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Greetings, my children. You may recall many a week ago when Il Ruffino started a thread to do the work of forgiveness. However, my children, Il Ruffino could be corrupted by holding a monopoly. So I give you this thread, to confess thy sins.


Notice: Zarakon is not a registered priest. Not even of the Universal Life Church. If you highlighted this, you forgot to take your meds.

Bless me Fr. Zarakon, for I have been caught sinning and sent to confess. I couldn't give less of a shit if you forgive me or not, but there's some angry religious people outside, who I suspect have concealed weapons, and they really think I need to confess to some gawd chap for what I did. It wasn't even that bad. I mean, Pedro can still walk. And how traumatised can a donkey possibly be anyway? Right so, I'm gonna go and pretend to pray while I think about sexing that virgin they were on about.

That explains soooo much

I like to look at pictures of little kittens.

it wasn't me, i swear!

i confess to having touched myself in improper locations (on my body as well as geographically)

I like to look at pictures of little kittens.

I like to do things to squirrels.....

When I was maybe eighteen, I made out with a younger friend's mom. Alot. Alot alot. And then I never went back over there again, and as a result kind of fell out with the friend.

I have no scruples.

I make sausage out of babies.

I fancy the fuck out of one of my best friends. How's that :p

When I was maybe eighteen, I made out with a younger friend's mom. Alot. Alot alot. And then I never went back over there again, and as a result kind of fell out with the friend.

I have no scruples.

This is highly awesome if true.

This is highly awesome if true.

Hah. I have no reason to lie. Besides, my truly shocking secrets would scandalize the forums.

EDIT: To admit that yes, I did exaggerate. Three 'alots' is too much, because it wasn't that steamy. Alot alot, though.

I feel better for coming clean.

Hah. I have no reason to lie. Besides, my truly shocking secrets would scandalize the forums.
Plus you like an awesome band. It's win-win!

I own "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" on DVD. And I listen to Journey when depressed.

*sobs*

I own "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" on DVD. And I listen to Journey when depressed.

*sobs*

And your location is still wrong.

And your location is still wrong.

No, my location is correct, tyvm. It's just not the one you think it's referring to. ;)

I am failing Honors Geometry.

I like my friend as more then a friend.

And my sister now officially knows that I am an atheist.

I got talked into going to a church party...

I've choked my brother and sister a couple of times....
And pushed them down the stairs...
and threatened them with various weapons...
wow, I'm an a-hole.

i got my wife's exbf locked up and she don't know of it

i got my wife's exbf locked up and she don't know of it


now that's just bad!

*chuckles*

I slept with my wife's sister a long time ago--this is before I even met my wife. By the time we met and realized who we were it was sort of too late to tell my wife....

now that's just bad!

*chuckles*

I slept with my wife's sister a long time ago--this is before I even met my wife. By the time we met and realized who we were it was sort of too late to tell my wife....

it happen last week

hell i go the ok to sleep with my wife's girlfriend's if she away,as i know them for the same time as her

No, my location is correct, tyvm. It's just not the one you think it's referring to. ;)
:confused:
I got talked into going to a church party...

You poor thing.

it happen last week

hell i go the ok to sleep with my wife's girlfriend's if she away,as i know them for the same time as her

Your wife gave you the ok you sex up her friends? Your wife rocks.

Your wife gave you the ok you sex up her friends? Your wife rocks.

she only kill me if i knock them up
oh they all one year old then me

it happen last week

hell i go the ok to sleep with my wife's girlfriend's if she away,as i know them for the same time as her

did your wife's friends give you permission too, or is that just a hypothetical thing she says she wouldn't be much bothered about?

Your wife gave you the ok you sex up her friends? Your wife rocks.

I can sleep with my wifes friends too but she has to be there as well :P

did your wife's friends give you permission too, or is that just a hypothetical thing she says she wouldn't be much bothered about?

i was fucking them before i got with her

I can sleep with my wifes friends too but she has to be there as well :P

lot

Okay, this is going to be bad. And if Kanabiana sees it, it's going to be even worse.


I kinda actually like Nickelback.


There, I said it.


I'm feeling much better now. :p

Okay, this is going to be bad. And if Kanabiana sees it, it's going to be even worse.


I kinda actually like Nickelback.


There, I said it.


I'm feeling much better now. :p

I like the Killers.

*ducks*

Okay, this is going to be bad. And if Kanabiana sees it, it's going to be even worse.


I kinda actually like Nickelback.


There, I said it.


I'm feeling much better now. :p

You do know there is scientific proof nickelback sucks? (http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm)

she only kill me if i knock them up
oh they all one year old then me
Awesome. Powerfully awesome.
I can sleep with my wifes friends too but she has to be there as well :P
Sounds fair enough to me.
Okay, this is going to be bad. And if Kanabiana sees it, it's going to be even worse.


I kinda actually like Nickelback.


There, I said it.


I'm feeling much better now. :p
Don't worry, we're still.....well we do......let's just say we wish you no specific harm.
:fluffle:

I like the Killers.

*ducks*
Buh? Since when are the Killers bad? Did I miss soemthing? :confused:

You do know there is scientific proof nickelback sucks? (http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm)

That makes my brain cry. Listening to 2 Nickelback songs at once=ouchies in the head

Buh? Since when are the Killers bad? Did I miss soemthing? :confused:

A lot of people I know don't like the Killers.

I <3 them though. :fluffle:

You do know there is scientific proof nickelback sucks? (http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm) FLORT :p
Although I do take exception to being called a "tone deaf MTV brainwashed twat". I don't actually watch MTV. :p

Don't worry, we're still.....well we do......let's just say we wish you no specific harm.
:fluffle: Well, that's really the most I could have hoped for. :fluffle:

FLORT :p
Although I do take exception to being called a "tone deaf MTV brainwashed twat". I don't actually watch MTV. :p


FLORT? :confused:

And MTV makes baby Jesus cry. :upyours:

A lot of people I know don't like the Killers.

I <3 them though. :fluffle:

i may or may not heard one song from them
i like Disturbed , Rammstein and a lot more group's

FLORT :p
Although I do take exception to being called a "tone deaf MTV brainwashed twat". I don't actually watch MTV. :p
MTV is for people who need sexy dancers to distract from the music. Which explains it's popularity.
Well, that's really the most I could have hoped for. :fluffle:

Just wait till Kanabia gets here ;)

I lusted. Unable to fufill my lust, I committed gluttony. Repeatedly. I once ate seven cupcakes in one sitting, simply because I was lusting, and the object of my lust was not with me, and probably not lusting for me (although, he is very lusty, so it is possible that he was lusting for me, but not exclusivley for me).
Oh, and for christ's sake, I keep committing that goddamn unforgivable sin thingy.

I own "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" on DVD.

ARGH!! ME TOO!

You do know there is scientific proof nickelback sucks? (http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm)
What, that two songs with a two year gap between them sound sort of similar? Sure, neither song is that good, but to say that they sound "exactly the same" is a gross oversight.

Oh, and for christ's sake, I keep committing that goddamn unforgivable sin thingy.
What, you mean eating dinner with your desert fork?

Okay, this is going to be bad. And if Kanabiana sees it, it's going to be even worse.


I kinda actually like Nickelback.


There, I said it.


I'm feeling much better now. :p

No, that's actually very good. Next time you trash something I listen to, that's okay, because you like Nickelback and you can't really form a good argument from that position. All of your opinions about music are now rendered irrelevant, because you like Nickelback. ;) :)

I am failing Honors Geometry.

I like my friend as more then a friend.

And my sister now officially knows that I am an atheist.

None of those things are good!

YOu should confess to good things, like, I came out as a Cookie-lover!

What, you mean eating dinner with your desert fork?

Either that, or judging David Caruso based on face-colour. He's just so orange...

Bless me Fr. Zarakon, for I have been caught sinning and sent to confess. I couldn't give less of a shit if you forgive me or not, but there's some angry religious people outside, who I suspect have concealed weapons, and they really think I need to confess to some gawd chap for what I did. It wasn't even that bad. I mean, Pedro can still walk. And how traumatised can a donkey possibly be anyway? Right so, I'm gonna go and pretend to pray while I think about sexing that virgin they were on about.

That explains soooo much

Not only do they have concealed weapons, so do I. Bastard.

I own "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" on DVD. And I listen to Journey when depressed.


Excellent.

I fancy the fuck out of one of my best friends. How's that :p

Not quite as "that" as fucking the fancy out of one of your best friends.

Not quite as "that" as fucking the fancy out of one of your best friends.
Gravlen?

It is not up to any man to forgive my sins, that is for Allah.

Gravlen?

Nope.:D

Nope.:D
You're lying.

You're lying.

Nope.

Nope.
You suck.

You suck.

Only on tuesdays.

Only on tuesdays.
Today's Wednesday, which means you don't suck, which means you'll tell me who you are. RIGHT NOW!

Today's Wednesday, which means you don't suck, which means you'll tell me who you are. RIGHT NOW!

I'm Pedro.

I'm Pedro.
so helpful. :rolleyes:

Are you...TSI? no...Ruffy? no...You have to be Gravlen!

so helpful. :rolleyes:

Are you...TSI? no...Ruffy? no...You have to be Gravlen!

No to all three. In fact, I belive I already deniend one of those accusations. Twice.

No to all three. In fact, I belive I already deniend one of those accusations. Twice.
I give up. :(

Unless you're FD. If you're not, then I truly give up.

I give up. :(

Unless you're FD. If you're not, then I truly give up.

Good. One more soul crushed.:fluffle:

Greetings, my children. You may recall many a week ago when Il Ruffino started a thread to do the work of forgiveness. However, my children, Il Ruffino could be corrupted by holding a monopoly. So I give you this thread, to confess thy sins.


I have a crush on Bjork.

bernard, i ate your bees!

I have a crush on Bjork.

My God....I thought I was the only one!!

I love the little Icelandic pixie:D

No, that's actually very good. Next time you trash something I listen to, that's okay, because you like Nickelback and you can't really form a good argument from that position. All of your opinions about music are now rendered irrelevant, because you like Nickelback. ;) :)
Oh, bite me. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-018.gif

Okay, this is going to be bad. And if Kanabiana sees it, it's going to be even worse.


I kinda actually like Nickelback.


There, I said it.


I'm feeling much better now. :p
No, that's actually very good. Next time you trash something I listen to, that's okay, because you like Nickelback and you can't really form a good argument from that position. All of your opinions about music are now rendered irrelevant, because you like Nickelback. ;) :)Oh, bite me. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-018.gif
LOL


I'm not exactly sure what Stange is, perhaps it is German?
Anyways i confess that i love you people, well except for The Blessed Chris, my lack of association with them has fueeled my hatred for them.

Good. One more soul crushed.:fluffle:

Ifreann?

It is not up to any man to forgive my sins, that is for Allah.

Do you ANYWAYS have to mention Allah or Islam on all of your posts?!?!

Ifreann?

Nope.

Do you ANYWAYS have to mention Allah or Islam on all of your posts?!?!
Yup. Thus seems to be the fate of a new and wayyyyyyyyy overzealous convert. Le sigh.

Yup. Thus seems to be the fate of a new and wayyyyyyyyy overzealous convert. Le sigh.

Maybe he got hacked by RuleCaucausia's puppetmaster...

Yup. Thus seems to be the fate of a new and wayyyyyyyyy overzealous convert. Le sigh.I take it then that I'm the only one who thinks he's being less than genuine?

Nope.

DCD? MTAE?

I don't know, I'm desperate! :(

Oh wait... Kiryu-shi!

DCD? MTAE?

I don't know, I'm desperate! :(

Oh wait... Kiryu-shi!

I suspect one of last years party veterans. Stalin? Tribes? nahh, too early. Kanabia?

I enjoy hugging my teddy bear...*cries*

In a dream the Lord told me a story 'bout a blond...

I'll never put that one in the Scriptures, never!





I suppose the Lord told it to you too? (he loves it)
A dwarf plays a ventriloquist sketch in a cabaret with a small puppet on his knees and tells a story about a blond.
When a blond suddenly stands up and shouts that it is a defamation on the human race, that no one should accept such an offensive language, She denounces the abjection of these people larfing freely on poor diminished ones.
The dwarf a bit shamed tries to apologize when the blond shouts more... "I'm not talking to you, Sir, but to that asshole on your knees..."

I'm secretly carrying Ruffy's two-headed lovechild.

I like the Killers.

*ducks*

Heathen!
*throws tv*

Me? Corrupted?

Never!

Greetings, my children. You may recall many a week ago when Il Ruffino started a thread to do the work of forgiveness. However, my children, Il Ruffino could be corrupted by holding a monopoly. So I give you this thread, to confess thy sins.


Notice: Zarakon is not a registered priest. Not even of the Universal Life Church. If you highlighted this, you forgot to take your meds.

forgive me father, for i have sinned.
i had pre-marital sex yesterday.


...and it was good :D :p

forgive me father, for i have sinned.
i had pre-marital sex yesterday.


...and it was good :D :p

he's not replying. This must be one of his hit-and-run-spam threads. :(

forgive me father, for i have sinned.
i had pre-marital sex yesterday.


...and it was good :D :p

It's okay. You can't legally marry your hand anyway. ;)

It's okay. You can't legally marry your hand anyway. ;)

I think you're forgetting that this is PM here.... ;)

And I so did not need that information either....

Ifreann?

Nope.

DCD? MTAE?

I don't know, I'm desperate! :(

Oh wait... Kiryu-shi!

Nope.

I suspect one of last years party veterans. Stalin? Tribes? nahh, too early. Kanabia?

Nope.

Pedro can still walk.


God has spoken. "No harm no foul"

I like to look at pictures of little kittens.

I sentence you to 15 minutes of KITTENWARS.COM

i confess to having touched myself in improper locations (on my body as well as geographically)

So?

I like to do things to squirrels.....

You are canonized.

When I was maybe eighteen, I made out with a younger friend's mom. Alot. Alot alot. And then I never went back over there again, and as a result kind of fell out with the friend.
I have no scruples.

God would like to know if she had nice tits.

I make sausage out of babies.
You are beatified. But not canonized, as you did not say "I have sinned" or "I confess"

I fancy the fuck out of one of my best friends. How's that :p

God has similar feelings about the Virgin Mary.

I own "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" on DVD. And I listen to Journey when depressed.


Well, God has no idea what Journey is, but just for the first part he sentences you to watch 3 hours of the 700 club.

I am failing Honors Geometry.
I like my friend as more then a friend.
And my sister now officially knows that I am an atheist.

God remembers you having a dream about selling sexual favors to a friend. Was this the same one? Even if it's not, God thinks that was pretty hot. And God doesn't give a shit about whether or not you're an athiest, he's an agnostic himself. God reccomends you by a protractor and ask out your friend. Or maybe buy your friend and ask out a protractor. God can't decide.

I got talked into going to a church party...
God sentences you to be beaten to death with a trout.

I've choked my brother and sister a couple of times....
And pushed them down the stairs...
and threatened them with various weapons...
wow, I'm an a-hole.

God Agrees.

i got my wife's exbf locked up and she don't know of it
And now God is amused.



I slept with my wife's sister a long time ago--this is before I even met my wife. By the time we met and realized who we were it was sort of too late to tell my wife....
God thinks we might have some threeway action going on. God's kinda a playa like that.

it happen last week
hell i go the ok to sleep with my wife's girlfriend's if she away,as i know them for the same time as her

God thinks that's pretty cool. God wants to know why only when your wife is away?


I kinda actually like Nickelback.


God thinks musically, if it isn't rap, it's probably okay. But if God ever hears the song "Toxic" by Britney Spears, there will be other toxic things. Such as acid rain with a ph of .0000000001. God would kinda get turned on by that.

FLORT? :confused:

And MTV makes baby Jesus cry. :upyours:

No, Baby Jesus is a teenager now. And he won't stop listening to that damn rap music on that BET network or whatever. God's cool with it though, since he's got another TV, soundproof walls, plus he's stealing this cable anyway.

I lusted. Unable to fufill my lust, I committed gluttony. Repeatedly. I once ate seven cupcakes in one sitting, simply because I was lusting, and the object of my lust was not with me, and probably not lusting for me (although, he is very lusty, so it is possible that he was lusting for me, but not exclusivley for me).
Oh, and for christ's sake, I keep committing that goddamn unforgivable sin thingy.

Throw in some envy. Does he have a girlfriend? Envy her. And be lazy. God's all for sloth. And maybe wrathful. Attack him if he rebuffs your advances. Greed. Steal some change from his girlfriend. Try to work in some pride too.

It is not up to any man to forgive my sins, that is for Allah.
God would like to tell you that Allah is busy right now, but he will gladly take a message.

Do you ANYWAYS have to mention Allah or Islam on all of your posts?!?!
God thinks the answer is probably yes. He reminds God of those awful Religious Reich born-again christian types. God can't stand those people.

I enjoy hugging my teddy bear...*cries*

God sentences you to watch The O'reilly Factor for 1 minute for each second you hug your teddy bear.

I'm secretly carrying Ruffy's two-headed lovechild.

THE SECOND VIRGIN MARY!

forgive me father, for i have sinned.
i had pre-marital sex yesterday.
...and it was good :D :p

God will only accept this if she was decent looking. And you give him pictures. God enjoys a good masturbation session when his Angelic Harem is busy.


Ahem. God apologizes for being unable to post earlier.

God has spoken. "No harm no foul"



I sentence you to 15 minutes of KITTENWARS.COM



So?



You are canonized.



God would like to know if she had nice tits.


You are beatified. But not canonized, as you did not say "I have sinned" or "I confess"



God has similar feelings about the Virgin Mary.



Well, God has no idea what Journey is, but just for the first part he sentences you to watch 3 hours of the 700 club.



God remembers you having a dream about selling sexual favors to a friend. Was this the same one? Even if it's not, God thinks that was pretty hot. And God doesn't give a shit about whether or not you're an athiest, he's an agnostic himself. God reccomends you by a protractor and ask out your friend. Or maybe buy your friend and ask out a protractor. God can't decide.


God sentences you to be beaten to death with a trout.



God Agrees.


And now God is amused.


God thinks we might have some threeway action going on. God's kinda a playa like that.



God thinks that's pretty cool. God wants to know why only when your wife is away?


God thinks musically, if it isn't rap, it's probably okay. But if God ever hears the song "Toxic" by Britney Spears, there will be other toxic things. Such as acid rain with a ph of .0000000001. God would kinda get turned on by that.



No, Baby Jesus is a teenager now. And he won't stop listening to that damn rap music on that BET network or whatever. God's cool with it though, since he's got another TV, soundproof walls, plus he's stealing this cable anyway.



Throw in some envy. Does he have a girlfriend? Envy her. And be lazy. God's all for sloth. And maybe wrathful. Attack him if he rebuffs your advances. Greed. Steal some change from his girlfriend. Try to work in some pride too.


God would like to tell you that Allah is busy right now, but he will gladly take a message.


God thinks the answer is probably yes. He reminds God of those awful Religious Reich born-again christian types. God can't stand those people.



God sentences you to watch The O'reilly Factor for 1 minute for each second you hug your teddy bear.



THE SECOND VIRGIN MARY!



God will only accept this if she was decent looking. And you give him pictures. God enjoys a good masturbation session when his Angelic Harem is busy.


Ahem. God apologizes for being unable to post earlier.

well God i'am working on that and were's my free cable

I met up with one of my oldest (female) childhood friends for the first time in fifteen years on Monday.

...
...

...

I took her virginity within three hours of meeting her.

I met up with one of my oldest (female) childhood friends for the first time in fifteen years on Monday.

...
...

...

I took her virginity within three hours of meeting her.

:eek: she still was one

Well I'm only 20... she's 18...

Like I said, OLDEST childhood friend.

Well I'm only 20... she's 18...

Like I said, OLDEST childhood friend.

hey happy for you
i have read in a book some place's she now be your wife

I must confess. I once used the:sniper: , :fluffle: , :gundge: , and:mp5: all in the same post. See, there. I did it again.

I also dream about sex.

oh i had a dream that i had blown up WA PMs for bring in Day light savings

hey happy for you
i have read in a book some place's she now be your wifeCould I borrow this book? What else does it say? Will I be fabulously wealthy and successful, just like I've always deserved?

I confess that I am occasionally awestruck by my own perfection.

Could I borrow this book? What else does it say? Will I be fabulously wealthy and successful, just like I've always deserved?

i wish it was one of those

read who win a sports game then go out and place a bet knowing they will win,know what you did to get the girl of your dream's and so on :(

Nope.Minaris?

I'm secretly carrying Ruffy's two-headed lovechild.

:eek:

I'm secretly carrying Ruffy's two-headed lovechild.

THE SECOND VIRGIN MARY!

Not a virgin, and not named Mary. Besides, equating Ruffy's two-headed lovechild with the son of a deity? I'm not even a Christian, and that's just wrong! lol

:eek:

Yeah, guess it's not much of a secret anymore, huh? :(

:eek:

Not a virgin, and not named Mary. Besides, equating Ruffy's two-headed lovechild with the son of a deity? I'm not even a Christian, and that's just wrong! lol

Yeah, guess it's not much of a secret anymore, huh? :(

ok er

ok er

I go all weird from time to time. You'll get used to it. ;)

I go all weird from time to time. You'll get used to it. ;)

i may not if i get in the army

God remembers you having a dream about selling sexual favors to a friend. Was this the same one? Even if it's not, God thinks that was pretty hot. And God doesn't give a shit about whether or not you're an athiest, he's an agnostic himself. God reccomends you by a protractor and ask out your friend. Or maybe buy your friend and ask out a protractor. God can't decide.. I had a dream about kissing the friend, not selling sexual favors. And we don't really need protractors anymore, as we're long done with angles. :(

No, Baby Jesus is a teenager now. And he won't stop listening to that damn rap music on that BET network or whatever. God's cool with it though, since he's got another TV, soundproof walls, plus he's stealing this cable anyway I had the impression that rap made even grown man Jesus cry..... :eek:

I once got my older brother by the throat and squeezed until he passed out.

I once got my older brother by the throat and squeezed until he passed out.

was his face blue

Eventually. Shame for him my mother smoked while she was pregnant with him. I'm smarter, taller, and stronger. He figured out when I was about 15 he should probably avoid pissing me off.

Right before he lost consciousness.

Eventually. Shame for him my mother smoked while she was pregnant with him. I'm smarter, taller, and stronger. He figured out when I was about 15 he should probably avoid pissing me off.

Right before he lost consciousness.

i never did make the person i did it to past out, i got stopped

i'am about to have make sex

Eventually. Shame for him my mother smoked while she was pregnant with him. I'm smarter, taller, and stronger. He figured out when I was about 15 he should probably avoid pissing me off.

Right before he lost consciousness.

Wow...you're cool... :rolleyes:

i must confession i'am about to have make sex

:eek:

Oh, wait, you're married.
Go on, boink away.
:p

I took her virginity within three hours of meeting her.


God says it's only OK if it was consensual. It it was, God believes you kick ass. Provided she was decent-lookin'.

I must confess. I once used the:sniper: , :fluffle: , :gundge: , and:mp5: all in the same post. See, there. I did it again.

I also dream about sex.

The second parts fine with God, but he sentences you to watch the entire first season of "Deal or no Deal" For the first part.

oh i had a dream that i had blown up WA PMs for bring in Day light savings

God doesn't have a clue what you're talking about.

I confess that I am occasionally awestruck by my own perfection.

God used to have the same problem.

I once got my older brother by the throat and squeezed until he passed out.

God finds this to have comedic value.

i'am about to have make sex

Are you familiar with our "Doggystyle for Christ" Program?

Is Pedro the Donkey actually Pablo the Squirrel?

:eek:

Is Pedro the Donkey actually Pablo the Squirrel?

ZOMG, Pablo. :p

Back on topic:
I must confess that... yes, as you always suspected... I am Batman. Do we get to sing "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" now?

God doesn't have a clue what you're talking about.
Are you familiar with our "Doggystyle for Christ" Program?

State Government

no

but i'am going for round two

I once trolled in another forum (not NS though, I would never troll here :eek:).

I confess to nobody but God (and Ruffy)

State Government

no

but i'am going for round two

:eek:

:eek:

what
round two never happen she fell asleep :(

what
round two never happen she fell asleep :(

:p

:p

just you wait till you get older :p

hey there's all way's morning sex and i do get to look at her as she sleeps

I must confess my sins...

I once ate my nieghbors grass.

I once had sex with an ex.

I once fingered a "just friend", whom is also a virgin.

And most of all, no one has any idea who the hell I am. They all seem to think I am someone else. And not me. I must confess that I enjoy leading them on like this.

I must confess my sins...

I once ate my nieghbors grass.

I once had sex with an ex.

I once fingered a "just friend", whom is also a virgin.

And most of all, no one has any idea who the hell I am. They all seem to think I am someone else. And not me. I must confess that I enjoy leading them on like this.

It scares me how permanent a fixture in the forums Pedro is becoming.

ZOMG, Pablo. :p

Back on topic:
I must confess that... yes, as you always suspected... I am Batman. Do we get to sing "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" now?

Friggin' Poser. God knows for a fact that one of the guys in His harem is batman.

State Government
no
but i'am going for round two

God wants a tape.

I once trolled in another forum (not NS though, I would never troll here :eek:).

God wants to know if you were a /b/tard.

I confess to nobody but God (and Ruffy)

So shut up and confess to me.

I must confess my sins...

I once ate my nieghbors grass.

I once had sex with an ex.

I once fingered a "just friend", whom is also a virgin.

And most of all, no one has any idea who the hell I am. They all seem to think I am someone else. And not me. I must confess that I enjoy leading them on like this.

God has informed me you are now a candidate for sainthood. Just send him 10 people's virginities, and you're in.

I usually give my girl a rimjob before we have sinful pre-marital sex.
I'm also a pagan.
Oh, and i also enjoy giving cunnilingus.
I'm doomed. :(

I confess that I also give Efenns girl a rimjob before I have sex with Efenn.

just kidding, but oh how I wish I could confess that.

:D

I confess that I also give Efenns girl a rimjob before I have sex with Efenn.

just kidding, but oh how I wish I could confess that.
:eek:

:eek:


:p

...I'm speechless. I am without speech. :D

...I'm speechless. I am without speech. :D

*gives you speech for Christmas*

I usually give my girl a rimjob before we have sinful pre-marital sex.
I'm also a pagan.
Oh, and i also enjoy giving cunnilingus.
I'm doomed. :(

The Virgin Mary would like you to visit her. Wink wink nudge nudge.

I confess that I also give Efenns girl a rimjob before I have sex with Efenn.

just kidding, but oh how I wish I could confess that.

:D

God can confess that. If you don't believe us, check the internet.

But God wishes he knew what a rimjob was.

Did you just call me God? Thats very sweet of you but I accept.

Did you just call me God? Thats very sweet of you but I accept.

God must go look up rimjob on urban dictionary.


God is not paticularly turned on by this concept.

i like to say i'am in the mood to do my lady and her and my GF

simultaneous loving baby

two or three

i like to say i'am in the mood to do my lady and her and my GF

You owe God a new keyboard.

You owe God a new keyboard.

that's not going to happen, he still owes me money

that's not going to happen, he still owes me money

You're the one that made him drool.

You're the one that made him drool.

hey i was drooling on my lady thinking of it,got slap for it
now must go

But God wishes he knew what a rimjob was.

...I'm speechless. I am without speech.

*gives you speech for Christmas*

...Or not. :confused:

...I'm speechless. I am without speech.



God wants to know if it was really that shocking.

God wants to know if it was really that shocking.
No it wasn't, i just wanted to use that quote. :D

Well, I just found out the boy I lusted for has a girlfriend. An ex-lover of his, actually. How disgusting is that? I must now confess to feeling an overwhelming urge to smash both their beautiful faces in with a steal toed boot, and bludgeon them to death with an ice pick. Not that I would actually do that, but it's comforting to think about. I must now think about laziness, greed, and vanity.

And i've just remembered that I have fantasies of Religious Prostitution. :(
i am SO going to hell.

God wants to know if you were a /b/tard.

A what? :confused:

And i've just remembered that I have fantasies of Religious Prostitution. :(
i am SO going to hell.

Religious prostitution?

"Religious prostitution is the practice of having sexual intercourse (with a person other than one's spouse) for a religious purpose. A woman engaged in such practices is sometimes called a temple prostitute or hierodule, though modern connotations of the term prostitute cause interpretations of these phrases to be highly misleading."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_prostitution

I can't see drawings of ancient egyptian priestess without getting a hard-on the size of the Statue of Liberty. :(

hey i was drooling on my lady thinking of it,got slap for it
now must go

Excellent. God is most pleased.

No it wasn't, i just wanted to use that quote. :D

God agrees. It is a purdy cool quote.

Well, I just found out the boy I lusted for has a girlfriend. An ex-lover of his, actually. How disgusting is that? I must now confess to feeling an overwhelming urge to smash both their beautiful faces in with a steal toed boot, and bludgeon them to death with an ice pick. Not that I would actually do that, but it's comforting to think about. I must now think about laziness, greed, and vanity.

God wants to know why you would bludgeon them with it.

And i've just remembered that I have fantasies of Religious Prostitution. :(
i am SO going to hell.

God believes you have many possibilities as the lover of his next son.

A what? :confused:

God must now explain. A /b/tard is a denizen of the black pits of /b/, the darkest hell of the dark hell of 4chan.org. /B/ is the pure, unfiltered shit of the internet. The Shit, if you will.

God believes you have many possibilities as the lover of his next son.

WHOA! No thanks....However, I would consider it if he had a daughter.

God must now explain. A /b/tard is a denizen of the black pits of /b/, the darkest hell of the dark hell of 4chan.org. /B/ is the pure, unfiltered shit of the internet. The Shit, if you will.

Oh. Well, it was an uber fundie troll puppet, so maybe? :eek:

Oh. Well, it was an uber fundie troll puppet, so maybe? :eek:

Wait...


Are you Fourth Holy Reich, by any chance?

Wait...


Are you Fourth Holy Reich, by any chance?

No. I never did it on NS, ever, ever, ever. To do that would be suicide.

No. :eek: :mad:

No. I never did it on NS, ever, ever, ever. To do that would be suicide.

No. :eek: :mad:

Ah.


I was just curious.

Ah.


I was just curious.

Naw, it was on another forum. Does that make me a /b/tard?

Naw, it was on another forum. Does that make me a /b/tard?

Nope. A /b/tard is someone who hangs out on /b/ a lot. It's not neccasarily deregatory, but it often is used as such.

4chan.org, for those wondering, is about 50% porn, 30% racism, 10% pedophilia (Actual child porn has shown up their before.), 10% randomness

Naw, it was on another forum. Does that make me a /b/tard?

Maybe. It all depends on this one question...

Do you exist?

Maybe. It all depends on this one question...

Do you exist?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Maybe. It all depends on this one question...

Do you exist?

Deep...

Maybe. It all depends on this one question...

Do you exist?

That makes no sense. :(

Or are you callign me a /b/tard?

Nope. A /b/tard is someone who hangs out on /b/ a lot. It's not neccasarily deregatory, but it often is used as such.

4chan.org, for those wondering, is about 50% porn, 30% racism, 10% pedophilia (Actual child porn has shown up their before.), 10% randomness

Oh, okay. :p

That makes no sense. :(

Or are you callign me a /b/tard?

No; I am asking:

"Do you exist or are you an illusion?"

No; I am asking:

"Do you exist or are you an illusion?"

Oh, I exist all right.

Though the North Carolina EOG morons don't think so. You see, in the little info sheet, they have a gender box. It's not "sex", it's "gender". And I have to choose between male or female when my gender is Pancake. :mad:

It's a sad, sad world. :(

Oh, I exist all right.

Though the North Carolina EOG morons don't think so. You see, in the little info sheet, they have a gender box. It's not "sex", it's "gender". And I have to choose between male or female when my gender is Pancake. :mad:

It's a sad, sad world. :(

Sad indeed.

I had to ignore my syrupness when getting my license.

Sad indeed.

I had to ignore my syrupness when getting my license.

:( The males and females are teh ebil. :mp5:

:( The males and females are teh ebil. :mp5:

Shemales and Hefemales are good?

God says it's only OK if it was consensual. It it was, God believes you kick ass. Provided she was decent-lookin'.

Well... she jumped on me.

As to how she looks.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/Falhaar/Katie.jpg

(Taken approximately 2.1 seconds before her attack)

Well... she jumped on me.

As to how she looks.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/Falhaar/Katie.jpg

(Taken approximately 2.1 seconds before her attack)

God has to go take a cold shower.

As to how she looks.
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 THEY BURN!!!!!!!111111111111111

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 THEY BURN!!!!!!!111111111111111

From the hotness?

From the hotness?
She ain't THAT good.
I'd show you some friends of mine, but i don't think that that would be ethical. :(

She ain't THAT good.
I'd show you some friends of mine, but i don't think that that would be ethical. :(

I think she is that good man.


Why do I have a much, much different rating of physical attractiveness than other people?

I mean, most people think Lindsey Lohan is hot. I find her mildly attractive, but not "ZOMG DROOLZORZ!!!"

I mean, most people think Lindsey Lohan is hot. I find her mildly attractive, but not "ZOMG DROOLZORZ!!!"

Lindsay Lohan is alright. But, like i said in some other threads, i like tanned girls, and she will NEVER get a tan, not with that skin.

Lindsay Lohan is alright. But, like i said in some other threads, i like tanned girls, and she will NEVER get a tan, not with that skin.

Really? She looks perpetually tanned to me.

Really? She looks perpetually tanned to me.
You northerners don't know what is a good tan. I'll look for something to show you.

You northerners don't know what is a good tan. I'll look for something to show you.

Dude, I'm in Iowa. Everyone here is tan.

Dude, I'm in Iowa. Everyone here is tan.
LOL! I doubt that you've got tans like the ones we have down here. Seriously.

LOL! I doubt that you've got tans like the ones we have down here. Seriously.

Eh. I just can't believe I'm having a conversation over tans.

Eh. I just can't believe I'm having a conversation over tans.
LOL! Neither do I.
Anyway, here's what a proper tan should look like.
http://surfreporter.cidadeinternet.com.br/materias_arquivadas/images/16_10_02_girls20.jpg
*Drools all over the keyboard*

EDIT: I wonder if that qualifies as porn.

i'll confess i pulled someone seven years my senior but only cuz i'm boasting and have no frame of reference. (and i think she likes me, yay! :D)

LOL! Neither do I.
Anyway, here's what a proper tan should look like.
http://surfreporter.cidadeinternet.com.br/materias_arquivadas/images/16_10_02_girls20.jpg
*Drools all over the keyboard*

EDIT: I wonder if that qualifies as porn.

i say your safe i can see she wearing all of it

i must say there going to fun tonight

:( The males and females are teh ebil. :mp5:

Well, I wouldn't call them evil. Just... ignorant.

Well, I wouldn't call them evil. Just... ignorant.

dam right
i can never find the box for mix up male

It scares me how permanent a fixture in the forums Pedro is becoming.

Good.

It scares me how permanent a fixture in the forums Pedro is becoming.

came into my dream's i show you Fear

came into my dream's i show you Fear
I dreamt about NationStates the night before last. Again. That's more frightening than anything you can dream of. :( Well, I guess that's my confession.

I dreamt about NationStates the night before last. Again. That's more frightening than anything you can dream of. :( Well, I guess that's my confession.

you have not seen the post's of bloody one's have you

No to all three. In fact, I belive I already deniend one of those accusations. Twice.

Pablo?

Oh, bite me. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-018.gif

*bites*


*...gently*

;) :p

I take it then that I'm the only one who thinks he's being less than genuine?

No, I suspected that from the start.

Is Pedro the Donkey actually Pablo the Squirrel?

:eek:

Damn. And here I am thinking I was smart and stuff.

Pablo?


No. Pedro. The three letters in the middle are different.

No. Pedro. The three letters in the middle are different.

Harlesburg?

i must say there going to fun tonight

change that to it has happen

Harlesburg?

Pedro. Just Pedro.

Pedro. Just Pedro.

I like to touch Donkeys.

I like to touch Donkeys.

I like to eat hobos.:)

I like to eat hobos.:)

Ah! But I'm not a Hobo, I just like to masquerade as a hobo, for the kicks.

I like to touch Donkeys.

and you end up in jail

Ah! But I'm not a Hobo, I just like to masquerade as a hobo, for the kicks.


:(

Ah! But I'm not a Hobo, I just like to masquerade as a hobo, for the kicks.
Ooo, kinky.

and you end up in jail

What?! I give my donkeys pleasure, its not like I beat them!:(

What?! I give my donkeys pleasure, its not like I beat them!:(

Thats what Ifreann said.:mad:

What?! I give my donkeys pleasure, its not like I beat them!:(
Do you give donkeys milk and cookies and invite them over to your place for a sleepover?

:(

Its okay, I've got a few friends I could introduce you to:)

Has anyone else noticed/pointed out the spelling error in the title of this thread? Just wondering.

God has informed me you are now a candidate for sainthood. Just send him 10 people's virginities, and you're in.

Does god prefer UPS or FedEx, and am I allowed to buy them on e-bay, or do I have to properly take them myself?

Has anyone else noticed/pointed out the spelling error in the title of this thread? Just wondering.

do now
*goes back to locking lips with wife*

Do you give donkeys milk and cookies and invite them over to your place for a sleepover?

They perfer porn flicks at some seedy movie theatre. I pay for the pop corn and tissues.

Thats what Ifreann said.:mad:

Ifreann is a dirty liar, he likes to touch children.

I re-joined NS after my original nation winked out of existence. Risque, huh? ;)

I re-joined NS after my original nation winked out of existence. Risque, huh? ;)
Very risque, you daredevil, you.

Very risque, you daredevil, you.

I live life without a harness.

I live life without a harness.
I'm the Lindbergh baby.

I'm the Lindbergh baby.

That is a strange confession.

That is a strange confession.
I'm an avatar of Krishna too.

I'm an avatar of Krishna too.

Wow, that... Hey, wait a minute! You can't be both! :p

i'll confess i pulled someone seven years my senior but only cuz i'm boasting and have no frame of reference. (and i think she likes me, yay! :D)

God wants to know what "Pulled" means.

I dreamt about NationStates the night before last. Again. That's more frightening than anything you can dream of. :( Well, I guess that's my confession.

God has told me that you fail.

Pablo?
*bites*
.

It's that one cabbage patch doll!

I like to touch Donkeys.
So does God. We have so much to talk about.

I like to eat hobos.:)

See above.

Does god prefer UPS or FedEx, and am I allowed to buy them on e-bay, or do I have to properly take them myself?

God prefers FedEx, and you may buy them off the series of tubes.

I'm the Lindbergh baby.
I've missed you so much my son! *hugs* mm...incest...

Oh shit, did God say that out loud?

I'm an avatar of Krishna too.

HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY SON! DAMN YOU KRISHNA!!!!

I betrayed 3 of my childhood friends which I knew for more than 15 years, and I didnt went to the cerimony of my friend´s dead father.

And what is worst: I felt nothing. No guilt, no shame, nothing.

Fortunaly I dont believe in god, otherwise I would probabily end in hell

I betrayed 3 of my childhood friends which I knew for more than 15 years, and I didnt went to the cerimony of my friend´s dead father.

And what is worst: I felt nothing. No guilt, no shame, nothing.

Fortunaly I dont believe in god, otherwise I would probabily end in hell

How did you betray them?

Okay, here's a strange confession. I am at my boyfriend's house for the weekend, and last night we were scrounging for food. His mom is on a major diet and everything in the house says "weight watchers" on it, and tastes like cardboard. She came in and started pulling stuff out of the fridge and cupboards, talking about how the stir fry of this brand is actually good and tofu noodles make for an interesting but not terrible fettucini alfredo.

Now, when I get hungry, I get real cranky and irrational. Just so you know.

So she's doing this, and Mike is saying things like, "How about yogurt? Oh, it's got aspartame, mind. What about a pear? Oh yeah, you hate pears. Oatmeal?" And I just sort of snapped, and I said, "I am leaving until everybody is gone, then I will find some food." I walked out the room holding the oatmeal box for whatever reason, and went and sat down behind their christmas tree. Which is where I stayed while Mike made some food and went downstairs, and his mother puttered around for almost a half hour in the kitchen.

I kept thinking, "I can't get up and make food now, she'll think I'm crazy. I'll wait til she goes upstairs." Then she turned off all the lights, and came into the living room, and turned on the christmas tree lights. And there I was, crouching on the floor, holding a box of oatmeal! I scared her half to death. I just had to act like everything was totally normal ("Oh, I was just admiring this ornament. Very nice!")

Then she left and I made the oatmeal. To conclude, I am basically insane.

Okay, here's a strange confession. I am at my boyfriend's house for the weekend, and last night we were scrounging for food. His mom is on a major diet and everything in the house says "weight watchers" on it, and tastes like cardboard. She came in and started pulling stuff out of the fridge and cupboards, talking about how the stir fry of this brand is actually good and tofu noodles make for an interesting but not terrible fettucini alfredo.

Now, when I get hungry, I get real cranky and irrational. Just so you know.

So she's doing this, and Mike is saying things like, "How about yogurt? Oh, it's got aspartame, mind. What about a pear? Oh yeah, you hate pears. Oatmeal?" And I just sort of snapped, and I said, "I am leaving until everybody is gone, then I will find some food." I walked out the room holding the oatmeal box for whatever reason, and went and sat down behind their christmas tree. Which is where I stayed while Mike made some food and went downstairs, and his mother puttered around for almost a half hour in the kitchen.

I kept thinking, "I can't get up and make food now, she'll think I'm crazy. I'll wait til she goes upstairs." Then she turned off all the lights, and came into the living room, and turned on the christmas tree lights. And there I was, crouching on the floor, holding a box of oatmeal! I scared her half to death. I just had to act like everything was totally normal ("Oh, I was just admiring this ornament. Very nice!")

Then she left and I made the oatmeal. To conclude, I am basically insane.

To modify what the Night Elves of Warcraft say, "The god agrees"

To modify what the Night Elves of Warcraft say, "The god agrees"

Thank you.

i have coco pops for dinner some time's and some time's at midnight

i want to take over the world

an i had wild sex with four females

i have coco pops for dinner some time's and some time's at midnight

i want to take over the world

an i had wild sex with four females

You are God's hero.

You are God's hero.

Damn I wanted to do that.

Damn I wanted to do that.

Are you Liberated New Ireland?

Damn I wanted to do that.

:p bet you too it

I want it to be Pablo and I don't know why.

Also, Hobovillia?

Il Ruffino could be corrupted by holding a monopoly.


Notice: Zarakon is not a registered priest. Not even of the Universal Life Church. If you highlighted this, you forgot to take your meds.

Wha-AHAHAHAHAHAHAhohohohahahaheeheeheeheeHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*FLORT* :p

Okay, this is going to be bad. And if Kanabiana sees it, it's going to be even worse.


I kinda actually like Nickelback.


There, I said it.


I'm feeling much better now. :pOne might think a Catholic-raised hottie like yourself might give something a BIT more tantalizing than that, hmmm?
Even stuff that's happened here?

FLORT? :confused:

Ah ... implore Straughn.

I'm secretly carrying Ruffy's two-headed lovechild.
In a way, LaDameSansMerci already beat you to the punch.

I have read up to the fourth page in this thread, and nothing else.

I do not mind an ex-Yankee being the manager of the Mets. *kills self in shame or something*

I also have keeled over to peer pressure and gotten a facebook.

Are you Liberated New Ireland?

Pedro.

P-E-D-R-O.

Pedro.

Pablo.

P-A-B-L-O.

Pablo.
.

I like to touch Donkeys.

Of course you do. Everyone likes a little ass now and then.

I have read up to the fourth page in this thread, and nothing else.

I do not mind an ex-Yankee being the manager of the Mets. *kills self in shame or something*

I also have keeled over to peer pressure and gotten a facebook.

God sentences you to death.

Forgive me, for I touched my girlfriend in a public movie theatre.

Forgive me, for I touched my girlfriend in a public movie theatre.

God wishes to know where.


God's hand is in His Godly Pocket...

God wishes to know where.


God's hand is in His Godly Pocket...

In her pants. And her chest. Well, more of on her pants. And the boobies. And--wait, is this legal to say on this forum?

In her pants. And her chest. Well, more of on her pants. And the boobies. And--wait, is this legal to say on this forum?

Man, you turned God on! Crap!


This is the part of the job I hate *grumble grumble*

It's 5 AM Christmas morning and I'm the only one up. :(

It's 5 AM Christmas morning and I'm the only one up. :(

No. You're not. I'm just insanely busy and posting between the 9.5 bajillion other things I should be doing instead.

No. You're not. I'm just insanely busy and posting between the 9.5 bajillion other things I should be doing instead.

Shame, shame, shame.

I must confess. I voilated (with a used plunger) Ifreann while it was sleeping.

I must confess. I voilated (with a used plunger) Ifreann while it was sleeping.

You violated death?

i keep thinking of my ladys

i keep thinking of my ladys

Okay II, we get it, you have a sex life. You've brought that up in half of your posts.

Okay II, we get it, you have a sex life. You've brought that up in half of your posts.

more like what may happen :eek:

i'm feeling sad but i don't know why :(

I'm feeling sad and I do know why, it's just I can't do anything about it :)

i'm feeling sad but i don't know why :(

Perhaps because it's gray and dreary and dark? Cheer up, lad, have a nice cup of tea! (The Christmas tree photos over on the other thread were very well done, too, by the way.) Another six weeks and pitchers and catchers report to spring training, can summer be far away? :D