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Thanks to the internet you can share sex with everyone, too.

Don't try to email me your fluids though.

Meh...Laughter's overrated. I lost the ability to truly laugh a long time ago, and I'm still OK...for the most part.

:p < :fluffle:

Completely and thoroughly a very hard decision, but in the end I decided that if I went without sex I wouldn't laugh anyway. I'd become one enormous flaming ball of bitchiness.

Wait... that sentence changed as I was typing it! I was going to pick laughter! :eek:
Sexy laughter it is.
*jots down notes*

Or was that laughing sex?

:eek:!


I never liked sex anyway. <.<
:(
Jesus ... wept.
*face explodes*

:(

*face explodes*
Heh. Need a bit of help, Post Master Straughn. Know of any good smirking smilies?

Heh. Need a bit of help, Post Master Straughn. Know of any good smirking smilies?
Smirking? I just may, hey!!!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/013.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/025.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/075.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/1049.gif

Maybe one of those. If not, there's more.

Smirking? I just may, hey!!!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/013.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/025.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/075.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/1049.gif

Maybe one of those. If not, there's more.
Hmm...nope, none of those quite capture the mood. Something arrogant, yet classy.

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3963/icontwisted1kr.gif

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3963/icontwisted1kr.gif
:confused:

:confused:


smirk...a smile expressing smugness or scorn instead of pleasure

although that smiley is more schadenfreude than smirk

Hmm...nope, none of those quite capture the mood. Something arrogant, yet classy.
M'kay ... hold on ...
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/611.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/756.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1195.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/117.gif

One of those might do more appropriately.

smirk...a smile expressing smugness or scorn instead of pleasure

although that smiley is more schadenfreude than smirk
I know what a smirk is, but I find that one to be more malicious than scornful. Smugness is my aim, sir.

I know what a smirk is, but I find that one to be more malicious than scornful. Smugness is my aim, sir.


schadenfreude \SHOD-n-froy-duh\, noun:
A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others.

M'kay ... hold on ...
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/611.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/756.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1195.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/117.gif

One of those might do more appropriately.
Hmm...No, I don't think so. Not smug enough. And too malicious.

schadenfreude \SHOD-n-froy-duh\, noun:
A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others.
The bane of my sixth-grade fame :(
(n/k)

schadenfreude \SHOD-n-froy-duh\, noun:
A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others.
Yes, I know that. Just confirming it was all.

I know what a smirk is, but I find that one to be more malicious than scornful. Smugness is my aim, sir.

Hard to pack much smug in yer saddlebags when you cant find a smirk smiley I reckon;)

The bane of my sixth-grade fame :(
(n/k)
Just sixth? :p

Hmm...No, I don't think so. Not smug enough. And too malicious.
Hard bargain? :(
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu01.gif


http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/593.gif
That one's my fav so far. I've used it many a time ... kinda sleazy, though.

Just sixth? :p
Ah - the word, not the experience!
*televised spelling bee*

Hard to pack much smug in yer saddlebags when you cant find a smirk smiley I reckon;)
Now you see my dilemma.

http://www.thegin-house.com/forum/images/smiles/eusa_hand.gif

Hard bargain? :(
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu01.gif


http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/593.gif
That one's my fav so far. I've used it many a time ... kinda sleazy, though.
Definitely not. I don't think that site has what I need.

M'kay ... hold on ...
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/611.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/756.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1195.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/117.gif

One of those might do more appropriately.
I think you (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/ddc8c5fa.jpg) smirk just well.

I think you (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/ddc8c5fa.jpg) smirk just well.
No, not really. You don't really know smirking.

Ah - the word, not the experience!
*televised spelling bee*

I'll bet the remaining bee-ings schadenfreuded about your failings like crazy

No, not really. You don't really know smirking.
http://blog.622design.com/weblog/images/smirk-tm.jpg
http://www.cs.ubc.ca/nest/imager/contributions/forsey/dragon/browse/Smirk.gif
http://www.raimondospada.org/grafica/smirk.gif
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fjhgjhgjhgjhgj.jpg

I'll bet the remaining bee-ings schadenfreuded about your failings like crazy
Oh, people got a few good laughs that night, but i didn't hear much about it after that aside from some clever limericks and scrawlings in bathroom stalls.

Much smirkitude

*bows low to ubersmirkmeister Ruffy*

We are not worthy master

http://blog.622design.com/weblog/images/smirk-tm.jpg
http://www.cs.ubc.ca/nest/imager/contributions/forsey/dragon/browse/Smirk.gif
http://www.raimondospada.org/grafica/smirk.gif
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fjhgjhgjhgjhgj.jpg
Clearly I was wrong. I think the second link is closest.

*bows low to ubersmirkmeister Ruffy*

We are not worthy master
I'm so stoned.

Anyone who says laughter is either a virgin, or has had really shit roots

Clearly I was wrong. I think the second link is closest.
:D

Anyone who says laughter is either a virgin, or has had really shit roots
I picked funny sex.

Anyone who says laughter is either a virgin, or has had really shit roots
*shuffles up to podium*
Hi, my name is Fascist Dominion, and I am a virgin.

:eek: :p:D

:D
And I thought BritSter was easy! :eek:

I think you (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/ddc8c5fa.jpg) smirk just well.
Agreed. *bows*

Laughter for sure. Life is for ligving after all. And no one could live without a bit of joy..

Sex..well...if its gone, the lust is gone, no problem then.

Life is for living sex is to create life.

And I thought BritSter was easy! :eek:
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:p

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:rolleyes:

Suicide's not an option?

:p
:upyours:

Suicide's not an option?
Indeed.:(

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Anyone who says laughter is either a virgin, or has had really shit roots
nah. But, I figure I lasted 18 years without sex. I couldnt've lasted 18 years without laughter. Not that I'd want to give up either, but if it had to be one...laughter has much more power than sex, I think.

:upyours:
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/atomrofl.gif

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/atomrofl.gif
^_^

nah. But, I figure I lasted 18 years without sex. I couldnt've lasted 18 years without laughter. Not that I'd want to give up either, but if it had to be one...laughter has much more power than sex, I think.
I made it...*runs out of fingers to count on*....fifteen years without laughter, or much emotion at all, for that matter. Eighteen without sex, and it seems that number's gonna keep climbing.

^_^
:)

http://www.sonjaswette.com/index_en.html
This guy is a bitch.:)

http://www.sonjaswette.com/index_en.html
This guy is a bitch.:)
Umm...you're a bitch!
*kicks your shin and runs off*

I gotta say laughter, because without it... well, let's just say people would get to depressed to even think about sex!

I gotta say laughter, because without it... well, let's just say people would get to depressed to even think about sex!
*depresses you anyway*

hmm you wouldnt want laughter with sex now would you, you need them seperate

Umm...you're a bitch!
*kicks your shin and runs off*
*Goes to bed*

Laughter... How many times do I laugh a day? How often do I have sex? No contest.

If you could either go the rest of you life without sex or without laughter which 1 would you KEEP? Which is you biggest priority. Its a tricky 1.
I would go without sex. It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I have gone without both before (at different times) and I got suicidal with the no laughter, it's the logical choice.

Besides I laugh a lot more than I have sex anyway. ;)

Easy choice. The main thing is fun - everything else comes afterwards.

The entire universe, including (especially) sex, is funny. Therefore laughter trumps.

*Goes to bed*
*smothers you with your pillow, then catches the next flight to Indonesia*

I would go without sex. It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I have gone without both before (at different times) and I got suicidal with the no laughter, it's the logical choice.

Besides I laugh a lot more than I have sex anyway. ;)
It's the foot, isn't it? You'll have to remedy that as soon as you're recovered enough.;)

If you could either go the rest of you life without sex or without laughter which 1 would you KEEP? Which is you biggest priority. Its a tricky 1.
laughter, it's more fun.

laughter, it's more fun.
But not as fun-ny. :p

But not as fun-ny. :p
and

IT DOESNT FEEL AS GOOD


:headbang:

and

IT DOESNT FEEL AS GOOD


:headbang:
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and

IT DOESNT FEEL AS GOOD


:headbang:
lucky you
i guess

lucky you
i guess
She lies!