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What type of guys do you like?

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Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 01:02
Tall, short, muscular, slim; eye, hair, skin color; penis size, dimples, moles, long hair, short hair, facial hair, hairy, smooth...etc...You have any type? And no crap like, "sense of humor". This thread will be 100% shallow. Just physical qualities...

And I'm not gonna restrict it to females only, just write your gender before your answer please.
Ifreann
16-01-2007, 01:02
I prefer guys who are women. I likes women.
Chandelier
16-01-2007, 01:04
I don't like either gender, but golden eyes are cool.
I V Stalin
16-01-2007, 01:04
I prefer guys who are women. I likes women.
That'd be shemales, then? :p
Zavistan
16-01-2007, 01:06
That'd be shemales, then? :p

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls its a mixed up muddled up shook up world, except for Lola, Lo lo lo lo lola...
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 01:06
My gender and sexuality are quite obviously known by now, so I will not mention either.

Anyway, I prefer blonde (and long-haired), brown-eyed, around my height (6ft1), either skinny or muscular and somewhat hairy. Keine facial hair. Being hung certainly does not hurt (much). Goth makeup and clothing style are a plus.
Greater Valia
16-01-2007, 01:08
My ideal woman would have red hair, long legs, enjoy British literature, and her Cigarettes would be menthols...
Pepe Dominguez
16-01-2007, 01:09
That'd be shemales, then? :p

Hah. Reminds me, the one time I've ever been properly "flamed" on this forum was when I used the term "shemale" instead of whatever the PC alternative is.. :p I don't remember who it was, but whoever it was really flew off the handle. I think they preferred "non-gendered-individual" or something.. :p
Ifreann
16-01-2007, 01:09
That'd be shemales, then? :p

No, they're women who are men. Duh :rolleyes:
Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 01:10
Nice. People shitting in my scholarly thread. :(
Infinite Revolution
16-01-2007, 01:10
mute ones
Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 01:10
No, they're women who are men. Duh :rolleyes:

Like women with strap ons?
I V Stalin
16-01-2007, 01:11
Nice. People shitting in my scholarly thread. :(
Ah. You're new here. That'd explain the naivety.
Ifreann
16-01-2007, 01:11
Nice. People shitting in my scholarly thread. :(
Scolarly-ness is overrated.


As is spelling.
Smunkeeville
16-01-2007, 01:12
I only really like my husband.

He is tall, and muscular, and has brown hair and blue eyes, and has a lot of body hair......for some reason his beard grows in red:confused:
Greater Valia
16-01-2007, 01:12
Hah. Reminds me, the one time I've ever been properly "flamed" on this forum was when I used the term "shemale" instead of whatever the PC alternative is.. :p I don't remember who it was, but whoever it was really flew off the handle. I think they preferred "non-gendered-individual" or something.. :p

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was either Labrador, or Bottle.
Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 01:14
Hah. Reminds me, the one time I've ever been properly "flamed" on this forum was when I used the term "shemale" instead of whatever the PC alternative is.. :p I don't remember who it was, but whoever it was really flew off the handle. I think they preferred "non-gendered-individual" or something.. :p

No, it's lady-gentleman.
Pepe Dominguez
16-01-2007, 01:15
I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was either Labrador, or Bottle.

Heh.. I wish I could remember, but it was a year or so ago. In any case, I got a chuckle, since I was sincerely offering an opinion, and the reply I got was something like "bigots like you should die," or something.. took me a while to figure out that it was the *word* and not the opinion at issue. Strange world. :)
Rhaomi
16-01-2007, 01:21
I don't like either gender, but golden eyes are cool.

Is that even a real eye color? :confused:
Pepe Dominguez
16-01-2007, 01:23
Is that even a real eye color? :confused:

"Hazel" maybe?
Koramerica
16-01-2007, 01:27
Hah. Reminds me, the one time I've ever been properly "flamed" on this forum was when I used the term "shemale" instead of whatever the PC alternative is.. :p I don't remember who it was, but whoever it was really flew off the handle. I think they preferred "non-gendered-individual" or something.. :p


The proper term would be ... Transwoman, at least when you are talking about transsexuals.
Pure Metal
16-01-2007, 01:28
looking forward to glitziness' post here.... hmm...


i like my men women.
Rhaomi
16-01-2007, 01:29
"Hazel" maybe?
Eh, I always pegged hazel as more of a greeny-brown.
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 01:30
Purely shallow, eh?

Well, then I like my men fairly short (though still at least an inch or two taller than me), clean-shaven or lightly stubbly, fairly slender, in reasonable physical shape but not excessively muscular (guys in ads for fitness equipment are never, ever attractive), with hair long enough to bury my fingers in but not so long that they look like a girl, and in possession of a cute smile and a pair of beautiful hands. I like them to be noticeably more physically powerful than I, and thus capable of effectively restraining me.

Also, does possession of a good singing voice count as a shallow physical trait? Because I can't honestly imagine finding a tone-deaf fellow very attractive. I like singing duets with my boys. :)

As for the other things, I've never had a strong preference as to hair color, eye color, body hair or lack thereof, or anything like that.
New Ausha
16-01-2007, 01:31
What I look for in a girl- is any sort of interest in me.
Jenrak
16-01-2007, 01:31
Nice. People shitting in my scholarly thread. :(

This is a pattern in general.
New Ausha
16-01-2007, 01:32
This is a pattern in general.

*lung explodes in laughter*

Ow...Dammit Jenrak...
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 01:33
Is that even a real eye color? :confused:

I've met one person in my life who really did have genuinely golden eyes, so yes, they exist, but they're rare.
Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 01:33
....I like them to be noticeably more physically powerful than I, and thus capable of effectively restraining me....


And you are male or female?
Chandelier
16-01-2007, 01:35
Is that even a real eye color? :confused:

Well, the Phantom of the Opera had golden eyes in the original novel...:p
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 01:38
And you are male or female?

Female, and a pretty tiny female at that. Finding guys stronger than I am has never been much of a challenge, admittedly. :)
Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 01:40
Female, and a pretty tiny female at that. Finding guys stronger than I am has never been much of a challenge, admittedly. :)

So, you like it rough? :D But I guess you like guys like 5'9, 5'10, from your description?
Jenrak
16-01-2007, 01:42
*lung explodes in laughter*

Ow...Dammit Jenrak...

Sorry, heh. :cool:
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 01:43
So, you like it rough? :D
Is there any other way? ;)
Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 01:50
Is there any other way? ;)#

I think I freaked her out...
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 01:58
So, you like it rough? :D But I guess you like guys like 5'9, 5'10, from your description?

5'6'' or 5'7'' would be closer to my ideal, actually. I'm short, and I don't like having to crane my neck just to kiss my partner.

And as for your first question...yeaaaah, you could say that. ;)
Terrorist Cakes
16-01-2007, 01:59
Boys like this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQ_pweuEmU)
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 01:59
#

I think I freaked her out...

Nah, I was just debating how detailed an answer I could give without freaking you out. :D
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 02:03
I like boobies.

On girls.

:cool:
New Ausha
16-01-2007, 02:07
5'6'' or 5'7'' would be closer to my ideal, actually. I'm short, and I don't like having to crane my neck just to kiss my partner.

And as for your first question...yeaaaah, you could say that. ;)

Why did I get an image of a giraffe bending down too kiss its young just then? As for the liking it rough, i'd advise you too stick too the top. =/
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 02:13
Why did I get an image of a giraffe bending down too kiss its young just then?

I don't know, but it IS a great image.
Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 02:13
Nah, I was just debating how detailed an answer I could give without freaking you out. :D

Haha, great answer...

PS: 6'1 here...
Zarakon
16-01-2007, 02:15
I'm for hot guys.
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 02:16
Why did I get an image of a giraffe bending down too kiss its young just then? As for the liking it rough, i'd advise you too stick too the top. =/

Heh. You can advise me all you like, but that's unlikely to change what I find sexy. Kinks don't tend to respond to advice. :)

(You do remind me of the occasion a few years ago when my then-dom and I decided to try to switch roles. That lasted all of two pathetic, awkward minutes before he said, "Sweetie, do you hate this as much as I do?" and I said, "God, yes!" Then he helpfully tackled me.)
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 02:17
Boys like this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQ_pweuEmU)
He is cute. :D Definitely my type.
Terrorist Cakes
16-01-2007, 02:22
He is cute. :D Definitely my type.

Oh, yes! Don't ya wish your name was Johanna?
Zarakon
16-01-2007, 02:25
He is cute. :D Definitely my type.

He looks about 14.





And I think I recognize him.
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 02:26
He looks about 14.
So do many other guys my age. Neoteny is a boon.
Terrorist Cakes
16-01-2007, 02:28
He looks about 14.





And I think I recognize him.


He's 19, according to his profile. And it'd be weird if you knew him, 'cause I don't....I don't want to feel creepy, I just think he's a superb Anthony.
Zarakon
16-01-2007, 02:30
He's 19, according to his profile. And it'd be weird if you knew him, 'cause I don't....I don't want to feel creepy, I just think he's a superb Anthony.

If he's 19, I don't know him. But I think someone that looks a lot like him goes to my school.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 02:47
It's sad that I'm tempted to post a picture here to see if I fit anyone's criteria.

:(
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 02:51
It's sad that I'm tempted to post a picture here to see if I fit anyone's criteria.

:(
No, it isn't.
Zarakon
16-01-2007, 02:52
No, it isn't.

Yeah, that sounds about normal. Provided your over 16-18, otherwise you might want to be worried about who finds you attractive.
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 02:58
Yeah, that sounds about normal. Provided your over 16-18, otherwise you might want to be worried about who finds you attractive.
Quite frankly, anything under that age is a total turn off. Anything beginning to fossilise is also not exactly something I'd want to associate with. :)
Zarakon
16-01-2007, 02:59
Quite frankly, anything under that age is a total turn off. Anything beginning to fossilise is also not exactly something I'd want to associate with. :)

Don't you mean over? 'Cause they don't fossilize young.


And it makes sense if you're about that age...
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 03:01
Don't you mean over? 'Cause they don't fossilize young.
Hence the 'also'. ;)


And it makes sense if you're about that age...
I'm around 20, so I guess so.
Zarakon
16-01-2007, 03:02
Hence the 'also'. ;)



I'm around 20, so I guess so.

No, no. I meant it's not creepy if someone your age finds you attractive. But on tha intartubes, there's no way to know.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 03:02
I can't really explain what sort of girls I like, on a more serious note, as the girls I've liked (and the one I've dated) have been all over the place.
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 03:05
I meant it's not creepy if someone your age finds you attractive.
If it were, it wouldn't bode too well for reproduction in general. :)
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 03:06
I can't really explain what sort of girls I like, on a more serious note, as the girls I've liked (and the one I've dated) have been all over the place.
You did read the thread title, didn't you?
Zarakon
16-01-2007, 03:06
That wouldn't bode too well for reproduction. :)

Actually it does.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 03:08
You did read the thread title, didn't you?

I assumed I should change the topic title to suit the gender of my preference. :rolleyes:
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 03:08
Actually it does.
How so?

I assumed I should change the topic title to suit the gender of my preference. :rolleyes:
Logical, in a twisted sort of way.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 03:10
Boys like this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQ_pweuEmU)

I'm bigger, better looking, I have a better voice, and I have more hair. I win.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0008.jpg?t=1168912907

And just so you know, my hair's grown out a bit since this picture was taken. It's only been a few weeks, but my hair does grow quite fast.

As far as my preference goes, I like women who are anywhere from 5'3" to 5'8", heavy-set (big, not fat --- substance is better than little or naught), with medium-long hair and bright eyes (not necessarily bright in color, though blue is much liked). A nice face is necessary, as well. I know that this thread is about men, but hey, I'm stating what I like, and that's how it goes. Everyone else is doing it! :p
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 03:11
Logical, in a twisted sort of way.

I am twisted. Thank you. :D
Ladamesansmerci
16-01-2007, 03:12
I'm female, and I like guys tall, with dark hair (the darker the better), blue eyes (but not required), fair skin, not too chubby, muscular, not too much facial hair, and can take my oddities.
Pelagova
16-01-2007, 03:12
I only really like my husband.

He is tall, and muscular, and has brown hair and blue eyes, and has a lot of body hair......for some reason his beard grows in red:confused:

that usually happens with light brown or blond haired guys...
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 03:14
I'm bigger, better looking, I have a better voice, and I have more hair. I win.
For some reason I thought you were ugly. Amazingly, you're not. He is still cuter though.
Kiryu-shi
16-01-2007, 03:15
I'm a guy and tend to like men exactly like David Wright. *dreamy eyes*


edit: For girls, i've been attracted to many different looks. I dislike alot of makeup, and tend not to love really tall women.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 03:18
For some reason I thought you were ugly. Amazingly, you're not. He is still cuter though.

Depends on what you call "cute". I have much smoother features.

I've been mistaken for a girl many times in my life, and all of those times have been when my hair is long. The funniest time was in a Mexican restaurant...

...The waiter kept giving me these awkward looks, and then after a bit, he asked very cautiously, "...Boy or... Girl?" to which I responded (in my naturally deep voice), "I'm a guy.". His response? "You're a very pretty boy." The whole table burst with laughter (myself included, as well as the waiter), and we made jokes about me dressing in women's clothing to really fool people.

Fun times. I love it when I have long hair, because I always get comedy gold out of it.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 03:19
We definitely hijacked this thread.

When I had long hair, I got mistaken for a girl. This is why it's no longer long (http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l319/OregonTrailZomg/n41306275_30579520_6764.jpg).
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 03:20
Fun times. I love it when I have long hair, because I always get comedy gold out of it.
I keep my hair long too (sort of like yours). Short hair is for kids as far as I am concerned. Amusing little anecdote by the way. :) I wonder if the waiter would've gone for you even after he found out.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 03:21
We definitely hijacked this thread.

When I had long hair, I got mistaken for a girl. This is why it's no longer long (http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l319/OregonTrailZomg/n41306275_30579520_6764.jpg).

I can definitely see why, though I have to picture you with a normal facial expression. :p
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 03:21
I can definitely see why, though I have to picture you with a normal facial expression. :p
Imagine that is his normal expression. :eek:
Potarius
16-01-2007, 03:26
I keep my hair long too (sort of like yours). Short hair is for kids as far as I am concerned. Amusing little anecdote by the way. :) I wonder if the waiter would've gone for you even after he found out.

Nah, he looked somewhat frightened (go ahead and guess why) when he found out I was a guy.

There was another time in the local super market that was equally funny. As I walked up and down the aisles, I noticed two guys around my age following me. Not only that, they were staring me down when I would face their direction. So, I decided to have a bit of fun, giving these glances and looks to them (which would make them turn their heads to see if I was still looking when they would leave the aisle).

I finally got close enough to them as I was walking down the baked goods aisle, so I decided to ask my brother a question (in my naturally deep voice, as you might guess). And then their eyes bulged, and they quickly turned around and walked very quickly to the next aisle.

I mean, shit, they should've been able to tell that I was a guy, anyway. I was taller (not just taller, bigger) than them, and I had a fucking Football jersey on!
Ilie
16-01-2007, 03:31
Let's see. I prefer brown eyes (although green would be nice for a change), brown hair, and I like a guy to be fairly natural with regards to hair. No guys shaving their chests please. :P I like tall guys because I'm tall, and I don't care too much about build...frankly, I like enough fat on a guy so he's not totally hard and uncomfortable to cuddle with. Obese is not cool, obviously. Um, the way a guy smells is really important to me, but that's not really something I can describe. Not like cologne, just regular healthy body smell. Generally, I can be attracted to many types of guys, so I am pretty flexible.
Ilie
16-01-2007, 03:35
We definitely hijacked this thread.

When I had long hair, I got mistaken for a girl. This is why it's no longer long (http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l319/OregonTrailZomg/n41306275_30579520_6764.jpg).

very cute :D
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 03:37
I mean, shit, they should've been able to tell that I was a guy, anyway. I was taller (not just taller, bigger) than them, and I had a fucking Football jersey on!
Girls can be tall and big. ;) Still, you must've made them feel like proper idiots.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 03:37
I like tall guys because I'm tall

Specify, damnit! :p
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 03:37
Imagine that is his normal expression. :eek:

It isn't. :( I'm horribly bad at having expressions in pictures.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 03:40
Nah, he looked somewhat frightened (go ahead and guess why) when he found out I was a guy.

There was another time in the local super market that was equally funny. As I walked up and down the aisles, I noticed two guys around my age following me. Not only that, they were staring me down when I would face their direction. So, I decided to have a bit of fun, giving these glances and looks to them (which would make them turn their heads to see if I was still looking when they would leave the aisle).

I finally got close enough to them as I was walking down the baked goods aisle, so I decided to ask my brother a question (in my naturally deep voice, as you might guess). And then their eyes bulged, and they quickly turned around and walked very quickly to the next aisle.

I mean, shit, they should've been able to tell that I was a guy, anyway. I was taller (not just taller, bigger) than them, and I had a fucking Football jersey on!

Oh, I think I can top that story.

I was at HersheyPark (a fairly well known amusement park in the US), and I had to go to the bathroom. So I head into the men's room, go up to one of the urinals, and start peeing.

An old man (in his 70s or so) comes by and asks me if I'M IN THE RIGHT BATHROOM.

I sorta gestured down and said, "Uh... I'm pretty sure."

Old people are silly.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 03:41
Girls can be tall and big. ;) Still, you must've made them feel like proper idiots.

1: True. They probably thought that I was of Laura Prepon's ilk. Build-wise, anyway.

2: Oh, definitely. I have plenty of stories like this, but I'll save them for later. :p
Potarius
16-01-2007, 03:43
Oh, I think I can top that story.

I was at HersheyPark (a fairly well known amusement park in the US), and I had to go to the bathroom. So I head into the men's room, go up to one of the urinals, and start peeing.

An old man (in his 70s or so) comes by and asks me if I'M IN THE RIGHT BATHROOM.

I sorta gestured down and said, "Uh... I'm pretty sure."

Old people are silly.

That's nothing special, as I've totally silenced public bathrooms when I've had long hair... Though nobody's ever said anything to me in that situation. :p

And dude, I'm in the States, too...
Ashmoria
16-01-2007, 03:44
stricly shallow...

chinese/korean/japanese men with facial hair are incredibly sexy.

well-built cowboy wearing jeans, western shirt, boots.

tall native american with long black hair.

realistically...

a man over 50 who has all his teeth.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 03:45
That's nothing special, as I've totally silenced public bathrooms when I've had long hair... Though nobody's ever said anything to me in that situation. :p

And dude, I'm in the States, too...

It wouldn't be so special to me if I weren't, you know, at the urinal. I think that kind of makes it somewhat obvious that I'm male...
Potarius
16-01-2007, 03:47
It wouldn't be so special to me if I weren't, you know, at the urinal. I think that kind of makes it somewhat obvious that I'm male...

True. Then again, I never use urinals, as I prefer privacy. Of course, the guys who stare when I walk into public bathrooms "get it" when I stand to whiz in the stall, so it's fine.
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 03:51
Specify, damnit! :P
You know girls tend to be incapable of that (a fallacy, but nevermind). :)

True. Then again, I never use urinals, as I prefer privacy.
Yes, I hate those too. Aside from the fact that they tend to be unhygienic, I really have no inclination to pee in public.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 03:52
You know girls tend to be incapable of that (a fallacy, but nevermind). :)


Yes, I hate those too. Aside from the fact that they tend to be unhygienic, I really have no inclination to pee in public.

You think that urinals are bad? Back when I was in the 1st grade, the boys' bathroom had a trough, and not just that, there were only three stalls total. So, most of us had to go in the trough, as there were some sneaky bastards who would get people to save stalls for them.

Damn kids and their networking.
Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 03:56
Should I put a poll? But it'd have to be multi choice and everyone would shit it by choosing everything because they can...Can anyone think of any sensible single option poll?
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:03
Specify, damnit! :p

I'm 5'9", so a tall guy for me would be about 6 feet or up. But most of the guys I've dated are about my height, so it doesn't really matter that much.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:10
I'm 5'9", so a tall guy for me would be about 6 feet or up. But most of the guys I've dated are about my height, so it doesn't really matter that much.

Eeeeexcellent.

I'm almost tall enough. 5'11"!

(You must be this tall to ride?)
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:12
Eeeeexcellent.

I'm almost tall enough. 5'11"!

(You must be this tall to ride?)

Hey, 5'11" is great! I can go for that. :)
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:13
Hey, 5'11" is great! I can go for that. :)

Now you just need to move to South Dakota. :D
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:16
Hey, 5'11" is great! I can go for that. :)

I'm 5'11" in my shoes, but you're most likely not my type. I mean, you're 5'9"! :p
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:17
I'm 5'11" in my shoes, but you're most likely not my type. I mean, you're 5'9"! :p

Low blow. :(
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:17
Low blow. :(

Yeah, but isn't that what you're looking for, anyway?

*stares*
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:17
Now you just need to move to South Dakota. :D

South Dakota! Good lord man, you are the one who needs to move, and I think you know it. :cool:
Ladamesansmerci
16-01-2007, 04:19
I'm 5'9", so a tall guy for me would be about 6 feet or up. But most of the guys I've dated are about my height, so it doesn't really matter that much.
Holy crap you're tall! :eek:

*hides and suffers in her shortness*
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:19
Yeah, but isn't that what you're looking for, anyway?

*stares*

What?! :rolleyes:
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:21
Holy crap you're tall! :eek:

*hides and suffers in her shortness*

Oh sweetie, be glad you're not my height. It makes buying pants just that much more difficult. I have always wished I were just two inches shorter. Hell, maybe I could wear cute heels without looking like an amazon in a room full of Ewoks.
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 04:21
Holy crap you're tall! :eek:

*hides and suffers in her shortness*
That is...tall? :confused: Here it's not too uncommon to find girls at her height.

Anyway, I'm 6ft Illie, but unfortunately for you, not into girls. :p

Oh sweetie, be glad you're not my height. It makes buying pants just that much more difficult. I have always wished I were just two inches shorter. Hell, maybe I could wear cute heels without looking like an amazon in a room full of Ewoks.
Short is the last thing I'd ever want to be, male or female.
Kreitzmoorland
16-01-2007, 04:22
I'm bigger, better looking, I have a better voice, and I have more hair. I win.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0008.jpg?t=1168912907

And just so you know, my hair's grown out a bit since this picture was taken. It's only been a few weeks, but my hair does grow quite fast.

Since I have nothing funny or original to add to this thread I will merely make a comment:
I don't think I have heard anyone, in RL, or on NS talk more about their positive physical attributes that you Potaria. You seem to revel in reeling off stats about your height, voice, hair, skin, whatever and then delve into ever more irrelevant detail at the merest pleasantries that appear in response. It amazes me that you can do it so seriously and unselfconciously every time I come across one of these posts of yours, yet they continue to surface with dependable regularity. The supermarket story? I think I've read it at least three seperate times in the last year or so. Anyway, it just struck me as bizzare. Do you have some hangup about your looks or something?
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:24
South Dakota! Good lord man, you are the one who needs to move, and I think you know it. :cool:

Woman, I'm going to college here. You move here or I'll... um... demand you get some sort of... messenger deal... like AIM or MSN.
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:24
That is...tall? :confused: Here it's not too uncommon to find girls at her height.

Anyway, I'm 6ft Illie, but unfortunately for you, not into girls. :p


Short is the last thing I'd ever want to be, male or female.

Well, thanks for the height stamp of approval anyway.
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 04:26
Well, thanks for the height stamp of approval anyway.
You're welcome. :)
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:26
Well, thanks for the height stamp of approval anyway.

I approve of your height. I LIKE girls to be around the same height as me. It makes hugging and kissing and whatnot infinitely less awkward. (My ex was significantly shorter than me, so...)
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:27
Since I have nothing funny or original to add to this thread I will merely make a comment:
I don't think I have heard anyone, in RL, or on NS talk more about their positive physical attributes that you Potaria. You seem to revel in reeling off stats about your height, voice, hair, skin, whatever and then delve into ever more irrelevant detail at the merest pleasantries that appear in response. It amazes me that you can do it so seriously and unselfconciously every time I come across one of these posts of yours, yet they continue to surface with dependable regularity. The supermarket story? I think I've read it at least three seperate times in the last year or so. Anyway, it just struck me as bizzare. Do you have some hangup about your looks or something?

Now that you mention it, I've noticed that, too. I'm not sure why I do it... I guess it's because with the people I live with, I have to get along with myself more than others. Though you'll rarely see me talking about myself amongst friends. It seems that I only do it on forums... Perhaps it's to present myself? :p

And I only relate those stories to those who haven't heard them before. Just because you've seen them more than once doesn't mean that others have.
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:29
Woman, I'm going to college here. You move here or I'll... um... demand you get some sort of... messenger deal... like AIM or MSN.

Check your TGs then.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:31
Check your TGs then.

No, you check YOURS.
Ladamesansmerci
16-01-2007, 04:31
Oh sweetie, be glad you're not my height. It makes buying pants just that much more difficult. I have always wished I were just two inches shorter. Hell, maybe I could wear cute heels without looking like an amazon in a room full of Ewoks.
But I want to be at least a LITTLE bit taller. I'm 5'5" right now, and I don't want to be short. It's difficult to talk down at people when you're looking up at them. :p
That is...tall? :confused: Here it's not too uncommon to find girls at her height.

Anyway, I'm 6ft Illie, but unfortunately for you, not into girls. :p

Short is the last thing I'd ever want to be, male or female.
Thanks, Europa. You just reassured me sooooooooo much. I'm going to hide in a corner and cry now.
Skaladora
16-01-2007, 04:31
I'm male, and I like my men as follow:

Slim, slightly muscular, a swimmer's or runner's build. Blue or green eyes are an asset. Hair short, but not too short(i.e. no crew cuts) blond, black or brown, it doesn't matter. High cheekbones, chiseled features, youthful looking face, cleanly shaven. Chest hairless or waxed, with well-defined pecs and outlines of abdominal muscles, but no six-packs, that's too much.

Penis size: ideally average. There's no way I want to stick any oversized pole anywhere in my body. If the guy's hung like a donkey, he'd better enjoy being on the bottom.

Must have a beautiful, masculine voice. People always forget about the voice.
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:32
I approve of your height. I LIKE girls to be around the same height as me. It makes hugging and kissing and whatnot infinitely less awkward. (My ex was significantly shorter than me, so...)

I dated a couple guys who were much shorter than me, and they both had major aggression issues. I'm not sure if they thought they had to be extra controlling to make up for the fact that I was taller or what, but it got to be too much. I've only dated one guy taller than me, and he was about 6'3" I suppose. It's still not a huge difference I think, but it made it easier for me to buy shoes.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:33
I dated a couple guys who were much shorter than me, and they both had major aggression issues. I'm not sure if they thought they had to be extra controlling to make up for the fact that I was taller or what, but it got to be too much. I've only dated one guy taller than me, and he was about 6'3" I suppose. It's still not a huge difference I think, but it made it easier for me to buy shoes.

Everyone has to watch out for short guys. My dad's 5'8", and even still, he has some nasty aggression issues. Of course, he was about 5'4" until he was 22...

Not all short guys are bad, but most of the ones I've dealt with have really short tempers.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:34
I dated a couple guys who were much shorter than me, and they both had major aggression issues. I'm not sure if they thought they had to be extra controlling to make up for the fact that I was taller or what, but it got to be too much. I've only dated one guy taller than me, and he was about 6'3" I suppose. It's still not a huge difference I think, but it made it easier for me to buy shoes.

I'd rather have aggression issues than the cheating, lying skank I was with. I wish I'd known beforehand.

*definitely not still bitter*
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:34
But I want to be at least a LITTLE bit taller. I'm 5'5" right now, and I don't want to be short. It's difficult to talk down at people when you're looking up at them. :p

Thanks, Europa. You just reassured me sooooooooo much. I'm going to hide in a corner and cry now.

I think he is having his man-PMS this week.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:34
But I want to be at least a LITTLE bit taller. I'm 5'5" right now, and I don't want to be short. It's difficult to talk down at people when you're looking up at them. :p

Short? 5'5" isn't short, man. My sister is 5', and that is short.
Kanabia
16-01-2007, 04:34
Since I have nothing funny or original to add to this thread I will merely make a comment:
I don't think I have heard anyone, in RL, or on NS talk more about their positive physical attributes that you Potaria. You seem to revel in reeling off stats about your height, voice, hair, skin, whatever and then delve into ever more irrelevant detail at the merest pleasantries that appear in response. It amazes me that you can do it so seriously and unselfconciously every time I come across one of these posts of yours, yet they continue to surface with dependable regularity. The supermarket story? I think I've read it at least three seperate times in the last year or so. Anyway, it just struck me as bizzare. Do you have some hangup about your looks or something?

Hehehehe. I suppose it's better than being unconfident.

Maybe.

;)
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:35
Not all short guys are bad, but most of the ones I've dealt with have really short tempers.

*rimshot*
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:35
Short? 5'5" isn't short, man. My sister is 5', and that is short.

Indeed!
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:35
*rimshot*

I'll have to come right out and admit that it was intentional. And I'm not sorry.

Sorry.
Ladamesansmerci
16-01-2007, 04:36
I think he is having his man-PMS this week.
:p

Do you even have MSN? I want to add you to my NS MSN list. :D
Short? 5'5" isn't short, man. My sister is 5', and that is short.
O_o

Wow...

I think I know girls that height. I feel awkward around them because it is SO rare that I tower over somebody.
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:36
*rimshot*

It's true though! A short guy dates a taller woman, he just has to act like a pimp or something.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:39
O_o

Wow...

I think I know girls that height. I feel awkward around them because it is SO rare that I tower over somebody.

It's kinda funky to walk by her, as I'm well over a head taller than she is. I don't think I could manage being so short.
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 04:39
Thanks, Europa. You just reassured me sooooooooo much. I'm going to hide in a corner and cry now.

Short? 5'5" isn't short, man. My sister is 5', and that is short.

Well, there you go. 5ft5-5ft7 is reasonable for a woman. I'd still prefer being 5ft10, maybe more. And then I'd still wear heels.

I think he is having his man-PMS this week.

Don't be silly. These are my good days. :)
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:39
Check your TGs then.No, you check YOURS.

*cough*
Ladamesansmerci
16-01-2007, 04:42
It's kinda funky to walk by her, as I'm well over a head taller than she is. I don't think I could manage being so short.
I don't think I could either. Imagine trying to talk down to someone when you're 5'.
Well, there you go. 5ft5-5ft7 is reasonable for a woman. I'd still prefer being 5ft10, maybe more. And then I'd still wear heels.

Don't be silly. These are my good days. :)
Last time I checked, you're still a woman stuck in a MAN's body. :p

And don't even come close to me on your bad days. :p
Kanabia
16-01-2007, 04:42
:p

Do you even have MSN? I want to add you to my NS MSN list. :D

Ditto!

Ilie needs to join the collective silliness. *nod*
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:43
Ditto!

Ilie needs to join the collective silliness. *nod*

How many NSers do you have now, anyway? 30? :p
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:44
Ditto!

Ilie needs to join the collective silliness. *nod*

There's collective silliness?

Why was I not invited?
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:44
*cough*

Oh, I didn't see that. Okay.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:45
There's collective silliness?

Why was I not invited?

I wasn't invited either, and I've been here since January of 2005. :D
New Callixtina
16-01-2007, 04:47
I prefer women who are dark haired, nice skin tone, thick black hair is my favorite. Dark eyes, exotic, olive skin. As for body types, Im not to big on skin-and-bones, just height/weight proportioned and healthy. I like a girl who takes care of herself, but is not too "girly" or high maintenance (constantly preening, spending 3 hours getting ready, etc..)

As for men, I like guys who have longer hair, tattoos are a big turn on, some chest hair. I also have a thing for asian guys too. I like guys who are in shape and taller than average.
Ladamesansmerci
16-01-2007, 04:48
Ditto!

Ilie needs to join the collective silliness. *nod*
She does. She will love it. *nods back*
How many NSers do you have now, anyway? 30? :p
No way he has 30. :p
There's collective silliness?

Why was I not invited?
Because you're not on our MSN lists. Tell Kan to add you or something. I'm too lazy to.
I wasn't invited either, and I've been here since January of 2005. :D
Do you even have MSN?
Kanabia
16-01-2007, 04:48
There's collective silliness?

Why was I not invited?

Everyone is invited. *nods*

How many NSers do you have now, anyway? 30? :p

Ugh, closer to 50, ex NSers included, but there's only about 10 or so I talk to with any regularity or even know who they are.
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 04:48
Last time I checked, you're still a woman stuck in a MAN's body. :p
Yes, and thank God it's not a short body (or a fat or ugly one :D).

And don't even come close to me on your bad days. :p
A little moodiness on my part never hurt anyone... much. :)
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:49
I like a girl who takes care of herself, but is not too "girly" or high maintenance (constantly preening, spending 3 hours getting ready, etc..)

Same here, as I forgot to mention this in my original post. I prefer women who don't resort to makeup and lipstick, really.
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:49
Ditto!

Ilie needs to join the collective silliness. *nod*

And how would I go about doing that? I am a fan of collective silliness...
Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 04:50
But I want to be at least a LITTLE bit taller. I'm 5'5" right now, and I don't want to be short. It's difficult to talk down at people when you're looking up at them. :p

Thanks, Europa. You just reassured me sooooooooo much. I'm going to hide in a corner and cry now.

That's not bad at all. Petite can be real hot....

PS: Poll!
Ilie
16-01-2007, 04:50
She does. She will love it. *nods back*

No way he has 30. :p

Because you're not on our MSN lists. Tell Kan to add you or something. I'm too lazy to.

Do you even have MSN?

Do I have to have MSN? I think I might have it somewhere...
Europa Maxima
16-01-2007, 04:50
I prefer women who are dark haired, nice skin tone, thick black hair is my favorite. Dark eyes, exotic, olive skin. As for body types, Im not to big on skin-and-bones, just height/weight proportioned and healthy.
Rail thin can be hot on guys, so long as it doesn't look anorexic. :)
Ladamesansmerci
16-01-2007, 04:51
Everyone is invited. *nods*

Ugh, closer to 50, ex NSers included, but there's only about 10 or so I talk to with any regularity or even know who they are.
;)

You know who I am, right? :p

I'm only talking to you right now.
Yes, and thank God it's not a short body (or a fat or ugly one :D).

A little moodiness on my part never hurt anyone... much. :)
Yes, mock us short people again, why don't you? One day, the midgets will rise up and take over the world. You just wait.

*insert whipping smilie here* :p
Potarius
16-01-2007, 04:52
Do you even have MSN?

Eh, yeah. I even posted it publicly once (got a nice surprise by getting Jordaxia, and a not-so-nice surprise by getting... somebody whose name I've since decided to forget and can't even remember).

If you want it, TG me. :p
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:53
:(

My MSN's right there.
Kanabia
16-01-2007, 04:56
And how would I go about doing that? I am a fan of collective silliness...

Do I have to have MSN? I think I might have it somewhere...

Yes, yes you do. :p My email is in my profile. Collective silliness awaits! Hop to it! ;)

;)

You know who I am, right? :p

I'm only talking to you right now.

>.>

Yes.

<.<
Ladamesansmerci
16-01-2007, 04:57
That's not bad at all. Petite can be real hot....

PS: Poll!
but I'm not petite. :(

Can I vote for most of the options on the poll? I do like most of them.
Do I have to have MSN? I think I might have it somewhere...
Find it, and TG me your MSN. Then you can be in on the collective silly-ness.
Eh, yeah. I even posted it publicly once (got a nice surprise by getting Jordaxia, and a not-so-nice surprise by getting... somebody whose name I've since decided to forget and can't even remember).

If you want it, TG me. :p
Why don't you TG me with the MSN? I don't want to go through all that work.

Btw, MattyBee, you're added on my MSN already.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 04:57
Yes, yes you do. :p My email is in my profile. Collective silliness awaits! Hop to it! ;)


It tells me I have you added, but I can't find your name. D:
Townsburgiatopia
16-01-2007, 04:58
I gotta love my school. Lots of awkward height situations.

Grand majority of guys break 6', while the grand majority of gals are happy if they break 5' 6''.

Fun fun!
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 05:43
Holy crap you're tall! :eek:

*hides and suffers in her shortness*

Aw, don't hide or suffer. Revel in your shortness! Laugh at the silly beanpole-like giants with their silly long legs! Who needs 'em? :p
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 05:48
Aw, don't hide or suffer. Revel in your shortness! Laugh at the silly beanpole-like giants with their silly long legs! Who needs 'em? :p

Me.
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 05:52
Me.

Even better. While the silly tall people are off chasing each other, I can claim all the hot short guys for my own. Mwa ha ha ha!
New Callixtina
16-01-2007, 05:56
Rail thin can be hot on guys, so long as it doesn't look anorexic. :)


Isnt that an oxymoron??? How can you be "rail thin" and not look anorexic? This is not a good look on women and especially not a good look on men.
Harlesburg
16-01-2007, 06:00
I like my men...
Scoring tries for my local Rugby teams
Scoring runs for my local Cricket teams
Taking wickets for my local Cricket teams
Passsing for 4 Touchdowns and no interceptions with 300yard games
My Runningbacks having 1000+ yard seasons
Basketballers getting carrer highs in all stats
Ice Hockey players being teh shizz
Goaltenders having Shutouts

Thats the type of guy i like.:)
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 06:04
Even better. While the silly tall people are off chasing each other, I can claim all the hot short guys for my own. Mwa ha ha ha!

They're all angry. Clearly you didn't read the thread. :p
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 06:06
Isnt that an oxymoron??? How can you be "rail thin" and not look anorexic? This is not a good look on women and especially not a good look on men.

Given that it is eminently possible to be thin while eating plenty of food, one can obviously look thin without looking like one is starving oneself. While I know this thread asked for shallow opinions, there's something of a difference between saying "Personally, I like X body type" and "Universally, anyone who does not have X body type looks like they have a horrible disease."
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 06:10
They're all angry. Clearly you didn't read the thread. :p

I like aggressive men. Clearly you didn't read the thread either! :D


Edit: (Actually, "aggressive" isn't really the right word. I despise "macho" men, after all. But angry enough to give me a good hard spanking would be just fine...) :p
New Stalinberg
16-01-2007, 06:20
Everyone has to watch out for short guys. My dad's 5'8", and even still, he has some nasty aggression issues. Of course, he was about 5'4" until he was 22...

Not all short guys are bad, but most of the ones I've dealt with have really short tempers.

You know what? Seth Green, The ghost of Sammy Davis Jr, Michael J Fox, Davey Jones, Paul Simon, and myself are going to have the world's greatest party and you are sure as hell not going to be on the invitation list.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 06:24
You know what? Seth Green, The ghost of Sammy Davis Jr, Michael J Fox, Davey Jones, Paul Simon, and myself are going to have the world's greatest party and you are sure as hell not going to be on the invitation list.

See? I told you that most of them have short tempers...

...Meanie.
New Stalinberg
16-01-2007, 06:27
See? I told you that most of them have short tempers...

...Meanie.

No.

You're stereotype is wrong and stupid.
Nova Magna Germania
16-01-2007, 06:29
Not many into blonds, eh?
Wallonochia
16-01-2007, 06:33
Holy crap you're tall! :eek:

*hides and suffers in her shortness*

Don't worry about it. I've only dated one girl taller than you, and she was only 5'10". It's funny because it's not that I really have a thing for short girls, it just always seems to work out that way.

I once dated a girl who was 5' on the dot, and since I'm 6'3 a lot of comedy ensued.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 06:35
I like aggressive men. Clearly you didn't read the thread either! :D


Edit: (Actually, "aggressive" isn't really the right word. I despise "macho" men, after all. But angry enough to give me a good hard spanking would be just fine...) :p

Your rejection is making me want to beat you. :p
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 06:45
Your rejection is making me want to beat you. :p

Heh. Don't do that - I'm being all celibate at the moment, and threatening to smack a celibate masochist just isn't fair. :p

(And, hey, it's not like I actually have anything against silly beanpole-like tall people. If they're sitting down, they can be just as cute as people in my own general height range!)
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 06:47
Heh. Don't do that - I'm being all celibate at the moment, and threatening to smack a celibate masochist just isn't fair. :p

(And, hey, it's not like I actually have anything against silly beanpole-like tall people. If they're sitting down, they can be just as cute as people in my own general height range!)

Celibacy is overrated. *cracks knuckles*
Poliwanacraca
16-01-2007, 07:02
Celibacy is overrated. *cracks knuckles*

*grin* Trust me, I don't overrate it. It's just better than the alternative at present, in much the same way that, say, having an appendectomy is more pleasant than having appendicitis. :p
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 07:03
*grin* Trust me, I don't overrate it. It's just better than the alternative at present, in much the same way that, say, having an appendectomy is more pleasant than having appendicitis. :p

I said it's overrated. *cracks knuckles again, backhands into a TG*
Pure Metal
16-01-2007, 10:47
Boys like this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQ_pweuEmU)

that boy irritates me for some reason
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 11:03
Look no further ladies...I am exactly what you desire in a man:D
Delator
16-01-2007, 11:35
*is male*
*is doing what every other male seemingly did* :p

There are exactly three things that I look for in a woman (physically anyways)...

1. A nice smile...it speaks volumes about a person's personality.
2. Long hair preferred, but not necessary
3. They aren't taller than me (5'10")

After that, well...I am certainly not picky about build, hair color, clothing style, and so forth. I have preferences like anyone else, but I don't blindly adhere to them...variety is good. :)
Cabra West
16-01-2007, 12:41
Tall, short, muscular, slim; eye, hair, skin color; penis size, dimples, moles, long hair, short hair, facial hair, hairy, smooth...etc...You have any type? And no crap like, "sense of humor". This thread will be 100% shallow. Just physical qualities...

And I'm not gonna restrict it to females only, just write your gender before your answer please.

Well, the poll is kind of lousy. Why would put up only skinny and muscular? I like neither.
I don't care what haircolour the guy has, and I have no idea at all how much 6' is supposed to be.
I think a little belly is absolutely cute, I adore guys with long hair, and I love interesting faces. Nice skin, and something that catches my attention about it.

Other than that, nice hands. Biting fingernails is a huge turn-off.
And nice smell. There's nothing like a horrible after shave to make me lose all interest.
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 13:07
*An annonimous woman stands up*

"I think Kulikovia has all the rights qualities that I a woman would find interesting and attractive"
Harlesburg
16-01-2007, 13:20
*An annonimous woman stands up*

"I think Kulikovia has all the rights qualities that I a woman would find interesting and attractive"
Kulikovia, do you and i know ach other from somewhere?
A different Internet site perhaps?
You seem to remind me of someone...
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 13:23
I dunno. What other site do you speak of?
Myralon
16-01-2007, 13:25
okeydokey

Yeah, I'm short. We'll call me 5' (though it's more like 4' 11 3/4")

I like guys that are about 6 inches taller than me, max. More than that, and it's just ridiculous.

Kinda shaggy hair is good, dark hair preferable. Dark eyes too. Dark complexion would be nice.

As I'm small in all dimensions, my guy had better not (for my health) be hung. Or else he and I are going to have serious issues in bed :)
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 13:26
Myralon...I'm perfect for you;)

Except I don't have shaggy hair
Myralon
16-01-2007, 13:29
(and for the record, me:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4062/guns012copyns3.jpg)


But I'm really not that picky when it comes to guys.

Or rather, I am. But I pretend not to be :p
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 13:31
Nothing sexier than a chick with a gun;)
Myralon
16-01-2007, 13:32
'speshally when she knows how to use it. ;)
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 13:33
The only thing sexier than a chick with a gun is a Navy Cop with a gun (me)
Myralon
16-01-2007, 13:34
Lessee a picture then :D


Oh. and one other thing.

I don't dig guys more than 25....I'm only 19...more of an age difference is just weird.
Harlesburg
16-01-2007, 13:34
I dunno. What other site do you speak of?
Paradisebeach?
MOBRA?
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 13:35
Uhhh...Paradisebeach sounds familiar. Was there someone else with my name?
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 13:36
Lessee a picture then :D


Oh. and one other thing.

I don't dig guys more than 25....I'm only 19...more of an age difference is just weird.

I would if I had one to give. I'm not using my computer right now. Oh yeah, I'm 19 too. I'm trying to get a pic on myspace.
Harlesburg
16-01-2007, 13:39
Uhhh...Paradisebeach sounds familiar. Was there someone else with my name?
Tribes?
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 13:40
No...never heard of tribes.

Sorry ladies by Kuli's gotta get back to work (defending freedom, foiling terrorist plots, checking ID's at the gate, combating ninja bears)
Myralon
16-01-2007, 13:45
oh you brave navy-man, you

*swoons*

:D
Cabra West
16-01-2007, 13:55
Nothing sexier than a chick with a gun;)

Nope... doesn't do anything for me.
Give me a chick with some lingerie anytime. :D
Jello Biafra
16-01-2007, 14:00
Anyway, I'm 6ft <Clicks 6ft+>

Yes, and thank God it's not a short body (or a fat or ugly one :D).<Demands proof.>
Isidoor
16-01-2007, 14:19
what exactly is a smooth man?
Cabra West
16-01-2007, 14:25
what exactly is a smooth man?

One who shaves :D
Isidoor
16-01-2007, 14:30
One who shaves :D

ah i see

anyway, weren't you a straight woman? so why do you like chicks with lingerie then? (not that i don't agree with you, lingerie >>> guns)
Cabra West
16-01-2007, 14:44
ah i see

anyway, weren't you a straight woman? so why do you like chicks with lingerie then? (not that i don't agree with you, lingerie >>> guns)

Woman, yes. Straight, no. I like both girls and guys :)
Carisbrooke
16-01-2007, 14:53
Canadian
Red East
16-01-2007, 14:58
Is that even a real eye color? :confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/Lasteen/KopiaavHmmm001.png

Close enough, no? ;)
Orlzenheimerness
16-01-2007, 15:27
I'm a sucker for a cute smile, makes me laugh, strong/muscly, slim, taller than me...(but not too tall)... Blue eyes... Close to my age...

I'm picky...... ;)
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 16:02
I'm a sucker for a cute smile, makes me laugh, strong/muscly, slim, taller than me...(but not too tall)... Blue eyes... Close to my age...

I'm picky...... ;)

Then I'm perfect for you too. except I have hazel eyes (which are perfect in my opinion)
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 16:03
Nope... doesn't do anything for me.
Give me a chick with some lingerie anytime. :D

Well...a chick wearing lingerie while holding a gun.
Cabra West
16-01-2007, 16:11
Well...a chick wearing lingerie while holding a gun.

No, thanks. I can't imagine a bigger turn-off than guns. Even nail-biting's better....
Pure Metal
16-01-2007, 16:13
No, thanks. I can't imagine a bigger turn-off than guns. Even nail-biting's better....

bad teeth. that's the biggest of the lot to me


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Class1type2.jpg/200px-Class1type2.jpg

:eek:
Cabra West
16-01-2007, 16:18
bad teeth. that's the biggest of the lot to me

:eek:

Ugh... no, the gun still looks worse to me. Or rather, both would look equally totally unattractive to me.
Bitchkitten
16-01-2007, 16:20
My ideal woman would have red hair, long legs, enjoy British literature, and her Cigarettes would be menthols...

Unfortunately I've stopped dying my hair red.
Ilie
16-01-2007, 16:21
bad teeth. that's the biggest of the lot to me


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Class1type2.jpg/200px-Class1type2.jpg

:eek:

My sister used to have teeth like that, her adult canines just grew in above her baby canines, which never fell out. It was scary! We called her a vampire and whatnot. The miracle of modern orthodonture fixed it right up, she looks totally hot now. You'd never know.
Bitchkitten
16-01-2007, 16:24
I'm bigger, better looking, I have a better voice, and I have more hair. I win.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0008.jpg?t=1168912907

And just so you know, my hair's grown out a bit since this picture was taken. It's only been a few weeks, but my hair does grow quite fast.

As far as my preference goes, I like women who are anywhere from 5'3" to 5'8", heavy-set (big, not fat --- substance is better than little or naught), with medium-long hair and bright eyes (not necessarily bright in color, though blue is much liked). A nice face is necessary, as well. I know that this thread is about men, but hey, I'm stating what I like, and that's how it goes. Everyone else is doing it! :pOMG! You're in love with me! Too bad I'm about twice your age.
Orlzenheimerness
16-01-2007, 16:28
Then I'm perfect for you too. except I have hazel eyes (which are perfect in my opinion)

Hazel!! That's good too!!
Hurrah!! I have found myself a man...I'm no good at small talk... Let's cut to the chase...
Will you marry me!?! ;)
Lol! Only Joking!!
Pure Metal
16-01-2007, 16:29
My sister used to have teeth like that, her adult canines just grew in above her baby canines, which never fell out. It was scary! We called her a vampire and whatnot. The miracle of modern orthodonture fixed it right up, she looks totally hot now. You'd never know.

actually that pic's not so bad. its a bit weird and icky, but its more of a medical/biological thing and just... happens.
what's really the turn-off is unhygenic teeth - people who don't care. i'm not a nut for dental hygene at all, but i just think bad teeth like that look simply horrible (i met a girl once who had *the* worst teeth i'd ever seen and felt pysically sick just being in view of her mouth....)


sadly i can't find a suitable image on google to illustrate my point :(
Potarius
16-01-2007, 16:30
OMG! You're in love with me! Too bad I'm about twice your age.

Bah!

Though I must add that I only accept prospects who don't have Southern accents. Well, under most circumstances.

It wouldn't be that way, but with the jerks I have to live with, that's just how it is. :p
Ilie
16-01-2007, 16:30
actually that pic's not so bad. its a bit weird and icky, but its more of a medical/biological thing and just... happens.
what's really the turn-off is unhygenic teeth - people who don't care. i'm not a nut for dental hygene at all, but i just think bad teeth like that look simply horrible (i met a girl once who had *the* worst teeth i'd ever seen and felt pysically sick just being in view of her mouth....)


sadly i can't find a suitable image on google to illustrate my point :(

Ew, yes, please don't find one.
Pure Metal
16-01-2007, 16:32
Ew, yes, please don't find one.

god i wish i had a pic of that girl now :P
yellow teeth with bits of old food stuck between them, gaps and wonky bits, a stange cake of this foamy-looking stuff covering the front of them, black bits and brown bits peering out between the putrid and stinking yellow, breath that could kill a yak... you get the picture :p
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 16:33
Hazel!! That's good too!!
Hurrah!! I have found myself a man...I'm no good at small talk... Let's cut to the chase...
Will you marry me!?! ;)
Lol! Only Joking!!

I thought you'd never ask! Now, I finally have happiness in my life!

*Gets down on knees, pulls out a box and opens it up, revealing a ring*

Orlzenheimerness...will you marry me? ;)
Bitchkitten
16-01-2007, 16:34
Tall. Though this is not a deal breaker, I prefer guys over 6 foot.
Very little body hair. Smooth shaven. Hairy backs are totally a deal breaker.
Lean, though since I'm less lean than I used to be I've grown a little more tolerant here.
I have a slight preference for dark haired men, but it's not a big deal. Same goes for blue eyes.
I've mostly dated men younger than myself, but most of the available men my age have kids. Not crazy about kids.
And lucky for me, spending so much time online, I like guys that are just a little geeky.
Potarius
16-01-2007, 16:34
god i wish i had a pic of that girl now :P
yellow teeth with bits of old food stuck between them, gaps and wonky bits, a stange cake of this foamy-looking stuff covering the front of them, black bits and brown bits peering out between the putrid and stinking yellow, breath that could kill a yak... you get the picture :p

Breath that could down a Yak would be even more horrible.

Legendary, even.
Bitchkitten
16-01-2007, 16:37
Bah!

Though I must add that I only accept prospects who don't have Southern accents. Well, under most circumstances.

It wouldn't be that way, but with the jerks I have to live with, that's just how it is. :p*sigh* I do have a tad of a Texas accent. And for crying out loud, you lived in Houston! I'm living in the backwoods of Oklahoma. I don't even want to compare the number of idiots per capita.
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 16:38
Please...southwest PA is rife with idiots (except me)
Orlzenheimerness
16-01-2007, 16:38
I thought you'd never ask! Now, I finally have happiness in my life!

*Gets down on knees, pulls out a box and opens it up, revealing a ring*

Orlzenheimerness...will you marry me? ;)

*Gasp*
Yes!! Woot!! I'm a married woman now!!
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 16:40
Finally...I've found happiness:D
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 16:41
Ladies of NS I have some terrible news...I'm no longer single!

I know you're all devestated by this...but I'm sure that there's a guy out there for each and every one of you. Though, he'll never be as good as me;)
Ilie
16-01-2007, 16:51
god i wish i had a pic of that girl now :P
yellow teeth with bits of old food stuck between them, gaps and wonky bits, a stange cake of this foamy-looking stuff covering the front of them, black bits and brown bits peering out between the putrid and stinking yellow, breath that could kill a yak... you get the picture :p

Ugh, what's wrong with you?! Keep that mental picture to yourself. :mad:
Ilie
16-01-2007, 16:51
Ladies of NS I have some terrible news...I'm no longer single!

I know you're all devestated by this...but I'm sure that there's a guy out there for each and every one of you. Though, he'll never be as good as me;)

Whatever. :cool:
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 16:53
Ilie...you don't need to pretend that you're not affected by this. I'm sorry, but it just wasn't going to work out.

We can still be friends:p

(I always wanted to say that to a girl)
Ilie
16-01-2007, 16:58
Ilie...you don't need to pretend that you're not affected by this. I'm sorry, but it just wasn't going to work out.

We can still be friends:p

(I always wanted to say that to a girl)

Haha! Oy vey. Well, I'll take one for the team. (The...female team?)
Eve Online
16-01-2007, 16:59
I prefer guys who are women. I likes women.

That's my vote as well.
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 17:00
Haha! Oy vey. Well, I'll take one for the team. (The...female team?)

I just blindly assumed you were a female
Isidoor
16-01-2007, 17:02
I just blindly assumed you were a female

good advice: before you ask someone to marry you, make sure she is.
Pure Metal
16-01-2007, 17:05
*Gasp*
Yes!! Woot!! I'm a married woman now!!

yay another NS marriage;)
Farnhamia
16-01-2007, 17:08
I prefer guys who are women. I likes women.

Me, too. :D
Neesika
16-01-2007, 17:11
Shallow? Oh I can do that. But it's still not really all that based on physical appearance other than I like my men to be fairly fit. And taller than me (which isn't hard since I'm only 5'). I tend to go for darker-skinned guys, but I don't turn my nose up at white guys either;) So what do I like in a guy? The ability to instantly turn me on to the point where I am frankly willing to do whatever he wants me to. What decides that? None of your damn business…those that have that ability, figure it out pretty quick when I get that glazed look in my eye…
New Stalinberg
16-01-2007, 17:11
No, thanks. I can't imagine a bigger turn-off than guns. Even nail-biting's better....

Really? That's too bad seeing as how I keep one of these (http://www.toad.net/~parndt/mosin1.jpg) with this (http://www.lawranceordnance.com/new/images/bayonets/russian-9130.jpg) right next to it. I guess things just weren't meant to be. :p
Ilie
16-01-2007, 18:07
I just blindly assumed you were a female

Interesting! I am, you guessed correctly, but I believe it was because of the way people here were addressing me. When I first joined, I took great pains to be ambiguious about my gender, and people assumed I was male. The fact that my handle is a male name in Romania probably helped my case.
Ilie
16-01-2007, 18:09
No, thanks. I can't imagine a bigger turn-off than guns. Even nail-biting's better....

I don't like guns either, but I don't mind a nail-biter. In fact, I prefer it, because I bite the shit out of my own nails. I like men who share my vices.
Kanabia
16-01-2007, 18:12
The fact that my handle is a male name in Romania probably helped my case.

I assumed from the start (perhaps incorrectly) that it was short for Iliana and thus that you were female.
Ilie
16-01-2007, 18:18
I assumed from the start (perhaps incorrectly) that it was short for Iliana and thus that you were female.

Really! See, I think Iliana is a stupid, overblown, frou frou name. Once you're getting into four-syllable territory, you need to question your motives.
Snafturi
16-01-2007, 18:23
It's hard for me to say what my type of guy is. I have a definate type when it comes to women. I randomly find myself attracted to guys. Most of the guys I find attractive have brown hair, but not always. I like expressive eyes. As far as muscular, skinny, ect. it depends on the guy. I am always attracted to unusual features, on men and women alike. But I won't look twice at a guy who's not unique in some way.
LiberationFrequency
16-01-2007, 18:30
It's hard for me to say what my type of guy is. I have a definate type when it comes to women. I randomly find myself attracted to guys. Most of the guys I find attractive have brown hair, but not always. I like expressive eyes. As far as muscular, skinny, ect. it depends on the guy. I am always attracted to unusual features, on men and women alike. But I won't look twice at a guy who's not unique in some way.

So you can tell with one look whether someone is unique or not?
Ilie
16-01-2007, 18:31
So you can tell with one look whether someone is unique or not?

I suppose most people would be able to do that.
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 18:32
Interesting! I am, you guessed correctly, but I believe it was because of the way people here were addressing me. When I first joined, I took great pains to be ambiguious about my gender, and people assumed I was male. The fact that my handle is a male name in Romania probably helped my case.

I'm just that good:p
Kanabia
16-01-2007, 18:38
Really! See, I think Iliana is a stupid, overblown, frou frou name. Once you're getting into four-syllable territory, you need to question your motives.
Now now, it's entirely possible to have a bland and terribly boring name four syllables or more in length. Like me. :)
Farnhamia
16-01-2007, 19:03
Really! See, I think Iliana is a stupid, overblown, frou frou name. Once you're getting into four-syllable territory, you need to question your motives.

Or rather your parents' motives. :p I don't have kids and I'm not likely to have any unless someone drops one off in a basket on the front porch, but I heard it said that expectant parents should make a point of saying the name they've chosen for their progeny out loud to each other several times. After all, if you're going to stick the poor little blighter with the name, you should think about what that's going to be like.
NomadicPeoplesdom
16-01-2007, 19:15
ok, we have what boils down to an "ASL check" with a tag line like "IPs of People choosing unnecessarily too many opt will be ret. and they'll beHuntDOWN" and we're calling it scholarly?:confused:
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 19:34
okeydokey

Yeah, I'm short. We'll call me 5' (though it's more like 4' 11 3/4")

I like guys that are about 6 inches taller than me, max. More than that, and it's just ridiculous.

Kinda shaggy hair is good, dark hair preferable. Dark eyes too. Dark complexion would be nice.

As I'm small in all dimensions, my guy had better not (for my health) be hung. Or else he and I are going to have serious issues in bed :)

I'm waaaaaaaaay too tall for you. But I can carry you around, and with our combined powers we'll be a tower of... something!~
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 19:36
ok, we have what boils down to an "ASL check" with a tag line like "IPs of People choosing unnecessarily too many opt will be ret. and they'll beHuntDOWN" and we're calling it scholarly?:confused:

I don't think we're actually calling it 'scholarly' in a serious sense.

silly foox.
Illuve
16-01-2007, 19:41
My type of man: decent to muscular body, the hairier the better!!! Facial hair is great, as is back hair. Tattoos and piercings can make me tingle too.
Rainbowwws
16-01-2007, 20:07
The only one I could check off was lean/skinny because I don't care for muscle.
A little tummy is OK too, as long as its just a little. And I don't limit myself to
only one hair or skin colour.
Mattybee
16-01-2007, 20:21
The only one I could check off was lean/skinny because I don't care for muscle.
A little tummy is OK too, as long as its just a little. And I don't limit myself to
only one hair or skin colour.

What about.... rainbow-colored skin? >_>
Isidoor
16-01-2007, 20:27
A little tummy is OK too

i'm getting a little tummy. but i don't want to.
*constantly repeats to self*
must drink less, must move more
Eve Online
16-01-2007, 20:31
i'm getting a little tummy. but i don't want to.
*constantly repeats to self*
must drink less, must move more

Just lay off the beer. I know, I know, that's heresy...
Carnivorous Lickers
16-01-2007, 20:39
Shallow? Oh I can do that. But it's still not really all that based on physical appearance other than I like my men to be fairly fit. And taller than me (which isn't hard since I'm only 5'). I tend to go for darker-skinned guys, but I don't turn my nose up at white guys either;) So what do I like in a guy? The ability to instantly turn me on to the point where I am frankly willing to do whatever he wants me to. What decides that? None of your damn business…those that have that ability, figure it out pretty quick when I get that glazed look in my eye…

You're probably very responsive to someone that can physically and roughly make you do what they want.
Isidoor
16-01-2007, 20:41
Just lay off the beer. I know, I know, that's heresy...

yes, it's kind of a dilemma. i like duvel. and i like it a lot. so on an average week i drink about 5-8 wich probably is the cause for the beginning tummy. and i also don't move a lot - except maybe dancing, i like to dance - wich causes a lack of muscles.
but on the other hand i don't like tummy's at all. Except for the obvious ones (like a beard, or ugly teeth) being fat is one of my greatest turn-off's.
Eve Online
16-01-2007, 20:42
yes, it's kind of a dilemma. i like duvel. and i like it a lot. so on an average week i drink about 5-8 wich probably is the cause for the beginning tummy. and i also don't move a lot - except maybe dancing, i like to dance - wich causes a lack of muscles.
but on the other hand i don't like tummy's at all. Except for the obvious ones (like a beard, or ugly teeth) being fat is one of my greatest turn-off's.

The only way to lay off beer is move to a country where the beer sucks.

Belgium is not a safe place to be if you're trying to stop drinking beer.
Rainbowwws
16-01-2007, 20:42
yes, it's kind of a dilemma. i like duvel. and i like it a lot. so on an average week i drink about 5-8 wich probably is the cause for the beginning tummy. and i also don't move a lot - except maybe dancing, i like to dance - wich causes a lack of muscles.
but on the other hand i don't like tummy's at all. Except for the obvious ones (like a beard, or ugly teeth) being fat is one of my greatest turn-off's.

Well, a tummy is OK but I don't like drinkers.
Rainbowwws
16-01-2007, 20:43
What about.... rainbow-colored skin? >_>

Rainbows Are Pretty
Kulikovia
16-01-2007, 20:43
Come on ladies, can any of you honestly stand there and find someone better than me?;)