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Puppies taste better, trust me.

With or without barbecue sauce?

With or without barbecue sauce?

You can't eat puppy without barbeque sauce!

I am amazed at the number of people that can think of no other way to spend that money than greed.

Would you kill a puppy if it helps finding a cure for cancer ? If it would result in 1.000 African children getting a chance at a decent life ?

It seems like people are confusing the concept here, this is not "kill a puppy to donate a million dollars to a charity of ur choice." Say half the people here were given a million dollars with out having to kill a puppy and they had no knowledge of this thread. How many people do you honestly think would donate all that money to charity? Killing a puppy shouldn't have to the reason to help find a cure for cancer or to help 1,000 Afican children, these things can already be done by ourselves.:D

ignore happy face thing on above post, accident

You can't eat puppy without barbeque sauce!

True. What the hell was I thinking?

What, you're suspecting that my willie makes me more prone to kill a defenceless animal? :p

I wasn't implying shit. :cool:

Yes, especially if it was 1 million US$. :p

small puppy waste of my time, a person......

Would you?

Of course. For a million dollars,I would kill it and wear it on a gold chain around my neck for a week.

Then I'd donate $100.00 to the local ASPCA.

I certainly would. A dog isn't worth as much as a person.
I would gladly kill a dog for $1,000, $100 if it's a chuaua.
Free if its Havanese Terrier

Yes. And then I'd eat it.

I would really have to think about it. I wouldn't have a moral dilemma about the killing, more about the fact i was doing it for money.

Yes. And then I'd eat it.

Don't do it in Georgia. At least don't do it and brag about it.

From the AJC (http://www.ajc.com/search/content/metro/stories/2007/02/17/metbrothers0217a.html)[requires registration]

A new witness has stepped forward to say one of two brothers recently convicted of baking a puppy to death inside a gas oven took no part in the torture.

The version of events described by Jody Horsley Jr., the 20-year-old brother of the two Moulders now sentenced to 10 years in prison, paints a different role for Justin Moulder, while still condemning Joshua Moulder.

Not a problem.

Neo Bretonnia could eat it raw. Or kill it before he cooked it

Would you?

With pleasure. ;)

I'm just a univesity student, how could I afford a million dollars?

I'll kill the puppy, but I'll pay a hundred dollars for it, no more.

as long as I get to choose how to kill the puppy.
old age

Meh, I've given my say on this thread already.

Btw, is there any kind of consensus of when reviving a thread is considered gravedigging? This one is only a bit over a month gone so...

*thinks on it*
Well, my consensus is that this is gravedigging. ;p As are about a half dozen other threads some apparently very bored people have been digging up over the weekend... :rolleyes:

Meh, I've given my say on this thread already.

Btw, is there any kind of consensus of when reviving a thread is considered gravedigging? This one is only a bit over a month gone so...

*thinks on it*

Meh, I've given my say on this thread already.

Btw, is there any kind of consensus of when reviving a thread is considered gravedigging? This one is only a bit over a month gone so...

*thinks on it*
I know some mods allow gravedigging as long as it's still on topic and doesn't turn to spam... but then again... a mod could come by and put it down like a ... yeah...

My only question is... if I kill 2 small puppies, do I get 2 million dollars?

hell, for a million apeice I'd kill a thousand!;)
I'd kill them any way you want me to.