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Tall, short, muscular, slim; eye, hair, skin color; penis size, dimples, moles, long hair, short hair, facial hair, hairy, smooth...etc...You have any type? And no crap like, "sense of humor". This thread will be 100% shallow. Just physical qualities...

And I'm not gonna restrict it to females only, just write your gender before your answer please.

I prefer guys who are women. I likes women.

I don't like either gender, but golden eyes are cool.

I prefer guys who are women. I likes women.
That'd be shemales, then? :p

That'd be shemales, then? :p

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls its a mixed up muddled up shook up world, except for Lola, Lo lo lo lo lola...

My gender and sexuality are quite obviously known by now, so I will not mention either.

Anyway, I prefer blonde (and long-haired), brown-eyed, around my height (6ft1), either skinny or muscular and somewhat hairy. Keine facial hair. Being hung certainly does not hurt (much). Goth makeup and clothing style are a plus.

My ideal woman would have red hair, long legs, enjoy British literature, and her Cigarettes would be menthols...

That'd be shemales, then? :p

Hah. Reminds me, the one time I've ever been properly "flamed" on this forum was when I used the term "shemale" instead of whatever the PC alternative is.. :p I don't remember who it was, but whoever it was really flew off the handle. I think they preferred "non-gendered-individual" or something.. :p

That'd be shemales, then? :p

No, they're women who are men. Duh :rolleyes:

Nice. People shitting in my scholarly thread. :(

mute ones

No, they're women who are men. Duh :rolleyes:

Like women with strap ons?

Nice. People shitting in my scholarly thread. :(
Ah. You're new here. That'd explain the naivety.

Nice. People shitting in my scholarly thread. :(
Scolarly-ness is overrated.


As is spelling.

I only really like my husband.

He is tall, and muscular, and has brown hair and blue eyes, and has a lot of body hair......for some reason his beard grows in red:confused:

Hah. Reminds me, the one time I've ever been properly "flamed" on this forum was when I used the term "shemale" instead of whatever the PC alternative is.. :p I don't remember who it was, but whoever it was really flew off the handle. I think they preferred "non-gendered-individual" or something.. :p

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was either Labrador, or Bottle.

Hah. Reminds me, the one time I've ever been properly "flamed" on this forum was when I used the term "shemale" instead of whatever the PC alternative is.. :p I don't remember who it was, but whoever it was really flew off the handle. I think they preferred "non-gendered-individual" or something.. :p

No, it's lady-gentleman.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was either Labrador, or Bottle.

Heh.. I wish I could remember, but it was a year or so ago. In any case, I got a chuckle, since I was sincerely offering an opinion, and the reply I got was something like "bigots like you should die," or something.. took me a while to figure out that it was the *word* and not the opinion at issue. Strange world. :)

I don't like either gender, but golden eyes are cool.

Is that even a real eye color? :confused:

Is that even a real eye color? :confused:

"Hazel" maybe?

Hah. Reminds me, the one time I've ever been properly "flamed" on this forum was when I used the term "shemale" instead of whatever the PC alternative is.. :p I don't remember who it was, but whoever it was really flew off the handle. I think they preferred "non-gendered-individual" or something.. :p


The proper term would be ... Transwoman, at least when you are talking about transsexuals.

looking forward to glitziness' post here.... hmm...


i like my men women.

"Hazel" maybe?
Eh, I always pegged hazel as more of a greeny-brown.

Purely shallow, eh?

Well, then I like my men fairly short (though still at least an inch or two taller than me), clean-shaven or lightly stubbly, fairly slender, in reasonable physical shape but not excessively muscular (guys in ads for fitness equipment are never, ever attractive), with hair long enough to bury my fingers in but not so long that they look like a girl, and in possession of a cute smile and a pair of beautiful hands. I like them to be noticeably more physically powerful than I, and thus capable of effectively restraining me.

Also, does possession of a good singing voice count as a shallow physical trait? Because I can't honestly imagine finding a tone-deaf fellow very attractive. I like singing duets with my boys. :)

As for the other things, I've never had a strong preference as to hair color, eye color, body hair or lack thereof, or anything like that.

What I look for in a girl- is any sort of interest in me.

Nice. People shitting in my scholarly thread. :(

This is a pattern in general.

This is a pattern in general.

*lung explodes in laughter*

Ow...Dammit Jenrak...

Is that even a real eye color? :confused:

I've met one person in my life who really did have genuinely golden eyes, so yes, they exist, but they're rare.

....I like them to be noticeably more physically powerful than I, and thus capable of effectively restraining me....


And you are male or female?

Is that even a real eye color? :confused:

Well, the Phantom of the Opera had golden eyes in the original novel...:p

And you are male or female?

Female, and a pretty tiny female at that. Finding guys stronger than I am has never been much of a challenge, admittedly. :)

Female, and a pretty tiny female at that. Finding guys stronger than I am has never been much of a challenge, admittedly. :)

So, you like it rough? :D But I guess you like guys like 5'9, 5'10, from your description?

*lung explodes in laughter*

Ow...Dammit Jenrak...

Sorry, heh. :cool:

So, you like it rough? :D
Is there any other way? ;)

Is there any other way? ;)#

I think I freaked her out...

So, you like it rough? :D But I guess you like guys like 5'9, 5'10, from your description?

5'6'' or 5'7'' would be closer to my ideal, actually. I'm short, and I don't like having to crane my neck just to kiss my partner.

And as for your first question...yeaaaah, you could say that. ;)

Boys like this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQ_pweuEmU)

#

I think I freaked her out...

Nah, I was just debating how detailed an answer I could give without freaking you out. :D

I like boobies.

On girls.

:cool:

5'6'' or 5'7'' would be closer to my ideal, actually. I'm short, and I don't like having to crane my neck just to kiss my partner.

And as for your first question...yeaaaah, you could say that. ;)

Why did I get an image of a giraffe bending down too kiss its young just then? As for the liking it rough, i'd advise you too stick too the top. =/

Why did I get an image of a giraffe bending down too kiss its young just then?

I don't know, but it IS a great image.

Nah, I was just debating how detailed an answer I could give without freaking you out. :D

Haha, great answer...

PS: 6'1 here...

I'm for hot guys.

Why did I get an image of a giraffe bending down too kiss its young just then? As for the liking it rough, i'd advise you too stick too the top. =/

Heh. You can advise me all you like, but that's unlikely to change what I find sexy. Kinks don't tend to respond to advice. :)

(You do remind me of the occasion a few years ago when my then-dom and I decided to try to switch roles. That lasted all of two pathetic, awkward minutes before he said, "Sweetie, do you hate this as much as I do?" and I said, "God, yes!" Then he helpfully tackled me.)

Boys like this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQ_pweuEmU)
He is cute. :D Definitely my type.

He is cute. :D Definitely my type.

Oh, yes! Don't ya wish your name was Johanna?

He is cute. :D Definitely my type.

He looks about 14.





And I think I recognize him.

He looks about 14.
So do many other guys my age. Neoteny is a boon.

He looks about 14.





And I think I recognize him.


He's 19, according to his profile. And it'd be weird if you knew him, 'cause I don't....I don't want to feel creepy, I just think he's a superb Anthony.

He's 19, according to his profile. And it'd be weird if you knew him, 'cause I don't....I don't want to feel creepy, I just think he's a superb Anthony.

If he's 19, I don't know him. But I think someone that looks a lot like him goes to my school.

It's sad that I'm tempted to post a picture here to see if I fit anyone's criteria.

:(

It's sad that I'm tempted to post a picture here to see if I fit anyone's criteria.

:(
No, it isn't.

No, it isn't.

Yeah, that sounds about normal. Provided your over 16-18, otherwise you might want to be worried about who finds you attractive.

Yeah, that sounds about normal. Provided your over 16-18, otherwise you might want to be worried about who finds you attractive.
Quite frankly, anything under that age is a total turn off. Anything beginning to fossilise is also not exactly something I'd want to associate with. :)

Quite frankly, anything under that age is a total turn off. Anything beginning to fossilise is also not exactly something I'd want to associate with. :)

Don't you mean over? 'Cause they don't fossilize young.


And it makes sense if you're about that age...

Don't you mean over? 'Cause they don't fossilize young.
Hence the 'also'. ;)


And it makes sense if you're about that age...
I'm around 20, so I guess so.

Hence the 'also'. ;)



I'm around 20, so I guess so.

No, no. I meant it's not creepy if someone your age finds you attractive. But on tha intartubes, there's no way to know.

I can't really explain what sort of girls I like, on a more serious note, as the girls I've liked (and the one I've dated) have been all over the place.

I meant it's not creepy if someone your age finds you attractive.
If it were, it wouldn't bode too well for reproduction in general. :)

I can't really explain what sort of girls I like, on a more serious note, as the girls I've liked (and the one I've dated) have been all over the place.
You did read the thread title, didn't you?

That wouldn't bode too well for reproduction. :)

Actually it does.

You did read the thread title, didn't you?

I assumed I should change the topic title to suit the gender of my preference. :rolleyes:

Actually it does.
How so?

I assumed I should change the topic title to suit the gender of my preference. :rolleyes:
Logical, in a twisted sort of way.

Boys like this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQ_pweuEmU)

I'm bigger, better looking, I have a better voice, and I have more hair. I win.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0008.jpg?t=1168912907

And just so you know, my hair's grown out a bit since this picture was taken. It's only been a few weeks, but my hair does grow quite fast.

As far as my preference goes, I like women who are anywhere from 5'3" to 5'8", heavy-set (big, not fat --- substance is better than little or naught), with medium-long hair and bright eyes (not necessarily bright in color, though blue is much liked). A nice face is necessary, as well. I know that this thread is about men, but hey, I'm stating what I like, and that's how it goes. Everyone else is doing it! :p

Logical, in a twisted sort of way.

I am twisted. Thank you. :D

I'm female, and I like guys tall, with dark hair (the darker the better), blue eyes (but not required), fair skin, not too chubby, muscular, not too much facial hair, and can take my oddities.

I only really like my husband.

He is tall, and muscular, and has brown hair and blue eyes, and has a lot of body hair......for some reason his beard grows in red:confused:

that usually happens with light brown or blond haired guys...

I'm bigger, better looking, I have a better voice, and I have more hair. I win.
For some reason I thought you were ugly. Amazingly, you're not. He is still cuter though.

I'm a guy and tend to like men exactly like David Wright. *dreamy eyes*


edit: For girls, i've been attracted to many different looks. I dislike alot of makeup, and tend not to love really tall women.

For some reason I thought you were ugly. Amazingly, you're not. He is still cuter though.

Depends on what you call "cute". I have much smoother features.

I've been mistaken for a girl many times in my life, and all of those times have been when my hair is long. The funniest time was in a Mexican restaurant...

...The waiter kept giving me these awkward looks, and then after a bit, he asked very cautiously, "...Boy or... Girl?" to which I responded (in my naturally deep voice), "I'm a guy.". His response? "You're a very pretty boy." The whole table burst with laughter (myself included, as well as the waiter), and we made jokes about me dressing in women's clothing to really fool people.

Fun times. I love it when I have long hair, because I always get comedy gold out of it.

We definitely hijacked this thread.

When I had long hair, I got mistaken for a girl. This is why it's no longer long (http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l319/OregonTrailZomg/n41306275_30579520_6764.jpg).

Fun times. I love it when I have long hair, because I always get comedy gold out of it.
I keep my hair long too (sort of like yours). Short hair is for kids as far as I am concerned. Amusing little anecdote by the way. :) I wonder if the waiter would've gone for you even after he found out.

We definitely hijacked this thread.

When I had long hair, I got mistaken for a girl. This is why it's no longer long (http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l319/OregonTrailZomg/n41306275_30579520_6764.jpg).

I can definitely see why, though I have to picture you with a normal facial expression. :p

I can definitely see why, though I have to picture you with a normal facial expression. :p
Imagine that is his normal expression. :eek:

I keep my hair long too (sort of like yours). Short hair is for kids as far as I am concerned. Amusing little anecdote by the way. :) I wonder if the waiter would've gone for you even after he found out.

Nah, he looked somewhat frightened (go ahead and guess why) when he found out I was a guy.

There was another time in the local super market that was equally funny. As I walked up and down the aisles, I noticed two guys around my age following me. Not only that, they were staring me down when I would face their direction. So, I decided to have a bit of fun, giving these glances and looks to them (which would make them turn their heads to see if I was still looking when they would leave the aisle).

I finally got close enough to them as I was walking down the baked goods aisle, so I decided to ask my brother a question (in my naturally deep voice, as you might guess). And then their eyes bulged, and they quickly turned around and walked very quickly to the next aisle.

I mean, shit, they should've been able to tell that I was a guy, anyway. I was taller (not just taller, bigger) than them, and I had a fucking Football jersey on!

Let's see. I prefer brown eyes (although green would be nice for a change), brown hair, and I like a guy to be fairly natural with regards to hair. No guys shaving their chests please. :P I like tall guys because I'm tall, and I don't care too much about build...frankly, I like enough fat on a guy so he's not totally hard and uncomfortable to cuddle with. Obese is not cool, obviously. Um, the way a guy smells is really important to me, but that's not really something I can describe. Not like cologne, just regular healthy body smell. Generally, I can be attracted to many types of guys, so I am pretty flexible.

We definitely hijacked this thread.

When I had long hair, I got mistaken for a girl. This is why it's no longer long (http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l319/OregonTrailZomg/n41306275_30579520_6764.jpg).

very cute :D

I mean, shit, they should've been able to tell that I was a guy, anyway. I was taller (not just taller, bigger) than them, and I had a fucking Football jersey on!
Girls can be tall and big. ;) Still, you must've made them feel like proper idiots.

I like tall guys because I'm tall

Specify, damnit! :p

Imagine that is his normal expression. :eek:

It isn't. :( I'm horribly bad at having expressions in pictures.

Nah, he looked somewhat frightened (go ahead and guess why) when he found out I was a guy.

There was another time in the local super market that was equally funny. As I walked up and down the aisles, I noticed two guys around my age following me. Not only that, they were staring me down when I would face their direction. So, I decided to have a bit of fun, giving these glances and looks to them (which would make them turn their heads to see if I was still looking when they would leave the aisle).

I finally got close enough to them as I was walking down the baked goods aisle, so I decided to ask my brother a question (in my naturally deep voice, as you might guess). And then their eyes bulged, and they quickly turned around and walked very quickly to the next aisle.

I mean, shit, they should've been able to tell that I was a guy, anyway. I was taller (not just taller, bigger) than them, and I had a fucking Football jersey on!

Oh, I think I can top that story.

I was at HersheyPark (a fairly well known amusement park in the US), and I had to go to the bathroom. So I head into the men's room, go up to one of the urinals, and start peeing.

An old man (in his 70s or so) comes by and asks me if I'M IN THE RIGHT BATHROOM.

I sorta gestured down and said, "Uh... I'm pretty sure."

Old people are silly.

Girls can be tall and big. ;) Still, you must've made them feel like proper idiots.

1: True. They probably thought that I was of Laura Prepon's ilk. Build-wise, anyway.

2: Oh, definitely. I have plenty of stories like this, but I'll save them for later. :p

Oh, I think I can top that story.

I was at HersheyPark (a fairly well known amusement park in the US), and I had to go to the bathroom. So I head into the men's room, go up to one of the urinals, and start peeing.

An old man (in his 70s or so) comes by and asks me if I'M IN THE RIGHT BATHROOM.

I sorta gestured down and said, "Uh... I'm pretty sure."

Old people are silly.

That's nothing special, as I've totally silenced public bathrooms when I've had long hair... Though nobody's ever said anything to me in that situation. :p

And dude, I'm in the States, too...

stricly shallow...

chinese/korean/japanese men with facial hair are incredibly sexy.

well-built cowboy wearing jeans, western shirt, boots.

tall native american with long black hair.

realistically...

a man over 50 who has all his teeth.

That's nothing special, as I've totally silenced public bathrooms when I've had long hair... Though nobody's ever said anything to me in that situation. :p

And dude, I'm in the States, too...

It wouldn't be so special to me if I weren't, you know, at the urinal. I think that kind of makes it somewhat obvious that I'm male...

It wouldn't be so special to me if I weren't, you know, at the urinal. I think that kind of makes it somewhat obvious that I'm male...

True. Then again, I never use urinals, as I prefer privacy. Of course, the guys who stare when I walk into public bathrooms "get it" when I stand to whiz in the stall, so it's fine.

Specify, damnit! :P
You know girls tend to be incapable of that (a fallacy, but nevermind). :)

True. Then again, I never use urinals, as I prefer privacy.
Yes, I hate those too. Aside from the fact that they tend to be unhygienic, I really have no inclination to pee in public.

You know girls tend to be incapable of that (a fallacy, but nevermind). :)


Yes, I hate those too. Aside from the fact that they tend to be unhygienic, I really have no inclination to pee in public.

You think that urinals are bad? Back when I was in the 1st grade, the boys' bathroom had a trough, and not just that, there were only three stalls total. So, most of us had to go in the trough, as there were some sneaky bastards who would get people to save stalls for them.

Damn kids and their networking.

Should I put a poll? But it'd have to be multi choice and everyone would shit it by choosing everything because they can...Can anyone think of any sensible single option poll?

Specify, damnit! :p

I'm 5'9", so a tall guy for me would be about 6 feet or up. But most of the guys I've dated are about my height, so it doesn't really matter that much.

I'm 5'9", so a tall guy for me would be about 6 feet or up. But most of the guys I've dated are about my height, so it doesn't really matter that much.

Eeeeexcellent.

I'm almost tall enough. 5'11"!

(You must be this tall to ride?)

Eeeeexcellent.

I'm almost tall enough. 5'11"!

(You must be this tall to ride?)

Hey, 5'11" is great! I can go for that. :)

Hey, 5'11" is great! I can go for that. :)

Now you just need to move to South Dakota. :D

Hey, 5'11" is great! I can go for that. :)

I'm 5'11" in my shoes, but you're most likely not my type. I mean, you're 5'9"! :p

I'm 5'11" in my shoes, but you're most likely not my type. I mean, you're 5'9"! :p

Low blow. :(

Low blow. :(

Yeah, but isn't that what you're looking for, anyway?

*stares*

Now you just need to move to South Dakota. :D

South Dakota! Good lord man, you are the one who needs to move, and I think you know it. :cool:

I'm 5'9", so a tall guy for me would be about 6 feet or up. But most of the guys I've dated are about my height, so it doesn't really matter that much.
Holy crap you're tall! :eek:

*hides and suffers in her shortness*

Yeah, but isn't that what you're looking for, anyway?

*stares*

What?! :rolleyes:

Holy crap you're tall! :eek:

*hides and suffers in her shortness*

Oh sweetie, be glad you're not my height. It makes buying pants just that much more difficult. I have always wished I were just two inches shorter. Hell, maybe I could wear cute heels without looking like an amazon in a room full of Ewoks.

Holy crap you're tall! :eek:

*hides and suffers in her shortness*
That is...tall? :confused: Here it's not too uncommon to find girls at her height.

Anyway, I'm 6ft Illie, but unfortunately for you, not into girls. :p

Oh sweetie, be glad you're not my height. It makes buying pants just that much more difficult. I have always wished I were just two inches shorter. Hell, maybe I could wear cute heels without looking like an amazon in a room full of Ewoks.
Short is the last thing I'd ever want to be, male or female.

I'm bigger, better looking, I have a better voice, and I have more hair. I win.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0008.jpg?t=1168912907

And just so you know, my hair's grown out a bit since this picture was taken. It's only been a few weeks, but my hair does grow quite fast.

Since I have nothing funny or original to add to this thread I will merely make a comment:
I don't think I have heard anyone, in RL, or on NS talk more about their positive physical attributes that you Potaria. You seem to revel in reeling off stats about your height, voice, hair, skin, whatever and then delve into ever more irrelevant detail at the merest pleasantries that appear in response. It amazes me that you can do it so seriously and unselfconciously every time I come across one of these posts of yours, yet they continue to surface with dependable regularity. The supermarket story? I think I've read it at least three seperate times in the last year or so. Anyway, it just struck me as bizzare. Do you have some hangup about your looks or something?

South Dakota! Good lord man, you are the one who needs to move, and I think you know it. :cool:

Woman, I'm going to college here. You move here or I'll... um... demand you get some sort of... messenger deal... like AIM or MSN.

That is...tall? :confused: Here it's not too uncommon to find girls at her height.

Anyway, I'm 6ft Illie, but unfortunately for you, not into girls. :p


Short is the last thing I'd ever want to be, male or female.

Well, thanks for the height stamp of approval anyway.

Well, thanks for the height stamp of approval anyway.
You're welcome. :)

Well, thanks for the height stamp of approval anyway.

I approve of your height. I LIKE girls to be around the same height as me. It makes hugging and kissing and whatnot infinitely less awkward. (My ex was significantly shorter than me, so...)

Since I have nothing funny or original to add to this thread I will merely make a comment:
I don't think I have heard anyone, in RL, or on NS talk more about their positive physical attributes that you Potaria. You seem to revel in reeling off stats about your height, voice, hair, skin, whatever and then delve into ever more irrelevant detail at the merest pleasantries that appear in response. It amazes me that you can do it so seriously and unselfconciously every time I come across one of these posts of yours, yet they continue to surface with dependable regularity. The supermarket story? I think I've read it at least three seperate times in the last year or so. Anyway, it just struck me as bizzare. Do you have some hangup about your looks or something?

Now that you mention it, I've noticed that, too. I'm not sure why I do it... I guess it's because with the people I live with, I have to get along with myself more than others. Though you'll rarely see me talking about myself amongst friends. It seems that I only do it on forums... Perhaps it's to present myself? :p

And I only relate those stories to those who haven't heard them before. Just because you've seen them more than once doesn't mean that others have.

Woman, I'm going to college here. You move here or I'll... um... demand you get some sort of... messenger deal... like AIM or MSN.

Check your TGs then.

Check your TGs then.

No, you check YOURS.

Oh sweetie, be glad you're not my height. It makes buying pants just that much more difficult. I have always wished I were just two inches shorter. Hell, maybe I could wear cute heels without looking like an amazon in a room full of Ewoks.
But I want to be at least a LITTLE bit taller. I'm 5'5" right now, and I don't want to be short. It's difficult to talk down at people when you're looking up at them. :p
That is...tall? :confused: Here it's not too uncommon to find girls at her height.

Anyway, I'm 6ft Illie, but unfortunately for you, not into girls. :p

Short is the last thing I'd ever want to be, male or female.
Thanks, Europa. You just reassured me sooooooooo much. I'm going to hide in a corner and cry now.

I'm male, and I like my men as follow:

Slim, slightly muscular, a swimmer's or runner's build. Blue or green eyes are an asset. Hair short, but not too short(i.e. no crew cuts) blond, black or brown, it doesn't matter. High cheekbones, chiseled features, youthful looking face, cleanly shaven. Chest hairless or waxed, with well-defined pecs and outlines of abdominal muscles, but no six-packs, that's too much.

Penis size: ideally average. There's no way I want to stick any oversized pole anywhere in my body. If the guy's hung like a donkey, he'd better enjoy being on the bottom.

Must have a beautiful, masculine voice. People always forget about the voice.

I approve of your height. I LIKE girls to be around the same height as me. It makes hugging and kissing and whatnot infinitely less awkward. (My ex was significantly shorter than me, so...)

I dated a couple guys who were much shorter than me, and they both had major aggression issues. I'm not sure if they thought they had to be extra controlling to make up for the fact that I was taller or what, but it got to be too much. I've only dated one guy taller than me, and he was about 6'3" I suppose. It's still not a huge difference I think, but it made it easier for me to buy shoes.

I dated a couple guys who were much shorter than me, and they both had major aggression issues. I'm not sure if they thought they had to be extra controlling to make up for the fact that I was taller or what, but it got to be too much. I've only dated one guy taller than me, and he was about 6'3" I suppose. It's still not a huge difference I think, but it made it easier for me to buy shoes.

Everyone has to watch out for short guys. My dad's 5'8", and even still, he has some nasty aggression issues. Of course, he was about 5'4" until he was 22...

Not all short guys are bad, but most of the ones I've dealt with have really short tempers.

I dated a couple guys who were much shorter than me, and they both had major aggression issues. I'm not sure if they thought they had to be extra controlling to make up for the fact that I was taller or what, but it got to be too much. I've only dated one guy taller than me, and he was about 6'3" I suppose. It's still not a huge difference I think, but it made it easier for me to buy shoes.

I'd rather have aggression issues than the cheating, lying skank I was with. I wish I'd known beforehand.

*definitely not still bitter*

But I want to be at least a LITTLE bit taller. I'm 5'5" right now, and I don't want to be short. It's difficult to talk down at people when you're looking up at them. :p

Thanks, Europa. You just reassured me sooooooooo much. I'm going to hide in a corner and cry now.

I think he is having his man-PMS this week.

But I want to be at least a LITTLE bit taller. I'm 5'5" right now, and I don't want to be short. It's difficult to talk down at people when you're looking up at them. :p

Short? 5'5" isn't short, man. My sister is 5', and that is short.

Since I have nothing funny or original to add to this thread I will merely make a comment:
I don't think I have heard anyone, in RL, or on NS talk more about their positive physical attributes that you Potaria. You seem to revel in reeling off stats about your height, voice, hair, skin, whatever and then delve into ever more irrelevant detail at the merest pleasantries that appear in response. It amazes me that you can do it so seriously and unselfconciously every time I come across one of these posts of yours, yet they continue to surface with dependable regularity. The supermarket story? I think I've read it at least three seperate times in the last year or so. Anyway, it just struck me as bizzare. Do you have some hangup about your looks or something?

Hehehehe. I suppose it's better than being unconfident.

Maybe.

;)

Not all short guys are bad, but most of the ones I've dealt with have really short tempers.

*rimshot*

Short? 5'5" isn't short, man. My sister is 5', and that is short.

Indeed!

*rimshot*

I'll have to come right out and admit that it was intentional. And I'm not sorry.

Sorry.

I think he is having his man-PMS this week.
:p

Do you even have MSN? I want to add you to my NS MSN list. :D
Short? 5'5" isn't short, man. My sister is 5', and that is short.
O_o

Wow...

I think I know girls that height. I feel awkward around them because it is SO rare that I tower over somebody.

*rimshot*

It's true though! A short guy dates a taller woman, he just has to act like a pimp or something.

O_o

Wow...

I think I know girls that height. I feel awkward around them because it is SO rare that I tower over somebody.

It's kinda funky to walk by her, as I'm well over a head taller than she is. I don't think I could manage being so short.

Thanks, Europa. You just reassured me sooooooooo much. I'm going to hide in a corner and cry now.

Short? 5'5" isn't short, man. My sister is 5', and that is short.

Well, there you go. 5ft5-5ft7 is reasonable for a woman. I'd still prefer being 5ft10, maybe more. And then I'd still wear heels.

I think he is having his man-PMS this week.

Don't be silly. These are my good days. :)

Check your TGs then.No, you check YOURS.

*cough*

It's kinda funky to walk by her, as I'm well over a head taller than she is. I don't think I could manage being so short.
I don't think I could either. Imagine trying to talk down to someone when you're 5'.
Well, there you go. 5ft5-5ft7 is reasonable for a woman. I'd still prefer being 5ft10, maybe more. And then I'd still wear heels.

Don't be silly. These are my good days. :)
Last time I checked, you're still a woman stuck in a MAN's body. :p

And don't even come close to me on your bad days. :p

:p

Do you even have MSN? I want to add you to my NS MSN list. :D

Ditto!

Ilie needs to join the collective silliness. *nod*

Ditto!

Ilie needs to join the collective silliness. *nod*

How many NSers do you have now, anyway? 30? :p

Ditto!

Ilie needs to join the collective silliness. *nod*

There's collective silliness?

Why was I not invited?

*cough*

Oh, I didn't see that. Okay.

There's collective silliness?

Why was I not invited?

I wasn't invited either, and I've been here since January of 2005. :D

I prefer women who are dark haired, nice skin tone, thick black hair is my favorite. Dark eyes, exotic, olive skin. As for body types, Im not to big on skin-and-bones, just height/weight proportioned and healthy. I like a girl who takes care of herself, but is not too "girly" or high maintenance (constantly preening, spending 3 hours getting ready, etc..)

As for men, I like guys who have longer hair, tattoos are a big turn on, some chest hair. I also have a thing for asian guys too. I like guys who are in shape and taller than average.

Ditto!

Ilie needs to join the collective silliness. *nod*
She does. She will love it. *nods back*
How many NSers do you have now, anyway? 30? :p
No way he has 30. :p
There's collective silliness?

Why was I not invited?
Because you're not on our MSN lists. Tell Kan to add you or something. I'm too lazy to.
I wasn't invited either, and I've been here since January of 2005. :D
Do you even have MSN?

There's collective silliness?

Why was I not invited?

Everyone is invited. *nods*

How many NSers do you have now, anyway? 30? :p

Ugh, closer to 50, ex NSers included, but there's only about 10 or so I talk to with any regularity or even know who they are.

Last time I checked, you're still a woman stuck in a MAN's body. :p
Yes, and thank God it's not a short body (or a fat or ugly one :D).

And don't even come close to me on your bad days. :p
A little moodiness on my part never hurt anyone... much. :)

I like a girl who takes care of herself, but is not too "girly" or high maintenance (constantly preening, spending 3 hours getting ready, etc..)

Same here, as I forgot to mention this in my original post. I prefer women who don't resort to makeup and lipstick, really.

Ditto!

Ilie needs to join the collective silliness. *nod*

And how would I go about doing that? I am a fan of collective silliness...

But I want to be at least a LITTLE bit taller. I'm 5'5" right now, and I don't want to be short. It's difficult to talk down at people when you're looking up at them. :p

Thanks, Europa. You just reassured me sooooooooo much. I'm going to hide in a corner and cry now.

That's not bad at all. Petite can be real hot....

PS: Poll!

She does. She will love it. *nods back*

No way he has 30. :p

Because you're not on our MSN lists. Tell Kan to add you or something. I'm too lazy to.

Do you even have MSN?

Do I have to have MSN? I think I might have it somewhere...

I prefer women who are dark haired, nice skin tone, thick black hair is my favorite. Dark eyes, exotic, olive skin. As for body types, Im not to big on skin-and-bones, just height/weight proportioned and healthy.
Rail thin can be hot on guys, so long as it doesn't look anorexic. :)

Everyone is invited. *nods*

Ugh, closer to 50, ex NSers included, but there's only about 10 or so I talk to with any regularity or even know who they are.
;)

You know who I am, right? :p

I'm only talking to you right now.
Yes, and thank God it's not a short body (or a fat or ugly one :D).

A little moodiness on my part never hurt anyone... much. :)
Yes, mock us short people again, why don't you? One day, the midgets will rise up and take over the world. You just wait.

*insert whipping smilie here* :p

Do you even have MSN?

Eh, yeah. I even posted it publicly once (got a nice surprise by getting Jordaxia, and a not-so-nice surprise by getting... somebody whose name I've since decided to forget and can't even remember).

If you want it, TG me. :p

:(

My MSN's right there.

And how would I go about doing that? I am a fan of collective silliness...

Do I have to have MSN? I think I might have it somewhere...

Yes, yes you do. :p My email is in my profile. Collective silliness awaits! Hop to it! ;)

;)

You know who I am, right? :p

I'm only talking to you right now.

>.>

Yes.

<.<

That's not bad at all. Petite can be real hot....

PS: Poll!
but I'm not petite. :(

Can I vote for most of the options on the poll? I do like most of them.
Do I have to have MSN? I think I might have it somewhere...
Find it, and TG me your MSN. Then you can be in on the collective silly-ness.
Eh, yeah. I even posted it publicly once (got a nice surprise by getting Jordaxia, and a not-so-nice surprise by getting... somebody whose name I've since decided to forget and can't even remember).

If you want it, TG me. :p
Why don't you TG me with the MSN? I don't want to go through all that work.

Btw, MattyBee, you're added on my MSN already.

Yes, yes you do. :p My email is in my profile. Collective silliness awaits! Hop to it! ;)


It tells me I have you added, but I can't find your name. D:

I gotta love my school. Lots of awkward height situations.

Grand majority of guys break 6', while the grand majority of gals are happy if they break 5' 6''.

Fun fun!

Holy crap you're tall! :eek:

*hides and suffers in her shortness*

Aw, don't hide or suffer. Revel in your shortness! Laugh at the silly beanpole-like giants with their silly long legs! Who needs 'em? :p

Aw, don't hide or suffer. Revel in your shortness! Laugh at the silly beanpole-like giants with their silly long legs! Who needs 'em? :p

Me.

Me.

Even better. While the silly tall people are off chasing each other, I can claim all the hot short guys for my own. Mwa ha ha ha!

Rail thin can be hot on guys, so long as it doesn't look anorexic. :)


Isnt that an oxymoron??? How can you be "rail thin" and not look anorexic? This is not a good look on women and especially not a good look on men.

I like my men...
Scoring tries for my local Rugby teams
Scoring runs for my local Cricket teams
Taking wickets for my local Cricket teams
Passsing for 4 Touchdowns and no interceptions with 300yard games
My Runningbacks having 1000+ yard seasons
Basketballers getting carrer highs in all stats
Ice Hockey players being teh shizz
Goaltenders having Shutouts

Thats the type of guy i like.:)

Even better. While the silly tall people are off chasing each other, I can claim all the hot short guys for my own. Mwa ha ha ha!

They're all angry. Clearly you didn't read the thread. :p

Isnt that an oxymoron??? How can you be "rail thin" and not look anorexic? This is not a good look on women and especially not a good look on men.

Given that it is eminently possible to be thin while eating plenty of food, one can obviously look thin without looking like one is starving oneself. While I know this thread asked for shallow opinions, there's something of a difference between saying "Personally, I like X body type" and "Universally, anyone who does not have X body type looks like they have a horrible disease."

They're all angry. Clearly you didn't read the thread. :p

I like aggressive men. Clearly you didn't read the thread either! :D


Edit: (Actually, "aggressive" isn't really the right word. I despise "macho" men, after all. But angry enough to give me a good hard spanking would be just fine...) :p

Everyone has to watch out for short guys. My dad's 5'8", and even still, he has some nasty aggression issues. Of course, he was about 5'4" until he was 22...

Not all short guys are bad, but most of the ones I've dealt with have really short tempers.

You know what? Seth Green, The ghost of Sammy Davis Jr, Michael J Fox, Davey Jones, Paul Simon, and myself are going to have the world's greatest party and you are sure as hell not going to be on the invitation list.

You know what? Seth Green, The ghost of Sammy Davis Jr, Michael J Fox, Davey Jones, Paul Simon, and myself are going to have the world's greatest party and you are sure as hell not going to be on the invitation list.

See? I told you that most of them have short tempers...

...Meanie.

See? I told you that most of them have short tempers...

...Meanie.

No.

You're stereotype is wrong and stupid.

Not many into blonds, eh?

Holy crap you're tall! :eek:

*hides and suffers in her shortness*

Don't worry about it. I've only dated one girl taller than you, and she was only 5'10". It's funny because it's not that I really have a thing for short girls, it just always seems to work out that way.

I once dated a girl who was 5' on the dot, and since I'm 6'3 a lot of comedy ensued.

I like aggressive men. Clearly you didn't read the thread either! :D


Edit: (Actually, "aggressive" isn't really the right word. I despise "macho" men, after all. But angry enough to give me a good hard spanking would be just fine...) :p

Your rejection is making me want to beat you. :p

Your rejection is making me want to beat you. :p

Heh. Don't do that - I'm being all celibate at the moment, and threatening to smack a celibate masochist just isn't fair. :p

(And, hey, it's not like I actually have anything against silly beanpole-like tall people. If they're sitting down, they can be just as cute as people in my own general height range!)

Heh. Don't do that - I'm being all celibate at the moment, and threatening to smack a celibate masochist just isn't fair. :p

(And, hey, it's not like I actually have anything against silly beanpole-like tall people. If they're sitting down, they can be just as cute as people in my own general height range!)

Celibacy is overrated. *cracks knuckles*

Celibacy is overrated. *cracks knuckles*

*grin* Trust me, I don't overrate it. It's just better than the alternative at present, in much the same way that, say, having an appendectomy is more pleasant than having appendicitis. :p

*grin* Trust me, I don't overrate it. It's just better than the alternative at present, in much the same way that, say, having an appendectomy is more pleasant than having appendicitis. :p

I said it's overrated. *cracks knuckles again, backhands into a TG*

Boys like this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQ_pweuEmU)

that boy irritates me for some reason

Look no further ladies...I am exactly what you desire in a man:D

*is male*
*is doing what every other male seemingly did* :p

There are exactly three things that I look for in a woman (physically anyways)...

1. A nice smile...it speaks volumes about a person's personality.
2. Long hair preferred, but not necessary
3. They aren't taller than me (5'10")

After that, well...I am certainly not picky about build, hair color, clothing style, and so forth. I have preferences like anyone else, but I don't blindly adhere to them...variety is good. :)

Tall, short, muscular, slim; eye, hair, skin color; penis size, dimples, moles, long hair, short hair, facial hair, hairy, smooth...etc...You have any type? And no crap like, "sense of humor". This thread will be 100% shallow. Just physical qualities...

And I'm not gonna restrict it to females only, just write your gender before your answer please.

Well, the poll is kind of lousy. Why would put up only skinny and muscular? I like neither.
I don't care what haircolour the guy has, and I have no idea at all how much 6' is supposed to be.
I think a little belly is absolutely cute, I adore guys with long hair, and I love interesting faces. Nice skin, and something that catches my attention about it.

Other than that, nice hands. Biting fingernails is a huge turn-off.
And nice smell. There's nothing like a horrible after shave to make me lose all interest.

*An annonimous woman stands up*

"I think Kulikovia has all the rights qualities that I a woman would find interesting and attractive"

*An annonimous woman stands up*

"I think Kulikovia has all the rights qualities that I a woman would find interesting and attractive"
Kulikovia, do you and i know ach other from somewhere?
A different Internet site perhaps?
You seem to remind me of someone...

I dunno. What other site do you speak of?

okeydokey

Yeah, I'm short. We'll call me 5' (though it's more like 4' 11 3/4")

I like guys that are about 6 inches taller than me, max. More than that, and it's just ridiculous.

Kinda shaggy hair is good, dark hair preferable. Dark eyes too. Dark complexion would be nice.

As I'm small in all dimensions, my guy had better not (for my health) be hung. Or else he and I are going to have serious issues in bed :)

Myralon...I'm perfect for you;)

Except I don't have shaggy hair

(and for the record, me:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4062/guns012copyns3.jpg)


But I'm really not that picky when it comes to guys.

Or rather, I am. But I pretend not to be :p

Nothing sexier than a chick with a gun;)

'speshally when she knows how to use it. ;)

The only thing sexier than a chick with a gun is a Navy Cop with a gun (me)

Lessee a picture then :D


Oh. and one other thing.

I don't dig guys more than 25....I'm only 19...more of an age difference is just weird.

I dunno. What other site do you speak of?
Paradisebeach?
MOBRA?

Uhhh...Paradisebeach sounds familiar. Was there someone else with my name?

Lessee a picture then :D


Oh. and one other thing.

I don't dig guys more than 25....I'm only 19...more of an age difference is just weird.

I would if I had one to give. I'm not using my computer right now. Oh yeah, I'm 19 too. I'm trying to get a pic on myspace.

Uhhh...Paradisebeach sounds familiar. Was there someone else with my name?
Tribes?

No...never heard of tribes.

Sorry ladies by Kuli's gotta get back to work (defending freedom, foiling terrorist plots, checking ID's at the gate, combating ninja bears)

oh you brave navy-man, you

*swoons*

:D

Nothing sexier than a chick with a gun;)

Nope... doesn't do anything for me.
Give me a chick with some lingerie anytime. :D

Anyway, I'm 6ft <Clicks 6ft+>

Yes, and thank God it's not a short body (or a fat or ugly one :D).<Demands proof.>

what exactly is a smooth man?

what exactly is a smooth man?

One who shaves :D

One who shaves :D

ah i see

anyway, weren't you a straight woman? so why do you like chicks with lingerie then? (not that i don't agree with you, lingerie >>> guns)

ah i see

anyway, weren't you a straight woman? so why do you like chicks with lingerie then? (not that i don't agree with you, lingerie >>> guns)

Woman, yes. Straight, no. I like both girls and guys :)

Canadian

Is that even a real eye color? :confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/Lasteen/KopiaavHmmm001.png

Close enough, no? ;)

I'm a sucker for a cute smile, makes me laugh, strong/muscly, slim, taller than me...(but not too tall)... Blue eyes... Close to my age...

I'm picky...... ;)

I'm a sucker for a cute smile, makes me laugh, strong/muscly, slim, taller than me...(but not too tall)... Blue eyes... Close to my age...

I'm picky...... ;)

Then I'm perfect for you too. except I have hazel eyes (which are perfect in my opinion)

Nope... doesn't do anything for me.
Give me a chick with some lingerie anytime. :D

Well...a chick wearing lingerie while holding a gun.

Well...a chick wearing lingerie while holding a gun.

No, thanks. I can't imagine a bigger turn-off than guns. Even nail-biting's better....

No, thanks. I can't imagine a bigger turn-off than guns. Even nail-biting's better....

bad teeth. that's the biggest of the lot to me


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Class1type2.jpg/200px-Class1type2.jpg

:eek:

bad teeth. that's the biggest of the lot to me

:eek:

Ugh... no, the gun still looks worse to me. Or rather, both would look equally totally unattractive to me.

My ideal woman would have red hair, long legs, enjoy British literature, and her Cigarettes would be menthols...

Unfortunately I've stopped dying my hair red.

bad teeth. that's the biggest of the lot to me


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Class1type2.jpg/200px-Class1type2.jpg

:eek:

My sister used to have teeth like that, her adult canines just grew in above her baby canines, which never fell out. It was scary! We called her a vampire and whatnot. The miracle of modern orthodonture fixed it right up, she looks totally hot now. You'd never know.

I'm bigger, better looking, I have a better voice, and I have more hair. I win.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0008.jpg?t=1168912907

And just so you know, my hair's grown out a bit since this picture was taken. It's only been a few weeks, but my hair does grow quite fast.

As far as my preference goes, I like women who are anywhere from 5'3" to 5'8", heavy-set (big, not fat --- substance is better than little or naught), with medium-long hair and bright eyes (not necessarily bright in color, though blue is much liked). A nice face is necessary, as well. I know that this thread is about men, but hey, I'm stating what I like, and that's how it goes. Everyone else is doing it! :pOMG! You're in love with me! Too bad I'm about twice your age.

Then I'm perfect for you too. except I have hazel eyes (which are perfect in my opinion)

Hazel!! That's good too!!
Hurrah!! I have found myself a man...I'm no good at small talk... Let's cut to the chase...
Will you marry me!?! ;)
Lol! Only Joking!!

My sister used to have teeth like that, her adult canines just grew in above her baby canines, which never fell out. It was scary! We called her a vampire and whatnot. The miracle of modern orthodonture fixed it right up, she looks totally hot now. You'd never know.

actually that pic's not so bad. its a bit weird and icky, but its more of a medical/biological thing and just... happens.
what's really the turn-off is unhygenic teeth - people who don't care. i'm not a nut for dental hygene at all, but i just think bad teeth like that look simply horrible (i met a girl once who had *the* worst teeth i'd ever seen and felt pysically sick just being in view of her mouth....)


sadly i can't find a suitable image on google to illustrate my point :(

OMG! You're in love with me! Too bad I'm about twice your age.

Bah!

Though I must add that I only accept prospects who don't have Southern accents. Well, under most circumstances.

It wouldn't be that way, but with the jerks I have to live with, that's just how it is. :p

actually that pic's not so bad. its a bit weird and icky, but its more of a medical/biological thing and just... happens.
what's really the turn-off is unhygenic teeth - people who don't care. i'm not a nut for dental hygene at all, but i just think bad teeth like that look simply horrible (i met a girl once who had *the* worst teeth i'd ever seen and felt pysically sick just being in view of her mouth....)


sadly i can't find a suitable image on google to illustrate my point :(

Ew, yes, please don't find one.

Ew, yes, please don't find one.

god i wish i had a pic of that girl now :P
yellow teeth with bits of old food stuck between them, gaps and wonky bits, a stange cake of this foamy-looking stuff covering the front of them, black bits and brown bits peering out between the putrid and stinking yellow, breath that could kill a yak... you get the picture :p

Hazel!! That's good too!!
Hurrah!! I have found myself a man...I'm no good at small talk... Let's cut to the chase...
Will you marry me!?! ;)
Lol! Only Joking!!

I thought you'd never ask! Now, I finally have happiness in my life!

*Gets down on knees, pulls out a box and opens it up, revealing a ring*

Orlzenheimerness...will you marry me? ;)

Tall. Though this is not a deal breaker, I prefer guys over 6 foot.
Very little body hair. Smooth shaven. Hairy backs are totally a deal breaker.
Lean, though since I'm less lean than I used to be I've grown a little more tolerant here.
I have a slight preference for dark haired men, but it's not a big deal. Same goes for blue eyes.
I've mostly dated men younger than myself, but most of the available men my age have kids. Not crazy about kids.
And lucky for me, spending so much time online, I like guys that are just a little geeky.

god i wish i had a pic of that girl now :P
yellow teeth with bits of old food stuck between them, gaps and wonky bits, a stange cake of this foamy-looking stuff covering the front of them, black bits and brown bits peering out between the putrid and stinking yellow, breath that could kill a yak... you get the picture :p

Breath that could down a Yak would be even more horrible.

Legendary, even.

Bah!

Though I must add that I only accept prospects who don't have Southern accents. Well, under most circumstances.

It wouldn't be that way, but with the jerks I have to live with, that's just how it is. :p*sigh* I do have a tad of a Texas accent. And for crying out loud, you lived in Houston! I'm living in the backwoods of Oklahoma. I don't even want to compare the number of idiots per capita.

Please...southwest PA is rife with idiots (except me)

I thought you'd never ask! Now, I finally have happiness in my life!

*Gets down on knees, pulls out a box and opens it up, revealing a ring*

Orlzenheimerness...will you marry me? ;)

*Gasp*
Yes!! Woot!! I'm a married woman now!!

Finally...I've found happiness:D

Ladies of NS I have some terrible news...I'm no longer single!

I know you're all devestated by this...but I'm sure that there's a guy out there for each and every one of you. Though, he'll never be as good as me;)

god i wish i had a pic of that girl now :P
yellow teeth with bits of old food stuck between them, gaps and wonky bits, a stange cake of this foamy-looking stuff covering the front of them, black bits and brown bits peering out between the putrid and stinking yellow, breath that could kill a yak... you get the picture :p

Ugh, what's wrong with you?! Keep that mental picture to yourself. :mad:

Ladies of NS I have some terrible news...I'm no longer single!

I know you're all devestated by this...but I'm sure that there's a guy out there for each and every one of you. Though, he'll never be as good as me;)

Whatever. :cool:

Ilie...you don't need to pretend that you're not affected by this. I'm sorry, but it just wasn't going to work out.

We can still be friends:p

(I always wanted to say that to a girl)

Ilie...you don't need to pretend that you're not affected by this. I'm sorry, but it just wasn't going to work out.

We can still be friends:p

(I always wanted to say that to a girl)

Haha! Oy vey. Well, I'll take one for the team. (The...female team?)

I prefer guys who are women. I likes women.

That's my vote as well.

Haha! Oy vey. Well, I'll take one for the team. (The...female team?)

I just blindly assumed you were a female

I just blindly assumed you were a female

good advice: before you ask someone to marry you, make sure she is.

*Gasp*
Yes!! Woot!! I'm a married woman now!!

yay another NS marriage;)

I prefer guys who are women. I likes women.

Me, too. :D

Shallow? Oh I can do that. But it's still not really all that based on physical appearance other than I like my men to be fairly fit. And taller than me (which isn't hard since I'm only 5'). I tend to go for darker-skinned guys, but I don't turn my nose up at white guys either;) So what do I like in a guy? The ability to instantly turn me on to the point where I am frankly willing to do whatever he wants me to. What decides that? None of your damn business…those that have that ability, figure it out pretty quick when I get that glazed look in my eye…

No, thanks. I can't imagine a bigger turn-off than guns. Even nail-biting's better....

Really? That's too bad seeing as how I keep one of these (http://www.toad.net/~parndt/mosin1.jpg) with this (http://www.lawranceordnance.com/new/images/bayonets/russian-9130.jpg) right next to it. I guess things just weren't meant to be. :p

I just blindly assumed you were a female

Interesting! I am, you guessed correctly, but I believe it was because of the way people here were addressing me. When I first joined, I took great pains to be ambiguious about my gender, and people assumed I was male. The fact that my handle is a male name in Romania probably helped my case.

No, thanks. I can't imagine a bigger turn-off than guns. Even nail-biting's better....

I don't like guns either, but I don't mind a nail-biter. In fact, I prefer it, because I bite the shit out of my own nails. I like men who share my vices.

The fact that my handle is a male name in Romania probably helped my case.

I assumed from the start (perhaps incorrectly) that it was short for Iliana and thus that you were female.

I assumed from the start (perhaps incorrectly) that it was short for Iliana and thus that you were female.

Really! See, I think Iliana is a stupid, overblown, frou frou name. Once you're getting into four-syllable territory, you need to question your motives.

It's hard for me to say what my type of guy is. I have a definate type when it comes to women. I randomly find myself attracted to guys. Most of the guys I find attractive have brown hair, but not always. I like expressive eyes. As far as muscular, skinny, ect. it depends on the guy. I am always attracted to unusual features, on men and women alike. But I won't look twice at a guy who's not unique in some way.

It's hard for me to say what my type of guy is. I have a definate type when it comes to women. I randomly find myself attracted to guys. Most of the guys I find attractive have brown hair, but not always. I like expressive eyes. As far as muscular, skinny, ect. it depends on the guy. I am always attracted to unusual features, on men and women alike. But I won't look twice at a guy who's not unique in some way.

So you can tell with one look whether someone is unique or not?

So you can tell with one look whether someone is unique or not?

I suppose most people would be able to do that.

Interesting! I am, you guessed correctly, but I believe it was because of the way people here were addressing me. When I first joined, I took great pains to be ambiguious about my gender, and people assumed I was male. The fact that my handle is a male name in Romania probably helped my case.

I'm just that good:p

Really! See, I think Iliana is a stupid, overblown, frou frou name. Once you're getting into four-syllable territory, you need to question your motives.
Now now, it's entirely possible to have a bland and terribly boring name four syllables or more in length. Like me. :)

Really! See, I think Iliana is a stupid, overblown, frou frou name. Once you're getting into four-syllable territory, you need to question your motives.

Or rather your parents' motives. :p I don't have kids and I'm not likely to have any unless someone drops one off in a basket on the front porch, but I heard it said that expectant parents should make a point of saying the name they've chosen for their progeny out loud to each other several times. After all, if you're going to stick the poor little blighter with the name, you should think about what that's going to be like.

ok, we have what boils down to an "ASL check" with a tag line like "IPs of People choosing unnecessarily too many opt will be ret. and they'll beHuntDOWN" and we're calling it scholarly?:confused:

okeydokey

Yeah, I'm short. We'll call me 5' (though it's more like 4' 11 3/4")

I like guys that are about 6 inches taller than me, max. More than that, and it's just ridiculous.

Kinda shaggy hair is good, dark hair preferable. Dark eyes too. Dark complexion would be nice.

As I'm small in all dimensions, my guy had better not (for my health) be hung. Or else he and I are going to have serious issues in bed :)

I'm waaaaaaaaay too tall for you. But I can carry you around, and with our combined powers we'll be a tower of... something!~

ok, we have what boils down to an "ASL check" with a tag line like "IPs of People choosing unnecessarily too many opt will be ret. and they'll beHuntDOWN" and we're calling it scholarly?:confused:

I don't think we're actually calling it 'scholarly' in a serious sense.

silly foox.

My type of man: decent to muscular body, the hairier the better!!! Facial hair is great, as is back hair. Tattoos and piercings can make me tingle too.

The only one I could check off was lean/skinny because I don't care for muscle.
A little tummy is OK too, as long as its just a little. And I don't limit myself to
only one hair or skin colour.

The only one I could check off was lean/skinny because I don't care for muscle.
A little tummy is OK too, as long as its just a little. And I don't limit myself to
only one hair or skin colour.

What about.... rainbow-colored skin? >_>

A little tummy is OK too

i'm getting a little tummy. but i don't want to.
*constantly repeats to self*
must drink less, must move more

i'm getting a little tummy. but i don't want to.
*constantly repeats to self*
must drink less, must move more

Just lay off the beer. I know, I know, that's heresy...

Shallow? Oh I can do that. But it's still not really all that based on physical appearance other than I like my men to be fairly fit. And taller than me (which isn't hard since I'm only 5'). I tend to go for darker-skinned guys, but I don't turn my nose up at white guys either;) So what do I like in a guy? The ability to instantly turn me on to the point where I am frankly willing to do whatever he wants me to. What decides that? None of your damn business…those that have that ability, figure it out pretty quick when I get that glazed look in my eye…

You're probably very responsive to someone that can physically and roughly make you do what they want.

Just lay off the beer. I know, I know, that's heresy...

yes, it's kind of a dilemma. i like duvel. and i like it a lot. so on an average week i drink about 5-8 wich probably is the cause for the beginning tummy. and i also don't move a lot - except maybe dancing, i like to dance - wich causes a lack of muscles.
but on the other hand i don't like tummy's at all. Except for the obvious ones (like a beard, or ugly teeth) being fat is one of my greatest turn-off's.

yes, it's kind of a dilemma. i like duvel. and i like it a lot. so on an average week i drink about 5-8 wich probably is the cause for the beginning tummy. and i also don't move a lot - except maybe dancing, i like to dance - wich causes a lack of muscles.
but on the other hand i don't like tummy's at all. Except for the obvious ones (like a beard, or ugly teeth) being fat is one of my greatest turn-off's.

The only way to lay off beer is move to a country where the beer sucks.

Belgium is not a safe place to be if you're trying to stop drinking beer.

yes, it's kind of a dilemma. i like duvel. and i like it a lot. so on an average week i drink about 5-8 wich probably is the cause for the beginning tummy. and i also don't move a lot - except maybe dancing, i like to dance - wich causes a lack of muscles.
but on the other hand i don't like tummy's at all. Except for the obvious ones (like a beard, or ugly teeth) being fat is one of my greatest turn-off's.

Well, a tummy is OK but I don't like drinkers.

What about.... rainbow-colored skin? >_>

Rainbows Are Pretty

Come on ladies, can any of you honestly stand there and find someone better than me?;)