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So, let's say you were to pick the perfect gift for some of your fellow NSers, what would it be?


What do they desperately need, what do they want, what do you wish they finally got already so your sanity might stay intact?


Oh, and easy on the flaming, if you please. Yeah, it's going to be hard. *pats*



My list so far: :p


I V Stalin: A job. Preferably as a journalist. And Kanabia's sodding chocolate.

Neu Leonstein: A sound push back to the left.

Il Ruffino: Broadband.

Harlesburg: Spellcheck.

Cannot think of a name: A dune buggy and a flop-eared bunny. And spellcheck.

SoWiBi: New hair. And spellcheck, beginner's edition.

Kilobugya, Gravlen, Infinite Revolution and Rameria: A fluffly halo each.

Kanabia: An awesome girlfriend and a better job.

PM & Glitziness: A room.

Smunkeeville: Time.

Neesika and Arthais101: Playtime.

The Potato Factory: That dreaded open mind.

Fass: Love. And fluffles. Lots of fluffles.

RuleCaucasia: A whole new forum all for himself.

:)

Cannot think of a name: A dune buggy and a flop-eared bunny. And spellcheck.
Sweet, me and the bunny are going to ride around in our dune buggy and solve mysteries!

(and correct people's spelling...)

I actually don't know what I'd give my fellow NSers. Well, there are a few I share a spliff the size of my forearm with, track day passes and a pack a sweet rides to others. Hmmm, the first annual NSG GP, that's be sweet.


...until I lost...you bastards...

Pour WYTYG : Judicious use of the space bar, and for Jolt to allow names about, say, 4 or so characters longer.

Allanea: a visa for the USA

Bedistan: a Kumquat

Schiavonia: Throwing pies

I give the gift of beer and tacos to my fellow NSers. :D

A troll carrier which would be similar to this:

http://www.prosoundweb.com/fun/Photofun/38_cat_carrier.jpg

PM & Glitziness: A room.

Hahahaha :D
Can it be a pretty one, with a sea view? :) and a nice big king size bed...... :P

Though we'd come back to visit, cos we know that you all love us really :p :fluffle:



And I'll get thinking.... what do you all want? *gets our fairy wand to grant wishes :p*

A cattle prod.



What...?

The gift I got from the secret santa on the party thread was great.:)

Pour WYTYG : Judicious use of the space bar, and for Jolt to allow names about, say, 4 or so characters longer.

I don't know what you mean, I can use the space bar just fine.

*shiftyeyes*

The gift I got for the secret santa on the party thread was great.:)
Aw, yay! =)

The gift I got for the secret santa on the party thread was great.:)

Oh crap!! I completely forgot all about that!

*runs to make a prezzie*

I don't know what you mean, I can use the space bar just fine.

*shiftyeyes*

Its the enter key you seem to be having trouble with. :p Have you seen a doctor about that?


I get generalites Time. There's never enough of it. Especially during exam season.
EDIT: I seem to be having the same problem. :eek:

I'd pay for an Uber-NSG-International Meet.

I don't know what you mean, I can use the space bar just fine.

*shiftyeyes*
*whistles politely and then runs*

for you: (that's the OP, not you) I give your very own isketch where you can make up whatever words you want.


for Ruffy: broadband, and some $$ and the entire Disney library of Karaoke music.


for CToaN: time and money to make the next great movie

for me: chocolate. :D

Its the enter key you seem to be having trouble with. :p Have you seen a doctor about that?

EDIT: I seem to be having the same problem. :eek:
Okay, now you are confusing me... Do I have some nasty layouting habit I'm not aware off? <.< >.>

Okay, now you are confusing me... Do I have some nasty layouting habit I'm not aware off? <.< >.>
Not that I know of, no.

Neesika and Arthais101: Playtime.

The fu...

for you: (that's the OP, not you) I give your very own isketch where you can make up whatever words you want.


for Ruffy: broadband, and some $$ and the entire Disney library of Karaoke music.


for CToaN: time and money to make the next great movie

for me: chocolate. :D

I know what'd be great for teh Smunk. Some manner of uber-babysitter who could temporarily take over some of her various jobs and give her a break now and then.

Okay, now you are confusing me... Do I have some nasty layouting habit I'm not aware off? <.< >.>

Its the gaps between lines of the OP. It seemed worth commenting on at the time, now I'm not so sure...

>.>

Fass: Love. And fluffles. Lots of fluffles.

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angry033.gif

What? I get nothing?

for you: (that's the OP, not you) I give your very own isketch where you can make up whatever words you want. Excellent! All hail the new iSketch Queen.

Not that I know of, no. Phew.

The fu... Oh, don't be like that. *pats* :p

Its the gaps between lines of the OP. It seemed worth commenting on at the time, now I'm not so sure...

>.>What, I just like my posts to be readable. If you can't do it through content you gotta go for formatting. ;)

I get generalites Time. There's never enough of it. Especially during exam season.


That'd be really great.:)

We finished our exams by Dec. 19, but now that school has resumed here the homework is picking up. I'm taking a break from homework right now.

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angry033.gif
:fluffle:

You knew I would post this, so stfu. =)

What? I get nothing?

You can have the 'treatment'...*shiftyeyes*

And where is my present?! Fine I'll buy my own present....

What, I just like my posts to be readable. If you can't do it through content you gotta go for formatting. ;)

Fair enough. I blame too much caffeine on my part. :)

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angry033.gif
I'd get you one of these :

http://www.istitutomazzini.napoli.it/lingue/comenius/attivita/wienfilme/Fastfood/Baguette.jpg

It's a baguette, plus art, plus it might help you to refresh your memories of German from high school a bit (urmm... only a very tiny amount, though).

What? I get nothing?
You get informed about the spam forum so you can up your post count.
Excellent! All hail the new iSketch Queen.
*hails*

A troll-seeking missile, for the forum at large.

What? I get nothing?

You can have the 'treatment'...*shiftyeyes*

And where is my present?! Fine I'll buy my own present....
Well, I wasn't intending to gift stuff to all of NSG all by myself, I would be broke in no time. Just think of all the copies of spellcheck alone! :eek:

Somebody will come along and give you something. Maybe. :p

Oh, don't be like that. *pats* :p

That will depend entirely on where and what you're patting.

I'd get you one of these :

http://www.istitutomazzini.napoli.it/lingue/comenius/attivita/wienfilme/Fastfood/Baguette.jpg

It's a baguette, plus art, plus it might help you to refresh your memories of German from high school a bit (urmm... only a very tiny amount, though).

So cute. :p

What? I get nothing?
You get a shred of recognition, with a mere 10 posts, and maybe one of these -

http://it.geocities.com/tonibin/owl/owl.png

One day you could get it trained enough to say "O Rly?" at any vaguely opportune moment. Possibly.

Well, I wasn't intending to gift stuff to all of NSG all by myself, I would be broke in no time. Just think of all the copies of spellcheck alone! :eek:

Somebody will come along and give you something. Maybe. :p

If you get me a present I'll wanr you about that thing that I've stuffed in your toilet...

That will depend entirely on where and what you're patting.
That will depend entirely on where and what you're offering.

You get a shred of recognition, with a mere 10 posts, and maybe one of these -

http://it.geocities.com/tonibin/owl/owl.png

One day you could get it trained enough to say "O Rly?" at any vaguely opportune moment. Possibly.

I know a great owl trainer. He'll include "Nowai!" free when you get "Yarly" training.

If you get me a present I'll wanr you about that thing that I've stuffed in your toilet...
Alright.

Londim: That thing I just found stuffed in my toilet. :)

That will depend entirely on where and what you're offering.

touche.

Alright.

Londim: That thing I just found stuffed in my toilet. :)

Hooray a bar of solid gold! Just what I always wanted! *laughs at WYTYG*

If you get me a present I'll wanr you about that thing that I've stuffed in your toilet...

I'll give you a present not to warn her. For the lols.

Curses, too late.

If you get me a present I'll wanr you about that thing that I've stuffed in your toilet...
I'd get you whatever's left of this ship in Scapa Flow

http://www.warship.get.net.pl/Niemcy/Battleships/1916_Bayern_class/Bayern_07.jpg

And some kind of rust repair kit.

touche. You wish. ;)

Hooray a bar of solid gold! Just what I always wanted! *laughs at WYTYG*
Did I mention I didn't flush? :)

I'll give you a present not to warn her. For the lols.

Curses, too late.

Do not worry.... I meant the other toilet.....


Nad hooray a free ship and rust repair kit!

You wish. ;)


Did I mention I didn't flush? :)

You obviously think I care :p

You wish. ;)


Did I mention I didn't flush? :)

You obviously think I care :p

I am in the process of putting a giftstogether for Smunkee. When she gets it, she better like it. :mad:

I V Stalin: A job. Preferably as a journalist. And Kanabia's sodding chocolate.
Could you get me some painkillers that actually work as well? I am currently in great pain from a pulled intercostal muscle and it hurts to buggery.

But thank you very much for the thought...and for putting me top of the list. I guess that just means I moan too much, though. Sorry. :(

I'd get Ifreann those tapes of him with Pedro, so he can burn them...or do whatever else he wants with them...;)

You wish. ;)

On occassion.

Could you get me some painkillers that actually work as well? I am currently in great pain from a pulled intercostal muscle and it hurts to buggery.

But thank you very much for the thought...and for putting me top of the list. I guess that just means I moan too much, though. Sorry. :(

I'd get Ifreann those tapes of him with Pedro, so he can burn them...or do whatever else he wants with them...;)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Kilobugya, Gravlen, Infinite Revolution and Rameria: A fluffly halo each.
Aww. :fluffle:

WYTYG: Chocolate and and a neverending supply of plane tickets to go places and take really cool pics for us to look at.

Smunkee: Time, her own personal masseuse, and perpetual good health.

Glitz and PM: The ability to see each other more often.

Shaolin: Cold hard cash, and GW. :p

*becomes depressed that I am not well known enough in the forums to be offered a present*

Eutrusca gets my respect. (Is he still alive?)

Londim can have a hug from a fellow not well-known enough person

That guy who got evicted can get a cool place to live.

I am in the process of putting a giftstogether for Smunkee. When she gets it, she better like it. :mad:

the thought that you would get me anything has made me giddy for about a week.

You and I truly share the same brain and there probably isn't a person in the world who would get me a better gift (present company in the house excluded)

Carnivorous Lickers- raw meat and a woman down on all fours

Fass- a Cree woman to work out his hidden heterosexual desires with

Czardas- more people who appreciate his subtle, and devastating wit

SoWiBi- a training regime including, 'how to tell people to fuck off', 'oh yeah grammar nazis, bite my ass' and 'Sinuhue, jump me now!'

Drunk Commies- he needs Jesussaves back. We all do.

WYTYG- a good spanking

Trostia-a tool that he can use to reach through the interweb, to smack the shit out of racists and pedophiles. And lots of sex.

Melkor- some cigarettes

Cluichistan-blood pressure medication

Gift-of-God-pisco, una empanada de pino, y un DVD del 'Chavo de Ocho'

Dobbs-ha, continuing to rock is gift enough!

So, let's say you were to pick the perfect gift for some of your fellow NSers, what would it be?

I can't believe no one said it yet, so I shall: A life? Okay, mandatory lame jokes aside..

SoWiBi: New hair. And spellcheck, beginner's edition.
My hair's fine, lady. All new and shiny and wonderful, without no help from you :]

That, and I need no spellchecker. Either I care and I spell like the Elk himself, or I don't care and thus wouldn't need it. Hah.



SoWiBi- a training regime including, 'how to tell people to fuck off', 'oh yeah grammar nazis, bite my ass' and 'Sinuhue, jump me now!'

I cannot, for the life of me, fathom how you came to the conclusion I need any training regimen in any of the abovementioned.

to all of you a Jolt that dose not play up

I cannot, for the life of me, fathom how you came to the conclusion I need any training regimen in any of the abovementioned.

You're too passive, love...you need to get into the fire and brimstone part of NS. And well, sex with me is just always a suggestion I toss in :P

Trostia-a tool that he can use to reach through the interweb, to smack the shit out of racists and pedophiles. And lots of sex.


Ooh! At the SAME TIME? I'm all for it. Thanks!

And a gift to me is obviously, a gift to you as well.

Kilobugya, Gravlen, Infinite Revolution and Rameria: A fluffly halo each.

Yay! :D

For WYTYG: My thanks, appreciation, and a fistful of fluffles back!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: WYTYG! :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

You're too passive, love...
Heh. That's a first.
you need to get into the fire and brimstone part of NS.
Hmm, would the correct, learning-by-doing answer now be to tell you to sweetly fuck off, or do I better stick with the old "Thanks, but no thanks" at this stage?
And well, sex with me is just always a suggestion I toss in :P
Still remember what I told you about not making promises you don't wanna keep? And *you* tell *me* about learning..

For Every generalite:

The one thing that should make everyone happy. The one true source of joy and pleasure. The thing that makes the world go round, and plenty of it:
:eek: CHOCOLATE! :eek:

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

Aw, and let's not be cheap: I'll toss in a couple of strawberries as well.
http://www.atlantachocolatecompany.com/images/90strawberry2.jpg

Enjoy your gifts :p

http://www.gianteagle.com/media/images/tov_recipes/classic_chocolate_fondue.jpg http://admin.peanutsusa.com/images/ContentManagement/Recipes/Peanut%20Butter%20and%20Chocolate%20Fondue%20Web.jpg

Witt-Witt, by the way, gets a brand-new accent for her German, so that she needn't bother with that abomination of a Southern accent no more. And if there's still room in the box (and I'm not over the weight limit yet), I might also include a long list of collected ideas for fluffy, content-free threads to resort to when she gets that urge again.

As for Sinuhue.. I think she's the woman who knows how to get whatever she wants very much without the help of meager little me, so my present to her will probably be a voucher from me promising to stay clear of the firing range so that she can aim better.

Oh, and Fassigen may or may not appreciate a promise by me to install a TV in my room and work on my cinematographic deficiencies, but.. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

http://www.gianteagle.com/media/imag...ate_fondue.jpg http://admin.peanutsusa.com/images/C...ndue%20Web.jpg

Hah, I had chocolate fondue on New Year's Eve! It was brilliant.

Still remember what I told you about not making promises you don't wanna keep? And *you* tell *me* about learning..

Hon, I'm not a tease. Follow-through is my forte. Should I bring massage oil?

For Every generalite:

The one thing that should make everyone happy. The one true source of joy and pleasure. The thing that makes the world go round, and plenty of it:
:eek: CHOCOLATE! :eek:

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

Aw, and let's not be cheap: I'll toss in a couple of strawberries as well.
http://www.atlantachocolatecompany.com/images/90strawberry2.jpg

Enjoy your gifts :p

http://www.gianteagle.com/media/images/tov_recipes/classic_chocolate_fondue.jpg http://admin.peanutsusa.com/images/ContentManagement/Recipes/Peanut%20Butter%20and%20Chocolate%20Fondue%20Web.jpg

ok i go with that, but a nice war for me be better

As for Sinuhue.. I think she's the woman who knows how to get whatever she wants very much without the help of meager little me, so my present to her will probably be a voucher from me promising to stay clear of the firing range so that she can aim better. Oooh...very good! I've missed your spectacular brand of verbal lashings!

Hon, I'm not a tease. Follow-through is my forte. Should I bring massage oil?
I really don't care whether or not you want to bring a bottle of oil or not, as long as you don't intend to bring a massage.. I hate those with a burning passion.
So when do I expect you in Germany - or shall I wait for my plane ticket in my mailbox?
Oooh...very good! I've missed your spectacular brand of verbal lashings!

I assume you are as acutely aware of the double meaning of 'miss' in the English language as I am.

Witt-Witt, by the way, gets a brand-new accent for her German, so that she needn't bother with that abomination of a Southern accent no more. And if there's still room in the box (and I'm not over the weight limit yet), I might also include a long list of collected ideas for fluffy, content-free threads to resort to when she gets that urge again.
:eek: That's a fantastic idea! Send it along pronto!

We need fluffy threads :)

Hah, I had chocolate fondue on New Year's Eve! It was brilliant.
It is indeed brilliant. Thank the powers someone invented melted chocolate http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/toothbrush.gif:D
ok i go with that, but a nice war for me be better
A war? :confused: Huh. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing! Say it again now.
War! Huh! What is it good for! Absolutely nothing!

I really don't care whether or not you want to bring a bottle of oil or not, as long as you don't intend to bring a massage.. I hate those with a burning passion.
So when do I expect you in Germany - or shall I wait for my plane ticket in my mailbox? Why can't you live somewhere cheaper to get to...like Cuba? (pouts)...now I'm going to have to wait until I'm employed again. Hates massages *files for future reference*...

I assume you are as acutely aware of the double meaning of 'miss' in the English language as I am.
Stop it woman, you're making me pant.

:eek: That's a fantastic idea! Send it along pronto!

We need fluffy threads :)

Dunno. I consider it a Powerful Weapon, and her hands to be unsafe for it.

It is indeed brilliant. Thank the powers someone invented melted chocolate http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/toothbrush.gif:D

Umm. Thank the Elk that someone invented chocolate, full stop. :]

Arthais101-what does one get for someone who already has everything?

Sumamba Buwhan-gropes, lots of gropes.

Murvyets-an automated post that precedes her entrance into threads with, "Prepare to have your asses handed to you..."

Wilgrove-another trip through University please :P

Ikfaldu-a slap on the knuckles for every overuse of the caps key.

Ocean Drive-una mujer caliente y comunista.

A war? :confused: Huh. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing! Say it again now.
War! Huh! What is it good for! Absolutely nothing!

stops me driving my family nut's or it the other way round,i don't know no more

Arthais101-what does one get for someone who already has everything?

I'm sure I can think of something, what ya offering?

Why can't you live somewhere cheaper to get to...like Cuba?
If I lived in Cuba, I'd probably neither be allowed to post on here, nor would I want/need to bother looking as far as the internets for steamy-hot women. Exercise better care in what you wish for, lady.
(pouts)...now I'm going to have to wait until I'm employed again.
As long as your butt hasn't got wrinkly by the time you manage.
Hates massages *files for future reference*...
You better. I've been told that trying to subject me to that cruelty may result in painful repercussions from me. *remembers, shuddering*

Stop it woman, you're making me pant.
As you wish, ma'am. Wouldn't want to make this a strenuous experience for you. *withdraws*

Could you get me some painkillers that actually work as well? I am currently in great pain from a pulled intercostal muscle and it hurts to buggery.

But thank you very much for the thought...and for putting me top of the list. I guess that just means I moan too much, though. Sorry. :(
Alright.

I V Stalin: Some painkillers that actually work.

And no, dumbass, you being on top of the list is completely random, as is the whole list. And you don't moan too much. *fluffles*

WYTYG: Chocolate and and a neverending supply of plane tickets to go places and take really cool pics for us to look at. Aww and yay! *starts packing and munching* :)

*becomes depressed that I am not well known enough in the forums to be offered a present*

Aww. No sad faces in a happy thread!

Siap: a brand new "Hello, my Name Is ...." tag. =)

That guy who got evicted can get a cool place to live. I had him in the OP! But I took it out because I wasn't sure about if it was Branin or Baratstan (my brain works by initials, it seems) and jolt was too wonky to check. :/ But I'm pretty sure it's Branin.

Branin (or Baratstan <.<) : A great new place to live. =)

WYTYG- a good spanking:eek: You slightly overestimate my predilections. ;)

Trostia-a tool that he can use to reach through the interweb, to smack the shit out of racists and pedophiles. And lots of sex. Awesomes.

My hair's fine, lady. All new and shiny and wonderful, without no help from you :]

That, and I need no spellchecker. Either I care and I spell like the Elk himself, or I don't care and thus wouldn't need it. Hah. Your hair's fine again? Yay! Congratulations. And yeah, I knew the spell checker was wishful thinking. ;p

Yay! :D

For WYTYG: My thanks, appreciation, and a fistful of fluffles back! Thankee. =) (btw, I totally recycled your "radar" drawing a couple rounds later, hee)

Witt-Witt, by the way, gets a brand-new accent for her German, so that she needn't bother with that abomination of a Southern accent no more.
What?! You were the one who swore it was drop dead sexy! Liar!

And if there's still room in the box (and I'm not over the weight limit yet), I might also include a long list of collected ideas for fluffy, content-free threads to resort to when she gets that urge again.
:eek: That's a fantastic idea! Send it along pronto!

We need fluffy threads :)
Hey, I'm trying, okay?! *glowers*

I'm sure I can think of something, what ya offering?

*gets down on her knees and waits for orders* ;)

As you wish, ma'am. Wouldn't want to make this a strenuous experience for you.

you know...I wouldn't mind terribly seeing that...

Murvyets-an automated post that precedes her entrance into threads with, "Prepare to have your asses handed to you..."
Most excellent gift!

Much better than the box of STFU someone said they'd give me. :eek: :(

If I lived in Cuba, I'd probably neither be allowed to post on here, nor would I want/need to bother looking as far as the internets for steamy-hot women. Exercise better care in what you wish for, lady.
So you admit you find me steamy hot...interesting...

As long as your butt hasn't got wrinkly by the time you manage. So you're into supple, young butts....interesting....

You better. I've been told that trying to subject me to that cruelty may result in painful repercussions from me. *remembers, shuddering* Lucky for me, I'm not a fan of giving massages either.


As you wish, ma'am. Wouldn't want to make this a strenuous experience for you. *withdraws*
Ack, you give up much too easily! By stop I meant, "oh do tell me more, you sexy German vixen". Sheesh. Learn some damn English :P

Kilobugya, Gravlen, Infinite Revolution and Rameria: A fluffly halo each.


yay! i need that veneer of innocence after this last year :D

for NSG i will get a beach, a bbq, and beer and punch for all (or tasty beverage of your choice). and maybe some hang-gliders and surfboards, and some quad bikes and trail bikes, weeee! :D

ok some of you need to get a Room so here i booked one here for you at this place

http://www.burj-al-arab.com/

yay! i need that veneer of innocence after this last year :DI wasn't exactly going for innocence there, more generally awesome niceness.

Sorry. ;p

Your hair's fine again? Yay! Congratulations.
Thanks. Yeah, I updated the thread, but it seems like no one noticed.. :(

What?! You were the one who swore it was drop dead sexy! Liar!

Maybe I like atrocious.. ;P Nah, in and of itself, it's very much sexy, but the second I remember where it comes from, it all vanishes.. we've been over my geographic prejudices too many times before, and you know it.


you know...I wouldn't mind terribly seeing that...

But I would terribly mind you seeing that. So zip it.

Most excellent gift!

Much better than the box of STFU someone said they'd give me. :eek: :(

Hahahahahaa...the dangers of public polls...but to be honest, I didn't read the question...I just thought that a big box of STFU would be the best all around gift for anyone on NS:)

Hey, I DID offer you a spanking...I bet you'd like it more than you think...

Hahahahahaa...the dangers of public polls...but to be honest, I didn't read the question...I just thought that a big box of STFU would be the best all around gift for anyone on NS:)
True. :p

Hey, I DID offer you a spanking...I bet you'd like it more than you think... I bet I could come up with things I'd like a lot more. :)

Maybe I like atrocious.. ;P Nah, in and of itself, it's very much sexy, but the second I remember where it comes from, it all vanishes.. we've been over my geographic prejudices too many times before, and you know it.

I totally don't come from there!

*shiftyeyes*

Umm. Thank the Elk that someone invented chocolate, full stop. :]
You're welcome.
Arthais101-what does one get for someone who already has everything?
More?

Wilgrove-another trip through University please :P
If given to me, that would have been a sweet gift. Aaaah, Uni... Why the stories I could tell... :)

Thankee. =) (btw, I totally recycled your "radar" drawing a couple rounds later, hee)
I told you it was art! ;)


Hey, I'm trying, okay?! *glowers*
And you're doing an excellent job. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/nicethread.gif

But we still need 'em, and I wouldn't mind seeing more of 'em :cool:
So you're into supple, young butts....interesting....
*Bends over to pick up random dropped item* http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/giggle.gif

But I would terribly mind you seeing that. So zip it.

oh no worries, I wasn't really speaking about you really, more just the fun of seeing Neesika pant

So you admit you find me steamy hot...interesting...
Oh, so you ignore big red flashy signs out of habit or is it just a special present for me?

So you're into supple, young butts....interesting....

*looks up supple in dictionary*

capable of being bent or folded without creases, cracks, or breaks

I dunno, I always rather fancy my asses to come with a crack.. though I never much thought about folding any of them. Live and learn.

Ack, you give up much too easily! By stop I meant, "oh do tell me more, you sexy German vixen". Sheesh. Learn some damn English :P
Not before you do.


Hey, I DID offer you a spanking...I bet you'd like it more than you think...

Hands off, girl! If ever Witt-Witt sways that way, she's mine, ya hear?

*Bends over to pick up random dropped item* http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/giggle.gif
*groan* :p




So, come on people, don't be so stingy, give your fellow addicts some nice presents! *pokes*

.
.

Thanks. Yeah, I updated the thread, but it seems like no one noticed.. :( Wait...there are pictures of you somewhere? *feels left out and cries in the corner*

More?

him I like.

I totally don't come from there!

*shiftyeyes*

Kindly do remember my awesome memory and outstanding stalking abilities. Thank you. ;]


http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/nicethread.gif[/IMG]

No smoking in the thread, please.

oh no worries, I wasn't really speaking about you really, more just the fun of seeing Neesika pant

Then let this be my gift to you, I guess.

I wasn't exactly going for innocence there, more generally awesome niceness.

Sorry. ;p

well, either way :fluffle: :D

Wait...there are pictures of you somewhere? *feels left out and cries in the corner*

Why yes, but surely not on General. My butt may not be wrinkly yet, but I still am wiser than that.

*gets down on her knees and waits for orders* ;)

oh I could do SOOOO much with this.

Why yes, but surely not on General. My butt may not be wrinkly yet, but I still am wiser than that.

Point being, you have not shared with me. *walks off in a huff*

And supple can also mean...firm.

Me!

oh I could do SOOOO much with this.

I have faith that this is true:D

oh I could do SOOOO much with this.

i think a lot of people can

Harlesburg: A ford so he can haul ass.

Branin: A mallet proof helmet.

Ladamesansmerci: A tree.

Catholic Commies: An ISP that will serve him.

In light of the responses on this thread, my gift to you's peoples would be to get rid of the PG-13 rule. Although the innuendo seems to be half the fun...

Maybe just one day of no PG-13ness.

In light of the responses on this thread, my gift to you's peoples would be to get rid of the PG-13 rule. Although the innuendo seems to be half the fun...

Maybe just one day of no PG-13ness.
I would have given you a window, Kiryu-shi, but you don't need one anymore. :)

i think a lot of people can

No, they can't. That's the point.

Vittos: overalls, rubber boots, and a Dutch-English dictionary.

No, they can't. That's the point.

i take back that room then and just buy the hotel

I would have given you a window, Kiryu-shi, but you don't need one anymore. :)

I certainly don't!
:)!

Point being, you have not shared with me. *walks off in a huff*

And supple can also mean...firm.

*appreciates the fact that you offer full view on your backside now*

I knew; learn to see through my English. But thanks anyway, teacher.

*appreciates the fact that you offer full view on your backside now*

I knew; learn to see through my English. But thanks anyway, teacher.
You're too smart for me, I throw in my hat.

Kreitzmoorland: A lovely second home in Israel.

Boonytopia: A lovely second home in France.

Nadkor: A lovely second home in Northern Ireland.

Murderous Maniacs: A vision of his face on a slice of toast.

Ladamsansmerci: A cute hippie boyfriend.

Monkeypimp: A different time zone.

You're too smart for me, I throw in my hat.

You wear hats? That's hot. But I'll have to be gone. 3am round here, and early getting up tomorrow. :[

@Witt-Witt: Oooohh.. may I please have a lovely second home in Sweden, then? I'll give you..uh.. a lovely second home in Ruffy's mailbox, too!

You wear hats? That's hot. But I'll have to be gone. 3am round here, and early getting up tomorrow. :[

It's all I was wearing you see.

Shame that...well, have a good night

It's all I was wearing you see.
Shame that...well, have a good night

No, unfortunately I don't.
Well, I bet certain others will be more than glad to entertain you, so don't cry for us, Neesika.

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4733/cameratg5.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] No..that isn't her...is it?

It's all I was wearing you see.

Shame that...well, have a good night

mmm ,good night

No, unfortunately I don't.
Well, I bet certain others will be more than glad to entertain you, so don't cry for us, Neesika.

Well I'd show you, except you're being cheap with the images so no way :P

Us? Do you have a tapeworm?

I'll do some picture-gifts :)

- major snippage -

Gravlen: Anti-Picture Spam software.

Potarius: A time machine for a couple years into the future and a scholarship.

No..that isn't her...is it?
Nah, it's not :)

But... you never know...

Gravlen: Anti-Picture Spam software.

It's not that often I get to image spam on topic, so I had to go for it ;)

Gift for Ladamesanmerci: A new, cool, shiny chainsaw with an built-in iPod.

For The Beautiful Darkness: Platypi, more chocolate, and a ticket (and time) to travel around the world. And :fluffle: 's :)

For Dubsy: A hunky republican :p

For Ifreann: Beer, and lots of it.

For Pedro the Forum Donkey: A life-sized doll of Ifreann to do with as he pleases.

For PM: Another hat.

For Glitzi: Even more PM :cool:

Potarius: A time machine for a couple years into the future and a scholarship.

Well, it's about fucking time. I was this *parts thumb and index finger* close to throwing all of this shit out the window!


Kanabia: A lefty Gibson Les Paul Signature with a half-stack tube amp and sufficient funds to flee to California.

Melkor Unchained: Every album by The Who on vinyl, in near-mint condition, complete with a dedicated turntable/soundstage/speaker system setup.

Andaluciae: Exactly one hundred thousand bottles of Guinness.

Whereyouthinkyougoing: A-grade marijuana, straight from the Rio Grande Valley. The good stuff.

Well, it's about fucking time. I was this *parts thumb and index finger* close to throwing all of this shit out the window!"All this shit" better not be my thread. http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/images/smilies/custom/doubt.gif

Whereyouthinkyougoing: A-grade marijuana, straight from the Rio Grande Valley. The good stuff.
:p You're just banking on me passing out after one drag so you can take off with the rest. I'm on to you!

Turquoise Days: The Lake District, wrapped with a pretty bow.

Monkeypimp: A different time zone.

Just because I get to see everything first :(

Just because I get to see everything first :(
At least you could tell us what you saw so we'd know what to expect. :(

MonkeypimpNews.

At least you could tell us what you saw so we'd know what to expect. :(

MonkeypimpNews.

a boat load of green men :p

Here in the future it is currently 4.15 pm Thursday.


I predict that 4.15pm thursday will arrive in the future for the rest of you.

Here in the future it is currently 4.15 pm Thursday.


I predict that 4.15pm thursday will arrive in the future for the rest of you.

here in my part of the future it's 12.12pm same day
an i too predict that you too will get it

Here in the future it is currently 4.15 pm Thursday.


I predict that 4.15pm thursday will arrive in the future for the rest of you.


...


I've never been so happy about a gift as I am right now about those ten hours of Fox News I got so far.


*pats MonkeypimpNews*

*big brown eyes*

What about me?

*big brown eyes*

What about me?

I actually thought about you (as well as some other people), but I honestly don't know what it is you (or they) like. :p

*big brown eyes*

What about me?


Katganistan: blue contact lenses.

Katganistan: blue contact lenses.

LOL!

*big brown eyes*

What about me?

here you may like this
http://www.loveandhonesty.com/sets/animals/tigers/tigers.jpg

here you may like this
http://www.loveandhonesty.com/sets/animals/tigers/tigers.jpg

Bookmarked. Thanks!

*plays the Imperial March for isa*

I give everyone a cat. Its outside your door. Go look, if its not there it ran away. If it is still there, your welcome.

I give everyone a cat. Its outside your door. Go look, if its not there it ran away. If it is still there, your welcome.

It's just what I want! If I wasn't horribly allergic. :(

So, let's say you were to pick the perfect gift for some of your fellow NSers, what would it be?


What do they desperately need, what do they want, what do you wish they finally got already so your sanity might stay intact?


Oh, and easy on the flaming, if you please. Yeah, it's going to be hard. *pats*



My list so far: :p
-Snippage-
Harlesburg: Spellcheck.
Ouch.:(
At least i'm in glorious company.
CASE IN POINTCannot think of a name: A dune buggy and a flop-eared bunny. And spellcheck.
SoWiBi: New hair. And spellcheck, beginner's edition.

Kanabia: An awesome girlfriend and a better job.
:)
Highly deserving.*nods*

What do they desperately need, what do they want, what do you wish they finally got already so your sanity might stay intact?

...

Kanabia[/B]: An awesome girlfriend and a better job.

Heh.

You know...if I whine about shit too much there's more subtle ways to let me know...






Kanabia: A lefty Gibson Les Paul Signature with a half-stack tube amp and sufficient funds to flee to California.

I think i'd rather flee somewhere else, but oh well, i'll take what I can get. :D

CToaN, can I sleep on your floor?

Bookmarked. Thanks!

*plays the Imperial March for isa*

thank you

*in full Imperial Army Dress salutes Katganistan*

Hon, I'm not a tease. Follow-through is my forte. Should I bring massage oil?
Yup, you're a tease. :D

Il Ruffino: Broadband.

Yeah, no shit. I shudder at the horror of a 28.8 modem.

Turquoise Days: The Lake District, wrapped with a pretty bow.
Awww, YAY!. *treasures* I promise I'll look after it an clean it up an take lots of pictures an... :fluffle:
Yeah, no shit. I shudder at the horror of a 28.8 modem.
Its like so 90's.

Whereyouthinkyougoing An empty (of people, obviously) Ikea store all to herself. And a massive credit voucher. :p

Lacadaemon A massive crate of Broon, and a ticket to see Newcastle play in the FA Cup final. What? It might happen!

Wilgrove-another trip through University please :P



Nah, I've done everything I can to maintain my sanity and not swallow a bullet a first time around. :p

Well I'd show you, except you're being cheap with the images so no way :P
Us? Do you have a tapeworm?
Well, I got the first round without having to provide any of my own, so.. patience is a virtue.
Oh, I wouldn't know. I always rather thought The Voices came out of my head, but you can never be sure..

Its like so 90's.

Early 90s at least. In the late 90s most people had at least 56k modems. However, I do remember the dark days of 1200 and 2400 baud modems.

Early 90s at least. In the late 90s most people had at least 56k modems. However, I do remember the dark days of 1200 and 2400 baud modems.

I had a modem made of balsa that came in a clear plastic package. I had to put it together with rubber bands.

Fass- a Cree woman to work out his hidden heterosexual desires with

Oh, great, first female fluffles and now pussy. Why do I always get such crusty things I've no use for whatsoever?

I'd get you one of these :

http://www.istitutomazzini.napoli.it/lingue/comenius/attivita/wienfilme/Fastfood/Baguette.jpg

It's a baguette, plus art, plus it might help you to refresh your memories of German from high school a bit (urmm... only a very tiny amount, though).

OK, I take that back. This was actually nice and would fit perfectly for my impending breakfast I have no food for in the fridge. Danke, Liebchen! :)

Oh, great, first female fluffles and now pussy. Why do I always get such crusty things I've no use for whatsoever?

Payback for all the things that you've given us that we have no use for whatsoever. :p

Payback for all the things that you've given us that we have no use for whatsoever. :p

Don't be silly. I'd never give you anything.

Boonytopia: A lovely second home in France.



Thank you, that's very sweet, I would love it. I don't know what to get you, because so many others have already given you heaps of stuff. How about a cute, fluffy Koala & baby?

http://koalas.org/koalaandbaby.jpg



The Potato Factory - I'd get you the double, Melbourne Victory to win the league & the final. :)

I give everyone a cat. Its outside your door. Go look, if its not there it ran away. If it is still there, your welcome.

I already have one. Does he count, or do I get another one?

For Fass: Soup. And a nice red wine from Italy or France, your choice. :)

Ouch.:( Aw, no. :fluffle:
Hey, at least it eliminated you from the pool of "Who's Pedro The Donkey really?" right away. ;p

Heh.

You know...if I whine about shit too much there's more subtle ways to let me know... Oh please. :rolleyes: You know you were in the "what they really want" group. :fluffle:
As Harlesy said: Highly deserving.*nods*


- snip -
Wallonochia! I can't believe I didn't get anything for you! >.<

Wallonochia: A huge big medal for uncommon common sense. And a lifetime supply of Jacob's coffee. And a lovely second home in France - I'm sure Boonytopia is willing to share. :D

Whereyouthinkyougoing An empty (of people, obviously) Ikea store all to herself. And a massive credit voucher. :p :eek: *goes into capitalist coma* :)

Oh, great, first female fluffles and now pussy. Why do I always get such crusty things I've no use for whatsoever?
Bah, see, that's what you get for always assuming things. Whoever said those were female fluffles? :rolleyes: He (http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/jake11wd.jpg)'ll be so disappointed.

Thank you, that's very sweet, I would love it. I don't know what to get you, because so many others have already given you heaps of stuff. How about a cute, fluffy Koala & baby?

http://koalas.org/koalaandbaby.jpg
Aww, perfect! *fluffles* Of course, now Kanabia is going to come along again and tell about how Koalas are vicious and will eat you alive and stuff. Pfffft. ;p

http://rvtravel.com/publish/images/platinum_plus_exterior.jpg

Introducing the NSG RV! I mean look at this bed inside it! :eek:

http://rvtravel.com/publish/images/platinumplus_stateroom.jpg

Aww, perfect! *fluffles* Of course, now Kanabia is going to come along again and tell about how Koalas are vicious and will eat you alive and stuff. Pfffft. ;p
It's not the man-eating Koalas you need to look out for, it's the armed ones! :eek:

...or was it the fisting ones? You'd better ask Harlesburg, I think he knows about these things!


And Londim gets his very own penguin dressed as a pirate :)

It's not the man-eating Koalas you need to look out for, it's the armed ones! :eek:

...or was it the fisting ones? You'd better ask Harlesburg, I think he knows about these things!


And Londim gets his very own penguin dressed as a pirate :)

Score! Now to train a fleet of Pirate Penguins. Be prepared for madness!

Aw, come on, nobody think of anything to give to anyone? :(

Aw, come on, nobody think of anything to give to anyone? :(

I'm waiting for my Swedish second home before I do any more gift-giving here. *is nölig*
That, and I better give myself some sleep here.

For Pancake's mom: a seditive.

For Pancake's mom: a seditive.

i'll help put in for that

I'm waiting for my Swedish second home before I do any more gift-giving here. *is nölig*
That, and I better give myself some sleep here.

For Oeck, a second home in Sweden. Congratulations, you can choose between Åmål and Karesuando. :)

...or you can trade it in for one free movie at the cinema instead :p

Wallonochia! I can't believe I didn't get anything for you! >.<

Wallonochia: A huge big medal for uncommon common sense. And a lifetime supply of Jacob's coffee. And a lovely second home in France - I'm sure Boonytopia is willing to share. :D



No worries, as long as he brings his Mazda MX5 with him. Those things are sweeeeet.


It's not the man-eating Koalas you need to look out for, it's the armed ones! :eek:

...or was it the fisting ones? You'd better ask Harlesburg, I think he knows about these things!

Harles wouldn't know, he's a Kiwi. Kanabia's your man for all native animal questions. He'll probably be confused as to why I've said that, but what the hell.


Aw, come on, nobody think of anything to give to anyone? :(


Ooh, ooh! I've just thought of the perfect (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/DSC02781.jpg) present for you. :)

Harles wouldn't know, he's a Kiwi. Kanabia's your man for all native animal questions. He'll probably be confused as to why I've said that, but what the hell.
Actually that is a running joke involving the NS nation of New Peeland, for some reason my name got associated with Fisting Koala's.
If you care to learn more about it, look up New Peelands first thread and read it.
Ooh, ooh! I've just thought of the perfect (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/DSC02781.jpg) present for you. :)
Actually i thought of many things i just can't be arsed posting them right now.
I even thought about thought about getting something for you(In theory;) ).

Wallonochia: A huge big medal for uncommon common sense. And a lifetime supply of Jacob's coffee. And a lovely second home in France - I'm sure Boonytopia is willing to share. :D

Oooh, I haven't had Jacobs in about 4 years now. I've been surviving on Tchibo (http://www.tchibo.com/tccom_001.jsp) but it's not the same. I do have a temporary second home in France for the next 4 months (I'm leaving for France on 4 Feb) but thanks anyway :p

No worries, as long as he brings his Mazda MX5 with him. Those things are sweeeeet.

I love my MX5 but I've recently found out that they're not the ideal car for a Michigan winter. As long as I stay in town I should be ok, and as I said before I'm going to France next month so it can snow all it wants after that.

Harlesburg: A ford so he can haul ass.

Branin: A mallet proof helmet.

Ladamesansmerci: A tree.

Catholic Commies: An ISP that will serve him.
Tbka Posi, can't it be a Holden though?:(
Posi A big enough mallet to crack open Branins helmet

Lashie Unlimited Inerwebs and more time to use unlimited Interwebs

Protestant Pigs An ISP that will serve him.

For Oeck, a second home in Sweden. Congratulations, you can choose between Åmål and Karesuando. :)

...or you can trade it in for one free movie at the cinema instead :p

Thanks a bunch. I'll just take both, if you don't mind. *occupies*

Never ever would I! Moving pictures are teh ebil.

What do I get? :)

What do I get? :)

A better sig? ;]

A better sig? ;]

what's wrong with it?

what's wrong with it?

Don't take me too seriously; it's just me bitching here.
Anyway, I like sigs to be rather inobstrusive and to-the-point-ish, so if I were to 'reform' yours, I'd limit myself to one, max. two quotes, immediately kill the color, and, if possible, make the font smaller. You can work wonders with Size1 but good spacing, use of bold/italics and different shades of black/grey, IMHO.
Right now, it looks more like a post-it on your desk where you jotted down random things you wanted to not forget than a sig. :]

Don't take me too seriously; it's just me bitching here.
Anyway, I like sigs to be rather inobstrusive and to-the-point-ish, so if I were to 'reform' yours, I'd limit myself to one, max. two quotes, immediately kill the color, and, if possible, make the font smaller. You can work wonders with Size1 but good spacing, use of bold/italics and different shades of black/grey, IMHO.
Right now, it looks more like a post-it on your desk where you jotted down random things you wanted to not forget than a sig. :]

All very good points.

All very good points.

I herewith give unto the NSG world sigs in Size1 and of grey color, then; and thus shall the realm of sigs be duly seperated from the realm of posts.
*clings to desperate on-topic straw*

Indeed

Indeed

I give Harlesburg the gift of a multiple word post.

Harles wouldn't know, he's a Kiwi. Kanabia's your man for all native animal questions. He'll probably be confused as to why I've said that, but what the hell.
Oh he knows, he knows far more then we'd like him to know... Never underestimate the power of MOBRA :D

Ooh, ooh! I've just thought of the perfect (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/DSC02781.jpg) present for you. :)
You're evil, do you know that? ;) http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/devil10.gif
What do I get? :)
For Maineiacs: Cheese. 10 different kinds :)

Oh he knows, he knows far more then we'd like him to know... Never underestimate the power of MOBRA :D
Oh that is witty.
*Gifts Gravlen +1*
I give Harlesburg the gift of a multiple word post.
Thanks.:)

If someone could get me Shannon Elizabeth and Eliza Dushku, i'd be ever so pleased...

Thanks.:)

If that was meant to be a joke. Good work.

If that was meant to be a joke. Good work.
No it wasn't a joke it was me going...
Unless ... can be counted as a joke.

Here is something funny.
LOL Pietersen...

Ooh, ooh! I've just thought of the perfect (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/DSC02781.jpg) present for you. :)
:upyours: Fucker.

Yeah, well, seems like Wallonochia will have the house in France all for himself. Congratulations, Wallonochia.

Oooh, I haven't had Jacobs in about 4 years now. I've been surviving on Tchibo (http://www.tchibo.com/tccom_001.jsp) but it's not the same. What? But what happened to that site I linked you to a few months ago where you said you'd order some? Too expensive?

I do have a temporary second home in France for the next 4 months (I'm leaving for France on 4 Feb) but thanks anyway :pI know, silly, but why have a temporary second home when you can have a real one? :)

A better sig? ;]
what's wrong with it?
Nooo, nothing is wrong with your sig! It's vital that people keep their different sigs, colors and size and all! How else would you be able to tell who's who when you're scanning a page to find a certain post real quick?

I herewith give unto the NSG world sigs in Size1 and of grey color ORLY? Copyright infringement much, Missy? *sues*

-snip-

Check your TGs...

To all of NSG: I give you the same gift I have given you for three and a half years now: My Glorious Presence.

Nooo, nothing is wrong with your sig! It's vital that people keep their different sigs, colors and size and all! How else would you be able to tell who's who when you're scanning a page to find a certain post real quick?

iGift Witt-Witt The Search Function, both the one of the forum and the (assuming German keyboard) Strg+F one..

ORLY? Copyright infringement much, Missy? *sues*

I expected some appreciation for my having made you my Gold Standard, but meh. Women these days.. nah, honestly, making that post wa sone of the few times I was actually not thinking of you. But you get a cookie for rule compliance.
Check your TGs...
Oh, and find your copy of "How to Make Some Random, Content-Free Post With White Text Instead for Dummies" on your doorstep (I waive S&H because of your resizing it, though).

Oh, and find your copy of "How to Make Some Random, Content-Free Post With White Text Instead for Dummies" on your doorstep (I waive S&H because of your resizing it, though).

Why would I bother doing that? Too much effort.

Why would I bother doing that? Too much effort.
To please, just to please.

A flaming case of genital herpes makes a good gift. It's one of those gifts that keeps on giving... :D

A flaming case of genital herpes makes a good gift. It's one of those gifts that keeps on giving... :D

I am sure that most netizens are very thankfull that you can't get stds from computers. You can get some nasty shocks if you are not carefull though.:D

Tickets to the premire of this..
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0760314/ If it ever gets made that is.

Tickets to the premire of this..
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0760314/ If it ever gets made that is.

Suckup ;) :p

Suckup ;) :p
don't I know it. *hopes mods are watching*:D

don't I know it. *hopes mods are watching*:D

You should hope the Admins (Notably [Violet]) or Mr. Barry himself is watching.

Don't make me sing you a song! *Mi mi mi mi miii*

:p

To NSG in general: Vouchers to visit a certified proctologist, to have their heads removed from their asses.

Questers, The Plutonian Empire, Ritlina/Naliitr, Terrorist Cakes, and just about everyone else who spends a lot of time whining about their relationship problems: a girlfriend/boyfriend/both. Or lack thereof, whichever they're complaining about.

Darknovae, Potaria, etc.: A high school diploma.

WYTYG, Sowibi, Neesika, Carnivorous Lickers etc.: A private forum (seriously, sex isn't that interesting...)

Allanea: A gun licence and/or a ticket to the US.

Southeast Asia: Maturity, and better writing.

Skinny87: A military history subscription The Macabees doesn't have yet.

Imperial ISA: Schrodinger's Law of Sexuality.*

Harlesburg, Straughn, Sumamba Buwhan, etc.: More people who actually understand what they're talking about on the first reading.

Big Jim P, Trostia: Positions of relative authority.

Rejistania: A complimentary copy of Windows ME.... ow! Who threw that? <.<



* This law is fully stated as "The amount of time a person spends talking or thinking about sex is inversely proportional to the amount of it they actually get." It was followed by the S/D corollary, "Exceptions are normally those with such low self-esteem that they feel the need to discuss their sexual experiences in front of others who have not had such experiences; or those in marriage therapy."

http://rvtravel.com/publish/images/platinum_plus_exterior.jpg

Introducing the NSG RV! I mean look at this bed inside it! :eek:

http://rvtravel.com/publish/images/platinumplus_stateroom.jpg

Aw, come on, nobody think of anything to give to anyone? :(

Most Expensive RV in the World! Seriously it'll be the NS Party RV.

To NSG in general: Vouchers to visit a certified proctologist, to have their heads removed from their asses.

Questers, The Plutonian Empire, Ritlina/Naliitr, Terrorist Cakes, and just about everyone else who spends a lot of time whining about their relationship problems: a girlfriend/boyfriend/both. Or lack thereof, whichever they're complaining about.

Darknovae, Potaria, etc.: A high school diploma.

WYTYG, Sowibi, Neesika, Carnivorous Lickers etc.: A private forum (seriously, sex isn't that interesting...)

Allanea: A gun licence and/or a ticket to the US.

Southeast Asia: Maturity, and better writing.

Skinny87: A military history subscription The Macabees doesn't have yet.

Imperial ISA: Schrodinger's Law of Sexuality.*

Harlesburg, Straughn, Sumamba Buwhan, etc.: More people who actually understand what they're talking about on the first reading.

Big Jim P, Trostia: Positions of relative authority.

Rejistania: A complimentary copy of Windows ME.... ow! Who threw that? <.<



* This law is fully stated as "The amount of time a person spends talking or thinking about sex is inversely proportional to the amount of it they actually get." It was followed by the S/D corollary, "Exceptions are normally those with such low self-esteem that they feel the need to discuss their sexual experiences in front of others who have not had such experiences; or those in marriage therapy."

Czardas :( whatcha got for poor ole little smunkee?

*snip*
Aaaw... I'm only etc. :(

Czardas :( whatcha got for poor ole little smunkee?

I'm a doctor, not a ....
wait a minute.


(Round II!)

Smunkee: Some extra time. And better neighbours.

Fass: A heterosexual female depository.

NS's straight male community: Access to said depository.

Lord-General Drache: Another flunky.

Neo Kervoskia: Cat soup.

Grainne Ni Malley: Cabra West?

Pure Metal: A job, and relaxed housing laws.

Katganistan: A reformed state education system.

Reploid Productions: A nodachi. (unless she already owns one?)

Kahanistan: A tazer-resistant constitution and a file.

Aaaw... I'm only etc. :(

Unfortunately, I'm only human. So you go unknown.

Don't take it too personally, it happens to everyone with remarkable swiftness. At this time last year I would leave for two days and people would start threads asking where I was. Now I have maybe a handful of ... rememberers, or whatever the word is, with the vast majority not knowing or caring who I am.

Aw, no. :fluffle:
Hey, at least it eliminated you from the pool of "Who's Pedro The Donkey really?" right away. ;p
In any case, Pedro is a good speller?:eek:
Was there really a poll?

To NSG in general: Vouchers to visit a certified proctologist, to have their heads removed from their asses.

Questers, The Plutonian Empire, Ritlina/Naliitr, Terrorist Cakes, and just about everyone else who spends a lot of time whining about their relationship problems: a girlfriend/boyfriend/both. Or lack thereof, whichever they're complaining about.

Darknovae, Potaria, etc.: A high school diploma.

WYTYG, Sowibi, Neesika, Carnivorous Lickers etc.: A private forum (seriously, sex isn't that interesting...)

Allanea: A gun licence and/or a ticket to the US.

Southeast Asia: Maturity, and better writing.

Skinny87: A military history subscription The Macabees doesn't have yet.

Imperial ISA: Schrodinger's Law of Sexuality.*

Harlesburg, Straughn, Sumamba Buwhan, etc.: More people who actually understand what they're talking about on the first reading.

Big Jim P, Trostia: Positions of relative authority.

Rejistania: A complimentary copy of Windows ME.... ow! Who threw that? <.<



* This law is fully stated as "The amount of time a person spends talking or thinking about sex is inversely proportional to the amount of it they actually get." It was followed by the S/D corollary, "Exceptions are normally those with such low self-esteem that they feel the need to discuss their sexual experiences in front of others who have not had such experiences; or those in marriage therapy."
More people for me?
Awww thats really sweet Czardas, but if more people understood what i was saying they'd realise that they shouldn't like me. *nods*

I'm a doctor, not a ....
wait a minute.


(Round II!)

Smunkee: Some extra time. And better neighbours.

Fass: A heterosexual female depository.

NS's straight male community: Access to said depository.

Lord-General Drache: Another flunky.

Neo Kervoskia: Cat soup.

Grainne Ni Malley: Cabra West?

Pure Metal: A job, and relaxed housing laws.

Katganistan: A reformed state education system.

Reploid Productions: A nodachi. (unless she already owns one?)

Kahanistan: A tazer-resistant constitution and a file.

Boy, I'm glad I'm not on your radar.

WYTYG, Sowibi, Neesika, Carnivorous Lickers etc.: A private forum (seriously, sex isn't that interesting...
To you perhaps Czardy...but some of us don't find religious or US political debates all that interesting either, and we aren't asking for them to be relegated to a private forum :P

*obsesses about sex some more*

To you perhaps Czardy...but some of us don't find religious or US political debates all that interesting either, and we aren't asking for them to be relegated to a private forum :P

*obsesses about sex some more*

I know what Nee should get: the ability to hide sex threads from the young 'uns, and thus have as many as she wants without getting banhammered.

For us all: a dedicated forum that allows us to flame and troll to our hearts content.

*I am serious about this. Were it in my power, I'd add that feature today.*

For us all: a dedicated forum that allows us to flame and troll to our hearts content.

*I am serious about this. Were it in my power, I'd add that feature today.*

I know of places with such forums, antiflaming rules don't apply there, and posting there doesn't up your post count.

I know what Nee should get: the ability to hide sex threads from the young 'uns, and thus have as many as she wants without getting banhammered.
Oh yes! That would be fantastic!

I know of places with such forums, antiflaming rules don't apply there, and posting there doesn't up your post count.

The other forum I frequent has one, so my ideas not original.

Oh, and for Eut and his new motorcycle hobby: Butt ointment. Cases and cases of butt-ointment.:D

I know of places with such forums, antiflaming rules don't apply there, and posting there doesn't up your post count.
I too know a place with no post counts.
But it doesn't stop people from Post whoring, dumb arses they just don't understand.

Oh yes! That would be fantastic!
I knew you'd like it. That or make NS an >18s service.
The other forum I frequent has one, so my ideas not original.

Indeed. They come in handy. Somewhere to dump the flame-y threads.

WYTYG, Sowibi, Neesika, Carnivorous Lickers etc.: A private forum (seriously, sex isn't that interesting...)

Who knew.

Will that forum be on a reliable server or not?

I too know a place with no post counts.
But it doesn't stop people from Post whoring, dumb arses they just don't understand.

The world is full of stupid people.

Who knew.

Will that forum be on a reliable server or not?

One could just make an invisionfree or proboards forum, if one were so inclined.

One could just make an invisionfree or proboards forum, if one were so inclined.

I'll gift you one of those "Taking SoWiBi Serious Only at Approriate (read:rare) Instances for Dummies" leaflets once the new edition is out of the printers.

I'll gift you one of those "Taking SoWiBi Serious Only at Approriate (read:rare) Instances for Dummies" leaflets once the new edition is out of the printers.

And I'll file it away till I find the SoWiBi person. :)

WYTYG, Sowibi, Neesika, Carnivorous Lickers etc.: A private forum (seriously, sex isn't that interesting...)How would you know?

OK, I take that back. This was actually nice and would fit perfectly for my impending breakfast I have no food for in the fridge. Danke, Liebchen! :)
Kein Problem.

I thought that if you were getting something crusty, it could at least be usefu; ;)

To you perhaps Czardy...but some of us don't find religious or US political debates all that interesting either, and we aren't asking for them to be relegated to a private forum :P
I don't find them interesting either. So all I do is sit around on my rocking chair on the patio with the other old-timers and reminisce about how great it used to be in the good old days, and make crusty remarks at people.

Who knew.

Will that forum be on a reliable server or not?
It'll be hosted on phpBBfree. So you can get all your octuple posts, mysterious daytime lags, 10-minute thread loading times, weird member titles, bimonthly forum purges, and all the other good stuff we had on the old forum. :p

How would you know?
Oh, touché. I bow before your awesome power of logical argument.

But Czardy, you realise...if we got a private room for group sex, we'd never have enough energy left over to participate in General again! Is that the plan? Do you really want to take over the forum...a forum bereft of the joys we bring to it?

I don't think you know what you're asking for.

I always get left out of these things. I'm just not InternetPopular(tm).

I always get left out of these things. I'm just not InternetPopular(tm).

Oh hush, you'd be in on the group sex in a heartbeat, trust me, I haven't forgotten you. There are MANY people who would be included in 'etc'.

*licks you*

You brought this on yourself Czardas:P

But Czardy, you realise...if we got a private room for group sex, we'd never have enough energy left over to participate in General again! Is that the plan? Do you really want to take over the forum...a forum bereft of the joys we bring to it?

I don't think you know what you're asking for.

They're onto us. <.< >.>

Quick, Loyal Lackey #1729030205, initiate Plan B! Delete the General Forum and permaban all of its posters!!!

What do you mean, you're not a mod?!

mm i see and here i'm leaning all i need to know for the job i'm going for and people are planing group sex

mm i see and here i'm leaning all i need to know for the job i'm going for and people are planing group sex

You honestly think we're only at the planning stages?

Oh hush, you'd be in on the group sex in a heartbeat, trust me, I haven't forgotten you. There are MANY people who would be included in 'etc'.

*licks you*


Yeah YOU haven't forgotten me. What about the world? I'm not even an 'etc' to them! Ingrates! I'll make them PAY.

You honestly think we're only at the planning stages?

i don't know what's what i spent last two days leaning where all the Army base are , all the gear i be using as a Rifleman and all the rank's

now i move on to understanding of current affairs and the the defence force role in them

I think the majority on NSG would love to have this...

http://www.bopbush.com/products.html

This, in my opinion, would be the perfect gift for the majority of NS Generalites. Would probably relieve some of your tension and stress too. :D

I think the majority on NSG would love to have this...

http://www.bopbush.com/products.html

This, in my opinion, would be the perfect gift for the majority of NS Generalites. Would probably relieve some of your tension and stress too. :D

Aaaw. Out of stock :(

It'll be hosted on phpBBfree. So you can get all your octuple posts, mysterious daytime lags, 10-minute thread loading times, weird member titles, bimonthly forum purges, and all the other good stuff we had on the old forum. :p

Oh, do sign me up, then.

Oh hush, you'd be in on the group sex in a heartbeat, trust me, I haven't forgotten you. There are MANY people who would be included in 'etc'.

Now wait a second, lady. As an officially listed and registered Founding Member, I demand a say in the definition of the etc.s. G_T, I expect the full application forms with all the climbim in the thread ASAP. Accompanying chocolates to be directed to my office.

Aaaw. Out of stock :(

I hear there's still the original left.

I hear there's still the original left.
*Wanders of to punch something*


A present for Ruffy: A mood ring :)

well for me, a nice big chunk of land somewhere, out in the boonies, densely forrested and mountainous. but for the impression i get of the average ns'er, how about a life size, almost fully functional (not enough fuel to pose a real threat to forign nations, no d.u. ballast, et c.), 'rubber tipped' cruze missle and tracked mobile launcher?

=^^=
.../\...

Now wait a second, lady. As an officially listed and registered Founding Member, I demand a say in the definition of the etc.s. G_T, I expect the full application forms with all the climbim in the thread ASAP. Accompanying chocolates to be directed to my office.

Aha! Your true facist nature shines through! You want to create some sore of bureaucratic nightmare, some official tangled mess in order to bleed the life out of those who would seek to join! Well missy, your need for hierarchy goes against everything I believe in, so in defiance, I say NO! Those among you who wish to join in the group sex, do so! You need ask permission of no one except the person attached to the buttocks you intend to caress!

Aha! Your true facist nature shines through! You want to create some sore of bureaucratic nightmare, some official tangled mess in order to bleed the life out of those who would seek to join! Well missy, your need for hierarchy goes against everything I believe in, so in defiance, I say NO! Those among you who wish to join in the group sex, do so! You need ask permission of no one except the person attached to the buttocks you intend to caress!

:D

But... but... what is an orgy without bureaucracy, red tape and the correctly filled-out paperwork?? Heavens man, put the application in the correct slot! And stamp it, stamp it hard!!:eek:

If I had to get everyone a gift..

I'd be.. well.. poor.

*smites Smunkee for being 25*

Why couldn't you be 15?! It'd be so much cheaper to get your giftsand send them!

*buys Gravlen a place in Prague*

*buys Gravlen a place in Prague*

:eek: I love you long time :fluffle: :fluffle:

Yeah, well, seems like Wallonochia will have the house in France all for himself. Congratulations, Wallonochia.

Yay!

What? But what happened to that site I linked you to a few months ago where you said you'd order some? Too expensive?

I was going to order some, but I went into "complete and utter cheap bastard" mode to save money for my upcoming stay in France.

I know, silly, but why have a temporary second home when you can have a real one? :)

C'est vrai. Now all I need to do is let France let me stay longer than 6 months.

Jocabia: a condom full of flour. They're supposed to be good for relieving stress, but please don't try to take them on a plane.

But... but... what is an orgy without bureaucracy, red tape and the correctly filled-out paperwork?? Heavens man, put the application in the correct slot! And stamp it, stamp it hard!!:eek:

Ah, the slow sensual dance that is bureaucracy.

Aha! Your true facist nature shines through! You want to create some sore of bureaucratic nightmare, some official tangled mess in order to bleed the life out of those who would seek to join!
You're right, I'd prefer that, but if you really don't go for bureaucracy, we can just install me as Supreme Decider and let it go all smooth and easy from there on, too.
Well missy, your need for hierarchy goes against everything I believe in, so in defiance, I say NO!
That's cute. Report back the minute you find your views mattering and your eyes above my bra line and we'll talk. ;P
Those among you who wish to join in the group sex, do so! You need ask permission of no one except the person attached to the buttocks you intend to caress!
*confusion* So you concede they all need to ask my permission after all? You're a strange lady..

Now wait a second, lady. As an officially listed and registered Founding Member, I demand a say in the definition of the etc.s. G_T, I expect the full application forms with all the climbim in the thread ASAP. Accompanying chocolates to be directed to my office.

Wait, who are you and what is your breast size?

You're right, I'd prefer that, but if you really don't go for bureaucracy, we can just install me as Supreme Decider and let it go all smooth and easy from there on, too. You only get to be Supreme Decider when you have me bound spread-eagled to a bed with a flogger in your hand. And only for a set period of time.

That's cute. Report back the minute you find your views mattering and your eyes above my bra line and we'll talk. ;P Huh? What? Sorry...I missed that...focused elsewhere...

*confusion* So you concede they all need to ask my permission after all? You're a strange lady.. Consent, it's key. And the only people who can give valid consent are the people who are going to be participating in the events themselves. If yours is truly the only behind intend to be fondled, then you are the only one who needs to give permission. But there are a number of behinds I intend to fondle (once given permission), so that point is moot.

So you see, your position, your DESIRED position of being the Supreme Decider actually takes away the power of consent from those who have the inherent right to it. Unless of course, those people consent to you making the decision for them, at which point it would still not be an issue of 'dictatorship' but rather, power transfer. Shall we call you Mistress?

*mm has a idea to make money on the side*

Wait, who are you and what is your breast size?

I'm Oeck, pleased to meet you. The rest I regret I'll have to leave you blindfolded on.

You only get to be Supreme Decider when you have me bound spread-eagled to a bed with a flogger in your hand. And only for a set period of time.
I think we've already gone over the unlikelyhood of that elsewhere. But I do appreciate you offering.

Huh? What? Sorry...I missed that...focused elsewhere...
Looks like G_T found a candidate to direct a few questions to, eh?

If yours is truly the only behind intend to be fondled, then you are the only one who needs to give permission.
When. That's a 'when'. And you want to pose as the native speaker of the two of us?

[snipping ensuing irrelevancy] Shall we call you Mistress?

Not perfect, but better than 'Puppy' for sure.

I'm Oeck, pleased to meet you. The rest I regret I'll have to leave you blindfolded on.

Hi. Can you give me an estimate? I mean you don't have to be specific, I just want to get a general feel.

Hi. Can you give me an estimate? I mean you don't have to be specific, I just want to get a general feel.

Ha, ha, ha! Feel.

Hi. Can you give me an estimate? I mean you don't have to be specific, I just want to get a general feel.

Hahaha! Specific.

:D

Hi. Can you give me an estimate? I mean you don't have to be specific, I just want to get a general feel.

watch out what you are feeling there

Hi. Can you give me an estimate? I mean you don't have to be specific, I just want to get a general feel.
Hi. Can you reiterate "This is the internet, stoopid!" for me? I mean, you can do this in any phrasing or language you wish; I just want you to get the general jist.

When. That's a 'when'. And you want to pose as the native speaker of the two of us? Bah, Cree is actually my first language, so shut it...and in any case, you are only trying to twist the words to fit your meaning. I'm right, I have always been, and always will be.


Not perfect, but better than 'Puppy' for sure.
Well, we could take turns being Mistress, if you'd like.