NationStates Jolt Archive

Perhaps because it's gray and dreary and dark? Cheer up, lad, have a nice cup of tea! (The Christmas tree photos over on the other thread were very well done, too, by the way.) Another six weeks and pitchers and catchers report to spring training, can summer be far away? :D

its dreary and dark alright, and going back to work is hanging over me like the dreariest cloud of them all :mad:
but spoke to my gf (who i miss a lot) and feel a bit better now :)

thanks for the photos comment btw :fluffle: (though :confused: to the pitchers and catchers report bit....)

I must confess I haven't thought about sex for almost ... 45 minutes. :eek: And that's not all! Some days I don't think about it at all more than once!What's wrong with me?!

Wow, that... Hey, wait a minute! You can't be both! :p

Yes, you can. I'm both of them, as well as Mr. K, the Boston Strangler, the Prophet Muhammad, Albert Einstein's Siamese cat, and a lot of other people. It's simple, all you have to do is bombard the neural pathways with photons at just the right time to freeze them while they're splitting into multiple universes and converging again (like quantum computers), so that they remain in multiple pathways and allow your brain to be several different brains at once. Or something.

I must confess I haven't thought about sex for almost ... 45 minutes. :eek: And that's not all! Some days I don't think about it at all more than once!What's wrong with me?!

it's part of the evil plot to overthrow you your highness.

details in TG

its dreary and dark alright, and going back to work is hanging over me like the dreariest cloud of them all :mad:
but spoke to my gf (who i miss a lot) and feel a bit better now :)

thanks for the photos comment btw :fluffle: (though :confused: to the pitchers and catchers report bit....)

I was going to mention Her Glitziness. Pitchers and catchers are the first baseball players to report each spring, they need the most work to get back in shape, I suppose. Or maybe the teams want them to take longer to do it, so as not to strain the pitcher's throwing arms, seeing as how they pay millions of dollars for those arms.

it's part of the evil plot to overthrow you your highness.

details in TG

damn... those are so tiresome. Always cropping up just when I take my Death Star offline, too. It's like Murphy's Law or something.

I must confess I haven't thought about sex for almost ... 45 minutes. :eek: And that's not all! Some days I don't think about it at all more than once!What's wrong with me?!
You're asexual, we all knew that. And where the fuck have you been?

I was going to mention Her Glitziness. Pitchers and catchers are the first baseball players to report each spring, they need the most work to get back in shape, I suppose. Or maybe the teams want them to take longer to do it, so as not to strain the pitcher's throwing arms, seeing as how they pay millions of dollars for those arms.
ohhhh... is that a thing to be happy about? (i guess it is if you're a catcher being paid millions of dollars :p)

I must confess I haven't thought about sex for almost ... 45 minutes. :eek: And that's not all! Some days I don't think about it at all more than once!What's wrong with me?!

what? are you human? :D


i haven't had sex in.... days! :eek: :( :p
though i'm pretty sure i've thought about it in the last minute or so ;)

And where the fuck have you been?

subtle as a torpedo, but good point...

You're asexual, we all knew that. And where the fuck have you been?

Antisexual. I don't reproduce by splitting in half anymore.

And I've been... away. I got fed up with NS General and walked out, withdrew from NS for a while to facilitate a mental transition off meds, then came back with a clear conscience and perception to bring my enlightened vision to debates everywhere. Worship me! I have returned, I am the Messiah of NS General! Those who follow me shall inherit the Kingdom of Invisionfree!

what? are you human? :D
Sort of.... I'm told the average, though, is once every eight minutes for males, and once every four minutes for virginal males. I, however, have been known to go for literally hours, sometimes even days, without so much as a thought for that kind of thing. -.-


i haven't had sex in.... days!

I haven't in... about 17 years, 3 months, and a few days. I'm not complaining. Much.

You violated death?

Yes:)

Yes:)

Kewl.

Kewl.

;)

;)

God wishes Pedro to visit his private trailer...:fluffle:

God wishes Pedro to visit his private trailer...:fluffle:

You still owe me money.

God wishes Pedro to visit his private trailer...:fluffle:

:eek:

:eek:

Ah. My rule is: If I can freak out Imperial Isa or Drunk Commies Deleted, I've gone to far. It's the fluffle that sells it, isn't it?

Ah. My rule is: If I can freak out Imperial Isa or Drunk Commies Deleted, I've gone to far. It's the fluffle that sells it, isn't it?

no i just did not think you are one of them

*backs out of thread fast*

I can't confess my worst sins here. It'd get me banned from General.

I can't confess my worst sins here. It'd get me banned from General.

i would be bannd for good if i post my one's

I can't confess my worst sins here. It'd get me banned from General.

Oh, I doubt it.

Oh, I doubt it.Obviously you have an inferior imagination.

Besides, even if it didn't get me banned, it would certainly get me shunned.:(

Obviously you have an inferior imagination.

Besides, even if it didn't get me banned, it would certainly get me shunned.:(

Dude. This is NSG. We tolerate neonazis. Unless you had a BDSM fantasy with a 3 year old puppy named "George W. Bush" who has a hitler mustache, no one will care.

Dude. This is NSG. We tolerate neonazis. Unless you had a BDSM fantasy with a 3 year old puppy named "George W. Bush" who has a hitler mustache, no one will care.While your imagination has proven to be fairly fertile, mine was hardly fantasy. Besides, I confessed it once in a thread long, long ago. Before I knew better.:p

While your imagination has proven to be fairly fertile, mine was hardly fantasy. Besides, I confessed it once in a thread long, long ago. Before I knew better.:p

Ooo...If I guess it right, will you tell me?

God wishes Pedro to visit his private trailer...:fluffle:

Should I bring the plunger?

Sometimes I steal little packets of tomato sauce from the fish & chip shop when the cashier isn't looking. I also rape and murder elderly women. And sometimes I drop garbage in the street.

God wants to know what "Pulled" means.


pulled = scored with; met, chatted and got cozy with in short order; i can't think how else to describe it in a few words without drawing diagrams (no).

can god send me shit loads of drink

can god send me shit loads of drink

Scatological fantasies make baby jesus cry.

Scatological fantasies make baby jesus cry.

is he crying over Pancake leaving
im just unhappy

Should I bring the plunger?

No, bring the...


GIANT NOVELTY COMB!!! (Of jesus)

No, bring the...


GIANT NOVELTY COMB!!! (Of jesus)
Check:D