can tell the size of a woman's breasts. I'm willing to bet that you are far more influenced by a woman's breast size than women are by a man's penis size.
Fixed. ;)
That'd explain why he can't get a date. Everyone's afraid of the freaky flasher guy.
I don't flash. :rolleyes:

The plural of penis is penes or penises, not penii. And to claim that girls go out of their way for larger penises is utter bullshit. For one, they can't tell until the guy has his pants off. You, on the other hand, can tell the size of a woman's breasts. I'm willing to bet that you are far more influenced by a woman's breast size than women are by a man's penis size.

sometimes a man in a particular social circle will have a reputation as having an XL penis or as being a very good lover. sometimes women who have heard that rumor will decide to give the guy a tumble just on that basis.

its rare enough to make the man a legend.

Hypocrisy ftw. :p

I like larger breasts, yes. But I don't go outta my way for them, unlike girls do with bigger penii. :rolleyes:

Yup, that's exactly what we do. Every time a guy hits on one of us, we ask him to drop his pants, at which point we pull out the rulers we carry at all times and measure his meat to make sure it's good enough to meet our elitist standards. Bars are constantly full of half-naked men under inspection by their potential dates. You found us out!

Yup, that's exactly what we do. Every time a guy hits on one of us, we ask him to drop his pants, at which point we pull out the rulers we carry at all times and measure his meat to make sure it's good enough to meet our elitist standards. Bars are constantly full of half-naked men under inspection by their potential dates. You found us out!

i prefer the bars that make the men line up by penis size. that way i can immediately reject those who are too large or too small. it saves SO much time better spent telling the man exactly how i want him to fuck me.

Yup, that's exactly what we do. Every time a guy hits on one of us, we ask him to drop his pants, at which point we pull out the rulers we carry at all times and measure his meat to make sure it's good enough to meet our elitist standards. Bars are constantly full of half-naked men under inspection by their potential dates. You found us out!
You gave away our secret!

Fixed. ;)


Turning one's correct sentence into a horrid raping of grammar does not a "fixed" make.

it saves SO much time better spent telling the man exactly how i want him to fuck me.
Proof that sex is all work and no pleasure/play. :p

No wonder I'm having fun shallow-bitch bashing. :D

Proof that sex is all work and no play. :p

No wonder I'm having fun shallow-bitch bashing. :D

No wonder no woman will fuck you.

If both parties are equally interested in sex, etc, how would the marriage constitute "whoring"?
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Using cuss words because you like to shock people is a phase that you will hopefully outgrow some day.
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Or because they want attention and can't get it any other way.
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I'm sure it is probably comforting for such guys to tell themselves that all womenz is hoes anyhow. That way they don't have to face the sad fact that they can only get sex by paying for it.
There is always some fee involved.
Marriage pays with rights and privligies.
And even if both mutually wants the sex there is still a huge price to be paid.
It's not the same ting to recieve the thing as giving it.
Just the fact that they "want" anything even if it is mutual proves that humans are totally egoistists without a slightest bit of ability to understand another persons needs.
Just becouse the world works doesn't mean it isn't bad that the world works.
If you think it is good that the world works then you are biased becouse you are part of the world.
That's funny.
I'm a cynic. I don't se what is so bad being a cynic.
For me it's a good thing.
I just hate ideals and when people think they are better than they really are.

What is wrong with you. You project to much of you own feelings on other people.
Why would other people and myself included feel like you do about me for example.

I never said I sweared all the time to get attention
and I don't think people in generally only use chocking words only so it could give them attention.

It's actually the subjectivity that I am drawn towards
and that all people want things.
Why would it be so sad for those people to pay for sex?
That doesn't mean I pay for sex either it just proves that I am thinking about it.
People who don't have sex maybe just something else in their lives?
However I think attention is a important human need.
I never said that behaviour behind "whoring" really was a negative thing for me only that it was negative charged word.
So obviously I don't use word to express dispise.
It's just humous to se how things really are.

What where you saying, that women aren't people and cannot be whores?
I wrote female humans.
There is more interesting reasons for exchanging opinions
than actually judging others or commenting on how "grown up" they are.
You don't see me commenting on other posters weakness or who they are.
I keep to arguments. It doesn't have to be good arguments but arguments still.

No wonder no woman will fuck you.
Pffft. They wouldn't fuck me even BEFORE I developed this attitude.

No wonder no woman will fuck you.

Oh, come now! It couldn't possibly be that women reject him because he goes on and on ad infinitum about what horrible elitist bitches they are! Or because he cheerfully admits to having obscenely poor personal hygiene! No, it must all be the fault of those evil wimminz and their shallow penis preferences! :p

Hypocrisy ftw. :p

I like larger breasts, yes. But I don't go outta my way for them, unlike girls do with bigger penii. :rolleyes:

WTF? I've been in close contact with maybe 3 penises. I couldn't tell you which one was the largest or even really estimate a size. Although I could tell you which one has an owner that knows exactly what to do with it..... =)

Proof that sex is all work and no pleasure/play. :p

No wonder I'm having fun shallow-bitch bashing. :D

so you were FINE with the notion that there are bars that line up men by penis size?

Turning one's correct sentence into a horrid raping of grammar does not a "fixed" make.
I fixed it. :p
so you were FINE with the notion that there are bars that line up men by penis size?
Hell no! :mad:

Hell no! :mad:

How else are women supposed to "go outta their way" to pick men based on penis size?

How else are women supposed to "go outta their way" to pick men based on penis size?
I don't know. Sorry.

Hell no! :mad:

well

since that doesnt happen, not even in your alternate universe where all women can tell by looking at a fully dressed man the size of his fully erect penis, you can probably assume that the entire post was sarcastic not just the beginning.

well

since that doesnt happen, not even in your alternate universe where all women can tell by looking at a fully dressed man the size of his fully erect penis, you can probably assume that the entire post was sarcastic not just the beginning.

I want to sig that but I'm not sure the mods would let me.

I want to sig that but I'm not sure the mods would let me.

thank you!

well

since that doesnt happen, not even in your alternate universe where all women can tell by looking at a fully dressed man the size of his fully erect penis, you can probably assume that the entire post was sarcastic not just the beginning.
Okay then. :p

thank you!

Ah, screw it. Worst thing the mods can do to me is remove the quote from the signature. *sigs*

Ah, screw it. Worst thing the mods can do to me is remove the quote from the signature. *sigs*
Yay, I'm a part of NSG history! :D

I totally hate it when the Jareds commercials come on the radio with that guy with the monotone voice, its soooo annoying everytime i hear it i want to beat the radio. :headbang:

Yay, I'm a part of NSG history! :D

Thing is, being a part of history isn't always a great thing. I can think of many rather horrible things that were also a part of history.

Thing is, being a part of history isn't always a great thing. I can think of many rather horrible things that were also a part of history.
I know. :(

wait, what Digiorno commercial?

That's what I'd like to know.

Oh, these were women who hadn't been proposed to yet.

Because you expect her to divorce you, take half your stuff and pawn the engagement ring? Perhaps you need to considering marrying someone else if you believe her to have that sort of character. Or do you really believe that all women automatically end up doing these things? Is it a sort of default position we take?

Even though it's gonna be a long time before I get married/laid/a date, I'd say I'd probably get divorced.

Jewelry commercials are so retarded. I don't care if I get diamonds. I'd rather have fluffles. At least fluffles are cheaper and more fun :) :fluffle:

Jewelry commercials are so retarded. I don't care if I get diamonds. I'd rather have fluffles. At least fluffles are cheaper and more fun :) :fluffle:
yay! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

BTW, i crowned myself fluffle king earlier in this thread. ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle:

That's what I'd like to know.

I'm guessing the one where the girl is blindfolded and the guy is feeding her stuff.

There is always some fee involved.
Marriage pays with rights and privligies.
And even if both mutually wants the sex there is still a huge price to be paid.

So if two people both want sex, and both want to share the same rights and responsibilities within their marriage, somehow this means that there is a "fee" being paid in exchange for sex?

Ok, look, I know this may be a shock for you, but it is actually possible to go on dates with people who are not prostitutes. Try it some time. It's kinda neat.


It's not the same ting to recieve the thing as giving it.
Just the fact that they "want" anything even if it is mutual proves that humans are totally egoistists without a slightest bit of ability to understand another persons needs.

None of which requires whoring.


Just becouse the world works doesn't mean it isn't bad that the world works.
If you think it is good that the world works then you are biased becouse you are part of the world.
That's funny.
I'm a cynic. I don't se what is so bad being a cynic.
For me it's a good thing.
I just hate ideals and when people think they are better than they really are.

It's like a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand keyboards...it's almost Shakespeare, in a way...


What is wrong with you. You project to much of you own feelings on other people.
Why would other people and myself included feel like you do about me for example.

Darling, you're the one assuming everybody is a prostitute or a John. I'm the one saying that perhaps YOU are, or the people YOU are choosing to date, but you probably shouldn't assume that everybody shares your disfunctional attitudes.


I never said I sweared all the time to get attention
and I don't think people in generally only use chocking words only so it could give them attention.

Never said that was the only reason. Just that it's a very common one.


It's actually the subjectivity that I am drawn towards
and that all people want things.
Why would it be so sad for those people to pay for sex?

It would be sad, in my opinion, to be the kind of person who can't get anybody to willingly have sex with you. It would be sad to only be able to get sex if you pay somebody to pretend to want it. But that's because I think sex is better when everybody involved actually wants to be there. :D


That doesn't mean I pay for sex either it just proves that I am thinking about it.
People who don't have sex maybe just something else in their lives?
Now you're really spinning off in weird directions.

We were talking about people who pay for sex, and now you're talking about people who don't have sex at all. Exactly how are those two classes of people interchangable?


However I think attention is a important human need.

Sure. And, just like your kindergarten teacher told you, there is "positive" attention and "negative" attention. Using shock words in an effort to get people to think you're badass is an example of "negative" attention. Particularly since you're only going to be impressing other kindergarteners when you do so.


I never said that behaviour behind "whoring" really was a negative thing for me only that it was negative charged word.
So obviously I don't use word to express dispise.
It's just humous to se how things really are.

I agree with that last bit, but probably not for the reasons you are going for...


What where you saying, that women aren't people and cannot be whores?

No.


I wrote female humans.
There is more interesting reasons for exchanging opinions
than actually judging others or commenting on how "grown up" they are.

Believe it or not, it is possible to do more than one thing at a time. For instance, I can exchange opinions, listen to loud music, feed my fish, and comment on how "grown up" you are, all at pretty much the same time.

Multitasking, FTW.

You don't see me commenting on other posters weakness or who they are.
I keep to arguments. It doesn't have to be good arguments but arguments still.
I'm commenting on the weaknesses of your arguments, dear. You are making some very odd and incoherent statements, and projecting what appear to be your own personal foibles onto others.

Around here, it DOES have to be "good" arguments, if you want to not get criticized. And even then it's not a sure thing. ;)

yay! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

BTW, i crowned myself fluffle king earlier in this thread. ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle:

You do realize I am the goddess of incessant fluffle spam, right? :) :fluffle:

You do realize I am the goddess of incessant fluffle spam, right? :) :fluffle:
I know. :( :fluffle:

I know. :( :fluffle:

:fluffle:

I'm commenting on the weaknesses of your arguments, dear. You are making some very odd and incoherent statements, and projecting what appear to be your own personal foibles onto others.

Around here, it DOES have to be "good" arguments, if you want to not get criticized. And even then it's not a sure thing. ;)

go easy on him, i had a discussion with him on a few philosophical issues, he's very smart but he skips steps that most people need to think through when he argues and has a unique thinking style, so he's often hard to follow

he's a very nice person too, he just sees things in weird ways