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What is the tally of votes so far?

"Now that's just ridiculous and you damned well know it. I stress a policy of... violence is considered. And... warfare MUST occur, it will occur well-planned, well-funded, well-supplied, and well-done. I will... allow a single American soldier to die... war on my watch... it is truly necessary and... we have war ... "

It is all there, in subliminal context, of course. You cannot deceive me, or the American people with such tactics.



Oh, fine. Hows about if we keep it clean?

Yes, my apologies; had yet to see this post when I posted again for proof.

This was merely cutting up my own previous statement, taking words out of context to try and convey a different meaning. A rather poor tactic at best.

And very well. A clean debate it shall be. Someone not debating should please decide the issue for us, so there is no bias towards an issue we're fantastic at debating or whatever.

I was only being sarcastic. Since my name wasn't highlighted I figured it meant I lost the primaries.

I'll try to make my sarcasm more noticeable, Please forgive me. ;)

The election is progressing in a highly confusing fashion.

I assure you, however, that if I am elected president, I will endeavor to clarify and simplify the electoral process substantially.

The election is progressing in a highly confusing fashion.

I assure you, however, that if I am elected president, I will endeavor to clarify and simplify the electoral process substantially.

Canceling all elections and having one man rule would simplify things greatly. ;)

Vote for the Marijuana Party, newly equipped with FRENCH! :eek:


Merde. Dinaverg viens du Michigan, mais la Parti Marijuana parle français. Quel choix! Je dois choisir entre m'autre langue (et la but de ma vie, je serai un professeur de français) ou ma patrie. Qu'est-ce que je ferai?

Also, on the map, Dinaverg seems to be in Wisconson, not Michagin?

Yes, yes he is. Remember people, Michigan is the one that looks like a mitten, along with that part right north of the mitten.

The election is progressing in a highly confusing fashion.

I assure you, however, that if I am elected president, I will endeavor to clarify and simplify the electoral process substantially.

How would you simplify it though?

Personally I would've had primaries by party, not by state.

I still say we should do the election acording to the changes I proposed to the system.

I still say we should do the election acording to the changes I proposed to the system.

and what were those proposal?

and what were those proposal?

I posted them earlier page 3 or 4 I think I guess I could try and dig them up, their pretty much all I'm running on:) Here they go

-the establishment of non-partisan elections, everyone runs in one primary and the two with the most votes are the canidates come election day
-the establishment of a unicameral legislative branch based on the House, will require amendment of the constitution, oh and it should be a nonpartisan legislature. The legislature as a whole votes on who will hold the speakership, who will be in what commitee, ect.
-introducing the provision that the people can introduce national laws and referendums to a national vote through petition, but not constitutional ammendments.

I should probably go now I'm working on a paper.

OFFICAL CANDIDATE LIST!
Canada
Ladamesansmerci (Marijuana Party)
Colorado:
Kyronea (Humen Rights Party)
Connecticut
Ravea (Awesome Party)
Neu Leonstein (I)
Florida:
Chandelier (I)
Kansas:
MeansToAnEnd (Republican)
Illinois:
Ardee Street (Green)
Louisiana:
Hallucinogenic Tonic (Libertarian)
Michigan:
Dinaverg (I)
Minnesota:
Seangoli (Democrat)
Montana:
SOCIALIST TRIUMVERATE
Nebraska:
The Psyker (I)
New Jersey
Sel Appa (Socialist)
SOCIALIST TRIUMVERATE
New York
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII (Drunk and Beligerent Party)
North Carolina:
TJHairball (Green)
Wilgrove (Libertarian)
Nevada:
Ifreann (Drunken Nudity Party)
Ohio:
[NS]Pushistymistan (I)
Oklahoma:
Smunkee (I)
Pennsylvania:
IL Ruffino (Left-Handed Righty Neo-Con Association)
Rhode Island:
CthulhuFhtagn (I)
Washington:
Kinda Sensible people (Democrat)

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/2969/aaaaaaca0.png

HOW THIS WILL WORK: As you can see, there are a lot of candidates, so I've made it so that each candidate gets his own states. Those who tied in the primaries will not, the candidate from their state with the most voets from this election will receive it.The map below is color coded for easy looking.

Vote for each state listed that is not colored and has a number. You may not vote for yourself if you are running.

I have merged several states they are as follows: Tennessee-Kentucky, North-South Carolina, North-South Dakota, and Montana- Wyoming. The blank states are not up for grabs unless I feel like it.

You may slander and whore, ready, set, ...........go!

Why is Dinaverg labeled as Michigan, yet marked on the map as in Wisconsin...and why was I left off the ballot...? (Wisconsin)

Why is Dinaverg labeled as Michigan, yet marked on the map as in Wisconsin...and why was I left off the ballot...? (Wisconsin)

There seem to be a few mistakes.

I demand a recount! This system is too complicated and we have way too many candidates! I say we have primaries by the parties, not by the state!

I demand a recount! This system is too complicated and we have way too many candidates! I say we have primaries by the parties, not by the state!

And I'm still undefeated!

I demand a recount! This system is too complicated and we have way too many candidates! I say we have primaries by the parties, not by the state!

If people were to pick parties that may work.

If people were to pick parties that may work.
Boo, stick wit the nonpartisan system, we just need to be beter organised. Maybe throw out the sates and just select your top six, then top four, then top two, then select who you want.

You get my vote simply for being from Michigan!

Addendum: He's not from Michigan? A fake? An imposter?

SCANDAL!

I will vote for the first person who promises a national Insult Emo Kids holiday.

Addendum: He's not from Michigan? A fake? An imposter?

SCANDAL!

I will vote for the first person who promises a national Insult Emo Kids holiday.

No, Dinaverg is from Michigan, they just screwed up the map.

No, Dinaverg is from Michigan, they just screwed up the map.

Ahh. Then my vote remains with him. Hooray for Zoidberg!

I will vote for the first person who promises a national Insult Emo Kids holiday.
Consider it done, boyo. Pick a day that isn't already a Holiday of some sort, and you'll have it as soon as I get office.

Oh, and anyone else who provides me with the majority of their votage gets to create a holiday when I take office, and the first 6 people to vote for me across the board get to be part of my Supreme Court Packing Plan.

Minnesota:
Dosuun (Libertarian)
Seangoli (Democrat)
I'm moving to South Dakota. I don't think I'll be able to survive under Seangoli's oppressive federal taxes when Minnesota's taxes are added. I pity the fools who voted for Seangoli. You've chosen a fairytale, a fantasy. I hope that you get what you deserve and I hope, for your sake, that it is what you wanted.

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII (Drunk and Beligerent Party)-He has killed 6,700,999 people in the last month alone while driving drunk. That is 2% of the national population in one month! At this rate, he will kill us all in less than 10 years.
And might I ask what steps you have taken lately to confront the coming global population explosion?
Due to my tireless efforts last month, there are approx. 6,701,000 less sources for green house gasses, at least 3,000,000 fewer cars on our clogged roads, and there has been a drop by about 1.5% in national unemployment levels. How many other politicians can claim to have done so much, in so little time, using only those resources personally available to them?

When's the general election?

Consider it done, boyo. Pick a day that isn't already a Holiday of some sort, and you'll have it as soon as I get office.

Oh, and anyone else who provides me with the majority of their votage gets to create a holiday when I take office, and the first 6 people to vote for me across the board get to be part of my Supreme Court Packing Plan.

I gave you my majority, not quite across the board though. December 23 is going to be something...

When's the general election?

Good question! When is the general election?

Good question! When is the general election?

It's occuring now, look a few pages back for the full description.

OFFICAL CANDIDATE LIST!
Canada
Ladamesansmerci (Marijuana Party)
Colorado:
Kyronea (Humen Rights Party)
Connecticut
Ravea (Awesome Party)
Neu Leonstein (I)
Florida:
Chandelier (I)
Kansas:
MeansToAnEnd (Republican)
Illinois:
Ardee Street (Green)
Louisiana:
Hallucinogenic Tonic (Libertarian)
Michigan:
Dinaverg (I)
Minnesota:
Seangoli (Democrat)
Montana:
SOCIALIST TRIUMVERATE
Nebraska:
The Psyker (I)
New Jersey
Sel Appa (Socialist)
SOCIALIST TRIUMVERATE
New York
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII (Drunk and Beligerent Party)
North Carolina:
TJHairball (Green)
Wilgrove (Libertarian)
Nevada:
Ifreann (Drunken Nudity Party)
Ohio:
[NS]Pushistymistan (I)
Oklahoma:
Smunkee (I)
Pennsylvania:
IL Ruffino (Left-Handed Righty Neo-Con Association)
Rhode Island:
CthulhuFhtagn (I)
Washington:
Kinda Sensible people (Democrat)

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/2969/aaaaaaca0.png

HOW THIS WILL WORK: As you can see, there are a lot of candidates, so I've made it so that each candidate gets his own states. Those who tied in the primaries will not, the candidate from their state with the most voets from this election will receive it.The map below is color coded for easy looking.

Vote for each state listed that is not colored and has a number. You may not vote for yourself if you are running.

I have merged several states they are as follows: Tennessee-Kentucky, North-South Carolina, North-South Dakota, and Montana- Wyoming. The blank states are not up for grabs unless I feel like it.

You may slander and whore, ready, set, ...........go!

here, although there seem to be a few mistakes with this.

I made the process purposely confusing. The General Election will end on Tuesday 21 November, 2006 at 9:00 AM GMT

I made the process purposely confusing. The General Election will end on Tuesday 21 November, 2006 at 9:00 AM GMT

There seem to be a few location disputes. Psyker (sp?) is not on the map and Dinaverg is in the wrong state.

HN Fiddlebottoms VIII across the board except
IL Ruffino in Carolinas,
TJ Hairball in the Dakotas, Mass. and Connecticut,
Smunkeeville in Arkansas
and Ladamesansmerci in Washington State.
Psyker in Alabama

I corrected Din, just have to post the new map. What state is Psyker in?

I corrected Din, just have to post the new map. What state is Psyker in?

Nebraska

Hey! Where the hell am I? I called Idaho! AI-DAH-HOOOO!

Ahh, who cares, I'm too old and tired for this.

Recount Recount Recount........:headbang:

I strongly object......If my memory serves me correctly which I'm not so sure it does.......You must be 18 to vote and my memory says my opponent is only 17......now how is that possible. :confused:

I'm sixteen, actually. I'm turning seventeen in about two months.:)

Consider it done, boyo. Pick a day that isn't already a Holiday of some sort, and you'll have it as soon as I get office.

Oh, and anyone else who provides me with the majority of their votage gets to create a holiday when I take office, and the first 6 people to vote for me across the board get to be part of my Supreme Court Packing Plan.

What is this Surpreme Court Packing Plan?

...so, is anyone going to actually consider voting for me, or did this just turn out to be a popularity contest?

Just wondering. I ask mainly because thus far it seems no one is considering it seriously and is merely voting for popular peeps rather than what might actually be sensible. That is, the joke candidates are winning while the serious candidates fall by the wayside.

I'm moving to South Dakota. I don't think I'll be able to survive under Seangoli's oppressive federal taxes when Minnesota's taxes are added. I pity the fools who voted for Seangoli. You've chosen a fairytale, a fantasy. I hope that you get what you deserve and I hope, for your sake, that it is what you wanted.

Heh, I have yet to get a single vote for any state, so I highly doubt that I will win. However, what "oppressive federal taxes" are you talking about? I never said I would raise taxes absolutely, only if the need arise. Also, one must consider the low cost of living in Minnesota as compared to other states, and ani increased standard of living overall. The people will not be burdened by necessities of life as much, thus they are more free to spend their hard earned money in a more economically beneficial fasion.

And might I ask what steps you have taken lately to confront the coming global population explosion?
Due to my tireless efforts last month, there are approx. 6,701,000 less sources for green house gasses, at least 3,000,000 fewer cars on our clogged roads, and there has been a drop by about 1.5% in national unemployment levels. How many other politicians can claim to have done so much, in so little time, using only those resources personally available to them?

However, what ten years from now, when there are ten people in our great nation? What have you then? In one years time, you will have killed the entire population of the Midwest, our nation's breadbasket, and leave the rest to starve themselves.

And I suppose you have also created more jobs, due to high levels of legal processing involved in your civil suits and court hearings, but really, how is all of this going to be payed for in the end? To hire all of these people, it will cost the people 2.5 billion dollars a month, which we cannot afford.

There seem to be a few location disputes. Psyker (sp?) is not on the map and Dinaverg is in the wrong state.

HN Fiddlebottoms VIII across the board except
IL Ruffino in Carolinas,
TJ Hairball in the Dakotas, Mass. and Connecticut,
Smunkeeville in Arkansas
and Ladamesansmerci in Washington State.
Psyker in Alabama

I corrected Din, just have to post the new map. What state is Psyker in?

I claimed Wisconsin long ago...still not on the ballot...

Yeah...still wondering about that. :confused:

You, my dear sir, have way to much time on your hands. How dare you slander your own fiancee?! :eek:

Oh, btw. OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

The Beautiful Darkness has agreed to become my Vice President if I were to be elected. We shall take over the country with hugs, kisses, love, peace, and pot!

Correct! There is a whole lot of love to go around from the Marijuana Party! :D

Can I run for Conneticut? On this platform (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11890352&postcount=330)?
Oh this would have seemed like fun...

What is this Surpreme Court Packing Plan?
Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Deal#Defeat:_Court_Packing_and_Executive_Reorganization)
However, what ten years from now, when there are ten people in our great nation? What have you then? In one years time, you will have killed the entire population of the Midwest, our nation's breadbasket, and leave the rest to starve themselves.
All the more important that I receive the presidency, which will gain me access to diplomatic immunity when abroad and AirForce One; this is exactly the sort of plan that needs to be implemented internationally, or else it is bound to fail.
It would also serve to enhance America's image abroad by an overwhelming demonstration of goodwill, as I understand that China is suffering from overcrowding, and that the German unemployment rate is climbing quite distressingly high.
And I suppose you have also created more jobs, due to high levels of legal processing involved in your civil suits and court hearings, but really, how is all of this going to be payed for in the end? To hire all of these people, it will cost the people 2.5 billion dollars a month, which we cannot afford.
But what about all the legal costs I have saved by removing those people from the population of potential criminals? Think of all the accidents that might have happened had I not put those cars/trains/bikes/animals/small children out of commission, do you really expect me to just allow that much destructive force to go about unimpeded?

It's occuring now, look a few pages back for the full description.

In that case, I vote for my comrades in the Triumvirate.

Workers of the world unite!

I just wanted to bump this for those who are still participating.

I R IL RUFFINO.

YOU SHALL VOTE FOR ME.

NOW WATCH THIS MONKEY DANCE.

*sets monkey on fire*

Any prelim results?

Any prelim results?

No clear winner as of yet. Most people vote for one person across the board.

No clear winner as of yet. Most people vote for one person across the board.

Okay, to be more specific:

How did I (we?) and Ladamesansmerci do?

So far at least.

Correct! There is a whole lot of love to go around from the Marijuana Party! :D

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the power of pot controlling you. You know you want to vote for us. *attemps hypnosis*

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the power of pot controlling you. You know you want to vote for us. *attemps hypnosis*

http://www.plasticpassions.net/images/usa1940-50marij02.JPG

Vote for Ruffy

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the power of pot controlling you. You know you want to vote for us. *attemps hypnosis*

Do I get to vote? :confused:

snip

snip

I gave both of you one vote. I want a prize. :)

I gave both of you one vote. I want a prize. :)

Wanna be vice president?

Wanna be vice president?

Is it ok that I gave most of my votes to another party?

Do I get to vote? :confused:

'course. Everybody gets to. :D

Is it ok that I gave most of my votes to another party?

Are you left handed?

Are you left handed?

of course not

why?

of course not

why?

:eek:

You cannot be vice president. :(

:eek:

You cannot be vice president. :(

Really? Was it the white text?

:(

Really? Was it the white text?

:(

Yes.

Must be left handed, I say.

*in last ditch effort to gain votes*

FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMM!!!!

*followed by chopping off of head*

This message has been payed for by the Seangoli for President campaign.

I'm still participating and I'd like to vote for...MYSELF!!! That's probably not an option, is it?
OK, I'll vote for...H N Fiddlebottoms VIII (Drunk and Beligerent Party)!!!

Yes.

Must be left handed, I say.

I'm left-handed!:)

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/1725/aaaaaaxm4.png

If the election were over today, that's who would win what.


You need 170 to win. (By my confusing and bureaucratic rules)

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Is there any particular reason that Dinaverg is still in Wisconsin? Or that Michigan's Upper Peninsula isn't colored in the way the rest of Michigan is?

'course. Everybody gets to. :D

Excellent. In that case, I vote for La Dame/ The Marijuana Party.

Is there any particular reason that Dinaverg is still in Wisconsin? Or that Michigan's Upper Peninsula isn't colored in the way the rest of Michigan is?

I shall fix it.

OK, I'll vote for...H N Fiddlebottoms VIII (Drunk and Beligerent Party)!!!
Wewt, my first whole-hearted supporter!
Say hello, everyone, to the future tenth Mock Justice of the Mock Supreme Court of the Mock United Sates of Mock America!

Wewt, my first whole-hearted supporter!
Say hello, everyone, to the future tenth Mock Justice of the Mock Supreme Court of the Mock United Sates of Mock America!

Not to MURDER your MURDEROUS joy, Lac will win all those states you have if he gains two to four more votes for each.

I'm left-handed!:)

I don't think you can be both a presidential and vice-presidential candidate at the same time...

And yay for fiddlebottoms!

Not to MURDER your MURDEROUS joy, Lac will win all those states you have if he gains two to four more votes for each.
Lac will surely fall before my next, campaign ad.
And, oh look, here it comes:

"As a career politican, H N Fiddlebottoms VIII has lost more races than a limbless turtle, but he doesn't let that stop him from getting back up and failing again. I admire that sort of resolve, and that is why I am voting for H N Fiddlebottoms VIII until the cows have literally gone to sleep. No, sersiouly, there are these cows outside my house that beat me up whenever the see me pass by and ask me about 'the frequency', its terrible."
- Dan Rather

That's right, famous reporter Dan Rather is voting for the Fiddlebottoms, but, then, who is supporting his oppenents? Need (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/23145235_d898cbfeb4_m.jpg) you (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/sb24b002.jpg) even (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/Ja.jpg) ask (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/Nixon.jpg).

So who will it be, NS? The man who is supported by the voice that millions of Americans once turned to for news and information? Or the people that bow at the feet of the voices of terror and tyrrany?

So, America, This Weekend: Vote Drunk; Vote Belligerent; But, Whatever You Do, Don't Vote Man-Faye

Paid for by Fiddlebottoms for President

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"Yo Yo Wassup! This is Osama bin Laden. I hate America, but I love H N Fiddlebottoms VIII."

(Paid for by Osama bin Laden)

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Actual Picture* from a Fiddlebottoms Political Rally! :eek:

Do you want this man for President?

Paid for by Swift Boat Socialists for Truth
*Picture may also contain peanuts

Vote for me, and I will insure that Fiddlebottoms is prosecuted for his crimes against humanity and multiple violations of the Geneva conventions.

(Hm... I think I'd better vote for myself. Put that down, willya?)

I placed my vote as well.

Winner Projected!

Ladamesansmerci is the projected winner in Washington with 57% of the popular vote. This brings his total to 58 electoral votes, 122 short of winning the presidency.

Winner Projected!

Ladamesansmerci is the projected winner in Washington with 57% of the popular vote. This brings his total to 58 electoral votes, 122 short of winning the presidency.

I think ladame is female...

Also, how are you figuring the results...

Winner Projected!

Ladamesansmerci is the projected winner in Washington with 57% of the popular vote. This brings his total to 58 electoral votes, 122 short of winning the presidency.

I can deal with a President supporting and endorsing The Marijuana Party!!!

I think ladame is female...

Also, how are you figuring the results...

Counting every vote and looking at the results on a word document.

If I can vote, I vote for myself.
If I can't vote for myself, I vote for Trotskylvania.

If I can vote, I vote for myself.
If I can't vote for myself, I vote for Trotskylvania.

Either way it goes under the Socialist Triumverate (which has 21 electoral votes).

Either way it goes under the Socialist Triumverate (which has 21 electoral votes).

You just confused me even more...

You just confused me even more...

We three are running as one, remember?

No, I mean how the votes are being tallied up...

Winner Projected!

Ladamesansmerci is the projected winner in Washington with 57% of the popular vote. This brings his total to 58 electoral votes, 122 short of winning the presidency.

So I'm second? :eek:

I'm good with being the Prime Minister of Canada and the supreme dictator of Washington. *boogies*

No, I mean how the votes are being tallied up...

I said earlier which ever state you're representing you get automatically. The Triumverate had Jersey and the Montana-Wyoming. Therefore you have their electoral votes.

Winner Projected!

Ladamesansmerci is the projected winner in Washington with 57% of the popular vote. This brings her total to 58 electoral votes, 122 short of winning the presidency.

So I'm second? :eek:

I'm good with being the Prime Minister of Canada and the supreme dictator of Washington. *boogies*

Congrats La Dame! :D

Congrats La Dame! :D

Wanna be the vice Prime Minister of Canada too? :cool:

Congrats La Dame! :D

Vote and maybe you can bring her even more states.

Vote and maybe you can bring her even more states.

TBD already voted for me across the board a few pages back.

TBD already voted for me across the board a few pages back.

I double checked. You're right.

Since Dinaverg seems to be out I'll vote for Ladame as well. If I can't vote for a Michigander I'll vote for the party that speaks French.

Wanna be the vice Prime Minister of Canada too? :cool:

So, about that cabinet position... say... Secretary of Marijuanal and Boozal Affairs?

Since Dinaverg seems to be out I'll vote for Ladame as well. If I can't vote for a Michigander I'll vote for the party that speaks French.

Les Socialistes parlent francais. Aussi, nous aimons francais.

I double checked. You're right.
Sweetness. :D
Since Dinaverg seems to be out I'll vote for Ladame as well. If I can't vote for a Michigander I'll vote for the party that speaks French.
:eek: YAY! THANK YOU!!!!!!!
So, about that cabinet position... say... Secretary of Marijuanal and Boozal Affairs?
I'm good with it as long as TBD agrees too. Can't forget my lovely vice prez/PM. :p
Les Socialistes parlent francais. Aussi, nous aimons francais.
Mais officiellement, nous parlons le francais. La langue est meme dans notre logo!
http://www.elections.ca/pol/images/mari.jpg

Since Dinaverg seems to be out I'll vote for Ladame as well. If I can't vote for a Michigander I'll vote for the party that speaks French.

Wait, I'm out? Since when? HOw are we voting? What's going on!?!?!

Wait, I'm out? Since when? HOw are we voting? What's going on!?!?!

They have you in Wisconsin (instead of me...left off for some reason :p ), when I believe you are supposed to be in Michigan.

I vote for TJHairball.

I vote for TJHairball
Yet another supporter for one of my opponents, not that this is important given the inevitable nature of my glorious victory. What is notable about this post is what happens if you play this post backwards. Quite shockingly, you discover this message:
HAIL SATIN, SATIN KING!
Now, what do you two have to say about that, Chandelier and TJHairball? In the interests of keeping this contest clean and polite, I won't suggest further, other than to say this:
The Drunk and Belligerent Party has never, I SAY NEVER, been involved with satin worshippers: Clothing belongs in the closet, not in the halls of power.

Sweetness. :D

:eek: YAY! THANK YOU!!!!!!!

I'm good with it as long as TBD agrees too. Can't forget my lovely vice prez/PM. :p

Mais officiellement, nous parlons le francais. La langue est meme dans notre logo!

Nous sommes secretement francais!

Yet another supporter for one of my opponents, not that this is important given the inevitable nature of my glorious victory. What is notable about this post is what happens if you play this post backwards. Quite shockingly, you discover this message:

Now, what do you two have to say about that, Chandelier and TJHairball? In the interests of keeping this contest clean and polite, I won't suggest further, other than to say this:
The Drunk and Belligerent Party has never, I SAY NEVER, been involved with satin worshippers: Clothing belongs in the closet, not in the halls of power.

Satin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satin)?

Wait, I'm out? Since when? HOw are we voting? What's going on!?!?!

People seem to be voting for either Ladame, Fiddlebottoms, or the Socialist Triumvirate. I jumped on a bandwagon.

Nous sommes secretement francais!

Mais elles sont officiellement française.

Also, between New Jersey and Canada I'll choose Canada. They have Tim Hortons and poutine. In fact, I think I'm off to get some Timbits right now.

Satin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satin)?

Are you implying you don't see anything wrong with the leaders of our country bowing down to a type of cloth?

Are you implying you don't see anything wrong with the leaders of our country bowing down to a type of cloth?

Not at all, we embrace diversity.

Not at all, we embrace diversity.

I don't have anything against diversity, but what if a piece of cloth wanted to take over America and kill all the non-cloth species? Would you want our elected officials to just give them our country? Very suspicious, I must say.

I don't have anything against diversity, but what if a piece of cloth wanted to take over America and kill all the non-cloth species? Would you want our elected officials to just give them our country? Very suspicious, I must say.

Well, we would never allow that to happen.

Wait, I'm out? Since when? HOw are we voting? What's going on!?!?!

Yeah, you're out. *pushes Dina aside*

VOTE FOR ME FOR FREE POT!!!!!!!!!

Am I still in?

VOTE FOR ME FOR FREE POT!!!!!!!!!

As long as I get Timbits I'm happy.

Am I still in?

Yes, it's just that no one has voted for you. :(

As long as I get Timbits I'm happy.
You'll get as many Timbits as you want. Hell, I'll even though in a couple of cups of free Ice Cap. :p
Yes, it's just that no one has voted for you. :(
*points at Ruffy and laughs*

Yes, it's just that no one has voted for you. :(

EH? What of myself?!

Yes, it's just that no one has voted for you. :(

Hm.

La Dame, if you win, will you promise to give me the legislative building in Victoria?

You did say I could have it. :(

*votes for self*

EH? What of myself?!
You can't vote for yourself.
Hm.

La Dame, if you win, will you promise to give me the legislative building in Victoria?

You did say I could have it. :(

*votes for self*
I said you could have the one in Ottawa, not Victoria. Victoria's a bit too close to the heart. It's such a gorgeous building that I kind of want to keep it.

I said you could have the one in Ottawa, not Victoria. Victoria's a bit too close to the heart. It's such a gorgeous building that I kind of want to keep it.

It's mine god damnit!

It's mine god damnit!
Not it's not! Take the Ottawa one; it's bigger.

Not it's not! Take the Ottawa one; it's bigger.

No! :mad:

No! :mad:
Fine. :mad:

The election is over, the Mock President of the United Confederation of America-Canada-Quebec is....




http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2570/aaaaaahm1.png

And see you all in hell. :)

1. What about us?
2. You need at least 270 votes to win.

You fail at mock elections. :P

1. What about us?
2. You need at least 270 votes to win.

You fail at mock elections. :P

This is a mock election and in my demented, scented, rude, illogical, confusing, tasteless, delicious mind. It still makes no sense. Besides I set the number at 180.


I did this to murder time, und it worked. : D

1. What about us?
2. You need at least 270 votes to win.

You fail at mock elections. :P

Who care? I won!

*dances*

Now, would you like a cabinet position? :p

Wanna be the vice Prime Minister of Canada too? :cool:

Sure as anything! :D

I'm good with it as long as TBD agrees too. Can't forget my lovely vice prez/PM. :p

I give my seal of approval to this. *Stamps document officiously*

Who care? I won!

*dances*

Hail La Dame! Congrats again! :D

Who care? I won!

*dances*

Now, would you like a cabinet position? :p
Well this is just way too cool. The first female President of the US is from Canada.

* offers to deliver pink slip to George the Lesser.

* offers to paint the White House red :D

Sure as anything! :D

I give my seal of approval to this. *Stamps document officiously*

Hail La Dame! Congrats again! :D
Hmm...Rock, paper, scissors for the White House? Loser gets the Canadian Parliament Building. :p

Well this is just way too cool. The first female President of the US is from Canada.

* offers to deliver pink slip to George the Lesser.

* offers to paint the White House red :D
Merci beaucoup.

Don't forget she is also the feminazi who's going to eat your babies. :p

Would you like a cabinet position as well? :p

Hmm...Rock, paper, scissors for the White House? Loser gets the Canadian Parliament Building. :p

Hmm, I'll voluntarily take the Canadian Parliament Building. It looks better than the White House, and it gets bonus points for not being in America, fair? :p

Hmm, I'll voluntarily take the Canadian Parliament Building. It looks better than the White House, and it gets bonus points for not being in America, fair? :p
But I wanted the Canadian Parliament Building. :( I was going to let you win on purpose so I can say I lost fair and square. :p

Meh, how about we both take Parliament Hill and give Ruffy the White House? I refuse to let him take over the BC Legislature!

SOOO....

Ladam...

My dearest...

My love...

Mi' Amore...

What cabinet position are you going to bestow upon me? Eh? Something useful... say... Secretary of Lovin'? Not a position? Secretary of Weed? No position for that yet either...

Hrmpf. I can go with Secretary of Defense I suppose, or Interior... but not Agriculture, gosh durn it.

But I wanted the Canadian Parliament Building. :( I was going to let you win on purpose so I can say I lost fair and square. :p

Meh, how about we both take Parliament Hill and give Ruffy the White House? I refuse to let him take over the BC Legislature!

Mwahaha! Sounds like a plan! We'll make the Canadian Parliament Building famous for our wild antics. :D

SOOO....

Ladam...

My dearest...

My love...

Mi' Amore...

What cabinet position are you going to bestow upon me? Eh? Something useful... say... Secretary of Lovin'? Not a position? Secretary of Weed? No position for that yet either...

Hrmpf. I can go with Secretary of Defense I suppose, or Interior... but not Agriculture, gosh durn it.
We can create a "Minister of Free-Lovin'" for you. :p

What to do you say, TBD?
Mwahaha! Sounds like a plan! We'll make the Canadian Parliament Building famous for our wild antics. :D
Yep, and all the ministers will be invited to our parties. ;)

We can create a "Minister of Free-Lovin'" for you. :p

What to do you say, TBD?

Sounds like a plan, but I must stipulate that he wear brightly coloured clothes and a peace necklace at all times. :D

Yep, and all the ministers will be invited to our parties. ;)

So to rehash (lol), who are the lucky winners of a seat on our party? ;)

Sounds like a plan, but I must stipulate that he wear brightly coloured clothes and a peace necklace at all times. :D

So to rehash (lol) who are the lucky winners of a seat on our party? ;)
Oh, that would be a sight to see. :p

Well, Seangoli wants a place, I offered Canuck one because he's just that cool, and Ruffy would not let go of the BC Legislature, so I guess he's in. Besides the 3 of them, it's fair game. We get to pick whoever we want! :eek:

We can create a "Minister of Free-Lovin'" for you. :p

What to do you say, TBD?


Yeah. That is all I have to say.

Yep, and all the ministers will be invited to our parties. ;)[/QUOTE]

Will they be sexy parties?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFJvATunQsQ

Oh, that would be a sight to see. :p

Well, Seangoli wants a place, I offered Canuck one because he's just that cool, and Ruffy would not let go of the BC Legislature, so I guess he's in. Besides the 3 of them, it's fair game. We get to pick whoever we want! :eek:

Hmm..

Yeah. That is all I have to say.

Will they be sexy parties?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFJvATunQsQ
You're in, Monsieur Minister of Free-Lovin'. Now we need to see you in bright colours and a pendant with the peace symbol on it.

What do you think?;)

Oh, that would be a sight to see. :p

Well, Seangoli wants a place, I offered Canuck one because he's just that cool, and Ruffy would not let go of the BC Legislature, so I guess he's in. Besides the 3 of them, it's fair game. We get to pick whoever we want! :eek:

Sounds fantastic! :D

Yeah. That is all I have to say.

Yep, and all the ministers will be invited to our parties. ;)

:eek:

Hmm..

;)

You're in, Monsieur Minister of Free-Lovin'. Now we need to see you in bright colours and a pendant with the peace symbol on it.

What do you think?;)

I like it! *Smokes joint*

Sounds fantastic! :D

:eek:

;)

I like it! *Smokes joint*
Now, Gravlen should of course be in our Cabinet, so should FD as the minister of spamalanche...anybody else you can think of?

This is going to be the best fucking party (party party, get it? Oh I hate myself sometimes) ever!

You're in, Monsieur Minister of Free-Lovin'. Now we need to see you in bright colours and a pendant with the peace symbol on it.

What do you think?;)

Two things:

1.I'm growing a fro.
2.SIGN ME UP!

Also, as my first act as Minister of Free-Lovin' is:

:fluffle:'s all around.

Two things:

1.I'm growing a fro.
2.SIGN ME UP!

Also, as my first act as Minister of Free-Lovin' is:

:fluffle:'s all around.

Dez Prez is anti fluffles. She's pro hugs and kisses though.

*sends hugs and kisses all around*

Dez Prez is anti fluffles. She's pro hugs and kisses though.

*sends hugs and kisses all around*

Hey, man. Don't hate the love. There's plenty of loving of all kinds to go around.

However, if I do have to change my first act...

*hugs and kisses to all... especially the Prez and TBD*

We are a Nation of Peace and Love, man. Peace and love. We are in a revolution of the body and soul... pass the joint man, I feel like taking a trip to the outer limits of my very essence... it's like "woah man", you have no idea. Everything feels so purple... I love this country!

Now, Gravlen should of course be in our Cabinet, so should FD as the minister of spamalanche...anybody else you can think of?

This is going to be the best fucking party (party party, get it? Oh I hate myself sometimes) ever!

Party party! I love that, I formed my own Party Party at high school. :D

Two things:

1.I'm growing a fro.
2.SIGN ME UP!

Also, as my first act as Minister of Free-Lovin' is:

:fluffle:'s all around.

Fros are hawt. :fluffle:

Dez Prez is anti fluffles. She's pro hugs and kisses though.

*sends hugs and kisses all around*

Hippy love! :D

Hey, man. Don't hate the love. There's plenty of loving of all kinds to go around.

However, if I do have to change my first act...

*hugs and kisses to all... especially the Prez and TBD*

We are a Nation of Peace and Love, man. Peace and love. We are in a revolution of the body and soul... pass the joint man, I feel like taking a trip to the outer limits of my very essence... it's like "woah man", you have no idea. Everything feels so purple... I love this country!
*nods* You have just passed the test. You are now a permanent member of the Cabinet. Congrats.
Party party! I love that, I formed my own Party Party at high school. :D



Fros are hawt. :fluffle:



Hippy love! :D
Does that mean I don't need to hate myself anymore? :p

Fros ARE hott.

YAY! WE LOVE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!! *love fest*

Does that mean I don't need to hate myself anymore? :p

Fros ARE hott.

YAY! WE LOVE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!! *love fest*

Yeah, unless you wanna hate me too. :p ....:(

Mmm, Frrrrrrrrrooooos. :fluffle:

*Does the party Love Dance*

Oh Noes! This thread is infested with HIPPIES!

Oh Noes! This thread is infested with HIPPIES!

*Passes Posi a celebratory joint*

*Passes Posi a celebratory joint*
Bongs are better.

<.<
>.>

*takes joint anyways*

Bongs are better.

<.<
>.>

*takes joint anyways*

They always do. :D








Mwahahaha!

*plays Pink Floyd*

*plays Pink Floyd*

*Puts on a kaftan and gets into the groooooove*

*Puts on a kaftan and gets into the groooooove*

*goes to bed as I have a chem lab in the morning:( *

*goes to bed as I have a chem lab in the morning:( *

Chem? Could you make things like acid and stuff for us dude? :p

Would you like a cabinet position as well? :p
Oh, that would be great!! How about Foreign Affairs? We have some bridges to build and some walls to tear down. :D

Unless, of course you have something else in mind?

* suggestion to rename the new country:

Canada r USeh

or something else hokey?

Now, Gravlen should of course be in our Cabinet, so should FD as the minister of spamalanche...anybody else you can think of?

This is going to be the best fucking party (party party, get it? Oh I hate myself sometimes) ever!

I report for duty, ready, willing and able. What position should I fill? ;)


Hippy love! :D

Do I have to break out my poster again?

...

Yes, yes I do :p

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/8430/ladamehe3.jpg

I report for duty, ready, willing and able. What position should I fill? ;)

CYPSW Party has found you to be a fitting Minister of Naughtiness.. :p