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That's the problem with us guys. We love those women, well, most of us, but we're just too damned lazy to properly do anything for them.:rolleyes:
you say that like its a bad thing...


*ducks*

you say that like its a bad thing...


*ducks*
It is, but I'm too lazy to do anything about it.:p
*cowers in fear of NS ladies who still have expectations for us*

lifeguard at a YMCA camp...training sucked because most of the people are counselors and so don't have a problem with all the stupid camp games. the lifeguards had fun ruining everyone elses good times.

On that same thought, I would kill for a back rub right now.
Ah, I know your type.. always saying the egg and spoon marathon races are a waste of time.. and always yelling at me for jumping in the pool :mad:

Meh.. I have no idea anymore.. hell.. lifeguards.. my brother worked at a camp as a lifeguard.. the only injury he ever got there was when he dropped a gas grill on his foot.. meh meh I repeat, no idea anymore. Don't bother understanding me..

Back rub? I'd rather a beer.

*nods*

Ah, I know your type.. always saying the egg and spoon marathon races are a waste of time.. and always yelling at me for jumping in the pool :mad:

Meh.. I have no idea anymore.. hell.. lifeguards.. my brother worked at a camp as a lifeguard.. the only injury he ever got there was when he dropped a gas grill on his foot.. meh meh I repeat, no idea anymore. Don't bother understanding me..

Back rub? I'd rather a beer.

*nods*
haha...yes...you're brother, whom I am convinced is actually me...

but yeah...not exactly the job I was looking for. I wanted bartending, but there are no bars in the area that are hiring for summer help.

and yes, the egg and spoon races are stupid. As are name games.

It is, but I'm too lazy to do anything about it.:p
*cowers in fear of NS ladies who still have expectations for us*
expectations? for you? Women in general have learned not to have high expectations for men, but the NS crowd is by far the worst. Hell, if you weren't so lazy, you'd actually get out of your holes and do something. Yes, we know that's too much to ask. :rolleyes:

The Beautiful Darkness is winning and hasn't even come by. :(
At least she is if you don't count Other which I don't think you should.

expectations? for you? Women in general have learned not to have high expectations for men, but the NS crowd is by far the worst. Hell, if you weren't so lazy, you'd actually get out of your holes and do something. Yes, we know that's too much to ask. :rolleyes:
My hole is nice and cozy, thank you very much.

(first person to make the comment gets smacked by euts trout)

haha...yes...you're brother, whom I am convinced is actually me...

but yeah...not exactly the job I was looking for. I wanted bartending, but there are no bars in the area that are hiring for summer help.

and yes, the egg and spoon races are stupid. As are name games.
You and that kid upstairs, same person? Lets compare.. you both have a fetish with.. boston.. mayyybe the pats also.. you both like the fancy mixed drinks.. lifeguards... yadda yadda.. nope, dont see a similarity..

My gram owns a bar.. i can get you a job. *nods*

just.. try to flirt with the old guys.. they give good tips. [/possible experience] my god i was only 14.. :eek:

And they are so not! Well.. yes they are.. but.. bonfire stories.. c'mon..

My hole is nice and cozy, thank you very much.

(first person to make the comment gets smacked by euts trout)
That's a great big hole ya got there..

(*waits*)

EDIT: How did you fit the trout in there too?

expectations? for you? Women in general have learned not to have high expectations for men, but the NS crowd is by far the worst. Hell, if you weren't so lazy, you'd actually get out of your holes and do something. Yes, we know that's too much to ask. :rolleyes:

A reason to go play on this side of the street Ladame! :fluffle:
Come on, I'll take you shopping, buy you chocolate, and we can visit the spa together. It'll be great! :)

expectations? for you? Women in general have learned not to have high expectations for men, but the NS crowd is by far the worst. Hell, if you weren't so lazy, you'd actually get out of your holes and do something. Yes, we know that's too much to ask. :rolleyes:

Aww, but we like it in our holes. We've got some nice recliners in there.

You and that kid upstairs, same person? Lets compare.. you both have a fetish with.. boston.. mayyybe the pats also.. you both like the fancy mixed drinks.. lifeguards... yadda yadda.. nope, dont see a similarity..

My gram owns a bar.. i can get you a job. *nods*

just.. try to flirt with the old guys.. they give good tips. [/possible experience] my god i was only 14.. :eek:
slight fetish with the pats...yes. more bruins, but if they're a boston team, I love em.

And they are so not! Well.. yes they are.. but.. bonfire stories.. c'mon..its a day camp, so no bonfires. That would be worth while. And hiking. But all those stupid games? Hell no. They made us play them for training...I'm a 20 year old employee for gods sake

That's a great big hole ya got there..

(*waits*)

EDIT: How did you fit the trout in there too?
something told me it would be you......

A reason to go play on this side of the street Ladame! :fluffle:
Come on, I'll take you shopping, buy you chocolate, and we can visit the spa together. It'll be great! :)
Sorry, but I REALLY don't swing that way.
My hole is nice and cozy, thank you very much.

(first person to make the comment gets smacked by euts trout)
Well, if Ruffy already made a comment about it, does that mean I can be the second one to make a comment and not get smacked by the trout? Sweet. :D

*clears throat* ahem.

*insert witty comment here*

:p

Sorry, but I REALLY don't swing that way.



Damn! :( Ok, well it was worth a try.

slight fetish with the pats...yes. more bruins, but if they're a boston team, I love em.

its a day camp, so no bonfires. That would be worth while. And hiking. But all those stupid games? Hell no. They made us play them for training...I'm a 20 year old employee for gods sake
Blargh.. internet fucked up.. prepare for less... whitty.. stupid.. reply.

They are brainwashing you to be happy? The bastards!

something told me it would be you......
now why would you think that?!

Blargh.. internet fucked up.. prepare for less... whitty.. stupid.. reply.

They are brainwashing you to be happy? The bastards!
haha...those games make me miserable. If you want to remember my name, then have a conversation with me. Don't make me jump through hoops. And if I have down time while I'm on the job, let me read for a while, not run around like an idiot.
I mean, it makes sense for counselors to learn those games, since they will play them with their kids...but I'm a lifeguard. My job is to keep them safe and rescue them...not be their friend or play with them. I'd rather spend the time reviewing a deep water spinal rescue or CPR or...well...anything.

If there isn't a degrading "swimsuit round" and a bit where the contestants say they like Children worldwide, then this contest sucks.

And where are the fake smiles? The rhinestone tiaras? The enormous silicone boobs? And not one of the contestants has made a proper idiotic zombie comment to prove she's stupid enough to be "non-threatening" ?

You call this a contest?

If there isn't a degrading "swimsuit round" and a bit where the contestants say they like Children worldwide, then this contest sucks.

And where are the fake smiles? The rhinestone tiaras? The enormous silicone boobs? And not one of the contestants has made a proper idiotic zombie comment to prove she's stupid enough to be "non-threatening" ?

You call this a contest?

Well we did have a pic of HUGE ... tracts of land but you missed it.:p

If there isn't a degrading "swimsuit round" and a bit where the contestants say they like Children worldwide, then this contest sucks.

And where are the fake smiles? The rhinestone tiaras? The enormous silicone boobs? And not one of the contestants has made a proper idiotic zombie comment to prove she's stupid enough to be "non-threatening" ?

You call this a contest?

You've missed my thank you speech.
<_<
>_>
Clearly it's ME you want to be voting for!

haha...those games make me miserable. If you want to remember my name, then have a conversation with me. Don't make me jump through hoops. And if I have down time while I'm on the job, let me read for a while, not run around like an idiot.
I mean, it makes sense for counselors to learn those games, since they will play them with their kids...but I'm a lifeguard. My job is to keep them safe and rescue them...not be their friend or play with them. I'd rather spend the time reviewing a deep water spinal rescue or CPR or...well...anything.
Me thinks they will be torturing you nonstop..

*nods*

"hey sark, these kids over here need acceptance, come, suffer, or die!"

Me thinks they will be torturing you nonstop..

*nods*

"hey sark, these kids over here need acceptance, come, suffer, or die!"
oh, I can deal with kids just fine. I just won't play the stupid games...

oh, I can deal with kids just fine. I just won't play the stupid games...
Believe me, you will.

And I will be sitting here waiting with a bottle of vodka.

You've missed my thank you speech.
<_<
>_>
Clearly it's ME you want to be voting for!

Did you thank your mum and say you wanted to feed all the starving children?

I say we re-do this thread like the Men's one.. Where there was the nomination thread first then the final thread with the poll.. Anyone keen to run it?

I'd advise against it. I did one once. I didn't anticipate how much of a handful it'd be...

...don't forget, it's going to be a lot more popular than the men's thread.

I suppose i'd do it if some people were willing to give me a hand (Bumboat?), because i'm not staying up all night to tally the votes as they come in again. :p

(and i won't vote this time, to avoid accusations of rigging the poll...grr...)

Did you thank your mum and say you wanted to feed all the starving children?

Yes she did. Of course what she wanted to feed them might be considered immoral by some. :p

You've missed my thank you speech.


Thank you speeches this early? We haven't even had the talent portion or the evening gown competition yet!

I'd advise against it. I did one once. I didn't anticipate how much of a handful it'd be...

...don't forget, it's going to be a lot more popular than the men's thread.

I suppose i'd do it if some people were willing to give me a hand, because i'm not staying up all night to tally the votes as they come in again. :p

I'll help if you do it.

I'll help if you do it.

Cool. OK, i'll start the nomination thread now.

Cool. OK, i'll start the nomination thread now.

Cool. Just tell me when you need help and what you need.

Did you thank your mum and say you wanted to feed all the starving children?

Starving children? :eek: I knew I forgot something in my speech! I didn't have my notes - I accidentally used them for blotting my lipstick. But I remembered to thank my mother.

Thank you speeches this early? We haven't even had the talent portion or the evening gown competition yet!
I know! I didn't even get to photoshop a trophy pic or anything yet!

I'd advise against it. I did one once. I didn't anticipate how much of a handful it'd be...

...don't forget, it's going to be a lot more popular than the men's thread.

I suppose i'd do it if some people were willing to give me a hand (Bumboat?), because i'm not staying up all night to tally the votes as they come in again. :p

(and i won't vote this time, to avoid accusations of rigging the poll...grr...)
Who did you rig it for last time, eh?

Cool. OK, i'll start the nomination thread now.
you might want to include something like having to put "nomination" in the title line, or else it doesn't count
just to make life easier

Starving children? :eek: I knew I forgot something in my speech! I didn't have my notes - I accidentally used them for blotting my lipstick. But I remembered to thank my mother.

Good, good, we can do without the starving children bit anyway...Now if you just shake your bum a little and give us all a disturbing, frozen smile, you have my vote.

Good, good, we can do without the starving children bit anyway...Now if you just shake your bum a little and give us all a disturbing, frozen smile, you have my vote.

*Does some impressive dancing, and when done, smiles as taught for cheerleading*

*Does some impressive dancing, and when done, smiles as taught for cheerleading*
*finds nude pictures of P&P*

Disqualified!

*finds nude pictures of P&P*

Disqualified!

I'd like to see you try to find nude pictures of me.

*Does some impressive dancing, and when done, smiles as taught for cheerleading*

Yay! *vote*

I'd like to see you try to find nude pictures of me.

I believe that particular fetish is called "photographica seekum observiophilia" by psychologists.

I'd like to see you try to find nude pictures of me.
Found em. Gimme that sash.

Yay! *vote*

Thank you! Now, if you'd just do this by going over to the nomination thread and posting your nomination of me...

Found em. Gimme that sash.

You can't find them, dude. There are none.

Besides, if they existed and you found them, you'd be voting for me... ;)

You can't find them, dude. There are none.

Besides, if they existed and you found them, you'd be voting for me... ;)
True.. damn.

*hands sash back*

True.. damn.

*hands sash back*

Thank you.

*puts sash back on*

Thank you.

*puts sash back on*
*mummbles*

Who do you think is the sexiest woman on NS?

I need two people to help me judge and I guess one should be a guy. lol

Edit: We have our judges and several write-ins. :) One even has HUGE...
tracts of land. There is a rumor that one of our contestants is actually male but its not Upper Botswavia since she was gracious enough to allow me to "test" her and I can assure all of you she is 100% female. :) :fluffle:

And we now have pics!

Cabra West
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/Tattoo.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/moi.jpg

Sarkhaan
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5071/red2ks.jpg

Ladame?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/nhhgffgjh.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/LaDame_edited-1.jpg

Terrorist Cakes
http://poetrygoddess.spaces.msn.com/

Dakini
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0620.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0616.jpg

Sinuhue as she sees herself
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/sinuhuewithaxetogrind.jpg

Theodrea
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=318539321&MyToken=2a2b29d5-7bed-4b64-936d-f39ecc57519f
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=491888595&DeleteCommentID=23845435

Upper Botswavia
http://www.geocities.com/anonygrl/selfportrait.gif

Angry Fruit Salad
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319/n39801218_30070239_1866.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319/n39801218_30070220_5085.jpg
AFS I pared this down to two pics to be kind to those with lower bandwidth. I hope you do not mind too much.

Not Really Antikythera
http://students.ou.edu/P/Lesley.B.Pierce-1/bell.gif




rofl you got my drunk picture!!

Argh, there are two topics on this one!

I'm so confuced!

Argh!

me on the beach. (http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Emie&image_id=38004359)

Argh, there are two topics on this one!

I'm so confuced!

Argh!

me on the beach. (http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Emie&image_id=38004359)

Yes - my one is the redone one. This one is over and the actual nominations are on the other thread.

I couldn't decide between a couple of them, so I voted other. Just to skew the poll.;)

:eek:*Glares*

:eek:*Glares*
Yeah, can you believe it? Shocking!

The Beautiful Darkness is winning and hasn't even come by. :(
At least she is if you don't count Other which I don't think you should.

Aww, I'm sorry my fans :p

I've just finished all my exams, so I'll be on from now ;)

:fluffle: <- For everyone who voted for me ^_^

Yeah, can you believe it? Shocking!

I know, everyone should bow to my hotness :p

j/k

Aww, I'm sorry my fans :p

I've just finished all my exams, so I'll be on from now ;)

:fluffle: <- For everyone who voted for me ^_^
Woot! Congratulations! Well done! :fluffle:

Woot! Congratulations! Well done! :fluffle:

Hehe, Thanks ^_^

:fluffle:

Hehe, Thanks ^_^

:fluffle:
You're welcome ;)

So... Is this thread over? Should we announce a winner in this thread and move everything over to the other one? Or what?

You're welcome ;)

So... Is this thread over? Should we announce a winner in this thread and move everything over to the other one? Or what?

Lol, I think that this one is pretty much done...

The other one seems more organised too *nods*

Lol, I think that this one is pretty much done...

The other one seems more organised too *nods*
You're just agreeing with me because you're in the lead by two votes! ;)

You're just agreeing with me because you're in the lead by two votes! ;)

No, really!

The other one is better organised, you can't deny that *nods* :)

No, really!

The other one is better organised, you can't deny that *nods* :)
I agree, it is better organised. Other then that, I can see right through you! ;) Damn x-ray vision *mumble*

I agree, it is better organised. Other then that, I can see right through you! ;) Damn x-ray vision *mumble*

See, I'm right :) Some people would like x-ray vision...:eek:

See, I'm right :) Some people would like x-ray vision...:eek:
As usual? :p Depends... Would you like to go around and study peoples bones and some internal organs all day? And not in the regular way, like a doctor? You get tired of spleen in the end, believe me... :D

As usual? :p Depends... Would you like to go around and study peoples bones and some internal organs all day? And not in the regular way, like a doctor? You get tired of spleen in the end, believe me... :D

But of course ;)Oh yes, provided I could switch between that and normal vision. :p And I was thinking more in a... Meh, you knew what I meant :p

But of course ;)Oh yes, provided I could switch between that and normal vision. :p And I was thinking more in a... Meh, you knew what I meant :p
Quite. :fluffle: Oh yes, I knew. But innocence and innuendo is so much more rewarding :D

Quite. :fluffle: Oh yes, I knew. But innocence and innuendo is so much more rewarding :D

:D :fluffle: But I'm the one who is supposed to be innocent :p

:D :fluffle: But I'm the one who is supposed to be innocent :p


My nomination and vote goes to the lovely southern belle, Peechland.

My nomination and vote goes to the lovely southern belle, Peechland.
Other thread! Go there (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=489102) to nominate!

:D :fluffle: But I'm the one who is supposed to be innocent :p
Keywords are "supposed to be"? :p
You really that innocent? I kinda doubt it, but I have been know to make horrible, horrible mistakes and to be completely wrong and off base from time to time... :fluffle:

Keywords are "supposed to be"? :p
You really that innocent? I kinda doubt it, but I have been know to make horrible, horrible mistakes and to be completely wrong and off base from time to time... :fluffle:

Well, close enough :p Depends what you mean by "innocent"... Actually, no matter what you mean, the answer is probably no :eek:
:fluffle:

Well, close enough :p Depends what you mean by "innocent"... Actually, no matter what you mean, the answer is probably no :eek:
:fluffle:
:eek:
Interesting... Very intersting indeed... ;)
*Twirls evil mustache*
*Remembers that there is no mustache*
*Screams and runs around in circles due to pain in upper lip*

:fluffle:

:eek:
Interesting... Very intersting indeed... ;)
*Twirls evil mustache*
*Remembers that there is no mustache*
*Screams and runs around in circles due to pain in upper lip*

:fluffle:

Hehe, you're silly in the best way possible :D

I'm off to bed now though, so fare thee well :p

:fluffle:

Hehe, you're silly in the best way possible :D

I'm off to bed now though, so fare thee well :p

:fluffle:
Why thank you! :)

Sleep well, and beware of the bats! :p

See ya!
:fluffle:

expectations? for you? Women in general have learned not to have high expectations for men, but the NS crowd is by far the worst. Hell, if you weren't so lazy, you'd actually get out of your holes and do something. Yes, we know that's too much to ask. :rolleyes:
Ah, but I did do something. I'm officially employed now.:p IRL I really don't disappoint so much. But you aren't interested in a relationship, so you'd never know just how devoted I can be....:p ;)

You've missed my thank you speech.
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>_>
Clearly it's ME you want to be voting for!
And what makes you so special? :p

I'd like to see you try to find nude pictures of me.
You REALLY shouldn't tempt him. :eek:

I'd settle for a picture of a clothed you.;)

:eek:*Glares*
What? Are you really surprised? I thought you didn't think of me that way. :Confused:

See, I'm right :) Some people would like x-ray vision...:eek:
:( It's not what you think. We only want it to make sure your bones are healthy. *nods* :)

Why thank you! :)

Sleep well, and beware of the bats! :p

See ya!
:fluffle:

:eek: Damn bats! :p

:fluffle:

What? Are you really surprised? I thought you didn't think of me that way. :Confused:

Yes :p Eh? :Confused also:

:( It's not what you think. We only want it to make sure your bones are healthy. *nods* :)

Haha, sure :p

Yes :p Eh? :Confused also:
That I couldn't decide or that I'd skew the vote?:p You aren't the only one. :Ueberconfused:

Haha, sure :p
Of course. What else could I do with X-Ray vision? :confused:

Ladamesansmerci, sans doute. :)

That I couldn't decide or that I'd skew the vote?:p You aren't the only one. :Ueberconfused:

Erm, I can't remember what we were talking about :p

Erm, I can't remember what we were talking about :p
I didn't either, but I think enough of you to at least go look.:(

I didn't either, but I think enough of you to at least go look.:(

My laziness doesn't mean anything :p

So erm, oh yeah, I am the obvious choice because, uh, I just am :p

My laziness doesn't mean anything :p

So erm, oh yeah, I am the obvious choice because, uh, I just am :p
So you're saying you do think of me?:eek: I'm flattered.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif

So you're saying you do think of me?:eek: I'm flattered.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif

Haha, you're silly :p

Haha, you're silly :p
And you love it.;) :fluffle:

WYTYG, Peech, Ilie, Kreizmoorland, Tink, Glitz, Darkness, Nadkor, Cabra, Aerou, TC

...that's all I can think of right now. I'll add more later.

Thank you. You should be on there too. We are the hottest together. (All bow before us!)

Thank you. You should be on there too. We are the hottest together. (All bow before us!)
But so many of you ladies are so hot. Why do you hang out with us poor, pathetic losers?:confused:

Because we're all vampire-bats who are hunting for mindless donators?

Or then we're just so freakin good with photoshop.


Nah, I, myself, love nerds and losers and generally almost all the people who I only talk to in the internet.

Maybe because I'm one inside.

<3 <3 <3,
Emie

Because we're all vampire-bats who are hunting for mindless donators? ... *thinks Fascist Dominion*

Or then we're just so freakin good with photoshop.
...*thinks IL Ruffino*



Nah, I, myself, love nerds and losers and generally almost all the people who I only talk to in the internet. ... you're almost NEVER likely to run out of quantitative conversation, then ... especially here! ;)


Maybe because I'm one inside.
That would appear to be pretty awesome, because Verdigroth "Shaun of the Dead" seemed under the impression that you've got it going PRETTY GOOD on the OUTSIDE, too! :) *notes pic*
*thinks of Verdigroth using Straughn as the game mate in the shed*

The only one, who is remotely sexy (and I use that term loosely) has three fucking eyes.

Because we're all vampire-bats who are hunting for mindless donators?

Or then we're just so freakin good with photoshop.


Nah, I, myself, love nerds and losers and generally almost all the people who I only talk to in the internet.

Maybe because I'm one inside.

<3 <3 <3,
Emie
:eek: Wow, now I really do feel special!:cool: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Even if you are a vampire-bat looking for mindless donators.:p

... *thinks Fascist Dominion*


...*thinks IL Ruffino*



... you're almost NEVER likely to run out of quantitative conversation, then ... especially here! ;)


That would appear to be pretty awesome, because Verdigroth "Shaun of the Dead" seemed under the impression that you've got it going PRETTY GOOD on the OUTSIDE, too! :) *notes pic*
*thinks of Verdigroth using Straughn as the game mate in the shed*
What? Why me? I'm far from mindless.

Yeah, she really is stunningly beautiful. Maybe she's some sort of conundrum or paradox....
*duh duh dun*

Mmmh, bloood~

At least I'm going to let you enjoy the bleeding- situation. it would be quite different if you died in like a car-accident or something..

Wait, did I say "died"?
Ofcourse I meant to say.. umhh.. flied! Yeah, that was the word, flied!

:rolleyes:

*disappears to the corner*

What? Why me? I'm far from mindless.

Yeah, she really is stunningly beautiful. Maybe she's some sort of conundrum or paradox....
*duh duh dun*

Me? :fluffle:

And yes, I'm always taking compliments to myself!

Mwahaha..

~evil laughter of emie-chan~

Theodrea:D

Mmmh, bloood~

At least I'm going to let you enjoy the bleeding- situation. it would be quite different if you died in like a car-accident or something..

Wait, did I say "died"?
Ofcourse I meant to say.. umhh.. flied! Yeah, that was the word, flied!

:rolleyes:

*disappears to the corner*
Well, if you ever change your mind and wanna come suck something outta me, just let me know.:cool: ;) :D

And I'm sure it would be orgasmic to have you drain my blood.;)

Me? :fluffle:

And yes, I'm always taking compliments to myself!

Mwahaha..

~evil laughter of emie-chan~
Yes, you.:fluffle:

:eek: Damn bats! :p

:fluffle:
Yup. You just can't shake them. Damnable things.

But so many of you ladies are so hot. Why do you hang out with us poor, pathetic losers?:confused:
Yucks? :D

Yucks? :D
:D

If N00bs are allowed to nominate, I would like to nominate whereyouthinkyourgoing, please.

:D
LOL! Liked that, did ya? :D

If N00bs are allowed to nominate, I would like to nominate whereyouthinkyourgoing, please.
Good choice. *bows*
Now rub the lamp two more times ...

If N00bs are allowed to nominate, I would like to nominate whereyouthinkyourgoing, please.
No, no, no n00bs allowed!
*turns to messenger*
What!? N00bz, too!?:eek:
*sigh*
Alright. They tell me n00bs can nominate, too.
Dunno what the bloody world is comming to these days!;) :D

Psst! You're in the wrong thread.:p

No, no, no n00bs allowed!
*turns to messenger*
What!? N00bz, too!?:eek:
*sigh*
Alright. They tell me n00bs can nominate, too.
Dunno what the bloody world is comming to these days!;) :D

Psst! You're in the wrong thread.:p
LMAO! Now, now. Don't be too hard on the n00bz. After all, he ( she? ) did choose the sexiest woman on here. :D

LOL! Liked that, did ya? :D
Yup. What can I say? You're one funny old geezer.:p

I know how they got on here, but omg how did some of these women get on the sexiest women on NS!! look at the pictures of some of them people

LMAO! Now, now. Don't be too hard on the n00bz. After all, he ( she? ) did choose the sexiest woman on here. :D
One of them. There are too many for me to choose between them, and all for mostly different reasons, too.:(

Yup. What can I say? You're one funny old geezer.:p
You just ceased being funny. :p

LMAO! Now, now. Don't be too hard on the n00bz. After all, he ( she? ) did choose the sexiest woman on here. :D

Bah, second, maybe third; it depends on what Nadkor really looks like. Course, I'm biased for TC

You just ceased being funny. :p
Give me time. You'll hate me soon enough.:p

Give me time. You'll hate me soon enough.:p
Boy HOWDY!

*low-five*

Well...

I like Whereyouthinkyougoing because the name amuses me, she gives out the warm fuzzies like they where candy on Halloween, and now that I've seen a picture of her she's purtey (I'm a sucker bitch for the warm brown eyes and glasses). So there's that.

Peechland is probably the kindest I've encountered without being a noodle or sucker. Generally a cool cat, complete with cool accent.

But I have long been the Milhouse to Bottle's Lisa. I have no idea what she looks like and don't care.

Boy HOWDY!

*low-five*
:D
*intentionally avoids physical contact (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/borg_assimilation_faces.gif)*:p

:D
*intentionally avoids physical contact (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/borg_assimilation_faces.gif)*:p
Heh.
And all this time you gave the impression you were a slow learner :D

Heh.
And all this time you gave the impression you were a slow learner :D
Maybe you weren't paying enough attention (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/frown3.gif).:p

Maybe you weren't paying enough attention (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/frown3.gif).:p
You can't fault a person for having standards ... :)
Good smilie, btw

You can't fault a person for having standards ... :)
Good smilie, btw
Yes, I can, and yes, it is.:p :cool:

Yes, I can, and yes, it is.:p :cool:
How's the weather up there? :(
*grumbles*

How's the weather up there? :(
*grumbles*
Divine.:cool:
*looks out window at thunderstorms*

TBD still winning at the polls. Wow I think she's been winning straight through.

TBD still winning at the polls. Wow I think she's been winning straight through.
Well, she is gorgeous (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/gorgeous.gif).:rolleyes:

Well, she is gorgeous (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/gorgeous.gif).:rolleyes:

Well I know that and YOU know that and apparently now everyone else does too. :D

Well I know that and YOU know that and apparently now everyone else does too. :D
Yeah, even a couple of us are picketeers (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/iloveyou.gif).;)

Divine.:cool:
*looks out window at thunderstorms*
Wasn't s/he in Pink Flamingos by John Waters?
:eek:
Babs wants eggs.

I want to nominate Gorgamon

Well, she is gorgeous (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/gorgeous.gif).:rolleyes:

Yup, just like that! ;)

Wasn't s/he in Pink Flamingos by John Waters?
:eek:
Babs wants eggs.
Dunno what you're talking about....*shrugs*

Yup, just like that! ;)
Of course, dearest.:) Well, except for the red hair. Yours is so seductively dark....
*becomes enthralled by your incredible beauty*

I want to nominate Gorgamon

Nominations on the other thread

Of course, dearest.:) Well, except for the red hair. Yours is so seductively dark....
*becomes enthralled by your incredible beauty*

Hah! And you still can't decide where to cast your votes! :p

Dunno what you're talking about....*shrugs*
SOMEONE wasn't paying attention :p

Of course, dearest.:) Well, except for the red hair. Yours is so seductively dark....
*becomes enthralled by your incredible beauty*
[ hurls ] Jeeze. man. Get some new material already! ;)

Hah! And you still can't decide where to cast your votes! :p
[Insert comment I'd later regret saying here]:p

SOMEONE wasn't paying attention :p
Yep. :D

[ hurls ] Jeeze. man. Get some new material already! ;)
No good. I'm just too cliché.:p

[Insert comment I'd later regret saying here]:p

How much later do you want to regret it? :p

How much later do you want to regret it? :p
Any time is good. I figure karma's overdue to kick my arse.:p

Any time is good. I figure karma's overdue to kick my arse.:p

Oh? Fortune has been kind recently? :p

Oh? Fortune has been kind recently? :p
No, she's waiting for just the right moment to figuratively kill me.:p

*grumblethe two-timing bitch:mad:grumble*

No, she's waiting for just the right moment to figuratively kill me.:p

*grumblethe two-timing bitch:mad:grumble*

:eek:

Shussh! You shouldn't say things like that, Fortunata might hear you!

:eek:

Shussh! You shouldn't say things like that, Fortunata might hear you!
I don't care. She hasn't been lenient so far. Whatever ill she has planned will not be deterred by silence and kind words, so I opt for petulant defiance.
*shakes fist at Moira*