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Boys are always in a hurry, eh? :p Well, you've got to start somewhere :)

Sensual even *nods* :p

Not all of us.

And it would seem so.;):p

True. But just a tip (ha!) for all those guys and girls out there who have yet to kiss and be kissed: tongue is fine, but try to take it slow - not so much with the slobbery, stabby style, m'kay?


I once had a girlfriend who used to literally suck on my tongue during a kiss.

True. But just a tip (ha!) for all those guys and girls out there who have yet to kiss and be kissed: tongue is fine, but try to take it slow - not so much with the slobbery, stabby style, m'kay?
Thanks for the tip.;)

True. But just a tip (ha!) for all those guys and girls out there who have yet to kiss and be kissed: tongue is fine, but try to take it slow - not so much with the slobbery, stabby style, m'kay?

Damn, here i thought women liked it when you drooled on them. I'll have to reevaluate my entire life's philosophy.

I once had a girlfriend who used to literally suck on my tongue during a kiss.
What's wrong with that? <.<

Thanks for the tip.;)
I didn't slip you...oh, you're welcome. :p

True. But just a tip (ha!) for all those guys and girls out there who have yet to kiss and be kissed: tongue is fine, but try to take it slow - not so much with the slobbery, stabby style, m'kay?
I agree... Warming up with some "light" kissing before moving on to the heavy tounge-action seems to worke quite well :)

Don't be in too much of a hurry - Make her come back for more. Do it right and she won't be in a hurry to get home before her bedtime :p

Damn, here i thought women liked it when you drooled on them. I'll have to reevaluate my entire life's philosophy.
Nah, you just have to fix your prepositions. See, we like to be drooled over. On - not so much. :p

The poet
62 aggressiveness, 58 romanticness, 46 horniness, 68 confidence
Similar to the Fabio...you'll be romantic, but you will go over the top. Reading poetry face to face, writing a song, announcing to everyone how you feel.
I'm Fabio. lawl.

I agree... Warming up with some "light" kissing before moving on to the heavy tounge-action seems to worke quite well :)

Don't be in too much of a hurry - Make her come back for more. Do it right and she won't be in a hurry to get home before her bedtime :p
*insert nodding smiley that I can't access right now*

What's wrong with that? <.<


Oh, I never said there was anything wrong with it. :D But I did tell her that if she sucked too hard, she might sprain my tongue, and then I wouldn't be able to... ;)

What's wrong with that? <.<
IS there anything wrong with that? In the right setting at least? :p

Nah, you just have to fix your prepositions. See, we like to be drooled over. On - not so much. :p

Ah HA, I see. A grammar inspired faux pas.

I didn't slip you...oh, you're welcome. :p
Yes, well...thank you for that, too.;):p

Oh, I never said there was anything wrong with it. :D But I did tell her that if she sucked too hard, she might sprain my tongue, and then I wouldn't be able to... ;) Good thinking. :p

IS there anything wrong with that? In the right setting at least? :p As long as you don't suck too hard, I don't think so. Sucking too hard hurts, though. >.< And then, well, see what Maineiacs said. :p

Good thinking. :p

As long as you don't suck too hard, I don't think so. Sucking too hard hurts, though. >.< And then, well, see what Maineiacs said. :p
*takes notes*

*takes notes*
Oh, I'm sure common sense is all that's needed. ;)

Oh, I'm sure common sense is all that's needed. ;)
Actually, I was hoping you'd advise me with special techniques.;)

Actually, I was hoping you'd advise me with special techniques.;)
Er... no. :p

Actually, I was hoping you'd advise me with special techniques.;)

Well we can begin with...the swirl.

10 points if anyone gets that.

Well we can begin with...the swirl.

10 points if anyone gets that.
0 points for me, then. :(

I don't need a test to tell me how good I am.
I don't have a huge ego - there are very few things that I'm genuinely an expert at. Kissing just happens to be one of them. :D

I don't need a test to tell me how good I am.
I don't have a huge ego - there are very few things that I'm genuinely an expert at. Kissing just happens to be one of them. :D
Well let's see then:

*Kisses Halandra*


....

mmmmm


...


*Smack*


Yup, you're alright.

Well let's see then:

*Kisses Halandra*


....

mmmmm


...


*Smack*


Yup, you're alright.
Hey! I've been bragging here before and nobody came to test it. *mopes* :p

Hey! I've been bragging here before and nobody came to test it. *mopes* :p
Oh, sorry. I hope it's not to late to muphl

*Kisses Whereyouthinkyougoing*

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....mmmmmmmmmmmM!

........!

*Smuhphubl*

Oh... My ... GOD!!

*Lights cigarette*
*Faints*

Oh, sorry. I hope it's not to late to muphl

*Kisses Whereyouthinkyougoing*

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....mmmmmmmmmmmM!

........!

*Smuhphubl*

Oh... My ... GOD!!

*Lights cigarette*
*Faints*

Oh my God, how cute are you? :fluffle: :p That *really* made me laugh out loud. Especially the "phlbmlbl"s. :D
Oh, and I love how you managed to quickly light that cigarette before fainting. Gotta admire the determination. :p

I should totally sig that. :p

0 points for me, then. :(

Seinfeld reference....

Hey! I've been bragging here before and nobody came to test it. *mopes* :p

!

How YOU doin?

Oh my God, how cute are you? :fluffle: :p That *really* made me laugh out loud. Especially the "phlbmlbl"s. :D
Oh, and I love how you managed to quickly light that cigarette before fainting. Gotta admire the determination. :p

I should totally sig that. :p
*blushes* Thank you - glad you liked it. :fluffle:

And if it was half as good for you as it was for me... :p

Tried to keep my cool, light the cigarette and pretend like this was a usual event. Nearly pulled it off too. ;)

BTW: Feel free to edit it a bit if you want to sig it, it seems to break the page for some reason - and maybe you'd like to reduce the size too :)

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How YOU doin? :p

And if it was half as good for you as it was for me... :p

Tried to keep my cool, light the cigarette and pretend like this was a usual event. Nearly pulled it off too. ;)
Sure did. Impressive composure that was. Especially since we both know how earthshattering my kisses are. :p

Oh, and turns out the sig kinda edits its own size. How convenient.


PS: You weren't too shabby either. Almost forgot to add that. Why, one could almost think my ego was too big. But nah, that couldn't possibly be it. :p

:p

Sure did. Impressive composure that was. Especially since we both know how earthshattering my kisses are. :p

Oh, and turns out the sig kinda edits its own size. How convenient.

PS: You weren't too shabby either. Almost forgot to add that. Why, one could almost think my ego was too big. But nah, that couldn't possibly be it. :p
Why thank you - and no problem, I understand, anybody would be a bit disoriented after something like that... *Phew* :p

You've come a long way and learned a lot since you were 14 years old, I'd say! :D

Give me some sugar, baby!

Why thank you - and no problem, I understand, anybody would be a bit disoriented after something like that... *Phew* :p Ooh, someone's getting cocky. :D

You've come a long way and learned a lot since you were 14 years old, I'd say! :D Well, I'd hope so, seeing how that was ZOMG 19 years ago >.<... :p

Ooh, someone's getting cocky. :D
Well it does take two to tango ;)
Though I was really thinking about something along the lines of "If it was half as disorienting for you as it was for me...", but I'll go with cocky. It sounds better :p

Well, I'd hope so, seeing how that was ZOMG 19 years ago >.<... :p
It was? I remember it as if it was yesterday...

*cough*
I mean, yeah! ;) And you've experienced and learned quite a bit since then I imagine.

Well it does take two to tango ;)
Though I was really thinking about something along the lines of "If it was half as disorienting for you as it was for me...", but I'll go with cocky. It sounds better :p Oh, shush, you were just being disoriented by that fancy font and all those "INDENT"s. ;)
It was? I remember it as if it was yesterday...

*cough* :eek: H., is that you?! Why, I see you took care of that slobbering tongue problem. Good on you. :p
And you've experienced and learned quite a bit since then I imagine. A lady never kisses and tells. ;)

Oh, shush, you were just being disoriented by that fancy font and all those "INDENT"s. ;)
Happens easily. Oh, look at the nice Font and the strange Indent! :p

:eek: H., is that you?! Why, I see you took care of that slobbering tongue problem. Good on you. :p
:cool: I've learned from the best :p

A lady never kisses and tells. ;)
:eek:
Guess I'm no lady then - after all, I've been telling y'all about "My kissable life" :)

A lady never kisses and tells. ;)
Hm...
Seems like I've never kissed a lady before then... :p

Sex bomb
sex bomb

On the Sex one:"You're kinda cute!"
You are 50 fuckable!
Ok, so you can attract a few people. But, don't get too cocky. I said a few! Not many people have erotic thoughts about you. Perhaps it's because you're too hard-to-get. Ya know, have high standards and live in a fantasy of everything being perfect and grand. Well, it's not that way, sweetie! Perhaps it's because you're too shy. Ya know, shy can be cute, but it can also be annoying. If you're always nervous and insecure, it's hard to see you as much else. Be bold! Be sexy!

Damn! Why can't I be sexy like the rest of the girls! I already know that men don't find me attractive; do I need to be reminded?

Thanks for the tip.;)


"A little game called 'just the tip', just to see how it feels..."

gotta love Wedding Crashers..

On the Sex one:"You're kinda cute!"
You are 50 fuckable!
Ok, so you can attract a few people. But, don't get too cocky. I said a few! Not many people have erotic thoughts about you. Perhaps it's because you're too hard-to-get. Ya know, have high standards and live in a fantasy of everything being perfect and grand. Well, it's not that way, sweetie! Perhaps it's because you're too shy. Ya know, shy can be cute, but it can also be annoying. If you're always nervous and insecure, it's hard to see you as much else. Be bold! Be sexy!

Damn! Why can't I be sexy like the rest of the girls! I already know that men don't find me attractive; do I need to be reminded?

Aww...don't feel bad! I'm a girl and I got about a 2.

Aww...don't feel bad! I'm a girl and I got about a 2.
Ah, the test is flawed anyway :)
(If you've seen her pics you know what I'm talking about...) ;)

Ah, the test is flawed anyway :)
(If you've seen her pics you know what I'm talking about...) ;)

It's definitely a flawed test. Most of the questions didn't seem to have anything to do with how attractive one was. Mostly it seemed to be about attitudes towards sex.

It's definitely a flawed test. Most of the questions didn't seem to have anything to do with how attractive one was. Mostly it seemed to be about attitudes towards sex.
That's so it doesn't destroy the hopes and dreams of your average regualr interweb user.

¬_¬

EDIT: Oh, and it's all to do with personality. Yes.

Ahem.

Ah, the test is flawed anyway :)
(If you've seen her pics you know what I'm talking about...) ;)

Mmmph. I hardly scraped my way to 7th place in the Sexiest Woman on NS thread! Guys in RL have a tendancy not to find me attractive. I'm the creepy girl who spends too much time in the drama room.

That's so it doesn't destroy the hopes and dreams of your average regualr interweb user.

¬_¬

EDIT: Oh, and it's all to do with personality. Yes.

Ahem.

The questions had barely anything to do with personality. I would have scored higher than a 2 if it had. I maintain that I would have scored higher than a 2 if it were based on actual attractiveness, possibly even as high as 5, or maybe even 10.

Er... no. :p
Oh, fine. I'll just have to learn the hard way.

Mmmph. I hardly scraped my way to 7th place in the Sexiest Woman on NS thread! Guys in RL have a tendancy not to find me attractive. I'm the creepy girl who spends too much time in the drama room.
You might not agree with me, but I don't think of that as a bad result. :)

And you certainly don't look creepy, that's all I can say on that matter.

Mmmph. I hardly scraped my way to 7th place in the Sexiest Woman on NS thread! Guys in RL have a tendancy not to find me attractive. I'm the creepy girl who spends too much time in the drama room.


You say that as if it's a bad thing. Anyway, If you say guys don't find you attractive, you need to stop hanging around blind guys.

Hm...
Seems like I've never kissed a lady before then... :p
Gentlemen don't either.:p

...........

So that leaves.....Sheep!:eek::p

You say that as if it's a bad thing. Anyway, If you say guys don't find you attractive, you need to stop hanging around blind guys.

What's wrong with being blind? I don't hang around many guys, as it is. Mostly just gay ones (there is a negative truth about the drama room). Not that gay guys are bad. They just don't find me attractive...

On the Sex one:"You're kinda cute!"
You are 50 fuckable!
Ok, so you can attract a few people. But, don't get too cocky. I said a few! Not many people have erotic thoughts about you. Perhaps it's because you're too hard-to-get. Ya know, have high standards and live in a fantasy of everything being perfect and grand. Well, it's not that way, sweetie! Perhaps it's because you're too shy. Ya know, shy can be cute, but it can also be annoying. If you're always nervous and insecure, it's hard to see you as much else. Be bold! Be sexy!

Damn! Why can't I be sexy like the rest of the girls! I already know that men don't find me attractive; do I need to be reminded?
Ha! You have lower self-esteem than I do, yet you're more fuckable....hmmm....

What's wrong with being blind? I don't hang around many guys, as it is. Mostly just gay ones (there is a negative truth about the drama room). Not that gay guys are bad. They just don't find me attractive...



Well, there are few of us staight guys in theater. The only thing you really have to watch out for when dealing with actors is you need to make sure there's enough room in a relationship for three: you, him, and his ego. :D

What's wrong with being blind? I don't hang around many guys, as it is. Mostly just gay ones (there is a negative truth about the drama room). Not that gay guys are bad. They just don't find me attractive...
Hmmm... A clue...

Well, there are few of us staight guys in theater. The only thing you really have to watch out for when dealing with actors is you need to make sure there's enough room in a relationship for three: you, him, and his ego. :D
Isn't that how it works with any guy?:D:p

Hmmm... A clue...

A clue to what?

Isn't that how it works with any guy?:D:p

Oh ho! Actors are worse. Mind you, I am a Soprano, so I can't even talk about ego.

Q: How do sopranos defy the laws of metaphysics?
A: The Centre of the Universe shifts with each step they take.

Oh ho! Actors are worse. Mind you, I am a Soprano, so I can't even talk about ego.

Q: How do sopranos defy the laws of metaphysics?
A: The Centre of the Universe shifts with each step they take.
Pfft! You clearly have not met me.:cool:

Oh ho! Actors are worse. Mind you, I am a Soprano, so I can't even talk about ego.

There's something worse than the ego of a male actor.

The ego of a male director....I say this being male, and having been a director.

There's something worse than the ego of a male actor.

The ego of a male director....I say this being male, and having been a director.

Ah! Yes, yes, so true. Have you thrown a chair at anyone yet?

Ah! Yes, yes, so true. Have you thrown a chair at anyone yet?

I have never resorted to physical violence.

I have THREATENED physical violence many, many times.

I have never resorted to physical violence.

I have THREATENED physical violence many, many times.

And I have been threatened by physical violence many, many times. I've been smacked on the head with a rolled-up notebook a few times, too.

There's something worse than the ego of a male actor.

The ego of a male director....I say this being male, and having been a director.


And the more hats they wear, the worse it is.

And I have been threatened by physical violence many, many times. I've been smacked on the head with a rolled-up notebook a few times, too.

Did he do it yelling "bad dog!" ?

I have never assaulted anyone....cept verbally. In that I'm a bastard.

Did he do it yelling "bad dog!" ?

I have never assaulted anyone....cept verbally. In that I'm a bastard.

No. His word is "Dingbat!"

No. His word is "Dingbat!"

hehe, never used that one. Though let us not pretend that it's only the directors that are the bad ones. I've certainly had my share of actresses who just made me sigh, shake my head, and walk away slowly.

No. His word is "Dingbat!"
Over the moon.. meathead.

...?

Bwahhh?!

hehe, never used that one. Though let us not pretend that it's only the directors that are the bad ones. I've certainly had my share of actresses who just made me sigh, shake my head, and walk away slowly.

They must be Altos. Sopranos are, by definition, amazing.

They must be Altos. Sopranos are, by definition, amazing.

I don't do musical theater, mainly because of my total lack of talent in all things musical.

But if you've ever heard shakespeare done in a VERY strong south jersey accent...you'd have the same reaction.

I don't do musical theater, mainly because of my total lack of talent in all things musical.

But if you've ever heard shakespeare done in a VERY strong south jersey accent...you'd have the same reaction.

I shudder at the thought.

I shudder at the thought.

I shuddered at the moment, it was...unpleasant. She only had one line though and...well...what can I say, she looked good in the costume...

I've had people shudder at the thought of kissing me....[/on-topic]

Oh, sorry. I hope it's not to late to muphl

*Kisses Whereyouthinkyougoing*

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....mmmmmmmmmmmM!

........!

*Smuhphubl*

Oh... My ... GOD!!

*Lights cigarette*
*Faints*
Aw... and all I get is smacked? Ah well. I tend to have that effect way too often. -_-

I don't do musical theater, mainly because of my total lack of talent in all things musical.

But if you've ever heard shakespeare done in a VERY strong south jersey accent...you'd have the same reaction.


"Yo, t'be or not t'be. That is F---in' question."

or

"Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?"
"Hey, I got your sting right here, lady."

Damnit. Threads these days really suck.