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Diamond?
Er i meant Pearl.http://209.85.12.227/html/emoticons/sleep.gif (http://209.85.12.227/html/emoticons/tongue.gif)

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:( *Finds you sexy*
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:( *Finds you sexy*
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o.OEnough to want to give me a pearl necklace?
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o.OEnough to want to give me a pearl necklace?
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:confused: How could i not?
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Sexy?

Or Erotic?


I find any living human female sexy. (yep... that's how discerning I am... :p )
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Trigonometry
ewwww
How do you do it?
A disgrace of a thread.
:eek: SHAME ON YOU!!
My baby! :(
mine too, in a way. And she was a beauty and i loved her.
It was in General way too long. :(
yeah, well, your face was in General way too long! or, something. I dunno...
Which makes your "taste" in men quite suspect indeed.
LoL, fair enough. I just don't like the scratchy feeling of hair against certain parts of my chest. ugh. Is that NSG permissible? I'm not sure, so i'm whiting it. Have mercy on me, mods, if it is not. (harley said it wasn't, so i tried to tone it down)

my lady :D

:eek: SHAME ON YOU!!
Other threads>That thread
yeah, well, your face was in General way too long! or, something. I dunno...
It's never been in General...
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LoL, fair enough. I just don't like the scratchy feeling of hair against my nipples. ugh. Is that NSG permissible? I'm not sure, so i'm whiting it. Have mercy on me, mods if it is not.
Nope, Bye bye.:(

:confused: How could i not?
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:rolleyes: Yay me.
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Other threads>That thread

Nope, Bye bye.:(

Hairy AND you don't like my thread! Tut tut! :(

:rolleyes: Yay me.
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;) Yay for both of us.
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Hairy AND you don't like my thread! Tut tut! :(
Who is Hairy?:/
I am slightly bitter about it.

or is the type to just jump anything that breathes.

My rule of thumb: If it moves, speaks, and weighs less then 80 kilograms, fuck it.

If it doesn't move or speak, use it to masturbate.

My rule of thumb: If it moves, speaks, and weighs less then 80 kilograms, fuck it.

If it doesn't move or speak, use it to masturbate.
But i weigh 89 Kgs.:(

My rule of thumb: If it moves, speaks, and weighs less then 80 kilograms, fuck it.

If it doesn't move or speak, use it to masturbate.

*runs away from Allanea just to be safe*

;) Yay for both of us.
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Who is Hairy?:/
I am slightly bitter about it.

You are hairy?
Why are you bitter? :confused:

You are hairy?
Why are you bitter? :confused:
Oh you mean "Hairy AND you don't like my thread! Tut tut!:( ":p

Never once did i see you say you liked 'Hairy'.
Yeah i have longish hair... but i also have the facial hair too.
I don't like it because it no longer served it's purpose and i've seen other threads killed when they did.-_-

Oh you mean "Hairy AND you don't like my thread! Tut tut!:( ":p

Never once did i see you say you liked 'Hairy'.
Yeah i have longish hair... but i also have the facial hair too.
I don't like it because it no longer served it's purpose and i've seen other threads killed when they did.-_-

I don't like hairy.
Long hair is good though.

... :( You make me sad.

I don't like hairy.
Long hair is good though.

... :( You make me sad.
It isn't prickly.:)
If it had died in General quicker i wouldn't care.
*Tries to make you happy*

It isn't prickly.:)
If it had died in General quicker i wouldn't care.
*Tries to make you happy*

It was one of my favourite threads, I had a lot of fun. :(

I don't like hairy.
Long hair is good though.

... :( You make me sad.

Bah, my magnificent goatee conquers all. You chicks just don't know.

Bah, my magnificent goatee conquers all. You chicks just don't know.

Sure we know, or I do, I've seen the pictures. :p

are we meant to be PG? Well, I find gallantry very sexy. Eyebrow rings are also a plus.

Also I find tradies very sexy. I like real men. Not girls with penises.

Also I find tradies very sexy. I like real men. Not girls with penises.

???

I hate "men" who spend more time in front of the mirror than I do. I know that it's buying into gender role assigning and stereotyping, but I just don't like it. I hate boys that are into fashion, and moisturise and all that crap. I like real, red-blooded men.

I know at least 10 guys who are East Asian with long hair and love trigonometry...

I myself am half-East Asian with halfway long hair and feel halfway ok talking about trig.

Bah, my magnificent goatee conquers all. You chicks just don't know.

oohhhhh that hit my buttons.

tall smart asian men with long hair and a nice goatee. *quiver* they are the sexiest men on earth.

that and indian cowboys. as in native american, not south asian. mmmmmm

Any woman who's immodest everywhere, shows maximum cleavage, has big boobs, enjoys public displays of affection to the extreme, yet likes it nice and slow in the bedroom. :) (but not too slow ;) )

God, i'm weird. :p lol

likes it nice and slow in the bedroom. :) (but not too slow ;) )

nothing wrong with that

oohhhhh that hit my buttons.

tall smart asian men with long hair and a nice goatee. *quiver* they are the sexiest men on earth.

that and indian cowboys. as in native american, not south asian. mmmmmm

I hit so little of that criteria. I'm an average height cracker and my goatee isn't nice, it's magnificent.

It was one of my favourite threads, I had a lot of fun. :(
Don't mind me, i'm just an old crank with a broken rocking chair and an empty bottle of Bourbon.
You don't have fun with it anymore?
Bah, my magnificent goatee conquers all. You chicks just don't know.
Sure we know, or I do, I've seen the pictures. :p
Ohnowsimalljealous:(

I hate "men" who spend more time in front of the mirror than I do. I know that it's buying into gender role assigning and stereotyping, but I just don't like it. I hate boys that are into fashion, and moisturise and all that crap. I like real, red-blooded men.

Nothing wrong with that\

I didn't bother reading the rest of the thread.
Anyone mention Kari Byron yet, other than me and perhaps Dinaverg yet?

Hmm. I'm probably mixing you up with someone - ir inventing the whole thing. who knows. You know you're over the edge when you can't keep track of your flights of internet fancy.

*hides*

Maybe I'll put my pic back in my sig... it might prevent much confusion for the both of us in the future. :p

Nothing wrong with that\

I know, but many generalites seem to not like those sort of males. Comes from them generally being xenophobic, homophobic assholes (those sort of males, NSG is a very enlightened place:D ). But goddamn they are hawt.

Physically: wide hips, big butt with a thin waist, red hair, relatively short

Mentally: Not too right wing, submissive, or weak-willed

I like a more masculine girl. They dont need a sailor mouth (I would prefer they didnt), but I dont want a girl who is prissy and afraid to get dirty.

Physically, I like neck length hair or shorter, and glasses. Glasses are awesome looking on everyone.

Oh, and the biggest turn on ever...if they are willing to go dutch on everything. When they demand you pay for their meals, it strikes me as ungrateful and whoreish (ie. prostitute.) On the other hand, when they pay their own meal, it gives off an aroura of self-reliance and self-respect.