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O, you are too slow to get your hair cut on regular intervals?
I havnt got it cut since right before the summer of 2005. :D

*Spanks*

Well, it is only the top of my cube. My actual desktop is this. (http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5968/screenshotqu9.png)

Although, if I'm bored, it'll look like this. (http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2132/screenshot1hp3.png)
The first one reminds me of my yearly ski-trip to Lake Tahoe.

The second looks like the moon. Cool!:)

The first one reminds me of my yearly ski-trip to Lake Tahoe.

The second looks like the moon. Cool!:)
Reminded me of a place I've gone hunting.

The second one just has the colors inverted. At first I didn't think the screenshot took with the colors inverted, then I realized the preview was the inverted screen inverted back to normal.:)

Why pick just one ethnicity? They're all good!

Variety, people! :p

I think the single hottest woman on the face of the planet--to me, anyway--would be a college age Japanese with silky, raven-black hair, a face just bursting with cuteness, green eyes, glasses, somewhat ample bosum--not too large, not too small, but just right--wearing a green fuku(that's what the school-girl uniforms are called, correct?) holding a couple books in one arm. Intelligent and absolutely gorgeous, the best combination.

If it's not clear yet, my choice was Asians.
I highly approve. The man has taste. :)

Vanilla!

I'll agree with that!

P.S. Why no Australia listed on the Poll?

Apparently, we are equivilent to American :p

Yep, the cooking and cleaning!


o_O

I hate that attitude :(

I highly approve. The man has taste. :)
So I have been told.

I think The Atlantian Islands has awesome hair!!! :D

Well, my hair is naturally curly-ish, depending on the day and level of humidity and any number of other factors, I guess ;)

I think The Atlantian Islands has awesome hair!!! :D

Well, my hair is naturally curly-ish, depending on the day and level of humidity and any number of other factors, I guess ;)
Aww, thank you. Your hair isnt half bad either.:)

Too bad you live so far away.:(

Am I the only person that saw "American" and thought "Native American Indian" or "Aboriginal Amaerican"?

And where is the mutt option? My girlfriend is definitely half white, and quarter mexican/quarter native american. You forced me to choose Latina when I wanted soimething else!

none

The most attractive women are the ones that show up.

I think The Atlantian Islands has awesome hair!!! :D

Well, my hair is naturally curly-ish, depending on the day and level of humidity and any number of other factors, I guess ;)

1: My hair was that cool... Until I had to get it cut to keep my job. :p

2: My hair is naturally spikey. I just have so much that it sticks up like I've rubbed a sheet of Bounce all over it, though only when it's under two inches long.

The thing about my hair is that it grows really fast, and it's so thick. I guess it's the Native American genes in me. Which is nice, since I really like long hair (yours is quite nice, and mine was as long as yours in those pictures).


Keeping on-topic... It looks like NS General has a bit of an Asian fetish, eh?

1: My hair was that cool... Until I had to get it cut to keep my job. :p

2: My hair is naturally spikey. I just have so much that it sticks up like I've rubbed a sheet of Bounce all over it, though only when it's under two inches long.

The thing about my hair is that it grows really fast, and it's so thick. I guess it's the Native American genes in me. Which is nice, since I really like long hair (yours is quite nice, and mine was as long as yours in those pictures).


Keeping on-topic... It looks like NS General has a bit of an Asian fetish, eh?
Are you talking about my hair or hers? Cuz you seem to be talking about me but your quoting her.:p If you're talking about me, than thanks for the compliment. I used to spike my hair up before it got too long. Do you have any pics?

Are you talking about my hair or hers? Cuz you seem to be talking about me but your quoting her.:p If you're talking about me, than thanks for the compliment. I used to spike my hair up before it got too long. Do you have any pics?

In number one, I was referencing how kick-ass your hair is. In number two, I complemented her hair in parenthesis.

And sadly, I only have one pic from my long hair days... And it's a long time before it was really long. It's my tongue pic. Now, I have my photo ID pic up on the site in the "What Do You Look Like?" thread... I'm sure you've seen it.

It's very low-res (my scanner sucks ass), so you can't quite make my hair out too well. But that was taken about a month ago, when it was really spikey. Even water couldn't bring it down.

The one who's mother's parents were European (Irish) and African (I dunno) and who's father's parents were Latin (Cuban) and Asian (Southeast Asia).

What a great mix, mmmh-mmh. :D:D:D

Anyway - I find those most attractive that are actually willing to talk to me, befriend me, et cetera. You get the gist...

In number one, I was referencing how kick-ass your hair is. In number two, I complemented her hair in parenthesis.

And sadly, I only have one pic from my long hair days... And it's a long time before it was really long. It's my tongue pic. Now, I have my photo ID pic up on the site in the "What Do You Look Like?" thread... I'm sure you've seen it.

It's very low-res (my scanner sucks ass), so you can't quite make my hair out too well. But that was taken about a month ago, when it was really spikey. Even water couldn't bring it down.
*Goes to search the thread* No, I havnt seen it...mind posting it because I doubt I'll find it.
In number one, I was referencing how kick-ass your hair is.
Thanks.:)

Aww, thank you. Your hair isnt half bad either.

Too bad you live so far away.

Yeah :( The hair is actually differently styled than in any of those pix now, but still long. It's straighter and puffier and it flips up on the ends and I have these wing-lookin' things on the side of my face. Very 70's-ish I guess.

Yeah :( The hair is actually differently styled than in any of those pix now, but still long. It's straighter and puffier and it flips up on the ends and I have these wing-lookin' things on the side of my face. Very 70's-ish I guess.

There's nothing wrong with the 70's, man. Well, except for Disco. Ugh.


Anyway, here are my pics. Yeah yeah, off-topic, but whatever. It's easier than looking through a thread full of spam (how ironic), hey?


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/tongue.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/01.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/02.jpg


The top one's from August of 2005, taken at my sister's birthday party. Yeah, I had some cake with blue frosting, thus the odd tongue color (my hair was just reaching my shoulder blades then; it was reaching ass-length before i got it cut about two months ago). The bottom two are from my photo ID, the pic being current as of last month. My hair's twice as long as that now.

I'd have to go with any European woman. Although some Asians draw a pretty close line to being my main one. Also Latinas can be pretty damn sexy as well as some Americans.

*Goes to search the thread* No, I havnt seen it...mind posting it because I doubt I'll find it.

Thanks.:)
Yeah dude..I'm not finding it...All I can see is Ruffino's spammy shit.:p

Yeah dude..I'm not finding it...All I can see is Ruffino's spammy shit.:p

I just posted the pics above, man.

And the scanned image of my photo ID is quite a bit fatter than the original photo. Makes me look kinda awkward, but no biggie.

Edit: The color's off, too. My face is nowhere near that red. :p

There's nothing wrong with the 70's, man. Well, except for Disco. Ugh.


Anyway, here are my pics. Yeah yeah, off-topic, but whatever. It's easier than looking through a thread full of spam (how ironic), hey?


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/tongue.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/01.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/02.jpg


The top one's from August of 2005, taken at my sister's birthday party. Yeah, I had some cake with blue frosting, thus the odd tongue color (my hair was just reaching my shoulder blades then; it was reaching ass-length before i got it cut about two months ago). The bottom two are from my photo ID, the pic being current as of last month. My hair's twice as long as that now.
I always thought you had blonde hair and blue eyes..I could have sworn you said that.

Anyway, I like your hair in the ID's better...it looks good there. I'm not really feeling the long hair on you. Just an opinon, though.:)

I always thought you had blonde hair and blue eyes..I could have sworn you said that.

Anyway, I like your hair in the ID's better...it looks good there. I'm not really feeling the long hair on you. Just an opinon, though.:)

Oh, it's natural blonde hair. It's just of the dark blonde flavor --- the blonde is really noticeable under certain light (sunlight). And my eyes are blue... The pictures are just shitty.

If I had some pics of my long hair with decent angles, you'd see why I like it so much. Not that it had anything to do with girls staring at me every time I went out in public or anything... :p

Oh, it's natural blonde hair. It's just of the dark blonde flavor --- the blonde is really noticeable under certain light (sunlight). And my eyes are blue... The pictures are just shitty.

If I had some pics of my long hair with decent angles, you'd see why I like it so much. Not that it had anything to do with girls staring at me every time I went out in public or anything... :p
Oh, well...then, I'll take your word for it.:)
And by the way, I LIVE for girls playing with my hair and stroking their fingers through it. I almost drip pre-cum at the thought of it.:p


Also, I thought you were gay?

Oh, well...then, I'll take your word for it.
And by the way, I LIVE for girls playing with my hair and stroking their fingers through it. I almost drip pre-cum at the thought of it.


Also, I thought you were gay?

Why aren't there any guys like you here? All the guys in my town hate me and think I'm a dork :(

Why aren't there any guys like you here? All the guys in my town hate me and think I'm a dork :(
Well, where do you live again? Tell me, and there will be atleast one guy like me there.:p

Why do they hate you and think your a dork? Cuz they dont orgasm at girls running their fingers through their hair?

I also love to get my back scratched.:D

Poll incoming. The topic is pretty self explanatory.

the kind with different parts then me...and bumps here and there.

Well, where do you live again? Tell me, and there will be atleast one guy like me there.

Why do they hate you and think your a dork? Cuz they dont orgasm at girls running their fingers through their hair?

I also love to get my back scratched.

I live in North Dakota. 'Tis farm country.

They hate me and think I'm a dork for lots of reasons.

1) Everybody here is a conservative Christian; I'm a wacky lefty anarchrazy freethinker that thinks their religion is illogical but still maintains some semblance of Eastern-inspired spirituality.
2) They're very far behind the rest of the world, technologically and otherwise. I also have no idea how to dress like them. I was very briefly a model and I've seen cities. I don't care what other people wear but they could at least quit laughing at me for dressing like people in the rest of the world do.
3) They're BORING. I've just seen too much to find their small town interesting, and it probably shows. Also, they're all fucking related so the gene pool is too small for the average IQ to be greater than 95. I'm not related to most of them, actually.
4) They think I look like an alien.

I live in North Dakota. 'Tis farm country.

They hate me and think I'm a dork for lots of reasons.

1) Everybody here is a conservative Christian; I'm a wacky lefty anarchrazy freethinker that thinks their religion is illogical but still maintains some semblance of Eastern-inspired spirituality.
2) They're very far behind the rest of the world, technologically and otherwise. I also have no idea how to dress like them. I was very briefly a model and I've seen cities. I don't care what other people wear but they could at least quit laughing at me for dressing like people in the rest of the world do.
3) They're BORING. I've just seen too much to find their small town interesting, and it probably shows. Also, they're all fucking related so the gene pool is too small for the average IQ to be greater than 95. I'm not related to most of them, actually.
4) They think I look like an alien.

You can move down here to So-Fla (South Florida)...I'm sure you'd love it...everyone does.

And if you dont like that, we can just have sex in North Dakota...but I'll have to work on you being a wacky lefty anarchist.:p

You can move down here to So-Fla (South Florida)...I'm sure you'd love it...everyone does.

And if you dont like that, we can just have sex in North Dakota...but I'll have to work on you being a wacky lefty anarchist.

Heh! I'm getting a one-way ticket out of here someday.

^^ And I'd certainly take you up on the offer. XD Jesus Christ it's Friday night and I'm sitting at home on the Internet, how pathetic is that? Granted, I just had teeth removed and my face is swollen up, but still.

I live in North Dakota. 'Tis farm country.

They hate me and think I'm a dork for lots of reasons.

1) Everybody here is a conservative Christian; I'm a wacky lefty anarchrazy freethinker that thinks their religion is illogical but still maintains some semblance of Eastern-inspired spirituality.
2) They're very far behind the rest of the world, technologically and otherwise. I also have no idea how to dress like them. I was very briefly a model and I've seen cities. I don't care what other people wear but they could at least quit laughing at me for dressing like people in the rest of the world do.
3) They're BORING. I've just seen too much to find their small town interesting, and it probably shows. Also, they're all fucking related so the gene pool is too small for the average IQ to be greater than 95. I'm not related to most of them, actually.
4) They think I look like an alien.

you should probably move then.

belittling them is as productive as them belittling you..sounds like a bad match to me...

as well traveled as you say,you should realize that people that are different then you are not automatically inferior to you...but you know that dont you...just the people around you are i suppose.

kind of ironic...you say you are singled out because you are well traveled and up on fashion,but the damn locals demean me..then you turn around and do the same thing to them...now that is openminded liberal thinking if i ever saw it.
at least you had the oppurtunity to grow,unlike them,yet you are doing what you accuse them of...drips of irony.

sorry if that came across as harsh...i suggest you move to an enclave of like minded folk...but be careful you dont end up as what you mock.

at the least,you will be happier.

i have no clue why i responded and why it miffed me..your comment...just did..i apologise.

Wow...you're actually really pretty. I approve! :p Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Beautiful eyes too. What did you say your background was?

Anyway, not that you asked...but I feel obligated since you showed me yours..

Heres me:

http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=resizedmemx7.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=resizedmemx7.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1ck4.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1224bx3.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4072/picture1245ka0.th.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1245ka0.jpg)

I have light blonde hair, eyes that are deep green/light brown/hazel/with dark blue rings around the edge...depending on the day and stand about 6'4.

Tell me what you think.:)
Oh this brings back great memories of how you lost to a cartoon.

:p

Rightous snippage
I'd tap dat.

:eek:

Husker Du to the rescue.

:cool:

Yeah dude..I'm not finding it...All I can see is Ruffino's spammy shit.:p
I don't spam!

Heh! I'm getting a one-way ticket out of here someday.

^^ And I'd certainly take you up on the offer. XD Jesus Christ it's Friday night and I'm sitting at home on the Internet, how pathetic is that? Granted, I just had teeth removed and my face is swollen up, but still.
Well, I'm tired because I'm jet lagged from my flight from California back home..so thats my excuse.

And I got my wisdom teeth out a few weeks ago, I didnt swell up at all.:)

Oh this brings back great memories of how you lost to a cartoon.

:p
Shut up, Ruffy! *cock-slaps Ruffino*

I don't spam!
Well you certainly have a funny way of not spamming.:p

Shut up, Ruffy! *cock-slaps Ruffino*
:eek:
Well you certainly have a funny way of not spamming.:p
Lies!

Hey, while I'm feeling random, what happened to Corny?

you should probably move then.

belittling them is as productive as them belittling you..sounds like a bad match to me...

as well traveled as you say,you should realize that people that are different then you are not automatically inferior to you...but you know that dont you...just the people around you are i suppose.

kind of ironic...you say you are singled out because you are well traveled and up on fashion,but the damn locals demean me..then you turn around and do the same thing to them...now that is openminded liberal thinking if i ever saw it.
at least you had the oppurtunity to grow,unlike them,yet you are doing what you accuse them of...drips of irony.

sorry if that came across as harsh...i suggest you move to an enclave of like minded folk...but be careful you dont end up as what you mock.

at the least,you will be happier.

i have no clue why i responded and why it miffed me..your comment...just did..i apologise.


It's not belittling. I guess it's more of a matter that they're one way, and I'm another way. I don't say or do anything mean to them, it'd be a hopeless cause; but I mean, there are more people like me when I go other places where there are more people total. But I understand what you're saying. Like, there's nothing WRONG with the way they do things; it's just that I don't want to do things that way, and I don't see what they're laughing at all the time.

:eek:

Lies!

Hey, while I'm feeling random, what happened to Corny?
Didnt he go away for a while to spend loads of time with his woman but not get his penis played with because hes too holy for that?:confused: :p

Didnt he go away for a while to spend loads of time with his woman but not get his penis played with because hes too holy for that?:confused: :p

I guess... That man has some issues.

I guess... That man has some issues.
Why?
Hes a bit too religious for me, but I'd rather have him be a little more religious than what comforts me than be left wing. Atleast hes a good conservative and supporter of Israel.:)

Hes a good guy, just likes his Jesus...and whatever, if that makes him feel like a better person, he should go ahead and do that.

Didnt he go away for a while to spend loads of time with his woman but not get his penis played with because hes too holy for that?:confused: :p
Hrm.

Baby Jesus loves him.

Why?
Hes a bit too religious for me, but I'd rather have him be a little more religious than what comforts me than be left wing. Atleast hes a good conservative and supporter of Israel.:)

Hes a good guy, just likes his Jesus...and whatever, if that makes him feel like a better person, he should go ahead and do that.
He told me and several other that he will pray for us and that he fells bad for us because we don't believe in god! :eek: :( :rolleyes:

And he turns to name calling in debates!!1

He's just a lil too hardcore, for me.

I just haven't seen him in a while.

Oh, well...then, I'll take your word for it.:)
And by the way, I LIVE for girls playing with my hair and stroking their fingers through it. I almost drip pre-cum at the thought of it.:p


Also, I thought you were gay?

1: Whenever I get a digital camera, I'll take pics.

2: Now, where the hell did that come from? :p

1: Whenever I get a digital camera, I'll take pics.

2: Now, where the hell did that come from? :p

Well, you were talking about how you loved the girls doing _____....and I always thought you were gay so it struck me as odd. Are you gay?

Shananigans!

Wow...you're actually really pretty. I approve! :p Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Beautiful eyes too. What did you say your background was?

Anyway, not that you asked...but I feel obligated since you showed me yours..

Heres me:

http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=resizedmemx7.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=resizedmemx7.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1ck4.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1224bx3.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4072/picture1245ka0.th.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1245ka0.jpg)

I have light blonde hair, eyes that are deep green/light brown/hazel/with dark blue rings around the edge...depending on the day and stand about 6'4.

Tell me what you think.:)
Hey sexy!

asian duh. Best women ever!

I don't spam!
Anymore?

Well, you were talking about how you loved the girls doing _____....and I always thought you were gay so it struck me as odd. Are you gay?

Ah, you must've taken what I said the wrong way.

I was saying that one of the bonuses of my long hair was that girls would stare at me pretty much wherever I went. It was unnerving at first, sure, but a hard look's better than nothing.

Why aren't there any guys like you here? All the guys in my town hate me and think I'm a dork :(

:rolleyes: Either all guys are gay there or or I dont know, I cant excuse such stupidity...You are hot.

A hot chick is a hot chick. Doesn't matter where they're from, or their ethnicity. Although some accents are admittedly more sexy than others.

What type of girls are the most attractive?
Actually, although I voted "Latinas," there are beautiful women in almost every nation and race on the planet. Beauty is always universal.

No question Slovenian or Polish Teens/girls/Women Black Hair

No question Slovenian or Polish Teens/girls/Women Black Hair
Oh you are young, i cant say the joke.:(

I voted American, though I think Salma Hayek is the most beautiful woman alive, and she is Latin. I like my women a lil' trailer trashy (Jaime Pressly) and American women seem to pull that off better then the others!!!

Ah, you must've taken what I said the wrong way.

I was saying that one of the bonuses of my long hair was that girls would stare at me pretty much wherever I went. It was unnerving at first, sure, but a hard look's better than nothing.
Ohhh, ok.

So you are gay?

Hey sexy!
Awww, thank you.:)

Ohhh, ok.

So you are gay?

You rock, man. That's the first time I've laughed today, so you're getting a box of cookies.

*hands*

You rock, man. That's the first time I've laughed today, so you're getting a box of cookies.

*hands*

*is confused* There is neither confirmation nor denial in this statement!

*is confused* There is neither confirmation nor denial in this statement!

Oh, you guys want rock-solid confirmation, eh?

Well, I'm not. I mean, it should've been obvious...

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Tomb_Raider_26.JPG

'nuff said.

Would you guys believe there is a whole website dedicated to just having pictures of women with guns? It's the most amazing thing I've ever discovered on the internet.

I like my women like I like my meat: chopped up and stored in the freezer.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I like sexy women.

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Tomb_Raider_26.JPG

'nuff said.

Would you guys believe there is a whole website dedicated to just having pictures of women with guns? It's the most amazing thing I've ever discovered on the internet.

Angelina Jolie? You've gotta be kidding me...

Probably Arabic or Arabic-looking girls. They're generally very attractive, being quite a good laugh to talk to as well as mostly being quite pretty.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I like sexy women.

Yeah, but you're the guy who linked those pics of women who looked like they were crack whores.

Remember that one? I spotted the vericose veins all over her legs, and the apparent knife wound near her elbow.

Angelina Jolie? You've gotta be kidding me...

Not particularly. I was just having a hard time sorting through all the thousands of pictures of women using guns, and since I didn't want to be at it all night, I picked something near the top of the list.

Not particularly. I was just having a hard time sorting through all the thousands of pictures of women using guns, and since I didn't want to be at it all night, I picked something near the top of the list.

Good, good. Her face just reminds me of a butt.

Good, good. Her face just reminds me of a butt.

Then again, being at it all night wouldn't exactly be a *bad* thing...

Yeah, but you're the guy who linked those pics of women who looked like they were crack whores.

Remember that one? I spotted the vericose veins all over her legs, and the apparent knife wound near her elbow.

I don't remember that. I believe you though. How could I not believe you Potarius :fluffle:

Then again, being at it all night wouldn't exactly be a *bad* thing...

There are so many possible meanings to this that I don't even know where to begin.

There are so many possible meanings to this that I don't even know where to begin.

Being ambiguous allows the imagination to speculate, which conjures up far more terrible things than I could ever conceive of saying.

Adeiu.

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Tomb_Raider_26.JPG

'nuff said.

Would you guys believe there is a whole website dedicated to just having pictures of women with guns? It's the most amazing thing I've ever discovered on the internet.
Two fetishes for the price of one!

Gun fetishism and Women With Guns fetishism!

Hurrah or something...

Two fetishes for the price of one!

Gun fetishism and Women With Guns fetishism!

Hurrah or something...
No woman fetishism?

Angelina totally looks like Michael Keaton from that angle.

Personaly, having no offense to anyone here I think this thread is retarded and sexist, you people make it sound as though women are simply beings to induce pleasure well, there not, no shit.

Personaly, having no offense to anyone here I think this thread is retarded and sexist, you people make it sound as though women are simply beings to induce pleasure well, there not, no shit.
Pfft, of course not. They cook and clean too.

Pfft, of course not. They cook and clean too.
Women also swim upstream to mate. Not many people know that.

you people make it sound as though women are simply beings to induce pleasure well

No, they don't.

Personaly, having no offense to anyone here I think this thread is retarded and sexist, you people make it sound as though women are simply beings to induce pleasure well, there not, no shit.

You know, because being called retarded and sexist is not insulting in the least.

Would you prefer a thread about what type of girls lead the most personally satisfying lives?

No woman fetishism?
I don't know that men liking women is a fetish, really...

Personaly, having no offense to anyone here I think this thread is retarded and sexist, you people make it sound as though women are simply beings to induce pleasure well, there not, no shit.


Ooooh, so you're one of those don't call me a chick chiks?

Ooooh, so you're one of those don't call me a chick chiks?

what, lesbians?

what, lesbians?

Not all lesbians are averse to being called "chicks".

Not all lesbians are averse to being called "chicks".

only the ugly ones.

Oh, you guys want rock-solid confirmation, eh?

Well, I'm not. I mean, it should've been obvious...

No, I really thought you were gay. Didnt you use to be that very, very left wing gay guy with blonde hair and blue eyes????:confused: Or am I confusing you with someone else?
You rock, man. That's the first time I've laughed today, so you're getting a box of cookies.

*hands*
:confused:

only the ugly ones.

Not even close.

Pfft, of course not. They cook and clean too.
My woman makes good potroast.

only the ugly ones.
Are you badmouthing Lesbians?
*puts on steel capped boots*

Are you badmouthing Lesbians?
*puts on steel capped boots*
*pulls down boxers*

*gets out lotion*

*pulls down boxers*

*gets out lotion*
"Won't he mind you pulling down his boxers?"
*shrugs*
*kicks*
"You can use the lotion now if you want."
:cool:

"Won't he mind you pulling down his boxers?"
*shrugs*
*kicks*
"You can use the lotion now if you want."
:cool:
It wasnt his boxers I was pulling down, it was mine and it was in response to getting ready to see lesbian in steel in action.;)

Angelina is a man!

The sleeper must awake + get shorn.

(+1)
Not for a whole week!:)

Decorative value? o_O

Surely there's more to a woman's worth than how she looks dangling off your arm at some function or another?
Yep, the cooking and cleaning!
o_O

I hate that attitude :(
What else could a woman do?;)

What else could a woman do?;)

You're tying to make me mad, aren't you :|

You're tying to make me mad, aren't you :|
No, just a bit pouty.;)
Women can brighten up a room with their beauty.

No, just a bit pouty.;)
Women can brighten up a room with their beauty.

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Nooooooooooooo!
Don't die.:(
*Resusitates*;)

you people make it sound as though women are simply beings to induce pleasure well, the[y']re not, no shit.There's nothing 'simply' about it. Inducing pleasure is one of the great virtues any thing or person (man or woman) can have. Tintellating any sense, common or otherwise.
It's only insulting if you take a narrow view of what is pleasurable. Intellectual endeavours can be most pleasing. Arguably we wouldn't have evolved such large brains if it weren't.

No, I really thought you were gay. Didnt you use to be that very, very left wing gay guy with blonde hair and blue eyes????:confused: Or am I confusing you with someone else?

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1: I used to be a very, very Left-wing guy with blonde hair and blue eyes. I was never gay, though.

2: Sorry, I thought you were just being sarcastic there. :p