NationStates Jolt Archive

Are you a fan of lingerie? (Surreptitiously flipping through Victoria Secret catalogues...) Erotica? (Who knew Ann Rice was that kinky?) Is food a turn on? Wine? Good conversation? Certain music...certain scenery...everyone have their own triggers...what are yours?

Keep it PG-13 people!

I find bitchiness to be sexy, oddly enough. Not crabby, bitch and moan...but take-no-prisoners-say-it-like-it-is bitchy. Of course...I have to actually agree generally with the subject matter or the sexiness dies.

I also like tatoos in certain circumstances. On the back of a woman's neck for instance. I like tatoos on guys who don't look like they'd have a tatoo...roll up the dress shirt and wow...look at that...yum.

I find intelligence sexy, also someone I can actually hold a converstation with, and also nice T&A wouldn't hurt.

Are you a fan of lingerie?

Sure.

Erotica?

Why not

Is food a turn on?

No.

Wine?

Drunkenness, yes.

Good conversation?

Appealing, but not usually directly sexual.

Certain music

Not really, no.

...certain scenery...

Bedrooms are a favorite.

But anyway, I'm a guy, so to be honest I usually find anything with two lumps and a hole to be sexually exciting in the right circumstances. Coffee and donuts? MMM!

As always, Trostia, you delight :D

I have no idea why, but heterochromia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterochromia

Maybe its just too much exposure to /b/'s desu spam.

I find intelligence sexy, also someone I can actually hold a converstation with, and also nice T&A wouldn't hurt.

To me, intelligent conversation is a turn on only if the other person does not hold repugnant political and social views.

Intelligent conversation is a turn on, only if the person you are conversating with does not hold repugnant political and social views.

True.

What do I find sexy?

Béatrice Shönberg (she's on France 2)

http://perso.modulonet.fr/~wdumareau/Caps/BeS215c.jpg

Of course, she's just a bit more than twice my age, but who cares?

I don't have a ton of experience to draw on, but I've had interesting things happen in fancy restaurants that were...fun, and also make me think about certain things when in fancy restaurants...

*remembers stuff...*

Yeah, also girls who like me (probably like most teenagers who like girls).

confidence.
lingerie
the rest depends on mood. Anger, I want angry sex. Tired, I want lazy sex, et. al.

This is t3h secksee:


http://www.dantedifranco.com/BeardedWoman5.jpg

Yeah, also girls who like me (probably like most teenagers who like girls).

Yeah, nothing is more of a turn-off than someone who blows you off...or is the type to just jump anything that breathes.

Except that in the second instance, you might actually get some, and in the first, well...no.

= Anger, I want angry sex.
Um...You mean like....rough sex? or do you mean, she is punching you and twisting your scrotum?:p

...
Im sorry, I seem to still be alive after looking at Zilam's post.

Would somebody please administer mercy to me? Im afriad my hands are trembling now and I might screw things up.

Rough...political sex....hahahahaha..."Oh yeah..SMASH THE STATE!" *slap*

As always, Trostia, you delight :D

Yah I wrock.

:D

Hey, uh. You didn't call me like 2 x today did you?

ropes cuffs and chains mostly. *shrug*

What do I find sexy; nothing really, I am not that sort of person to get interested in such things

What do I find sexy; nothing really, I am not that sort of person to get interested in such things

A lurker WOULD say that.


:p

Yah I wrock.

:D

Hey, uh. You didn't call me like 2 x today did you?

Well sheesh, I needed phone sex and you just weren't available...

Well sheesh, I needed phone sex and you just weren't available...

You can call me...1-666-420-6969 ;)

You can call me...1-666-420-6969 ;)

I think that's the devil's oral sex line.

ropes cuffs and chains mostly. *shrug*

I agree, these are fun. You up for it, Trostia? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

And you know what? Bondage gear is so damn ugly. I just hate it. I can't believe that no one has designed sexier stuff yet. The possibilities are endless and apparently untapped.

I think that's the devil's oral sex line.

if you want hot steamy sinners roasted in eternal flame, press 1.

If you want hot young school girls screaming in pain while their soft skin is ripped from their bones, press 2.

I agree, these are fun. You up for it, Trostia? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Too gimmicky. A real man subdues his woman by force of his own bare hands. And other bare things.

I agree, these are fun. You up for it, Trostia? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

feh, I always miss out on the fun...

Too gimmicky.

Yes, but at times hands get occupied and you want something to keep her...erm...never mind, said too much.

A lurker WOULD say that.


:p

I am no lurker :), just expressing my opinion

And you know what? Bondage gear is so damn ugly. I just hate it. I can't believe that no one has designed sexier stuff yet. The possibilities are endless and apparently untapped.

Oh I disagree, I've seen some rather nice looking stuff....

Um...You mean like....rough sex? or do you mean, she is punching you and twisting your scrotum?:p

Rough sex. No one punches the boys. They get angry.

Too gimmicky. A real man subdues his woman by force of his own bare hands. And other bare things.

Fantastic...truly...*salivates*

Oh I disagree, I've seen some rather nice looking stuff....

You'll have to discreetly point me in the right direction then. Christmas IS coming up after all! And nothing says, "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" like sexy bondage gear! :D

if you want hot steamy sinners roasted in eternal flame, press 1.

If you want hot young school girls screaming in pain while their soft skin is ripped from their bones, press 2.

Oh be quiet, I'm getting an erection now :p


Just Kidding.....



.....Or am I?

.....Or am I?

Ewwwwww....alright, so slasher movies are your thing.

Men who are a good chase and can take jokes/teasing.

You'll have to discreetly point me in the right direction then. Christmas IS coming up after all! And nothing says, "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" like sexy bondage gear! :D

hah, well I have some places you coud look if you're really serious...

http://i17.tinypic.com/2i09ctx.jpg

Oh, yeah... :)

More Chris Evans! (http://images.google.se/images?q=chris%20evans&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&sa=N&tab=wi)

hah, well I have some places you coud look if you're really serious...

Yes.

http://i17.tinypic.com/2i09ctx.jpg

Oh, yeah... :)

More Chris Evans! (http://images.google.se/images?q=chris%20evans&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&sa=N&tab=wi)
Isn't he a bit hairless for your taste? Edit: Oh, I see the first pic that you like so much doesn't include a waxing :D

Yes.

meh, ok, check your telegrams.

Are you a fan of lingerie?

Sure...though the lack thereof is equally interesting. ;)

Erotica? Is food a turn on?

No, and no.

Wine?

Always. :)

I also like tatoos in certain circumstances.

So do I...piercings as well...though I do not like it when a person goes overboard with either.

If I can mistake your face for a tackle-box or a fresco painting, then yeah...you've gone too far.

I love long hair and backrubs. I also like assertiveness...if you know what you want, then get it, and kick ass doing it! (Unless it's me you want, then don't kick my ass...just pounce. :p )

Isn't he a bit hairless for your taste? Edit: Oh, I see the first pic that you like so much doesn't include a waxing :D

Oh please. You don't need to be "hairy" for fass. You just need to know his "buttons" ;)

Isn't he a bit hairless for your taste? Edit: Oh, I see the first pic that you like so much doesn't include a waxing :D

http://www.towleroad.com/photos/uncategorized/chris_evans_shirtless_4.jpg

*drools*

I just can't get enough of him! I even saw the train wreck that was "Fantastic Four" like five times over because of the almost nude scenes he has in it, in all his hairy-chesty glory.

http://i17.tinypic.com/2i09ctx.jpg

Oh, yeah... :)

More Chris Evans! (http://images.google.se/images?q=chris%20evans&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&sa=N&tab=wi)OMG! You win! :eek:

Oh my god. Oh my god!!!!

Oh please. You don't need to be "hairy" for fass. You just need to know his "buttons" ;)

And which you are very adept at pressing... but, I must contain myself! Have to start considering getting ready for work and finishing the presentation on adenosine vs. calcium channel blockers in the treatment of paroxysmal supraventricular tachycardia.

Yeah, that'll deflate any tumescence. :\

And which you are very adept at pressing... but, I must contain myself! Have to start considering getting ready for work and finishing the presentation on adenosine vs. calcium channel blockers in the treatment of paroxysmal supraventricular tachycardia.

Yeah, that'll deflate any tumescence. :\

My dad is a doctor...he might be sleeping, but want me to wake him up so you can question him?

OMG! You win! :eek:

Oh my god. Oh my god!!!!

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/341/37e07ra.jpg

I know. I know!

My dad is a doctor...he might be sleeping, but want me to wake him up so you can question him?

No need when Sweden has full national access to the Cochrane library. (http://www.cochrane.org/reviews/en/ab005154.html)

Sillyness.

Spaghetti is the mega sexy of sexies.

meh, ok, check your telegrams.

Thanks!

Oooh...masks...

Thanks!

Oooh...masks...

hehe, it's a good place, lemme know if you find something interesting =P

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/341/37e07ra.jpg

I know. I know!:eek: That picture is such a turn on. Damn he's so fine.

Thanks!

Oooh...masks...

Oh, bitch better be sharin'...

:eek: That picture is such a turn on. Damn he's so fine.

Men like him make we wonder how anyone could not find men attractive. He is perfection.

I like my neck getting attention, instant turn on. :D:fluffle:

Men like him make we wonder how anyone could not find men attractive. He is perfection.

Well, for starters he has testicles...

Men like him make we wonder how anyone could not find men attractive. He is perfection.
I think men are DAMN FINE.

Edit: some, anyway.

hehe, it's a good place, lemme know if you find something interesting =P

I'm just so not a fan of leather...or black. I want more colour and more variety in textures :(

I've become a huge fan of pyrex by the way...yup. Pretty shapes and colours.

I'm just so not a fan of leather...or black. I want more colour and more variety in textures :(

I've become a huge fan of pyrex by the way...yup. Pretty shapes and colours.

oh if I remember right they had a lot of various colored stuff....besides I've never much liked the necessity of outfits.

I like my neck getting attention, instant turn on. :D:fluffle:

Oh for sure...especially the back of the neck...

I love guys who are just persistant enough...and if they get to the neck, well, magic button for sure.

Well, for starters he has testicles...

All the more to teabag you with, my dear...

oh if I remember right they had a lot of various colored stuff....besides I've never much liked the necessity of outfits.

No, the outfits aren't great...but even the restraints tend to be black, or leather...or sometimes red, but I seriously consider doing some beadwork and making my own restraints :D

Yeah, phallix glass has some pretty gorgeous pyrex stuff. It sure gets pricey though!

I'm just so not a fan of leather...or black. I want more colour and more variety in textures :(

I've become a huge fan of pyrex by the way...yup. Pretty shapes and colours.

oh wait a minute. You're you. Forgot the name change. Yeah we've had this conversation before have't we?

I think men are DAMN FINE.
Well hello there..
Edit: some, anyway.
Ahh... oh. :(

oh wait a minute. You're you. Forgot the name change. Yeah we've had this conversation before have't we?

Yes, I'm me, and yes we have..but it never, ever gets old!

The discovery of pyrex is fairly recent however.

Awww, where's Trostia...I was going to corner him and force him to have his way with me ;D

Yes, I'm me, and yes we have..but it never, ever gets old!

The discovery of pyrex is fairly recent however.

yeah...maybe once again we should move this to TG before we get ANOTHER thread deleted..

Awww, where's Trostia...I was going to corner him and force him to have his way with me ;D

All the hairy manpics turned me off.

But I have a handy switch.

yeah...maybe once again we should move this to TG before we get ANOTHER thread deleted..

*sigh* they should really give us a more sex-friendly spot :(

All the hairy manpics turned me off. Weird...they had the opposite effect on me :D

But I have a handy switch.
Will I need two hands to flip it?

THIS is sexy!!! :D :D :D

http://www.ofilmu.com/okolo_galerie/53_1.jpg

*sigh* they should really give us a more sex-friendly spot :(

oh well I have a sex friendly spo.....

I can't even finish that joke.

Weird...they had the opposite effect on me :D


...you sicko perv.

Will I need two hands to flip it?

Who says you get to in the first place? Two though. Maybe more.

http://www.binarydeathtrap.com/Resources/Herpes/ugly%20girl.jpg

Yeah, babY!

...you sicko perv. That's me!


Who says you get to in the first place? Sorry...am I objectifying you too much? Two though. Maybe more.Ah...you'd like some teamwork...hmmm...

Sorry...am I objectifying you too much?

Is this a trick question?

Ah...you'd like some teamwork...hmmm...

Heavens no! I just meant you need three hands.

Doesn't everyone?

Heavens no! I just meant you need three hands. Heavens no? So I should tell my girlfriend she isn't needed?:D

Heavens no? So I should tell my girlfriend she isn't needed?:D

hey you, knock this off and get back to sending me erotic tgs *nods*

Im Gay And He Is Like YUM:fluffle: :fluffle:

modesty and intelligence.

hey you, knock this off and get back to sending me erotic tgs *nods*

I'm a multitasker I am. *winks*

modesty and intelligence.

For once, I'm not going to mock you...I'm actually interested, and please don't be offended by where I'm going with this. I've always had the suspicion, confirmed a number of times, that many men like their women to be very modest in public, but not so much in private. What I mean is, were you to find a modest woman of your liking, would you also want her to be modest in the bedroom?

Im Gay And He Is Like YUM:fluffle: :fluffle:

First post and no sniper or gun or gundge smiley? Of course it takes a gay man to set the tone and show how it's supposed to be done.

First post and no sniper or gun or gundge smiley? Of course it takes a gay man to set the tone and show how it's supposed to be done.

hey, my first post never had gun smilies until I edited them in. And if I assume he is straight, neither did Jesus!

First post and no sniper or gun or gundge smiley? Of course it takes a gay man to set the tone and show how it's supposed to be done.

ya know...I gotta kind of agree with you on this one.

First post and no sniper or gun or gundge smiley? Of course it takes a gay man to set the tone and show how it's supposed to be done.
What Do you Mean???

What Do you Mean???
:sniper: / :upyours: / :gundge: / :mp5: = bad.

He's welcoming you in the name of all the sensible gays we seem to attract here on NS, and thanking you showing a bit of class in your first post.

Careful...he's a bit predatory :D

What do I find sexy? Well, besides the obvious things ("attractive members of my preferred gender wearing minimal clothing"), I have a...thing...about men who play the piano. Piano player hands are just the sexiest freaking things ever, and watching lovely hands show off their dexterity on a keyboard fairly inevitably leaves me imagining what other things those hands might be capable of.

...mmmmmmmm. ;)

Careful...he's a bit predatory :D

Oh, pipe down. I don't hawk chickens.

True...hands are a turn on. I don't like men with soft hands, so I guess I'm a bit classist and like to shag blue-collar types. Then again...there is something about a man in a suit. Big hands. To be frank, I like tall men...I'm only 5', but I just have this thing about tall men with big hands...

Women...small and dark. Yum.

Oh, pipe down. I don't hawk chickens.

Since when???

For once, I'm not going to mock you...I'm actually interested, and please don't be offended by where I'm going with this. I've always had the suspicion, confirmed a number of times, that many men like their women to be very modest in public, but not so much in private. What I mean is, were you to find a modest woman of your liking, would you also want her to be modest in the bedroom?

I don't think there any reason why she would have to be modest;)

Since when???

Since I am a chicken myself, you tart!

-Chiseled Feature
- Hot Body
- Great Personality
- Fun To Be With
- Nice Voice
- Great Friend
- MOney
- Experience
- Big Piece Of MAN MEAT Yum

Oh, pipe down. I don't hawk chickens.

You hawk the roosters.:p

I don't think there any reason why she would have to be modest;)
I KNEW it!

Fantastic!

Yes, my husband loves that I play the 'librarian' in public for the most part, especially when we're out together.

But he would hate that in private. I'm glad your religious convictions haven't altered what seems to be a fundamental male desire. (the duality)

You hawk the roosters.:p

Precisely.

I KNEW it!

Fantastic!

Yes, my husband loves that I play the 'librarian' in public for the most part, especially when we're out together.

But he would hate that in private. I'm glad your religious convictions haven't altered what seems to be a fundamental male desire. (the duality)

Oh just you wait 'til he pulls out the sheet with a hole in it.

Since I am a chicken myself, you tart!

What, you're the prey, never the predator?

It's all a farce...the prey is the one calling the shots anyway.

I KNEW it!

Fantastic!

Yes, my husband loves that I play the 'librarian' in public for the most part, especially when we're out together.

But he would hate that in private. I'm glad your religious convictions haven't altered what seems to be a fundamental male desire. (the duality)

what duality? the librarian thing never did it for me. Gimme sloppy drunk and immodest makeouts in publics with maximum clevage showing...

What, you're the prey, never the predator?

No, no, I just have more mature prey.

Oh just you wait 'til he pulls out the sheet with a hole in it.

Bah, I bet he'd pull out silken ropes.

Most religious guy I've encountered like it kinky. They're so accustomed to that, with all the guilt and the dwelling on the sins and such.

what duality? the librarian thing never did it for me. Gimme sloppy drunk and immodest makeouts in publics with maximum clevage showing...

So a woman in a sharp suit who drags you off into the bathroom for an illicit encounter, licks you clean, and sends you on your way...just not your thing?:p

Funny thing is...women like me trashy, men like me prim. What the hell?

Oh just you wait 'til he pulls out the sheet with a hole in it.

:confused:

Oh just you wait 'til he pulls out the sheet with a hole in it.

That doesn't sound like nearly as much fun....

So a woman in a sharp suit who drags you off into the bathroom for an illicit encounter, licks you clean, and sends you on your way...just not your thing?:p

perhaps, but there are a few elements missing from this scenario that would make it more of my thing...

:confused:This is a rough first thread for a newbie. I feel for you.

on topic, I like guys that wear checkered flannel shirts and old shoes, and get dirty on a regular basis. I often hang out on the university's farm to volunteer, and some of the guys there are just...*sigh*.

Bah, I bet he'd pull out silken ropes.

From which to suspend the sheet.

Most religious guy I've encountered like it kinky. They're so accustomed to that, with all the guilt and the dwelling on the sins and such.

Ah, but you're forgetting that you've got the equivalent of a "born again" on your hands.

I KNEW it!

Fantastic!

Yes, my husband loves that I play the 'librarian' in public for the most part, especially when we're out together.

But he would hate that in private. I'm glad your religious convictions haven't altered what seems to be a fundamental male desire. (the duality)

Oh just you wait 'til he pulls out the sheet with a hole in it.

ROFL! No sheets. Sex was meant to enjoyable, or else Allah wouldn't have made it so. And your right, it is a fundamental desire that is fine so long as it is in the right circumstances.

perhaps, but there are a few elements missing from this scenario that would make it more of my thing...

I can't wait to hear about it :D

Ah, but you're forgetting that you've got the equivalent of a "born again" on your hands.

I have more faith in men's sexuality than I have in men's faith.

For once, I'm not going to mock you...I'm actually interested, and please don't be offended by where I'm going with this. I've always had the suspicion, confirmed a number of times, that many men like their women to be very modest in public, but not so much in private. What I mean is, were you to find a modest woman of your liking, would you also want her to be modest in the bedroom?

Personally, I like a girl who is somewhat modest, but somewhat not modest in bed. It gives me a sense that I get to see something others don't, which is nice.

As Usher and Ludacris put it, I want a lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed.

As Usher and Ludacris put it, I want a lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed.

That was exactly the line I had in mind...but I didn't want to be the one to post it :D

I have more faith in men's sexuality than I have in men's faith.

And I've more experience of sex with people who loathe the sexual parts of themselves.

And I've more experience of sex with people who loathe the sexual parts of themselves.

:(

You know what I find sexy? The world news polka.

That was exactly the line I had in mind...but I didn't want to be the one to post it :D

we all have our guilty pleasures. I may or may not have it on right now...

:(

No saddy faces, it's not all bad. The fun part is getting them to love the sexual parts of me.

No saddy faces, it's not all bad. The fun part is getting them to love the sexual parts of me.

There is an upside to everything!!! :D

Good night folks...I doubt you'd be capable of doing things I wouldn't do any how, so...carry on!

No saddy faces, it's not all bad. The fun part is getting them to love the sexual parts of me.

and you are such a master at that...:)

There is an upside to everything!!! :D

Good night folks...I doubt you'd be capable of doing things I wouldn't do any how, so...carry on!

give me and Fass time. I am sure we can find something you can't do.

and you are such a master at that...:)

Don't tease me, breeder. I've too much affection over for you than I should ever have for a non-fag.

No saddy faces, it's not all bad. The fun part is getting them to love the sexual parts of me.:eek:

;)

Don't tease me, breeder. I've too much affection over for you than I should ever have for a non-fag.

Oh please. As if sexuality could ever be as simple (for me, atleast) as "breeder" and "fag". Both teams have too tempting offers to reject outright.

Oh please. As if sexuality could ever be as simple (for me, atleast) as "breeder" and "fag". Both teams have too tempting offers to reject outright.

I have a general "no bisexuals" policy. Experience has left me wary.

I have a general "no bisexuals" policy. Experience has left me wary.

tis a shame, my dear friend. Tis a shame.



*lick*
*scampers off*

Oh please. As if sexuality could ever be as simple (for me, atleast) as "breeder" and "fag". Both teams have too tempting offers to reject outright.

*tells mommy that NSbrother is gay*

tis a shame, my dear friend. Tis a shame.

*lick*
*scampers off*

Oh, don't be like that. There are always exceptions that confirm rules, and it wouldn't be the first time I've managed to sublimate my better knowledge for a welcoming lap.

*holds back, sniffs neck*

*tells mommy that NSbrother is gay*
psssh. Bi. not gay. Bi. If I was gay, then I wouldn't enjoy the pretty ladies of NS.

Oh, don't be like that. There are always exceptions that confirm rules, and it wouldn't be the first time I've managed to sublimate my better knowledge for a welcoming lap.

*holds back, sniffs neck*
:eek:

Well then
*clears throat*

Well then
*clears throat*

Aye, very well.

*explores it*

Aye, very well.

*explores it*

haha...if nothing else, your wit slays me.

psssh. Bi. not gay. Bi. If I was gay, then I wouldn't enjoy the pretty ladies of NS.

IMMORAL!

*prays for your soul*

You know, I can't really understand the whole Bi thing..

And then you have the people who go to their parents and say "I'm Bi"

I have no idea what I'm saying.

*flees*

haha...if nothing else, your wit slays me.

It's all thinly veiled over-compensation before your awesomeness. A guy's gotta compete somehow.

I KNEW it!

Fantastic!

Yes, my husband loves that I play the 'librarian' in public for the most part, especially when we're out together.

But he would hate that in private. I'm glad your religious convictions haven't altered what seems to be a fundamental male desire. (the duality)

Those dark rimmed librarian glasses are sucha turn on... I think its the way women just peek a look over the top of them.... that and high socks.. damn!! I bought my wife a pair of clear librarian glasses and she brings them out on special occassions.. just drives me wild....;)

I think I am kinna opposite to most people though .. I like the wild animal when out of the bedroom and the slow and langourous in the bedroom.... well most of the time.

Food can definitely be a turn on as well. I just love food on all occassions though :)

IMMORAL!

*prays for your soul*

You know, I can't really understand the whole Bi thing..

And then you have the people who go to their parents and say "I'm Bi"

I have no idea what I'm saying.

*flees*Psssht...atleast hell is warm.

as for bi thing...think the best of both worlds. Mind you, I'm pretty strictly top...but damn if guys don't give the best head.
*ahem*

It's all thinly veiled over-compensation before your awesomeness. A guy's gotta compete somehow.
ha...if only I was that awesome.

IMMORAL!

*prays for your soul*

You know, I can't really understand the whole Bi thing..

And then you have the people who go to their parents and say "I'm Bi"

I have no idea what I'm saying.

*flees*
What's not to get? It's simple attraction to both sexes.
Those dark rimmed librarian glasses are sucha turn on... I think its the way women just peek a look over the top of them.... that and high socks.. damn!! I bought my wife a pair of clear librarian glasses and she brings them out on special occassions.. just drives me wild....;)

I think I am kinna opposite to most people though .. I like the wild animal when out of the bedroom and the slow and langourous in the bedroom.... well most of the time.

Food can definitely be a turn on as well. I just love food on all occassions though :)

Oh damn, yes, food. *Remembers the fun you can have with food* :D

ha...if only I was that awesome.

If only you could see it.

Then again, people who are awesome who get how awesome they are tend not to remain awesome for very long at all, so, umm, forget I ever stroked your ego and be thankful I'd stroke many other things.

Psssht...atleast hell is warm.

as for bi thing...think the best of both worlds. Mind you, I'm pretty strictly top...but damn if guys don't give the best head.
*ahem*

Can you believe it's -6°C here? :eek:

Maybe they were just hungry? *ponders*

Well, I find TBD sexy. And Grainne Ni Malley.... *drools*
And my boyfriend :)

I couldn't give a general recipe of what would turn me on, really. It's different things with different people. A beautiful voice is a very big turn on, and so is a beautiful smile. Male hand can be incredibly sexy, and I'm a bit of a bum lover, too. Long hair is sexy, moreso on men than on women. Piecings can be sexy, and so can tattoos.

But I think the sexiest thing of all in both men and women is a dirty and creative mind. :D

On topic ...

I find Kari Byron sexy. Pretty much the whole enchilada.
Mmmm.

http://www.joe-mammy.com/pages/features/kari-byron/baloons-lrg.jpg

Yup, ask Dinaverg *nods emphatically*

What's not to get? It's simple attraction to both sexes.


Oh damn, yes, food. *Remembers the fun you can have with food* :D

Bitting into a ripe peach and letting the juice drip down your chin... warm melted chocolate just about anywhere on the body.. so long as its not too warm :)

and bacon... it just sooo shouldn't be sexy.. .but baby shouldn't has never stopped bacon from doing anything :p

Well, I find TBD sexy. And Grainne Ni Malley.... *drools*
And my boyfriend :)

I couldn't give a general recipe of what would turn me on, really. It's different things with different people. A beautiful voice is a very big turn on, and so is a beautiful smile. Male hand can be incredibly sexy, and I'm a bit of a bum lover, too. Long hair is sexy, moreso on men than on women. Piecings can be sexy, and so can tattoos.

But I think the sexiest thing of all in both men and women is a dirty and creative mind. :D

Ooh! The feeling is mutual then :D :fluffle:

Mm, I love arses too, and long hair, like you say, more on males than females though. And breasts are yum. :fluffle:

Damnit, thinking about sexy things is not a good idea. >.<

Bitting into a ripe peach and letting the juice drip down your chin... warm melted chocolate just about anywhere on the body.. so long as its not too warm :)

and bacon... it just sooo shouldn't be sexy.. .but baby shouldn't has never stopped bacon from doing anything :p

Bacon, I don't like. But have you ever tried creamy yoghurt? *Drools*
I want to try mango too, I hear it is an experience. ;)

All these women who like long hair on guys...

...they avoid this state like the plague, I tells ya. :(

Bacon, I don't like. But have you ever tried creamy yoghurt? *Drools*
I want to try mango too, I hear it is an experience. ;)

Mango? A whole one? :eek:

All these women who like long hair on guys...

...they avoid this state like the plague, I tells ya. :(

Who avoids what state?

Mango? A whole one? :eek:

No, but I'm sure you could find uses for a whole one. Apparently the inside of the skin feels particularly good on a certain area. ;)

All these women who like long hair on guys...

...they avoid this state like the plague, I tells ya. :(No one would avoid your gorgeous long blond hair Delator. Regardless of universe, let alone state.

*recalls viking photo*

No, but I'm sure you could find uses for a whole one. Apparently the inside of the skin feels particularly good on a certain area. ;)

*writes shopping list*
That sounds very interesting. Any other tips?

Who avoids what state?

Women who like long hair on men avoid the state of Wisconsin...I've yet to meet a single one here.

No one would avoid your gorgeous long blond hair Delator. Regardless of universe, let alone state.

*recalls viking photo*

:)

Though I am mystified...there is only one pic of me online that I am aware of, and the length of my hair is unascertainable, as it is tied back....and how did Viking figure into it? Was it the beard? :p

everyone have their own triggers...what are yours?
TBD.
I shall say nothing more.

*writes shopping list*
That sounds very interesting. Any other tips?

Not yet, apart from the creamy yoghurt thing, but I'll let you know if I come up with anything. ;) :fluffle:

TBD.
I shall say nothing more.

[/Sleazy grin] ;)

What do I find sexy? but keep it rated 13.. hmmmm ok..

Japanese Girls
Japanese spoken by Japanese girls.
Playfulness
Girls who are not "Buxom" as they say.
Self Confidence - this is a KEY item
Gothic Clothing
Dark hair
Dark eyes
A slim figure

That will do I think as the question was on sexy rather than "attractive" though some things count for both. Yes I know that last on is a bit of a hot potato but I'll also be the first to agree that if you don't have a slim figure it doesn't mean you can't be sexy, my girlfriends figures have varied widely ('scuse the pun, it was unintentional).

Eyes. There is something about a mans eyes that I think is just so hot. If you have nice eyes and an OK face, you'll immediately jump to hot to me. I don't know what it is.

Women who like long hair on men avoid the state of Wisconsin...I've yet to meet a single one here.



That's odd... my boyfriend tells me there are not many Irish women who like long hair, either. Apparently, he hasn't met a single one yet, either.
I've always loved long hair on men... :fluffle:

[/Sleazy grin] ;)
Like i said, mentions no more of TBD and won't try and explain anything else i find 'sexy'.

Not yet, apart from the creamy yoghurt thing, but I'll let you know if I come up with anything. ;) :fluffle:

Try ice cubes. :) Especially on the back.... it's an amazing feeling.

All these women who like long hair on guys...

...they avoid this state like the plague, I tells ya. :(
If that works i ain't cutting mine.

Like i said, mentions no more of TBD and won't try and explain anything else i find 'sexy'.

;)

Try ice cubes. :) Especially on the back.... it's an amazing feeling.

Ooh, sounds like a fun idea... Mmm, massage. :D

http://www.snowcrest.net/ladybear/phantom.gif
http://www.geocities.com/smmayhem/chaney03.gif

(As you may or may not know or remember, I don't really notice sexiness. But when I see these pictures I really want to give them a hug. I guess that's the closest thing I feel.)

Rape, pillage and plunder!
Yarrrgh!!!

*takes notes*

*takes notes*

*takes notes of Ifreann taking notes*

*takes notes of Ifreann taking notes*

:eek:
*runs and hides*

*takes notes*

*takes notes of Ifreann taking notes*

Innnnnnnteresting. ;)

:eek:
*runs and hides*

You didn't think you could get away with taking notes, did you?

*takes notes on things should try with my girl*

You didn't think you could get away with taking notes, did you?

You didn't think you could get away with noting that he was taking notes, did you? I noticed. ;)

Ooh, sounds like a fun idea... Mmm, massage. :D

Nothing better than back rubs and massages... mmm.
Do you have a Lush Store (http://lush.com.au/catalog/home.php) near where you live? They have these amazing bars of massage oil. You need to rub them between your hands to get them oily, or you can rub them on someones back... and they smell heavenly. They've got a christmas bar that makes you smell like christmas pudding. An added bonus *yum

Are you a fan of lingerie? (Surreptitiously flipping through Victoria Secret catalogues...) Erotica? (Who knew Ann Rice was that kinky?) Is food a turn on? Wine? Good conversation? Certain music...certain scenery...everyone have their own triggers...what are yours?

Keep it PG-13 people!

I find bitchiness to be sexy, oddly enough. Not crabby, bitch and moan...but take-no-prisoners-say-it-like-it-is bitchy. Of course...I have to actually agree generally with the subject matter or the sexiness dies.

I also like tatoos in certain circumstances. On the back of a woman's neck for instance. I like tatoos on guys who don't look like they'd have a tatoo...roll up the dress shirt and wow...look at that...yum.

legs, eyes, neck..... attitude..... stuff (ie i don't know)

Nothing better than back rubs and massages... mmm.
Do you have a Lush Store (http://lush.com.au/catalog/home.php) near where you live? They have these amazing bars of massage oil. You need to rub them between your hands to get them oily, or you can rub them on someones back... and they smell heavenly. They've got a christmas bar that makes you smell like christmas pudding. An added bonus *yum

those stores give me a horrific headache as soon as i go near one :(

You didn't think you could get away with taking notes, did you?

You didn't think you could get away with noting that he was taking notes, did you? I noticed. ;)

Uuuuh, Ifreann's brain am confused :confused:

Nothing better than back rubs and massages... mmm.
Do you have a Lush Store (http://lush.com.au/catalog/home.php) near where you live? They have these amazing bars of massage oil. You need to rub them between your hands to get them oily, or you can rub them on someones back... and they smell heavenly. They've got a christmas bar that makes you smell like christmas pudding. An added bonus *yum

Yes, there is one close by, maybe I should pay them a visit, that sounds divine. :D :fluffle:

Uuuuh, Ifreann's brain am confused :confused:

*takes a note of that...*

Uuuuh, Ifreann's brain am confused :confused:

*Brings walkie talkie close to mouth. Presses button*

Mission accomplished. :D

those stores give me a horrific headache as soon as i go near one :(

They do tend to smell intensely.... but I just love that.

Sillyness.
Figures.:P

Oh, bitch better be sharin'... Indeed.

tis a shame, my dear friend. Tis a shame.



*lick*
*scampers off* If that wasn't just about the cutest post ever, I don't know what is. Awwww. :p



What do I find sexy?

In the PG13 realms:
- lingerie: sometimes, depends on the lingerie
- erotica: hell yes!
- intelligence is always sexy
- white dress shirts on a guy, top buttons unbuttoned, arms rolled up... *drools*

In the non-PG13 realms:
- much more interesting things that shall stay my secret

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HOMER3.jpg

What i find sexy sadly cannot be said due to the PG-13 thing.
I did try to think of a way to say it without bein gtoo descriptive, but no, its just not working.

Good question. Dunno.

If I say SoWiBi's gonna make hurling "Oeck" sounds. :eek: :( :p

If I say SoWiBi's gonna make hurling "Oeck" sounds. :eek: :( :p

Oooh, say it. I wanna hear her make hurling "Oeck" sounds.

Oooh, say it. I wanna hear her make hurling "Oeck" sounds.
I like listening to her voice.

I like listening to her voice. :eek::D:p

Well, I still wanna hear them. Hopefully she'll happen to stumble across this, because i'm far too lazy to send another TG.

And i'm leaving those suspicious smileys in there that you sneakily removed.

Well, I still wanna hear them. Hopefully she'll happen to stumble across this, because i'm far too lazy to send another TG.

And i'm leaving those suspicious smileys in there that you sneakily removed.
D'oh! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/ohman.gif

those stores give me a horrific headache as soon as i go near one :(

Me too. I always imagine that the people working there must be going...what's the term for losing your sense of smell? That.

Hmmm. Blind, deaf, mute...no sense of smell, no sense of touch...what the heck are the words for that?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HOMER3.jpg

Haahhahahahaaa....

What else is sexy...hmmm, on the topic of smell, mint lotion...it's all tingly. The very BEST kind of massage...you come out of a shower or bath still warm, dry off, don't bother getting redressed, and are massaged with mint body lotion. Then you double as a candy cane :D

Are you a fan of lingerie? (Surreptitiously flipping through Victoria Secret catalogues...) Erotica? (Who knew Ann Rice was that kinky?) Is food a turn on? Wine? Good conversation? Certain music...certain scenery...everyone have their own triggers...what are yours?

I don't know if there is a word for this, but I tend to be more turned on by people who can joke-argue with me really well. By this I mean that I like people who argue well, and who do so with a lot of wit and humor.

I also am strongly attracted to people who dance well. It doesn't have to be waltzing or anything, just moving with that healthy grace and coordination that some people seem to have.

When it comes to the physical, I am extremely partial to a well-turned leg. I also tend to let my gaze linger in the region of the buttocks.

Tattoos are a good thing, as long as they are interesting designs. Piercings are good in moderation, and also depend on the features of the individual.

Oh, and dimples. Mmm.

I also am strongly attracted to people who dance well. It doesn't have to be waltzing or anything, just moving with that healthy grace and coordination that some people seem to have.

I've noticed that if they can't dance, they can't fuck.

Oh, and a possible reason you find funny attractive:

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701?currentPage=1

bright red lipstick... *blushes and runs away*

Honesty, intelligence, forthrightness, and self-knowledge. The package in which all that comes plays a role, but a surefit of those four qualities can easily overcome much in the way of appearance deficits.

Honesty, intelligence, forthrightness, and self-knowledge. The package in which all that comes plays a role, but a surefit of those four qualities can easily overcome much in the way of appearance deficits.Are you sure that's "sexy" and not "attractive"? (sure, in the end it's just semantics, but I do see a slight difference between the two)

extremely dark eyes, a slim figure and nice clothing, but it greatly depends from girl to girl.

and i read something about smell: i really like the smell of wet hair.

Are you a fan of lingerie? (Surreptitiously flipping through Victoria Secret catalogues...) Erotica? (Who knew Ann Rice was that kinky?) Is food a turn on? Wine? Good conversation? Certain music...certain scenery...everyone have their own triggers...what are yours?

Keep it PG-13 people!

I find bitchiness to be sexy, oddly enough. Not crabby, bitch and moan...but take-no-prisoners-say-it-like-it-is bitchy. Of course...I have to actually agree generally with the subject matter or the sexiness dies.

I also like tatoos in certain circumstances. On the back of a woman's neck for instance. I like tatoos on guys who don't look like they'd have a tatoo...roll up the dress shirt and wow...look at that...yum.

Breasts are really sexy, yeah. So is lesbian porn.

Though I am mystified...there is only one pic of me online that I am aware of, and the length of my hair is unascertainable, as it is tied back....and how did Viking figure into it? Was it the beard? :p
Hmm. I'm probably mixing you up with someone - ir inventing the whole thing. who knows. You know you're over the edge when you can't keep track of your flights of internet fancy.

*hides*

http://www.fresnochaffeezoo.com/images/red-tail-hawk.gif

:D

But if you're asking what I find sexy in a human.. Understanding, a casual nature, kindness..

Well, those are really more things I find desirable. I don't really find people all that sexy. Too ape-like.

Are you a fan of lingerie? (Surreptitiously flipping through Victoria Secret catalogues...) Erotica? (Who knew Ann Rice was that kinky?) Is food a turn on? Wine? Good conversation? Certain music...certain scenery...everyone have their own triggers...what are yours?

Keep it PG-13 people!

I find bitchiness to be sexy, oddly enough. Not crabby, bitch and moan...but take-no-prisoners-say-it-like-it-is bitchy. Of course...I have to actually agree generally with the subject matter or the sexiness dies.

I also like tatoos in certain circumstances. On the back of a woman's neck for instance. I like tatoos on guys who don't look like they'd have a tatoo...roll up the dress shirt and wow...look at that...yum.

Ok, you asked.

I like strong women, mentally and physically.
I like big butts--Letila should have heard wherever he is.
Painted nail, colored lips, I like being choked, hit, and bit, I choke back.
I like leather and lace and everything else you can think of.
Bondage and sensory depravation--snesory depravation is fun, big fun.
Humiliation.

I also like kissing, kissing is ignored too much nowadays.

All the weird stuff aside--vannila is good to, I dont mean the flavor I mean just plain old vanilla erotica.

Basically I am a hips, lips and finger tips kind of guy.

In thinking about it...I like it all.


Oh, a real fetish that I cant control...

Crying.
I am aroused by crying women.


I also find/have always found virginity to be unattractive.

I love all the kink that is represented on NS!

I love all the kink that is represented on NS!

I find Neesika sexy *nods*

Sexy?

Or Erotic?


I find any living human female sexy. (yep... that's how discerning I am... :p )

To me, intelligent conversation is a turn on only if the other person does not hold repugnant political and social views.
No way, haven't you ever seen Anything Else?

Men who are a good chase and can take jokes/teasing.
What do you mean by a good chase?

The discovery of pyrex is fairly recent however.
1924 is recent?

Awww, where's Trostia...I was going to corner him and force him to have his way with me ;D
Why do you women love being forced to do things???

True...hands are a turn on. I don't like men with soft hands, so I guess I'm a bit classist and like to shag blue-collar types.

You're not fooling anyone, bourgeois!

Most religious guy I've encountered like it kinky. They're so accustomed to that, with all the guilt and the dwelling on the sins and such.
Contrary to popular perception, religion is not an endless guilt trip. I'm sure that your own morals constrain you as much as mine do me, and I'm sure there is a lot of overlap.

Ooh! The feeling is mutual then :D :fluffle:

Mm, I love arses too, and long hair, like you say, more on males than females though. And breasts are yum. :fluffle:

Damnit, thinking about sexy things is not a good idea. >.<
Bisexuality seems to be the cool thing to do.

That's odd... my boyfriend tells me there are not many Irish women who like long hair, either.
It's true. What even more unfortunate is that most women here cut their hair short upon reaching 35. :(

No way, haven't you ever seen Anything Else? No. And whatever the theme, a person's sexiness melts away (to me) when they hold repugnant political/social views. Period.



1924 is recent? MY discovery. Sheesh!


Why do you women love being forced to do things???
You DO realise it's a fiction...we don't actually want to be raped.

You're not fooling anyone, bourgeois! Um...whatever.


Contrary to popular perception, religion is not an endless guilt trip. I'm sure that your own morals constrain you as much as mine do me, and I'm sure there is a lot of overlap. Yeah, whatever too.


Bisexuality seems to be the cool thing to do.

Do you have anything of worth to add?

Me too. I always imagine that the people working there must be going...what's the term for losing your sense of smell? That.

Hmmm. Blind, deaf, mute...no sense of smell, no sense of touch...what the heck are the words for that?
I have a friend who works in Dublin's Henry St branch. She says the smell is mood-altering.

Um...whatever.
Nothing says "proletarian worker" like a law degree.

Yeah, whatever too.
Yeah, discussion sucks, doesn't it. :rolleyes:

Do you have anything of worth to add?
There isn't really anything more humdrum and blasé than the female bisexuality fad.

Trigonometry

Trigonometry

Whatever floats your boat...

Nothing says "proletarian worker" like a law degree. Did I say I was working class anymore? No. I happen to like working class guys...hence marrying one, and shagging others.

Na, you're just here heckling.

Quite a few women like to fuck other women...that may be blase to you, but it isn't to those having sex. Sorry, it's not for your benefit.

It's true. What even more unfortunate is that most women here cut their hair short upon reaching 35. :(

Naw... on women I like hair a bit shorter. Mine own is shoulder length.

Quite a few women like to fuck other women...that may be blase to you, but it isn't to those having sex.
I think that a lot of women fake bisexuality.

I think that a lot of women fake bisexuality.

How do you fake who your attrackted to? :confused:

Another one, East Asian boys with long hair.
Or better East asian Boys with long hair who talk about trigonometry

I think that a lot of women fake bisexuality.

Well good for them. I'm sure a lot of people fake a lot of things. Don't come in here and implicitly question other people's sexuality when you know quite clearly there is no way to prove something like that.

Another one, East Asian boys with long hair.
Or better East asian Boys with long hair who talk about trigonometry
Intriguing. I don't have long hair, but my favourite trigonometric identity is sin2A = 2sinAcosA. :D (of course, that's as far as my trig knowledge goes, I suppose)

Confidence, Intelligence, and some hip bone cleavage.YUMMY!

Well look at that non-standard font!

Another one, East Asian boys with long hair.
Or better East asian Boys with long hair who talk about trigonometry
I generally find the long haired asian boys too feminine for my taste. Seriously, they ALL look like girls.

I find girls sexy.

I find girls sexy.

What about long haired Asian guys who could pass for girls?

What about long haired Asian guys who could pass for girls?

Nah. They lack the right pheremones.
Among other things.

No. I happen to like working class guys...hence marrying one, and shagging others.


At the same time?! :eek:

Trigonometry

Im afraid i will have to kill you, as you made me imagine my maths teacher:upyours:
although i guess if a girl can do reasonably advanced maths then its a plus

I find girls sexy.

*nods*

Nah. They lack the right pheremones.
Among other things.
aka boobs and a vagina?

Oh shit son!

HDYDI has been reincarnated in this thread!

*plops down and reads to see if this will be as epic as its predeccessor*

Oh shit son!

HDYDI has been reincarnated in this thread!

*plops down and reads to see if this will be as epic as its predeccessor*
HDYDI? :confused:

HDYDI? :confused:
How do you do it?
A disgrace of a thread.

How do you do it?
A disgrace of a thread.
Oh, that. :p

How do you do it?
A disgrace of a thread.

My baby! :(

My baby! :(
It was in General way too long. :(

Oh, that. :p
And i don't know if i should be thanking you, but you said i had a Hasselhoff, i don't think it's mine at all. *shifty eyes*

http://i17.tinypic.com/2i09ctx.jpg

Oh, yeah... :)

More Chris Evans! (http://images.google.se/images?q=chris%20evans&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&sa=N&tab=wi)
He's hot, but too furry. I don't like furry men.
I like my neck getting attention, instant turn on. :D:fluffle:
Oh yeah, baby!
I think men are DAMN FINE.

Edit: some, anyway.
Hellz yeah!
Well hello there..

Ahh... oh. :(
I think men who want to open bakery shops are DAMN FINE!

Edit: some, anyway. ;) :fluff
You know what I find sexy? The world news polka.
LoL!

Bacon, I don't like. But have you ever tried creamy yoghurt? *Drools*
I want to try mango too, I hear it is an experience. ;)

I like mango.

But I've never had it in a sexual way.

Strawberries are obviously sexy

I like my neck getting attention, instant turn on. :D:fluffle:
Ah ha, i knew it!*gives your neck attention*

Ah ha, i knew it!*gives your neck attention*

In the form of expensive diamond necklaces or licking and kissing

In the form of expensive diamond necklaces or licking and kissing
Any whick way.

Are you Kanabia's puppet?;)
I'm gonna get it right sooner or later.:p

I don't think so

He's hot, but too furry. I don't like furry men.

Which makes your "taste" in men quite suspect indeed.

Another one, East Asian boys with long hair.
Or better East asian Boys with long hair who talk about trigonometry

I know at least 10 guys who are East Asian with long hair and love trigonometry...

I myself am half-East Asian with halfway long hair and feel halfway ok talking about trig.

I don't think so
Oh Nooooooooooooooooes!
Do you have issues with TBD's neck?;)

Oh Nooooooooooooooooes!
Do you have issues with TBD's neck?;)

Never seen it. I just like expensive things like diamond necklaces.

I know at least 10 guys who are East Asian with long hair and love trigonometry...

I myself am half-East Asian with halfway long hair and feel halfway ok talking about trig.

and I'm in a math class full of them. So lucky.

At the same time?! :eek: Yes. Openly.

Never seen it. I just like expensive things like diamond necklaces.
So you'd want to steal a Diamond necklace that i may or may not put on TBD's neck?:eek: o_O

and I'm in a math class full of them. So lucky.

Quite lucky. I will withdraw my attempt at pimping random people out at once.:p

I find bitchiness to be sexy, oddly enough. Not crabby, bitch and moan...but take-no-prisoners-say-it-like-it-is bitchy. Of course...I have to actually agree generally with the subject matter or the sexiness dies.


yeh, i find that very attractive too. except that i just know i could never see someone like that longterm. it's something that initially attracts me to someone, but if i had any deep emotional investment in them i'd quickly start to wish they weren't so bitchy.

also, i'm pretty shallow, so good looks and a nice curvy figure are obviously major turn ons for me.

other than that, chattiness is also sexy because i feel confortable around people who can hold a conversation when i'm lost for words, and i can never find anyone sexy who i'm not comfortable around. and making me laugh, because laughing is just about my favourite thing.

oh, and clothes-wise: lingerie is sexy if it's worn with confidence. being shy about it would spoil the effect. i'm a big fan of summer dresses, not sure why. no actually, i know why. it's cuz they're usually gossamer thin and in pretty colours. and i love guys with six packs that wear long shorts.

Ah ha, i knew it!*gives your neck attention*

In the form of expensive diamond necklaces or licking and kissing

Any whick way.

Are you Kanabia's puppet?;)
I'm gonna get it right sooner or later.:p

So you'd want to steal a Diamond necklace that i may or may not put on TBD's neck?:eek: o_O

Expensive diamond necklace? :eek: What's all this then? :p

Expensive diamond necklace? :eek: What's all this then? :p
Diamond?
Er i meant Pearl.http://209.85.12.227/html/emoticons/sleep.gif (http://209.85.12.227/html/emoticons/tongue.gif)