NationStates Jolt Archive

Hi. Can you reiterate "This is the internet, stoopid!" for me? I mean, you can do this in any phrasing or language you wish; I just want you to get the general jist.

I could if I felt so inclined, but the problem is it's completely irrelevant to the subject matter at hand.

You only get to be Supreme Decider when you have me bound spread-eagled to a bed with a flogger in your hand.

Not a problem.

Bah, Cree is actually my first language, so shut it...and in any case, you are only trying to twist the words to fit your meaning. I'm right, I have always been, and always will be.
Oh, the insight. What's that last thing in Cree?

Well, we could take turns being Mistress, if you'd like.
The mere thought of being dominated by someone more than seven inches smaller than me amuses me muchly. Too bad you make up for it in basically every other category, so there goes my smug superiority.. still, no.
I could if I felt so inclined, but the problem is it's completely irrelevant to the subject matter at hand.
Damn, I should have used that line first.

Damn, I should have used that line first.

Do I get nothing for having beaten you in this regard?

hey i'll join in and put it on the net too just to make some money

Do I get nothing for having beaten you in this regard?

You get the same thing everyone who beats me intellectually does: A physical beating. ;P

You get the same thing everyone who beats me intellectually does: A physical beating. ;P

YAY!

Although that's what I always get anyway.

You get the same thing everyone who beats me intellectually does: A physical beating. ;P

is that free to watch or do you have to pay to watch

Oh, the insight. What's that last thing in Cree? Shut up you moniyaw acimosis.


The mere thought of being dominated by someone more than seven inches smaller than me amuses me muchly. Too bad you make up for it in basically every other category, so there goes my smug superiority.. still, no. Seven inches taller than me...oh...that leaves so much territory to explore...

So, I take it you like being the one in the driver's seat. I'm fine with that.

YAY!

Although that's what I always get anyway.

Well.. iGift you new friends and family, then.

Shut up you moniyaw acimosis.
*runs to mods to complain about flamey racism*

Never forget I always remember when someone teaches me.
Seven inches taller than me...oh...that leaves so much territory to explore...
I've tended it well for the last 20 years; it's yours for the taking now.
So, I take it you like being the one in the driver's seat. I'm fine with that.
I'm a horrible driver, but yes, I'm absolutely fine with everyone else in the vehicle suffering from it.

*****(OP) has been after a voice clip of me for over a year now, i would give her this voice clip if i could.
Peechland would get a Photo of me if i saw her around.
Lashie now has Broadband, but i didn't give it to her, unfortunatly her nation has died, but strangley her puppet hasn't...

*****(OP) has been after a voice clip of me for over a year now, i would give her this voice clip if i could.
Peechland would get a Photo of me if i saw her around.
Lashie now has Broadband, but i didn't give it to her, unfortunatly her nation has died, but strangley her puppet hasn't...

Run out of gifts people can actually use 'ey Harlesburg?

Umm...what was this thread originally about?

In any case, Pedro is a good speller?:eek:
Was there really a poll?pool =/= poll.
I'll just hope you were being ironic, okay? :p

I was going to order some, but I went into "complete and utter cheap bastard" mode to save money for my upcoming stay in France.Ah, makes sense. Hmm, well, you'll probably find better coffee in France anyway and can simply take back a suitcase stuffed to the brim with it. :)

*****(OP) has been after a voice clip of me for over a year now, i would give her this voice clip if i could.Aww, what's keeping you?

Run out of gifts people can actually use 'ey Harlesburg?
They are plenty useless...
;)
pool =/= poll.
I'll just hope you were being ironic, okay? :p
No i wasn't i was using wit...
Aww, what's keeping you?
My lack of noise capturing technology.;)

I'm a doctor, not a ....
wait a minute.


(Round II!)

Smunkee: Some extra time. And better neighbours.

Fass: A heterosexual female depository.

NS's straight male community: Access to said depository.

Lord-General Drache: Another flunky.

Neo Kervoskia: Cat soup.

Grainne Ni Malley: Cabra West?

Pure Metal: A job, and relaxed housing laws.

Katganistan: A reformed state education system.

Reploid Productions: A nodachi. (unless she already owns one?)

Kahanistan: A tazer-resistant constitution and a file.

Hehe... I'm sure she'd like me. And who or what do I get?

Hehe... I'm sure she'd like me. And who or what do I get?

You get a TBD.

Enjoy! :p

My lack of noise capturing technology.;)

Now that's easy. Where have the days of practical help-yourself gone to? You don't need no fancy technical gadgets, just inner strength and believing in yourself. Find a time when you're both online, and then concentrate real hard and.. scream. As loud as you can. The world makes way for those who believe. :]

Hehe... I'm sure she'd like me. And who or what do I get?

Me?

:p

You get a TBD.

Enjoy! :p
<_<
<_<
I annexed the Tracts of land.
Indeed
>_>
>_>
Now that's easy. Where have the days of practical help-yourself gone to? You don't need no fancy technical gadgets, just inner strength and believing in yourself. Find a time when you're both online, and then concentrate real hard and.. scream. As loud as you can. The world makes way for those who believe. :]
She was on NS 9 hours ago...

She was on NS 9 hours ago...

Well, patience is a virtue, and luck comes to those who know how to wait. :]

The Beautiful Darkness gets...
A poster of Queens of the Stone Age.
A bottle of Rum.
Chocolate.

Czardas gets more web time
Il Ruffino just like the scarecrow gets a brain.:p

.. and Witt-Witt gets a bump, yes? ;P

My bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my bumps

My bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my bumps
*Kills*

*Tries to impregnate WYTYG mind*

*Tries to impregnate WYTYG mind*

*ups Witt-Witt's score in the Sexual Elitist thread by one* ;P

*ups Witt-Witt's score in the Sexual Elitist thread by one* ;P*Flys right by me*

Umm...what was this thread originally about?

Me not getting a gift.

You get a TBD.

Enjoy! :-p

Hey, who gave you the right... Oh I'm a gift for Cabra? That's ok then. ;) :p

You know...if I whine about shit too much there's more subtle ways to let me know...

You get the gift of a decrease in paranoia. :p


For The Beautiful Darkness: Platypi, more chocolate, and a ticket (and time) to travel around the world. And :f luffle: 's :)

I hope that's not a real life platypus, they're poisionous, you know! :eek: *Thwaps you with it anyway* ^_^

Your gift is a job that doesn't require you to move, and a ticket similar to the one you gave me. :p

Also, I can't forget the :fluffle: 's, chocolate, pocky and vegemite. :D

<_<
<_<
I annexed the Tracts of land.
Indeed
>_>
>_>

o.O You may have to hand them over to Cabra then. :P

The Beautiful Darkness gets...
A poster of Queens of the Stone Age.
A bottle of Rum.
Chocolate.
I had a particular picture I wanted to post here, but I can't find it. -_-

It was this http://www.manga.sk/Informacie/Recenzie/OnegaiTwins/ot_05.jpg with a happy experssion. :)

To you, I give some pretty decorations for your puppet, all the burnt CD's you could ever desire :P, and a big arse TV with a channel which only shows cartoons like Futurama. ^_^

I hope that's not a real life platypus, they're poisionous, you know! :eek: *Thwaps you with it anyway* ^_^
:eek:

See? You learn something new everyday. Nobody mentioned poison earlier, only cuteness and, well... oh... I feel... slightly... woosy

*Thud*

Your gift is a job that doesn't require you to move, and a ticket similar to the one you gave me. :p
:)

:fluffle: :fluffle:

Also, I can't forget the :fluffle: 's, chocolate, pocky and vegemite. :D
I'm still curious about this Vegemite-thingy. It still sounds like some kind of hi-tech explosive or incendiary material to me. Strange what people think should be edible - how did they think of that in the first place??

But chocolate always helps :p

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

I hope that's not a real life platypus, they're poisionous, you know! :eek: *Thwaps you with it anyway* ^_^

Only the males. They have spurs on their hind legs.

Only the males. They have spurs on their hind legs.
I thought th als ha th spus...

o.O You may have to hand them over to Cabra then. :P
*Liiicks*I promise you that that ain't ever gonna happen.
I had a particular picture I wanted to post here, but I can't find it. -_-

It was this http://www.manga.sk/Informacie/Recenzie/OnegaiTwins/ot_05.jpg with a happy experssion. :)

To you, I give some pretty decorations for your puppet, all the burnt CD's you could ever desire :P, and a big arse TV with a channel which only shows cartoons like Futurama. ^_^
Pretty decorations aye?
I always thought the Infrastructure was already damn fine.;)
You're having a laugh right?
You know i don't like burnt copies.:(
Although there is one exception of course.;)

Oh goodie Futurama, what baout Sport?
:fluffle:

I thought th als ha th spus...

What kind of code is that?

What kind of code is that?
That is what happens when my computer decides to not accept certain letters that i type into the keyboard.
Namely e, r,s d, f and a few others.

What i tried to say was...
I thought the females had the spurs.;)

: eek:

See? You learn something new everyday. Nobody mentioned poison earlier, only cuteness and, well... oh... I feel... slightly... woosy

*Thud*

:-)

: fluffle: :f luffle:

I'm still curious about this Vegemite-thingy. It still sounds like some kind of hi-tech explosive or incendiary material to me. Strange what people think should be edible - how did they think of that in the first place??

But chocolate always helps :p

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

;)

Only the males. They have spurs on their hind legs.

Believe it or not, I know that! :eek:

*Liiicks*I promise you that that ain't ever gonna happen.

Pretty decorations aye?
I always thought the Infrastructure was already damn fine.;)
You're having a laugh right?
You know i don't like burnt copies.:(
Although there is one exception of course.;)

Oh goodie Futurama, what baout Sport?
:fluffle:
Lol ok then :P

Yes, I'm teasing you, sorry your highness. :p

As for sport, you can watch that on the regular channels, right? :)

Believe it or not, I know that! :eek:

That doesn't seem too hard to believe.... but then again.... I don't know you.... you could be stupid and I wouldn't know.... just saying.... don't hurt me.

That doesn't seem too hard to believe.... but then again.... I don't know you.... you could be stupid and I wouldn't know.... just saying.... don't hurt me.
LOL TBD stupid?
Never.:rolleyes:
;)
Lol ok then :P

Yes, I'm teasing you, sorry your highness. :p

As for sport, you can watch that on the regular channels, right? :)
*Secures borders*

Not too much teasing, but a little is ok.;)

Well most of the important sport is through Sattelite so one needs a decoder and a Dish, but yeah as long as i can watch sport on the tv.:)

;)
:p
Believe it or not, I know that! :eek:
:cool:
But though I know they're carnivores - like sheep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-l93gltkCc) - I don't think they have the same malicious hive-minds that sheep have. They don't right? Right?

So, let's say you were to pick the perfect gift for some of your fellow NSers, what would it be?


What do they desperately need, what do they want, what do you wish they finally got already so your sanity might stay intact?


Oh, and easy on the flaming, if you please. Yeah, it's going to be hard. *pats*



My list so far: :p


I V Stalin: A job. Preferably as a journalist. And Kanabia's sodding chocolate.

Neu Leonstein: A sound push back to the left.

Il Ruffino: Broadband.

Harlesburg: Spellcheck.

Cannot think of a name: A dune buggy and a flop-eared bunny. And spellcheck.

SoWiBi: New hair. And spellcheck, beginner's edition.

Kilobugya, Gravlen, Infinite Revolution and Rameria: A fluffly halo each.

Kanabia: An awesome girlfriend and a better job.

PM & Glitziness: A room.

Smunkeeville: Time.

Neesika and Arthais101: Playtime.

The Potato Factory: That dreaded open mind.

Fass: Love. And fluffles. Lots of fluffles.

RuleCaucasia: A whole new forum all for himself.

:)

Kiryu-shi: A brand new iSketch.

Chandelier: See above.

The Metal Horde: A cheesesteak made exactly the way he likes it.

TBD: The world's biggest collection of fluffles.

Imperial Isa: His very own tank, with the keys in the ignition.

TSI: A highly souped-up P-51 Mustang and an entry into an air race.

Ladamesansmerci: A poetry book with all her poems in it, and a copy of Hamlet.

Dinaverg: Ladamesansmerci.

Rameria: Her own dating advice column.

Kiryu-shi: A brand new iSketch.
Chandelier: See above.
The Metal Horde: A cheesesteak made exactly the way he likes it.
TBD: The world's biggest collection of fluffles.
Imperial Isa: His very own tank, with the keys in the ignition.
TSI: A highly souped-up P-51 Mustang and an entry into an air race.

*cough*

Dinaverg: Ladamesansmerci.

^_^

No-one gave me anything! :(

Rocks.

Rocks.

What kind?

What kind?

The sharper kind.

I'd pay for an Uber-NSG-International Meet.

sweet...I'm in.....send me my TICKET........

please

No-one gave me anything! :(
Herpes?
*Sends you in the direction of Gartref*

What the hell is Kiryu-Shi going to do with a windmill? :p

I feel so bad not participating in this thread, since I (my ego) think it's inspired by me. :p It so totally wasn't, sorry.

Whereyouthinkyougoing - Talent.:eek: :(
Then again, maybe not so sorry after all.

I feel so bad not participating in this thread, since I (my ego) think it's inspired by me.

Soo....

*takes a deep breath*

Oeck - WYTYG's house address.
Whereyouthinkyougoing - Talent.
Nesikae - A beer.
Harlesburg - A trip to Tonga.
Gravlen - Innocence.
Imperial isa - A spot in the army.
Ifreann - Beer!
Arthais101 - Cash.
Londim - A name tag.
Greater Trostia - Me.. ;)
Yootopia - Cash.
Dryks Legacy - Cash.
Czardas - And external harddrive fo his ego.
Kanabia - A hair cut.
Turquoise Days - Stuff.
Big Jim P - A poster of Agent.... *gets smacked*
Fassigen - This poster:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CFJ/1348~Man-at-Work-Posters.jpg
Wallonochia - Cash.
Katganistan - More power!
Maineiacs - Cash.
Potarius - More music.
Smunkeeville - A mirror so she can look at her pretty pink hair.
Boonytopia - Stuff.
Dinaverg - Kirby!
Kiryu-shi - A hi-tech windmill.
Monkeypimp - Nothing! Mwahahaha!!
Wilgrove - A plane.
The Beautiful Darkness - A new carpet. Sorry about the stain.. :(
Pax dei - Cash.
Chandelier - A chandelier from... Ikea.
Morganatron - Stuff.
Dobbsworld - The world.
Infinite Revolution - Cash.
Psychotic Mongooses - Cash.
Danmarc - Nothing.
Soviestan - A brain.
Camdenelphia - Me.. ;)
Siap - Cash.
Posi - A better sister.
King Bodacious - Love.
Eve Online - Cash.
Jello Biafra - A sammich!
Cabra West - Her own art gallery.
Desperate Measures - Cash.
Cameroi - Cash.
Eltaphilon Stuff.
Mattybee - Common sense and tolleration of the word "Usian" and USAmerican.
Zilam - Nothing.
Bitchkitten - *humps*
Cannot think of a name - An Amazon gift card.
Anti-Social Darwinism - Me.
I V Stalin - A job.
Rejistania - Sex.
Glitziness - StarTrek on DVD. ;)
Rameria - Cash.
Saxnot - Stuff.
Bodies Without Organs - Organs.
Johnny B Goode - A gal.
CanuckHeaven - Beer!
Dzanjir - Who the hall are you?


*passes out*

Dinaverg - Kirby!

Woohoo! With Lady Lisa and Kirby, all I need now is Terrorist Cakes. :D

Greater Trostia - a hug.

*Snipped for impressiveness*
Whoa, that there's one long list dude! Well done - and how kind of you :)

Lots of cash prizes I see :p

Gravlen - Innocence.
:eek:

I'm not innocent?? I'm as innocent as the pure driven snow! I'm so innocent I write in white text! :P

:p It so totally wasn't, sorry.

I don't believe you. :(
:eek: :(
Then again, maybe not so sorry after all.

ORLY?

Whoa, that there's one long list dude! Well done - and how kind of you :)

Thank you. :)
Lots of cash prizes I see :p

Yep, lots and lots of cash.

http://z.about.com/d/beginnersinvest/1/0/K/money.jpg
:eek:

I'm not innocent?? I'm as innocent as the pure driven snow! I'm so innocent I write in white text! :P

;)

Yeah, you're sooo innocent! I mean, you are so innocent you probably don't even know what the word "Innuendo" means, right? Because you're so innocent, and all..

I don't believe you. :( It's true. I mean, this wasn't really about actual "gifts" like you actually give to people. More about what you would give them if it was possible. Like jobs or more time, for example.

ORLY? "Talent"?? Excuse me while I go cry.

It's true. I mean, this wasn't really about actual "gifts" like you actually give to people. More about what you would give them if it was possible. Like jobs or more time, for example.

Lame.
"Talent"?? Excuse me while I go cry.

Mwahahaha!!! Pathetic little girl!

Mwahahaha!!! Pathetic little girl!

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/upyours.gif)

Muahahaa.

Dobbsworld - The world.
Like I'd know what to do with it - though it's the thought that counts, surely. Thanks Ruffy.

*starts playing with world, making water run uphill and such*

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/upyours.gif)

Muahahaa.
What can yo buy in Berlin for $2USD?
Like I'd know what to do with it - though it's the thought that counts, surely. Thanks Ruffy.

*starts playing with world, making water run uphill and such*

It's yours, do what ever you want!

*watches water flow under door*

Woohoo! With Lady Lisa and Kirby, all I need now is Terrorist Cakes. :D
For Dinaverg: A cheap clone of TC - due to budgetary restraints. Have fun ;)
*Snip*
For Neesika: A pregnant brother. Yeah that's right, brother ;)
;)

Yeah, you're sooo innocent! I mean, you are so innocent you probably don't even know what the word "Innuendo" means, right? Because you're so innocent, and all..
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angelic012.gif

In-u-end-oh? Is that some kind of musical? Or opera? Sounds exciting!

Imperial Isa: His very own tank, with the keys in the ignition.

see you on the news

Imperial isa - A spot in the army.

i be very happy with that



IL Ruffino money
Johnny B Goode money
The Beautiful Darkness more of what TBD likes
Cabra West money
Whereyouthinkyougoing money

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angelic012.gif

In-u-end-oh? Is that some kind of musical? Or opera? Sounds exciting!

Yes, it's a play about a man with a magical wand that spews powerful spells whenever it's played with.

Dryks Legacy - Cash.

Wow I got something.... thanks... I'll take all the money I can get. Wait does this mean I have to exchange it now?

Yes, it's a play about a man with a magical wand that spews powerful spells whenever it's played with.
:eek:

Mommy, I'm scared!

That doesn't seem too hard to believe.... but then again.... I don't know you.... you could be stupid and I wouldn't know.... just saying.... don't hurt me.

*Thwaps with platypus, spines facing out* :p

LOL TBD stupid?
Never.:r olleyes:

*Secures borders*

Not too much teasing, but a little is ok.;-)

Well most of the important sport is through Sattelite so one needs a decoder and a Dish, but yeah as long as i can watch sport on the tv.:-)

Hmm, was that sarcasm? o.O

And I guess I could throw in a sattelite too. :p

:-p

: cool:
But though I know they're carnivores - like sheep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-l93gltkCc) - I don't think they have the same malicious hive-minds that sheep have. They don't right? Right?

Um, riiiight... :p


TBD: The world's biggest collection of fluffles.

Mwahaha! *Shares them around, giving some to JBG and lots to Swil* :D

I feel so bad not participating in this thread, since I (my ego) think it's inspired by me.

Soo....

*takes a deep breath*
The Beautiful Darkness - A new carpet. Sorry about the stain.. :(


Ooh, just what I've always wanted! Thanks Ruffy, you're my favourite pet :fluffle:

Whoa, that there's one long list dude! Well done - and how kind of you :-)

Lots of cash prizes I see :p

:eek:

I'm not innocent?? I'm as innocent as the pure driven snow! I'm so innocent I write in white text! :P

Hmm, innocent Pedro's ass. :p

see you on the news



i be very happy with that



IL Ruffino money
Johnny B Goode money
The Beautiful Darkness more of what TBD likes
Cabra West money
Whereyouthinkyougoing money

Hehe, more of what I like, eh? I could certainly go for that. :D

*Thwaps with platypus, spines facing out* :p

Isn't that a bit of a harsh price to pay for ignorance?

Oh, for Ladamesanmerci: A SuperGrip Megastrung GTA 99 Viper Badminton racket and an active and jolly left-wing government. :)

Um, riiiight... :p
It is so, I tell you! They're evil, EVIL! Don't say I didn't warn you all, but you wouldn't listen! The day of the Mutton will be upon us soon!

Is it not written "and they shall share the same fate as those they have sheared before them?" Thou shalt heed these words! And bring pie.

Hmm, innocent Pedro's ass. :p
Um... I don't really know what to say about Pedro that... well, seeing as he listens... um...

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angelic006.gif

I've figured out what people can get me: a snow plow attachment for my wheelchair. :headbang:

I've figured out what people can get me: a snow plow attachment for my wheelchair. :headbang:

Alright. That should look pretty badass. :p

I've figured out what people can get me: a snow plow attachment for my wheelchair. :headbang:

For Maineiacs: A blowdryer to help melt the snow :)

What the hell is Kiryu-Shi going to do with a windmill? :p
Turn wheat into flour?

I feel so bad not participating in this thread, since I (my ego) think it's inspired by me.

Soo....

*takes a deep breath*

Oeck - WYTYG's house address.
Whereyouthinkyougoing - Talent.
Nesikae - A beer.
Harlesburg - A trip to Tonga.
Gravlen - Innocence.
Imperial isa - A spot in the army.
Ifreann - Beer!
Arthais101 - Cash.
Londim - A name tag.
Greater Trostia - Me.. ;)
Yootopia - Cash.
Dryks Legacy - Cash.
Czardas - And external harddrive fo his ego.
Kanabia - A hair cut.
Turquoise Days - Stuff.
Big Jim P - A poster of Agent.... *gets smacked*
Fassigen - This poster:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CFJ/1348~Man-at-Work-Posters.jpg
Wallonochia - Cash.
Katganistan - More power!
Maineiacs - Cash.
Potarius - More music.
Smunkeeville - A mirror so she can look at her pretty pink hair.
Boonytopia - Stuff.
Dinaverg - Kirby!
Kiryu-shi - A hi-tech windmill.
Monkeypimp - Nothing! Mwahahaha!!
Wilgrove - A plane.
The Beautiful Darkness - A new carpet. Sorry about the stain.. :(
Pax dei - Cash.
Chandelier - A chandelier from... Ikea.
Morganatron - Stuff.
Dobbsworld - The world.
Infinite Revolution - Cash.
Psychotic Mongooses - Cash.
Danmarc - Nothing.
Soviestan - A brain.
Camdenelphia - Me.. ;)
Siap - Cash.
Posi - A better sister.
King Bodacious - Love.
Eve Online - Cash.
Jello Biafra - A sammich!
Cabra West - Her own art gallery.
Desperate Measures - Cash.
Cameroi - Cash.
Eltaphilon Stuff.
Mattybee - Common sense and tolleration of the word "Usian" and USAmerican.
Zilam - Nothing.
Bitchkitten - *humps*
Cannot think of a name - An Amazon gift card.
Anti-Social Darwinism - Me.
I V Stalin - A job.
Rejistania - Sex.
Glitziness - StarTrek on DVD. ;)
Rameria - Cash.
Saxnot - Stuff.
Bodies Without Organs - Organs.
Johnny B Goode - A gal.
CanuckHeaven - Beer!
Dzanjir - Who the hall are you?


*passes out*
Wow you are displaying a sense of effort that i can't be arsed achieving.:)
And Tonga alright.:cool:

Oeck - WYTYG's house address.

Do excuse me?!

For Neesika: A pregnant brother. Yeah that's right, brother ;)

Bah, that's the one that never wants kids anyway :( I think he'd make a fantastic mother, personally.

I feel so bad not participating in this thread, since I (my ego) think it's inspired by me.

Soo....

*takes a deep breath*

Oeck - WYTYG's house address.
Whereyouthinkyougoing - Talent.
Nesikae - A beer.
Harlesburg - A trip to Tonga.
Gravlen - Innocence.
Imperial isa - A spot in the army.
Ifreann - Beer!
Arthais101 - Cash.
Londim - A name tag.
Greater Trostia - Me.. ;)
Yootopia - Cash.
Dryks Legacy - Cash.
Czardas - And external harddrive fo his ego.
Kanabia - A hair cut.
Turquoise Days - Stuff.
Big Jim P - A poster of Agent.... *gets smacked*
Fassigen - This poster:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CFJ/1348~Man-at-Work-Posters.jpg
Wallonochia - Cash.
Katganistan - More power!
Maineiacs - Cash.
Potarius - More music.
Smunkeeville - A mirror so she can look at her pretty pink hair.
Boonytopia - Stuff.
Dinaverg - Kirby!
Kiryu-shi - A hi-tech windmill.
Monkeypimp - Nothing! Mwahahaha!!
Wilgrove - A plane.
The Beautiful Darkness - A new carpet. Sorry about the stain.. :(
Pax dei - Cash.
Chandelier - A chandelier from... Ikea.
Morganatron - Stuff.
Dobbsworld - The world.
Infinite Revolution - Cash.
Psychotic Mongooses - Cash.
Danmarc - Nothing.
Soviestan - A brain.
Camdenelphia - Me.. ;)
Siap - Cash.
Posi - A better sister.
King Bodacious - Love.
Eve Online - Cash.
Jello Biafra - A sammich!
Cabra West - Her own art gallery.
Desperate Measures - Cash.
Cameroi - Cash.
Eltaphilon Stuff.
Mattybee - Common sense and tolleration of the word "Usian" and USAmerican.
Zilam - Nothing.
Bitchkitten - *humps*
Cannot think of a name - An Amazon gift card.
Anti-Social Darwinism - Me.
I V Stalin - A job.
Rejistania - Sex.
Glitziness - StarTrek on DVD. ;)
Rameria - Cash.
Saxnot - Stuff.
Bodies Without Organs - Organs.
Johnny B Goode - A gal.
CanuckHeaven - Beer!
Dzanjir - Who the hall are you?


*passes out*

Oh, Ruffy. Just for you - dinner - Boef Bourgignon with mushrooms, sage dumplings, asparagus amandice and, for dessert, double chocolate cake with cooked fudge frosting.

Isn't that a bit of a harsh price to pay for ignorance?
Spines spurs tis all the same.
Hmm, was that sarcasm? o.O

And I guess I could throw in a sattelite too. :p
No it was'nt sarcasm.

Yay Sport on TV!

Nesikae - A beer. Make that beer for Neesika, and I'll take it, as long as it wasn't brewed in the US :P

Greater Trostia - Me.. ;) Huh? GT doesn't swing that way....

I demand another gift!

oh, and thanks Ruffy, the pink hair was a big hit today at church :eek: :D it's starting to wash out though, everyone suggested I do blue next.

Do excuse me?!
You are excused.
Oh, Ruffy. Just for you - dinner - Boef Bourgignon with mushrooms, sage dumplings, asparagus amandice and, for dessert, double chocolate cake with cooked fudge frosting.

http://www.viggy.com/forum/icon_smile_tongue_jumbo.gif

And what wine would you suggest I drink with this orgasmic dinner?

You are excused.


http://www.viggy.com/forum/icon_smile_tongue_jumbo.gif

And what wine would you suggest I drink with this orgasmic dinner?

I have a very nice Beaulieu Vineyards Rutherford Cabernet Sauvignon - 2004.

I demand another gift!

Lady, when you open your mail box in a few weeks, you wont even be able to think about more gifts..
oh, and thanks Ruffy, the pink hair was a big hit today at church :eek: :D it's starting to wash out though, everyone suggested I do blue next.

BLUE! Yay!

Make that beer for Neesika, and I'll take it, as long as it wasn't brewed in the US :P
You like Guinness?
Huh? GT doesn't swing that way....
Hey, I can cook..
I have a very nice Beaulieu Vineyards Rutherford Cabernet Sauvignon - 2004.
That'll do. :)

What the hell is Kiryu-Shi going to do with a windmill? :p

Putting them on random hills so they look pretty for people with talent like WYTYG or Ruffy to come along and takes pretty pictures of them.....Duh...:p

Ladamesansmerci: A poetry book with all her poems in it, and a copy of Hamlet.
Awww, how nice of you. :)
Dinaverg: Ladamesansmerci.

Don't even think about it.
^_^
You too. Don't even THINK about it.
Oh, for Ladamesanmerci: A SuperGrip Megastrung GTA 99 Viper Badminton racket and an active and jolly left-wing government. :)
Mock me all you want, but I shall not submit! :p

Thanks for the gift anyway. :p

Kanabia - A hair cut.

I don't need no stinkin' haircut.

*wants a gift too, but is too shy to say so*

*wants a gift too, but is too shy to say so*

*gives Kreitz a mystery ball*

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg

I don't need no stinkin' haircut.
yes you do. :p
*wants a gift too, but is too shy to say so*
Kreitz: $1000 shopping spree at any clothing, make up, or accessory store of her choice. *nods*

yes you do. :p

Don't! Nobody even knows what my hair looks like anymore, so heh.

Monkeypimp - Nothing! Mwahahaha!!






oh.

Don't! Nobody even knows what my hair looks like anymore, so heh.
You probably still look like a dirty hippie. :p

oh.

lol.

I give Monkeypimp a pink cadillac.

You probably still look like a dirty hippie. :p

Hippie, yes, dirty no. :p

*gives Kreitz a mystery ball*

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpgThanks love. It's a very nice looking ball. Though I have this urge to pull out my leatherman and saw it open to see if it actually contains a mystery. Would that be rude, or should I wait till everyone is gone?
Kreitz: $1000 shopping spree at any clothing, make up, or accessory store of her choice. *nods*
Nice! I think I'll choose Plenty in Vancouver. they tend to have interesting stuff.
Also, who knew you could get stuff by merely *thinking* that you wanted a gift! Even awkward hints have been rendered redundant.

I don't need no stinkin' haircut.
You do, you really really do.
*wants a gift too, but is too shy to say so*
I feel I owe you, since you did take pictures of candy for me..
*gives you a private jet*
*gives Kreitz a mystery ball*

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg
Em.. don't you mean...

http://www.forth.tv/portfolio/wonderball.sm.gif
Oh do ya do ya do ya wonder "What's in a Wonder Ball?!"
*understands that it's the same damn thing*
oh.

*feels sorry*
*gives you cash*

I feel so bad not participating in this thread, since I (my ego) think it's inspired by me.

Soo....

*takes a deep breath*

Oeck - WYTYG's house address.
Whereyouthinkyougoing - Talent.
Nesikae - A beer.
Harlesburg - A trip to Tonga.
Gravlen - Innocence.
Imperial isa - A spot in the army.
Ifreann - Beer!
Arthais101 - Cash.
Londim - A name tag.
Greater Trostia - Me.. ;)
Yootopia - Cash.
Dryks Legacy - Cash.
Czardas - And external harddrive fo his ego.
Kanabia - A hair cut.
Turquoise Days - Stuff.
Big Jim P - A poster of Agent.... *gets smacked*
Fassigen - This poster:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CFJ/1348~Man-at-Work-Posters.jpg
Wallonochia - Cash.
Katganistan - More power!
Maineiacs - Cash.
Potarius - More music.
Smunkeeville - A mirror so she can look at her pretty pink hair.
Boonytopia - Stuff.
Dinaverg - Kirby!
Kiryu-shi - A hi-tech windmill.
Monkeypimp - Nothing! Mwahahaha!!
Wilgrove - A plane.
The Beautiful Darkness - A new carpet. Sorry about the stain.. :(
Pax dei - Cash.
Chandelier - A chandelier from... Ikea.
Morganatron - Stuff.
Dobbsworld - The world.
Infinite Revolution - Cash.
Psychotic Mongooses - Cash.
Danmarc - Nothing.
Soviestan - A brain.
Camdenelphia - Me.. ;)
Siap - Cash.
Posi - A better sister.
King Bodacious - Love.
Eve Online - Cash.
Jello Biafra - A sammich!
Cabra West - Her own art gallery.
Desperate Measures - Cash.
Cameroi - Cash.
Eltaphilon Stuff.
Mattybee - Common sense and tolleration of the word "Usian" and USAmerican.
Zilam - Nothing.
Bitchkitten - *humps*
Cannot think of a name - An Amazon gift card.
Anti-Social Darwinism - Me.
I V Stalin - A job.
Rejistania - Sex.
Glitziness - StarTrek on DVD. ;)
Rameria - Cash.
Saxnot - Stuff.
Bodies Without Organs - Organs.
Johnny B Goode - A gal.
CanuckHeaven - Beer!
Dzanjir - Who the hall are you?


*passes out*


How much cash?

*gives Kreitz a mystery ball*

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NERK2qZrY8

Katganistan: blue contact lenses.

LOL!

I shouldn't do it, but I will...

*sings* Don't it make her brown eyes, don't it make her brown eyes, don't it make her brown eyes blue? :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NERK2qZrY8

OMG! I'd forgotten about that one! Classic!

Thanks love. It's a very nice looking ball. Though I have this urge to pull out my leatherman and saw it open to see if it actually contains a mystery. Would that be rude, or should I wait till everyone is gone?

Go for it. I don't know what's inside either. It's a mystery. :)

You do, you really really do.

Don't. >.<


Em.. don't you mean...

http://www.forth.tv/portfolio/wonderball.sm.gif
Oh do ya do ya do ya wonder "What's in a Wonder Ball?!"
*understands that it's the same damn thing*

No, i'm actually quite sure I didn't. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NERK2qZrY8

:p

Putting them on random hills so they look pretty for people with talent like WYTYG or Ruffy to come along and takes pretty pictures of them.....Duh...:pAww... :fluffle:
See, Ruffy? That's how it's done. *sniffle*.

*wants a gift too, but is too shy to say so*
For Kreitzmoorland: a haircut that always fits her mood, her style and her wardrobe and that looks like no teenager ever had it before her.
And a nice big shiny name tag. :)

yes you do. :p
Are ye insane? He so totally doesn't.

oh.:(

Are ye insane? He so totally doesn't.

:D :fluffle:

Dzanjir - Who the hall are you?
I'm Dzanjir, of course..... more to the point, who are you?


Woohoo! With Lady Lisa and Kirby, all I need now is Terrorist Cakes. :D

You won't be able to travel on airplanes, though.

I'm Dzanjir, of course..... more to the point, who are you?

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked016.gifYou don't know who Ruffy is????
http://www.heart-disease-bypass-surgery.com/data/images/scared.gif

For Dzanjir: I give you the gift of knowledge. :p

But always remember:
http://content.crazyphotos.com/shocked.jpg

You don't know who Ruffy is????

Well, not in that way.

Well, not in that way.

But biblically? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked005.gif

*is speachless*

Hey, I got more stuff! :eek: :D

Rameria: Her own dating advice column.
Not sure what I did to deserve that? Thanks anyway though.

Rameria - Cash.
Sweet! Cash is always good.

What to get you in return...

Johnny B Goode: Self-confidence, and a girlfriend.
Ruffy: An open bar, and a job as a photographer.

Aww... :fluffle:
See, Ruffy? That's how it's done. *sniffle*.

:)
*feels all touchy feely*

Hey, I got more stuff! :eek: :D


Not sure what I did to deserve that? Thanks anyway though.


Sweet! Cash is always good.

What to get you in return...

Johnny B Goode: Self-confidence, and a girlfriend.
Ruffy: An open bar, and a job as a photographer.

I'm almost certain I gave you cash at some point.

I'm almost certain I gave you cash at some point.
You did? Thanks! :fluffle:

My gift to you is Terrorist Cakes. ;) I also confer upon you the title "Grand Poobah of Wikipedia."

You did? Thanks! :fluffle:

My gift to you is Terrorist Cakes. ;-) I also confer upon you the title "Grand Poobah of Wikipedia."

Yay! Who says the internet can't bring you happiness?

Ruffy gets protection. Several kinds of protection.

You did? Thanks! :fluffle:

My gift to you is Terrorist Cakes. ;) I also confer upon you the title "Grand Poobah of Wikipedia."

Hey! How can you justify giving one person to another? Especially if this person is busy being intensely limerent towards someone else...

Hey! How can you justify giving one person to another? Especially if this person is busy being intensely limerent towards someone else...
*sigh* Well, if you're going to be offended, I have no choice...

I hereby amend my gift to Dinaverg. Instead of TC, he now gets a TC from an alternate universe who is interested in being given as a gift to Dinaverg. :p

Hey! How can you justify giving one person to another? Especially if this person is busy being intensely limerent towards someone else...

Everyone deserves a first chance, eh? :)

Hey! How can you justify giving one person to another? Especially if this person is busy being intensely limerent towards someone else...

Yeah! At least I was considerate enough to get him a (cheap) clone, knowing that the trafficking of people would be frowned upon. ;)

Oh, and for Terrorist Cakes: A romantic cruise / weekend for two, one invitation she's free to send to whomever she'd like to invite...

Aw heck, I'll throw in a guaranteed positive response this once :p

I am appalled at the lack of prezzies. I'm going to go hide in a corner and cry myself to sleep now.

I demand a statue one billion cubits in height. Also a robotic body to transfer myself in to. Also gold.

I am appalled at the lack of prezzies. I'm going to go hide in a corner and cry myself to sleep now.
I hereby present you with a teleportation device that allows you to visit your best friend whenever you want (yes, I just read your dilemma thread).

I am appalled at the lack of prezzies. I'm going to go hide in a corner and cry myself to sleep now.

...or play badminton ;)

*Smug 'cause I've given you something already, including the general handing out of chocolate*

I hereby present you with a teleportation device that allows you to visit your best friend whenever you want (yes, I just read your dilemma thread).
YAY! That's the best present ever! *hugs Rameria*
...or play badminton ;)

*Smug 'cause I've given you something already, including the general handing out of chocolate*
Yes, you're special. :p

YAY! That's the best present ever! *hugs Rameria*
Glad you like it! :)

Yeah! At least I was considerate enough to get him a (cheap) clone, knowing that the trafficking of people would be frowned upon. ;)

Oh, and for Terrorist Cakes: A romantic cruise / weekend for two, one invitation she's free to send to whomever she'd like to invite...

Aw heck, I'll throw in a guaranteed positive response this once :p

Hehe. Why, thank you Gravlen! I'll send you some of my famous cookies, baked with love. And I'll try to find five minutes between make-out sessions to send you a comical postcard, too.

oh.
*Gift Monkeypimp a Sexy New Zealand Batting order that scores 260 runs+ per innings and averages over 38.*

Hehe. Why, thank you Gravlen! I'll send you some of my famous cookies, baked with love. And I'll try to find five minutes between make-out sessions to send you a comical postcard, too.

Those two sentences don't look good next to each other ;)

Isn't that a bit of a harsh price to pay for ignorance?

Perhaps. *Calls medics*


It is so, I tell you! They're evil, EVIL! Don't say I didn't warn you all, but you wouldn't listen! The day of the Mutton will be upon us soon!

Is it not written "and they shall share the same fate as those they have sheared before them?" Thou shalt heed these words! And bring pie.


Um... I don't really know what to say about Pedro that... well, seeing as he listens... um...

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angelic006.gif

o.O

But biblically? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked005.gif

ROFL

I am appalled at the lack of prezzies. I'm going to go hide in a corner and cry myself to sleep now.

I offer you flights, so you may go visit all the people who have offered you floor space! :D

I feel so bad not participating in this thread, since I (my ego) think it's inspired by me.

Soo....

*takes a deep breath*

Oeck - WYTYG's house address.
Whereyouthinkyougoing - Talent.
Nesikae - A beer.
Harlesburg - A trip to Tonga.
Gravlen - Innocence.
Imperial isa - A spot in the army.
Ifreann - Beer!
Arthais101 - Cash.
Londim - A name tag.
Greater Trostia - Me.. ;)
Yootopia - Cash.
Dryks Legacy - Cash.
Czardas - And external harddrive fo his ego.
Kanabia - A hair cut.
Turquoise Days - Stuff.
Big Jim P - A poster of Agent.... *gets smacked*
Fassigen - This poster:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CFJ/1348~Man-at-Work-Posters.jpg
Wallonochia - Cash.
Katganistan - More power!
Maineiacs - Cash.
Potarius - More music.
Smunkeeville - A mirror so she can look at her pretty pink hair.
Boonytopia - Stuff.
Dinaverg - Kirby!
Kiryu-shi - A hi-tech windmill.
Monkeypimp - Nothing! Mwahahaha!!
Wilgrove - A plane.
The Beautiful Darkness - A new carpet. Sorry about the stain.. :(
Pax dei - Cash.
Chandelier - A chandelier from... Ikea.
Morganatron - Stuff.
Dobbsworld - The world.
Infinite Revolution - Cash.
Psychotic Mongooses - Cash.
Danmarc - Nothing.
Soviestan - A brain.
Camdenelphia - Me.. ;)
Siap - Cash.
Posi - A better sister.
King Bodacious - Love.
Eve Online - Cash.
Jello Biafra - A sammich!
Cabra West - Her own art gallery.
Desperate Measures - Cash.
Cameroi - Cash.
Eltaphilon Stuff.
Mattybee - Common sense and tolleration of the word "Usian" and USAmerican.
Zilam - Nothing.
Bitchkitten - *humps*
Cannot think of a name - An Amazon gift card.
Anti-Social Darwinism - Me.
I V Stalin - A job.
Rejistania - Sex.
Glitziness - StarTrek on DVD. ;)
Rameria - Cash.
Saxnot - Stuff.
Bodies Without Organs - Organs.
Johnny B Goode - A gal.
CanuckHeaven - Beer!
Dzanjir - Who the hall are you?


*passes out*

For Ruffy: A pic of Elrond and a :upyours:
:p

Oh and some lighter fluid.

Eltaphilon Stuff.

Stuff!

Hehe. Why, thank you Gravlen! I'll send you some of my famous cookies, baked with love. And I'll try to find five minutes between make-out sessions to send you a comical postcard, too.
Woot! Cookies! :fluffle:

o.O
;)

ROFL
:fluffle:

I offer you flights, so you may go visit all the people who have offered you floor space! :D
...or couch space? :p

I looove my couch! ...Platonically, of course :rolleyes: :p