If you had to marry another NSer who would it be?
Okielahoma
11-11-2006, 22:26
Purely hypothetical question of course...but who would it be?:p
EDIT: Other than yourself
The blessed Chris
11-11-2006, 22:27
Me.
Cabra West
11-11-2006, 22:30
Grainne Ni Malley. Or The Beautiful Darkness. :D
Imperial isa
11-11-2006, 22:33
only way that would happen is at gun point
so i have no idea who i would marry
Grainne Ni Malley. Or The Beautiful Darkness. :D
Curse you woman, that's what I was gonna say. Stop stealing my wimmins!
Ok, I guess I'll marry LG.
*sits in the corner with a black velvet box on lap.*
Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...
Cabra West
11-11-2006, 22:34
Curse you woman, that's what I was gonna say. Stop stealing my wimmins!
Ok, I guess I'll marry LG.
Well, neither of them have said "Yes" yet... :(
I would fully give in to my polyamorous urges and propose to Trostia, Free Soviets, Murvyets (sp? yes, I know she's a she), and Sumumba Buwhan.
Okielahoma
11-11-2006, 22:35
*sits in the corner with a black velvet box on lap.*
Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...
Lol
*Me takes JuNii's velvet box, throws it at CW*
Well, neither of them have said "Yes" yet... :(
Pfft, like that matters.
As =POPE= I hereby marry anyone to whoever they say they'd like to marry. You may now kiss the bride/groom/s/whatever.
Lol
*Me takes JuNii's velvet box, throws it at CW*
:eek:
:(
*wonders if she'll say yes...*
Okielahoma
11-11-2006, 22:42
Pfft, like that matters.
As =POPE= I hereby marry anyone to whoever they say they'd like to marry. You may now kiss the bride/groom/s/whatever.
*Okie cuts Ifreann's lips off*
only way that would happen is at gun point
*Okie hold a gun to Imperial Isa's head*
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 22:43
Lunatic Goofballs, of course!
Or Minaris. Perhaps JuNii and LNI too. :p
Imperial isa
11-11-2006, 22:43
*Okie cuts Ifreann's lips off*
*Okie hold a gun to Imperial Isa's head*
:eek: *help*
The Plutonian Empire
11-11-2006, 22:45
Bitchkitten. :fluffle:
*Okie cuts Ifreann's lips off*
Now how will I :fluffle: ?!
Andaluciae
11-11-2006, 22:51
I would fully give in to my polyamorous urges and propose to Trostia, Free Soviets, Murvyets (sp? yes, I know she's a she), and Sumumba Buwhan.
Muravyet's a she?
I didn't know that, and I've been here forever.
Cabra West
11-11-2006, 22:52
Lol
*Me takes JuNii's velvet box, throws it at CW*
*ouch*
Be careful, you could take someone's eye out! :p
Keruvalia
11-11-2006, 22:53
If I .... *had* to? Why .... she knocked up?
Edit: Err ... "knocked up" is an American colloquialism for pregnant.
I have no idea how I would make such a decision.
I guess I had just better hope that such a necessity is never imposed upon me.
The blessed Chris
11-11-2006, 22:57
Muravyet's a she?
I didn't know that, and I've been here forever.
hmmm... Perhaps we could have Gender notations next to names....
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 22:57
If I .... *had* to? Why .... she knocked up?
:eek: :p
The blessed Chris
11-11-2006, 22:58
If I .... *had* to? Why .... she knocked up?
:D
Thats the most refreshing thing I've heard all day.
Imperial isa
11-11-2006, 22:59
hmmm... Perhaps we could have Gender notations next to names....
that be a good idea
Ladamesansmerci
11-11-2006, 23:04
hmmm... Perhaps we could have Gender notations next to names....
Well, according to Kanabia's sig, I'm a creepy old man pretending to be a teenage girl...so...what gender should I be going for then?
Drunk commies deleted
11-11-2006, 23:05
I can't get married. I'm the pope. :(
If I .... *had* to? Why .... she knocked up?
Edit: Err ... "knocked up" is an American colloquialism for pregnant.
either that or the fact that Papa Max is standing there with a double barrelled shotgun! :eek:
Radical Centrists
11-11-2006, 23:07
This thread scares me. :eek:
If I .... *had* to? Why .... she knocked up?
Edit: Err ... "knocked up" is an American colloquialism for pregnant.
No. You are.
Imperial isa
11-11-2006, 23:08
I can't get married. I'm the pope. :(
hello there pope ;)
I can't get married. I'm the pope. :(
Well I'm the =POPE= and I say you can.
I can't get married. I'm the pope. :(
The Holy Spirit can always move you to change the rules.
Keruvalia
11-11-2006, 23:10
No. You are.
Well that's a relief ... I thought I was getting fat. *whew*
Cabra West
11-11-2006, 23:10
I can't get married. I'm the pope. :(
Oh, but there's precedent for that. Linky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Felix_V) :D
Ladamesansmerci
11-11-2006, 23:12
I can't get married. I'm the pope. :(
Well, you get to rape little boys.
*ouch*
Be careful, you could take someone's eye out! :p
*retrieves box*
*shyly goes back to his corner, mumbling Sorry bout that...
*sits and ponders choices*
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 23:15
I can't get married. I'm the pope. :(
You're the Pope of NSG, not Catholicism. You can get married, you just can't have kids.
*hopes to be next Pope*
Cabra West
11-11-2006, 23:16
*retrieves box*
*shyly goes back to his corner, mumbling Sorry bout that...
*sits and ponders choices*
*lol
That proposal is not going to make itself. You'll have to let your Lady know eventually. ;)
*lol
That proposal is not going to make itself. You'll have to let your Lady know eventually. ;)
BUT WHICH LADY!?!?
too many choices here... :(
I know... Polygamy! :D
*goes to phone and orders more engagement rings*
This thread scares me. :eek:
You surely haven't seen the Innuendo-thread :p
Imperial isa
11-11-2006, 23:21
You surely haven't seen the Innuendo-thread :p
i have not seen it
but it sounds like i should not see it
You surely haven't seen the Innuendo-thread :pi have not seen it
but it sounds like i should not see it
I know you don't really mean that. ;)
Pure Metal
11-11-2006, 23:26
take a wild fucking guess ;) :fluffle:
Neo Undelia
11-11-2006, 23:36
Suicide. You're all way too smart.
Suicide. You're all way too smart.
A bit harsh, yes?
We aren't all that bad.
The Plutonian Empire
11-11-2006, 23:39
take a wild fucking guess ;) :fluffle:
Way to rub it in our faces :( *cries* :p
lol
take a wild fucking guess ;) :fluffle:
Me?
i have not seen it
but it sounds like i should not see it
Do you frighten easily? :p
Me?
That was indeed a "wild fucking guess", but I don't think he meant it like that :p http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/napoleon.gif
...I don't know which female I'll marry.
Imperial isa
11-11-2006, 23:44
Do you frighten easily? :p
if you see me run by you yelling my head off that be a yes
Harlesburg
11-11-2006, 23:45
Purely hypothetical question of course...but who would it be?:p
EDIT: Other than yourself
Thats a stupid questions.
Had to implies forced and being forced implies Shotgun wedding, basically everyone would have to marry everyone.
Who would i want to marry thats a different question...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 00:59
Muravyet's a she?
I didn't know that, and I've been here forever.
She is. I think I only realized after she once linked to a site of her art.
HotRodia
12-11-2006, 01:29
I would probably go with Smokey the NSer. I could probably be convinced to marry Erastide, but I don't think she would go for it.
IL Ruffino
12-11-2006, 02:23
la dame
Lunatic Goofballs, of course!
Or Minaris. Perhaps JuNii and LNI too. :p
:)
And I am probably the closest in age so...
Kiryu-shi
12-11-2006, 02:26
It would have to be a female from my general location around my age, and since that person seems not to exist on this forum, i think i will stay un-hypothetically-betrothed for now. think i safely avoided that question
Outcast Jesuits
12-11-2006, 02:30
Nobody. Because I can't legally marry. And I want to disappear into some foreign country, and I can't do that with a husband.
MTAE. It tends to count as only manslaughter that way.
Kreitzmoorland
12-11-2006, 02:54
Soheran (good Hebrew skills!), or Delator (just cause we're join date twins). Not actually sure if they are male or not, but they strike me as sensible.
Smunkeeville
12-11-2006, 02:56
my husband!!! (although he let his nation die :()
Intra-Muros
12-11-2006, 02:58
Im surprised no one has said MTAE yet.
TJHairball
12-11-2006, 02:59
Purely hypothetical question of course...but who would it be?:p
EDIT: Other than yourself
If my only motivation in my selection would be in order to see the other person's head explode on discovering they had married me, does it count?
o_o
Bodies Within Organs
12-11-2006, 02:59
Im surprised no one has said MTAE yet.
They have (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11935201&postcount=59).
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 03:07
only way that would happen is at gun point
so i have no idea who i would marry
[QUOTE=Okielahoma;11934734
*Okie hold a gun to Imperial Isa's head*[/QUOTE]
and iam sticking to it
shotgun wedding thats the only way i marry
my husband!!! (although he let his nation die :()
RESTORE HIS NATION!!!! :D
and iam sticking to it
shotgun wedding thats the only way i marry
Man: I came 'round your house a-courtin', late on a Saturday night,
Woman: I said, "I don't wanna see you,"
Man: So I switched out the light.
Woman: Later that night you banged on my door and started to holler and shout, You kicked up such a rumpus that I had to let you out.
Into that faithful wedding by my father you were goaded,
Man: That marriage was illegal, the shotgun wasn't loaded.
Last week I caught you with the butcher, you were kissin' and cuddlin' and such, Oh how could you kiss the butcher when we owe the milkman so much.
:D
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 03:23
Grainne Ni Malley. Or The Beautiful Darkness. :D
:D :fluffle:
Curse you woman, that's what I was gonna say. Stop stealing my wimmins!
You just want me for my boobies! :p
You just want me for my boobies! :p
and is that a bad reason to want someone? ;)
*passes out rings to Smunkee (symbolic only ;) ) Cabra West, The Beautiful Darkness, Wild Orchid, Antikythera, Ladamesansmerci, Grainne Ni Malley, and others.*
The Plutonian Empire
12-11-2006, 03:27
You just want me for my boobies! :p
I sure would, but you seem to think that boobies=a type of bird, rather than boobies=mounds of milk-producing flesh on a human female's chest. :p
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 03:32
*looks in*
good still safe from a shotgun wedding :D
*gets out fast*
Intra-Muros
12-11-2006, 03:33
They have (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11935201&postcount=59).
<------ :eek:
<------ :eek:
wot... surprised that someone would mention MtaE here and not the thread about burials?
Intra-Muros
12-11-2006, 03:38
Well, I have a theory here..
He is far to radical to be just moderately liked.
You either love him or hate him I guess.
:confused:
Anti-Social Darwinism
12-11-2006, 03:38
:eek:
:(
*wonders if she'll say yes...*
*Returns Juni's box. Spanks Okielahoma.* Bad boy (girl?)
Well, I have a theory here..
He is far to radical to be just moderately liked.
You either love him or hate him I guess.
:confused:
Who loves him?
He's worse then Rush Limbaugh, and nobody likes HIM.
GreaterPacificNations
12-11-2006, 03:49
Definitely Fass. Hands down.
Who loves him?
He's worse then Rush Limbaugh, and nobody likes HIM.
err... people love to hate him?
Okielahoma
12-11-2006, 03:51
If my only motivation in my selection would be in order to see the other person's head explode on discovering they had married me, does it count?
o_o
Of course
*Okie offers a cookie to anyone who can guess his choice*
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 03:56
Of course
*Okie offers a cookie to anyone who can guess his choice*
*you still have a gun to my head ,so i cant have a cookie*:D
Okielahoma
12-11-2006, 04:01
*you still have a gun to my head ,so i cant have a cookie*:D
*Okie compacts a cookie to a bullet shape*
Yes you may :D
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 04:05
*Okie compacts a cookie to a bullet shape*
Yes you may :D
:D
Okielahoma
12-11-2006, 04:09
:D
:D:sniper:
Hee nooby use of smilies!
SOMONE GUESS
Jello Biafra
12-11-2006, 04:14
Whoever gives me the biggest diamond on a ring.
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 04:18
and is that a bad reason to want someone? ;)
*passes out rings to Smunkee (symbolic only ;) ) Cabra West, The Beautiful Darkness, Wild Orchid, Antikythera, Ladamesansmerci, Grainne Ni Malley, and others.*
Oooh! Shiny! :D :fluffle:
And uh, I guess it's not too bad, so long as you like silky feathers ;)
I sure would, but you seem to think that boobies=a type of bird, rather than boobies=mounds of milk-producing flesh on a human female's chest. :p
Well uh... [/angel smilie]
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 04:20
:D:sniper:
Hee nooby use of smilies!
SOMONE GUESS
:D :mp5: :eek:
Okielahoma
12-11-2006, 04:21
Well uh... [/angel smilie]
lol
*Okie has no friends* :(
*Okie goes to the corner and cries in the dark*
And uh, I guess it's not too bad, so long as you like silky feathers ;)
I don't mind em. Boobies are fun to watch as they move, too bad they have to be treated with care.
lol
*Okie has no friends* :(
*Okie goes to the corner and cries in the dark*I dunno... I just know it's not me.
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 04:27
I don't mind em. Boobies are fun to watch as they move, too bad they have to be treated with care.
Yeah, but if you treat them just right, they'll reward you. ;)
Okielahoma
12-11-2006, 04:28
Yeah, but if you treat them just right, they'll reward you. ;)
JuNii is a player:D
Yeah, but if you treat them just right, they'll reward you. ;)
guess I better practice handling Boobies then. :p
http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol170.jpg
:D :D :D
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 04:33
guess I better practice handling Boobies then. :p
:D :D :D
Mwahaha! :D :fluffle:
Boonytopia
12-11-2006, 04:36
guess I better practice handling Boobies then. :p
http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol170.jpg
:D :D :D
Cool cartoon. :p
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 04:37
*so how do i get this gun away from my head mm dam *
*so how do i get this gun away from my head mm dam *
*walks up to Isa and Okie. Grabs gun and removes the clip and the round in the chambler, locking the hammer back.*
*Pockets bullets and returns to passing out rings.*
lets see... gotta send one to Kat...
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 04:49
*walks up to Isa and Okie. Grabs gun and removes the clip and the round in the chambler, locking the hammer back.*
*Pockets bullets and returns to passing out rings.*
lets see... gotta send one to Kat...
that did not help one bit
oh well you cant win them all
that did not help one bit
oh well you cant win them all
:confused:
did you see what I did?
*walks up to Isa and Okie. Grabs gun and removes the clip and the round in the chambler, locking the hammer back.*
*Pockets bullets and returns to passing out rings.*
lets see... gotta send one to Kat...did I say I gave the gun back? ;)
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 12:35
:D :fluffle:
You just want me for my boobies! :p
"Boobies" is just another word for "great personality", right? :D
:fluffle: :fluffle:
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 12:37
"Boobies" is just another word for "great personality", right? :D
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Yes, that's the one...
>.>
:p
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 12:38
and is that a bad reason to want someone? ;)
*passes out rings to Smunkee (symbolic only ;) ) Cabra West, The Beautiful Darkness, Wild Orchid, Antikythera, Ladamesansmerci, Grainne Ni Malley, and others.*
Oooooh ... nice. :D
I just hope I won't lose it. I'm always losing rings....
:fluffle: :fluffle:
BackwoodsSquatches
12-11-2006, 12:38
Kanabia's sister.
Heh.
Harlesburg
12-11-2006, 12:41
If I .... *had* to? Why .... she knocked up?
Edit: Err ... "knocked up" is an American colloquialism for pregnant.
Yeah we have that one too.
Also 'Up the duff'.:eek:
Harlesburg
12-11-2006, 12:44
You're the Pope of NSG, not Catholicism. You can get married, you just can't have kids.
*hopes to be next Pope*
He is the Pope of NSG, he can have goods.
He should make me a ArchBishop too.
Oooooh ... nice. :D
I just hope I won't lose it. I'm always losing rings....
:fluffle: :fluffle:
well, we can fix that...
*places ring on her finger.* ;)
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 13:24
well, we can fix that...
*places ring on her finger.* ;)
*blushes*
:D
Nice...
Definitely Fass. Hands down.
Good choice. Too bad he's mine already. Next choice?
P.S. I'd like to extend an honorable mention to both Kanabia and Uncle Gravy. Should anything lethal happen to Fassigen during the remainder of this thread, I'll have to ask one of you to step forward, please.
P.P.S. I am as worried as the next guy that all my fiancés are men, so you are relieved of the burden to comment on that now.
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 14:06
:confused:
did you see what I did?
did I say I gave the gun back? ;)
yes i saw that part,still leaves me the part that i cant think of some one
yes i saw that part,still leaves me the part that i cant think of some one
oh...
I'm sure you'll find someone... ;)
SoWiBi/Oeck. We've already planned the deal. I get let in on the Jewish conspiracy to take over the world, but I can't remember what the negative side was. Something about me staying home and doing the housework, I think.
Kanabia's sister.
Heh.
She's not on NS.
In fact, I don't even have a sister. How about that?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 14:28
Good choice. Too bad he's mine already. Next choice?
P.S. I'd like to extend an honorable mention to both Kanabia and Uncle Gravy. Should anything lethal happen to Fassigen during the remainder of this thread, I'll have to ask one of you to step forward, please.
P.P.S. I am as worried as the next guy that all my fiancés are men, so you are relieved of the burden to comment on that now.
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif
Good choice. Too bad he's mine already. Next choice?
P.S. I'd like to extend an honorable mention to both Kanabia and Uncle Gravy. Should anything lethal happen to Fassigen during the remainder of this thread, I'll have to ask one of you to step forward, please.
P.P.S. I am as worried as the next guy that all my fiancés are men, so you are relieved of the burden to comment on that now.
Hey, I thought we'd already made the deal.
Oh well.
I'm now taking applicants.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 14:35
I'm now taking applicants.
Alright, just to spite SoWiBi.
*pouts*
*applies*
Alright, just to spite SoWiBi.
*pouts*
*applies*
Accepted. :fluffle:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 14:41
Accepted. :fluffle:
:eek: :) :fluffle:
:D
SoWiBi/Oeck. We've already planned the deal. I get let in on the Jewish conspiracy to take over the world, but I can't remember what the negative side was. Something about me staying home and doing the housework, I think.
That's quite right. I assume you already read that I, uh, somewhat proposed to you? But.. you know.. I'm sure you understand .. the overwhelming power of Fassigen .. gets grown man to sink on their knees, hands down.. how could I possibly resist?
But, you know, maybe we could have dual spouseship?
The latter, by the way, also applying to Witt-Witt.
Big Jim P
12-11-2006, 14:45
*Yawn*
Been there, done that, got the wedding ring.:D
:eek: :) :fluffle:
:D
I think someone just gave up all her coherence for a man. A sad state this world has come to.
Kanabia, is this smiley whore really the woman you want at your side?! *is reassured by knowledge Witt-Witt knows not to take this wanna-be insult seriously*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 14:48
But, you know, maybe we could have dual spouseship?
The latter, by the way, also applying to Witt-Witt.
You wish.
*makes out with Kanabiana in full sight of SoWiBi*
Eat your heart out!
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 14:49
Bottle there now what do you all think
You wish.
*makes out with Kanabiana in full sight of SoWiBi*
Eat your heart out!
My, that's gonna be hard to top. :D
I think someone just gave up all her coherence for a man. A sad state this world has come to.
Kanabia, is this smiley whore really the woman you want at your side?! *is reassured by knowledge Witt-Witt knows not to take this wanna-be insult seriously*
Hmmm.
Obviously, this can only be solved one way:
A naked wrestling match, whereby the winner gets to have me as a trophy.
I'll get the olive oil!
You wish.
*makes out with Kanabiana in full sight of SoWiBi*
Eat your heart out!
Ewwww! You should know me well enough that I don't marry my men for making-out purposes or other grosseries like that.
But, uh, did I just hear eating out in combination with my name? *looks for source*
Bottle there now what do you all think
Way out of my league, unfortunately. :)
My, that's gonna be hard to top. :D
I give you world dominance, for the Lord's sake! Will you please quit being impressed by some, however well-applied, meager human secretions?
A naked wrestling match, whereby the winner gets to have me as a trophy.
I'll get the olive oil!
I prefer sunflower oil.
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 14:55
On second thought, I think I'd include Chandelier in our happy polygamic group. Just to maybe make her feel better.
But, uh, did I just hear eating out in combination with my name? *looks for source*
*finds this especially amusing in context*
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 14:56
I prefer sunflower oil.
Not as good for the skin, though, you know?
On second thought, I think I'd include Chandelier in our happy polygamic group. Just to maybe make her feel better.
I got the impression that this is exactly what wouldn't make her feel all that elated. But sure, ask her.
I give you world dominance, for the Lord's sake! Will you please quit being impressed by some, however well-applied, meager human secretions?
I would have sympathy and say yes, but your appeals to some such diety don't really convince me to do so.
I prefer sunflower oil.
Okay. I don't think there'll be much difference.
Not as good for the skin, though, you know?
Who said my skin needed any improvement?
I would have sympathy and say yes, but your appeals to some such diety don't really convince me to do so.
I neither accept or require any sympathy from you in any shape or form, nor can I recall giving you any advice on your food choices, skinny boy.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 15:04
Ewwww! You should know me well enough that I don't marry my men for making-out purposes or other grosseries like that.
:rolleyes: You're supposed to eat your heart out over me, not over him. *sobs*
But, uh, did I just hear eating out in combination with my name? *looks for source*
No, you heard it in combination with my name. :D
I neither accept or require any sympathy from you in any shape or form, nor can I recall giving you any advice on your food choices, skinny boy.
Diety! Deity! Noo! Attack of the killer typo! I must flee!!
*flees*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 15:06
Diety! Deity! Noo! Attack of the killer typo! I must flee!!
*flees*
And to be told so by the Mistress of Bad Spelli... er, Typing herself. Oh, the shame must burn terribly. :p
And to be told so by the Mistress of Bad Spelli... er, Typing herself. Oh, the shame must burn terribly. :p
It doesn't burn. It's more like an unpleasant sticky feeling on the tips of my fingers.
I should stop eating nectarines while using the computer, maybe.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 15:11
It doesn't burn. It's more like an unpleasant sticky feeling on the tips of my fingers.
I should stop eating nectarines while using the computer, maybe."Eating nectarines"? Is that what the young folk call it these days? :D
"Eating nectarines"? Is that what the young folk call it these days? :D
Sure.
*tenderly licks and nibbles on a cherry*
I'll marry whoever posts below me and to quote Borat:
"Acceptance is not a choice"
:rolleyes: You're supposed to eat your heart out over me, not over him. *sobs*
Oh. Uh. Yes.
No, you heard it in combination with my name. :D
Oh, okay. That's some fresh perspective; let's, umm, get down to business, then, shall we?
Diety! Deity! Noo! Attack of the killer typo! I must flee!!
*flees*
Nononono. You must stay. You are to be married to one of us soon, and therefore an indispensable prop to this thread. Stay where you are.
And to be told so by the Mistress of Bad Spelli... er, Typing herself. Oh, the shame must burn terribly. :p
Anybody realized the irony the spelling , I mean typing, mistake in my sig constitutes in this context? I'm just too lazy to edit it now, and the fora were sooo slow when I first found out.
FairyTInkArisen
12-11-2006, 15:15
I was gonna say Kanabia but it seems he's already taken, so i'll take Londim since s/he's quoting Borat
EDIT: damn, too late
Tzungaria
12-11-2006, 15:16
I'll marry whoever posts below me and to quote Borat:
"Acceptance is not a choice"
hi, im bubba.
Sure.
*tenderly licks and nibbles on a cherry*
You're even more, uh, flexible in your choices than I thought.
I was gonna say Kanabia but it seems he's already taken, so i'll take Londim since s/he's quoting Borat
EDIT: damn, too late
Please, please do; I refuse to do what I seem to be called to do.
I was gonna say Kanabia but it seems he's already taken, so i'll take Londim since s/he's quoting Borat
EDIT: damn, too late
Awww :fluffle: It's okay, you can still join in the duel with wytyg and Oeck.
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 15:17
Sure.
*tenderly licks and nibbles on a cherry*
mmmmmmmmmmmm ... cherries.........
You're even more, uh, flexible in your choices than I thought.
Oh? :p
Please, please do; I refuse to do what I seem to be called to do.
No, let's just feed him to the n00b.
I was gonna say Kanabia but it seems he's already taken, so i'll take Londim since s/he's quoting Borat
EDIT: damn, too late
Screw that. I like is nice. Baby you're never too late ;) . And I did say whoever posted below me I just didn't say how far below
I was gonna say Kanabia but it seems he's already taken, so i'll take Londim since s/he's quoting Borat
EDIT: damn, too late
TINKS!
*tacklehugtickles Tink*
here you go.
*Gives her a ring*
so far it's me and Cabra and if you accept... :D
Oh? :p
Yes, I never thought you could.. stoop so low. ;P
No, let's just feed him to the n00b.
You mean Tzungaria shall have him? That's okay.
Edit: He seems to have chosen a definite non-n00b...
*is glad to have escaped and won't metion it no more*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 15:25
Sure.
*tenderly licks and nibbles on a cherry*
Niiiice....
Anybody realized the irony the spelling , I mean typing, mistake in my sig constitutes in this context? I'm just too lazy to edit it now, and the fora were sooo slow when I first found out. Totally didn't notice until you said it. Probably because it was too much serious text to read through for my widdle brain. :p
Awww :fluffle: It's okay, you can still join in the duel with wytyg and Oeck.
Wouldn't it be a triel, then? Also, she doesn't stand a chance. :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 15:25
Yes, I never thought you could.. stoop so low. ;P
A man of many talents.
---snip---
Will you accept a random question from me? Yes? Good. Why does reading your screen name always conjure the mental image of a huge black raven*with me?* Yes, I'm a big fan of tautologies, why asking?
Yes, I never thought you could.. stoop so low. ;P
You mean Tzungaria shall ahve him? That's okay.
Edit: He seems to have chosen a definite non-n00b...
*is glad to have escaped and won't metion it no more*
There is never any escape....
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 15:27
Ewwww! You should know me well enough that I don't marry my men for making-out purposes or other grosseries like that.
But, uh, did I just hear eating out in combination with my name? *looks for source*
Way out of my league, unfortunately. :)
Way out my league, unfortunately
is that good or bad for me
Yes, I never thought you could.. stoop so low. ;P
You might say they're a peculiar fascination of mine. ;)
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 15:29
TINKS!
*tacklehugtickles Tink*
here you go.
*Gives her a ring*
so far it's me and Cabra and if you accept... :D
And me! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 15:29
TINKS!
*tacklehugtickles Tink*
here you go.
*Gives her a ring*
so far it's me and Cabra and if you accept... :D
you dont have a spare ring i can have
Totally didn't notice until you said it. Probably because it was too much serious text to read through for my widdle brain. :p
Well, it shouldn't challenge you too much; I hope I won't have to stand corrected in my assumption that you could recite all of this by heart?
A man of many talents.
That's the solution. We just marry his talents, and that way we can just split things. Dibs on the Aussie accent, the musical talents, his ability to write my term papers and the humor. Your turn.
Does any one else want me? Please because I don't know where Tink has got too....:(
FairyTInkArisen
12-11-2006, 15:34
Screw that. I like is nice. Baby you're never too late ;) . And I did say whoever posted below me I just didn't say how far below
ok, you'll do then:fluffle:
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 15:35
And me! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Oh yummy.... did I die and go to heaven after all, then?
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Hmmm... I seem to be without a ring as well... And late for the party.
Is polygamy frowned upon? ;)
FairyTInkArisen
12-11-2006, 15:35
Does any one else want me? Please because I don't know where Tink has got too....:(
be patient! i'm a little bit hungover i had to run to the window for some fresh air!
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 15:35
Oh yummy.... did I die and go to heaven after all, then?
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Just wait till you have the full set! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 15:36
ok, you'll do then:fluffle:
Aw... qhat about JuNii and TBD and me?
That's the solution. We just marry his talents, and that way we can just split things. Dibs on the Aussie accent, the musical talents, his ability to write my term papers and the humor. Your turn.
That sucks. You'd rather have bits and pieces of a Kanabia than the whole package? What fun is that? It's like having a few odd pieces of lego, but not enough to make something cool out of.
There is never any escape....
I've been a fine runner in my past, could that weigh in?
is that good or bad for me
That probably depends on your relationship to Bottle?
Also, it'd be good for The Collective if you learned to quote with some more skill, please. It makes a huge difference.
you dont have a spare ring i can have
Nah, but I'd have some spare punctuation marks lying around somewhere.. *rummages*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 15:36
You might say they're a peculiar fascination of mine. ;)
...
Well, it shouldn't challenge you too much; I hope I won't have to stand corrected in my assumption that you could recite all of this by heart?
Uh... of course not.
<.<
That's the solution. We just marry his talents, and that way we can just split things. Dibs on the Aussie accent, the musical talents, his ability to write my term papers and the humor. Your turn.
Baby, you're welcome to take all that. That's not exactly what I meant by talents. :D
be patient! i'm a little bit hungover i had to run to the window for some fresh air!
Hooray a party girl. All is well with the world! :fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
12-11-2006, 15:36
TINKS!
*tacklehugtickles Tink*
here you go.
*Gives her a ring*
so far it's me and Cabra and if you accept... :D
i'm a one woman man i'm afraid Ju
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 15:37
Hmmm... I seem to be without a ring as well... And late for the party.
Is polygamy frowned upon? ;)
Not by us it isn't. :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 15:37
That sucks. You'd rather have bits and pieces of a Kanabia than the whole package? What fun is that? It's like having a few odd pieces of lego, but not enough to make something cool out of.
Damn. Appealing to one's conscience.
Alright, she can't have anything. :p
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 15:37
Hmmm... I seem to be without a ring as well... And late for the party.
Is polygamy frowned upon? ;)
No, I was saying about the set to Cabra:
Just wait till you have the full set! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle:
I'm sure the others wouldn't mind another addition, if you're up for it? ;) :fluffle:
Swilatia
12-11-2006, 15:39
Myself.
That sucks. You'd rather have bits and pieces of a Kanabia than the whole package? What fun is that? It's like having a few odd pieces of lego, but not enough to make something cool out of.
No, I'd not 'rather', but lest I end up completely Kanabialess I'll agree to share that way.
...
Uh... of course not.
<.<
Bad girl.
Baby, you're welcome to take all that. That's not exactly what I meant by talents. :D
Take what you want from that package; you know I don't care for that.
Take what you want from that package; you know I don't care for that.
Good. At the very least, i'd prefer that my package be left undivided.
hmmmm....to choose to choose.....Cabra stimulates the mind (among other things) but Tink is a hottie.... perhaps combining the two??
And me! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Whoot!
you dont have a spare ring i can have*Gives a ring*
I bought in bulk!
Oh yummy.... did I die and go to heaven after all, then?
:fluffle: :fluffle::fluffle:
Hmmm... I seem to be without a ring as well... And late for the party.
Is polygamy frowned upon? ;)*tosses over a ring.* I don't hear any complaints....
i'm a one woman man i'm afraid Juno prob. like I told Smunkee... it can be symbolic only. ;) :fluffle:
errr.... shouldn't that be you're a one man woman? :confused:
hmmmm....to choose to choose.....Cabra stimulates the mind (among other things) but Tink is a hottie.... perhaps combining the two??
Dude, you don't realise what you've just done. You implied that Cabra isn't a hottie and that Tink doesn't "stimulate the mind". Bad move. Tsk, tsk. ;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 15:44
Good. At the very least, i'd prefer that my package be left undivided.
*agrees* :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 15:45
Dude, you don't realise what you've just done. You implied that Cabra isn't a hottie and that Tink doesn't "stimulate the mind". Bad move. Tsk, tsk. ;)
Hahaha, my thoughts exactly.
Kanabia: 1 point.
Danmarc: 0 points.
Oooh, bad for the chances with the ladies...
FairyTInkArisen
12-11-2006, 15:45
no prob. like I told Smunkee... it can be symbolic only. ;) :fluffle:
errr.... shouldn't that be you're a one man woman? :confused:
ok, well i'm not one to ever turn down a ring:fluffle:
errr.....yeah, sorry, bit slow today lol
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 15:47
Whoot!
*Gives a ring*
I bought in bulk!
:fluffle:
*tosses over a ring.* I don't hear any complaints....
no prob. like I told Smunkee... it can be symbolic only. ;) :fluffle:
errr.... shouldn't that be you're a one man woman? :confused:
thanks for the ring
now why should i stop at Bottle
iam game for more woman
Not by us it isn't. : D
That's good :D
No, I was saying about the set to Cabra:
I'm sure the others wouldn't mind another addition, if you're up for it? ;) :fluffle:
I'm up for it :)
Alright, she can't have anything.
*Clears throat*
*Gets down on knees*
Will you, TBD http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love056.gif, Cabra West http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love034.gif, and WYTYG http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love041.gif...
Aw heck!
And JuNii http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love051.gif and Ilie http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love055.gif
..marry me :D
Dude, you don't realise what you've just done. You implied that Cabra isn't a hottie and that Tink doesn't "stimulate the mind". Bad move. Tsk, tsk. ;)
that is only the first of many stupid things to come out of my mouth this sleepy sleepy morning........there are plenty more to come......... I think it is such common knowledge that Cabra is an ultra-hottie, and Tink very well may be the perfect girl........... at least thats the word on the street..
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-11-2006, 15:51
*Clears throat*
*Gets down on knees*
Will you, TBD http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love056.gif, Cabra West http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love034.gif, and WYTYG http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love041.gif...
Aw heck!
And JuNii http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love051.gif and Ilie http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love055.gif
..marry me :D
Awwww, lookit all the smilies.
I do!
I'm easy like that. :p
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 15:53
That's good :D
I'm up for it :)
*Clears throat*
*Gets down on knees*
Will you, TBD http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love056.gif, Cabra West http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love034.gif, and WYTYG http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love041.gif...
Aw heck!
And JuNii http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love051.gif and Ilie http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love055.gif
..marry me :D
Aww! How could anyone say no to such a sweet multi-proposal? :fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
12-11-2006, 15:54
that is only the first of many stupid things to come out of my mouth this sleepy sleepy morning........there are plenty more to come......... I think it is such common knowledge that Cabra is an ultra-hottie, and Tink very well may be the perfect girl........... at least thats the word on the street..
good save :fluffle:
That's good :D
I'm up for it :)
*Clears throat*
*Gets down on knees*
Will you, TBD http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love056.gif, Cabra West http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love034.gif, and WYTYG http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love041.gif...
Aw heck!
And JuNii http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love051.gif and Ilie http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love055.gif
..marry me :D
Sure!
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 15:54
That's good :D
I'm up for it :)
*Clears throat*
*Gets down on knees*
Will you, TBD http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love056.gif, Cabra West http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love034.gif, and WYTYG http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love041.gif...
Aw heck!
And JuNii http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love051.gif and Ilie http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love055.gif
..marry me :D
*sigh*
Who could resist? I do. :fluffle:
Ilie
Hey, I want an Ilie too. And a TBD.
>.>
<.<
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 15:56
Hey, I want an Ilie too. And a TBD.
>.>
<.<
Join the group? There's room for more, I'm sure. :p
little off subject, but have Tink and Cabra met in RL? (thinking both were on the same side of the pond, just curious)..
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 15:59
little off subject, but have Tink and Cabra met in RL? (thinking both were on the same side of the pond, just curious)..
Nope. I never made it to any of the UK meetups. I'm not even sure if Tink did.
Awwww, lookit all the smilies.
I do!
I'm easy like that. :p
Aww! How could anyone say no to such a sweet multi-proposal? :fluffle:
Sure!
*sigh*
Who could resist? I do. :fluffle:
Yay! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love047.gif
I love polygamy today :D
And all of you of course :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 15:59
Join the group? There's room for more, I'm sure. :p
Wow.. we'll need one huge big bed... :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 16:00
Yay! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love047.gif
I love polygamy today :D
And all of you of course :fluffle:
Polygamy loves you too! :D :fluffle:
Wow.. we'll need one huge big bed... :D
:fluffle:
Sounds like heaven. :D *Dreams*
:fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
12-11-2006, 16:01
Nope. I never made it to any of the UK meetups. I'm not even sure if Tink did.
I went to the Birmingham one
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 16:02
Wow.. we'll need one huge big bed... :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
and keep the noise down
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 16:02
I went to the Birmingham one
We were going to have a Dublin one... the idea died due to lack of interest.
The Beautiful Darkness
12-11-2006, 16:03
and keep the noise down
Not a chance. ;)
Cabra West
12-11-2006, 16:03
and keep the noise down
Why? I like keeping the neighbours entertained.
Wow.. we'll need one huge big bed... :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Who needs a bed? ;)
We were going to have a Dublin one... the idea died due to lack of interest.
It would be so adorable to hear the irish girl talk......much less one irish, one british.... ((getting dizzy just from the thought))
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 16:06
Why? I like keeping the neighbours entertained.
my old mate had the cops around for keeping the neighbours entertained :fluffle:
iam still looking for more woman to be at my side
and keep the noise up
Fixed it for ya ;)
Anti-Social Darwinism
12-11-2006, 16:16
59 1/2 year old, fat female seeking male, object NSG marriage. I can cook.
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 16:19
Fixed it for ya ;)
i have change my mind lets make hell of a lot of noise
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: all the away
We were going to have a Dublin one... the idea died due to lack of interest.
59 1/2 year old, fat female seeking male, object NSG marriage. I can cook.
please send samples of cooking, we will be the judge of that.... (thinking pancakes would be a good determinant).... :)
Glitziness
12-11-2006, 16:32
Just one guy for me :fluffle:
*insert some hilarious joke about another random NSer :p*
nah, tis Huw all the way, of course :) http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/144.gif
Fassigen
12-11-2006, 16:45
Good choice. Too bad he's mine already. Next choice?
P.S. I'd like to extend an honorable mention to both Kanabia and Uncle Gravy. Should anything lethal happen to Fassigen during the remainder of this thread, I'll have to ask one of you to step forward, please.
P.P.S. I am as worried as the next guy that all my fiancés are men, so you are relieved of the burden to comment on that now.
Skilful preemption. Kudos.
Just one guy for me :fluffle:
*insert some hilarious joke about another random NSer :p*
nah, tis Huw all the way, of course :) http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/144.gif
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love032.gif
:D
Minaris.
Due to THIS post, I'd have to add Pancake to my list of possible choices. :)
List of possible choices:
Darknovae aka Pancake
Tink my love. I must leave you for a week! I'm am sorry!
Darknovae
12-11-2006, 18:04
Due to THIS post, I'd have to add Pancake to my list of possible choices. :)
List of possible choices:
Darknovae aka Pancake
yay! :fluffle:
Kradlumania
12-11-2006, 18:35
It would have to be Eutrusca. He looks so cuddly, I could squeeze up behind him on the back of his throbbing machine and nuzzle my beard against the back of his neck.
yay! :fluffle:
Did... you say "yay"?
w00t!!!!!!!!!! :fluffle: :fluffle:
Skilful preemption. Kudos.
I'm afraid three's a charm, and you aren't renowned for being careful.
FairyTInkArisen
12-11-2006, 20:11
Tink my love. I must leave you for a week! I'm am sorry!
:( my heart is shattered into a million pieces
:( my heart is shattered into a million pieces
Oh, a piece of Tink heart for everyone? *gathers some to sell on ebay*
Yootopia
12-11-2006, 20:22
Anyone who'd accept...
*waits*
*and then some*
Anyone who'd accept...
*waits*
*and then some*
Your wait would be reduced if you gave your gender/sexual orientation.
Of course, I'm already at one, so...
Darknovae
12-11-2006, 20:40
Your wait would be reduced if you gave your gender/sexual orientation.
Of course, I'm already at one, so...
:fluffle: I had to wait though. Apparently there's not much of a market for teenage females who consider themselves Pancakes. :(
:fluffle: I had to wait though. Apparently there's not much of a market for teenage females who consider themselves Pancakes. :(
Not much of a market for us syrups either... :(
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 20:48
:fluffle: I had to wait though. Apparently there's not much of a market for teenage females who consider themselves Pancakes. :(
Not much of a market for us syrups either... :(
you poor things
:( my heart is shattered into a million pieces
Even though I am not her I wil be with you in spirit!
Yootopia
12-11-2006, 20:50
Your wait would be reduced if you gave your gender/sexual orientation.
Of course, I'm already at one, so...
Male/Straight.
But tbh this is only a forum, so I'm all for anything.
you poor things
Is that sarcasm?
*Throws syrup bottles at Imperial isa. Bottle ends up flying in that direction*
Chandelier
12-11-2006, 20:50
If I had to marry someone on here, they'd probably have to be asexual like me.
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 20:51
Is that sarcasm?
*Throws syrup bottles at Imperial isa. Bottle ends up flying in that direction*
LOT
Yootopia
12-11-2006, 20:52
If I had to marry someone on here, they'd probably have to be asexual like me.
New Naltiir would punch you in the face after the ceremony, but would agree with you nonetheless. :)
Chandelier
12-11-2006, 20:52
New Naltiir would punch you in the face after the ceremony, but would agree with you nonetheless. :)
What?:confused:
LOT
*Throws more bottles.*
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 20:56
*Throws more bottles.*
*Throws them back*
*Throws them back*
*Is syrup. The bottles just sorta stick there.*
That tickles...
*Fires the bottles out of arm* :sniper:
So, Pancake? What is your final decision?
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 21:04
*Is syrup. The bottles just sorta stick there.*
That tickles...
*Fires the bottles out of arm* :sniper:
*pulls out bottle cannon an shoots back*
Darknovae
12-11-2006, 21:07
So, Pancake? What is your final decision?
Well, I have a boyfriend in RL...
But hey, this is NS, so :fluffle: ;)
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 21:07
So, Pancake? What is your final decision?
if Pancake like to be in a group, you can join me
Yootopia
12-11-2006, 21:08
What?:confused:
New Naltiir (or Niltaar or something like that) is violently asexual, and said he'd rather punch a cheerleader in the face than sleep with her.
So he'd probably go through with the marriage, but then punch you in the face.
Imperial isa
12-11-2006, 21:09
New Naltiir (or Niltaar or something like that) is violently asexual, and said he'd rather punch a cheerleader in the face than sleep with her.
So he'd probably go through with the marriage, but then punch you in the face.
now i know who going on about
Darknovae
12-11-2006, 21:09
New Naltiir (or Niltaar or something like that) is violently asexual, and said he'd rather punch a cheerleader in the face than sleep with her.
So he'd probably go through with the marriage, but then punch you in the face.
Ouch. :( I recommend you not marry New Naliitr.
Chandelier
12-11-2006, 21:14
New Naltiir (or Niltaar or something like that) is violently asexual, and said he'd rather punch a cheerleader in the face than sleep with her.
So he'd probably go through with the marriage, but then punch you in the face.
Not as bad as sex would be, I guess. That I don't want to have sex is the main reason that I never want to get married. So, if I did have to marry someone, it would be better if they were asexual, too.
Yootopia
12-11-2006, 21:17
Not as bad as sex would be, I guess.
That I don't want to have sex is the main reason that I never want to get married.
Try it - it's perfectly pleasant :)
So, if I did have to marry someone, it would be better if they were asexual, too.
You'd actually want to marry someone who wanted to beat up those who slept with him?
*sighs* Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Chandelier
12-11-2006, 21:21
Try it - it's perfectly pleasant :)
You'd actually want to marry someone who wanted to beat up those who slept with him?
*sighs* Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
It doesn't sound pleasant at all. And I have no desire to try it.
No. I didn't say I'd want to marry Naliitr.
Yootopia
12-11-2006, 21:23
It doesn't sound pleasant at all.
*sighs* It might not sound pleasant to you, but it's actually pretty enjoyable stuff. Or I'd have stopped doing it a while ago.
And I have no desire to try it.
Your loss, really.
No. I didn't say I'd want to marry Naliitr.
Oh, ok. Sorry.
The Plutonian Empire
12-11-2006, 21:23
I'd rather nuke a sex-hater than marry one.
*nukes Chandelier*
Yootopia
12-11-2006, 21:25
I'd rather nuke a sex-hater than marry one.
*nukes Chandelier*
Hmm... I see... a little more extreme than my own viewpoint, but umm... at least you get to the point.
Darknovae
12-11-2006, 21:25
I'd rather nuke a sex-hater than marry one.
*nukes Chandelier*
meh. Where's Minaris at?
The Plutonian Empire
12-11-2006, 21:28
No clue, Darknovae. Sorry.
*nukes Darknovae and New Naliitr*
Chandelier
12-11-2006, 21:30
I'd rather nuke a sex-hater than marry one.
*nukes Chandelier*
That's not very nice.
*sighs* It might not sound pleasant to you, but it's actually pretty enjoyable stuff. Or I'd have stopped doing it a while ago.
Your loss, really.
Oh, ok. Sorry.
I have no drive to have sex. It wouldn't be pleasant for me.
And it's not a loss to me.
It's okay.:)