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For me its spiders. For some its snakes, for others its a paradox. What freaks you out the most?

I would have to say spiders, and gross stuff.

Moths on a plane!

no fear of planes just moths

Lightning.

I guess it depends on what you mean by "freaks you out"

I have random and unreasonable phobias, I worry a lot about things that "might" happen, and some people just don't make any sense to me and the fact that they are the way they are just irks me.

ladyboys.

I won't participate in a catalog of weakness that might one day be used against me, but the rest of you feel free.

I won't participate in a catalog of weakness that might one day be used against me, but the rest of you feel free.


ah...fear of commitment. Very common.

ah...fear of commitment. Very common.
Ha! I don't fear commitment. You know nothing of my fears. But please, feel free to guess away at them all you like.

Damn moths always just going towards the light......the beautiful light.....

Damn moths always just going towards the light......the beautiful light.....
The darkness is more beautiful anyway.

Gaboon Vipers

Mushrooms on Pizza

2000 baby black widows hatching in my welding helmet when Im welding.

Ha! I don't fear commitment. You know nothing of my fears. But please, feel free to guess away at them all you like.


Denial, another perfectly normal phobia.

For me its spiders. For some its snakes, for others its a paradox. What freaks you out the most?
prison showers *nods*

Gaboon Vipers

Mushrooms on Pizza

2000 baby black widows hatching in my welding helmet when Im welding.
Mushrooms on pizza freak you out?o.O
I mean, I know that's disgusting, but....

Denial, another perfectly normal phobia.
No, Denial is in Africa.

No, Denial is in Africa.
*head asplodes*

Denial, another perfectly normal phobia.
I have no real reason for denial. You still aren't even close to my single greatest fear.

Mushrooms on pizza freak you out?o.O
I mean, I know that's disgusting, but....

Man was not meant to live on fungus at all.

Moths. Wingéd harbingers of death and girlish swatting, they are.

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I have no real reason for denial. You still aren't even close to my single greatest fear.

Falling madly in love with Martha Stewart?

Falling madly in love with Martha Stewart?
Nah, it's somebody guessing his greatest fear...


Argh, circular logic.

Man was not meant to live on fungus at all.
I wasn't suggesting he was.....just that I wouldn't get all worked up about it....

Falling madly in love with Martha Stewart?
*FLORT* No, I could never fall in love with someone who could make a purse out of her own vagina.

prison showers *nods*
Though much more rare, prison king sized bed is worse.

Though much more rare, prison king sized bed is worse.
A chill just ran down my spine...

Nah, it's somebody guessing his greatest fear...


Argh, circular logic.
Ha! Not at all. I might secretly long for someone, anyone, to know my fear, to be able to confide in someone, even if I didn't trust him/her by any means.

Ha! Not at all. I might secretly long for someone, anyone, to know my fear, to be able to confide in someone, even if I didn't trust him/her by any means.

Being forced to bungee jump in the nude with the guests from a Jerry Springer show

http://myspace-673.vo.llnwd.net/00376/37/61/376301673_l.jpg

Now that's funny! I dont care who you are!

Being forced to bungee jump in the nude with the guests from a Jerry Springer show
Eh....no....That's a little odd....but no, not my greatest fear.

Eh....no....That's a little odd....but no, not my greatest fear.

Going to school only to find that you are only wearing your underwear.

Now that's funny! I dont care who you are!
Yes, it's hilarious!:D
But not freaky.:p

Going to school only to find that you are only wearing your underwear.
Not really. If I did that....well....I'd be embarrassed, to be sure, but not terrified.

Good guess, though.

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Going to school only to find that you are only wearing your underwear.
Screw that, I'd go to school in my birthday suit for $10.


And the Burger King is freaky, but he isn't THAT freaky.

Fear? What is fear?

Screw that, I'd go to school in my birthday suit for $10.


And the Burger King is freaky, but he isn't THAT freaky.
Yes, well, he meant me. Of course you'd do it for $10.:p

Good guess, though.

Being kidnapped by Gypsies and fed mind altering substances until you were in awe of how profound teletubbies are.

Fear? What is fear?

The reason people need to learn coping techniques.

Fear? What is fear?
Pfft! You have fears. You're not fooling anyone.:rolleyes:

Being kidnapped by Gypsies and fed mind altering substances until you were in awe of how profound teletubbies are.
No, that would be a welcome release from my true fear.

Now that's funny! I dont care who you are!
What's it from? :confused: I know I've seen it before...

Pfft! You have fears. You're not fooling anyone.:rolleyes:
His only fear is fear itself. And pandas.

Pfft! You have fears. You're not fooling anyone.:rolleyes:

Yes, but you said it best earlier: why would I reveal them and have them potentialy used against me? Anyway, I can usually kill anything (spiders etc) that most people fear.

No, that would be a welcome release from my true fear.

Wandering out into the big bad world alone to make your way the best you can.

His only fear is fear itself. And pandas.
And guys with Polio in wheelchairs.*nods*

What's it from? :confused: I know I've seen it before...

Wake up to the Burger King ads.

Yes, but you said it best earlier: why would I reveal them and have them potentialy used against me? Anyway, I can usually kill anything (spiders etc) that most people fear.
Pfft! Like anyone here is really going to use them against you!:rolleyes:
*hides tape recorder*

Yes, but you said it best earlier: why would I reveal them and have them potentialy used against me? Anyway, I can usually kill anything (spiders etc) that most people fear.

You cant kill Martha Stewart. well you shouldnt anyway.

And guys with Polio in wheelchairs.*nods*
Gah, it's Zombie FDR!!!!! That would scare anyone... *nods harder*

Wandering out into the big bad world alone to make your way the best you can.
Nope. I could manage. Lots of people would die, but I could manage.

Wake up to the Burger King ads.
I hardly ever see BK ads this side of the pond. :p

(so thats who it was)

You cant kill Martha Stewart. well you shouldnt anyway.
Says you.:p

Gah, it's Zombie FDR!!!!! That would scare anyone... *nods harder*
Not me. He couldn't stand up to eat my brains.

I hardly ever see BK ads this side of the pond. :p

(so thats who it was)
Some of them are kind of freaky.

Theres one where a guy is driving around in the street, when he looks in his rear view mirror to see...
THE BURGER KING!
He turns around in horror and is offered a burger.
The camera goes to the outside of the car, which suddenly swerves off the street and slams into a street lamp.
The camera changes angles to show the Burger King, standing over the wreck of the car as he ponders the red fluid slowly seeping from under the car. A sudden wind causes a few leaves to blow across the camera and the Burger King vanishes.

Alright, I made the last part up, but it would have been a kickass addition to the commercial.

Not me. He couldn't stand up to eat my brains.
He'd bite your hands or kneecaps... thereby infecting you, depending on the canon we're using.

And he's on friggin' WHEELS, man!

He'd bite your hands or kneecaps... thereby infecting you, depending on the canon we're using.

And he's on friggin' WHEELS, man!
Pfft! I could always push him down a flight of stairs.:p
And I wouldn't really mind being a zombie. *shrugs*

He'd bite your hands or kneecaps... thereby infecting you, depending on the canon we're using.

And he's on friggin' WHEELS, man!

Plus he has a werewife

Plus he has a werewife
That's not terrifying; that's endearing.

Fear? What is fear?
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

I'm also mildly afraid of adding superfluous quotes to my every post.

Some of them are kind of freaky.

Theres one where a guy is driving around in the street, when he looks in his rear view mirror to see...
THE BURGER KING!
He turns around in horror and is offered a burger.
The camera goes to the outside of the car, which suddenly swerves off the street and slams into a street lamp.
The camera changes angles to show the Burger King, standing over the wreck of the car as he ponders the red fluid slowly seeping from under the car. A sudden wind causes a few leaves to blow across the camera and the Burger King vanishes.

Alright, I made the last part up, but it would have been a kickass addition to the commercial.
Heh, the plastic mask reminded me of V for Vendetta - now, of course, I see the big logo on his crown. :rolleyes:
Mind you, if he appeared behind me, I'd be pretty freaked out.

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

I'm also mildly afraid of adding superfluous quotes to my every post.
I s'pose you really are the Kiswatch Haderach.

And being a zombie would rock if it weren't for the "flesh rotting off" thing...

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

I'm also mildly afraid of adding superfluous quotes to my every post.
Saying that actually helps....It's a psychological thing....*cough*

I s'pose you really are the Kiswatch Haderach.

And being a zombie would rock if it weren't for the "flesh rotting off" thing...
It's a minor drawback.*shrugs*

Saying that actually helps....It's a psychological thing....*cough*
It's a good book, too...

Hmm, I guess it would be having another girlfriend say to me "All five of us agree. You need to die."

It's a good book, too...
So I've heard and imagine. I've only seen the newer movie. And the Children of Dune miniseries. I should read them sometime.

Hmm, I guess it would be having another girlfriend say to me "All five of us agree. You need to die."
Five?

So I've heard and imagine. I've only seen the newer movie. And the Children of Dune miniseries. I should read them sometime.
Yep, it's one of the best SF books I've ever read... It's not even really an SF book, it just has that kinda setting.

Five?

Think about it.

Hmm, I guess it would be having another girlfriend say to me "All five of us agree. You need to die."
There are worse things than death. Far worse.

Hmm, I guess it would be having another girlfriend say to me "All five of us agree. You need to die."
It really depends how they decide to kill you... being smothered by 5 hot chicks is not so bad a way to die... and your cred in the afterlife would be amazing.

Yep, it's one of the best SF books I've ever read... It's not even really an SF book, it just has that kinda setting.
I know. I mean to read it. I have for some time, really.

It really depends how they decide to kill you... being smothered by 5 hot chicks is not so bad a way to die... and your cred in the afterlife would be amazing.
No, there are worse things than any death.

No, there are worse things than any death.
I wasn't saying it was bad. I was saying being smothered by hot chicks would be kinda awesome...

So, what is it you fear?

It really depends how they decide to kill you... being smothered by 5 hot chicks is not so bad a way to die... and your cred in the afterlife would be amazing.

Perhaps this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder) will clear it up.

Perhaps this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder) will clear it up.
I know, I like my way more, though

I wasn't saying it was bad. I was saying being smothered by hot chicks would be kinda awesome...

So, what is it you fear?
You'll not get it out of me so easily.:rolleyes:

I know, I like my way more, though
So do I.:p

So do I.:p

Going to have to third it.

You'll not get it out of me so easily.:rolleyes:
Well, we'll have to try a little harder, then. *Pulls out a loaf of stale French bread and a cookie*. Now, you can either have the cookie, or get hurt by the baguette.

So do I.:p
;)

Going to have to third it.
Naturally. Resistance is futile (http://www.writingshop.ws/assets/images/Borg-Intro.jpg).

Well, we'll have to try a little harder, then. *Pulls out a loaf of stale French bread and a cookie*. Now, you can either have the cookie, or get hurt by the baguette.


;)
Well, I don't fear pain. Especially not from something French. So bring it on.

The single concept of death.

Well, I don't fear pain. Especially not from something French. So bring it on.
*whaps FD over the head with the concrete-like loaf of bread*
Y'know, with bread like this you'd think [GENERIC COMMENT OF FRENCH MILITARY INCOMPENTENCE]

Naturally. Resistance is futile (http://www.writingshop.ws/assets/images/Borg-Intro.jpg).

He quoted star trek. Clearly he fears sunlight... and women.

Do I win?

The single concept of death.
Pfft! That's nothing.:rolleyes:

I guess it depends on what you mean by "freaks you out"

I have random and unreasonable phobias, I worry a lot about things that "might" happen, and some people just don't make any sense to me and the fact that they are the way they are just irks me.

same here.

*whaps FD over the head with the concrete-like loaf of bread*
Y'know, with bread like this you'd think [GENERIC COMMENT OF FRENCH MILITARY INCOMPENTENCE]
Is that it? You fail at life....well, just interrogation really, but still....you get the point.

He quoted star trek. Clearly he fears sunlight... and women.

Do I win?
No, he just said he'd like being smothered to death by 5 women...

There are worse things than death. Far worse.
Fortunately, those things are pretty much under your control.

No, he just said he'd like being smothered to death by 5 women...

It was clearly a ruse. Didn't you recognize it?

He quoted star trek. Clearly he fears sunlight... and women.

Do I win?
Nope, you missed fear of losing your interweb connection. Even trekkies need porn.

Is that it? You fail at life....well, just interrogation really, but still....you get the point.
*sniffles* If you don't tell me, my boss'll get really mad at me... *more sniffling...*

He quoted star trek. Clearly he fears sunlight... and women.

Do I win?
The sunlight is irritating and wholly unpleasant, not frightful. And no, I don't fear women. Ask...wait....I can't disclose names.:p

Fortunately, those things are pretty much under your control.
Not so much as you might imagine.

It was clearly a ruse. Didn't you recognize it?
As long as it was one at a time, I'd absolutely love it. All five....not terrifying....just....disappointing.;)

Nope, you missed fear of losing your interweb connection. Even trekkies need porn.
I'm not a trekky.

...the fact that nerds think I'm hot....

The sunlight is irritating and wholly unpleasant, not frightful.
Hehe, I only go outside when its raining... or when I need milk.

*sniffles* If you don't tell me, my boss'll get really mad at me... *more sniffling...*
I don't know you...or your boss.:p

I don't know you...or your boss.:p

I still think that you're a nerd living in your basement, afraid of life.

There's only one way to prove my conclusion wrong...

...the fact that nerds think I'm hot....
I bother you that much?:(

Hehe, I only go outside when its raining... or when I need milk.
I wish it was raining.:(

I wish it was raining.:(

Fascist D freaks me out the most :D

I still think that you're a nerd living in your basement, afraid of life.

There's only one way to prove my conclusion wrong...
Erm...nerd, yes; basement, no; fear of life, no. Just because I don't have a life, doesn't mean I fear it.

I bother you that much?:(


lol thing is...it's not just forum nerds. local nerds think I'm hot too.

Fascist D freaks me out the most :D
Compliment! Yay!:D

lol thing is...it's not just forum nerds. local nerds think I'm hot too.
Not surprising.:p

Erm...nerd, yes; basement, no; fear of life, no. Just because I don't have a life, doesn't mean I fear it.

Well, if you want to change my opinion of what your fear is, you know how to change it.

I have no truly outstanding fears. I fear failure, as most humans do, but nothing besides that.

Well, if you want to change my opinion of what your fear is, you know how to change it.
No, I don't.

No, I don't.

Of course you do. All you have to do is prove to us that you fear something else.

The only sort of people that go on the internet and call other people nerds are nerds.

The only sort of people that go on the internet and call other people nerds are nerds.

That's a fact.

The only sort of people that go on the internet and call other people nerds are nerds.


I'm a geek. Get your facts straight,lol.

I'm a geek. Get your facts straight,lol.

If you married a nerd and had children would they be gerds or neeks?

If you married a nerd and had children would they be gerds or neeks?
They would definitely be dorks.

Zombies. Zombies, and Republicans.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/dawn.jpg

Nothing "freaks me out". I've faced so much and been able to sort it out and deal with it without losing my cool or nerve.

As far as fear- Yeah,I'm afraid for my kids health and safety. I'm not preoccupied by it, I dont discuss it with people, but when my 2 1/2 year old daughter dislocated her elbow recently, I wished it was me instead.

I dont like to think of them in pain or danger and hope I am preparing them to be able to deal with things on their own someday.

Heights, insects with stingers and deep open water.

Of course you do. All you have to do is prove to us that you fear something else.
Name my fear and I shall confirm it.

The only sort of people that go on the internet and call other people nerds are nerds.
What about people who go on the internet and call themselves nerds?

I'm a geek. Get your facts straight,lol.
Dibs on both.

so about an hour after i started this thread i went outside to the shed to get out my lawn mower to cut the lawn. And sitting there on the door was what i thought was the smallest mouse i'd ever seen....then the little bastard started moving. I realized that it wasnt the smallest mouse, but the largest spider. this thing was huge...like masssssive, a huge abdomen and inch long legs...i killed it with a stick and a few good shots of RoundUp. God i hate spiders.

so about an hour after i started this thread i went outside to the shed to get out my lawn mower to cut the lawn. And sitting there on the door was what i thought was the smallest mouse i'd ever seen....then the little bastard started moving. I realized that it wasnt the smallest mouse, but the largest spider. this thing was huge...like masssssive, a huge abdomen and inch long legs...i killed it with a stick and a few good shots of RoundUp. God i hate spiders.
How the hell do you confuse a mouse with a spider?

And isn't RoundUp a weed remover?

ladyboys.

What le frig? :confused:

Skeletons with the flesh still dangling off them freak me out.

How the hell do you confuse a mouse with a spider?

And isn't RoundUp a weed remover?


i saw a really small mouse at versailles a few weeks ago, it was small and fat, and this looked alot like it, and yes roundup is a weed killer, but it was nearby and it kills spiders really really fast.

How the hell do you confuse a mouse with a spider?

And isn't RoundUp a weed remover?
Tells you how scared he was, doesn't it?

What le frig? :confused:
Uh, that's either an effeminate male... or a male-to-female transgender.

Skeletons with the flesh still dangling off them freak me out.


and these occur naturally in ontario.....?

and these occur naturally in ontario.....?

You really have NO idea... :eek:

i saw a really small mouse at versailles a few weeks ago, it was small and fat, and this looked alot like it, and yes roundup is a weed killer, but it was nearby and it kills spiders really really fast.

Huh, I have mice and rats in my school, and I've seen big spiders... never really looked similar to me...

And I understand the use of odd chemicals. I find that 409 works pretty well on wasps...

Grammar Nazis. The precise attention to spelling, capitalization, punctuation...*shudders*

It's like my third-grade English teacher has risen from the dead and runs puppets on NS just to pick on poor typists.

Grammar Nazis. The precise attention to spelling, capitalization, punctuation...*shudders*

It's like my third-grade English teacher has risen from the dead and runs puppets on NS just to pick on poor typists.
You could at least have the decency to mispell a word in that post...

You could at least have the decency to mispell a word in that post...
That's the true horror of my old English teacher. She made it so I can't misspell without correcting myself. Damn her!!!!

That's the true horror of my old English teacher. She made it so I can't misspell without correcting myself. Damn her!!!!
Sumtimes I kan fowarce miself to spel wrongly.

But most of the time, I have the same problem... And if I've already posted a reply and I spelled something wrong, I have to go back and fix it... Damn you, mild OCD, damn you!!!

daddy long leggers. scare the crap out of me. it never occured to me how weird that name is untill I just wrote it. who the hell names these thing?

daddy long leggers. scare the crap out of me. it never occured to me how weird that name is untill I just wrote it. who the hell names these thing?

Mother short arms... :rolleyes:

Doctors.

The US Government.

i saw a really small mouse at versailles a few weeks ago, it was small and fat, and this looked alot like it, and yes roundup is a weed killer, but it was nearby and it kills spiders really really fast.
Zut Alors!
You were at Versailles a few weeks ago and didnt post any pics in the new photography thread?
Shame on you.

Grammar Nazis. The precise attention to spelling, capitalization, punctuation...*shudders*

It's like my third-grade English teacher has risen from the dead and runs puppets on NS just to pick on poor typists.

them 2....now im goin 2 perpesly spel werds rong 2 pis zem of; prepizishon! ay?

Grammar Nazis. The precise attention to spelling, capitalization, punctuation...*shudders*

It's like my third-grade English teacher has risen from the dead and runs puppets on NS just to pick on poor typists.
http://www.mahjqa.com/stuff/grammarnazi.gif

http://www.mahjqa.com/stuff/grammarnazi.gif
...Is that the flag of your nation? :D

...Is that the flag of your nation? :D
No, I think the filesize was too big.

spiders, definitely. they are pure evil. and creepy supernatural shit creeps me out in films but i don't believe in the supernatural in real life (unless it's dark)

Spiders... absolutely positively has got to be spiders. OMFG, just thinking about them...

Loneliness

Loneliness
Aye, that's the one.....wait....you weren't guessing....

humaity:(

Aye, that's the one.....wait....you weren't guessing....

That's right :p

:fluffle:

`Go on why would you two get lonely?

`Go on why would you two get lonely?

*Shrugs* It happens all the time to me, not so much lately at the moment though :)

T B D.

For me its spiders. For some its snakes, for others its a paradox. What freaks you out the most?

you just freaked me out...i swear on my kids...a spider just came down from the ceiling and almost landed on my hand....i hate spiders(i know they are an integral part of the food chain,kill other nasty bugs)but i hate them things...grrr
i get bit once a week by those little demons(i work in crawl spaces alot)and totally despise them.

aint to found of snakes either.

mice. I hate them. I imagine if I saw a rat, that would freak me out even more.

loneliness is terrible to, but in an entirely different way.

T B D.

Me? Or To Be Determined? :p

mice. I hate them. I imagine if I saw a rat, that would freak me out even more.

loneliness is terrible to, but in an entirely different way.

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mice. I hate them. I imagine if I saw a rat, that would freak me out even more.

loneliness is terrible to, but in an entirely different way.
oh but mice are so cute

mice. I hate them. I imagine if I saw a rat, that would freak me out even more.

loneliness is terrible to, but in an entirely different way.

Is that a rat scritch scritch scratching on your window trying to find a way into your house?


Sorry I couldnt help myself;)

oh but mice are so cute
Agreed. They are so adorable. I don't understand how people can be scared of something so small and cute.

That's right :p

:fluffle:
Lucky guess.:p

:fluffle:

`Go on why would you two get lonely?
Why wouldn't I be? Apart from being alone all the time, that is.

Why wouldn't I be? Apart from being alone all the time, that is.

The voices in your head?

*Shrugs* It happens all the time to me, not so much lately at the moment though :)
:fluffle:

Agreed. They are so adorable. I don't understand how people can be scared of something so small and cute.
I just don't like the smell of mice guts draped over their food bowl is all.

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

The voices in your head?
There's only one: mine. I just happen to talk to him frequently. And no, that doesn't keep loneliness at bay.

:fluffle:
:fluffle:
If you can't even think of any words to type, why bother posting? I don't want to see smilie spam or your single word posts. You could at least make an effort to type out a sentence. Now quit your postwhoring, it's annoying. :gundge:

:fluffle:
I don't feel quite so lonely anymore, either.:)
:fluffle:

oh but mice are so cute
and disease ridden.....

If you can't even think of any words to type, why bother posting? I don't want to see smilie spam or your single word posts. You could at least make an effort to type out a sentence. Now quit your postwhoring, it's annoying. :gundge:
Sounds like someone's jealous.:p

I don't feel quite so lonely anymore, either.:)
:fluffle:

Me either, I hate it :)

:fluffle:

Sounds like someone's jealous.:p
Yeah, I am delighted whenever I see smilie spam. :rolleyes:

and disease ridden.....
http://www.bugladyconsulting.com/images/House/DSCN3827.JPG

Me either, I hate it :)

:fluffle:
But it's better for now.:)
:fluffle:

Yeah, I am delighted whenever I see smilie spam. :rolleyes:
Oh, it was just so tempting.....
:D

Oh, it was just so tempting.....
:D
Don't you ever read the rules?
Spam/SPAM: Off-topic, irrelevant and multi-posts that clog the server. This includes posting lots of smilies which is known as Smilie Spam. Also akin to spamming is Post-whoring which is when a player posts anything just to increase the postcount. Spamming to the point where you get deleted is known as Klamathing.
Does that remind you of anyone? Be glad you didn't post more smilie spam then because I've given up reasoning with you. I'll report your postwhoring in moderation next time.

I don't much like heights, or little scuttling insects. Spiders I don't mind at all.

Carnies....

you know circus folk.....

small hands......

I don't much like heights, or little scuttling insects. Spiders I don't mind at all.
I don't like heights, I'm not terrified but I am scared a just a little. It doesn't really affect what I do.
I love insects though, how can you not like the way they crawl and wiggle? I find them fascinating.

I don't like heights, I'm not terrified but I am scared a just a little. It doesn't really affect what I do.
I love insects though, how can you not like the way they crawl and wiggle? I find them fascinating.

I hate cockroaches. I'm fine with other insects that I see a lot - crickets, centipedes. And spiders. But cockroaches, I can't stand them.

I don't like heights, I'm not terrified but I am scared a just a little. It doesn't really affect what I do.
I love insects though, how can you not like the way they crawl and wiggle? I find them fascinating.

I hate the tickling feeling as they run across me. I just have this irrational feeling that they're going to leave slime on me/spread disease/suck my blood, etc.

I hate cockroaches. I'm fine with other insects that I see a lot - crickets, centipedes. And spiders. But cockroaches, I can't stand them.
I love cockroaches. When I went on holiday as a kid I was amazed when I saw them, I'd never seen an insect so big. I'd follow them around and watch them.
I hate the tickling feeling as they run across me. I just have this irrational feeling that they're going to leave slime on me/spread disease/suck my blood, etc.
I suppose you can't help irrational feelings, I used to be the same with snakes. We had one as a pet and just touching it freaked me out, I trained myself not to be scared of it though. I'd even let it crawl all over me and under my clothes, which is very good considering I was terrified of the thing at first.

Cockroaches are the only insect i believe should be killed on sight. They serve no purpose.

Did i also mention that the cockroaches here are massive and they also fly.

Did i also mention that the cockroaches here are massive and they also fly.
They fly? That's cool! :p
I've only ever seen them once though, we don't have any over here. I guess that's a good thing, aren't they pests?

They fly? That's cool! :p
I've only ever seen them once though, we don't have any over here. I guess that's a good thing, aren't they pests?


....dead pests.....

all they do is crawl around and bother people, they serve no purpose, and they can survive a nuclear holocaust.

LIBERALS! :sniper:

LIBERALS! :sniper:
Liberals freak you out?

Boo!

hehe...:p

Spiders. No contest.

you just freaked me out...i swear on my kids...a spider just came down from the ceiling and almost landed on my hand....i hate spiders(i know they are an integral part of the food chain,kill other nasty bugs)but i hate them things...grrr
i get bit once a week by those little demons(i work in crawl spaces alot)and totally despise them.
Oh my God, I would die of instant heart failure if one ever came close enough to fucking bite me. How can you even keep doing that job?!

I am afraid of Failing but being freaked out... um gay secks.:confused:

Women who are bigger and hairier than me

Sea Serpents truely are a bane, arrrrgh!

Me? Or To Be Determined? :p
TY for getting it ;)

If you can't even think of any words to type, why bother posting? I don't want to see smilie spam or your single word posts. You could at least make an effort to type out a sentence. Now quit your postwhoring, it's annoying. :gundge:
ahhhh, shomebody needsh a fluffle!
:fluffle:

I don't like heights, I'm not terrified but I am scared a just a little. It doesn't really affect what I do.
I love insects though, how can you not like the way they crawl and wiggle? I find them fascinating.
I tried to love an insect once . . .
*hums "Eric the Half-a-Bee" song *

People with power equipment operating in your mouth ...

Don't you ever read the rules?

Does that remind you of anyone? Be glad you didn't post more smilie spam then because I've given up reasoning with you. I'll report your postwhoring in moderation next time.
Yes, sweetheart, I have read the rules. And I haven't actually postwhored in General for a very long time. Most of my posts are relevant. Occasionally a solo smiley leaks out. In fact, all the postwhoring I've been doing lately is in Spam, I'm afraid. The mods are watching. If they have a problem with me, they'll make it known.

I love cockroaches. When I went on holiday as a kid I was amazed when I saw them, I'd never seen an insect so big. I'd follow them around and watch them.

I suppose you can't help irrational feelings, I used to be the same with snakes. We had one as a pet and just touching it freaked me out, I trained myself not to be scared of it though. I'd even let it crawl all over me and under my clothes, which is very good considering I was terrified of the thing at first.
I always liked snakes. Never had oen as a pet, though. I never feared them, but always respected them. I kinda enjoyed helping take care of the 10-foot Burmese python in high school.

For me its spiders. For some its snakes, for others its a paradox. What freaks you out the most?
You know that squeeking sound that styrofoam makes when it rubs against something?

That sound makes me crazy. It makes my teeth hurt and my eyes water. Can't deal with it.

You know that squeeking sound that styrofoam makes when it rubs against something?

That sound makes me crazy. It makes my teeth hurt and my eyes water. Can't deal with it.
That's it!?:eek: I mean...perfectly understandable...*nods*
*takes notes*

I love cockroaches. When I went on holiday as a kid I was amazed when I saw them, I'd never seen an insect so big. I'd follow them around and watch them.



http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage54_2.html

Women who are bigger and hairier than me


that...and fat ones that wear thongs and belly shirtes that say "Cutie."


^^try that visual on for size.

You know that squeeking sound that styrofoam makes when it rubs against something?

That sound makes me crazy. It makes my teeth hurt and my eyes water. Can't deal with it.


HOLY CRAP!!!! you are probably the first person i know of, other than me, who gets driven crazy by that.

Having my teeth filed down with a rough file... by a russian torturer... and spiders, those are scary... brrr...

Hypodermic needles give me the heebie jeebies

ahhhh, shomebody needsh a fluffle!
:antifluffle:
Don't say that to me, I am the commander of the anti-flufflers! The last thing I need is a fluffle. :mad:
Yes, sweetheart, I have read the rules. And I haven't actually postwhored in General for a very long time. Most of my posts are relevant. Occasionally a solo smiley leaks out. In fact, all the postwhoring I've been doing lately is in Spam, I'm afraid. The mods are watching. If they have a problem with me, they'll make it known.
I'll give you the benifit of the doubt seeing as I haven't been around much lately. But expect me to protest whenever I see fluffle spam.

Fluffles freak me out, they disgust me. :gundge:

Hypodermic needles give me the heebie jeebies
They aren't that bad. I mean, it's only a little hollow steel spear penetrating your flesh, injecting you with gods know what.

http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage54_2.html
There was loads of them and they crawled so fast. But they couldn't avoid the stomping. I liked the cockroaches better than the people in that, the big meanies! :mad:

Don't say that to me, I am the commander of the anti-flufflers! The last thing I need is a fluffle. :mad:

I'll give you the benifit of the doubt seeing as I haven't been around much lately. But expect me to protest whenever I see fluffle spam.

Fluffles freak me out, they disgust me. :gundge:
I don't usually do fluffle spam. It's a pretty rare occasion.

I don't usually do fluffle spam. It's a pretty rare occasion.
I guess I always catch you at your most annoying then. :p

ahhhh, shomebody needsh a fluffle!
:fluffle:
No, somebody needs a hump. :D

<.<
>.>

*Flees*

They aren't that bad. I mean, it's only a little hollow steel spear penetrating your flesh, injecting you with gods know what.

Well yes or sucking my life giving blood right out of my veins.


Its the penetrating part that really gets to me though, seeing my flesh make a hollow cone resisting then failing and the needle dives in. It's only slightly better when the needle pulls out and seeing my flesh make a convex cone.

Actually I dont even watch anymore. I just let the doctors or nurses or phlebotomists do their evil work without me being any more involved than absolutely needed.

No, somebody needs a hump. :D

<.<
>.>

*Flees*
What are you fleeing for? You've humped practically everyone but me. :(

I guess I always catch you at your most annoying then. :p
Looks that way. You know I don't discriminate in distributing supreme irritation. I've got a little something for everyone.:D:p

No, somebody needs a hump. :D

<.<
>.>

*Flees*
If only P were here....*sigh*;)

You know that squeeking sound that styrofoam makes when it rubs against something?

That sound makes me crazy. It makes my teeth hurt and my eyes water. Can't deal with it.
I know what you mean, but it's the sound of nylon that does it to me... ick...

Well yes or sucking my life giving blood right out of my veins.


Its the penetrating part that really gets to me though, seeing my flesh make a hollow cone resisting then failing and the needle dives in. It's only slightly better when the needle pulls out and seeing my flesh make a convex cone.

Actually I dont even watch anymore. I just let the doctors or nurses or phlebotomists do their evil work without me being any more involved than absolutely needed.
You aren't really supposed to be involved, anyway.

You aren't really supposed to be involved, anyway.
You must have good healthcare. Most of the time, my doctors just make me do everything...

"Uhh... yeah, we're not sure what we're doing here... but I think you could... take care of this?"

What are you fleeing for? You've humped practically everyone but me. :(
*slinks stealthily away*

If only P were here....*sigh*;)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/boff.gif...

You must have good healthcare. Most of the time, my doctors just make me do everything...

"Uhh... yeah, we're not sure what we're doing here... but I think you could... take care of this?"
I wouldn't know. I never see doctors.:p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/boff.gif...
It's good to see you, too!:D

I wouldn't know. I never see doctors.:p
Funny thing is, neither do I. They just talk over the PA...

Disembodied Voice: Okay... we've come to the consensus that if you take that scalpel and jam it through your eye socket, you should be just fine...

Me: Uh... doctor?

Disembodied Voice: DO IT! NOW!!!

Funny thing is, neither do I. They just talk over the PA...

Disembodied Voice: Okay... we've come to the consensus that if you take that scalpel and jam it through your eye socket, you should be just fine...

Me: Uh... doctor?

Disembodied Voice: DO IT! NOW!!!
Eh...not that either....No contact with doctors at all.

Eh...not that either....No contact with doctors at all.
Disembodied Voice: I'm Phil Cabinet from Kill Yourself. This is my wife, Smear Yourself With Garbage And Stand In The Middle Of The Highway. We just celebrated our third Eat Your Own Dung...

Disembodied Voice: I'm Phil Cabinet from Kill Yourself. This is my wife, Smear Yourself With Garbage And Stand In The Middle Of The Highway. We just celebrated our third Eat Your Own Dung...
Rrriiiiight....

Rrriiiiight....
It's from Aqua Teen Hunger Force... the Hypno-Germs...

It's from Aqua Teen Hunger Force... the Hypno-Germs...
I don't watch ATHF. *shrugs*

I don't watch ATHF. *shrugs*
They're not good anymore... *sigh*
So, is your greatest fear loneliness?

They're not good anymore... *sigh*
So, is your greatest fear loneliness?
You already lost....to a girl....who wasn't even playing along....:p

You already lost....to a girl....who wasn't even playing along....:p
:(

:(
Hahaha! TBD's just that damned good.:cool:

Hahaha! TBD's just that damned good.:cool:
Auto-Reply: LNI has gone to hang himself for being beaten by someone who wasn't even trying.

Sea Serpents truely are a bane, arrrrgh!
omfg. My bestest friends name is Mrs. Gigglesworth. What are the odds?!!

Auto-Reply: LNI has gone to hang himself for being beaten by someone who wasn't even trying.
Bad computer! I was just getting a sammich!

Bad computer! I was just getting a sammich!
Why do I suddenly have the urge to ask if it was a hang sammich? It's not even a good pun. :confused:

Auto-Reply: LNI has gone to hang himself for being beaten by someone who wasn't even trying.
I'll get the entrenching tool....

Bad computer! I was just getting a sammich!
Oh thank the gods!
*eats your sammich*

~snip rodent~
eewwww. *shudders*

What did i do to deserve that?

Why do I suddenly have the urge to ask if it was a hang sammich? It's not even a good pun. :confused:
In a word: spam.

Why do I suddenly have the urge to ask if it was a hang sammich? It's not even a good pun. :confused:
That one just goes over my head...

Oh thank the gods!
*eats your sammich*
That one was made entirely out of French bread and mayo.
*eats ham sammich. on a kaiser roll...*

That one just goes over my head...


That one was made entirely out of French bread and mayo.
*eats ham sammich. on a kaiser roll...*
I don't like ham anyway. *shrugs*

I don't like heights, I'm not terrified but I am scared a just a little. It doesn't really affect what I do.
I love insects though, how can you not like the way they crawl and wiggle? I find them fascinating.
I dont love insects, but I dont fear them.

Heights make me nervous. I grip something very tightly when I am going very high, and try not to look straight down. But its never stopped me from doing anything.

....dead pests.....

all they do is crawl around and bother people, they serve no purpose, and they can survive a nuclear holocaust.
ive heard stories of people microwaving a cockroach. It just sat there and was like, wtf? didnt kill it at all.

I don't like ham anyway. *shrugs*
*wolfs down rest of sammich*
Good. It's bad for you.

ive heard stories of people microwaving a cockroach. It just sat there and was like, wtf? didnt kill it at all.
It was probably dry. Microwaves don't heat dry things very well.