sex or laughter?
If you could either go the rest of you life without sex or without laughter which 1 would you KEEP? Which is you biggest priority. Its a tricky 1.
Yootopia
11-07-2006, 10:41
If you could either go the rest of you life without sex or without laughter which 1 would you KEEP? Which is you biggest priority. Its a tricky 1.
Does masturbation count as sex?
If not, it's an easy choice...
At the moment, it's rather tricky.
Peisandros
11-07-2006, 10:41
Laughter.. Only just though.
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 10:42
both together is preferable .. it's all about the fun
if i HAD to choose... i'd choose sex
what can I say *shrug*
Cabra West
11-07-2006, 10:42
Choose??? You mean I'd have to have sex without a little bit of laughter and giggling? That's pointless....
So I'll choose laughter.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-07-2006, 10:46
Would I just lose the ability to laugh or would I also lose any sense of humour?
Also - laughing only or giggling etc. too?
you would lose your sense of humour
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-07-2006, 10:50
you would lose your sense of humour
:eek:!
I never liked sex anyway. <.<
Peisandros
11-07-2006, 10:52
::eek:!
I never liked sex anyway. <.<
That's not what you told me... :rolleyes:
:p
:eek:!
I never liked sex anyway. <.<
You were faking it?!?!?!?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-07-2006, 10:54
:
That's not what you told me... :rolleyes:
:p
You were faking it?!?!?!?
*points and laughs (because she can!)* :p
Cabra West
11-07-2006, 10:54
:eek:!
I never liked sex anyway. <.<
I don't believe you, honey :D
British Stereotypes
11-07-2006, 10:54
you would lose your sense of humour
:eek:
But...but... *implodes*
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 10:55
If I lost my sense of humour I might lose sex anyway...
A sense of humour, however, has managed to get me by since the sex well dried up (wow-that's a horrible metaphor...), so I have to go with laughter.
Sex without laughter means that I'm a character in an Antonioni movie...which would eventually mean I'd snap an play air tennis while the credits roll...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-07-2006, 11:02
I don't believe you, honey :D
<.<
*laughs a bit to distract from the awkwardness* :p
Peisandros
11-07-2006, 11:02
*points and laughs (because she can!)* :p
You know it's true.. :D
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 11:04
I'd have to keep the laughter. Keeping sex isn't any good if you dont' get any anyway.:p
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 11:06
<.<
*laughs a bit to distract from the awkwardness* :p
Oh, for a moment I thought you were laughing at me. :p
Cabra West
11-07-2006, 11:12
I'd have to keep the laughter. Keeping sex isn't any good if you dont' get any anyway.:p
*lol
Very good point. And if all that's left to you is serious sex, that's not much fun either. :D
And if all that's left to you is serious sex, that's not much fun either. :D
*Does best Nazi impersonation*
Vee ist not here to have zee fun! Vee is here to copulate!
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 11:19
*lol
Very good point. And if all that's left to you is serious sex, that's not much fun either. :D
I may be inexprienced, but I never thought there was such a thing as seriuos sex.;)
I may be inexprienced, but I never thought there was such a thing as seriuos sex.;)
It's all fun and games 'til baby makes 3
Weirdonis
11-07-2006, 11:24
serious sex....like...u know...doing it with the straight face of the terminator...iiiki
Weirdonis
11-07-2006, 11:25
and when u "terminate" u go...hasta la vista baby...and nobody smiles....
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 11:28
I'd have to keep the laughter. Keeping sex isn't any good if you dont' get any anyway.:p
laughter is sexy
.. i'd still keep sex though
or maybe i'd keep laughter, and a vibrator *shrug*
If you choose sex, what do you have when you get horribly old and nobody wants it from you? Neither.
Also, you can enjoy laughter in public, in full daylight.
And exactly how would sex be taken away?
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 11:35
If you choose sex, what do you have when you get horribly old and nobody wants it from you? Neither.
Also, you can enjoy laughter in public, in full daylight.
And exactly how would sex be taken away?
genetically engineered to be anotomically ambigious
ken & barbie style
duh.
:D
Erehpsnogov
11-07-2006, 11:38
I'd have to keep the laughter. Keeping sex isn't any good if you dont' get any anyway.:p
I agree
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 11:40
genetically engineered to be anotomically ambigious
ken & barbie style
duh.
:D
Well, at least you get a Corvette and Dream House out of the deal...you know, to make up for whats missing...
genetically engineered to be anotomically ambigious
ken & barbie style
duh.
Okay.
So, I could still have my boobs? And mouth? How about legs, can I keep those? Or would I just get horribly unattractive to ensure 'no sex'?
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 11:42
Well, at least you get a Corvette and Dream House out of the deal...you know, to make up for whats missing...
... and because you're no longer getting any from Ken, you can divorce him, and get twice as much
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 11:42
Okay.
So, I could still have my boobs? And mouth? How about legs, can I keep those? Or would I just get horribly unattractive to ensure 'no sex'?
That's what tequila is for.
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 11:42
Okay.
So, I could still have my boobs? And mouth? How about legs, can I keep those? Or would I just get horribly unattractive to ensure 'no sex'?
oh yeah.. boobs, and limbs.. just not the bits you need for intercourse
which would render a vibrator useless really... so sod it, i vote laughter
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 11:46
... and because you're no longer getting any from Ken, you can divorce him, and get twice as much
Leaving Ken to catch rides in GI Joes' dune buggy and get drunk with Col. Steve Austin. And it always ends with the same drunken jag, "They gave me a bionic everything else...bastards..." I know Steve. Let's call Joe and go back to the residency hotel. Maybe tomorrow will be better. At least we can laugh.
At least we can laugh.
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 11:47
Leaving Ken to catch rides in GI Joes' dune buggy and get drunk with Col. Steve Austin. And it always ends with the same drunken jag, "They gave me a bionic everything else...bastards..." I know Steve. Let's call Joe and go back to the residency hotel. Maybe tomorrow will be better. At least we can laugh.
At least we can laugh.
:D
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 11:59
It's all fun and games 'til baby makes 3
You speak the truth.
you'd still have boobs, and legs but no sex drive at all.
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 12:04
laughter is sexy
.. i'd still keep sex though
or maybe i'd keep laughter, and a vibrator *shrug*
Well, if I was around you'd have both functions in one unit.;)
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 12:06
Well, if I was around you'd have both functions in one unit.;)
ah yes,
but can you vibrate? ;)
Brukkavenskia
11-07-2006, 12:08
Don't be pig
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 12:10
ah yes,
but can you vibrate? ;)
I dunno. Never tried. Care to test that function?;)
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 12:12
I dunno. Never tried. Care to test that function?;)
I'll get back to you on that one
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 12:21
I'll get back to you on that one
Something tells me you won't. :(
:p
Aylestone
11-07-2006, 12:21
As the great John Cleese once said "An Englishman would rather be told he was a bad lover than that he has no sense of humour".
Besides laughing releases endorphins all your life, sex past about 60 doesn't release as much...
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 12:23
Something tells me you won't. :(
:p
:D
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 12:24
As the great John Cleese once said "An Englishman would rather be told he was a bad lover than that he has no sense of humour".
Besides laughing releases endorphins all your life, sex past about 60 doesn't release as much...
Oh, sure, appeal to an expert. :p
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 12:27
:D
Unless you have a surprise in store for me....;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-07-2006, 12:34
Don't be pig
Too bad that wasn't your first post - that would have been a rather unique one. :p
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 12:35
I dunno. Never tried. Care to test that function?;)
You'll need one of these (http://www.ultimatewatermassage.com/massage-tool-finger-viberate.htm) and some duct tape. Good luck, you're a braver man than I...
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 13:00
You'll need one of these (http://www.ultimatewatermassage.com/massage-tool-finger-viberate.htm) and some duct tape. Good luck, you're a braver man than I...
Kinky. ;)
Insert Quip Here
11-07-2006, 13:04
I have to choose? But sex is so funny! :p
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 13:10
I have to choose? But sex is so funny! :p
Did I used to date you?
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 13:12
I have to choose? But sex is so funny! :p
And laughter is so sexy. It's a cycle, I know. :(
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:27
You'll need one of these (http://www.ultimatewatermassage.com/massage-tool-finger-viberate.htm) and some duct tape. Good luck, you're a braver man than I...
where do i buy one?
:p
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 13:36
I think I'll have to go with laughter.
How could I live a day without that?
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 13:37
where do i buy one?
:p
Ebay: "Good condition; like new. Used twice. Call Ryan." :D
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:38
I think I'll have to go with laughter.
How could I live a day without that?
...i'm in the middle.. i just dont know
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:38
Ebay: "Good condition; like new. Used twice. Call Ryan." :D
that's just gross
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 13:39
...i'm in the middle.. i just dont know
I didn't have s.x yesterday.
Would have been better with -
but it was livable without.
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:41
I didn't have s.x yesterday.
Would have been better with -
but it was livable without.
True...if i'd had any recently, I'd be saying laughter
.. so i'll go with laughter, and totally change my initial stance on the subject
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 13:44
True...if i'd had any recently, I'd be saying laughter
.. so i'll go with laughter, and totally change my initial stance on the subject
*ponders*
*concludes*
*keeps mouth shut*
:fluffle:
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 13:44
Too hard to choose!
I think I couldn't survive without either of them :(
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:45
*ponders*
*concludes*
*keeps mouth shut*
:fluffle:
*ponders*
*concludes*
*thinks you shouldnt do that*
:fluffle:
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 13:46
*ponders*
*concludes*
*thinks you shouldnt do that*
:fluffle:
:fluffle: *opens mouth*
*checks for the map to that village you mentioned...*
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:46
Too hard to choose!
I think I couldn't survive without either of them :(
well think of it this way
Laughter is generally enjoyable and fun, you wouldnt laugh if you weren't having fun and enjoying yourself
s.x on the other hand can be a total disaster, and not always enjoyable
I'd take lauging though pure enjoyment over possible disapointment - which may make you laugh, but who knows?
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:47
:fluffle: *opens mouth*
*checks for the map to that village you mentioned...*
village of the damned!
Harlesburg
11-07-2006, 13:47
Too hard to choose!
I think I couldn't survive without either of them :(
Wait til you see me naked you'll get both!
Oh wait... crap.:headbang:
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 13:48
village of the damned!
It's the land of the Free and the Easy, sweet
- it's the Home of the Damned.
I can't explain it away - it does not make any sense...
British Stereotypes
11-07-2006, 13:48
Wait til you see me naked you'll get both!
Oh wait... crap.:headbang:
:eek:
Hehe...I'm laughing already! :D:D:D
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:49
It's the land of the Free and the Easy, sweet
- it's the Home of the Damned.
I can't explain it away - it does not make any sense...
You calling me free and easy?
oh wait, i dont live there, my grand mother does....
eew
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 13:51
You calling me free and easy?
oh wait, i dont live there, my grand mother does....
eew
I was quoting a song..
*should be hopping threads*
Cape Carnivale
11-07-2006, 13:51
No-one likes sex. :(
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:51
No-one likes sex. :(
i love sex
can i live without it?.. if i had to
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 13:53
well think of it this way
Laughter is generally enjoyable and fun, you wouldnt laugh if you weren't having fun and enjoying yourself
s.x on the other hand can be a total disaster, and not always enjoyable
I'd take lauging though pure enjoyment over possible disapointment - which may make you laugh, but who knows?
The sex I've had has been at the worse average, at the best mind blowing. I can't say no when it could be that good ;)
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:54
The sex I've had has been at the worse average, at the best mind blowing. I can't say no when it could be that good ;)
you have a valid point
...oh see now i'm all confused again
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 13:54
The sex I've had has been at the worse average, at the best mind blowing. I can't say no when it could be that good ;)
What was the last time laughter didn't rock your world?
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 13:56
Ebay: "Good condition; like new. Used twice. Call Ryan." :D
You just creeped my shit out, and I'm not going to say how.
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 13:56
Wait til you see me naked you'll get both!
Oh wait... crap.:headbang:
Is that a promise? :eek::p;)
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:56
What was the last time laughter didn't rock your world?
but it doesnt blow your mind... or leave you giggling... or wanting more
well it could, but it just doesnt feel as good
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 13:57
but it doesnt blow your mind... or leave you giggling... or wanting more
well it could, but it just doesnt feel as good
Mind you, there was that Dane who died of laughter while watching the first screening of A Fish called Wanda!
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 13:58
What was the last time laughter didn't rock your world?
When I laughed so hard my face turned blue and I couldn't breathe.
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 13:58
When I laughed so hard my face turned blue and I couldn't breathe.
Er, yeah, well - that could happen with sex too.
Not that that would be all that good.
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 13:58
Mind you, there was that Dane who died of laughter while watching the first screening of A Fish called Wanda!
we said 'rock' your world, not bring it crashing down around your ears!
and my brain is once again resting in the gutter
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 14:00
we said 'rock' your world, not bring it crashing down around your ears!
and my brain is once again resting in the gutter
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
*pets achy head*
Harlesburg
11-07-2006, 14:00
Is that a promise? :eek::p;)
:eek:
:eek:
Hehe...I'm laughing already!:D :D :D
:eek: :eek:
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 14:01
*pets achy head*
... lower.....
... stopitstopit
me :mp5:
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 14:02
... lower.....
... stopitstopit
me :mp5:
:fluffle:
*rubs that spot*
Hey - what did I do?
*now looks surprisingly like Bill Clinton*
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 14:03
:fluffle:
*rubs that spot*
Hey - what did I do?
*now looks surprisingly like Bill Clinton*
:fluffle:
what spot
hahaha.. i do not look like Monica thank you very much
Schizoidistan
11-07-2006, 14:04
Laughter is expendable
Bah, I do not laugh a lot anyway.
British Stereotypes
11-07-2006, 14:07
:eek:
:eek: :eek:
Are you just going to stand there looking shocked, or are you going to get nakked?
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 14:07
:fluffle:
what spot
hahaha.. i do not look like Monica thank you very much
I know!
:fluffle:
wherever rubbing it feels best...
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 14:08
I know!
:fluffle:
wherever rubbing it feels best...
oh THAT one... that's ok then, I thought for a minute there you were being rude
;)
:fluffle:
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 14:11
oh THAT one... that's ok then, I thought for a minute there you were being rude
;)
:fluffle:
*gutterminded today*
But you wont see me banging me had to the wall over it! ;)
:fluffle:
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 14:12
*gutterminded today*
But you wont see me banging me had to the wall over it! ;)
:fluffle:
i'm gutterbrained most days.. have you not worked this out already?
psst... lower
:eek: @ me
muwahahahahahaha
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 14:15
i'm gutterbrained most days.. have you not worked this out already?
psst... lower
:eek: @ me
muwahahahahahaha
*munches*
I thought it was just a joke?:eek: :fluffle:
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 14:15
*munches*
I thought it was just a joke?:eek: :fluffle:
lol
Open to interpretation
BogMarsh
11-07-2006, 14:16
lol
Open to interpretation
Indeed it was - is the interpretability not directly related to humour?
*grumble* I must dash - hasta manana I fear
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 14:20
Indeed it was - is the interpretability not directly related to humour?
*grumble* I must dash - hasta manana I fear
Very wise
Ciao for Now then
:fluffle:
Yakdonville
11-07-2006, 14:25
I would chose sex. Why? Becuase eventually you'd run out of air from luaghing. :eek:
[Offtopic] Holy crap! Women on the internet! :eek:
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 14:30
[Offtopic] Holy crap! Women on the internet! :eek:
Yeah, heh...what the hell? Bottles a chick (and may or may not kill me for calling her a chick), Mstreeted, British Stereotypes, Cabra West, Whereyouthinkyougoing, Aelosia...I thought there where no women on the interwebs...am I going to have to start wearing pants and stop belching...god dammit...
Yeah, heh...what the hell? Bottles a chick (and may or may not kill me for calling her a chick), Mstreeted, Bogmarsh, Cabra West, Whereyouthinkyougoing, Aelosia...I thought there where no women on the interwebs...am I going to have to start wearing pants and stop belching...god dammit...
Why Bottle do not like being called a girl?
Cluichstan
11-07-2006, 14:35
Yeah, heh...what the hell? Bottles a chick (and may or may not kill me for calling her a chick), Mstreeted, Bogmarsh, Cabra West, Whereyouthinkyougoing, Aelosia...I thought there where no women on the interwebs...am I going to have to start wearing pants and stop belching...god dammit...
Yeah, that lacy teddy you've got on isn't very becoming. :p
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 14:35
[Offtopic] Holy crap! Women on the internet! :eek:
:eek: Where?!
Freedomstaki
11-07-2006, 14:37
I choose sex because I have a weak sense of humor.
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 14:38
Why Bottle do not like being called a girl?
Well she's grown. But it's not so much that as being called a 'chick.' But I like to think of myself as Milhouse to her Lisa, so if I got things right that wouldn't fit.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-07-2006, 14:41
You just creeped my shit out, and I'm not going to say how.
:eek: :D
Well she's grown. But it's not so much that as being called a 'chick.' But I like to think of myself as Milhouse to her Lisa, so if I got things right that wouldn't fit.
well, can she be called a lady?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-07-2006, 14:44
Yeah, heh...what the hell? Bottles a chick (and may or may not kill me for calling her a chick), Mstreeted, Bogmarsh, Cabra West, Whereyouthinkyougoing, Aelosia...I thought there where no women on the interwebs...am I going to have to start wearing pants and stop belching...god dammit...
ROFL. :D He's not going to like that.
British Stereotypes
11-07-2006, 14:45
ROFL. :D He's not going to like that.
I'm very, very confused right now. :confused:
ROFL. :D He's not going to like that.
Is Bogmarsh a girl? or just another mangina like that Suiko?
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 14:45
well, can she be called a lady?
She can be called all kinds of things. For all I know, really, she doesn't care if I call her a chick or not. Actually, I imagine that what I do or say, even about her, matters so little to her as to be virtually insignifigant. The trials of being a Milhouse.
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 14:47
ROFL. :D He's not going to like that.
D'oh. Got confused. Ah, screw it...I'm still not convinced that you all aren't just something my computer creates to entertain me like some complicated game of Zork...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-07-2006, 14:54
I'm very, very confused right now. :confused:
You are? Hmm, now you're confusing me. But there is no way BogMarsh is a girl, is there?
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 14:54
Is Bogmarsh a girl? or just another mangina like that Suiko?
Bogmarsh is a guy
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-07-2006, 14:55
Bogmarsh is a guy
Thank you! I was starting to think I was suffering from heatstroke or something. :p
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 14:55
Thank you! I thought I was suffering from heatstroke or something. :p
He's deffinatley a man :)
British Stereotypes
11-07-2006, 14:58
You are? Hmm, now you're confusing me. But there is no way BogMarsh is a girl, is there?
Boggie could really be a lesbian I guess. I'm not sure about anything anymore! :confused:
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 15:00
Boggie could really be a lesbian I guess. I'm not sure about anything anymore! :confused:
man
man
man
.. i feel like bambam "bam, bam, bam bam bam"
British Stereotypes
11-07-2006, 15:02
man
man
man
.. i feel like bambam "bam, bam, bam bam bam"
I guess we'll just have to wait until tomorrow for Boggie to clear this up.
I don't believe anything that anyone says anymore! Except Bogmarsh. :rolleyes:
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 15:21
I guess we'll just have to wait until tomorrow for Boggie to clear this up.
I don't believe anything that anyone says anymore! Except Bogmarsh. :rolleyes:
:(
fine
Yeah, heh...what the hell? Bottles a chick (and may or may not kill me for calling her a chick),
The only reason I object to "chick" is because my lab uses hatchling chickens (which really are supposed to be called "chicks") in our research. So it sounds odd to me. But, given the other words that people often use for me, "chick" isn't anything for me to fire up the chainsaw over.
Why Bottle do not like being called a girl?
Bottle doesn't especially mind being called a girl, though Bottle is technically a woman (being past the age of majority and all). However, as the saying goes, immaturity keeps me young...I'm sure I'll still be a girl when I'm 80 years old.
well, can she be called a lady?
NO. *farts*
Cluichstan
11-07-2006, 15:33
NO. *farts*
Classy. :p
But it's best when both of them are involved... I mean, who doesn't love to laugh at the random noises that occur during sex?
Cluichstan
11-07-2006, 15:41
But it's best when both of them are involved... I mean, who doesn't love to laugh at the random noises that occur during sex?
I thought exactly the same thing when I first saw this thread. :D
Cannot think of a name
11-07-2006, 15:43
NO. *farts*
See, now this is why I'm Milhouse for her.
But it's best when both of them are involved... I mean, who doesn't love to laugh at the random noises that occur during sex?
Me. I usually arc an eyebrow and keep going, or do not pay heed at all if it is good.
Me. I usually arc an eyebrow and keep going, or do not pay heed at all if it is good.
Well, I usually keep going while laughing.... but sometimes you get those really good farting noises and you just have to stop and have a good laugh about it before continuing.
Well, I usually keep going while laughing.... but sometimes you get those really good farting noises and you just have to stop and have a good laugh about it before continuing.
I've found that it's generally best to hold the laughter in if you are with a new fellow, though...the lads tend to be a bit nervous on the first go-round, and they'll assume your laughing AT them rather than WITH them. Still, you know you've found a keeper if he's able to laugh at his own sex-faces after the first time. ;)
Myself, I only laugh at ridiculous dirty talking, not to noises, I have heard some indeed humorous things, like "take it" or such, but then again, Bottle is right, laughing out of a guy during first time usually "drop" them down.
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 16:10
that's just gross
You walked into it...no pun intended.:p
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 16:11
You walked into it...no pun intended.:p
I suppose I did
meh.. what's a girl to do
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 16:23
Too hard to choose!
I think I couldn't survive without either of them :(
And being something of a writer, I can't live without details.:p [j/k]
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 16:26
The sex I've had has been at the worse average, at the best mind blowing. I can't say no when it could be that good ;)
I would comment, but I wouldn't know anything about that....
Mstreeted
11-07-2006, 16:29
I would comment, but I wouldn't know anything about that....
... you keep mentioning this.. get out there and get some! :p
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 16:32
You just creeped my shit out, and I'm not going to say how.
You don't have to. It was a real advertisement, too. :cool:
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 16:38
:eek: Where?!
Right over there!:eek:
*chases after womenses*
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 16:45
Right over there!:eek:
*chases after womenses*
Baka :rolleyes:
Snow Eaters
11-07-2006, 16:45
Easy choice.
I choose sex.
Just means I smile A LOT instead of laughing.
Cluichstan
11-07-2006, 16:45
... you keep mentioning this.. get out there and get some! :p
He's too young. :p
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 16:47
... you keep mentioning this.. get out there and get some! :p
Sure, that's easy for you to say.:rolleyes:
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 16:48
Baka :rolleyes:
:eek: I thought you said you had a new name for me, kikka?:(
Fascist Dominion
11-07-2006, 16:51
He's too young. :p
No, he's 18. That's a little later than normal.
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 16:51
:eek: I thought you said you had a new name for me, kikka?:(
I do, stulus :fluffle:
Cluichstan
11-07-2006, 16:52
No, he's 18. That's a little later than normal.
Hmpf...you're older than I thought you were.
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 16:53
No, he's 18. That's a little later than normal.
Not really. I was 17... Assuming this is about what I think it is :p
Cluichstan
11-07-2006, 16:59
Not really. I was 17... Assuming this is about what I think it is :p
As was I.
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 17:03
As was I.
Co-ink-idink
Cluichstan
11-07-2006, 17:09
Co-ink-idink
Well, we weren't 17 at the same time, so yeah. :p
I've found that it's generally best to hold the laughter in if you are with a new fellow, though...the lads tend to be a bit nervous on the first go-round, and they'll assume your laughing AT them rather than WITH them. Still, you know you've found a keeper if he's able to laugh at his own sex-faces after the first time. ;)
lol
That may be true, but I don't think I've ever offended anyone by laughing during sex. Hell, the first time I made out with my most recent ex, he was cracking jokes in between.
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 17:11
Well, we weren't 17 at the same time, so yeah. :p
Lol, Yeah, there was about 17 years between us :p
Cluichstan
11-07-2006, 17:12
Lol, Yeah, there was about 17 years between us :p
Thanks for reminding me. :p
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 17:15
Thanks for reminding me. :p
Lol, There there :fluffle:
Cluichstan
11-07-2006, 17:20
Lol, There there :fluffle:
That's better. :fluffle:
Zolworld
11-07-2006, 17:49
I dont think it is possible to live without either. but I would prefer to keep sex.
Choose??? You mean I'd have to have sex without a little bit of laughter and giggling? That's pointless....
So I'll choose laughter.
No kiddin.
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 03:28
I do, stulus :fluffle:
Then why still call me baka, okha? :fluffle:
New Genoa
12-07-2006, 03:29
this also depends upon the intervals upon which we receive sex and with whom we get to fuck.
United Chicken Kleptos
12-07-2006, 03:32
I would chose laughter. Sex gets old after a while and you eventually get impotent.
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 03:33
Hmpf...you're older than I thought you were.
But I told you how old I am!:eek:
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 03:38
Not really. I was 17... Assuming this is about what I think it is :p
Yeah, well, 'round 'bouts in these parts it's about 15 or 16. But it won't happen any time soon for me. I know I told you how old I was as well. I'm a little disappointed and tempted to say something that would prolly ruin our friendship.
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 03:41
I would chose laughter. Sex gets old after a while and you eventually get impotent.
I hate to tell you the same can happen with laughter.
Tweet Tweet
12-07-2006, 03:43
I hate to tell you the same can happen with laughter.
Wah-wah-waaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 03:47
Wah-wah-waaaaaahhhhhhhhh
:eek:
TWEETY!!!11!
Hiya, Tweet-ums!;)
:fluffle:
Tweet Tweet
12-07-2006, 03:51
:eek:
TWEETY!!!11!
Hiya, Tweet-ums!;)
:fluffle:
Hello FD! :fluffle:
United Chicken Kleptos
12-07-2006, 03:51
I hate to tell you the same can happen with laughter.
Laughter is always directed at something funny. If you keep hearing the same joke, it'll get old and it won't make you laugh. Hence, if I'm always laughing, the jokes cannot be old.
Dobbsworld
12-07-2006, 03:53
I've had plenty of both, but I could not go on without laughter.
Tweet Tweet
12-07-2006, 03:56
I've had plenty of both, but I could not go on without laughter.
Quit gloating. :p
Harlesburg
12-07-2006, 06:20
:eek:
:eek: :eek:
Are you just going to stand there looking shocked, or are you going to get nakked?
Oh, but i am naked.;)
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 06:51
Hello FD! :fluffle:
And of course, by the time I reply to this, you're long gone. The story of our relationship, isn't it, sweetness? :fluffle:
Surf Shack
12-07-2006, 06:53
You all lie. Unless you are a virgin, after a year without sex you'd be itching for it, women included. I'd have to go without laughter. Besides, I'd rather have kids than the giggles.
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 06:54
Laughter is always directed at something funny. If you keep hearing the same joke, it'll get old and it won't make you laugh. Hence, if I'm always laughing, the jokes cannot be old.
No, I mean laughing itself. Have you never grown tired of laughing and wanted something a little more....satisfying?
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 06:58
You all lie. Unless you are a virgin, after a year without sex you'd be itching for it, women included. I'd have to go without laughter. Besides, I'd rather have kids than the giggles.
Kids are the giggles. And I am a virgin. Which may or may not explain it. Dunno how common it is for legal virgins to have almost no interest in sex.
Meliamne
12-07-2006, 07:28
I would definitly go with laughter because as they say, "laughter's the best medicine" and without laughter, we'd all die of seriousness. Besides, as its been said before, there's always self-satisfaction....right?
Obviously sex, because if I happen to live another 20, and that without sex, I won't be laughing either, hence I got neither. ;)
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 08:59
I would definitly go with laughter because as they say, "laughter's the best medicine" and without laughter, we'd all die of seriousness. Besides, as its been said before, there's always self-satisfaction....right?
I think I would die of not being able to make other people laugh. That's always so much more fun than finding the amusement myself.
Does sex include masturbation?
Either way, I choose laughter. It's more fulfilling and you can do it more often and for longer amounts of time.
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 09:39
Does sex include masturbation?
Either way, I choose laughter. It's more fulfilling and you can do it more often and for longer amounts of time.
I still maintain it doesnt feel as good
Although I'm inclined to agree
Desperate Measures
12-07-2006, 09:39
I've had sad sex before and by all that is good in this world, I'd have sad sex for the rest of my life if it came to that.
I've had sad sex before and by all that is good in this world, I'd have sad sex for the rest of my life if it came to that.
Once again you are right, my friend. Sad sex (which includes make-up sex) is the best kind. Between soft sobs and frantic humping, that is a Heaven.
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 09:47
Once again you are right, my friend. Sad sex (which includes make-up sex) is the best kind. Between soft sobs and frantic humping, that is a Heaven.
.....pitty sex
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 10:06
.....pitty sex
.....for pitiful people....
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 10:19
.....for pitiful people....
Bit of both really
Cannot think of a name
12-07-2006, 10:21
Once again you are right, my friend. Sad sex (which includes make-up sex) is the best kind. Between soft sobs and frantic humping, that is a Heaven.
I'm pretty fond of the 'starting before you wake up because she feels bad for shooting you down the night before' sex. Or doesn't feel bad, buts in the mood now, or she...actually don't care just as long as she keeps doing that...
sex.
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 10:25
I'm pretty fond of the 'starting before you wake up because she feels bad for shooting you down the night before' sex. Or doesn't feel bad, buts in the mood now, or she...actually don't care just as long as she keeps doing that...
sex.
lol
I have to say.. being woken up in that way is deffinatley a turn on...
But then I love morning sex better than most other...... who am I kiddng, I just love sex.
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 10:26
Bit of both really
Following the same logic: (no sex) = (no people)
Cannot think of a name
12-07-2006, 10:37
lol
I have to say.. being woken up in that way is deffinatley a turn on...
But then I love morning sex better than most other...... who am I kiddng, I just love sex.
Unfortunately I never returned the favor, since I sleep like I'm trying to make it through the winter. Everyonce in a while I'd get that creepy, "I'm watching you sleep" thing. Look, I snore and talk in my sleep, that can only be creepy or irratating. Don't do that. (though she might have been trying to nicely say, "Well since you where rattling the windows and yabbering on I couldn't sleep so I was waiting for the concert to end...fucker...")
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 10:40
Unfortunately I never returned the favor, since I sleep like I'm trying to make it through the winter. Everyonce in a while I'd get that creepy, "I'm watching you sleep" thing. Look, I snore and talk in my sleep, that can only be creepy or irratating. Don't do that. (though she might have been trying to nicely say, "Well since you where rattling the windows and yabbering on I couldn't sleep so I was waiting for the concert to end...fucker...")
Luckily I dont have to sleep next to you :D
Cannot think of a name
12-07-2006, 10:42
Luckily I dont have to sleep next to you :D
More than you can imagine.
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 10:43
More than you can imagine.
I dated a guy who snored so much I actually had to wear earplugs
It didn't last that long
Cannot think of a name
12-07-2006, 10:51
I dated a guy who snored so much I actually had to wear earplugs
It didn't last that long
Fortunately I'm such a heavy sleeper that I can be nudged and it will stop, but then it will just start up again later. I need to find another hibernator who, like me, can sleep through a battle of marching bands.
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 10:53
Fortunately I'm such a heavy sleeper that I can be nudged and it will stop, but then it will just start up again later. I need to find another hibernator who, like me, can sleep through a battle of marching bands.
It only botheres me if i'm not asleep first. Once i'm asleep I dont notice it, but if I'm trying to get to sleep and all i can hear is the chain saw-esque tones of my man snoring - forget it - i'm on the sofa
Cannot think of a name
12-07-2006, 10:58
It only botheres me if i'm not asleep first. Once i'm asleep I dont notice it, but if I'm trying to get to sleep and all i can hear is the chain saw-esque tones of my man snoring - forget it - i'm on the sofa
I can be known to pass out mid sentence. Of course, since I talk in my sleep I finish the sentence, just the second half is nonsense. Probably why the aforementioned chick didn't want to do anything before we went to sleep but after, to give her a fighting chance of going to sleep first...
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 10:59
I can be known to pass out mid sentence. Of course, since I talk in my sleep I finish the sentence, just the second half is nonsense. Probably why the aforementioned chick didn't want to do anything before we went to sleep but after, to give her a fighting chance of going to sleep first...
You sure you dont have sleep apnia? :p
Cannot think of a name
12-07-2006, 11:02
You sure you dont have sleep apnia? :p
Nah, my dads an insomniac so he'd come into my room ass early and ask me questions, so I eventually learned to auto respond so I could keep sleeping. I had a roommate that figured out when I was doing that she'd just start asking me complex questions because I'd have to wake up to answer them. And, you know, I'm a stoner so sometimes I'm just artificially really tired...
IL Ruffino
12-07-2006, 11:13
Can't I have funny sex? With pies and banana peels..
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 11:15
Can't I have funny sex? With pies and banana peels..
you could .. but you HAVE to choose
IL Ruffino
12-07-2006, 11:22
you could .. but you HAVE to choose
But I WANT funny sex.. :(
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 11:23
But I WANT funny sex.. :(
*grabs her whoopie cushion & spraying flower*
if you insist
IL Ruffino
12-07-2006, 11:29
*grabs her whoopie cushion & spraying flower*
if you insist
Now if only there wasa funny sex option..
I protest this poll!
Carisbrooke
12-07-2006, 11:34
This poll is hurting my head....SEX OR LAUGHTER? ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH :headbang:
Dreamy Creatures
12-07-2006, 11:39
"I did not have sex with that woman"...okay, I'll choose laughter then :p
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 11:43
This poll is hurting my head....SEX OR LAUGHTER? ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH :headbang:
The choice is clear: boycott.:p
I could laugh mentally, still cackle and chuckle aloud. Mindfucking isn't nearly as gratifying as the real deal.
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 11:57
I could laugh mentally, still cackle and chuckle aloud. Mindfucking isn't nearly as gratifying as the real deal.
No, it was noted one would lose all sense of humor.
Carisbrooke
12-07-2006, 12:08
see I need to know HOW they are going to stop me laughing or having sex if I choose the other...I mean, my parents couldn't stop me from laughing even when they got fairly mad about it and they couldn't stop me from having sex either...so THATS my question...by the power of what can you stop laughter and sex? hmmmm
*now my head feels better
BackwoodsSquatches
12-07-2006, 12:11
Unfortunatly, Ive learned to go long periods of time without sex.
(That is, of course, unless you consider gratuitous dolphin flogging, "sex")
However, my brain wouldnt allow me to go very long without laughing.
I can laugh at a funeral.
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 12:12
Unfortunatly, Ive learned to go long periods of time without sex.
(That is, of course, unless you consider gratuitous dolphin flogging, "sex")
However, my brain wouldnt allow me to go very long without laughing.
I can laugh at a funeral.
i DID laugh at a funeral...but it was my brothers and he wouldn't have wanted me balling my eyes out the WHOLE time
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 12:31
see I need to know HOW they are going to stop me laughing or having sex if I choose the other...I mean, my parents couldn't stop me from laughing even when they got fairly mad about it and they couldn't stop me from having sex either...so THATS my question...by the power of what can you stop laughter and sex? hmmmm
*now my head feels better
The real question is how I can best make you have the best of both.:p
Cyber Perverts
12-07-2006, 12:35
see I need to know HOW they are going to stop me laughing or having sex if I choose the other...I mean, my parents couldn't stop me from laughing even when they got fairly mad about it and they couldn't stop me from having sex either...so THATS my question...by the power of what can you stop laughter and sex? hmmmm
*now my head feels better
I think a labotomy would neatly take care of both issues. *starts looking for a drill*
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 16:09
I think a labotomy would neatly take care of both issues. *starts looking for a drill*
I don't think that'll work. I've got a better tool for the job. :cool:
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 16:32
I think a labotomy would neatly take care of both issues. *starts looking for a drill*
hammer and ice pick through the eye socket works a treat too
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 17:06
hammer and ice pick through the eye socket works a treat too
I've got something to hammer your socket. ;)
Cluichstan
12-07-2006, 17:08
I've got something to hammer your socket. ;)
A hatpin? :p
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 17:11
A hatpin? :p
No, but it's the same size. :p
Cluichstan
12-07-2006, 17:12
No, but it's the same size. :p
Kinda thought as much. ;)
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 17:15
Kinda thought as much. ;)
Sssh! Don't tell her. I want the disappointment to be a surprise. :D
New Zero Seven
12-07-2006, 17:36
Sex... cuz I'm a slut. :)
Cluichstan
12-07-2006, 17:40
Sssh! Don't tell her. I want the disappointment to be a surprise. :D
+500 points to FD
LOL! :D
Laughter.
Not a difficult choice...
I mean, think how boring would life be without it! :D
No, but it's the same size. :p
Phew... For a minute I thought you were talking about your wallet. But by that statement I see that you weren't. ;)
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 20:25
+500 points to FD
LOL! :D
Huzzah!:D
Seems I'm mastering your knack for self-inflicted insults. :p
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 20:27
Laughter.
Not a difficult choice...
I mean, think how boring would life be without it! :D
Phew... For a minute I thought you were talking about your wallet. But by that statement I see that you weren't. ;)
Oh, but I was talking about my "wallet." :p
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 22:22
Oh, but I was talking about my "wallet." :p
You're wallet has no meaning here.... sheesh
Hydesland
12-07-2006, 22:23
Both.. o_O
Outcast Jesuits
12-07-2006, 22:24
Haven't had sex so I could live without it.
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 22:31
You're wallet has no meaning here.... sheesh
Some tease you are.:rolleyes:
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 22:36
Haven't had sex so I could live without it.
That's not what I hear....
Outcast Jesuits
12-07-2006, 22:38
That's not what I hear....
Hardy-hardy-har...laughed so hard my brains fell out.
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 22:50
Hardy-hardy-har...laughed so hard my brains fell out.
Hmm, you still seem familiar....And it was about sex being just that good. I've heard as much. *nods*
Outcast Jesuits
12-07-2006, 22:51
Hmm, you still seem familiar....And it was about sex being just that good. I've heard as much. *nods*
Do you live on the East Coast of the US? Start big.
Don't care about It enough to Do It.
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 22:59
Do you live on the East Coast of the US? Start big.
Don't care about It enough to Do It.
Nope. Right smack in the middle.
Neither do I, but it's fun being a naughty tease.
Outcast Jesuits
12-07-2006, 23:01
Nope. Right smack in the middle.
Neither do I, but it's fun being a naughty tease.
Then I guess it's just you.
Yeah, I guess it is pretty fun.
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 23:08
Then I guess it's just you.
Yeah, I guess it is pretty fun.
It has it's perks. ;)
Outcast Jesuits
12-07-2006, 23:46
It has it's perks. ;)
Hooray for that!:D
Of GDI and NOD
12-07-2006, 23:56
Well....Unless Hell includes an eternity of Sucubi and Incubi....Sex all the way.:fluffle: :upyours:
Fascist Dominion
12-07-2006, 23:59
Hooray for that!:D
Indeed. ;)
Outcast Jesuits
12-07-2006, 23:59
Well....Unless Hell includes an eternity of Sucubi and Incubi....Sex all the way.:fluffle: :upyours:
No, that would be in heaven for when they get bored up there.
Fascist Dominion
13-07-2006, 00:02
No, that would be in heaven for when they get bored up there.
Damn! You beat me to it!
*pouts*
Outcast Jesuits
13-07-2006, 00:04
Damn! You beat me to it!
*pouts*
*consoles*
Fascist Dominion
13-07-2006, 00:07
*consoles*
*gropes*:p
Outcast Jesuits
13-07-2006, 00:08
*gropes*:p
*shuns*
Of GDI and NOD
13-07-2006, 00:41
Oh...so Heaven does support creatures of the shadow now?
Fascist Dominion
13-07-2006, 04:47
*shuns*
*swoons*
Grainne Ni Malley
13-07-2006, 04:55
Completely and thoroughly a very hard decision, but in the end I decided that if I went without sex I wouldn't laugh anyway. I'd become one enormous flaming ball of bitchiness.
Wait... that sentence changed as I was typing it! I was going to pick laughter! :eek:
Laughs at Grainne's sex
I'll pick laughter
I can share this with everybody
Cannot think of a name
13-07-2006, 05:09
Laughs at Grainne's sex
I'll pick laughter
I can share this with everybody
Thanks to the internet you can share sex with everyone, too.
IL Ruffino
13-07-2006, 05:15
Funny sex!