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And in the other 50% I just shake my booty?

*Shakes booty - just for The Beautiful Darkness and Minoriteeburg*

:fluffle:

:D I want to see you actually shake your booty :p

:fluffle:

:D I want to see you actually shake your booty :p

:fluffle:


*takes blackmail photographs*

:D I want to see you actually shake your booty :p

:fluffle:
I'm not sure you actually would, but hey, I'm game :p

:fluffle:

Maybe that's because Ruffy is such an inspiration for us all!

Anyway, I blame Ruffy - and I'm glad to be able to do so! :p

As a general rule...

BLAME RUFFY!

As a general rule...

BLAME RUFFY!


it should be make a sticky in general....

I'm not sure you actually would, but hey, I'm game :p

:fluffle:

Yeah I would ;)

:fluffle:

Yeah I would ;)

:fluffle:


*takes more blackmail photos*

these im keepin.

*takes more blackmail photos*

these im keepin.

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/93_paris_hilton.jpg
"That's hot."

*takes more blackmail photos*

these im keepin.

Wait, are you blackmailing me or Grav? :confused:

Wait, are you blackmailing me or Grav? :confused:


basically i keep these in file, and use them when nesscessary :D

its what i do.

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/93_paris_hilton.jpg
"That's hot."


shes not even worth blackmailing, she already did all the damage to herself...

shes not even worth blackmailing, she already did all the damage to herself...

Hell, she is damage.

Hell, she is damaged.


fixed that for you....

fixed that for you....

Well, there's that, too, and I've got the vids to prove it. :p

Yeah I would ;)

:fluffle:
Maybe one day... Just maybe... :p

:fluffle:

Lay off the crack, boy. She's hot.
I'm not saying she isn't. Just not my cup of woman...er, tea...yes, tea....<.<

I'm not saying she isn't. Just not my cup of woman...er, tea...yes, tea....<.<

You need some taste, mate. :p

Well, there's that, too, and I've got the vids to prove it. :p



i think everyone has the vids to prove it....:D


my guilty pleasure is watching them at laughing hysterically.

Maybe one day... Just maybe... :p

:fluffle:


*straps plastique to all the fluffles posted recently*

*evil laugh*

i think everyone has the vids to prove it....:D


my guilty pleasure is watching them at laughing hysterically.

Mine is watching them and uh...yeah...

yeah, unless you already did. in which case i just look like an idiot.....:rolleyes:
Yes, I already knew he was 16. Didn't know he'd be 17 in November....*shrugs*

Mine is watching them and uh...yeah...


seriously, when you see the videos it seems like doing her would be like doing a couch.....

Yes, I already knew he was 16. Didn't know he'd be 17 in November....*shrugs*


still 7 yrs younger than me....

i am a fan of the warm weather myself....
There are two things I like hot: food and sex.:p
Yes, I'm still waiting on the latter.:p

But it's the happening one you want to know about. What thread that's in right now! ;)
And the m0ds'd get you for gravedigging to update or the crazy spam that would attract after the first post and a half.

There are two things I like hot: food and sex.:p
Yes, I'm still waiting on the latter.:p


go out and get some then.....be don juan del la nooch

you think he's scared? I think he's scared...
Who, me? I'm not scared.
*peeks up from behind couch*

Who, me? I'm not scared.
*peeks up from behind couch*


urination behind the couch again i see....good thing i havent sit there in months.

seriously, when you see the videos it seems like doing her would be like doing a couch.....

Not the BJ one, though... *blush*

And the m0ds'd get you for gravedigging to update or the crazy spam that would attract after the first post and a half.
I was thinking it would be safe to keep around down in Spam?

Not the BJ one, though... *blush*


well everyones gotta have a talent right?



guess we all now know cluichs guilty pleasure...

well everyones gotta have a talent right?



guess we all now know cluichs guilty pleasure...

I've got more than can be counted. :p

I was thinking it would be safe to keep around down in Spam?


i bet the HDYDI thread is still alive there...

i bet the HDYDI thread is still alive there...

I checked earlier. It was dead.

I've got more than can be counted. :p


spill them here....keep it on topic..

I checked earlier. It was dead.


...good. that thread was fun, but everything needs to come to an end at some point.

I checked earlier. It was dead.
Yeah - just 60 posts so far today... :(

spill them here....keep it on topic..

You think I'm gonna share that stuff on a public forum? :p

What do you mean you don't hump things that often? o_O

You do it in 50% of your posts that I read :p

:fluffle:
That or he's putting others in a position to hump.:eek::p
You know exactly what I'm talking about, Gravlen.:p

Yeah - just 60 posts so far today... :(

It was dead when I checked it... :eek:

That or he's putting others in a position to hump.:eek::p
You know exactly what I'm talking about, Gravlen.:p

So do I! :eek:

That or he's putting others in a position to hump.:eek::p
You know exactly what I'm talking about, Gravlen.:p
:eek:

I'm an innocent, I am! No bloody idea!


And please, please, somebody:

Define "Guilty pleasure" would you?!

it should be make a sticky in general....
Someone should put PM's image in there. The one with the lighter.

So do I! :eek:
Me? I would never...

:fluffle:

Yeah - just 60 posts so far today... :(


60? thats just sad....

Me? I would never...[/sleazy grin]

:fluffle:

That's better :p

:fluffle:

You think I'm gonna share that stuff on a public forum? :p


seriously how public is this forum? not like it will be posted on a billboard somewheres......

Me? I would never...

:fluffle:


*guns down fluffle*

~photosnip~
Ew!:(

Ew!:(


ewww to what?

That's better :p

:fluffle:
:eek: You're touching my post! And I like it... ;) *Sleazy wink*

That's how I should have done it :p

:fluffle:

You need some taste, mate. :p
I've got good taste. It's just not yours.:p

:eek: You're touching my post! And I like it... ;) *Sleazy wink*

That's how I should have done it :p

:fluffle:


*puts on hump-guards*

i think everyone has the vids to prove it....:D


my guilty pleasure is watching them at laughing hysterically.
I thought that was just me.:D:p

still 7 yrs younger than me....
Almost two younger than me.

I thought that was just me.:D:p

no others laugh in the wooden slab known as paris hilton.

Almost two younger than me.


i feel old now...:p

but hey it could be worse...i could be as old as cluich *hides*

go out and get some then.....be don juan del la nooch
Nah, I'm in no hurry.

Nah, I'm in no hurry.


to each their own....

urination behind the couch again i see....good thing i havent sit there in months.
I'm not Ruffy.:rolleyes:

I'm not Ruffy.:rolleyes:


i never said you were, i said you urinated on the couch, not humped the couch...:p

I was thinking it would be safe to keep around down in Spam?
Mm, that's the best place to keep it, yes.

I checked earlier. It was dead.
Pfft! Is not.:rolleyes:

Pfft! Is not.:rolleyes:


it should be....

It was dead when I checked it... :eek:
Sleeping, actually.

Sleeping, actually.


what fun is that thread if its no longer in general though?

So do I! :eek:
You put people in a position to hump?:p

You put people in a position to hump?:p


sounds like a good thing.

:eek:

I'm an innocent, I am! No bloody idea!


And please, please, somebody:

Define "Guilty pleasure" would you?!
Pfft! You started the whole thing!

ewww to what?
I photosnipped something. Take a guess. *shudders*

I photosnipped something. Take a guess. *shudders*


Paris Hilton?

i feel old now...:p

but hey it could be worse...i could be as old as cluich *hides*
ROFL! When the page loaded, I could only see the top sentence, and I was thinking the bottom one.:D

ROFL! When the page loaded, I could only see the top sentence, and I was thinking the bottom one.:D


LOL! it was a last second edit i put in there......worked for the best i see. :D

to each his own....
I'm still looking for my own.

I'm still looking for my own.


how hard are you looking?

i never said you were, i said you urinated on the couch, not humped the couch...:p
He does both of those, IYRC.:p

He does both of those, IYRC.:p


oh yeah.....he does the humping a lot more though.

it should be....
Yes, well....when Gravlen locked me in a room with Littlebitqurky, things sort of developed....













:eek: No, not that! *blushes fiercely*

Yes, well....when Gravlen locked me in a room with Littlebitqurky, things sort of developed....


:eek: No, not that! *blushes fiercely*


fell in love with the brown eye? :eek:

what fun is that thread if its no longer in general though?
Still a bit of fun. Especially when General sleeps.

sounds like a good thing.
For them.;)

Still a bit of fun. Especially when General sleeps.

meh. it just never has that same feel when its in spam.

Paris Hilton?
Were there any other pictures I could have photosnipped?

Were there any other pictures I could have photosnipped?


honestly i just saw that pic and was too lazy to scroll back further....

LOL! it was a last second edit i put in there......worked for the best i see. :D
Yeah, but I didn't get to it for awhile.:p

how hard are you looking?
Not terribly hard at the moment, but I'm keeping my eyes open-ish. I'll be looking a bit more when uni starts on Monday.

Yeah, but I didn't get to it for awhile.:p

you're slowing down....not my fault :p

Not terribly hard at the moment, but I'm keeping my eyes open-ish. I'll be looking a bit more when uni starts on Monday.


then its time to be the don......

I'm going to confess to watching Big Brother...and enjoying it. :(

*Dies of shame*

I've been watching it too. At least I watched for the first couple of months. I don't know, they got rid of all the repulsive and annoying characters and it just became boring. Can't believe it's almost finished, though.

Pete's great fun, I hope he wins. If that immature, psychotic (did you see him trying to get into the other house?!) Glyn wins I will be so annoyed. I swear Nicky is an actress. I don't see how she can be a real person. Then again, how could you invent her?

oh yeah.....he does the humping a lot more though.
Too true. The newspaper taught him better with the urination.

I admit i have been watching wife swap lately mainly because....

A) no cable (except for amc, discovery, travel channel, and espn for some reason)

B) dammit it is just hysterical

Too true. The newspaper taught him better with the urination.


he's gotta stop rubbing his ass on teh carpet too...i dont care how drunk he says he is

fell in love with the brown eye? :eek:
No, her eyes are grey, IIRC, or maybe a very light blue.....wait...what?

meh. it just never has that same feel when its in spam.
No, it doesn't. But I don't mind hanging around Spam very much.

No, her eyes are grey, IIRC, or maybe a very light blue.....wait...what?


:cool:


*evil laugh*

No, it doesn't. But I don't mind hanging around Spam very much.


the spam forum has its moments...but there are few and far between i think.

honestly i just saw that pic and was too lazy to scroll back further....
That's the only one that's been posted....definitely the only thing I'm not too lazy to snip.

That's the only one that's been posted....definitely the only thing I'm not too lazy to snip.


but who doesnt like posting pictures of hepetitis hilton?

cluich sure does...

you're slowing down....not my fault :p
At the time, I was keeping TBD company on MSN and I'm spamming several threads. Take a look at Spam's first page sometime.:p

then its time to be the don......
Nah, I've got a low-key approach. They'll be swooning before they know who grabbed them.:p

he's gotta stop rubbing his ass on teh carpet too...i dont care how drunk he says he is
Well, if you'd bathe him more often, he wouldn't get so crusty.:p

Nah, I've got a low-key approach. They'll be swooning before they know who grabbed them.:p

well just grab em in the proper place....

:cool:


*evil laugh*
What's so funny?:confused:

Well, if you'd bathe him more often, he wouldn't get so crusty.:p


why do i have to do it?

What's so funny?:confused:


...brown eye.....

the spam forum has its moments...but there are few and far between i think.
Yeah, sometimes it's incredible. Other times it's more like, "WTH am I still doing here?"

but who doesnt like posting pictures of hepetitis hilton?

cluich sure does...
Yes, and I'm sure he has a very good reason for it....

Yeah, sometimes it's incredible. Other times it's more like, "WTH am I still doing here?"


its always more so the latter for me.

Yes, and I'm sure he has a very good reason for it....


shes his guilty pleasure

well just grab em in the proper place....
And what place would that be? [insert angel smiley]

And what place would that be? [insert angel smiley]


the hand perhaps?

why do i have to do it?
Because you bitched about it.:p

Because you bitched about it.:p


*sighs* okay i'll get the fire hose....

...brown eye.....
No, there was no mention of that.

its always more so the latter for me.
You just have horrible timing.:p

No, there was no mention of that.


well not yet at least..... :eek::p

shes his guilty pleasure
Yes, but why would anyone want that much guilt for so little pleasure?

You just have horrible timing.:p


well im either on when im at work, or at the wee hours of the morning when i cant sleep. rest of the time im with my gf.

Yes, but why would anyone want that much guilt for so little pleasure?


that is something i do not have the answer for.......

the hand perhaps?
Yes, for a greeting she sees coming, a kiss on the hand. I was thinking more along the lines of her waist. I'm quite proficient at sneaking up behind people.
*credits Cherokee heritage*

Yes, for a greeting she sees coming, a kiss on the hand. I was thinking more along the lines of her waist. I'm quite proficient at sneaking up behind people.
*credits Cherokee heritage*


well sneaking up behind someone is no good start to a relationship....or whatever :p :D

:eek: You're touching my post! And I like it... ;) *Sleazy wink*

That's how I should have done it :p

:fluffle:

Hehe, Maybe that would have been better :p
Glad you liked it tho :P [/sleazy]
:fluffle:

You put people in a position to hump?:p

No! I saw Gravlen doing it! :eek:

No! I saw Gravlen doing it! :eek:


whats all this talk about humping?

No! I saw Gravlen doing it! :eek:
Gravlen would never do such a thing! :eek:

Gravlen would never do such a thing! :eek:


skim a few pages back....

Oh really? You don't find this scary at all?

*Humps Cluich with abandon*
:eek::eek::eek:

*Is gobsmacked*

:eek::eek::eek:

*Is gobsmacked*


i was humped twice....maybe more when i wasnt looking.

i was humped twice....maybe more when i wasnt looking.
Not by Gravlen? I hope...:(

Gravlen would never do such a thing! :eek:

Heh, Oh, but he would :p

whats all this talk about humping?

You saw it, Grav humped Cluich :p

Not by Gravlen? I hope...:(


the same....

You saw it, Grav humped Cluich :p


oh right i completely forgot LOL

oh right i completely forgot LOL

It can't have disturbed you quite so much as he intended it to then :p

It can't have disturbed you quite so much as he intended it to then :p


nah it takes a hell of a lot more than a leg humping to disturb me.

nah it takes a hell of a lot more than a leg humping to disturb me.

I hope he doesn't decide to seriously disturb you then :eek:

I don't want to be around for that :p

I hope he doesn't decide to seriously disturb you then :eek:

I don't want to be around for that :p


well its gonna take a lot.....

lets see what he can do.

nah it takes a hell of a lot more than a leg humping to disturb me.

Not the way I do it.

Hehe, Maybe that would have been better :p
Glad you liked it tho :P [/sleazy]
:fluffle:
I think it might have been...
What's not to like about that? :P
:fluffle:

Gravlen would never do such a thing! :eek:
You've been away so much... So I couldn't help myself :(

I guess humping Cluich is indeed one of my guilty pleasures...

well its gonna take a lot.....

lets see what he can do.
Maybe if I did this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11504660&postcount=273) to you? :p

Maybe if I did this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11504660&postcount=273) to you? :p
Heh, that certainly worked for me. :p

*pops back out of thread*

I think it might have been...
What's not to like about that? :P
:fluffle:

Why are you always right?

If I ever do it, it will be a guilty pleasure to prove you wrong :p

:fluffle:

Heh, that certainly worked for me. :p

*pops back out of thread*
;)

But it wasn't disturbing then :p I hope...
Stalker :P

Why are you always right?

If I ever do it, it will be a guilty pleasure to prove you wrong :p

:fluffle:
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get the chance to do so ;)

:fluffle:

Not the way I do it.
Sloppy seconded.

*thinks of ancient, presumably regrettable post about camping* :D

;)

But it wasn't disturbing then :p I hope...
Stalker :P
Lol, you know, sadly enough I can disprove the "stalker" claim by simply pointing to the by now evident fact that I had only read Minoriteeburg's post above and hence didn't even know that this:
well its gonna take a lot.....

lets see what he can do.
... was about you disturbing him. :p
I had naively assumed it was about you impressing him or sweeping him off his feet. ;)
But really, it's Minoriteeburg, I should've known better. Although then I would have had to assume it was about you getting him to give you a pearl necklace, so maybe I'll rather stay naive and guess wrongly, for the sake of your sanity as much as mine. *shudders* :p

But really, it's Minoriteeburg, I should've known better. Although then I would have had to assume it was about you getting him to give you a pearl necklace, so maybe I'll rather stay naive and guess wrongly, for the sake of your sanity as much as mine. *shudders* :pYep, definitely remniscient of tonights Mencia repeat. :D

Lol, you know, sadly enough I can disprove the "stalker" claim by simply pointing to the by now evident fact that I had only read Minoriteeburg's post above and hence didn't even know that this:

... was about you disturbing him. :p
I had naively assumed it was about you impressing him or sweeping him off his feet. ;)
But really, it's Minoriteeburg, I should've known better. Although then I would have had to assume it was about you getting him to give you a pearl necklace, so maybe I'll rather stay naive and guess wrongly, for the sake of your sanity as much as mine. *shudders* :p
... :eek: Eeew!

You know, I think you're right. I would be best for both of us, if not indeed all of the generalites, if we never spoke of this again.
I mean, what the Hell was I thinking (or wasn't I thinking?!), trying to disturb Minoriteeburg - of all posters! Yikes! The lengths I would have had to go to, I'm not prepared to go there even in my mind! :(

So let's go back to safer pleasures... Like stalking - which is not at all a guilty pleasure for anyone here, I'm sure :p

well not yet at least..... :eek::p
It's possible, but I don't think so.

well im either on when im at work, or at the wee hours of the morning when i cant sleep. rest of the time im with my gf.
Doesn't matter. The occasions are so rare you'd have to be on insane amounts of time to guarantee a hit.

well sneaking up behind someone is no good start to a relationship....or whatever :p :D
Not for a start, no. That's when I get to be ueber-shy. The real trick is pulling out of that.

No! I saw Gravlen doing it! :eek:
You saw Gravlen humping!?:eek:

well its gonna take a lot.....

lets see what he can do.
I'm curious to see as well....
Maybe if I did this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11504660&postcount=273) to you? :p
:eek:You wouldn't!?

Not the way I do it.
Sorry, wrong thread.:p

;)

But it wasn't disturbing then :p I hope...
Stalker :P
I was going to say it was disturbing, but now....:eek:

Sloppy seconded.

*thinks of ancient, presumably regrettable post about camping* :D
Figures you'd pop in to make a post like that.:p:D

i feel old now...:p

but hey it could be worse...i could be as old as cluich *hides*

http://aklemai.com/albums/forum/punch.sized.jpg

:p

You saw it, Grav humped Cluich :p

And I threw up in my mouth.

You've been away so much... So I couldn't help myself :(

I guess humping Cluich is indeed one of my guilty pleasures...

Okay, I'm officially disturbed now... :eek:

Oh, what the hell, why not seek refuge with the other spammers.

Somebody cheer me up, please.

Oh, what the hell, why not seek refuge with the other spammers.

Somebody cheer me up, please.

Why do you need cheering up, hon?

Why do you need cheering up, hon?
Aw, someone's coming to the rescue. How noble of you.*sniff*

Oh, just generally feeling sorta shitty. Stupid men.

What's wrong, sister?

If I may be of any help, just tell me

Aw, someone's coming to the rescue. How noble of you.*sniff*

Oh, just generally feeling sorta shitty. Stupid men.

Fine, sorry I can actually show genuine concern for someone. I'm not the total asshole I play on teh intarwebs, y'know. :p

And if any guy did you wrong, he is indeed stupid.

What's wrong, sister?

If I may be of any help, just tell me
Hi you. :)

Oh, it's not even worth telling. And maybe it's not even so much the men's fault as it's mine for thinking I need them to, I don't know, validate myself or something. I would add "you know?", but I'm actually pretty sure that you're the very healthy opposite of myself in that regard. ;) Lucky (or smart) you, sigh.

Fine, sorry I can actually show genuine concern for someone. I'm not the total asshole I play on teh intarwebs, y'know. :p Oh, I wasn't even being sarcastic, it just ended up sounding like it. :p

Oh, I wasn't even being sarcastic, it just ended up sounding like it. :p

'k, often hard to tell when just text is involved.

You shouldn't need anyone to validate you. You should already know how incredible you are. :)

Meh, no. we are all weak towards others that well may not deserve the attention and effort we put on them. It happens all the time, even to men who fall in love to the wrong women.

You are not a "wrong woman", by the things I know about you, and by the things I can suppose about you. If I may add something, doing something nice and good, like trusting in someone, is not "your fault", as no fault was committed.

I find funny you think of me on that way. for the record, "I know, I know". I think I learned the hard way, I was pretty dependant on my couples until some time ago, but I learned that placing someone above yourself is a spiky issue.

You cannot give anything to anyone unless you care about yourself first, after all, if you do not have anything on yourself, what can you offer to others?. Love yourself, then you can love others. You don't need external validation, self-validation is all that matters. You would be amazed of how external validation rises when self validation is present.

You have all the reasons to receive both self validation and internal validation. And you seem to need vacations. If the tropical paradise of Venezuela ever appeal as a destiny, tell me, I'll host you for a while. I'll even offer myself as a tour guide.

Aelosia, as usual, speaks the truth. *nods*

'k, often hard to tell when just text is involved.

You shouldn't need anyone to validate you. You should already know how incredible you are. :) Yeah, right. If it just was that easy. :rolleyes: :p (But still: aww, thanks;))

Meh, no. we are all weak towards others that well may not deserve the attention and effort we put on them. It happens all the time, even to men who fall in love to the wrong women.

You are not a "wrong woman", by the things I know about you, and by the things I can suppose about you. If I may add something, doing something nice and good, like trusting in someone, is not "your fault", as no fault was committed.

I find funny you think of me on that way. for the record, "I know, I know". I think I learned the hard way, I was pretty dependant on my couples until some time ago, but I learned that placing someone above yourself is a spiky issue.

You cannot give anything to anyone unless you care about yourself first, after all, if you do not have anything on yourself, what can you offer to others?. Love yourself, then you can love others. You don't need external validation, self-validation is all that matters. You would be amazed of how external validation rises when self validation is present.

You have all the reasons to receive both self validation and internal validation. And you seem to need vacations. If the tropical paradise of Venezuela ever appeal as a destiny, tell me, I'll host you for a while. I'll even offer myself as a tour guide.

Hee, thanks for the offer. If I remember correctly you even lived at those amazing waterfalls for a time with your mother the biologist, right? You'd definitely make an awesome tour guide. *nods* :)

And yeah, you're of course absolutely right about putting self-validation first. My brain knows that, and keeps telling me, and it's certainly not like I don't have any self-validation at all (my ego can be quite big at times, even if I may my pretend it's not :p), but it's awfully hard to take that rational knowledge and actually act accordingly. Like, I know I should, but I never do. Instead I too often just latch on to the next fling in the hopes of finding something there that's otherwise missing.

ZOMG, this is like "Being Emo 101". :eek:

So, to make this thing on topic in one elegant flourish: My guilty pleasure is talking about my emotional baggage to complete strangers on an internet forum. Please kill me now. :p

But yeah, that wasn't just some idle remark about how I thought that you're kind of "above that" whole "latching on to partners" thing. I guess you just give off that very strong and self-secure vibe.
Then again, it's not like I'm giving off wimpy, whiney, Emo Kid vibes (at least I hope not o.O!), so I guess I should know best that you really can't judge a book by its cover.

Ohnoes!!!1one WYTYG is Emo! :eek:

:p

Ohnoes!!!1one WYTYG is Emo! :eek:

:p
Oh shuddup. *slaps very un-Emo-like*

Oh shuddup. *slaps very un-Emo-like*


*likes it* http://www.ourlaughingplace.com/aspplay/upfiles/smiley/Drool2.gif

First let me handle you this awesome, handmade wooden paddle for the slaps :p

And then, I don't know exactly how you feel, but I can perhaps identify similar situations suffered by me. And it is a guilty pleasure, but harmless nevertheless :p

And you need a night of wild, savage dancing too, in whatever style you prefer :p

First let me handle you this awesome, handmade wooden paddle for the slaps :p Oooh, quality. I'm sure he'll love it. Muahaha. :D

And you need a night of wild, savage :eek: Just when I was about to say "Yes! Exaxctly!", you go and say
dancing.... :p

Oooh, quality. I'm sure he'll love it. Muahaha. :D

:eek: Just when I was about to say "Yes! Exaxctly!", you go and say
.... :p

I would love it, but uh...yeah. Dancing? I'm guessing you need something else. ;)

:eek: Just when I was about to say "Yes! Exaxctly!"


Meh, that's even easier. Sadly good bed guys are easier to find and easier to convince than good dancers :(

Meh, that's even easier. Sadly good bed guys are easier to find and easier to convince than good dancers :(
*moves to Venezuela in a flash* :p

I would love it, but uh...yeah. Dancing? I'm guessing you need something else. ;)
:eek: You would? Egads. o.O *drops paddle*

And no shit, Sherlock. :p

Meh, that's even easier. Sadly good bed guys are easier to find and easier to convince than good dancers :(

And what about those who might be both? ;)

And what about those who might be both? ;)
They're either Aelosia's dream catch or liars. :p

They're either Aelosia's dream catch or liars. :p

I'm so not liking you right now... :p

I'm so not liking you right now... :p
Whaa? Well, sweetie, if you wish to put yourself in the latter group feel free to do so, but don't come running to me to complain.
You know, if there's one person whom I would have been certain would unhesitatingly claim to be one of the former, it's you. :D

But at least that made you forget about the paddle. <.<

Oh, what the hell, why not seek refuge with the other spammers.

Somebody cheer me up, please.
I would, but it's not my specialty....Odds are I'd just end up running off crying....but without the running....or the crying....<.<

I would, but it's not my specialty....Odds are I'd just end up running off crying....but without the running....or the crying....<.<
So basically you'd do nothing?

Whaa? Well, sweetie, if you wish to put yourself in the latter group feel free to do so, but don't come running to me to complain.
You know, if there's one person whom I would have been certain would unhesitatingly claim to be one of the former, it's you. :D

But at least that made you forget about the paddle. <.<


I'm actually both, much to the amazement of those who've seen me dance (oh, and those who've done the other with me :p ). I quite often get reactions like this: "Where the fuck did that come from?!?"

And I'm not about to forget about the paddle. ;)

Ohnoes!!!1one WYTYG is Emo! :eek:

:p
:eek:
I know how to handle this. Nurse, I'll need a scalpel and a drip torch. Stat!

:D :p

I'm actually both, much to the amazement of those who've seen me dance (oh, and those who've done the other with me :p ). I quite often get reactions like this: "Where the fuck did that come from?!?" Oh my God, I really, sincerely hope that you only get that reaction on the dance floor and not while actually, you know, fucking. FLORT! :D

And I'm not about to forget about the paddle. ;)
:eek: You would? Egads. o.O *drops paddle* Wasn't that clear enough? >.<

:eek:
I know how to handle this. Nurse, I'll need a scalpel and a drip torch. Stat!

:D :p

Hellooooooooooooo, Nurse!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Hello_Nurse.gif

/Animaniacs

:p

Meh, that's even easier. Sadly good bed guys are easier to find and easier to convince than good dancers :(
It's not my fault you haven't taught me yet.:mad:

:p

They're either Aelosia's dream catch or liars. :p

Sadly, both :(

And yes, a "what the hell did that come from?" reaction DURING the act would be....disencouraging at best. I hope your lucky partner at least waits until it is over.

It's not my fault you haven't taught me yet.:mad:

:p

You haven't attended to your classes, I have been waiting for you here!

Bad boy, bad boy. *picks up paddle*

Sadly, both :(


Not all of us, mi querida. ;)

So basically you'd do nothing?
Eh...well...I'm open to suggestions, but the only thing that registers in my brain until then is "SPAM SPAM SPAM." :p

You haven't attended to your classes, I have been waiting for you here!

Bad boy, bad boy. *picks up paddle*

Hey, this naughty boy requests the paddle first! :p

Sadly, both :( Awww. :fluffle: See, sometimes they just suck. *sigh*

And yes, a "what the hell did that come from?" reaction DURING the act would be....disencouraging at best. I hope your lucky partner at least waits until it is over. Indeed. :p

Hey, this naughty boy requests the paddle first! :p

I would swing the paddle freely and force the both of you to move your hips at the "rhytm" (I'm sure I misspelled it), but that would break my delicate style. :p

Hellooooooooooooo, Nurse!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Hello_Nurse.gif

/Animaniacs

:p
ROFL! I should have expected that from you.:p

Awww. :fluffle: See, sometimes they just suck. *sigh*


Pfft, they do, but that is easily soolved with red wine and a lot of fluffles. Let's make them drool :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

You haven't attended to your classes, I have been waiting for you here!

Bad boy, bad boy. *picks up paddle*
I haven't seen you around in a long while....but I suppose that's my own fault for not looking. I'll just have to take the punishment.;)

I would swing the paddle freely and force the both of you to move your hips at the "rhytm" (I'm sure I misspelled it), but that would break my delicate style. :p

A mix of delicate and not is verrrrrrry nice. ;)

And, only because I know you appreciate corrections, it's "rhythm" (one of the most ridiculously spelled words in English, right up there with "phlegm").

Pfft, they do, but that is easily soolved with red wine and a lot of fluffles. Let's make them drool :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
What makes you think I'm not already?;):p

Pfft, they do, but that is easily soolved with red wine and a lot of fluffles. Let's make them drool :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

I've been drooling for a while now... :p

I've been drooling for a while now... :p
WAKE UP, OLD MAN!!1!

WAKE UP, OLD MAN!!1!

Oh, I'm plenty awake... ;)

Pfft, they do, but that is easily soolved with red wine and a lot of fluffles. Let's make them drool :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
Fabulous idea. :fluffle:


ETA: Okay, this is seriously the worst smiley ever. Away with you, evil smiley fiend! In with the lovely fluffles.

*Salsas through thread*

*Stops only to shake booty for a short while*

Oh, I'm plenty awake... ;)
Then go to sleep. I don't wanna miss out on my dance lessons.:p

*Salsas through thread*

*Stops only to shake booty for a short while*
Heee. *points and laughs*

*very lovingly, of course*

Back to the point, MTV. But not the good MTV, the CANADIAN MTV!!!! I have a problem...

Fabulous idea. http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie132/00000309.gif
Oh, don't think I've forgotten about you, little missey.;)

Back to the point, MTV. But not the good MTV, the CANADIAN MTV!!!! I have a problem...
We were well on the point.;)

Oh, don't think I've forgotten about you, little missey.;)
Oh noes, now you quoted the terrible smiley just when I killed it.:(

Back to the point, MTV. But not the good MTV, the CANADIAN MTV!!!! I have a problem...Uh-oh. The point. Right. I remember.

*slinks out of thread feeling guilty. Just guilty, not pleasurable.*

Oh noes, now you quoted the terrible smiley just when I killed it.:(



But maybe some of us might like WYTYG smoochies.. :p

But maybe some of us might like WYTYG smoochies.. :p
Don't tempt me. Me being tempted all too easily was what started this whole whining here in the first place.

Don't tempt me. Me being tempted all too easily was what started this whole whining here in the first place.

Hell, I've been trying to tempt you for some time now. You just haven't bitten. :(

Oh noes, now you quoted the terrible smiley just when I killed it.:(
But maybe some of us might like WYTYG smoochies.. :p
Suffice to say I certainly wouldn't object.;) :p

See? I even condensed the quotes into one post just for you, WYTYG!:D

Hell, I've been trying to tempt you for some time now. You just haven't bitten. :(
It's my last bit of self-discipline and restraint maybe?

See? I even condensed the quotes into one post just for you, WYTYG!:D Oh, the singularly joyous occasion! :D Quick, let me print it out and frame it.

Hell, I've been trying to tempt you for some time now. You just haven't bitten. :(
Oh, she bites, alright...or so I hear...*cough*>.>

It's my last bit of self-discipline and restraint maybe?

Bah to both! :p

Oh, the singularly joyous occasion! :D Quick, let me print it out and frame it.
LOL Might wanna bookmark it to throw it back in my face later, too.:p

Oh, she bites, alright...or so I hear...*cough*>.>
Oh, I know exactly when biting is wanted and when it's not. ;) [/sleaze]

Oh, she bites, alright...or so I hear...*cough*>.>

*shudder and drool*

Bah to both! :p No, rather more of both! Sucky for you though, indeed. Sorry. :p

Oh, I know exactly when biting is wanted and when it's not. ;) [/sleaze]
I see you've picked up some of we sleaze-easies' better habits.;)

No, rather more of both! Sucky for you though, indeed. Sorry. :p

Not when it comes to succumbing to my flirting. ;)

Less of both! Less of both! :p

Oh, I know exactly when biting is wanted and when it's not. ;) [/sleaze]


*faints from lack of blood to the brain*

Not when it comes to succumbing to my flirting. ;)

Less of both! Less of both! :p I'll see what I can do. :p

*faints from lack of blood to the brain* Yeah, sorry, sometimes I can't quite control that reflex. But hey, it's a clean bite, BritSter would be so proud of me. :) And these days they can practically sew everything back on. *nods*

I see you've picked up some of we sleaze-easies' better habits.;)Yeah, can you imagine that? Just from seeing a few posts in a couple of threads. Damned infectious sleazy spammage, that. :mad: :p

I'll see what I can do. :p

Yes, please, work on that. ;)

Yeah, sorry, sometimes I can't quite control that reflex. But hey, it's a clean bite, BritSter would be so proud of me. :) And these days they can practically sew everything back on. *nods*

*crosses his legs* Um...yeah... :(

Yeah, can you imagine that? Just from seeing a few posts in a couple of threads. Damned infectious sleazy spammage, that. :mad: :p

We're good like that. ;)

*crosses his legs* Um...yeah... :(
Hehe, so totally pwned. http://hardhouse2.orcon.net.nz/phpBB2/images/smiles/dancingemote.gif

Hehe, so totally pwned. http://hardhouse2.orcon.net.nz/phpBB2/images/smiles/dancingemote.gif


Yup, it's rare, but *hangs head* you win that one. I'll admit it. I got...

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/crotch.png

Yeah, can you imagine that? Just from seeing a few posts in a couple of threads. Damned infectious sleazy spammage, that. :mad: :p
You're welcome :)

You're welcome :)
You're always so good to me. :p

You're always so good to me. :p
No wonder, you deserve only the best spam
;)

Not the way I do it.


and which way to you do it?

Maybe if I did this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11504660&postcount=273) to you? :p


it'll definitely take more than that

... was about you disturbing him. :p
I had naively assumed it was about you impressing him or sweeping him off his feet. ;)
But really, it's Minoriteeburg, I should've known better. Although then I would have had to assume it was about you getting him to give you a pearl necklace, so maybe I'll rather stay naive and guess wrongly, for the sake of your sanity as much as mine. *shudders* :p


wow. i didnt know it was that complex


*head explodes*

http://aklemai.com/albums/forum/punch.sized.jpg

:p


oh no not an old man love tap!


did i just feel a breeze?:p

*shudder and drool*
Can't decide if you like the thought or not?:p

Yeah, can you imagine that? Just from seeing a few posts in a couple of threads. Damned infectious sleazy spammage, that. :mad: :p
And already you're sleazing like a pro!:D;)

and which way to you do it?
Wrong thread!:mad:

Oh, the singularly joyous occasion! :D Quick, let me print it out and frame it.
:eek: I did it (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11565173&postcount=134) again!

Who besides me had pleasure today and who feels guilty?

Who besides me had pleasure today and who feels guilty?
I had pleasure but no guilt, just loneliness.